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POST THE PORN

Alright Holla Forums, predict on what is Nintendo going to show next week to make the Switch unappealing to everyone and appealing to Nintendrones.

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Nintendo is popular again.
Granted, they're popular for all the wrong reasons (mobileshit) but normalfags like Nintendo again.
It'll sell no matter what shit they pull.

Videogames since the ps4 and xbone success has shown that consumers hate viyda.

DEDICATED
GAMING
TABLET

Super Mario Run: Switch

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Its fucking garbage.

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Can't wait for the influx of extra consolewar threads. Hopefully the mods contain it to one thread. I predict the Nintendo Direct will be laughably bad. At least Nintendo tries to make consoles something more than just mini computers with a shitty OS. In the end all consoles are inherently shit so the Switch will probably do no better than the Wii U.

This

I thought EA was already against developing for the Switch?

Big pubs will only develop for the console if they're either paid enough or if the manufacturer manages to sell them well enough like with the PS4 which basically sold with no games.

Oh found the fucking nintendrone.
No one fucking argues about which console is the best in these threads.
Everyone just shits on Nintendo, get your fucking bullshit out of here you faggot.

You're just as bad as the dubs fags who used to plague this board saging actual good threads because they thought it was discussing things they didn't want to be discussed.

Calling it now, the switch will be the greatest system since the Gamecube.

Yeah I sure am a nintendrone. Chill with your kneejerk reactions. I'm closer to a PC mustard fag.

I'm only interested in two things: Zelda, and anime tiddies.

But it has a few games I am interested in. That is literally all that matters

Reminder: don't believe the lies

I was a good goy nintendo fan boy for years until they pulled some sjw bullshit

Pokemon amiibos. All 802 of them.

Why do artists do this? It's the best switch version, too.

What in that post wasn't true?
The majority of this board plays on PC, and those who don't arent faggots who will sperg out about their consoles of choice.

I've never seen console wars once, other then DaS and DeS fans arguing over which was better.

boy oh boy

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It's your money do what you want. The last nintendo console I had was a gamecube. I honestly loved it. But I hated everything afterward.

Accurate

The ps4 showed that people are willing to buy a new console to play the same old games.

How Sony did it was fine. However, Niptendo will shit it up no matter what.

New virtual console forcing you to re-download games for the third time.

Yeah and we call those people idiots, like most nintendrones

Found the sonygger.

FTFY

7 days hell yea

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Ok, I'll ask, is there anyone here who wouldn't rather play 3rd party games on pc instead? Cause I'm pretty sure the vast majority would be available on pc anyway.

>Dark Souls trilogy rumors are confirmed true, complete with the ability to scan Link into DS3 using an amiibo and have him act as an ally

I call bullshit.

Considering what they've done with other third party games on their systems, it would be neat to see Nintendo weapons in there. They added Mario costumes to Tekken Tag Tournament 2, different outfits to Bayo 1 and 2, and a whole new skin for Minecraft.

You're right, it would probably be Fire Emblem characters instead

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I still have no idea whether or not switch is it's own thing or a new handheld meant to replace 3ds

it better not replace the 3ds, i bought the thing like a retard and if it dies while still not getting a game i'm going to shoot up the nintendo hq

Doggo is official Switch tan, do not post fake ones

Stop shilling this shitty device btw

Fuck off dog fucker.

to make it look better
yeah what a meme

It kinda works most of the times tho, I just have no idea why.

Stop pretending retard

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it gives the illusion of "hard work" like the artist did something i know for a fact that's full of shit

They are the new biodrones. The biodrones stuck around after DA2 and after ME3. Do you really think the nintendo flavored variety will suddenly stop mindless loving nintendo?

Think Nintendo will finally get with the times & have paid online like Sony & Microsoft?
t. Neogaf

No :3

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He posted he will buy the switch to play current year vidya, maybe he was shitposting, but he actually bought overwatch and played fallout4

The loli in the ara actually works as it is the console, not the controller. I don't see a tan for the wii mote or the duelshock. At least try to make a decent argument like saying the dog is the pet to the ara loli.

These never tasted as good as they looked.

he does like playing overwatch, fallout 4 and being a jew

What a dark time to enjoy nintendo games.

That image still makes me laugh. The shills were out in full force.

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fuck off with your lies

also fuck Overmeme, I haven't played that game since it launched, it was everything bad about TF2.

Hes a huge Nintentoddler so yes he will
It won't make it have games though


It BTFO a shitton of Nintentoddlers and was funny as shit.

A system that no longer gets new games. Same as the ps2, psx, dreamcast, n64, ect.

But you play Rabbi-Rabbi :^)

LEARN SOME FUCKING PROPER PURCHASING DECISIONS, YOU FAILED KIKE!

I WAS TRYING TO GET IT FOR FREE


It's surprisingly fun. I was also a fan of Touhouvania and the like.

Damn, I was just half joking about being a failed kike. That just makes it even funnier!

Yeah, that is the kind of apologist gymnastics gaf used when Sony did paid online "but Microsoft already did it so blame Microsoft!"

So after biding their time Nintendo will have paid online & ads all over their system UI? Nintendo's jewry takes longer to catch up to the jewry of others, but I'm assured they're the worst of three evils rather than the lesser of three evils.

No really, I tried to get it for free by doing a chargeback, then fucking gamestop actually deputed it and I ended up paying 40 dollars for a shit game.

never again.

You should have known better

LOL
O O
LOL

If it's not region-locked I'll grab it.

They're the slowest of the three evils because of just how out of touch NoJ is for better or worse. It just happened to benefit their customers in that one area that they were out of touch in.

Nigger you're gonna ruin your credit.

Nah, they are bad but I wouldn't say they are the worst. Microshit is clearly the worst, then sony and nintendo are tied. Both of them have done horrible shit that has ruined the hobby of vidya but it's one of those give and take things where if you them side by side you can hate them equally for completely different reasons.


Shit, even a goy like me knows when the fight istacked against me. Should have just bought it digitally and done the chargeback.

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I'm just saying it in terms of the console tans. I didn't buy the 2ds or the ouya, but their designs worked. It's nice as a controller, but to say it is the console doesn't really work. Still, anyone going to buy this day one is stupid. Though I wouldn't be surprised if nintendo tried to kill the online support for the wii u to force people to play games like splatoon on the switch.

my credit is already ruined


I know, I just didn't think they'd actually do it.

Ok, so your taste is not that shitty, for now

Buying a game like this indicates he sucks at research, foresight, and consideration of opportunity costs. Which means he's probably dependent on his wealthy parents and ignorant of adult life. Aren't you glad he's in charge of Holla Forums?

Joke's on him, I don't browse Holla Forums nearly as much as I did back in 2010-2011. I'm more of a Holla Forums lurker and /agdg/ poster.

read the rest of the thread, I tried jewing the jews and the jews won.


I buy too many games, I know.

OY VEY YOU HAVE SHAMED YOUR JEWISH ANCESTORS
I'd say commit sudoku to atone but with jews I dunno what the punishment would be. No baby foreskins or blood libel for a month?

They are the OLD biodrones.

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I did read. You failed to consider the possibility that your clever ploy had already been run into the ground by the welfare niggers who frequent Gamestop, and they had developed efficient countermeasures. You're fucking retarded.

Easily the best and most unique version of the Tan.

Splatoon online is ded (you can still find games, but it'll be with the same 10 or so people over and over again for the whole session). I don't think Nintendo's worried about it competing with the sequel. If it were just an enhanced port with mostly the same content that might be an issue, but it's clearly a new game judging by the trailer.

Well either way this was almost a year ago. Yes I've shamed my people, however the point I'm trying to make is that Overwatch is shit and I never even played it after 2 months of when I got it. So stop assuming I'm in love with the game.

for preserving evidence against jews like as if the holocaust happened

Its shit

You may not love the game but you spent your shekels on it and got jewed by a higher caliber jew.
FORESIGHT MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU HAVE IT?!

I do now, you nigger.

DOUBLE PENETRATION

It doesn't matter if you love it, they already got your money. You rewarded the development of a shit-tier TF2 knockoff with a purchase, despite all the evidence suggesting it was a mistake. You're part of the problem.

Way to prove you've never seen tits before.

Bullying makes you stronger, mark-kun.

I dont lik to see shitty titties

No. If I was part of the problem then I would be stickying call of duty threads and promoting the assassins creed movie. I'd also be in the Overmeme general talking about Phil Collins and how I'm gonna get my dick sucked by a degenerate furry at magsfest.

I made a fuck up last year, that is all.


It's true

Its shit

Does the ara represent docked mode (higher clocks, possibly higher resolution) & the loli represent undocked mode (lower clocks, likely lower resolution) ??

No, that would make you a useful idiot. Right now your terrible purchasing decisions are telling companies that more garbage like memewatch is okay since people are actually buying it.

I think so, but the design is a little off-putting. Lacks the elegance of other console-tans.

When I exit out of a match and go back into one, splatoon gives new people. Just because moonrunes look alike doesn't mean it's the same people. If you click yeah it is likely others will click yeah to continue with you.

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Yes. Traditionally a Tan's chest size represents the amount of CPU the OS requires to run, so it vaguely fits.

Still better than the shitty dog

The AAA industry lives on the buyer's remorse of people just like you. You have no excuse, Holla Forums informed you way ahead of time that it was going to be shit. And you bought it anyway. You are part of the problem.

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Quads confirm

I only play squads these days, and you get rematched after every game when you do that. It's pretty common now in twin squads to get matched with at least two of the same squads repeatedly.

Let's be honest here, my purchasing decisions aren't the worst you've seen. If that was the case than I would have 20 hours in DOTA 2 and would've bought Fallout 4 and Borderlands 3. The Overwatch thing was just me wanting more of TF2 with some original shit, and it backfired. That's all.

It's going to be weird to play Splatoon with just one screen. I'm having a hard time imagining it.

It's going to be weird to see how these games that were designed with two screens in mind will fare out.

i need more porn of switchdog

yeah, I admit I fucked up. It's not like I bought No Man's Sky on release or some shit.


pls no

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I get the need for a easier quake but only the most retarded mouth breathing goyim would buy those games. Congratulations, you are smarter than my 16 year old brother in law who watches fox news and plays fallout 4 12 hours a day.

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Very well.

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Alright, Haydee time

Perhaps the concept should be fleshed out more. After all, the dog is not the console it is the controller. The inescapable fact is that the dog is a controller-tan not a console-tan.

I have drawing skills approaching mediocrity so I could give it a go.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

After you take your dose of potassium cyanide.

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also since I'm here


Would you guys wanna watch a movie before the event starts on the 12th?

stream an hero

i need more porn of that kid too

yes Ghostbusters

original or remake

good fucking lord

remake obviously

Hardcore Henry

GayNigers from Outer Space
Make it happen kike

very well

I'll buy the blu-ray for

got a torrent

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Da fuck?

jokes on you, I was only pretending.

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Thats the joke


No need

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Smash bros for the Switch (Smash 4 for the switch, ultimate version)
Mario Kart 8 for the switch
Gamecube games for Virtual Console
Breath of the wild stuff, theyre gonna mention the 60 fps alot
third party support (kingdom hearts 3, etc)
New 3d Mario
New 3DS games, 3DS content (animal crossing, etc)
Splatoon for Switch
Mobile shit
Mother 3 for the virtual console

P

Even before mobileshit, the 3DS has sold like 60 million units. Thats a huge fucking deal, especially in this mobileshit dark ages we're living in.

I predict the Switch WILL sell with the normalfags, but only because it does resemble a tablet more than the WiiU did.

this, make it happen kike

FUCK

Really? Then its dead in the water, I haven't heard shit about it. They go on about avoiding the problems the Wii-U had, then forget about that and do the same problems the Wii-U had. This is a joke.

I wouldn't say that just yet. They might get even more ports of old games nobody wants.

Nintendo literally stopped giving a fuck about marketing to "gamers" all the Switch marketing has been put to normalfag shit like segments on Jimmy Fallon and Facebook ads. Thats why nobody here has seen this coming, including myself.

So basically they're going full Apple.

THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING SINCE 2012!

It shouldn't be 7 days, it should be 7 months, before marketing will actually work. In those 7 months they should make and announce more launch titles, and only then expect real sales.

If you are buying it, right now, you are an idiot. Its going to have less games than wii u, then flop and price will drop like japanese earthquake.

It's seven days until the information blowout, not the launch. The console launches in March, they've already said as much.

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Then the OP is clickb8 bullshit. I want my refund!

>implying any retarded drone doesn't thrive on clickb8

Ah I see. Well at least it makes it slightly better but still highly retarded doing this mere months before the Switch is out

she looks like she likes krabby patties

I can't help you, but if you're into Switchdog porn, scroll up and find some of that.


I agree they need to be much more aggressive with advertising, but I can't deny that the information drip-feed has gotten a lot of people hyped. Apparently ads are showing up in Target and Gamestop now, at least.

Worst of all, her legs are so fat you don't even notice the rest of her is also really fat because you only got those huge steaks to compare it to until you pay attention to it

Then why do the hot pockets still defend it?

I'm buying this the day it comes out, putting i on the kickstand on top of my computer and making a shitty "Hey guys! Nintendo is finished you can play the switch on your computer!" Shitpost the day I get it.
Fucking watch me.

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Because this isn't an authoritarian safespace shithole?

do you ever have your own opinions mark?

Never in my life have i seen someone make such a huge claim based on absolutely nothing and lacking self awareness so much while at it

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Oh right, saracasm doesn't translate well to text, or stupid people.

sorry. You need to post a shitpost face so everyone knows user.

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Are you seriously going to buy a Switch after knowing that it will have 3 games and a giant amount of shovelware? After knowing that nintenjew faked their commercials? After other M? After putting cloud in tr4sh? After killing Samus?

Who are you replying to?

This isn't a new playstation console Mark.
Why don't we all play some vidya together?
We should all play Unreal Tournament 4 together. It's free and fun.

Depends on how good the new mario game is.

Region locking. Mandatory sign ins from a 24 hour period. No used games. Online costs $$$. No DVD player. You'll need to pay money in order to use. No blender attachment.


Pepe the frog will be sold as DLC for the system. He will be a virtual assistant, in the whim of Bonzi Buddy, Cortana, and Siri.

AIN'T GETTIN FOOLED AGAIN

Insulting a shit game =/= spamming the fuck out of the thread because you don't like said game.


Because it's a vidya gaem.

If you got a server then we'll do it.

Says the hotpocket owner who told everyone to flood fallout 4 threads with porn. So what is it mark? You can't flounder like that, you raging faggot. That leads to cancer seeping in through the cracks.

Op. Why would you ask this? It's obvious I'm replying to Op, is it not?

And how will you know if it's good before buying it?

Look at the image user. Most people are criticism it in a separate thread and still get banned user.

It's trash

Nobody saw that

dank memes

Because "seven days until we get all the info" is not "I AM DEFINITELY BUYING THIS". Maybe I'm reading the subtext differently.

who are we and where do we come from

It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our hobby.

I always play on randoms but I can try. If anyone who is willing wants to I wouldn't mind either.

yes but it's still vidya gaems.

they tried the same shit with DOOM. They also stopped because of the Boston Salt Party.


Send me a message on steam or something, we'll make magic happen.

in the veins of the universe, this will all fade away like a fart in the wind. MOTIONLESS for all eternity. lIvE lOvE

No one cared who I was until I put on the capcode

who is we, though?

are we gamers? Or something else?

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We are people who post on an imageboard mostly or tangentally about videogames with circumspect owners, and we came from various locales and backgrounds on the planet Earth. Now do you have a question that is not rhetorically retarded?

WE WUZ GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYMUZZZZ N SHEEEEEIIIIIIITTT

yes. We are all united in the human experience. The memories shall flow into our genes, with our ancestors viewing them for eternity.>>11637260

Fallout is a vidya gaam.

yes. How are you doing today?

still don't care tbh fam.

I am doing well.

exactly, it's a vidyer gaam, not a vidya gaem.

I know, but it's nice and flashy.

Aw fuck that's where I left off, please link so I can finish it.

wtf is that shit seriously mein gott im himmel get that GAYMUR comic away

What the difference be?

What the living fuck is the source for that shit user?
Story time?

They didn't kill samus, they just acknowledge she was trans

the thread has evolved

Since when is Samus trans?

There should be a pinned thread containing the whole thing up on
>>>/rule34/

That is cartoons, not video games, you are mistaken.

Ur mom has evolved since i have her my dick nigger lol

Inb4 no Gamecube for virtual console again

What? hold the fuck up, did i miss something?

fuggg

tep kok my nigga huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

Always

But WHEN?????

I shitpost too much

The beginning of time

NO!

How did you know? This thread has been derailed. Good! I think I did well, considereing I haven't been on here in a year.

Not that great of an accomplishment, chum, you could derail a nintendo thread nowadays by mashing keys on your keyboard and posting a random file.

It's not like a random shitpost with a google images picture and 2 words for the OP about a nintendo console that any reasonable person knows is shit before it comes out is worth anything.
We actually made the thread better by derailing it

wtf is that story

IN JUST SEVEN DAYS, I CAN MAKE YOU A MAN!

The Rhodesian Army will make you a man among men.

Do you want me to just tell you, or do you want me perform a pantomime?

I completely understand. Sometimes I worry I shitpost too hard some days. Sorry ahead of time, Mark-kun.

NVM don't tell me it's prob some brony shit and I hate that shit seriously bronies are even more cancerous than SJWS

It is not about pastel inferior horses

That's not a hard thing, user.
If a cockroach doesn't scare you and you can take an injection without crying, you're already "manlier" than most men nowadays

On second thought, let's NOT make anime real.

Cockroaches are damn scary though but at least they don't do anything. Centipedes are nightmare fuel.

I'm so manly i drink orange juice after brushing my teeth. What's your excuse?

I am ascended, above a man. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter.

Man… This is really degenerate, why am I even reading this?

Agreed tbh, robot milf and loli is shit.
They don't even evoke a feeling of the console apart from the logo just haphazardly slapped on the milfs' stomach as an afterthought, not even incorporated into the characters looks, if not for the logo you wouldn't even know the character was about the Nintendo switch, and could be just some random /clang/ porn.
The sides don't look like joycons, they don't slide off like in the console, they just pop off nor do they have any sort of design that says they're supposed to be joycons. The tits on the milf are flat in the center but look like E cups on the sides, it's so awful from an art perspective. Have some fucking standards.
At best you've got the loli who is supposed to be the tablet or the controller because she has the start select buttons on her top? Where is this design going? Why is it so overcomplicated? Is the milf supposed to be the dock? Why does her arms pop off like she's supposed to be the tablet? I guess the loli is the controller then? Who knows because the design is all over the place.

Dog is simple, memorable and simply has a better design with it's face immediately evoking the design of the joy con and clearly defines that this is switch-tan.

Not really, the dog is the controller but nothing else.

It's a far better design than the milf and loli combo which is far from looking like anything related to the switch, it needs a much better design before I could accept it as switch-tan.

Still doesn't fix the fact that it is a controller and a dog. Not even some animu doggirl, but an actual dog.

The user with Artism is right. The Nentendog Switch is just better overall.

But user the console IS the controller. Besides we could just have a larger more shapely Nentindog for the 'console' version.

I'm sorry to tell you user, but you might have assburgers. It's not an accurate representation of any kind of dog and it doesn't even really look like one.

They would be square then. Who would like rectangular lolis/milfs except fags?

yeah because snes tan looks so much like a snes
fuck off you furry.

I didn't realize cartoon drawings had to be realistic to consider it a dog. I guess traps are now girls because they look like girls.

I'd marry that

Don't be a retard user, every piece of snes-tan's clothing is designed to evoke thoughts of the snes/super famicom.

Here's an attempt to illustrate the concept.

Maybe a solution like this would work better for a human Switch-tan, only with a loli instead of a shota. Warning, very slightly gay picture.

got any more images like this, maybe less gay?

The controller makes a neat dog's head. Perhaps the screen would be part of the dog's body, with the dock either being clothing or a kennel/couch/place for dog to sit.
That way you use the whole console in the dog's design.

I like the two-tan concept because the Switch is home & mobile. Ara at home. Loli on the go. What's not to like?

I know it can be more of a chore to draw two characters, but
A. They're fairly simple (not over-designed)
B. You don't gotta draw 'em both. Pick the home (ara) or mobile (loli)

I think the ara/loli, docked/undocked, home/mobile concept has the most to offer, represents the console best & doggo can co-exist with it because doggo isn't even a console-tan, but rather, a controller-tan.

odimaremareee babedibado tabacco

Do you mean from like from the same artist or in the sense of lolis wearing fake boobs?


YES. Thank you.

neither nigga, I'm talking about the dildos on regular objects sorta thing

The concept of loli and ara is nice, I really want to like it, but the current designs I'm seeing ITT doesn't make me think of the switch when I see them, that's my main issue with it.

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Undertale is a video game, does that mean hotpockets should be obligated to defend and babysit the thread to keep out the "haters" when it starts bringing cancer to the board?

you are supposed to jack off to it you autists

I don't know, maybe it's because people generally don't fuck dogs.

I can't, but it is cute

people generally don't fuck children either m8

Switch doggo is perfect.

The only cancerous faggots undermeme actually brought to Holla Forums were GayFAGs shitters and ledditors who could now fit in by just telling le tumblrtale boogeyman to fuck off and posting that cuckchan screencap of some nigger pretending to be a shill for undermeme.

The switch is off my radar until they unfuck Metroid.

Well then you know you will never look into a Switch, because Nintendo isn't going to fix Metroid and you know it.

What is marks steam name?
The profile pic better be of a happy merchant.

saves me some dosh.

odimaremareee babedibado tabacco

odimaremareee babedibado tabacco

why will it have anime tits?

I could re-work those existing designs to try & make them more obvious. But I've come up with designs in the past & tried to keep them simple yet representative of the subject matter with lewds potential, however they're not actually that great & don't catch on. So I don't think I could come up with anything much better even if I tried.

The dock has lewd implications. From what I hear there's a USB type-C female connector on the bottom of the Switch & a USB type-C male connector inside the dock. Thus when inside the Dock-tan, Switch tan would have a small plug inside her.

( Maybe just call the ara Dock-tan? The loli is Switch itself & the ara that the Switch goes inside of is the dock. Makes sense to me. )

I don't know user that seems kinda fucked up

should just be an oppai loli with clip on tits