Confess

Confess

I made my last confession on halfchan's /trash/ board which I exclusively use for furry fap fodder while in the bathroom at work. Also, I'm engaged

I confess that OP is an irredeemable faggot.

I fapped to the thought of being a deprogrammer and healing Emma Watson from her frigidness and her MK Ultra brainwashing with psychological therapy and my cock's therapy.

>soundless webm

A mental unharvesting, so to speak?

There are no attractive girls on Ok Cupid in my city. Despite being a pretty good sized city. I don't have high standards or anything. But there is seriously no girls. I also feel lonely, I want a GF. Bums me out that the last girl I asked out said no because she's focused on college. Even if I waited, and it works out in the end. I'll be 26 (4year) and by that time you're supposed to be married already or at least been dating for 2-3 years. I want a family. I don't want to live familess.

But I'm trying to move on from her. No luck on Ok Cupid so far either. I just feel I am wasting my youth single. No I don't do bars or clubs. Fuck those people. Though I am thinking about joining a local rock climbing gym and maybe I can meet a girl there. They will probably be fit so it's also a plus. Kinda expensive though. Churches are lame and I don't want a relegious zeliot girl, relegious women tend to cheat more.

So to speak, yes.

True
Not quite
My situation is worse, pretty much no girls on OKC period.
Fuck OKC though, it's basically tinder now. You send a message and you don't know if they're gonna even be able to read it because of the tinderization.
If you're into music, try tastebuds.fm.

I'm in love with Alexa Bliss

Can you expand on the tinder part of OKcupid? What do you mean tinderization. I do like that you can try to match with people who have similar views.

Yeah, liberal atheist girls who have climbed a mountain of dicks are chaste and pure, unlike those religious sluts who always cheat.

Also the OKcupid algorythm is broken as fuck, it will often show some matches and then you press F5 and they're gone

Lol you believe this? She doesn't want you to feel sad but has given you the queue to fuck off. Move on, buddy. Also keep your anti-Christian angst on the down low, shit is unattractive to everyone not just women.

I enjoy political bait threads more than actual film & tv show threads but that's because more often than not, the latter eventually devolve into a version of the former, in a rather stupid and intrincate manner.

that pic makes it look like his head was shrunk by 33%

Unless you have a mutual match like on tinder your messages won't reach the recipient. They're also trying to force you to use the "quickmatch" feature that's basically tinder. And they forced people to put their names but then backpedaled because of the backlash they got.
I did a little experiment, went into settings and set my profile to woman, then searched the men. There were like 40 dudes active today, while I get 3 women active this week at most. At least for me it's a mugs game and not worth playing. It used to be much better before the retarded changes they've been making from about one year ago. The mutual age match is bullshit too, I used to speak to women who were looking for older guys than me in theory but still replied back. Sometimes even cougars want to keep the appearances.

Can't blame you. I'm in love with her too.
What have you done to me?

I don't have a problem with relegious girls or people, I just brought it up cause that's what I read. I just don't want them to be all about god this or god that. Like a zealeot. I keep my opinion on relegion to myself.

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The girl I was trying to get was from school not from the internet.t

Is Alexa Bliss the modern day Artemis?

Yes

Traps are not gay, totally not gay.

what's wrong with that?
The internet has replaced the public square

Sucky Sucky

I was kicked out of Holla Forums because of my headscarf fetish and I couldn't, and wouldn't, shut up about my love and fetish for Muslim hijabi girls, especially girls from the Middle East, specifically Egyptian girls… And then I got permanently banned for life from there…

Love you long time

It's just not a good way of looking for or approaching quality women, only whores and sluts.

All fucking niggers must fucking hang

you sound like a real winner

Not really, there's also women who have given up on finding a proper man in the meatspace and go there.

Call me Silly

Old and busted sluts?

hi silly, I'm dad

Bliss isn't repulsive like most other waifus here but she looks like the most forgettable pornstar ever.

Depends

i have a porn addiction but i try to fight it right now
rate

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Does it look like I give a fuck you stupid slut?

Rate me Silly;)

hahahaha how the fuck is porn addiction real nigga just walk away from the screen like nigga close your zipper hahahaha

Go back to /r9k/.
I don't see Bliss sleeping around, faggot.

Sounds like a reverse corruption fetish. Hot.

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taking a pic with someone doesn't always mean you slept with them. if it did, even I would have slept with Bliss

Let's see it.

Zachary detected. Look at the time of this post if anyone doubts it

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I'm white.

How prophetic is that the WMAF comic had a Mac computer for the hapa?

Sure thing Zach. 50% white.

yeah, not gonna post it here

Actually scrap that, I just remembered that you're 50% (((white)))

Hot damn, Blissfag. This pic is on the same league as "bliss face" and "happy bliss".

No, I'm fully white. Anglo and German.

You know you'd get oh no no no no'd so hard.

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Oh, a dark haired Anglo-German with Mongoloid folds

I'm white though

delusional right-tard detected

Have you tried /islam/ they'd appreciate discussing that fetish


Have you tried /christian/ they'd appreciate helping you with that struggle

i fucked ops mom

i just had two faps

Fapping is a disgusting habit.

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You're only harming yourself.

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I ironically spammed cumskin a few months ago and now it has become a minor meme

I hate both fiction and the film storytelling format. I am incapable of suspended disbelief so all i can think about during a movie is how these people are getting paid millions to pretend to care about things that aren't even really happening, while i don't get shit for pretending to care about real things happening. Outside of a very narrow range of documentaries, i can't stand tv or movies.

It is. Why do you think kikes want you to fap?

I fap to tranny porn

BR trannies a best.

Congratulation! You're third best! Right after Nigger and Shitskin.

Godly trips confirm

that's nice

I only floss two or three times a week. I leave the toilet seat up like all the time. Sometimes when I wake up in the middle of the night for a drink I drink straight from the tap. I had two scopes of ice cream for desert on Sunday. I have yellow fever. I unironically ironically unironically like anime. I got dragged along to a party at a person I hate's house and when everyone was good and drunk I went in the bathroom in his bedroom and pissed on the toilet seat. I enjoyed It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia until the seven season. I skip leg day whenever it is inconvenient. I tell people I am jewish at the bar and then act like a complete piece of shit. I have the first three seasons of Family Guy on DVD. I have never been to reddit but when I am losing an argument on 8ch I google up reddit image macros and start shitposting

with

reddit

spacing. I pretend not to be a mod and try and stir up shit to make people hate the mods. I steal the toilet paper at work, not because I am cheap and need it for home, simply because the thought of the douchebags I work with being trapped in the stall. I fucked a heavy metal midget in a port-a-potty at Ozfest in 1999. I am watching Boruto: Naruto Next Generation RIGHT NOW while I wait for the Tera servers to finish maintenance. I shitpost on /sudo/ almost everyday to the point where CodeMonkey doesn't even pay attention any more and people with legitimate problems get frustrated and leave. I leaked the video of Zero getting his cock sucked by Piggy. I hate baneposting so to express my rage I shitpost with it everywhere hoping to make others into hotheads like myself, it hasn't worked out too well.

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Peggy detected

Reported for antisemitism

Sweetie I have been spamming it on /n/ and /news/ since 2015.

If you're really a mod edit your post as proof.

I'm not racist

nope.jpg

wtf are you doing here Billy Joe.

even against gypsies?

George Lucas did nothing wrong.

Are you retarded?

Literally nothing lower than a gypsy. If a jew moves in next door at least you know they can clean up after themselves and your property value is safe. Gypsies are like locusts, signs of the apocalypse and a big red flag that wherever you are is already or about to turn shit.

*blocks your path*
*steals money from charity pot*
*parks illegally on your land*

No because that thot isnt a virgin

I unironically believe that contraception is one of the main causes of the western decadence

Do you use lube?

are you low key calling me a faggot because I think pointless sex is degenerate?

Pretty much sweetie;)

Sex using contraceptives is only a step above homo "sex"

Is The Young Pope any good or is it just propaganda?

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What about sex with traps?
=^_^=

Sweetie it's okay to be gay.

That's homo unless the trap is of the opposite sex as the other individual. Male trap pretending to be a woman with a woman isn't gay.

Recreational sex is degrading to life itself.

Sucking female penises IS TOTALLY NOT GAY =^_^=

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It's only not gay if it's a woman sucking it

agreed

You know it's good for your health =^_^=

Traps are not men user they are women. Do you even know about gender studies?

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I discovered my ex-gf's Reddit account some months ago and have been following it ever since. she's recently started talking about some crazy stuff, like how anti-depressants cause suicide

That's true though.
link?

They do cause some people to have adverse reaction that impair self control. In some people that means they are more likely to kill themselves, in others they shoot up schools and vote trump.

well, she's not wrong you know
specially SSRIs
tons of school shooters were users

What's her reddit so I can ask her to rate my dick =^_^=

how dumb do you think I am?

You said anti-depressants causing suicide was "crazy stuff" so it was worth a try.

It's like Tom Cruise says, all those drugs do is mask the problem but it's still there.

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Son I am disappoint

Thanks for that (You).
He's not wrong about that though. Or about psychiatric drugs being dangerous. I think they're overprescribed myself but that there are legitimate cases where they're justified. Tom and the Scientologists seem to believe that they shouldn't exist or something.

see, I can agree with this. they don't help in all cases but for me at least SSRIs were key in getting me through that initial hump and onto the road to recovery.

my ex seems to think that because a friend of hers committed suicide after being prescribed anti-depressants, this must mean the drugs caused the suicide.

I fapped again

same

I actually try not to shitpost on Holla Forums.

typical pisstian lol

I'm letting jews live in my head rent free

this tbh

I actually bought this DVD…….and watched the whole thing…….and fapped during this scene.

I also bought this DVD…….and watched the whole thing…..and I know the names of all the girls….and I fapped while singing every song……OMG I need help.

Christians need to start raping and murdering people like the muslims. Then people would stop talking shit. The only reason the Atheisti+Sceptic community survives is because they know christians are too cucked too stand up for themselves to fat ugly neckbreads that the rest of the world rightfully mocks and bullies wouldn't feel like they are tighter than dickskin because they can attack someone and get away with it. If you are a christians and someone starts shit talking to your face about your faith just stab them. Sure you would go to jail but you would be a martyr and if enough of you do it you could shut the jews and their shabos fucking mouth and put them in their proper place.

just food for thought

This user knows his shit.

This is more or less true. The enlightenment fucked both the west and Christianity tbh. The holy church militant is about a sacred war against Satan, not letting the devil and his slaves sodomise you.

I'm one of the people who bullied the Robertsfags until their minds broke, which means I'm indirectly responsible for the Zach spam. I'm not sorry.

You see one of the femen cunts throwing bottles of piss at people going to church?
You and a bunch of the boys drag her into an alley, gang rape her and then bash her up with a brick so good that she will never be able to find a cuck to take care of her or her kids again.

Some fat redditor calls Jesus a kike on a stick?
You castrate him and choke him to death with his own genitals.

Some jew takes a swipe at the Church?
You burn down his synagoge of satan and kill every jew in town.

I guarntee within a year the Church would get more respect, people would actually consider what jesus would do before contributing to the downfall of society. It's real simple, if you want the kingdom of heaven on earth you must obey Christ's teachings. If someone or something impedes that you hammer it so hard that the sheep will no longer stray from the flock. When people stop fucking acting like animals you can stop treating them like such and peace and faith will genuinely flourish in their hearts. The fact that the west and whites in particular are smarter and more human than shitskins means that after the brutality of setting the world straight you wouldn't be mired in it forever like the muslim world.

Not sure if serious but I unironically agree.

I am completely unironic about this. I will fall back on the just kidding shit in real life because the world is currently completely corrupted. In my heart of hearts though I would suffer hell for my crimes if it could guarantee my nieces and nephews and future children would have a better shot at heaven.

I should be at a final but I chickened out and skipped it because I shitposted instead of studying

So would I, user, so would I. And so did so many of our ancestors, that's what saddens me the most. Through apathy and ignorance we have lost so much in only a few generations. The greatness and the prosperity that still remains did not simply fall from the heavens, it was won through the hardship and sacrifice of great men. I do not think they are smiling from the heavens, for if people aren't starting to wake up soon it will all have been for naught.

Almost patrician tbh

i'm pretty sure Jesus wouldn't condone rape and murder. Whippings and beatings, maybe.

Certainly not rape, killing your enemy isn't really murder though.

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The "dicking" meme is actually degenerate and kinda ridiculous. As if these self-proclaimed sluts haven't been dicked by half the football team by now.

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not gay

Disgusting. Even the tits are shit.

faggot spotted

I only choose which blu-rays to buy based on how cute the girls are

BASED

This is true. It's more about filling the hole left from a missing patriarchal role model.

Billy Graham cucks socks in hell

what did he mean by this?

YOUR MOTHER

It means when you get to hell you are going to get fucked in the ass 24/7 by Billy Graham while your sock watches on teary eyed as it's love is broken like your mind.

I bleached a black girl recently. Now i would like to drink bleach.

I am a trap, I have 700 followers on tumblr.

the more you know
I wasn't aware tumblr had followers, lel

I fap to ebonies

I hate posting on image boards

Sounds about right

its a good show, watch it

I went to cuckchan again and made posts. And worst of all, it felt good.

I think I might be an alcoholic

I think I might be a necrophiliac

Sometimes I just want threads where I can find new movies to watch and not shitpost at all.

I would love for Laura Dern to dominate me whilst wearing this outfit

Go on webcam for everyone to see =^_^=

Kinky
me too tbh

seems legit

tbh I never really understood the "mommy" fetish until I watched her character

I'm CIA. I'm Central. I'm Intelligence. I'm Agency. I'm a manlet, I'm a babylegs. I'm a shorty, beltyboy, aircraft autist, inquirer, I'm baned. I'm that arsetta bandit. I call Ittin. I'm a cargo pants arsed, hookedbelting, shitcuffing, mask puller. I grab the prize with Maimen. I power stand at the other side of the plane. I am Moses in the parting of the hooded dudes. I crash and I am crashed. I ask and I'm punched, I shoot them and throw them and every single hired gun's had the fucking worst flight of his life. And I'm Not, a hothead. if there's one big bastard in this flight plan, it's this large firestarter here. So congratulations, Bane: I've just officially caught you.

getting caught was part of my plan

Sometimes I eat pork even though it's haram

promote this man

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

I'd watch a movie with Emma Stone and Emma Roberts but I wouldn't watch one with Emma Stone and Emma Watson or one with Emma Roberts and Emma Watson.
Probably not worth confessing because it's the patrician position though.

You are going straight to hell.

I really enjoyed Breaking Bad and the first two seasons of Black Mirror.

Cobie is my waifu, she does the CIA power stance better than Aidan Gillen.

I unironically enjoy BMWG porn and i get aroused posting interracial propaganda in here
Other anons think i'm joking, but i'm really not

Your stance is not uncommon, especially on Holla Forums

We know, Zach.

*Holla Forums

You know that one scene in A Bug's Life? The one where Hopper beats up Flik?
When I was a kid that made me feel really weird feels, I realize now that was an early glimpse of my domination fetish.

I'm greatly enjoying my life with my tranny gf, who is good to me and an overall pretty good mommy gf.

I'd give Abigail Breslin all the love in the world

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I drew porn of that thing ages ago but I was never able to find it again.

That's kind of fucked up, user.

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ayy

HOW DO YOU KNOW!!???
**I ironically sinned by lusting. now I feel weak and terrible*
''i suppose I should stay off of Holla Forums for a very long long long long long long long long long while'until I have a lot more self control'

sorry for the spelling errors

was it mere lusting or did you rub one off? Be honest

I dreamed I fapped last night. It was so vivid and I even felt the cum in my hand. Was so glad it didn't really happen when I woke up.

this isn't a true story, r-right?

No I'm dead serious.

Holy shit

I've done this before. It's really weird.

He sold his baby to (((White Slavers)))

I bully several people online only because they're creepy spergs and I feel good doing it. Yes, Zach is one of them. I was one of the people bullying Randy Stair, Kadee Konstantino, William Atchison and others. I'm aware I was part of bullying them to death. And I laughed when they anhero'd, like many others did.

Wow, what a fucking bad ass. You are so god damned cool user. I wish you could come over and BLACK my sister you rebel maverick.

Neck yourself Tewi.

I'm not calling myself a badass, just confessing I've been part of driving people to suicide for the lulz

If you think about it, lolcow milking is objectively worse than what Logan Paul did. He didn't contribute to making anyone kill himself, he merely made fun of people who were already dead. He probably even lowered suicides.

There's a country that was under control of a military junta some time and some officer killed himself, they "arrested" the corpse and the funeral was in jail. It was so shameful that it quickly dissipated the desires of others to kill themselves.

(((da​tamin​ing)))

Nice one

No, Logan Paul's crime is being a kike. Nothing else matters than than and it is more than reason enough to want him and his entire family murdered and their possessions sold to help fund healthcare and housing for the actual under privledged in America, white families.


Sugoii as fug sempai. Tell me more you Top Gun bantz master. Tell me more, rabbitposter.

I'm also probably going to get myself prescribed an SSRI. For the first time. At least for a few months. I'm going to call my Doctor on Monday. I just need something to help with motivation.

Don't do that.

have to think long term. different drugs at different doses. You don't *NEED* drugs forever, but you will need it at first, trust me it took me many years of my life to understand that

Depression is a lot different than say schizophrenia. Depression can be managed with drugs until you find a lifestyle consisting of exercise, proper nutrition, active socialization, and good sleep habits that allows you to pretty much conquer it. Schizophrenia is a fucking trap you never ever can escape and that will only become progressively worse as you age. The bad thing about schizophrenia is that most of the typical anti-psychotics have limited or no effect in some cases. The drug that is most effective by far, Clozapine is an atypical anti-psychotic but also causes tardive dyskinesia in about 1/20 people that use it. TD is a permanent degenerative neurological disease that causes repetitive involuntary movements. Once you have it you are stuck with it for the rest of your life. Clozapine also fucks your white blood cells up so you are a lot more likely to contract diseases and opportunistic infections. You have to go get your blood checked once a week if you are blasting Clozapine at full doses so you don't accidentally die of a common cold like a nip that didn't have an umbrella. It also fucks with your head meat a lot so you end up with dementia.

What's the difference between that and Parkinson's? I know that there's some lithium based medication schizophrenics take that induces Parkinson's.

I just bought a foreign movie with underage nudity only to realize it's region locked and I wasted money

lol pleb
serves you right for being a fucking pedo