Do you remember your first Holla Forums fap?

I sure do.

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s. my h.

The North Dick remembers.

tinytoons :/

The naked vampire chicks in that Van Helsing movie from 2004. I still get this weird boner whenever anything has a girl vampire in it.

Which episode?

Wew, it's sad because I can understand.

can't be too sure. i recall one part where one of the bunnies wagged their diaper in the other's face. A shameful fap to set the tone for my life of shameful faps

Shameful dubs checked

That's really nice

oh wow, that was my best dub combo yet

nice pic

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I was 11 or 12, Major League 2 kept coming on tv. In retrospect the actress wasn't even that attractive, but something about her bitchy attitude and the context worked for me.

She's an evil owner trying to sabotage the team. The coach motivates the team with a cardboard cutout of her where every time they win more of her body is revealed. At one point when they're leaving she has an orgasm. The combination of picturing her naked and the first time I'd seen a girl pretending to have an orgasm did it for me.

cumskins dug their own graves

Showtime porn.


underage as fuck

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Lurk more, newfriend

I don't masturbate.

Me neither.

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sage all degenerate threads

god bless tittymax in the 90s

looks more like tittymin

Why do her shoulders look so broad in that second pic?

I liked pic related a lot when Eyes Wide Shut first came out on vhs.

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My first fap were also naked vampires, but the ones in underworld

The fully clothed vampire bitches were the best part of Underworld tbh

superior hamburger fap coming thru

I'd fuck it

What's that?

I think it's some SCP.

That woman is Hungarian

see filename

Except it's not Ronald

you callin me a liar?

A liar and a scholar.

But Zita still has no talent at all. What she do nowadays? Porn for Kovi?

Does anyone remember that movie that ends with some boy out on a balcony overlooking a beach jacking it to some topless sunbather while his mother with some friends are in the kitchen talking, then he cums and the dogs comes and licks it up.
Yeah that.

Happiness. Also see Storytelling and Welcome to the Dollhouse, Solondz is a true auteur who gives no fucks.

lul found this scene, can't find the one i'm looking for though, the trailer did have the sunbather so it looks like the right one I think.

His movies are always top notch

No thnx, cunnyposting peaked in 2015

My older cousin forced me to jerk off while Pretty Woman was on TV. Ha said he'd stab me if I didn't do it.

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I always liked the bar chick with the huge tits (gif related)

Sorry I didn't get your gay meme, faggot.

reported

$$Reported for Gayness general $$

my first fap was to scrambled porn on the spice channel

not really, but there was this movie I fapped to in 2006 called "it's a boy girl thing"

it was rated pg-13 but somehow got away with showing tits and bush in a shower scene
and later on showed the main girl's pubic hair

what's weird is everytime I look for a copy of it again it seems to be censored, ie the screen is cropped or blurry.
But it really took me by surprise.

I forgot to add, I wonder if the movie channel somehow got an uncensored version that was never released elsewhere

Even the DVD which I rented once for fap material seemed to be censored. Very odd.

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TIME TO NUT

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