Tasteless thread

Loco is a lying

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you need to resit trap psychology 101

Well I've inadvertently got it in or around my mouth a few times

But I wouldn't know well enough to talk about it.

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Teach me the ways Erin-senpai

Is this just a reverse psychology ruse to get me to text him back even though my pride doesn't allow it?

loco, it's fine to eat your own cum, probably perfectly normal, you don't need to pussyfoot around saying it.

well for one, stop profiling

trap doesn't want X kind of guy just because they are a trap you fool

That is stereotyping. And dats wrong

I think it'd be rude to expect others to eat it if you hadn't tried it yourself.

oh..

but ax already happened and i moved so that kinda backfired

no if she says you're too much of a normie she probably means it

she's 100% otaku /jp/ trap

im her maido and she's my master low-key tho..

i don't think i'd even wanna hang with you these days, never mind fuck you soto.

you're pants on head retarded, and annoyingly uproarious

Soto is stuck in high school fratboi mindset
all the booze and drugs have made him tard

You forgot mind-numbingly boring.

yes, that too.

also far too self absorbed.

That's enough about the plebe. How're you doing?

one of those overconfident people, that if you don't feed their confidence, cracks begin to show

could probably make soto cry fairly easily by just being around him irl and acting like you don't like him

Is this directed at me?

Did I ask other people to try theirs?

oh, i am fine.

how bout you?

That makes sense, like as soon as he doesnt get his ego pandered by anyone soto starts "bullying" them

Well to be fair most of the traps Ive talked to online are the same, so this was the first ever trap that actually was pretty normal for once which really threw me off and I sorta had a hard time talking to since I tend to have a pattern of talking to people I want to hook up with which I sorta have a VN kind of dialogue with

So like i still managed to do some stuff with this trap but i honestly thing I scared/turned him off when i did a bunch of lines of coke in front of him with my friends, I offered him some but he aint about that life
Like dude, how are you gonna act like a normie around me but when i bust out the coke you get scared?

Its not even that bad of a drug

I know she fucking is which just triggers me more cause I've fucked around with a 100% otaku /jp/ trap before

NIGGA I JUST WANTED TO ADD SKAABII TO MY HAREM

I want to say something mean but I wont because that's what a gentlemen does

Scoots pls
Ive been a tard all my life

ERIN PLS
ITS NOT THAT
I JUST GET MORE TURNED ON WHEN SOME SHITTY TRAP REJECTS ME AND MAKES ME WANT TO BANG IT EVEN HARDER

THIS IS THE WORST FETISH EVER I SWEAR

Really rather tired. I'm going to have to try harder to get to bed at a normal time tonight.

a few days of turning your nose up at his jokes and ideas irl, and he'd be an emotional wreck, that's how he comes across these days.

put my cursor in a bad place and misread as "try harder to get lobotomized at a normal time"

So clingy and needing in assurance... Must stem from the mother issues.

hoooly shit I fucking did it

Good job!

and suddenly soto feels eerily fragile, and sort of like their is someone breathing over his shoulder

the room feels oddly quiet, and the back of his neck is tingling a little

her and i are v similar both otaku jp traps. however she doesn't like non-jpsies at all tbh

also yeah her and i are both p normal people, and once the coke came out i think u blew it

thanks loco ^^
I'll show you soon

o-ok...

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I've never been aware of somebody being unhappy after a icepick to the prefrontal cortex.

actually yeah if there's one thing she hates the most its DUDE DRUGS LMAO

u blew it 100% she's a otaku not a degenerate

i feel you, might be down for that

Good early morning.

knees weak

moms spaghetti

I kinda made it clear im a jp fag since I was talking shit on this niggas 2hu waifus
not to mention I post on there too

I honestly think the coke was the dealbreaker tbh which is what suck since it was almost as enjoyable as the head that niggas gave me
He told me how he lost someone close to him who OD'd on coke and I was like "lol well at least I have self control"

lmao I shoulda said something nicer imo

WOW THANKS FOR THE NO SKAABII WALKTHROUGH

I FUCKIN RUINED IT

uh

yeah you completely blew it

i wouldve let you fuck me and been clingy and wanted ur attention if i came around

u blew it

BLEW

IT

I'll blow you

Honestly I am glad it was the drugs that scared Skaabii away not the fact that I was too normie/alpha

Cause those 2 things are very different

Then again doing like 7 lines in front of someone isn't much of a turn on imo

It all makes sense now

Soto, you are a mess.

i get enough head

i like being a bottom SOMETIMES

her and i were alpha trap squad at the con taking care of the ikkle babby retards who were DUDE DRUGS LMAFOAO OOO *barfs everywhere*

we went on a daito and she slapped me enough to make me cry

i like boys who cut me fatter lines than they take without feeling emasculated

Dorito is yo boi

Obviously I should be dating erin rather than Skaabii tbh

whats even the point of coke

do fucking adderal man

i did coke and felt nothing, like quite a few lines or w/e

everyone else felt shit besides me

im fucking 5'3 and small how does it not effect me, i metabolise drugs better than anyone i know

fucking coke is a meme drug and you're all pretending ill keep my amps faggots

good.

no shame in taking smaller rails than me, i am like the cocaine lottery, you pour so much money into me expecting something crazy to happen, and it never does

you are a disgusting scab

go take amphetamines alone you scab

Do you think Nick would perform the operations for us?

um, probably, eerily enough

ive only done adderal once

and ive done coke like 3 times

coke is a MEME DRUG

Okay, first of all, Im not the kind of nigga who takes drugs and barfs

That's like Ian tier level

I can handle my shit since Im the guy leading everyone most of the time
Also that nigga doesnt even look dom enough to do that

Looks like quite a few werent enough

You need to hang out with me then bby gurl

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NICK I WANT TO BE A HAPPY VEGETABLE

*TELL

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i tried that and couldnt cum it wasnt very fun

Subtle ;_;

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they already said no

NOOOOOOOO

What? D:
Sorry!

You said you would show me something and then ignored me.

Do you get a kick out of setting me up and then fucking off?

fuuuuck, I guess we gotta substitute for mollies then

I spoil you, u fkn slut

subtle always does that

I never gave a time limit ^^

ive never had sex on molly

ive been told not to 100 times because it will ruin sex for me

then again i dont really ever bottom so i guess its different

fuck you

I love you master
Stop posting you're probably losing

(Kind of) 3D graphics is hard...

ok when and where

jk

Not entirely sure what you mean by that. There is going to be a debate about a second referendum. A debate doesn't really mean much of anything though. Just MPs giving their views.

Double fuck you. I'm blocking you again.

Like I was just typing out "oh empty house next month you can come fuck me if you want because you're cute"

but no

you have to be a little bitch

You already blocked me :c

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just now

So good

continue being a babby, whatevs

After yesterday you re-blocked me I mean
You can't double-block me :c

antimatter

15 minute high that makes u feel nothing for 80$ for a lil tiny amount

lol!

I blocked you for five minutes out of cute embarrassment and I removed you. Then I sent you an invite again ten minutes ago.

And then I blocked you again just now because you're mean to me.

it isn't for poorfags duh

That's what everyone would tell me

but I still did it

But real talk though, sex while on molly is never the same as sober sex

When you cum it feels like at least 100 times better

Deep down loco is a sweetie who ignores me. Which makes me rage. I dont like being ignored. It makes me listen to linkin park.

scarlet is a wifebeating hick, whatdya expect

You keep pushing for nudes and lewds and I'm like

Maybe I don't want to take pictures of myself or anything.

Give me lewds and nudes bae

I am a shameless deviant. Just wap me and tell me to chill. Jeez.

"i can't afford cocaine therefor it's a shit meme"

"take adderall"

opinions of a moron

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Don't know what this is but it's probably me

I did not expect that to at all work

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Whoops

That's embarrassing.

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Ask a psychopath anything

When you gun succ?

Alright, just point me to him and I'll get firing away.

Time to cook. Later fam

You're so good at that game master I'm proud of you

Now just that K-On one and then I will be happy

He doesn't know what that means

He's sitting next to me, ask away

Please tell me what you made when you come back, I'm curious

And all the touhou ones I sent you of course

You don't know what a blowjob is? huh

No I hate touhou

Touhou streams are in your future now.

He knows

That is what I'm waiting on

Any other questions?

I just want someone to give me a hug.

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-hug-

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good anime

It was ok. Too much fanservice sometimes.

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soto why are you on /jp/ get out of my thread

My favorite part was when he called that fat guy a bitch

watched the whole thing a few years ago and didnt notice any fanservice

The part where Jessica Jones leaks her nudes all over herself while she's sleeping

Malcolm in the Middle Sr. gets naked before every cookout. Blatant fanservice.

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♥

I have to finish season 5 lol

what

oh yeah youre right how could i forget
all that fapping to the scenes must have taken it out of my memory

I'm still on S3. Late for the bus again!

Understandable.

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soto are you still here

hank morphs into a rock in a twist of irony

jesse leaves and shacks up with a horse

tfw you're watching the GPS bloop of your Amazon PrimeNow driver driving from the Amazon Warehouse to your house

ITS THE FUTURE FOLKS

BASED
PABLO

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Good point. I'm going to refrain from annoying people here until I've watched it all. See ya around!

gotdangit

Ok I laughed. Good job.

bye then

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Has anyone seen Inside Out/is it worth watching?

⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄

I saw it and yeah it's a fun watch

I've been meaning to see it. Maybe I'll torrent it or something.

I love you master

Holy jesus fuck

wat

stop

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God damn it hurry up and watch it

Baka

also this looks kind of lit

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That'd be you. Triple baka

looks like another cheap Zootopia rip off.

Wait, did you fucking buy me an osu supporter tag?

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Himitsu

But it's like... totally different

hey dad~

No seriously tell me

hey luke
u wanna play a game

I can not reveal such information

holy shit lmao i just messed aroundf with my sister bff

shes like 50

stares at u

holy shit shes so thirsty

guys help
she wants another round

always post on jp you fucking nigger mugshot twink

-looks away- >///>

What game?

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Do it faggot

Tell me if you did or I'll just watch new game on my own honestly..

i dont care dude
i just wanna play videogames
grim said we're rusting tomorrow i guess

YOU WILL NOT WE HAVE TO WATCH TOGETHER
No I did not

One of my 11 year Olds watches re:zero

I'm fucking done

Oh
I have an idea of who did then

i wanna hug u

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someone else is buying you stuffs instead of me !?

can you do a vocaroo of you saying OH YOU TOO?

idk fam tell me a game

is your rust downloaded
we can start without him
idk what other multiplayer i wanna play

did she die?

fuck I think this chick really wants to fuck

jesus fkn christ

you said she's 50
she hasnt been laid in 10-20 years
of course she does

Yeah, I have it downloaded but I'm not really feeling it atm tbqh fampai

Play League of Legends :^^^^^^)

Yeah

Yeah, but she got better.

I know but still shes more thristy than I am

How does that even work?
I thought I was the thirstiest?

I have to kill them now.
Or buy you a game friday

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🆗 son, 🌞 there ain't❌❌a ☝single☝fucking☝person☝ with any intellect👓👓📖who gives a 🎮remote🎮fuck🎮about your extensive vaping💯😎💨 talent. 😂I happen to be quite🎩the🎩intellectual🎩myself, so I can confirm✔✔this fact💯as truth™.👌if👌you👌think👌 that your vape💯😎💨 is going↗to get you hoes👯👯, you are utterly🐄 mistaken❌, fam👪. my pa👨 once taught📖 me the 😏secret😏 of life👍💛, and it was not❌❌ your vape💯😎💨 🆗🆒now listen 👂👂here my chum✌✌, my pa👨 was a man who kept it 💯💯💯💯💯💯. ✋that✋is✋six✋fucking✋hundreds✋ and he never❌🙅🙅 once vaped💯😎💨. The man 🚬smoked🚬some🚬mad🚬cigars🚬 because he wasnt❌the pussy🐱🐱you are🆗⁉❗⁉ he lived to be 💯 because he kept it 💯💯💯💯💯💯 and killed🔫🔪 👌every👌vaping👌fucker👌he👌saw👌🆗🆒😂😂👀👀 so in the spirit👻of me good ol pa👨, I think💭you should kys🔫 they have 🆓 vapes💯😎💨 in hell🔥and🔥it's🔥lit🔥for😂 unintelligent vaping💯😎💨 hooligans like yourself👌😂😂

im scared...

Make her watch DeathNote

JUST GOT MY FIRST AMAZONNOW ORDER

THEY CAME TO MY DOOR

AND GAVE IT TO ME

IN 2 HOURS

F U T U R E

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scarlet i'd do the same but deliver my dick tbh

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oh thats ok then

how much did that cost you?

I'd rather you didn't

You know what I don't understand? No one ever takes memes seriously. I'm being honest here. No one ever stops and really understands the memes. They just pass it off as just another shitpost that was made by some edgy shit in his basement, waiting for his mom to bring him chicken tendies. These people are wrong. Memes are made by the greatest minds on the planet. Each one is carefully and delicately crafted to get the most amount of karma on Reddit. I'm led to believe that maybe even Albert Einstein made a meme. Now, I am not talking about the shitty Facebook memes that don't take any effort at all, like what you see on say, for example, Berny Snaders' page. They lack a soul. I only speak of 4Chan memes and the like. Things like dank pepe, dat boi (o shit waddup) and troll faces. These types of memes deserve respect. They aren't trash. They are art.

i-i'm the only one who can buy you stuffs master

Is BC here?

is he ever not mate...

Don't ask, you'll attract him back...

Maybe

Why?

Good popinmt

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I had a dream where I first ate pizza, then had to pull thick strands of cheese out of my throat as it came back up, then the dream shifted so that it was gum and I was pulling a TON of gum off of my teeth that was stuck hard to them

that was fucking gross

x)

no~

Why not ?

just like you

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lmao this picture

Maybe I like free stuffs..

hello yes, this is bc

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Maybe I want to give you all the free stuffs you want..

Pot Noodle for dinner, living the life.

rIBS SPICY WEDGES AND 'SLAW

College life indeed

You're American now?

I finished university around half a decade ago.

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now i can be cute like audrey senpai

Living the free life. Brexit♥

Sing the song and post results please.

Then why are you eating noodles?

Yup you don't have to eat Muslim garbage anymore

i've tried it a few times and not got it right

i'll try again brb

What next? Burgers? Steak? Creole?

Feel free to wait, learn and do it when y'all comfy.

Unhappy frog.

Lazy, tired, didn't want to do washing up.

i.4cdn.org/gif/1468351394144.webm

._.

i'll do that

maybe if i do a webm sabrina senpai will think i'm cute

So good !
You must teach me how to play like you

fuck it i'll do it for me

i'll crossdress and put a towel on my head because i'm worth it

Sabrina-sama loves cute things.

Try steak and mash potatoes next !!

You're going to get a burst of energy in an hour and you're going to regret not cooking dinner lol

I cook dinner for my family everyday and wash dishes

don't be lazy

A good combo. I like that combo. Maybe chilli dawg next.

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old Holla Forums was probably one of the best websites in history

your webm also took out the best part

vimeo.com/80255958

Laugh my fucking ass of.

ok

There is probably more motivation for that when you don't live alone but thats not much of an excuse really.

i dont pay for amazon prime you can include family members on it

so it was the price of the speakers + nothing

sadly the speakers were FUCKING BROKEN or im doing something wrong but ive tried 3 different devices and only 1 speaker works so FUCK

hello...?

you have to wonder if the speakers being broken was part of pablos plan

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Mexicans♥

i trusted PABLO

BUILD

THE

FUCKING

WALL

NOW

WALL

TRUMP TRUMP
TRUMP TRUMP
TRUMP TRUMP
TRUMP TRUMP
TRUMP TRUMP
TRUMP TRUMP
TRUMP TRUMP
TRUMP TRUMP
TRUMP TRUMP
TRUMP TRUMP
TRUMP TRUMP
TRUMP TRUMP
TRUMP TRUMP
TRUMP TRUMP
TRUMP TRUMP

RACE WAR

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i just wanted a stereo speaker set up

i even tipped him 3$

BUILD

WALL

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tfw unsorted folder growing as my laziness grows
;_;

halp

Why is she so fat

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slow today.

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why

whats wrong with a racewar

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hello, desu

hello

doing well?

ur fais

Yeah but I'm about to go, how about you ?

I just got here. day so far has been largely uneventful.

What a shame. At least you're home now

yes. there's no place like home.

whats wrong with my face??

I imagine that's nothing but beatings for you.

post it you mega slut

nothing?

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only when I've been good.

nice

me on the right

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The mental image of this is funnier than it should be.

new overwatch character. pc users can try her out. farewell.

nuu

thats no fun

h y p e

On PTR though right?

nice

Sorta wanna get Team Rocket clothes and rob people who are up past bedtime catching pokemon
but i wont

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gunbuster is badass yo

gonna go play pokemans

wish me luck

There's a Mewtwo on the interstate.

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correct.

and everyone and their long estranged mother is playing her, so I think I'm done.

she's good though. my only worry is that people will not realize that your team will still need a secondary healing support because no way is she going to be able to handle healing for the whole team by herself.

I'll heal a whole team by myself.

you don't even play overwatch.

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WHITE AMERICA IS A FUCKING TERRORISM

Gameplay

I don't have to play Overwatch to heal people.

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wow. they really changed DVA quite a bit.

no. I'm sure you don't.

Glad we could come to an understanding.

zenyatta buff. decent. still needs something done about those orbs going away so fast after breaking line of sight.

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lmao you sound American xD

Let me live with you, I'll cook for you everyday

Oh wow did it come in one of those drones?

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Sorry for the late replies

I'm busy cooking

RIP 5 Tracer/D.Va strat

kawabungah

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STOP FDUCKING SPOILING IT FOR ME

don't worry. there's no fun had.
it's my "cutting"

they are also removing hero stacking in competitive. so I might actually start playing it again.

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Yee haw

Just stick your arm in a blender.

I surrender

That means I win.

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but then I wouldn't be able to play overwatch.

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mercy please

hola pendengo

drink with me

Mercy is only for women and children!

good thing you're both.

This means lolis are super mercied!

Got multi-vitamin juice right here

I temporarily identify as a woman.

the only vitamin we need is alcohol. have some.

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Please.
PLEASE.
I am not child!
Anymore!

Exactly!

That's not how it works!

I'm no doctor but iunno if that works

YES

I just made it work

what if pizza wasn't invented yet..

People being 'girls' is the most common thing here, no?

help mosquitoes kill em

Unfortunately.

Eating bananas drives away mosquitoes from your skin naturally.

there'd be a different kind of popular casual communal food

does this mean i'm a girl?

sneaky dog

ANGELA EAGLE AND THE PLP ARE SNAKES AND NEED TO BE TROD ON.

Got that little fucker.

doge

so you just act like one.

I am a doctor. it does.

Oh well

Hella spooky hands

ew what the fuck

*bark*

you forgot to mention this works best if you dip the banana in honey first.

You must identify as a woman for a significant length of time before you get mercy from me.

I-
Can I rescind that comment?
Like deleting on skype?

Hands are NOT spooky~!

W-what is ew

you may not.

...

Right.

KILL FURRIES
YIFF IN HELL

Show me your license!

h-how long

Yiffing is a natural thing to do.

I WANNA HOLD HANDS WITH THAT

...

I will show you over drinks. let's get started.

...

Mosquito?

Why are you always trying to get him drunk?

GAS FURRIES

N-no you idiot.. nevermind...

I haven't decided yet.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2864415/Chlorine-gas-leak-sickens-19-furry-convention.html

SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE

I have to commit to my recurring bits.

I'll get the chocolate milk

10 minutes?

All crimes against the furry kind will be swiftly dealt with by Officer Wilde, ZPD.

FURRIES AND PEDOS ARE NOT WELCOME

Longer.

...

Hey everyone

make sure to put vodka in it.

throwing a tantrum is only making my point for me that you are a child.

hello shiro.

15 minutes

eeew that'd be horrible

well you're the one who insists on chocolate milk.

subtle hold my hand it's moisturised

GAS THE FURRIES

lol
It's gonna be all slimy
But okay :3

Jesus Christ loco

i moisturised it because i didn't want you to feel the cum

There's nothing I could do to prove otherwise, anyway.

Loooooooooonger.

what did i do

except perhaps act your age.

How's it going? :3

Subtle

so far so...awake. how are you?

H-holding HANDS is LEWD

what the fuck why

But I do that and you say weird things about me anyway.
Like that thing about being a child.

I have yet to see you act like an adult.

Wish I was dead
Sums it up quite nicely

orange juice is okay too

20 minutes

join the club. what happened?

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