Less lag

and where there is hope, there is still something to be crushed. I can hardly wait.

I do not think it would be appreciated.

Log in and update me.

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seems like a lot of work.

oh fuck i never watched that to the end

g fuckin g
gonna do laundry then sleep

cya

You must

Nini

hart

*meanwhile @ samas house

yea man its cool, no problem

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we doing rust tomorrow afternoon my dde

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You are worrying me is all.

I will think about it.

now THAT looks like dead nigger storage

So yes ?

There was a guy wearing a tail in my store tonight at like 9:30 PM

It wasn't as gay as Luke's tail, but it was pretty damn close.

free international and domestic shipping you pay by the pound.

was it a butt plug or the other one?

!mirAcLEz is Darwin

At this point he's probably used it as much as Bern.

Clip on, unfortunately

No.

beat him up for being a fairy ass faggot

coulda just let me have my delusion... i would try to hook up. it woulda been lulsy

so... it wouldve been fortunate for you had it been a butt plug?

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No thanks

Yes, in that it would have been hilarious if he were walking around Lowes in a tail butt plug

takes all kinds lol...

where do you work again squad

Good afternoon

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If you move your eyes like one millimeter you would see the answer to your question.

Sup

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hai...

what's a meter

You must

It's a kind of stick that I'm going to beat you with.

wat

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^ ^
i tried my best!

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?????????????????

Hello

Nothing much, Alchemist.

Hello... Guro?

Hello Anonymous.

You should stop.

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i was playing mercy!

with nezumi and lexi and geuro and

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sorry my dude i was just making a funny

the fuck?

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¬_¬

Same

Ah

I fear it would be a shame to rename that folder, but maybe I should.

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come on buddy, spoiler this stuff im at work

that filename

*emoticon face*

hurry up

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I already clicked "Ignore," though.

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fuck your work fag

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I am unsure as to who you are.

Do what you must. I have already won.

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nice one sport. chjeck this meme i think you'll enjoy

**you're

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very good plot and acting here

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Is this a fucking contest?

How do you win? When does it stop?

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sup dude

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pure
concentrated
autism

am dad

hell if I know.

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8ch.net/lewd/res/272099.html#272451

it begins...

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trying to coax her.

I'm not sure if you actually got baited that easily or if this is a more subtle bait.

when ya filter them dingus

dank

Didn't you block me because I wasn't in the mood to play dota a year ago or something

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the power of Christ compels her

the latter, you should know me better by now

yeah, smiles should take up acting.

stfu fuck up

sorry, what?

Am I correct?

oh. no.

Yeah someone named bern did that to me a while ago

I am not bern. don't insult him like that.

oh

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oh. wanna be friends

we already are.

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The posting don't start til I walk in...

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___ __ __ _ __ _ __ __ _ __ _ __ __ _ __ _ __ __ _ __ (you)_ __ __ _ ____

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Hi dad?

I cannot find that copper pipes post.

Can we be better friends than you are with Desu?

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It wasn't in the pastebin. I trusted you would understand regardless.

This show is a slow burn of weird.

you will not

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ty

I'm a better friend

cute fox~

am sending you to erin's top 4 for thanks

hi sport

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you'll just have to rise through the ranks and see

save it, its all yours my friend.

mines 11

"Goggles and his Test" or something shitty?

Hello !!

Whats my rank right now?

I'd need to run the numbers through the conversion chart.

I just mean to take out "I love it when you call me Alchemist". Because people call me Alchemist and think they've done something clever.

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saved

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Crunch those numbers.

seven. I'm so sorry.

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Alchemist. Hah. Goteeem.

da you

am loling out loud rn tbh

Blame Colbs and his shitty folder naming abilities.

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Alkymest thinks he is fucking hot shit.

It's not in order.
The first movie isn't chronologically first.

Whats this out of?

i'll kill you

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Shut up Alchemist

*pets kewl doggy*

the numbers go too high to count.

My work here is done.

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*blows up*

So i'm like the worst then?

Yeah I figured that out.
I'm on episode 3. Episode 2 was all about the Female Protag becoming some murderer and then falling into a coma or something. Episode 3 is starting off with this purple hair girl being abused and raped by like 10 different men.

It saved me the effort of typing something equally uninspired.

I do. I definitely do.

Fight me kid.

Back off or I'm going to tell Kon to kidnap you again.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about Test, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

oh no. not even close.
the numbers also go down infinitely.

omg wtf

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Fuckin do it m8

What the fuck am I then?

You won't get away from him a second time.

STOP

nothing personnel kid

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psh

I am only trying to keep you safe, Alchemist.

mid range.

Rape builds character in the Nasuverse.

Beat him up and tell him your dad works at Nintendo.

so how do I raise it?

Deez bakas, hah! goddem

I release you from that burden.

*owns

xd n1

time. interaction. typical things. haven't you ever played a dating sim?

To what extent though!?

I've played a few so i'm pretty much a master of love.

Tough luck, kid. My training and expertise excel far beyond your chain of command.

sounds right to me.

I don't even remember the old copypasta.

Half the females in the Nasuverse have rape in their backstory.
Someone it's "character development".

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Stop doing that.

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I'll remember to not take the comforting route.

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good plan.

That don't impress me much

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So you got the moves but do you got the touch?

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It was a trap.

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what an unfortunate turn of events

This person must've attended a school of writing that far surpasses any one I heard of.

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Post feet.

SATAN GET

EVER SINCE I LEFT THE CITY

I got laid though

aww

actually lol'd

god fricken damnit.

It's just mildly annoying.
I don't even use whomever's scripts.

YOU JUST AREN'T ON NASU'S LEVEL.
Get a CC Literature degree and you'll obvs be able to psychoanalyze it.

how truly horrifying.

sure satan

good thing I contribute too much otherwise >>1157673'd filter me

Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night

Much obliged.

*wave

she was kinda fat and she shaved her pink pig tails off.

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You would be here to see my gayest moment in a long time.

Ray, why?

y'all godless faggots.

sample even

sounds like a real keeper.

Lesbians, man.

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How is it the same?

Don't lie.
You've gone gayer.

Shes gay but my dick doesn't care.

I wish I could of turned her normal.

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as bad as the game

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Eh, i'm lazy.

funny pic

Humor is dead.

I said a long time. That's subjective. I might just mean the past month or so.

Get it the FUCK TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

good. it shouldn't.

ITS A TERRIBLE GAME HAHASHAHAHAHAHAHA

It was destroyed!

this one is nice

im tryin to snort coke and feet post/watch a psytrance fractal animation video. It isn't easy.

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Luka my balls itch

How do you make someone not gay?

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I will kill you

To who is a month "a long time"? Locusts who die in like three days?

eww

pray it away.

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everything i wear feels fucking itchy

anyone know how to fix this
its not the clothes i think its me
i just showered too

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sample

Probably cancer.
You're dying.

BUT I DON"T WANT TO

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help

Help me pray to the right god?

i wish i could touch an anime girl's feet

  ▲
▲▼

sounds like a lot of work, honestly.

I'm sure they'll get back to you.
It's been a while; that's the proper way to emote right?

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nom nom nom

Who ya waving at?

I'm tempted to cap it
you're lucky I'm nice

*pets the snaggletoothed kitty* ^ ^

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nailed it smiles... bossmode lvl 20

well played

g2b lexi

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SAMPLE OF A SAMPLE

I don't know how to do this.

are you eating my balls?

u bae ;)

LSD is really good my dude you should give it a whirl

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Lazy little shit.

you'll figure it out.

BALL CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no

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idk what to do with all of mine ;-;

I won't my dude

Smiles
Lexi
Come to bed
; ^ )

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my brothren

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drop like 10 tabs at once.
It gets to the point where you can't tell if your eyes are open or not.

time to watch lethal weapon

me too?

You've been at this for an hour and fifteen minutes.

I have over 300

watch die hard instead...

16 in a bed

time killed is time well spent.

take 30-40 at once, then gimme some for steam money.

you think yo something special

SNAKE GET DOWN

It is more concerning that you know this or can estimate it.

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.

it takes 20 seconds to scroll up and look

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Howdy Luka.
Still Capping.

Lots of practice from DnD LOL

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Yes, well

You're killing it

What are you even talking about.

I just ctrl-f'd Desu and looked for the beginning.

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im not going to watch a movie about you dad

me

yea yeah i can tell...

lol

Shania. You fucking scrublord

bekahhh

Effort.

and I won't stop until it stops getting back up.

im not dad

prick...

if it wasnt me it would have been scoots
get good

Protect that smile right there~

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the guy i went to go see dropped a vial on himself when i went to see him. lel

he was t-rexed on the couch with a water bottle.

I took 600 mics and saw shadow people for 5 hours.

I think I wont do 10.

I do need to take a 100mg dmt trip eventually tho. Didn't break through on 50mg dabbed

teach me obiwan... youre my only hope

you're my dad now
where are we going

Okay, but when you first got here you said I think I'm hot shit so I'm thinking there's a theme here.

just (you) my shit up fam

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true, true. WAZZZZZZZZAP!!!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!

It took less effort than typing up the post.

dicks out for harambe

I usually just assume it's an autism so severe that even attempting to understanding it infects you.

everyone trips differently fam, maybe it'll be dope.

let's go into that parking garage and shoot up meth

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Make me.
I was getting ready for bed.

Were is that stevia cheesecake I was promised, Sama?

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Much like the rest of the Americans here I should be asleep right now.

pets

dad what the hell
what are you on

Yes, master.

don't make me get up again

Don't start.

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fuck yeah i love meth
where'd you get it from

Any way you want it
That's the way you need it
Any way you want it
She loves to laugh
She loves to sing
She does everything
She loves to move
She loves to groove
She loves the lovin' things
Ooh, all night, all night
Oh, every night
So hold tight, hold tight
Ooh, baby, hold tight
Oh, she said,

Any way you want it
That's the way you need it
Any way you want it
She said, Any way you want it
That's the way you need it
Any way you want it

I was alone
I never knew
What good love could do
Ooh, then we touched
Then we sang
About the lovin' things

Ooh, all night, all night
Oh, every night
So hold tight, hold tight
Ooh baby, hold tight
Oh, she said,

Any way you want it
That's the way you need it
Any way you want it
She said, Any way you want it
That's the way you need it
Any way you want it

Okay, sorry, Sir.

Holla Forums

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GUESS ITS TIME TO DELETE AGAIN

this is true, you are all dumb
anime lives matter

I guess I can live with that.

i made it in a bucket

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Whatever master wants.

hurry hurry

damn...

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HI DARWIN

Oh no anything but that.

hi

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I already declined more than an hour ago.

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huh
i see
*pulls out a gun*
GIMMIE IT ALL FUCKER HANDS IN THE FUCKIN AIR LAPD

i've only seen intense fractal images on mda/sassafras. I did see minor ones on dmt.

lsd I see morphing wavy walls and shadow people

with mda I saw the treee of life and death and had open/closed eye visuals like skulls and bones.

the tree of death I saw smoking a cigar on my porch staring through my tree, it looked like a fleshy pillar with bones and laughed at me a few times, and I also heard lucifer whispered in my ear twice in the tone of someone who said it backmasked on audacity.

at the end of the mda trip I was just flying through the cosmos with my eyes closed.

There was one time on lsd I turned into xato from pokemon and became god which was fun too.

I gotta resend I see

HI TRISTAN

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gimme

I truly feel sorry for you.

bye

i love you buddy
i miss playin leegu with you

greetings

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You masochist.

big anime tiddies

"I wish I posted anus" - guero

gross

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Time for gaem then work.
Later gators.
Gimme dem (you)

aw MAN
*guitar solo*
I'm gettin...
Too old fo dis shit

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I LOLd irl

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i dont even like the game i jsut miss you and ian
and you two are stubborn and wont move on to tf3

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wow very very bad post, fam. try again.

Never had a bad trip. Every time I take 2 tabs I'm immobilized, which is a good thing. Listening to music basically always helps the direction of a trip, and it doesn't hurt to have a nice sound system. Also smoking pot while on LSD basically always sends you off in a good way.

god I wish it was mushroom season.

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What is this? This is not cheesecake.

Show me the link!

Speaking of not impressing much.
Hi Tuschi

grow your own shit fam

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bedtime. farewell.

I do not possess the patience to learn that. I also learned some waste of space plays it, so I am not too thrilled about the caliber of people I would see there.

Same for me I thinks. Sweet dreams

I hope you enjoy that shit btw

gn

fuck you die

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What's that supposed to mean?

I fell asleep early, woke up, and now just drinking hoping to pass out again.

yikes
thats disgusting

what's the best anime, luka?

whenever bae, I...

youtube.com/watch?v=2ODoRHrFfe0

I can't comment on that, but I like mushroom hunting as i'm in an active area with cyanesenc and shit.

it's not even something you learn though :c
it's literally the most casual moba ever
like casual arena shooter'

which waste of spac e tho

NEW

cow boy bebop

I just cannot deal with it. This one

All year is mushroom season in Florida.