Hot girls

...

good reference

...

I hope that girl in the OP is legal.

Pedo

the plot would be like

his whole life he played straight to set a good example for his favourite son, but with his fave son dead, his city in ruin, pressure from the rightful king of gondor, and rohan's abandon, he caves, and can't help but pound butt

Why would you bring it up if it completely undoes your catfish like wtf? 😂

ouu

is yam wooing a lady

not fat enough

Does he fuck the cave troll

Well I might have been but either this is the DUMBEST catfish ever or Tinder is broken.

The cave troll fucks him

...

that's the sequel

Pounded in the Butt by a Cave Troll Turned Gay by the Hyper-Masculine Agenda of it's Handlers in the Mines of Morria

I need this. In my life. This book. and an audiobook read by erin

omg lava is rly hot

it's so hot it's rocks but turned to soup

is lava soup?

i'm in glasgow on work next sunday

come say hello

not fat enough

...

I always wanna touch lava

it looks so touchable

but then i remember 1000s of degrees
kek

no lava is rock soup

You don't say.

Hail lord Satan

Or else

I've a lot of horrible stuff in my life because of where I grew up but none of it effected me in the slightest :p

Trump 2016 and beyond.

I love you

wow that made me blush in real life... fuck you

maybe

how much free time you got?

...

...

thats fat enough
but can we go bigger

SHOULD we go bigger?

not sure.

I steamed you my number. text me and i'll text you back closer to then.

also i really hate being in glasgow, place is fucking huge, buildings and people everywhere, panic attacks ensue

if i'm going to pay my five pounds for a return train, what we gonna do that i won't totally hate?

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure

go out for a coffee and talk

or if there's something you want to do

or if there's an art gallery that would be nice. they're empty and quiet.

One day, somebody will play your own game with you and beat you at it
It won't be me tho

also i hate glasgow too

full of scottish people

Like scotland

...

nah

Hah

a coffee would be nice

your treat :3c

we could do art gallery but that might be too far in the other direction, like, stifle conversation and make the whole ordeal underwhelming, idk

i'll let you plan it, it's on your time

i like galleries because i can talk about the paintings if i forget how to make conversation

i'll text you

sure thing doll

Do a video for your channel. When Erin met Ciaran.
Shit would be luls.

black lives matter

xd ironic social commentary

Edinbruuuuuuuuh

I have to admit the first time I saw someone die was very traumatizing, but after a quick nap I was okay

You really think someone will beat me?

Abermeeeeeeeeem

...

Damn she has more hair than me and I'm Russian!

It's said "Ee-dine-burg" right?

and "Doo-bleen"?

neither. fuck off.

You know you wanna shove your face 5 inches into that.

*tantrum*

I guess we'll wait and see

just cut my balls while shaving lads

...

...

good job

Rin do you still have a unibrow?

...

Don't Hispanics all naturally have one?

-stare-

Maybe Alice?

nyah nyah naha

Isn't that One Hit K.O. man?

yeah

I don't really keep track of this shit but you might
is it the "if I say ur cute ur cute rin?"
I'd say no since nobody posted that shit but askin' just to be sure

Alice is a different kind of cunt
Besides, she can't really do anything with you, you are more fucked up than her

The years have not been kind

FUCK

i did say earlier jack

you are not exactly on form right now

i got a birthday smoothie that i payed for

so the question i'm asking is do i kill myself now or do i wait for the next thing

This is really terrible tho
I might have to see a psychiatrist or shit

Kill yourself now you fucking worthless faggot.

why kill yourself when you can kill arabs
-chen chen

thnak u

Fucking oath

Or I can take credit for thread kill

6598984798+

The only thing that can distract from a domestic tumult is creating or engaging in an external international tumult. TIME FOR MURRICA TO INVADE ANTARTICA!!!!!

Sorry for slow replies, I'm cooking dinner..

Ohhh

Am not... she's on a whole other level of crazy

At least I can tell the difference from my dreams and reality

hehe

Are you enjoy your birthday, love?

whats ur best dish

I know that bitch for longer than I want to so tell me about it
As for you, I don't think you I know you at all

People

I'm God

...

die die die

PLAY OF THE GAME

kill kill kill

You know everything about me, silly

...

ive got you in my sights

...

Name three specific things

...

I love you
I love you
I love you

...

...

youtu.be/VqMoCch2Nwk?t=58s

*pokes* Hai Desu

LE GASP
SHOCKING TRUTH

You kinda remind me of the boy who cried wolf
"the gal who cried love"
Try not to meet such tragic fate yo

No music while I'm cooking!

You don't believe me..?

Of course
You are always playing games

jeez fam that is a fucking terrible post

What a terrible thing to say...

I must cook!

i feel like coil is a band you could really get into
ALSO
DUDE
JSYK
you might have to get some tattoos at some point...

Thread so dead

Do you trust anyone?

Kek I'm getting a pentagram on the back of my neck
No music for me today.. it's quiet time

Lol

You

What's up Au-USFN:50?

my step mom has that tattoo
star on the back of her neck

but that song is a) related to your post in the lyrics and b) fucking badass

...

...

A wild Rin Nakai appears
Shiro uses poke
It's super affective
Crit~
Big damage everywhere

Nothing... just finished slaving over a hot stove.. how about you?

I really don't like music ;-;

You're very smart to see through all my lies

Alice trained you well

Rin-chan~

Just got home from work
Thinking about last nights date and what to do for the next date this weekend

...

Make sure you test yourself for AIDS

I'm only kidding, I know your harsh life has made you wise beyond your years, Alice doesn't compare to you

...

Im drunk fuck you

Don't worry
We're both white so clean lol

Yeah, lets write it off with that.

Drinking is always fun

Shut up an gibbe huggles jack.

M-make sure you wear a condom at least >_<

Any new games worth buying?

yuk

Here you get reaction instead

but it says THERE'S A MAN LYING DOWN IN A GRAVE SOMEWHERE WITH THE SAME TATTOOS AS ME AND I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMM

...

best thread

ur yuk

She actually hates them because they irritate her skin. I'll start with one tho and eventually go raw if I like her enough

Witcher 3
How the fuck did you not get that already
+ all expansions

THE CHURCH BELLS CHIME THE COLOR OF WINE AND THE ANGELS DEVIL FIGHT TO SNATCH BACK THE LOST TIME

Lol gay you love a guy

Your mother

You're going to end up getting someone pregnant...

No money... and my current desktop won't be able to run it... I don't know what to do...

4 Pharahs is a legit team

bc do you wanna play with me in csgo im hackering?

i need someone with me to make sure i dont get kicked

Only because of your pro lucio

Hey
Why not have fun and hijack threads on 4chan
Its not like you fags have anything better to do than lurk and bait for replies

Ask money for the next fuck so you can get a better PC
You could proly make a living off the stuff

Not going to cream pie her, she is on the pills, and doesn't want kids
Think I'm going to be alright
Why are you so worried baka

Hey you

I get the joke.

no that's what u were saying here which is why i linked it

ur the gay!

DID SOMEONE
SAY BIRTHDAY
IS IT YOR BURTHDAI
AHAHAHA

...we named the monkey Jack

overwatch is a legit meme

You actually named it "President'

Carried~

i dont care Jackieboi...

You're right I did carry you :>

Heyo.

Yeah grim, you really are a princess

Shame boi, you are supposed to be a responsible adult
Didn't we have this conversation before

youtube.com/watch?v=u1wBWhyKgW0

and the level of single fucks has not risen... you are still a fucking tool Jackieboi

*hugs* So tired right now, but can't go to bed yet

You kinda remind me of Victor/Muon
Thats bad

youtube.com/watch?v=gTljpH7cfW8

Nice, I was just trying to sleep, fuck off

and you kinda remind me of a raging assclown Jack... so were square.

...

Subtle

I fucking lol'd

But between the two of us, I'm proly the one who is bothered less by the facts
get rekt

huh? i don't get it

Kawaii~
What are you up to? :3c

Jack just pwn't sama?

oh shit

i don't have the game and I don't know how to play and my computer can't run it and my name isn't BC v.v

I don't want to drain people's wallets... I want to drain their souls

I know a lot of people that messed up and ended up with kids and AIDS :/

Music is gay!

im glad the fact that youre a boylover doesnt bother you Jack..

no it isnt shut up ;_ ;

And they are all niggers
Stop being stupid geez

....ass

...

da heck are ya talking about

The hell is this polteirgeist shit

Its the same fucking thing so connect useful with pleasant and hit two niggers with one stone

Pipe the fuck down. Nobody comes, whatever.

it's pretty

im jack spicer and im a massive niggerfaggot and i will ragequit everymotherfucking time my halfcocked idea doesnt work someone should come rape my face huuuuuuur

Civ 5.
might suggest a break soon so I can play with Onii-sama.

W-what's up?

Pulling up to Carls Jr when drunk af is the best feeling ever

I should... wash the dishes now...

bbl

see you in a bit then

Onii-sama?
Stop being cute damn it

.........

If I'd ragequit everytime I wouldn't be here or anywhere else for that matter
Much more persistent than that

Have fun

sama so mad

P-Pls no bully

Hope soto crashes and dies

what is it with people
why is everyone going crazy recently

...

...whatever jack, bich we fuckin

I have a feeling I know Sama from somewhere before
Proly Victor

I slipped them all acid

I wasn't driving fam :^)
My friend was

Good. fucker.

Oh hey Shiro, sorry I missed that ^^

Sama had been around since at least Alice, probs before even

...it wasnt the fucken pones ill tell you that Jack

im def more sane than u at this point

enough to lead them to a crackhead rape-dungeon experience? exactly how much acid does it take for that one?

Are you going to do more acid?

Haha so rude
How long have you been doing taekwondo?

...

i severly doubt that

About 7 years I guess

Makes plenty of sense

Out with it lad, which one are you?
GAL maybe? Somebody kept posting gay fanart of that two that time in every thread, around '08

lol

Hmmmm nice
I like that
How is your PoE going? :3c

...

whats the matter Jack... cant you remember?

hi grim

sup sci

And I find it kinda funny
I find it kinda sad
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had

night night

time to sleep and plan my next Doxx/spam attack♥

oh my god luke and I made it into the league video

who wants to play with me while i hack in cs casual?

...

2 tabs

Lol fuck no

no
stop

have a sneaky sci for bday

happy birthday, scarlet.

how long do you thnik this overwatch thing is gonna be around?

like memetale was big for a just like three months at the most
how long has overmeme been out?

Oh fuck
You used to post that pink haired touhoe in GAL?
Think I even added you on steam

Kinda hope this is Scarlet's last birthday

Happy birthday fam

ty

:D

nihil-san!

Was it really that bad?

no jack... thats incorrect. you have to go deeper

...so Scarlet.

how do you want your birthday spanking?

...

Okay, help me here tho
Is it GAL?

sci?

hello!

Ian was having such a bad trip, I was like nigga pls calm down

...

greetings

no Jack...

grim didn't answer my q

Overwatch is multiplayer online and Undertale is a single player RPG

Overwatch is as likely to die out as League is

Yes.

we can do this the easy way, or the hard way.
your choice...

the only reasonable thing here would be to execute him.

Deep down I think he enjoyed the experience

How's it going you?

aw fuck me...

i dont believe in capital punishment

super.

how about yourself?

Dojo? But I think he was a strayan...
Before the ponifags?
Furfag wars? Serpentor? Er... Desuchan? Fuck, help me out here

if they dont come out with new heroes probably by next spring

why would you say that

AAAAAAAAAAAA

what about lower case punishment

SO AWFUL

...

hello, desu

kiss scis tummy

It's kind of funny how much he was for banning all of Holla Forums but now he's here.

you finally picked the correct answer Jack...

Onii-sama, are you lurking?

Try it again, but 1 tab
It's like having your first hangover. Don't quit after the first bad experience

Pretty damn good and pretty tired

what's up

no

which one?

I don't particularly care for him

thats mean

so desperate

sounds like a nap is in order.

same old, same old. you?

Who is the only moderator of /lewd/ in that cap that now posts here?

LMAO
I couldnt stop laughing

Beteluguse is like another Joker I swear

He was having the time of his life

lack and mayaka afaik

I'm crying right now

Every time you lick a stamp, you consume 1/10 of a calorie.

STAHP POSTING THAT IMAGE HOLY SHIT

it'll at least die down considerably righT>?
aaa, what?

btw show me your poster ranking chart

rest in peace, me

lick this DICK

sorry

how many calories when you drink yourself into oblivion?

I absolutely love it ^^
It's going great, I hope they come out with some more content soon though

...

you will be missed.

probably.

...

Betelugoose is just like your token shitty edgelord xD so crazy character.

same

i really really like this image

only by a few

I have absolutely no idea what you mean.

Don't fill his head up with delusions, now.

BUT WHICH ONE
TOO MANY ANSWERS THERE
Desuchan got taken over by Mari too quick for me to earn any long lasting credit
Dojo was a strayan as far as I know
So, Serpentor
Really?

spectacular.

save it friend, it's all yours.

better than none.

my mistake.

@mayaka

everyone has to have something, gilgamesh.

...

Yeah

but is it though? like for example you can't follow your dream of drinking yourself to death because people would miss you.

but not really.

Soon, but not yet
Have to get up early for the gym too

I fucking bet
Kinda makes me jealous

can't lick princess dick

depends on the drink dunnit

true. my family has proven to be quite a hindrance in that regard.

...

...

what a horrible story. you should be the next stephen king.

a fair point.

you really are a faggot Jack
not too bright either
natural airheads DO exist...

It definitely is.

yeah
if you have nobody to disappoint and nothing to lose you are totally free
bliss

of course.

I'm sure that happy day will come eventually. until then, there is still just less than lethal doses of alcohol to look forward to.

damn asians

but fairer than otherwise?

Eh, I just don't think psychedelics are for me

Nigga it's Holla Forums basically nothing I say is serious

sure
where did u say u work

It's not like I care if he's lurking or not.

sure

I didn't.

why would you?

then say it now

I'd hate to put a shitty twist on my night/morning

See anything neat or NEET while wandering around?

im from here originally

i was trying to save lewd back then

i gave up and now its dead

dog bless

good riddance

pass

then you should probably skip the gym.

Ooh, desuchan it is
Look, Mari did most of the crap there not I. Sure I took the blame and enjoy genuine hatred, but I only followed Alice1 there whenever Holla Forums was off.
Still tho, you guys used to have pretty strict rules. Aaah fun times
I can't be mad at you anymore, fuck, never thought I'd meet a desuchan survivor, whatcha guys are up to lately?

Exactly, he's just Onii-sama.
So it's fine.

why

is that the real jack?

of course. who even cares.

certainly not you.

Nah, it wasn't really visual. I'm not a visual person, it was mostly just feelings that were largely unpleasant

can you give me a compelling reason to share personal information?

I'll give you a hint.

you can't

ur lame

true.

...

...

the ones that didnt flock to 2channel or quit for life went to 4channel /r9k/... im glad youre not mad Jack but following Alice1 was a shit move...
its fine, I dont blame you. We can brohug when ever its convenient for yo

...

I'm not entirely sure how this answers my question.

don't you sure me mister

affirmative.

ban irl

Fucking never!
I'd rather die

Yeah when I tried shrooms I didn't see much
Felt really good tho

today has been an alright birthday

Requesting authorization to commit bravo over

an interesting choice.

E-exactly!
Not a single care!

⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄

of course.

Hey.

The real question is if it were a Stephen King movie or book, how would I die at the gym?

I care....

its the real jack... the second one

It was a good move, that shitstorm was not just board wide but pretty much internet-wide, I don't think any of the young 'uns will ever have as much lulz as we did back in the day, both me and the boys remember everyone involved as a fun as fuck person.
Holy shit lulz were had, thanks for being a part of it

See how many else has a screenshot this old, but I never really cared about proving myself, never even had a name and used tripcode only when shit got serious
No fuckin' regrets

barbell monster.

jack and I were good...friends.

you certainly sound like him. it's quite lovely to see you again.

He's around sometimes. He's pretty much the only Hungarian user.

Hi, Desu.

About whether Onii-sama is lurking or not?

hello erio

...

there have been like 5... the second jack posted from hungary

Oh fuckin' hell you remember KAT?
Really?

Here
Oberst?
Major?

Barbell monster that turns me into weights

Yes
Because I wany to steal you away

hey yea...

that is the one I know.

neither. it's very very unlikely you would remember me. but I remember you. we had some very good times together.

it could be like the reverse of thinner.

Happy birthday, Scarlet. :3

youtube.com/watch?v=zX_ic44iOsQ

You might like this.

How do you plan to do that?

yea uhhh

2006ish

...

oh no, please don't hack the mainframe.

Oh yeah she was going against Rita that time hard. I fuckin' managed to "inherit" that annoying furfag along with Jack
Man that chick was crazy
Literally
But shit she was pretty honest at least, still have her on skype

Were you around the xat chats?

Kinda weird thinking about myself being killed at the gym by a monster lol

You don't want to know

...soo you know this jack

itt
jack

New

yeah i've listened to a few archgoat albums
they're all right
do u know suicide solution youtube.com/watch?v=walUJnnd9zg

happy brithdoy from ui