Johnny Neptune General /jng/

how do you feel about the jewish question JN?

I'm an admitted piece of shit. I even put it on my own Logo.

However, to say I 'treat Wendy like a servant's is completely inaccurate

Seems like a cool guy tbh

The true Johnny Neptune brags about treating Wendy like a servant, Zach. Lay off the soy.

Honestly ?….

I've been on this planet for a very long time, and I've paid very careful attention along every step of the way…

In my honest opinion, I have always found that the correct answer to any question is both YES and NO simultaneously.

I'm not trying to be coy or facetious. I'm simply telling you the truth.

And the truth can always be found through PERSPECTIVES. the correct answer will always be 'yes' AND 'no'.

So, that being said………………

We all create our own problems for ourselves, even though we don't like to admit it. I'm no different… I'm My Own Worst Enemy… Ive created lots of problems for myself in my life…

And oddly enough, almost EVERY TIME that I found myself in a really, really bad situation, I found myself being helped out of the hole I had dug for myself BY JEWS.

At first I didn't even realize it, until eventually I looked back in retrospect and noticed a strange pattern: almost EVERY time, it was a Jewish person who saw the message I was in, and reached out, lending a helping hand.

I always thought this was strange because of the stereotypical attributes everybody thinks of when they talk about Jews…

I've even had very YOUNG jewish people offer to help me, not asking anything in return, simply wanting to see me make my way out of the undesirable situation I had actually created for myself.

In retrospect, I have always found them to be brilliant, funny, compassionate, insightful, knowledgeable, caring, empathic geniuses who expected excellence, and rightfully so.

(and here's the ironic part)

The Jews I have grown to befriend all seem to also have an oddly self-deprecating 'realist' opinion about Jews

They've always been the first one to make jokes about themselves…

And that is a quality I rarely see in other people

THE REAL JN:

I am the real me, and I'm not sure if You're simply bad at interpreting my words, or if you're just 'confused in general', but I can assure you that I never brag about treating Wendy like a servant…

There's no reason why I would ever brag about such a thing, because I never treat her that way…

Wendy and I get along perfectly. She and I share the exact same opinions about everything (coincidentally enough) which is one of the reasons we both instantly realized that we would be perfect for each other.

…. In life, it's easy to find people who share some of your opinions, but it's very rare to find somebody who shares ALL of your opinions….

… Very often, in life, people feel the need to placate eachother, 'pretending' that they agree with the other person, in an effort to bond…

that's not the case with us. At first, we thought it was really coincidental how we both agreed on every subject that came up, but as the days turned to months, which turned into years, it stopped seeming so ironic. We finally realized that we were both perfect for each other.

To be absolutely honest with you, the ONLY differences that we have are Two Or Three SONGS that she likes, and I don't like those songs….

Trust me, if the 'worst' differences are two or three particular songs, consider yourself very lucky…

TYPO…..

MESS* not 'message'

"At first I didn't even realize it, until eventually I looked back in retrospect and noticed a strange pattern: almost EVERY time, it was a Jewish person who saw the MESS* I was in, and reached out, lending a helping hand"

Hey Johnny, what's the best method for hooking up with teens?

Say what you want, but I've ALWAYS rooted for the underdog

and that's what Jews were. They were almost eliminated as a people. This 'Underdog Experience' gave them a unique perspective. That's why they actually bend over backwards to help the underdog whenever they see an opportunity.

And yes… You're god damn right they're self-preservationists…

exactly…. They had no choice….

(It's too bad other races can't be the same way)

they don't waste their existence pointing their finger at other people and blaming them for their own failure like certain other races do (niggers)

They had to grab themselves by the bootstraps and rise to the occasion

And they succeeded….

I believe they said a very good example for other races…

And like I said, I've NEVER met a Jew who didn't like to ridicule themselves. They always make fun of Jews, and call each other (and themselves) kikes all the time

A: be in your early twenties

EVERYBODY = who knows that teenaged girls aren't interested in teenaged boys

we all remember how the hot girls in high school dated guys in college

how NOT to get girls

Although they're smiling, the smiles aren't real

You're NOT stupid

the sooner you stop acting like you believe that 'as long as you pretend you're happy, other people will believe it', the sooner you'll find real happiness.

women are smarter than that. they've seen this pattern of behavior many many many times before.

false reassurances are exactly that… False

the thing that attracts women is the same thing that attracts everybody: self confidence, and honesty

Self confidence is NOT aloofness

it's not 'looking down your nose'

it's not 'telling yourself that you don't need anyone

women see that type of behavior for what it is: fear

We all know good and well that NOBODY wants to be alone

Granted, being alone isn't the worst thing on earth, and I like myself, so if nobody else liked me, I could live with that.

My happiness isn't contingent upon someone else

nevertheless, nobody wants to spend their existence alone

the best place to start is making an honest inventory, then taking a close look at the current 'trendy behaviors' like all the 'women hate' bullshit, the predictable catchphrases like 'roastie', 'chad', 'stacy', 'normie', etc

These words have become the 'Mantra Of Failure', with guys using them to falsely convince themselves that they are reassuring others that their own self-imposed failures and 'fear of trying' are somehow a form of 'victory'.

Those terms are so oversued and unoriginal, that they make the person using them become a parody of themself

remember the kid in school who acted weird, and the other kids distanced themselves from him?

he saw himself being distanced, and instead of modifying his behavior, he instead decided to start acting even WEIRDER, telling himself that it was HIS CHOICE to be ostracized…

but we all knew that wasn't true

we all knew he didn't want to be the butt of everyone's jokes…

it's really basic child psychology

t. cuck

the answers to every question are already within you

deep deep inside of us, we already know the answers

RE: CUCK

thank you for proving my point

that was like clockwork………….

I had literally just finished mentioning how lonely little pathetic cowards use the predictable trendy catchphrases of failure

Like 'roastie', and 'chad', and 'normie'…

and CUCK

see ?… you're the perfect example of somebody who is SO afraid of rejection, that you refuse to even try…

you're SUCH a coward, that you 'fail due to your fear of failure'…

you're a lonely, empty, bitter, solitary little coward who continually tries to convince himself that he 'wanted to be a lonely little assclown'….

but you're not capable of fooling yourself

and you're CERTAINLY not capable of fooling anybody else

lonely boy

t. centrist cuck soyboy

You really only have TWO options:

1: stop pretending that you are lonely by choice

2: continue trying to fool yourself, while the rest of the world passes you by

either way, we don't care

that's YOUR problem, not ours

lol sure I am….

haha lol @ you

While you can't even get ONE thing right about me (not even one)

I've managed to hit the nail on the head about you

That's because:

1: you're a terrible judge of people

2: you're so transparent, that even a school child can correctly analyze your ineptitude

t. cuck

Of all the things you are, there are THREE things you're definitely not:

1: original

2: successful

3: experienced

……which is exactly why you wallow in bitter, resentful mediocrity……

that was YOUR choice…..

brilliant…..

Absolutely brilliant !!….

Sage advice here Johnny, not even joking this is good shit. So right with people making shit up or exaggerating things to justify why they are like they are. And by 'servant' I was talking about that video where you're smoking downstairs and you get her to fetch you a drink as a bit of a lark. I wasn't implying that's business as usual it just made me chuckle.

Any words of wisdom for a young guy stuck in a rut? Completely lost in life and everyday is the same, just plugging in with videogames and TV, working, sleep, repeat. Can't find the motivation to eat right, exercise, or even quit my porn habit. I was a bullied loser from childhood and it just feels completely inescapable

this

Ahhhh…. I see… You were talking about my EX-wife… Lol yeah yeah now I see…

Yeah, she's the one who I surreptitiously made brush her teeth with my feces.

hooktube.com/watch?v=sQHH6DtblM4

Yep !… Lol

RE: advice for you-

Yes, I have some. There are two ways of approaching it, one being harder than the other…

1: experience some devastating tragic event, like a near-death experience or something like being paralyzed from the neck down and never being able to walk again, having to defecate into a colostomy bag…

or

2: realizing that you don't actually have to experience something like that to stop taking life for granted, and simply start creating your own happiness instead of creating your own misery.

It's all about Behavior

It's all about patterns of behavior that we create for ourselves.

These Behavior patterns have a Snowball Effect

If you continue behaving the way you have been behaving, The Snowball Effect will continue

But if you modify that behavior, the opposite effect will begin, and just like a snowball, layer after layer after layer of positive effects will occur…

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By the way, if you watch the video closely, you'll realize it was all a joke.

My ex-wife walks to the kitchen after I told her to 'make me some fucking coffee's then demand that she THANK ME for telling her what to do…

Then I take the video camera into her bathroom.

When I pick up her toothbrush, suddenly I'm not holding the camera anymore

(she was in on the joke, and waiting on the other side of the door)

She was the one holding the camera while I stuck 'her toothbrush' in my ass

(we bought two identical toothbrushes for the project)

Later in the video, you'll see me walking down the hallway and 'discovering her brushing her teeth with it'

she wasn't…….

I treated her just fine….

I didn't 'treat her like a princess'

I didn't treat her like shit

I treated her as an equal

She was my best friend at the time

we simply made videos that appeared as if I was a cruel asshole and uploaded them so people I was trolling online would think I was a bastard

….you're a fucking moron

you're TERRIBLE at understanding people.. you're lousy at 'reading people'… You suck at 'seeing what's right under your nose'…

And you also failed to realize he got the best advice of his life

Why you're stupid as shit :

1: inexperience

2: the need to tell yourself you're experienced

3: inexperience

The three reasons you can't get laid:

1: your 'currency' is a bunch of predictable beta behavior, parroted catchphrases and mimicked mantras used by other online losers, to the point where you've become an imitation of a parody of yourself imitating someone else who was a parody of their self

2: you continually tell yourself that you 'can't'

3: your tiny little genitalia

Is that what a vagina looks like?

Yeah I guessed the coffee video was a joke between the two of you (not that getting a woman to fetch you things is de facto wrong), to bait virgins into posting mad responses

And I wish more guys understood there's a healthy middle ground between worshipping women like godesses and treating them like dogshit

At this rate you're becoming Zach's satellite cow my dude. The kid probably doesn't even post here anymore, and even if he did there's no way some autistic hapa would be able to cook up such a comprehensive ruse like this.

Ok faggot

At the time I made those videos, I was trolling a chat site called Weirdtown.com, and yeah all that shit was just to piss those losers off

I'd upload videos of me 'smoking (what appeared to be) meth' and all kinds of shit just to get under people's skin

Lol

For some reason, watching people get angry has always been fun for me

Nice try, Zach. It's hilarious because you don't understand how this works.

Imagine being so mad that you got called out for being Zach that you give me three replies. It's so obvious that it's you from your writing style that you might as well use the username Zach at this point. You're fooling no one, hapa.

THE REAL ZH:

Reasons why you're a virgin:

1: Can't appreciate potterkino

2: Wasting your life on a masonic anime imageboard

3: You're so fat you haven't seen your own dick in three years

Lol, you're pathetic kid, just stop posting now

lol, I knew it was you all the time

Lol, you think that's all I was

Kid, I'm also the robertsfag, the stonefag, the maisieposter, the jennyposter, the dunk spammer, truthseeker, the drumpfsperg, AND the sudocuck

This board owes its life to ME

You are NOTHING

Lol

Oh yeah, I'm also the Dagon poster AND the Rick and Morty fan namefag

LMaO @ ur life kid

Pic related, it's you

Hapas confirmed for having tiny dicks

All of those things, but not me

Nice to meet you, Zack

I'm not sure who you are, but it's hilarious watching these guys think I'm you

AHAHAHAHA

That's why I have a real life GIRLFRIEND, who isn't my HAND, right?

AHAHAHAHA

You want to know the secret to getting laid?

Stop being a bitter contrarian hipster faggot

I think I'm going to netflix and chill to a harry potter movie with a REAL WOMAN tonight, just to spite you, because REAL WOMEN like POPULAR MOVIES

AHAHAHAHA

Stay hipster, Holla Forumsirgin!

For the past couple nights, my wife and I have been watching The Disaster Artist and The Room (2 times each)

But tonight, she wants to watch Lincoln on Netflix…

I've been wanting to watch it, too

even though I'm not a Daniel Day Lewis fan

Proofs?

Sad!

>>>/cow/338898

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faggot

Won't let me post the second pic on its own

I'd fuck both of those chicks

If fuck the SPIT out of 'em

Skin and bones…..
Their skin
Wrapped around MY bone

It's the same pic, Zach got cucked by her with a taller guy

*the same chick

Ironically, I'd still fuck both of them

(her mouth AND her butthole)

If Andrew McGovern was successful, he'd be Terry Richardson

Why is this man from the planet Neptune allowed to post here with impunity?

Are you going to stop him?

I'm not a mod

And yet,
>>>/trannypol/

FUCKING BUMP THIS IS NEPTUNE'S BOARD NOW YOU AUTISTIC FAGGOTS LOL