Why Hollywood Won't Cast Leelee Sobieski Anymore

New queen of Holla Forums?

hooktube.com/watch?v=fzl7qu1LGtw

Didn't she demonstrate she was batshit insane live on television after 9/11?

Do you have a link?

I'd still go to wicker island with her even if I knew I was going to get bee'd and then burnt alive.

What do you mean?

How have you never seen The Wicker Man

I've always loved Leelee, but this backstory is pushing her over the top. I'm not sure Holla Forums deserves a queen of this caliber.

Her nose looks like Trent Reznor's nose.

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You're right. Holla Forums don't deserve her.

what is Eyes Wide Shut

She didn't get naked for that role and was still a virgin at the time

w h o
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no but she might as well have. you can see all of her body in that film, so she doesn't get to act all high and mighty

Are you joking?

Wow.

Are you shitposting or serious?
He's a famous musician, he's most known for writing the song Hurt. He did tours with David Bowie and everything.

She wasn't acting high and mighty though, she was just saying that after being cast as skimply-clad eye-candy a lot she decided that saving her body for her husband's eyes only was more intimate and special to her.

And he's afraid of Americans

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That sounds like she is reading a poem

Bad slam poetry does not decrease her beauty in any way, just makes her cuter tbh

>she causes ? lots of bloodshed in the name of God
What did the filmmakers meant by this?

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Well, the jews knows what's up with relationships. If you're ever lost, study how they act, don't listen to what they say because they are liars.

A timeless warning about the dangers of reverse traps?

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because she decided to take her time for her couple , Jewfu really 💙🙏

Oh you talking about the remake with Nicolas "NOT THE BEES" Cage? No, I watched the original

fuck you Trent

she's the real sweetie mvp

too pure for Holla Forums
i will imagine holding her hand only

I would have loved to marry her not convert to her botchered dick religion

butchered *

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Fuck you kike and I can still date Lauren Cohan

hand holding with Leelee
You back the hell off.

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;_;
Fuck Eyes Wide Shot
my fetish;_;

You can tell she really loved being knocked up

She has the angelic bone structure of Joseph Merrick.

butthurt hater detected

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I thought she looked pretty close to depictions of Jeanne d'Arc I've seen before.

Best Joan of Arc movie ever made tbh.

Pure poetry that a good actual christian girl plays the famous Joan of Arc.

Coincidence or Divine Providence?

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I thought she was darker than that though?

oh boy

POST 'EM!

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eerie

😤😠

Holy shit @ dat snout.. 😍😘

😧

I'm just kidding user, she's literally perfect.

cute!

Best Joan of Arc kino is the Passion of Joan of Arc.

👨🏿 🍆 😍

That'll be the day.

big ol milkers XD

I agree she's far too attractive to be the queen of Holla Forums in cy+3, but we can still imagine a brighter world where a Leeleepost greets you opening up a thread on Holla Forums

Yes, let's have mentally sick losers ruin something else.

LOULOU SOBRIETY A CUTE
A CUTE

Why you always pick nobodies like Roberts

Could you name a somebody, please?

I wonder why she made this pic then. And for who?

For Big Harv

The plot (among other things) thickens
good lord she's hot

big ol milkers OwO

so nice

moar leeleewds pls

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Sadly, that's the only one I have…

This: makes her insane?

I guess I'm stark raving mad.

That guy was clearly overreacting some poetry

You've failed me user

With a face like that? I think not.

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Looks like a young Helen Hunt. What's wrong with that?