Why weren't there school shootings at hogwarts?

Why weren't there school shootings at hogwarts?

Voldemort is a stunted growth school shooter. There is no way all his troubles wouldn't happen at his old school grounds, otherwise.

idk Draco & friends became terrorists in book 7

Because literally every faculty member was CCing an assault wand?

The burger wizarding schools had regular school shootings, Zachary Hasbrouck was known for shooting up 47 kids because he was unable to learn magic.

-Book 1: Psychotic teacher abuses students
-Book 2: A monster that lives under the school (that the staff has been aware of for many years) emerges and targets students based on blood type
-Book 3: The school is placed under martial law
-Book 4: A student is killed during a mis-managed sporting event
-Book 5: Students begin arming themselves against the established authority, the school is placed under martial law again
-Book 6: School headmaster is assassinated by a tenured staff member
-Book 7: The school is assaulted by a known terrorist that the established authority completely ignored in order to win more votes from a placated populace

A school shooting would be a minor problem at Hogwarts

American wizarding schools are an MKULTRA psyop

because the gun bins work, mutt

Hitler's right as usual.

Why didn't people at the school use their magic powers to rape each other?

everyone shot their load inside Ginny

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There are no guns and assault knives in Britain.

also guns are electronic so they wouldn't work at Hogwarts anyway.

Who needs bullets when you have Avada Kedavra

The fuck you just say about my mom?

lol wut

Every teacher had a wand, thus every teacher had a gun

Real schools could learn a thing or two from Hogwartz. If every teacher was armed there would probably be a lot less school shootings

He means that any sort of muggle technology would be rendered ineffective by the wards placed around Hogwarts

It's genius.

fact; most mass shootings in America have happened in no gun zones. Churches, nursing homes, schools.etc

Daily reminder it's a

GUN FREE ZONE

Be free, guns.

That i'm going to stick my wand in her and kill her with green lightning.

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It's almost like spree shooters fear retaliation from people with guns. 🤔

How do they shoot with no gun?

Is that why most of them end up shooting themselves

Did anyone honestly want to fuck Ginny though? She's so boring, and creepy. Luna Lovegood or Ching Chong were more appealing.

Most of them an hero because they're too pussy to pay the price for their actions.

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luna was top girl and everyone knows it

Book Ginny is confirmed to be very hot. Book Ginny also had a black boyfriend. Kek

Pretty much this. There's something very attractive about a blonde girl with a strange and misty personality.


Ginny always came off as a weirdo in the books to me, but I guess she was supposed to be a hot weirdo. Gingers always give off this strange aura of creepy to me, but I'd probably still choke her with my dick to be honest.

are you cool or not?

She aged poorly. Looked better back then.

her dad fucked her tbqhmyfamalam

That's just a straight up porn name.

stating the obvious

Icky bad.

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JUST

Yet again, proof that there is no God.

There is a G_d, but he's Jewish.

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Wow Stop Eating Any Time

I think we know where everything went so wrong.

no niggers in hogwart

Did a polyjuice potion make you a violent retard if you used it to become a nigger?

Diversity is Hogwarts strength

But I thought that you weren't allowed to bring guns into no gun zones!

reminder that Ginny got BLACKED by Dean Thomas in Half-Blood Prince

I'm not a racist so I don't care tbh

;)

She's the type of girl that turns my dick into concrete.

My penis

what a faggot

You're a faggot

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reported for homophobia

Everyone was busy blowing loads in hermione.

Yeah. What's the problem?

reported for being a nigger

Okay kike.

I love this. I love the idea of Hermione being the school slut. I imagine her being so desperate for acceptance that she could be easily pushed into getting on her knees or spreading her legs or even bending over and taking it up the ass from anybody at Hogwarts. And given that they're the alpha house, I expect it was mostly Slytherins fucking her.

tbh when i read the books i always pictured her as a bit of a social outcast with only a core group of people who liked her. like only a handful

but i always pictured the teachers adored her. if anyone was going to fuck her i always pictured that she would have a fling with one of her teachers. she was a slut for good grades. i could have easily seen a teacher telling her to get on her knees for extra credit

I love the idea of imagining emma watson selling her body too.

I always pictured her as an unattractive, scabby kind of girl who gravitated towards Harry and Ron because they were all that was left at the bottom of the friendship barrel.