Hail lord Satan~

Hail lord Satan~

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shock collars seem a bit mean. and it robs you of the pleasure of spanking them.

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I love you Satan~

So ungrounded and carried by the wind
Cute


Haha I need to leave now damn it


hope you learned your lesson


Hail Satan in all her glory~

n-nhh..

british

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Neggé

Thats good. I was scrolled for minutes...

ELMA

I am have off/home hours between, that did sound crazy heh. By that I am in tomorrow... then monday... Been in for like a week or something... day here half shift there.

If my management had their way I would have given up my tuesday off... Even though I already worked 2 of my off days this past week.

Can you get yo pokemons go?

AND serious, you pick up owt neat in past?

it seems it might actually want one, though.

Hail Mrs. Stanley.

Did I do this correctly?

later man

...woof

I mean,
who says you can't spank them despite the shock collar?


W-what's the lesson?

ooh lol Well that makes it a little better then :p

I'm not getting pokemon, nah.

Nothing cool yet. I tend to sleep through them sometimes too.

well, maybe if you keep being good.

a fair point.

how do i red text? make post go boom?

TESTING BEEPS

*hugs* Ugh I fucking missed you!
Work was good today. Cleaned the shop with my boss and talked about killing arabs and running blacks over with trucks


Post smug and you get licked

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Distracted
bbl

Woof !

well rin we might have to start looking for shock collars.

You can talk about that stuff with your boss and still be fine?
I sooooo envy you

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Damn I hope you wake up in time for next one, you might find some rad deals, like the Ark of the covenant


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I'm posting smug?


Well, what size are we looking for?

TESTES

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I don't know. I'll leave that to you.

Woof woof woof

What's that?

If it keeps being good, sure.

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better. I guess you've proven you can do it. you can talk again.

I think it's proven itself.

oops lol
8ch.net/faq.html

its

Arigato

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I found this.
etsy.com/ca/listing/177130799/stainless-steel-shock-collar-bdsm-bonds

i didn't know you spoke japonise

yikes. even I think that looks like a bit much.

the thing indy tries to get in an indiana jones mewveee

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Go big or go home doesn't apply to collars?

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Highly recommended item for anyone training a strong-willed slave. I've had heavy steel collars and I've had electric training collars and this is the best of both. Would buy again and will be getting more items from this store. The creator is obviously a very skilled welder and metal worker. Definitely NOT some garage workshop hobbyist. Skilled craftsman with a passion for creating deliciously devious things, it shows in every cut and weld.

they are just so cute. it's not right.

I just feel like it would be important to find one that's comfortable the times when you aren't shocking them...

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I forget, you dont watch movies.

I wanna kiss chino

Nice

Post dongo

yes.

Gomen, gomen.

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You're so good at osu master

osu.ppy.sh/s/82

To be fair, it's shown a bit of a problem with obedience.
We might have to shock it constantly for a while.

lol it's nearly 9 years old I don't think it would be good :c

I guess you have a point. very well, it'll be the probationary period collar.

Hail satan

That image makes her look like a villain.

I selected it with care.

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Thanks what on earth are you talking about this thread o.o

osu.ppy.sh/s/295225

u-uhm... Nothing master don't worry about it

it tries to fill the void when you are not here with others.

You shouldn't be so dishonest if you want to call him master.

I was talking to him on steam the whole time

Hail our lord satan


Woman*


What the fuck lol

that makes it even weirder.

AND NOW TO MISUSE MY NEW POWERS

[var someFunction = function(x){
console.log("your mother, not you're mother");
}]

damn 4chan feels good.

:stopmaster:


That doesn't make it better

...you interrupted my diddling for this?

How ?!

I would never lie to him

how come we dont post on Holla Forums anymore? i go there sometimes and feel bad cuz its a porn and t-girl spam site now.

You literally just did.

I love you master

The banhammer and its inconvenience.

...lurking there as we speak

Your scripts are untrustworthy

bosley.com

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what a slut.

lemonparty.com

An user name Bebop was a mod on 4chan's Holla Forums he would ban our threads 24/7 like the fucking bitch that he is. Then for some reason people band wagoned with BadFox and started coming here. Now Bebop owns this board

I am not

This better be a dox

Please, don't slut shame.
Call him a deviant instead.
Or a degenerate.

lol

I'm not clicking it you fuck

I am neither of those !

trust me. I know slut. and you are slut.

what made you think I said it with a negative connotation? it's not like I'm not one.

you're all three at once.

I've changed..

Silence dog.
Unless you intend to speak in dog.


Fair point.

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you did, dont lie

here's another pic for u

4 u

well look at you. all aggressive.

I'm not allowed to play along anymore

How do you mean?

Who said we were playing?

the first part of your post.

I don't wanna keep going I love subtle

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I mean, if he wants to act like an
animal without morals,
who am I to object?


Then you shouldn't lie to him, dog.

exactly.

can we put desu down

*takes the shot

I Googled the FUCK out of it


Of u*

I do not

well

lol

lol...

sama takes the shot of cum

nice double lol blood-chan :D

Why not just keep cucking him until he dies of loneliness?


You kinda did.
Like, straight to his face even.

and while on steam with him, apparently.

That really just makes it worse.

that shits cray.


start a thread for avatars there and see what happens

yes, congratulations on understanding the point I was trying to convey with that post.

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naw nigga dats gay

who are you?


I learned by lesson from when Alice dox'd me


Thanks babe


Bebop will always be a piece of worthless shit

There are 24/7 "waifu claiming threads" where the same set of people talk/circlejerk

that wad looks hot

starts randomly jacking it

hmph

Teach me how to be less oblivious, sempai.

shouldnta put it out there lol

that's true. I did wonder why the mods let those threads slide. maybe enough time has passed.

im this guy

yw

a bit of a tall order.

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Bitch works fast


Bebop*

Mods don't care

i dont go into those they sicken me


your gay uncle is gay

Who?

♥hillary

It's okay,
you can beat the lessons into me if you must.

lawl

its a pretty quick process... under 10 mins

bebop is a mod on Holla Forums?

I don't think this dynamic is going to work out.

can we bring back george bush?

i still don't know!!!

Just like he's a Navy SEAL.

jr. or sr.?

HAIL LORD SATAN!!!!!!!

what a rich, fulfilling life he leads.

both... in the ass at the same time?


fucken witness'd

I figured it probably wouldn't.
Maybe I should beat you every week I don't improve?

I -think- they might sometimes get banned?
Idk I only lurked for a while


I wanna be Rusian :c

SATAN!!!!

STOLEN VALOUR

...disgusting

Ever since then I couldn't lie about where I lived -_-


Yes, 100%


Bebop?

We've descended too far into irony.
Abort.
Abort.
Oh god we're in the death spiral.

that seems like a decent idea.

it seems like it would be difficult at this point to uproot everyone and get them to move back.

no

Stop this !

Our lord

Hey Sci

there is no depth of irony I will not stoop to. bail out if you must, but I shall press on. pussy.

and where do you live?
id, ssn, address, cc and civ

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helloooooo

Soto's the beta MC.
You're the fat girl he's dating.
And Desu is the gay friend that's jealous.

PRAISE SATAN

I wanna pet ikt snaek

LMAO

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this is my chosen path.

DaBronx


Hey baby


That picture is fuck'n weird

I'm a Bronx girl

wuddup

You almost seem eager.

post your deets so i can fukken dox u

I'm not sure if this your personal heaven or hell.

no. not at all.

me irl

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neither. an endless void like my life is best described as purgatory.

blood is a mulatto girl with guy harmones replacement living in the bronx pretending to be a 15 yr old lithuanian chic hows that working out for ya booya calling it like i see it keep it real 420 swerve yo

I can lose weight easily

It's time to go fellate a shotgun.

I love you more than words can describe master

I suppose I could. it's so damn easy to get a firearm in this country.

nah pritty told me what you look like. she was quite detailed about you and your IRL character.

I'm sure you can burn of those 7 hot pocket dinners easily.

why are you using this adulterous language

but then who would post smug faces and make sarcastic comments around here.

lol good good

It's your only path to redemption.

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Then why do you lie to him?
You should tell him to his face that you bark for anyone who'll command you.

there is no redemption left for me. might as well stay the course.

kke

I will not bark for anyone but him

no. only me.

like I said. not everyone can be a good dog.

Past behaviour dictates otherwise.

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well ok then

Don't shame Desu for being a complete fag.
Blame his daddy issues.

Sush

blame desu's daddy

giving orders now?

Search your heart, and you know it to be true.

Well um.. Can I ?

The only person for my heart is subtle

you know what you did.

That doesn't mean that you haven't been barking for me and Hentai-aho-chan all morning, and last night.


Called someone out?
Or for forcing that image upon user-sama?

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you might not realize what you did.

See, this could have been avoided if you had just not lied to the man you claim to love.

But I don't want Grim to know where I live


I'm Russian and a quarter Mongolian (i know, weird)


What do you mean, jellybean?

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Explain it to me, sempai.

hes lurking at your bathroom window right now

fur plz >>>/go/

the moment has passed.

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My bathroom doesn't have a window

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Significantly better.

oh... must be ur mums then


lol


pft fiiine

then how do you get strangers from craigslist to watch you pee from outside your house?

the original post that started this particular chain just sounded a lot like something I would say.

tfw no master

Oh.
I may have been overthinking it.

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you most definitely were not guilty of overthinking. no one here seems to have that problem.

We all live in the same apartment lol


I don't live in a house!


I know right... I miss Kanra...

if you let them in they murder you, dumdum.

ill guess right one of these days

bummer. this economy, am I right?

Swallow every ounce of your pride and ask Kanra.

I kinda feel bad for people who live in houses

All that house work must drive you guys crazy

i miss him

all i ever wanted was for him to hold me down and use me a little

this is a good point. apartments are self cleaning.

sounds like he wants to swallow every ounce of someone else's pride.

*semen

konosuba ova pl0x

Probably.

don't be crass.

apartments are definitely better

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I already know what building you live in fam

Are you drunk?


Yeah... you're right. I live in a very far left liberal city, the rent is through the roof and it's almost impossible to find work


Fuck out of here, he's my master

At least I don't have to mow a lawn and herd cattle

nailed it!

Nooooooooo no no

No


Me?

nope... gotta work

whoa

Are you at work now?

yes

notchet

nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=824091

But Kanra's semen would be like the nectar of the gods, the forbidden fruit of knowledge to any lesser being and instill so much pseudo-intellect in someone.

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you make a compelling argument. now I kinda want some.

No it's bad... you won't be able to blast music or smoke weed whenever you want


What's your job again? I forgot...

Lol Grim would get jumped if he ever came to my block

Copious consumption of it made Kanra who he is today so would you doubt its efficacy?

Why?

i exchange goods or services for currency

it even works for himself? that's just impressive.

He's not known by anyone here

What goods and what services if you don't mind me by asking

the kind with intrinsic value

i do neither of those things so apartments are better for me

Would you ever question it, you philistine?

Very dank of you!

certainly not anymore. I try to learn from my mistakes.

keyword there being "try"

Isn't Kanra's miracle from drinking his own cum more than drinking magic cum?

Did you ever steal anything valuable?


Ask long as you're not loud you should be okay.
Where I live a lot of African Americans blast music and smoke weed in the stairs... Thankfully the Puerto Ricans check em

no but i did exchange a few things..

That's Alice's Kanra

Yes, that was the joke.

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I've read this several times now and it still makes very little sense.

Loco you are scum.

damn typos... it's hard typing on this keyboard

damn dog he finna merk a nigga

I'm saying his cum doesn't make one a pseudo-intellectual.
Drinking one's own cum does.

He missed the entire point of the "joke" being that it's just auto-fellatio.

im out... work

Tell me more about your job in detail


Kek

I've never claimed to be a clever little girl.

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I only know about it incidentally.

Grim

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You just "accidentally" left your mouth agape and didn't mean to point your penis at your mouth, right?

It's not my fault, it's just
you know.
Sometimes you're having a good time, just beating it,
and then you're cumming all over your face,
and some of it gets in your mouth
and you're just wondering where you went wrong.

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