g/fur no avatars allowed!!!
G/fur no avatars allowed!!!
it's quite good. let's get that instead.
How, exactly,
does one... "adult"?
D-don't look at me like that...
You're really undercutting here.
FURRIES DIE
You can't hold hands when you're not married.
Lamias count as furry, right?
BABY HOLD MY HAND
Just super hectic and bullshit filled day at work
Know exactly what I'm going to be walking into tomorrow as well
WHY DONT YOU USE TISSUES LIKE NORMAL
Hi sempai
That's why I wanna do it..
no they're mermaids
I'll allow it.
I'll get you pinapple juice
well then give another time..
FURRIES ARE SCUM
my point exactly.
work sucks. you have my sympathy.
...
...
Is that fucking lotion on a T420 shame on you
People were telling me to eat my own cum earlier so I had it kept there
And then you said you wanted to hold hands with ikt and the first thought I had would be what if I mask my ejaculate with moisturiser and then you can touch it.
DEATH TO FURRIES
i spill more than that on my t420 bby
When are we going to have a "furry lives matter" movement where they'll be allowed to marry their dogs?
when they're done giving the gays more rights than straight people.
Coming up.
Hmmm I like the sound of that
*hugs* How are you doing?
Yeah, but I still have a date to look forward this weekend. Hoping to play with some oppai ^^
appreciate it twerp
best of luck to you.
FURRIES FIRST, HETEROS NEXT
now you're just being mean. what did I ever do to you.
St-stop...
20 minutes.
x60x24x365/20
Well then, uh... ...
...
well you said that thing some time ago
I refuse to calculate that
Where there is oppai
There is hope
She let me play with her booty so pretty happy
Also more JoJo
your implication by making that comment is the reason for the face.
ass > boobs
Dis
One year.
This is not okay.
...
I love every part of a woman. Boobs are my favorite tho
it goes fags > trannies > pedophiles > furries
to each their own.
I flaunt this reason
w-what thats super long
I need more explosion girl.
When there's a bombing at a furry convention.
I've lost track of where this went.
I'll show you explosions....
And you should have realized I'd say that too, so...
Of course.
So people can't just make the claim for free mercy.
doubtful.
her name is bestgirl.
and my collection is very small.
...
Couldn't agree more
Do you watch anime at all?
Shut up I love you
Bestestestestestestgirl.
Your fault for buying the wrong train ticket dumbo
what's the punishment
I've been known to.
you're better than this.
mine was the shorthand.
I didn't ask for this abuse.
?
I think that's it for my collection.
I don't even remember why you wanted mercy.
I'm supposed to be making a picture.
But I'm so bad at it that I may have gotten a little bored, or sidetracked.
Aww, *pet* okay
The smell would give it away
I'm great, which is a lot better than your day at work sounded :c
just cheat.
I am not for petting.
Watching anything currently?
Really?
Just going to ignore me like that?
Fine I see how it is
Ni Ni all
gonna plan a suicide bombing of the enxt big fuurry convention
ciao
I bet you like it
fear of the unknown of course
The smell of cum on my hand would be masked by the smell of cum coming off me generally.
Goodnight.
not anime, no. I've seen almost everything that I post a character from though, if you want to use that to gauge.
stop this foolishness and drink with me already.
..
Good night :c
That's just even more boring.
Ignore means I didn't pay any mind to it.
I just had no response.
I don't see how that relates.
based bad dragon
exactly.
don't all cums smell different
*sniff* I'm no fool..
I'll have one beer cause I'm craving bubbles.
w-well you started it! you're supposed to
...
It's all good now
I'm home, naked, and ready to relax~
Yeah I was super big into Deadman Wonderland so I went with Shiro
Hmmm no response to love?
Interesting...
that'a'boy. you'll need another after that so it doesn't get lonely.
It's like an explosion in her pants.
I still need to read that one, because the anime was very unsatisfying in the conclusion. and it doesn't seem like they're getting another season.
well done.
Never mind, I got it.
I'm so confused rn.
Only for certain people.
I am too busy spiking my drinks to be clever.
in my book this is the same as being clever.
it's like cheating the universe out of getting your emotions.
thanks to me.
I disagree.
Yeah I read it too
The creator was prego and a few other reasons why it didn't get a second season
Right where it ended is where it starts to get super good
Sadface
*pokes* Done with rabi ribi?
I don't wanna repeat the last episode
so I win again huh?
I am just bored out of my fucking mind.
I had literally nothing to do to day since I'm caught up on everything for work and school so I just have been doing the mental equivalent of watching paint dry.
as a child would.
it was certainly interesting. a real shame, the action was good, and the manga is unlikely to deliver the same impact.
obviously you just need to drink one less than last time.
sounds like a pretty good day.
Break at least.
Playing Zero Escape.
Zero Escape is 10/10
I don't even know what there is to win.
Okay, fine.
I'm a 14 year old Chinese Canadian.
You got me.
fourteen seems like a generous estimate.
I think the problem was more drinking the amount I'd have in three days in like three hours.
I wanna choose a prize
I do not envy you.
but think of all the fun we had together.
doing so would be a serious error of judgement.
What are you even doing now?
Same shitty secretary thing?
Which I can't really mock, since that's me now.
...
...
F-fine, I'm only 10.
I'll stop lying...
W-what...?
my work is highly monotonous. gives me lots of time to think on all the wonderful joys in my life.
Guessing your ava is your favorite?
What makes it 10/10?
ey
now don't you feel better?
karen is one of the clan of bestgirl. I don't think I'd say kirino mosaic is my favorite though.
Everything.
Excluding the fact that we almost never got 3.
No...
Yeah, but the record stuff or something new but equally boring?
I think the whole thing is that I don't remember anything.
don't worry I'm not greedy
yes.
yes to both, really.
again, all you need to do is drink one less.
You poor thing.
Will you ever be like this man here?
rektd
Hmmm do you like horror movies?
but at least I get to come home to nothing every day.
But- what?
What's your prize then?
M-maybe a little...
I don't dislike them.
not a chance. that guy is way too cool.
Just your chinese cartoons and a bottle of lotion.
there you go.
And the cheapest vodka you can buy.
yes. life is grand.
J-just because I'm 10 doesn't mean you can treat me like a kid!
I'll drink to cheap vodka
your age will not effect how I treat you. that would be too easy.
permium sake tho
you dont even know how many I had
three cheek kisses
I feel like it's just kicking you when down at this point.
I didn't even get to drink the sake I bought at AX :(
Do you have a favorite?
I wonder how much it costs...
Keep doing it.
that's the genius of my solution. it doesn't matter. just have that many, minus one.
that might be a step up from my current situation, actually.
far too much.
Oh...
Well, um... okay.
I guess that's okay...
Not that I can think of offhand.
I AM SHAMING HIM, NOT ENCOURAGING HIM.
YOU REALIZE TRYING TO ELICIT PITY/SYMPATHY FROM ME IS A FRUITLESS ENDEAVOR, RIGHT?
:C
I've saved far too much of this slut you post.
you can't possibly think that's what I'm doing here.
You just want my plank folder.
no. you cap far too many of her being happy.
I can't figure out if you're trying to go the "hit me harder" route or the "pls pity me" one.
quality OP
I flaunt your strategy
Yay
see I'm not greedy?
neither.
I'm having a hard time figuring out what your definition of the word "flaunt" is.
super tired so taking a break
Then I'm at a loss.
you will continue to be at one if you continue to try and figure out the motives of one who has none.
I need to go through and make it better anyway.
Well...
it's a smart word for smart people
I want to punch you in your giant nose.
smug and sad only.
so why would anyone here use it?
okay.
y-you're doubting me?!
to make more smarties, and spread em.
I'll cap what I want to cap.
I guess greedy just makes it sound ugly...
that might be a fruitless endeavor around here.
that goes without saying.
then use another word.
is this a vegetable crowd then?
clever
...
my specialty
fitting
I hope by the time I'm through college more states accept it and it's not a federal thing anymore.
We own a $5mil greenhouse which could get us $1mil annually from taxes alone.
Because you're actually a T-rex with stubby little arms and ginormous thighs?
It's come to the point where drinking these doesn't make it taste like acid anymore and it's actually making me feel good. That's progress.. Right?
1/40,000 and I got $1,000 so that means everyone must have. So what $400,000 a month? I'm driving the tank.
hey now
I'm not that old
I'm 10, I don't know what goes without saying.
What's a word that means "greedy" but doesn't sound as ugly?
...
any of my friends here yet
The first shit you ever took is already petroleum, grandpa.
you're the english speaker here
Go get 'em, tiger.
...
covetous?
boy I do not miss not having internet
I'm telling him to pursue you.
that's enough of that.
yes. I got that.
A month.. I meant everything quarter. That's 1.6mil meaning we obviously pull in a load of more money from somewhere else, probably for property shit from the government(property that they gave us and they realized they need) along with a few other businesses that we let into our area so that we can survive.
Tribal vote in 4days and I'm gonna go down and see if I can finally take the seat. Maybe learn a thing or two while teaching them all a thing or two.
why would I be that?!
I'm sure you're more used to reading the newspaper and gossiping to your neighbors to pass time instead of just shitposting while wearing women's clothing.
He's gonna slam dunk that pussy.
...
2 weeks and I got a wedding though. After that then it's all going to be in Maui and everything will be okay again(hopefully)
/blog
You guessed it super correctly
I need answers!
I mean, it's you.
When are you not doing that?
bbbut youre my friend tsuchi
...
when mommy makes me do the chores
...
That game just goes to show you the power of balls
He's just as shocked as you are that he has that many.
Get a job then.
I just mean that you want what you want and know how to get it.
rust when
buh im onna holiday
so smooth?
Sure!
Holiday from what?
I thought you graduated from high school years ago.
no pablo drove it to my house
and then
the speakers didnt work
i tipped him 3$ more
BUILD THE FUCKING WALL
I love getting what I want.
I shouldn't english more than you btw
life
pendejo
That's just called being a hikikomori, not a "holiday".
I caught a pikachu on my way to dinner :u
good choice.
You can get one as a starter
ah well I start college in september.
...
lmao fuckin rekkktttt
I still can't believe you thought this thing was me, tsuchi.
I don't know whether I should be insulted or more insulted.
stfu buttfox
Well, I'm distracted.
disgusting
its not fox
its fucking kaybe or bern
grim is very determined to find out.
all this user talks about is how cool it is that he's anonymous
like holy shit
the other day him and darwin were having the most cringy back and forth about how super secret their secret is
It was a shot in the dark.
I figured it would piss you off enough to say something revealing.
I have no fucking leads
I had no idea how pissed I should have been. I feel cheated.
Its a fucking a faggot, I'll tell you that much
sure is cool being user
are the puzzles that hard?
...
for her they appear to be.
is re:zero still coming out soto or was ep 15 the end of the season
i just wish people would stop caring lol
he's feeding off of the attention people are giving him for it
he literally has no conversation skills so he bothers with this gimmick
I've had Tres Hombres on repeat for like two hours now.
I question my sanity.
fun in the sun
if that were true you'd have already given me enough to last a lifetime.
2 can play at that game user
Why?
and no one will win. I like it.
genuinely dont care about this desperate attention grab youre doing
do it with someone else
make that 3
it goes to 24
if we're going by just the number of unsolicited posts about it you are winning by a landslide.
let's play rust
LOL GUYS NOBODY KNOWS WHO I AM
i am super special and interesting because of this
o ty
25*
grim is a close second though.
now?
im ready i just gotta save
just defeated mariemburg too
Okay.
I may be a tad clever for my own good.
N-NO!
Did he have an accent?
I didn't even get a single reply on my entrancepost
it hurts
thanks bb
that's what I meant
you can have all of my replies. I don't want them.
Dude, I almost...no, well I did sorta rape my older sisters friend who is like in her 40s while super drunk yesterday
...
Oh
iduno i got my gf to answer the door
nobody does too
my entrance posts barely get any (you)s
people here are fucking jerks
you said she wanted more though?
entrance post
give me (You)'s
...
...
appearances
but if you're even cleverer it won't hurt back
(You)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
...
EVER SINCE I LEFT THE CITY
its so badly drawn on, too
She fucking did and I was like AWWWW YEAH
She literally went to go ask my older sister if it would be okay if we fucked since she's my older sister
My older sis was like "I ain't your mom lmao"
Well no,
I just start being too smart about it, and overthinking the puzzle.
So instead of getting the answer staring me in the face, I'm in too deep.
pretty solid collection, thanks
jeez fine here
no need to be jealous grim. apparently all you have to do is demand attention and you get it.
who asked to play rust
are we going or
It's like an abstract form of attention whoring
oh I understand.
what kinda puzzles are they actually? like shapes, numbers or pieces stuff.
Lactating isn't bad, just when it's used in anime shit where it's basically trying to be some lactating=cumming weirdness.
Every kind.
don't be ridiculous. they must be much more complex if our genius rin can't solve them.
New.
..even maths?
Why didn't you answer it?
k