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Boogie is the e-celeb I hate the most and I'm not even alt-right.

Hating fatfucks is not a political statement.

Should i feel sorry for him or just visit cow

Feel no pity for the race traitor. Sadly he isn't a lolcow and we can't bring the full autism of the internet against him for having shit opinions and being a literal cuckold.

Lest we forget that some user faps to it daily

What the fuck is wrong with him? Death would be a mercy at this point.

Bump for obesity awareness

Gary Oldman

that picture was like year old.
but lets keep making shit up .

fuck off, Boogie

heh debetus :DDD

I loathe this man more than any other, but I don’t wish him death. Quite honestly I’m happy just watching him ‘live’, grow fatter every year and more of a weakling, more pathetic.

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This is how the rest of the world sees the average burger.

Maybe if you spent more time looking after your daughters and less time fixated on American weight, they wouldn’t be stuffed with ‘Asian’ cum.

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Just give up britbong

MEIN SIDES

I see you're still trying to force this meme.

Holla Forums FUCKING BTFO

why won't he just fucking die?

How will we ever recover?

The healthcare system is designed to keep leeches like him alive because they are the most profitable. He probably spends more money on food alone than an average 4 person household.

What a ridiculous faggot, can one's brain atrophy and be replaced by fat?

Inshallah everyone. Grease jihad is now underway.

It actually can but requires you to be ridiculously underweight.

nice reddit meme there

I'm devastated, I'll recover with a 5k and a couple sets of squats

i laughed very hard. this guy is a real gem

Would you fuck him?

YES

No, and that's why I'd never marry him. Guy got used.

WAKE UP
wake up
LAWYER SAYS SOMEBODY FUCKED MY SHIT UP
somebody fucked my
PUT YOUR BAG OF GREASE DOWN ON THE PAVEMENT
HEEEERE COME ALIMONY PAYMENTS
YOU WANTED TO

LAWYER
LAWYER
LAWYER
LAWYAAAAAH

BECKON CRISPS THAT COMMAND MY SPIRIT
BECKON CRISPS WHY HAVE YOU FUCKED MY SHIT UP
IN YOUR EYES FUCKED MY SHIT UP

His mom was a psycho and used to beat, burn and torture him growing up. Also no father. He's eternally fucked up and a good fedora tipper as a result of fearing to piss off anyone, women especially. Which is why he tips his hat so hard.

Did he forget being compared to a woman, as a man, has been a grave insult all throughout history?

At least Notch became a billionare after being divorced.

You know the Major was born a man and only after being Cyberized used a female body.

So he was too retarded to adapt and still lets his mother control his life since he uses her abuse as an excuse to be fat and lazy.

Robo-waifu-bodies don't count. You should know this by now. This is basic stuff.

I'm not defending him, just adding context. Someone needs to put his ass through bootcamp then a war to toughen him out. Maybe throw him into some small skirmishes in africa or something.

He's a big guy.

No seriously, his enormous size is gonna kill him. If he were to ride a plane, he would crash it leaving no survivors. If you pulled that mask off, it would result in a painful death, especially for other people in the room

I sincerely don't believe the "mommy beat me ;_;" story.

Lies.

He is being ironic in that vid user. You cut exactly the part that was intended to be irony without the context.
He is a retard, no argument there, but not that big a retard.

You know you were born a lying a faggot and nobody IRL wants to talk to you, because of it ?

Why?

It's still not all that jewsh deserves, the gay fuck

So a faggot in denial

and the fat fuck internet defense force. smdh son, smdh.

I miss the month or so when /baphomet/ was good.

Glass houses and all that.

Jack Black

Being in a horrible life can be devastating though.

It’s better to let him live. I guarantee its worth it for those moments when he’s unable to breathe, clutching at his chest with his tiny T-Rex arms as his fat-encrusted heart feebly pumps his ‘blood’ of wasabi and mountain dew through his pinhole-sized veins to his tiny low-capacity lungs to be filled with oxygen laced with dorito particles.

One might be able to enjoy him if he were an unapologetic fat man, jovial and vibrant, a Santa Claus who just likes to eat, dammit. But the worst sin of all is he is a coward. He is fearful of dying even as he murders himself with his cuckoldry and softness, and eats his disgusting shitty processed snacks as he demands you pay him money and let niggers sleep with your wife. And for this reason, the universe punishes him. His every breath carries a piercing stab, a stark reminder that God hates him, and every heartbeat which thumps in his chest is a solemn tick of a clock, reminding him that Life itself is his prison.

And then they dangled from trees. Our cops shoot them. Your ‘bobbies’ blow rape whistles.

I don't get it. Has the cellulose, fat, and loose skin combined to produce some sort of "feathery" effect in his arm?

Dude.

They are called bingowings.

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fucking S A V A G E

Eradicated.

Gastric bypass is admitting you dont have the will to exercise, no wonder his wife left. You can't love someone who doesn't love themselves

Tbh boogie is gross as fuck but that was a skit and the smoothie made him gag. I hate the fat bitch but dont spread lies like a kike

welfare is not socialist

Not surprising considering anime is for men with to much estrogen

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Nigger I used to get strip searched every time I got home from school then had to kneel naked between my stepdads legs as he sat in a chair and questioned me about what I did and if I did my chores before school. Every time he asked me a question he would follow it with a slap, this lasted hours. He'll my real dad used to tie me to a tree upside down by my ankles and beat me with an oar for fun plus much much more and I'm not a fat faggot. I'm an armed security officer working full time and living on my own

Finally a real man

welfare is not socialist

His behavior is more indicative of someone's who's never had any hardship in life.

Yeah, but with that kind of shit you run the very real risk of ending up with a Soys of Cuckjima thing where they become so irrationally angry over no one giving a fuck that they become bigger lolcows than the person they are trying to fuck with. I mean for fucks sake go look at the DSP thread. Everythimg the SoK do ends up helping DSP and hurting random folks. They forced some guy who made custom gaming chairs out of business because he gave Phil one for free advertising. Like destroyed a random dude's business just because he gave something to someone else for free. Every time they go on one of their autistic crusades against Phil his viewership increases and he makes more money. They end up looking like spastic children REEEEEEEEing because they couldn't have their way.

No clue whatsoever.

I’ll concede a lot of the people obsessed with lolcows give off their own aroma of patheticness. It’s a bit like in Bloodborne when a werewolf in a tophat is murdering a naked werewolf for being a ‘beast.’

What?

Get a job and tell me that.

Those SOK or whatever they're called are definitely worth of being lol/cow/s.
It was fun watching a handful of this is how you don't plays when they were first made, but these spergs still, years later make hours long videos about DipShitPhil. Why? They're bloody lunatics worthy of being in an asylum.

This is an anonymous imageboard. No one is going to believe you.

I believe him. I do that shit to my stepkids all the time. I hope they turn out better than security guards though.

A pile of midgets in a burlap sack.

DSP is Dark Side Phil. A fat gamer who is really really bad at games to the point his "fanbase" consists entirely of people laughing at how bad he is. SoK is the Sons of Kojima. A group of literal autists that are so upset by this guy being bad at video games they have spent years of their lives obsessing over him. Jimkino did a video on the whole thing I will embed in this post. There is a thread on /cow/ which somewhere along the line stopped being about making fun of DSP and became mocking the SoK in the thread who are seemingly oblvious to the fact that everyone is there to laugh at them.
>>>/cow/249307

Kojima is a fucking loser so of course they’re pathetic.

welfare is not socialist

Any rundown on how Kojima was horrible?

He makes shitty games.

Not him but the guy sucks up to D list Hollywood celebs and directors while intentionally sabotaging his games and his employees constantly because deep down he'd rather be making movies. The pathetic part is that you know they're just using him to weasel their way into video games.

I wish I could write like this.

Why are they called the Sons of Kojima, it sounds like a cult name.

Because they literally worship an expornstar turned failed director turned celebrity(jej) worshiping soyboy.

Any more info on this? Asking for a friend.

seconding for research purposes.

God, fucking, damn.

Americans are such untermensch trash.

The webms were posted here just a few weeks ago. Someone foudn JAVs from way back in the day of a teenage Kojima.

HOLY SHIT GIVE ME THAT SHIT.

You fucking nintendo kids are beyond saving.

t. shithole country third worlder that can't drink dorito dew smoothies every day

God damn, Europe BTFO

LMAO That's such an American response.

Americans assume that the only reason people don't chug down chemical waste down their throats is because they are too poor to do it and not because they can actually control themselves.

Yes, I need to see naked Kojima too.

Yes. I really need to fap.

I want to laugh at DSPs terrible vidya skills but his snorting and hacking drives me mad.

Just get a picture of your mom’s snatch hapa.

I mean I heard Metal Gear Solid had some interesting easter eggs like the final boss at least? Or am I missing something?

Next thing he will say that a "fucked thyroids" is an urban legend

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Don't listen to the autist, MGS is one of the best, if not the best series ever made.

It's kino in vidya form.

So do you want to see kojima’s penis like the rest of the nintendo kiddies?

Hell yeah! I'll be gay for Kojima anytime. If I met him on the street and he asked me to suck him, I'd do it without a second thought.

It's what true fans do.

Well wait for the JAV autist to log on. I think he is an amerimutt so a couple more hours.

It's been over a day.

me

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