ALL FEMALE STALKER MOVIE

I mean, its 2018. About time we got ripoff of Stalker but with all female soldiers!
Trust me, totoally not Stalker.

Fuck

Chicky Bricky! We stronk now!

lol no way

Nobody has really seen Stalker, maybe this will be better. It would be if it wasn't jew washed/white washed with Natalie Portman the big jew herself.

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Why are women so violent?

Penis envy tbh.

We owning this bitch now fam!
#TheZoneShimmerIsFemale

Men are the ones who are violent sweetie

At least they have an excuse for why all the characters do dumb shit that gets them killed.

That would be even worse than the female part. Imagine a Stalker remake that's just a mindless, quip-filled action flick.

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I wish I could find a good spookhouse movie I haven't seen before.

What the hell is wrong with this person?

Because legal systems and juries are biased to the thought that women aren't violent, so they can get away with it. Men are the primary recipients of domestic violence because they are societally denied the right to fight back.

There was already a Annihilation thread why did you make this one? Trying to steal my poster count?

I have a similar wish but for science fiction. Blade runner 2049 has been the only film in a very long time that has kind of scratched that itch.

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Like the games are? Good God no thank you.

Will this be a hit among >>>/soyboys/?

Maybe, sucks to get less (you)s, doesn' it?

thank fuck i'm not the only one who realized this

What has happened to make the post-postmodern west to make it so unoriginal?
It feels as though I'll spend the rest of my life seeing remakes of copies get imitation made of their reboots and people will be stupid enough to go out and pay money to see them.

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I guarantee those backpacks are full of helium.

That "person" is Chris chan

And?

Lurk more.

Ministry of Truth.
It's intentionally growing shittier. It's supposed to make you feel miserable, complacent and resigned
Rehashes are redefining history of pop culture in the marxist way since EVERYTHING has to be political in one way or another. And in a way real history since tv shows/movies are the only schlock that the modern youth actually observes. Books have become obsolete.
And the old originals are simply forgotten due to new crap taking the search space.

The fact that they aren't original is simply becouse
A.) It's not the primary goal of their battle plan to be original
B.) It takes too much effort and money
C.) Inquisitive and resorceful minds are being pushed aside for the standard conformist ones. See the latest Star Wars.

Classic example: Try finding The Birth of a Nation.

I watched Annihilation yesterday because some you fucking retards said it was good. I'm going to assume the thing you people liked was the cuckold aspects. What a terrible movie. It had no idea what it wanted to be. Every other scene felt like a totally different movie and they wouldn't stick with any plot threads. The existential alien shit at the end made me physically cringe. The least they could do was make the CG interesting or look good. Half the CG looked like it from 2003 and all the mutations felt really uninspired. Oh wow a tree made of crystal, flowers, colorful moss. The only thing in this i liked was the bear and that would be really cool if it was in a real psychological thriller. But this movie is such a tonal mess that the bear scene felt like an ad for another movie. There were people in my theater laughing because they had no idea they were supposed to be scared with the one mongrel women is giving sass and going crazy.

Are you me?

Probably the goon.

The original Stalker was very different from Roadside Picnic.