This guy

GET ME A JOB XBOX

reddit mirror and that shitty cult show on hulu

this is kino though

I wanted to kill him the moment he went batshit

Actually, Aaron is a friend of mine. You're a fucking idiot. You have no clue WTF you're talking about.

Obviously, you're a living room sofa film critic

you don't know jack shit about the CASA or Aaron's connections to it, or anything about his management company.

Go play another video game, dude

TYPO*

the CAA, not the 'casa'

the CAA is the Creative Artists Agency

They're the ones who actually coined the phrase 'youll never work in this town again'…..

seriously…. they are the agency who coined that phrase

and they mean it

If the CAA doesn't approve you, they'll blackball you in Hollywood, and you'll NEVER get another job, not acting, not directing, not even sweeping the floor on a movie set.

it's people like you who spout out opinions without having any knowledge base

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Not at all…..

I'm implying that you don't have a drop of talent in your entire family lineage

I'm implying that you don't have what it takes

Tell him my wife and I loved him in Breaking Bad. Also, please extend my compliments to your uncle who works at Nintendo.
t. I know ALF, personally

I'm simply implying that some people are born to sit in their living room watching TV and complaining

While other people are born with Talent

Those of us with talent get hired You by big names like Warner Brothers to be art directors for ZZ Top, or maybe land rolls in Breaking Bad for AMC

People Like Us don't have time to sit around complaining in our living room about what we don't like on TV

(I'm just giving you a hard time)

Pedophiles are cool

Here's an underage girl I fucked named Kaitlyn

Underage chicks rule, dude

I can't believe you are too afraid to admit you want to fuck an underaged chick

You should join a pedo cult

wink wink

Teenagers are the shizzle

Trust me…..

You don't need to pretend that you don't jack off thinking about little girls, dude

My advice?… Simple…

You should move to Hollywood, join a cult, and find a three-year-old girlfriend

He was pretty good in The Path. I enjoyed the first season, it was all about this cult undergoing a succession crisis and they're also being investigated by the FBI. Dropped it at season 2 when a major plot point became about housing migrants, fed up of every show being some whiny writers soapbox at the expense of the actual plot

Filtered, nobody cares about your lolcow roleplay

….that way, you'll be surrounded by other pedophile cultists, and nobody will even notice that you're fucking a toddler

See ? … You truly CAN be happy

Lol@ you thinking ANYBODY gives a flying fuck about whether or not you read something or don't read it

……..you're a sexless little fool

When an adult male is incapable of convincing a female to invest her life into his, when he's SO lackluster that not even one woman will fuck him or give him the time of day, when there are over three BILLION women on this planet and he can't even convince ONE of them that he's even vaguely interesting ?……

…..NOBODY gives a fuck about him…

… That man is instantly overlooked no matter where he goes….

That's YOU, loser………….

you're SO god damn inept, that whenever somebody else actually has a girlfriend, YOU grasping for straws and claim that 'the other guy is actually a girl pretending to be a man'…

You're probably THE biggest failure I've seen recently

a real fucking loser

When it comes to farming laughs, it's fair to say that you've plowed your way through HUNDREDS of them behind your back throughout your sexless little pitiful existence…

The most painful part of your life by far was defined by the day girls stopped laughing behind your back, realizing that you weren't worth the effort of waiting, and simply started laughing directly in your face as you approached…

If you want to know the value of a man, it's really as simple as seeing how many women that man has taken to bed…

That's what truly gauges a man's charisma and masculinity…

If women don't find a man worthwhile, it's a safe bet that he's not worthwhile

It means he's BORING

it means he's unappealing in every way

Of course, effeminate creampuffs like you will attempt to minimize the importance of women's opinions, claiming women are engaged in an 'evil conspiracy', in which they only select certain elite 'chads', and plot against 'the truly good men' like yourself.

I bet you even call women stupid, predictable, trendy, bitter, jealous, worn out catchphrases like 'roastie' and 'stacy'….

These ridiculous catchphrases are the 'Mantra Of failure' implimented by sexually stunted social midgets like yourself, desperately trying to justify your own laughable self-imposed failure.

Im also certain you're the type of douchebag who calls sex 'degenerate', and always has a rationalization waiting at the ready every time somebody stops and notices that you don't have a girlfriend or a wife like the other guys your age.

Yeah… Farming for laughs comes naturally to a dweeb like you.

by the way, you seem to be obsessed with 'cults'….

Please tell us why the word 'cult' is such a trigger for you, Little Guy

hey you…..

Yeah….. YOU…..

I said "you seem to be obsessed with 'cults'…. Please tell us why the word 'cult' is such a trigger for you, Little Guy"

AGAIN, BITCH :

WHY IS THE WORD 'CULT' SUCH A TRIGGER FOR YOU, LITTLE GUY?

Whose titty is that? Faith?

Redditors and normies with Netflix accounts.

….a fan of mine….

I'm an artist and musician

Aaron has been in over 70 television shows and movies….

Once again, if you want advice on cooking gourmet food, DON'T ask the owner of a dry cleaner… If you want advice on parachuting, DON'T ask a french fry cook at McDonald's, and if you want advice on the entertainment industry, DON'T refer to somebody is only experience with the entertainment industry has come from sitting on his sofa in front of a TV set…

And if you want advice on women and sex don't ask a delusional /r9k/ tripfag

BURN

JohnnyNeptune doesn't know it, but he's Zach. Everyone is the same person. And that person is Zach.

I thoroughly enjoyed both seasons of it.

Isn't he cucked or have some always relationship with his GF/wife? I know he shills for McDonald's on Twitter or something and he post cringe shit about his GF/wife.

cuck this, cuck that, blah blah blah

Chad this, Stacy that, roastie this, normies that….

no wonder you can't get laid

Lol @ says the sexless child trapped in an adult male's body, spending his empty days and lonely nights vacillating between video games, anime and porn…

…to the married former stripclub DJ who's literally fucked over 600 women and teenaged girls….

right ?…..

R I G H T ? . . . . . . .

lol your fails are nothing short of monumental

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The happa is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a pleb, troll, manchild, 4channer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a happa and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

"BURN"

I can picture an acne riddled pubescent dork trying to develop facial hair sitting in his bedroom in his Mommy's house, wearing a WWE t-shirt, greasy stringy unwashed hair, Star Wars posters on his wall, grasping for a rare opportunity to 'connect' with another human online, finally 'reaching out' to some faceless, equally as failed sociosexual novice, typing out the idiotic mantra: "BURN"

wow

Classic.

…..lol @ how TERRIBLE you dipshits are at 'reading people' online or in real life

weird

I've LITERALLY met 7 year old girls who are better at it than you

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I have to admit it's pretty clever writing

……….repeatedly typing 'zach'

……….when it has absolutely NO meaning to me whatsoever…..

N O N E . . . . . . .

genius…..

you may as well be typing 'zblmblphtrhlmph'….

fucking idiot

That's exactly the kind of thing Zach would say. Nice try.

You're fooling no one with your act, Zach.

stop being zach, zach.

Talk shit, get hit Zach

. . . . . . probably THE weakest material I've ever seen . . . . . .

failing to realize that if you want to 'insult' somebody, you need to use references that they UNDERSTAND

…….and assuming that I'M one of you losers, thinking I actually live in your desperate world, using your STUPID little 'cool catchphrases'….

that's typical of you……

when you ASSUME, you make yourself a sexless faggot

Perhaps this would be a good time for you to go play some more Zelda

faggots

"That's exactly the kind of thing Zblmblphtrhlmph would say. Nice try"

lol @ how out of the loop you are

weird as shit, dude

so… tell me…..
WHATS YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S NAME?

seriously…. tell me…..

I always enjoy a good laugh

gay as shit

faggots

and I DON'T mean 'namefag', or 'tripfag', or 'thisfag', or 'thatfag'….

I meant exactly what I said…….

F A G G O T S . . . .

as in: video game playing, socially stunted sexual rejects….

living a laughable existence of epic loneliness….

falling asleep all alone, night after night after wretched night…
and waking up in that same bed of desperation….
completely alone….
A L O N E . . . . . .

having been overlooked by every female they've ever met
with countless dozens of those females laughing and snickering behind your backs…
your parents having given up on you a long, long time ago….

and the best you've got is 'zach' or 'happa'
lol
hahaha !!

my wife is laying right here next to me
she and I are going to say this together
"FAGGOTS"

goodnight, Sallyboys……. we're going to watch 'The Disaster Artist' again, then fuck for a while, then crash for the night…

sleep well, Princess

I won't tell you her name Zach, but she's surely not Alison. We both know she's engaged to Ryan now. You're a cuck Zach

Fuck. What do you think Kevin Spacey did to him?

>it's a kevin spacey gets porked by aaron paul episode

OH NO NO NO

Back….

The Disaster Artist is great !!…

hilarious movie… If you haven't seen it yet, you're a complete dick. I bet you guys haven't even seen The Room yet.

guess what happens when your entire life is spent in your bedroom playing video games ?…

latent homosexuality, that's what…

that's why none of you have wives or girlfriends. you're clueless about women.

Aaaaannnyway………

My wife and I are gonna fuck around a little bit now.

you dudes have fun!!

LOL

how are your kids doing JN?

HAHAHAHA can't make this shit up

My kids are doing great….

My son Jet is about to move in with my wife and i

one of MANY reasons why I get laid and you don't:

I don't know, nor do I care what 'shitfu' means.

I don't use stupid latently homosexual catchphrases

never have

never will

never

Another sign that you're a video game playing, out of the loop LOSER:

you still haven't seen The Disaster Artist

Stop shilling that flick Zach

is gay and so are you.