Hail lord Satan~

Hail lord Satan~

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It's creeping me out because that's the same face I put when I want something done irl and it usually works

I do >_<
You can only cum inside...me

I'm poop... baby

._.

naisu getto da se

niggi!

rin is really aggressive about it, too. lots of threats if you don't send them.

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GarEE, please.
We know you're gay,
but I don't want your nudes.

Shhh, that was supposed to be a secret.

Same, actually, lol.

this. kinda want to email my penis now so he doesn't rage and beat me up

oh right, my bad.

disregard those last two posts, everyone.

he's cute

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Why do people fall for the simplest manipulative tactics?

not gonna lie she could turn a gaybo

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Oh yeah I've always thought she was beautiful too. Too bad she's a RINO

Ow

I can't believe you don't remember me even though we went to the same private school

If I say you are cute, you are cute

Because I'm not sure anyone in this thread should have it.
It'd give it credence, and also be remarkably funny to me that someone got my email just for this.

hm...should do the same too?

Wait what happened?

Is that a fact? Going to call you a slut nonetheless.

hmm

Am I cute.. ?

you're playing right into...her hands, you fool.

that strong jawline tho

Good for giving head

o lawd

that and a cute adam's apple are the best traits in a woman.

i cut class every day and smoked cigarettes with the cool kids.

who are u

I dunno.
It's weird if you go from accepting the spoiling to actively resisting.

I've just never really liked it, so when I ask people for something, they know they can spoil me without fear.

Fair enough.

I won't question it then, lol.

Hmm.

I have two worth mentioning.
And, like, a million others that haven't been checked in at least 5 years.

rin thinks that anyone who calls out his slut ways MUST be garee

sounds like you're the one who should post your email. lol.

ur cute

What the hell... I wish I cut too... I'm Blood-chan!

Ohhhh I don't like being spoiled too... Like when people buy me games on Steam and stuff..

inb4 a walltext about how he has only cybered 3 people this month

r-really?

Nah, because that's playing into it still.

But it got boring because people clung to it too much.

I I'm a thief

if only three than I don't think slut is the right word. more like lazy.

hmm

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stop spam

please be nice. cybering via email is a lot of work for rin

I have someone who finds excuses to buy me things.
and I get annoyed every time.

I'll accept this one.

ohhh... u... hai loli

hows.... things... and shit.

should really switch to im for that.

precisely.

jeez we have another luka

the waiting is the best part

I'm bored.
Gonna bounce now.

no

Is there anything you do want?

Really bad actually... I got rejected by the Marines for a second time and I don't know what to do with my life

waiting too long will kinda kill the mood though.

goodbye.

Not at the moment.
Be seeing you.

check your inbox

just sent dick pic per your request

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oh he only fake left

v.v

classic rin move

god this thread is terrible right now

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Leave her alone...

lol

I feel like if I wasn't so lazy I could write a book on the psychology of the little things people around here choose to put so much energy into focusing on.

i want to touch it

it's the only redeeming quality you have

post nudes. fix it.

ikt's dong is massive tho

What lil things?

IKT is a worthless peice of dirt and should void their "life"

too lazy to list them

it almost needs two of his tiny chink hands to hold

Can you name one at least? :p

totally agree
but that dong tho

awww.. why did u fail?

the anonymous poster making dozens of posts about rin. obsession with people's dicks. obsession with people's possible obsession with people's dicks.

if only we could just keep the dong and kill the rest of it

BC didnt get into the marines because they are lying

BC would NEVER lie

I didn't fail! I'm physically fit. My psychologist told them I "shouldn't be allowed to hold a rifle"

Heh... there's nothing wrong with a good dick...

Wat

HE IS AN UNDERAGE GIRL YOU INTOLERANT TWATBAG

What are you talking about? I lie all the time

when did I imply there was?

you telling the truth is confusing me

I... I don't know...

I have a compulsive lying disorder... I want to tell the truth but it's very hard..

oh yah.. that does mek sense. maybe you could ask them to give you a desk job. be a 9-5 go getter.

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kinda sad that rin finally went to bed at noon. he was amusing me how he pretended like he didn't care

No I want to kill people...

Ew is that what I look like?

baby steps

stop fucking looking at me like that

what the fuck

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I've been trying...

If I'm bleeding on the sidewalk and someone asks if I need help I would compulsively lie and tell them "no"

hay baby

I think I should go for a while...

that's more pride than lying

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jesus christ why is megyn kelly so damn fine

but we're having such fun, you and I.

I guess I'm full of pride ^.^ please tell Niggy I love him, bye bye

babe please...

FOX News chooses the best MILFs for high ratings

No no no I'm leaving... bye..

farewell, auusfn:50

@niggy

BC says that he loves you

auusfn50

do you oil your dong? is it insured?

maybe they prefer lilith. they could say hi to frasier for me and pick me up some tossed salad and scrambled eggs.

im trying to figure out if hes still loli

he claims that he is 17 now

please what?

hes an ok guy i remember when he was 8 yrs old and used to post icarus.

he says that when he was 15 he was actually 12

ree, etc.

the only people who believe BC is a girl are creepers like out admin and grim

our*

okay, then i'm a creeper

we all know sci, lenko, and bebop are creepers
but grim doesnt even think bc is a girl
nobody smart does

im wicked smart yo u have no idea

congrats

heyoo

why does he constantly try to get blow jobs from him? i guess he just doesn't care. kinda like how he found out that luka was a dude and still tries to cyber him. quasi homo tbh

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i dont think anything you say is based on anything factual user

oh shit nevermind it's tp
nothing he says ever is

tp is a very wise man

ok erio.2

PROVIDE PROOF

literal autism

boo is nothing like erio

how could i forget asking for evidence is an autistic thing to do

thread really slows to a crawl during the day, huh

yeah during the day it tends to be either a) slow as fuck or b) europeans in their own world which i dont get it at all

the jobless have important sleeping to do

those lucky fucks.

gonna fake leave

byeeeeee

so if the jobless are sleeping... but we're here in the middle of the day... then what are we?

typical jobs don't have work on saturday so we're in the clear.

so much shit to do today god damn

didnt know it was saturday ;_ ;

so much to do
so little time

I frequently forget what day it is too. it all just blends together after a while.

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what the fuck VC

you had one job

and you fucked it up

are you employed?

stop being a neet

anime needs to keep in japan

yes, I am. that does not really help much other than to remind me when the weekend is though.

shNEET

good morning chocolate daddy
i havent slept fam

BC is a girl if it wants to be. pronouns and such. gender today is a more "fill in all appropriate check boxes" than a binary thing. even though thats all total bullshit your either a man or a woman or andro, but when in fucking rome.

this thread is pure shit all of u die

the thread has really good periods

people just dont really gather when theres a lot of shitty posters posting

yeah we suck

lets date are u cute n legal?

hello tech support whats a cheap cherry mx blue keyboard

thnak u

both

youre not one of the reasons

im muddafuggin BLACK
and im angry as FUCK

damn

fuck off blm

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u wanna take a spin on my light saber boo boo kittens

i bet you dont even know the last part of my name

wo w thnaks i ddint know

fuck u man i wanted PEOPLES reccomendation not PCGAMER.COM reccomendations

fart off my man...

go to egghead not ask here

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BLACK LIVES MATTER NIGGA OOGA BOOGA MUFUGGIN RESPEC ME NIKKA

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some type of black cat name?

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reported

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Stop beating your girlfriend

BLACK LIVES MATTER MUFUGGA RESPECT MY SKIN NIGGA YOUS WHITE ASS CRACKA MAFUCKAIN SLAVE OWNER YOUS DA DEVIL HONKY

dam thats a lot of dubs gimme sum of dat magic stick

please people post any OC niggy avatars u hav saved tanks

haha raped

Cant fiend hayley niglice pic the struggle

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gxcb

kkhkhgkh

n,

last

wow tnkx

oh god i was so hi when i raped i mean drew that

yea...

i guess..

were's bart i know he kept all the pics i gifted him unlike Scooterdoots

bard doesnt even post yui anymore
can u believe that?

what is this world coming to

um i guess so? who are u even

..eh was here last night, pretending to be his sister

I have it, fucker. Just not at the computer

he's got like a 6000+ image collection of yui pictures or something and he posted her forever and now he just stopped doing that and started posting memes. i can't believe it.

you don't know me.

im gonna make a yui folder for myself

hello,

this is scarlets cister

ama.?

does she beat you too

you better not be at ax next year bitch

oh, I misread your post. bard does still post yui in between the memes.

sass mouth

i proll do

how do you get toothpaste back in to the tube once its squeezed out

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BUT NOT NEARLY ENOUGH
i'm stealing her i swear to god

you're way before my time.

Somethings never change

i may,

sos

sycj

( , ) ( . )

u muthafucka

oh... ok. this is fine. thanks

my question is why is one nipple erect and the other isnt

good luck

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its pretty normal for one to be bigger than the other so i didnt question it...

you're such an inspiration
i really need to come up with a name for you

not very stimulated.......

:D

good luck

call em !mirAcLEz...thats pretty original

u really are kind of a bitch. u know that, nihil-san?

fuck darwin man... don't even remind me of that guy, pls...

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Darwin is fucking pedo

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why are keyboard prices the same forever

but mice prices go down a fuck ton

reeeee

yeah i know. why don't you go after darwin? he legit draws in children to cyber-rape them

Doesn't everyone have Bern's trip by now?

everyone is a fucking pedo according to scootaloo aka horsefucker

...no reason

literally who

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i thought i did... but that fucking pass tho

#+ÔÓ0—u%’€

i might have effd with it and lost the orginal

w-woof

Sama is a diddler

everyone is a diddler according to scootaloo aka the horsefucker

yup

user-sama could diddle me.

Good boy.

You may speak.

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WHAT

..thank you

oh hey look at that. guess it can learn.

bernkastel...

Looks like a fun thread

ef darwin is he not dead yet

why the fuck would you encourage rockso

what?

that dude looks gay as fuck

I am not an it

I wonder who that really was

I can confirm he is not, I just played video games with him last night

hey diddle diddle

say it in dog.

u wish u were, freak

why do you have a premade image with my name lol

Because Sci.

its not. its actually acutely wrist-slitty boring

if you find out it would be a !mirAcLEz

it wasn't premade

How's your day been?

rockso?

Hey, fiddle fiddle, here come the diddle~

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my neck size is 17.5

just sayin'

Sama y u mad as fuck though

thatt dude was not a dude, however the other dude was a dude... dude

classy

everyone is mad as fuck according to scootaloo aka horsefucker

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS TOO

It's oki I have to leave for a little bit soon though

Can I get you this instead
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Daily reminder that it's not a hate crime if they're fur, or black.

rockso is that manipulative faggot who just """woof'd""" for you
he's just trying to steal your money he's worthless get rid of him

well that non-dude looks like a gay as fuck dude

*diddleyarino

that doesn't sound like what a dog would say. guess I was wrong.

You know what would make it better? Cocaine

I see what you did there

You'll find the memer of your dreams to collar you one day, I believe in you

Gas the furries

dude... i know

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you made and posted it in 1 minute 30 seconds or so

plenty of time to make it I suppose

*bah dum tshh

yeah and i didn't save it either i just copied and pasted it

guess it can't learn.

its pretty easy to tell who is a girl and who is not

bern and alice, both dudes. scootaloo, a woman. a charming, leggy, elegant woman until she gets on her period. its the pms cycle thats his *cough* her giveaway

i stay in the opiate collectives now

Thank you~

U-uhm..

My quest is neverending.

I'm a cunt, so unless he plays the really -really- REALLY long con, he's not getting shit.

oh my godddd

Give me measurements of your head, dog

youtube.com/watch?v=4J5Jbg_r6UU
why even live

why are all ponyfags depressed as hell?

drop that worthless sack of shit

still waiting to be proven wrong.

Look, its that time
Jeez niggy ffs

mmmm yes

woof

Rare

well look at that. good boy.

because they're ponyfags, chances are their life and mental health isn't exactly spectacular.

what the fuck is wrong with you stop

Shut up faggot

I think you have a misunderstanding of Desu and I's relationship, anyway.

See what I mean?
It's hard -not- to want to dom him.

I'm here to amuse me. not you.

yes, you have a good point. it's amazing, given my usual...position.

not linking replies is so déclassé

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Thank you..

I'm sorry

don't remember saying to stop.

he pretends to be retarded for attention and you like it. i can only imagine the reason for that is you are actually as retarded as he pretends to be.

Ay lmao

anyone still a pony after all these years is either mentally tarded and brain ruined or... well, thats pretty much it.

I do not care how I get my amusement, only that I get it.

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you know.

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I heard this is where we come to Hail Satan

@1155357

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yes except i think its "stan".

you can do it.

Do you even link?

i kinda feel for em... it's a sad state for a man to be in

do you like music nihil-san

@1155361
this is actually pretty funny

dad

YOU HEARD RIGHT
#satan brofist

Fuck Stan
Fuck him in half

awoo

yes.

HAIL SANTA!

@1155368
(you)

It's saturday.

I-oh.
I hail satin.
I think I'm in the wrong place.

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woof

link ~three songs to give me an idea of what kind of music you like

s-sorry sir

there it is. keep it up.

Satin is pretty nice tho...

Fuck yeah burn churches!
What's up Sama?

a
w
o
o

youtube.com/watch?v=7WDkdZ6QvXY

youtube.com/watch?v=s_8DDOL20Go

youtube.com/watch?v=W773ZPJhcVw

i really dug their whole FTP (fuck the police) attitude. it was very stoner rebel sick in a proto-punk / anti-establishment way.

but then it also very much wasn't.

oh you know... just praising satan

also having a cafe', tryna fix this cam i borkd

and diddling because it annoys scoots

SMASH

LIKE

BUTTOON

what exactly is diddling?

LIQUID BEAT FNATIC MAP 1 LET'S GO NA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

do you kiss your dog with that fucking potty mouth sister?

i can spare about $3.50 in keks

fuck the scoots, acquire more diddle

*cliccs like

the way people act out the stupid anime/moe dom vs sub thing is only second to furries as being the worst parts of this board

okay so you're a classic rock kinda prog rock guy. i can dig it. though i don't care for simon & garfunkel. do you like gentle giant?

this is a mislink right

girl fapping

never heard of them, but from this description I'm guessing I'd be very likely to enjoy them.
link a song?

Sounds like good times
Just got off work
Scoots is fun to mess with

Wanna smash?

If only I had a sister
I'd kiss you with my mouth tho~

not sure if being sarcasm or wat. i was replying to about ponies. did we move on and segue? i cant follow this thread anymore im too stoned.

YEEEAAAAAAAA I JUST WENT RUNNING AND DID ONLY A MILE BUT IT FELT REALLY GOOOOOOOD ALSO IM BLACK AND IM ANGRYYYYY

Stop that

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USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

i think its like tinkering only with special eyewear and very very small tools...

???
profit

yes... yes he is

oh japan...

heh this was good. well done MFF

haha so true

haha so true

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YEA ALSO AMERICA IS DA BEST COUNTRY FUCK EUROPE MY NIGGGGAAAAAA

awoo s a

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N-now say it in d-dog!

from three different albums
>youtube.com/watch?v=b0E3nqEGmcw
>youtube.com/watch?v=BTet3C_afKA
>youtube.com/watch?v=GQlB6bDKqjE

oh
well i have no idea about the pony culture if that's what you were talkinga bout

woof woof woof?

Stop that !

yea... your #blacklivesmatter is at an 11. i need you at a 7

-licks your neck-

Am mad

listening now.
already sounds pretty nice.

You're better at this than Desu is.

I know how to follow orders.

BLACK LIVES MATTER MY NIGGA OOGA BOOGA WHERE DA WHITE WEMEN AT

they're fantastic

Stop what, dog?

Probably a good trait to have in today's world.

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only a minute or two in and I'm inclined to agree. thank you for this.

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or just if you're submissive, sexually.

thx for the (you) fam. im collecting for autism awareness

Are you a bot?

I really need to praise Satan some more today
So tired tho

You....

any time. you recommended cool anime so it's an even trade.

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no white women...

me?

good deal.

prayse lucifer all day errday... boooong

WHAT THE FUCK YOU MEAN NO WHITE WOMEN

Do you want to say something?

Also true.

also try the bands camel and egg if you don't know em

ttfn nihil-san

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none... zero, nada, zip, zilch, nul

My name siri

indeed.

ta ta for now.

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lmbo xd

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GIMMIE DA WHITE WOMEN DEY GOTS TA BE HERE MUFUGGA I KNOW CHU AINT TELLIN ME DEY AIN'T NO WHITE OWMEN HERE WHAT DA FUC

i don't get it

*pokes* Yes you....

Praise Satan with a bong
Like Electric Wizard?

yep

(cheers in japanese)

what about me?

lol... never gets old

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mr lizard want a hamburgar

I wanna be the dog

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you can't even bark properly for more than one post. you fail.

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Now say it in dog.

Hmmmmm
hm hm hm
I like you

I'm going to lick you if you keep doing that

Should get him one
With bacon and all the toppings

wonderful.

Woof !

now prove you can do it for more than one post at a time.

Onii-chan~!

D-doing what?

Good dog.

youtube.com/watch?v=sIyOUnsGsUE

this early hand out of praise is why it can't follow orders properly.

Woof :c

so far so good. but can you keep it up?

lol sike black lives dont matter... deal with it

You may have a point.

*hugs* I'm glad you like it

Hnnnnnnng

Never mind you stopped
Lucky....

You remind me of Cheeseburger Eddy

For how long !

yeeep

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I know how this works, even if I prefer to be on a certain side of it.

see? already ruined it. you don't ask how long, you do as you're told until you're told otherwise.

*pulls a mcdouble from his groin, hands it to you

you enjoy that...

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Am robot?

it's okay. not everyone is cut out to be a good dog.

lol run fatass ruuuun

oh my godddd

I'll follow your lead then.

are faggot...

Good afternoon, threaders~

woof woof~

Sup

as you can see there might be nothing for it. it simply isn't capable of being a good dog.

this one, however.

humans are scum

Just had to fucking do it you baka
*licks repeatedly*

*pokes* How do you feel about me?

Hahaha fucking Sama please
it's too perfect

Sup slut

You may have a point.

Was walking around the neighborhood hoping to find a yardsale or something, but nothing too close today apparently.

Starting my mountain of laundry finally.

How's your Saturday?

Sama, why dont you fuck off and go enable some diddling you gross white cracker mtoherfucker.
Just go jump off of a bridge.
Drink a gallon of bleach.
Look for garEE
Neck yourself.
JUST FUCKING CUT YO WRISTS
You are a lying sack of shit with no life
GET OVER IT
you lost
I win.
ALL I DO IS WIN.
Just a jelly virgin cunt.
Aint my fault you got sickle cell
DONT HATE THE PLAYA MAN HATE THE GAEM
you just lost it.
Faggot.

WOOF WOOF

this guy. this guy gets it.

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:3

lol youre british

I worked, then came home and laofed. Feels aite. Working til tuesday. Bleh.
Yardsales common round yo area?

Your're***

I have no strong feelings one way or the other. if you continue to poke me that will change, and not in the way I suspect you would like.

it's sad, but what can you do.

doing it louder won't make you better at it.

lewd.

good work.

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tl;dr

Ouchies. I couldn't do your long hours, mang.

Uh, yeah, pretty much every weekend. The weather is kinda misty today so that probably has something to do with it :(

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L-lewd.

Get a shock collar.

that pic made my day w00t

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youre acting like a real McAsshole...

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I am have off/home hours between, that did sound crazy heh. By that I am in tomorrow... then monday... Been in for like a week or something... day here half shift there.
If my management had their way I would have given up my tuesday off... Even though I already worked 2 of my off days this past week.
Can you get yo pokemons go?
AND serious, you pick up owt neat in past?

haha so true. im glad im a thought cloud entity. a white thought cloud entity.

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