Post various licenses from characters to see hidden details about them
>>115897927Spongebob has hair?
>>115898412The eyebrows obviously
>>115898485>Sex MHold up
Another duck with ID.
Not very illuminating.
I STAYED UP LISTENING TO QUEEN
Ice bear is only 6'2 that's pretty short for a polar bear
>>115899149Wonder woman is tall. But Homer simpson is very tall too. BUT........ who would win in a fight between Wonder Woman from this show>>115899129 and Homer Simpson?
>>115899244>>115899282Should i make a character that is much taller and stronger than Wonder Woman?
>>115897927>>115898813>>115898977MFW>Frankie is 36>Spongebob is 34>Launchpad is 33who knew?
>>115898524>>115898813The only two who are organ donors. >>115899132>eyes: dotHe
>>115899304Homer is quite strong for his age, if I remember correctly, he once lifted a huge boulder with ease and is also very resistant to damage, I on't think he could take on Diana but I think he could take on the Kingpin
>>115898813Isn’t this guy in the original ducktales?He’s too young.
>>115899075>tfw people born in the 40s were still young not so long ago Wtf
>>115898813>Born the same day as LaunchpadJesus
>>115900382The ages in DT17 are all sorts of fucked. Della and Donald are apparently nearly 30.
>>115900497The wiki says they're both 36
>>115898524>Age: 2I know he's a weasel but this is so funny for some reason
>>115897927>Spongebob is 12 days older than me
>>115899132>Hair: whitePolar bears have transparent fur actually
I can't believe this hasn't been posted yet.
>>115899129bigger if anyone wants it
>>115898047Ha. I remember in college seeing that as a rerun or off Kazaa. My friends and I would mention it after pulling out IDs for bars.
>>115902527>Restrictions: Class C
>>115898524>38DDWeasel is fucking stacked
>>115902715His surname is canonically Shortman.
What a coincidence I just got my license today though a few years later than I would have liked
>>115899149>>115899388Homer is 64
>>115902755I didn't get my driver's license until I was 24. I didn't feel like I needed it since I walked everywhere, then finding out I needed glasses to operate a vehicle set me back a bit.
>>115897927Wait, would this mean that by 2003 Spongebob would be 17 years old?
>>115902215>62 years old
>>115902672>1961>Carl is a literal, fucking Boomer
>>115905292I can still rock!
>>115905292I thought that was Gen X. Isn't '61 too late for the post-war Baby Boom?
>>115905432Baby Boomers are 1946-1964Gen X is 1965-1979
>>115900010Fucking Homer fights against people sometimes
>>115902527>his first name is actually LieAll this time I thought it was just doing that Japanese thing where surname is listed first, knowing everyone’s just been calling him by his last name is fucked up.
>>115899149>33 in 1989>64 today
>>115898412Spongebob doesn't have hair......or DOES he?
>>115897927It's pretty unnerving how small the spongebob characters are.
>>115905432Not a real generation, anyone who calls themselves Gen X are just proud cucks of the Boomers.
>>115897927>people born in 1986 were 17 in 2003what the fuck bros
>>115898813Damn, I'm as old as launchpad
>>115902477>180lbsWhat a fat ass
>>115900467Why haven't you won the greatest videogame sidekick award yet, user?
user, are you aware that this license has expired?
>>115898977>green eyesHuh, is there any art of her where her eyes aren’t just black dots, I wonder
>>115898813Launchpad is a millenial?
>>115909152>Age:45>Trying to fuck a 16 year old!
>>115899129>6’2”That’s all? I expected 6’7” at the very least.
>>115902672It be funny if they wrote Smith instead of his actual last name on his driver’s license.
>>115900467>off by just one day
>>115902215>some anons were born the same year as some of the characters on these licenses>I was born a few days after this one was issuedi hate this thread
>>115905288>1921>This guy’s almost 100 yrs old.
>>115898771The Fifth Element is trans. It's the future.
>>115898813The birthdate is technically accurate.
>>115897927>>115898813Spongebob is OLDER than Launchpad???
>>115898485God, look at this bulky thingSo much for futuristic ideas
Anyone has Brock's license to kill?
>>115909150Sizes are mostly accurate for the creatures they are - and Spongebob is meant to be the size of a kitchen sponge. Really only thing is that Sandy is a small squirrel, and obviously Pearl is not to scale.
>>115902672>carl is a manletIT CANT BE TRUE, maybe the 5-11 is meatwad? and they changed it to fool the clerk?
Posting this reminded me how ugly my driver's license photo is right now
>>115899149Standard US liscenses are class D, A through C tend to be more for larger trucks and tend to have some federal testing as opposed to state level. Good for Homer! A lot more trouble if pulled over drunk though, which I remember happening to him.
>>115899149>wt: 240remember when homer was supposed to be comically fat
>>115898485>viral state lowUh thanks for letting your potential partners know you're pozzed. I supposed that's better than the alternative
>>115908510>7 inchesPerfect voring size.
>>115905288>his name isn't even hans
>>115902748Fuck that movie. Better than the theatrical one but not by much.
>>115913138How many of these guys have white lotus tiles though?>>115916170Beg pardon?
>>115905288>Ralph MelishWait what?
>>115915350>implying that the average american isn't a joke.
>>115918074No cares enough about him to call him by his real name
>>115912396Cryogenically freezing himself in the Qwik-E-Mart helped
>>115902672Oh wow, uhhhhh, we were born the exact same year. This is funny to me.Also kinda scary.
>>115899129>6'2>180lbsCONSIDER THE POSSIBILITIES
>>115923434That you've been had but not by me
>>115908510>1942Krabs would be 78
>>115925139>DOB 7/13I know it's just a silly in-joke but I can't help but laugh that this implies Soos is only 7 now.
>>115926701Man what number is 7 with a tilde?
>>115898485>Sex: MWelp, now i got a reason to draw more on point Futa.
>>115902672>Carl was born exactly 30 years before meWhew
>>115925139>what's your name son?child Jesus quietly mutters his name to Stan.>Soos huh? welcome aboard Soos, get to work and start fixing things
>>115898412>>115898486>>115909132>>115913067He legit has hair, though. It's just the same color as the rest of him.
>>115913184She was born in 1984, Einstein.