Here, I guess

That's not very nice...

IT'S TOO LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE

to apologize

ITS TOO LATE

kek

totally the secret club

gg the normies

Is this the right thread?

yes

all around me are familiar faces

oops
check

??

...

Lets find out.

Samefag check.

Oh, snap.
That explains why I was confused.

Yeah, just hit me up when you're ready.

That is a pretty stupid post to make. I shamelessly post my own threads all the time, why would this be different.

As far as I've ever seen, Scoots has been pretty shameless in threads.
Why would he start showing any now?

This makes no sense.

I'd call it whitewashing history but oops.

I goofed up.

oh I'll also see if it runs on my laptop so there's more freedom.

because he's autistic you braindead canadian

i think bebop should put a text limit of 100 characters on canadian posters so they cant try to be smart

This.
I am a shameless cunt.

i wanna fug my mommy

I wish Test would stop saying mean lies about me...

That'd be great.
Then when I organize all my stuff into the shape of a giant white dick on your minimap, no one will question it.

This.
Scoots is a shameless cunt.

watch ur tongue when talking to a blue blood you savage

it's ok we all know you're not smart enough to premeditate anything

The guillotine for blue bloods

what the hell is a blue blood? is that a video game thing? video games are for losers.

id like to see you try

lol ur fucking retarded

exactly, so i don't know why he would say things like that about me...

i don't even know how to be manipulative or whatever...

I'd assume Scarlet has no problem with drama.

Clearly.

Blood has the most fun when he's fucking with people.

And also, I just don't like him.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but I don't find enjoyment when f***ing with people

blood chan is good because she's crazy as fuck but too add to do anything actually malicious about it

shes like an edgy internet loli and its rly cute lets be honest

And I can make comments about without anyone batting an eye

im not

whatever all that's fine
but it's stupid to think she's manipulating you somehow

Is it just me or can audrey hepburn not act

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dont worry, i'll always love my fav daughter

typical american ROFL

its nothing but annoying to me

also blood-chan is technically the greatest poster at least in the last two years and maybe of all time

Hey, this minimap isn't large enough for two giant dicks.

White is right.

i really like it and i dont know why

its my type man, i got a veryyyyyy specific kinda girl i like

imo she has never given a bad performance

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

in terms of (you)s maybe

tiny island tiny genepool

scarlet when u describe it like that i can c why u would think thas cute cuz it is :DDDDDDDDDDDD

what would you know.

if it isn't american (or ancient greek) then fuck it

terrible taste then

oh wait gommunists killed them all :D

yeah

its really cute

i have this problem of imagining people like her as hyperactive little 15 year old girls that are like 5'0 that wanna be rly edgy and cool so they act rly tough but they're just little hyperactive memers who eat too much sugary cereal

so kawaii (cute)

best taste honestly

this bit is too crinjgey even for me man...

am not... i'm not crazy and i don't have ADD or malicious intent >_<

swear words aren't my thing anymore

well yeah that's part of it

her performances have nothing to do with proficient acting

btw that is one of my top 5 favorite movies of all time

what bit

youre just attracted to autistic schizos

theres nothing good about it
just shows the social isolation you grow up with tbh

bluh fine
I'll test it on the laptop now and then take out the garbage

did you just translate kawaii for me sgarled i'll habe u know im studied japanese b4 and i learnt a lot of tings but forgot dem :DDDDDDDDDD

yea das coot

ur cute

Nothing can beat the desperate british royal intermarriage/inbreeding tho

'kayyyy, let me know.

Half of Blood-chan's posts are lies in pursuit of some alien, autistic purpose.

The rest is edgy "I just want to cut you into little pieces" nonsense.

yes its hot. and yeah i grew up socially isolated. idk i just cant stop thinking of people like that like actual anime girls, i think its cus she reminds me of an ex of mine who was a tiny schizo memer girl who was 5'0.

VERYYYYY qt qt qt qt

daijobou (its okay!)

watta fug :DDDD

whats the next step of her master plan

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

i mean, its 99% sure a man...
probably a neckbeard too

maybe you interpret them that way

thank you daddy c: -hugs around your waist-

I've been called that a few times haha..

>_<

t-thank you, i think you're cute too

sgarled sdobbid

crashing this community

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with no survivors :DDDDDDDDDDDD

I wouldn't call it a plan so much as compulsive lying. I have no fucking idea what the point is.

Fuck
Ugh, lets agree in a tie

well you're really good at it
however much that means to you

very gay, my dude

thangs

dude wtf stop ur gonna cras h the Holla Forums servers

blood-chan conspiracy theorists...

dad buy me things

GOOD

u forgot the !

let me imagine

because who tf cares internet is a meme

ownd :DDDD

ill agree on a tie but man just hurry up and reclaim carpathia already fuck...

:DDD

what

ahh...really..? i don't think so..

-presses my face on your crotch- daddyyy

are you planning to stay in >>>Holla Forums 5ever?

they're stupid..i wouldn't even hurt a fly

fun probabnly

...

tfw you wish she was saying mommy and talking to you

buy me things

yes

yeah

>leaving >>>Holla Forums
Never forget
You're here forever.

I thought Boo filtered my posts

Why does she still talk about me?

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LOL

mommy?

it's almost like you want me to molest you. disgusting.

ok what

no lagh

Hungarians are too cucked by EU to do such thing
Feels very bad man

size 7.5 black timbs

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This is a message to all “daddy” types out there looking for any kind of relationship with a self-proclaimed submissive or little.

Stop what you’re doing. Stop looking. These females, these so-called submissive and littles, they aren’t what you think. They’re playing what I’ve realised to be one of the cleverest and most manipulative games of reverse-psychology I’ve ever witnessed. These females are toxic, and these kinds of relationships are toxic. They’re wolves in sheep’s clothing, predators, and you’re their prey.

Proclaiming themselves to be submissives / littles, and acting in such a way that makes it believable that they are what they claim to be, is merely a way to reel you in, because they’re presenting themselves as exactly what the typical male instinctively desires (and they know exactly what he desires).

These females play on the male urge to be the provider and the one with the dominant role (hence why they call us Daddy). They know our urges, they know our instincts and they use them against us. They use them to wrap us around their little fingers by offering us exactly what they know we desire.

They big you up to break you down, they make out that they’re the submissive (or the little), and you’re the dom (or the daddy). When in fact it’s all a ruse and the roles are reversed.

By making you believe such things, they’re luring you all into a false sense of security, making you putty in their hands, making YOU the submissive ones.

i HAVE BAKA FILTERED

ahh, i really dislike drama... i'm going to leave again...sorry for popping in and out like this...

bye

y u do dis

i bought you a pair of filas

they still get my rocks off tho

hi kitten~

arent u guys based af like poland?

REEEEE THOSE ARE JUST AUTISM SHOES

lol u subby bitch

Poland practically copied our government now but we still won't undo Trianon, damn shame

...

get a job

call me a subby bitch again im almost there

im waiting to get my dads car in september
then i'll get a job

ty, ty
[takes a bow]

pft fag

is fucking black people bestiality?

Oh man the chinks

Well, scoots, they aren't exactly people.
So...

how's my holiday pictures looking

im mad

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Here's your hi you FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats the harm if everyone gets what they wanted?

I'm a switch, so in that situation I win.

It's a joke.

Maybe I can be your joke

same

i know its a joke but i suppose im replying to the serious tone of the copy pasta knowing that there are people who really feel like this, and that that copy pasta was not ironic originally

Good boy

UK property funds are so fucked now following brexit, investors aren't even being allowed to sell their investments in them so they don't just collapse. Think 7 or 8 different fund managers now have stopped trading.

Hnnnnggggg

How's your day been, Onii-sama?

Yeah but you are still not burning in nuclear hellfire like everyone said you would

Suddenly want tequila

Hope you lovely people all have a wonderful day.

I bet you only responded because it was Louise..

Well, I just woke up, and was assaulted with text message to hang out, but nobody has a plan, so probably nothing is happening
Yours?

I woke up, and was mostly better.
So I've mostly been nursing the rest of this headache.
About to try playing Civ with Tokai.
We still have to mabi later.

I just want work to be oveeerrrrr

I responded because you called me out last night, my honor was at stake

It could plausibly trigger a collapse in property markets and so on and lead to a recession but that hasn't happened yet. Seems the most likely source of one to come currently if there is to be one though.

...

Maybe it will be good?

Ohh, I see. At least its a little better.

Well, I was a little drunk so, take what you will from it

maybe i'll have killed myself so i don't have to find out

That could take a long time, first quarter of the next year maybe
Just strive to survive, you'll be a shining symbol of everyone who had enough of Merkels moral degradation

Oh, I will~

I was playing rocksmith, and I saw your post on my second monitor, dont be too gay

THE FLOODGATES HAVE OPENED

DESPAIR

Well, my head just feels really blank and heavy.
That's where the headaches gone.

Unless I turn my head really quickly, then it hurts like a bitch.

And while I don't feel like I'm about to lose stomach, it still feels like it's there.
I should get some soup or something.

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What's the first?

Well. That is a win/win.

dracula untold

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HANAKO!!!

Can you NOT

Why not a lemon lime soda or giner ale

._.
Kiss my feet slave

It just makes working in financial services a bit more of a hassle for the time being.

FIIIINE. I'll be nice while you're (presumably) hung over

i like her because i can sympathise

How?!

Soros György pawn confirmed

Don't you just love it when your good friend is a total dick to you randomly and refuses to explain a thing?

a shitstained face isnt equal to burns

y-yes master !
*Drops to my hands and knees and kisses your stinky ogre feets*
a-ahh...

Hey fuck you bud

Okay I'm not talking to you for the rest of the day

I don't want to meme about the mole.

But this is clearly about the mole.

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He also has a horrible deformity on his face

WOW WHY

rekt

wow u figured it out r u nicholas cage

Onii-sama, nurse me to health.

I'm not telling you why either, you shitstain

...

Glad you noticed.

Hanako is best girl.

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Nah, im fine. I wasnt plastered or anything.

I only now realized I misspelled it. I would.

Would you sit beside my bed and feed me soup?

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God I am so funny

Well why the fuck not?! Clearly you needto rectify this tonight

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Only the cold, empty embrace of sleep can hope to soothe me now
>/edgeman

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You can get lost in the infinite blackness of my soul

It's expensive or impossible to get removed?

I have to work tomorrow morning, if there is any drinking to be done, its right now

Probably not soup. Id sit beside your bed and open a bottle of pills, at the very least
Though, I would still make the soup

no it's very easy

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You can get lost in the infinite blackness of my GIMME

At least we would be together

Fuuuuuuuck, I'm at work right now ;~;

It HAS to be tonight

Together with our unending despair?

Then why?

You blew it..

I'll take it.

I want to blow you

Yes now I sleep for the betterment of our despair, laters bae

add me on steam

steamcommunity.com/id/locomotor/

...

can i add u too?

Sweet dreams

no

you can hang yourself

I probably wont tbh, not much left, id have to go buy more
And thats just not something to do on my sunday

can i add u too?

Making the rich richer everyday.

But I'm gonna get some on my way home

You have to now

eh..

why do you hate me all of the sudden?

You work in a store, its different for you
Its also unfair

bandwagon shit. he's pretty good at it.

ty

Keep your mitts off you fucking scrublord.

It's a hardware store, not a food store! It is so fair

I didn't take Loca to be a PoS

When did you become a PoS like Loca?

Oh. Is this a newer one or what?

What are you doing anyway
Working in a bank?

subtle please

this is important to me

Why?

...

I've been working here for like a month and a half, you'd know that if you were PAYING ATTENTION

You're the only one I can trust...

Because she once told me she was female on the inside
Loco = crazy male
Loca = crazy female

Stop being a fucking slut, you cant have everyone. Just baclk the fuck down you asshole.

I havent exactly been posting.

rofl

...

I don't think loco would have a conversation with you.

im not a slut..

Ok I'm doing it sorry my thread didn't update

YO UBLOCKED ME

-picks you up- the floor is dirty

She added me on Steam for a short time and gave me dick pics too

Investment admin, its not all that interesting really.

Uh-huh

Good, then you shouldnt be getting all hissy at this.

I KNOW

Now you owe me for lost time

WHAT

undone

im sweaty

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You can just take my folder if you want it.

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this is all ive wanted is for some1 to give me karen folder

thhnak u miss

yeah well, soon you'll find that everyone here is a PoS.... it's the (you)'s, they make you mad with power.

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Worth ^^

.////.

B-but you can't give plank out!
plank is mine!

Are you serious oi

Looks pretty interesting to me, only did part of this before
Working with money must be stressful tho
You can't fuck up

Then get on steam, slut

I wasnt planning on it

I wasn't the one that wanted the hi

...

I know.

...

i am on steam...

steamcommunity.com/id/godlovesyouanon/

someone lick me clean

What did you want then?

Someone has been really affectionate lately

I thought this would be the case

How are you Test?

We used to be best friends...you really changed..

-puts you down- i'm sorry..

Haikus got the most (you)s, I miss her

Actually yes lol

Even though you're the biggest PoS here

Police in Missouri put out a warning that was both terrifying and bizarre: Armed robbers were believed to be targeting people hunting for Pokemon.

Police said the victims were playing Pokemon Go - a new smartphone app that encourages gamers to search local areas to find Pokemon in the "real world".

Certain locations offer bonuses and higher chances of catching rare species and that's where officers said criminals had been lying in wait.

You get some really pissed off people when you do. You end up not really paying attention to the number of zeros involved though. Kind of loses meaning.

War changes everyone

Subtle do you want a webm of me playing with myself with a dildo?

N-no!
I-it's not like I missed you at all!
D-don't be silly!

post it. not so i can see it, but so i can use it against you later.

:O

Loco pls share

Too much >

I've been awake since 2 AM and the mistake of that is starting to set in.

you want it too much?

nothankyou!

ok

Im not complaining

Fuck's a PoS

What if you accidentally transfer a huge sum of money to the wrong acc
So money numbers, so little space for mistakes, fuck jobs like that
Glorious nippon tho

peice of shit

pos stands for piece of shit

Fuck.

veryy bad anime pic

...

Good...

It's fanart of a video game character.

I don't have much to work with.

what about meth labs?

...

very bad fanart some people shouldn't be allowed on the internet

help ;~;

xd!

Imma delete you blood-chan you twat
Get over here and pretend that you care

FUCK EM IN THE ASS

i used tinder for a day and didn't get anything

wtf

Most transactions get checked multiple times by separate people before they are actually completed especially if they are high value and there are warnings on the computer systems to try stop it happening too so it is kind of rare for there to be a colossal fuck up. I suppose you could quite easily lose your job if you fucked up real bad somehow though.

LOCO WHAT IF IT'S A SERIAL KILLER??

...

girls don't want ugly losers with no job, no education, and no redeemable skills.

rape her/him

yeah i know that's what confuses me

BC PLEASE

Wow. Rude. That was actually serious. Thanks. Jeez. Fuckers.

I did once, doing everything at the company myself tho
Accidentally 3.2 million HUF

Whats your wage?

???

just BEE yourslef

just putting a mirror up fam you need some srs re-evaluation

i put one up but it's dark rn

Just like Bee Movie all over again.

[panicked breathing intensifies]

I think I'mma puss out...

ok

Post girl

I need an adult. ;_;

tell them you wanna meet, but that you suffer from anxiety from the get go...
Or just like...
Not do it.

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Whichever choice you make you shouldn't beat yourself up about it.

I mean when am I ever gonna meet another person with standards this low? I guess it's worth exploring.

Get GHB, rest will go smoothly
Must be easy to get in britain
I mean fuck, its tinder what the shit she expects

...

Just set yourself personal goals.
Like anything new, the more you do it, the easier it gets.
Who knows, they might be yo 10/10

If you send it to an account that doesn't belong to the company that has to be even worse. Embarrassing to call someone up as well and be like "Oh I just accidentally sent you a huge sum of money could you send it back please, I really need my job. Thanks". Somewhere around about the UK average, not a great deal.

HAHAHAHA

kek

It didn't change me...
I'm still a very happy person

Subtle said for you to give that WebM to me

-puts a red bow in your hair- all the boys in the playground are going to love it

Oh my... when do you plan to sleep then?

You

Hurry up and meet up with me so I can KILL YOU

I don't have to pretend... I really do care about you

ok add me on steam

Easy for you, I am on the frontlines. EVeryday. Shit gets real. Why you no understand

Ugh, it's gonna be sooo awkward setting this up so short-notice. I'm gonna look like the worlds biggest loser.

i just want you to love it

"I read books and work and sometimes i draw pictures

Hit me up if you enjoy pictures"

?

*swipes left*

Nah, she's made it clear she just finna fuck.

pls watch

Invitation sent!

lol that makes you ound like a pornographer or like u wanna draw naked pics of girls

fucking creep

Okay, don't

I got away with it since the number didn't belong to anyone
Everyone who works with money here at least earns 150% of avarage pay
Maybe you should move to Hungary : ^)

10/10

Finna fuck her?

girls are whores so they like that

If the chick in the pictures is who I'm talking to I'm definitely finna fuck. She wants to make sure I'm me over video though so I guess I'll know that shortly.

New thread!!!

New thread!!!

New thread!!!

"Likes reading and drawing

Dislikes being alive"

ud get more girls by just saying "ill pay you money to strip for me and let me paint you and maybe fuck you"

not even kidding my man

BEWARE
OF
DOG

do u really think the descrip matters

they will decide if they want to have sex with you within like a milisecond of seeing what you look like

nobody gives a fuck about descriptions on there

also use grinder if u gay