WHOOOOOO'S GONNA PAY FOR THE WALL?

why though?

BC disappeared.

no but they actually ded bcuz of you
come again laterhopefully all the good ones are sleep

Hmmmm ask Au-USFN:50
She should be in threads sometime today
If not you might be SOL

Red = commie

Overthrow the establishment etc

y-you want me to be a commie?

Dan niet hè.

No, never mind, is lame rehashed meme.

do that gif to me
she's so cute

*pokes* English please ikt

But I'm not a Tsukiko and you're not an adorable Yota.

Never mind then,

is ikt actually so braindead that he doesnt think AU is bc

Everyone always tells me my voice puts them to sleep. Someone told me I should record myself reading books or some shit for people

still best girl
thats prob my fav gif

You might not be but can't prove I'm not!

au-au-au.com/

Everybody on the internet is a 30+ year old FBI agent hunting for 30+ year old NEETs.

Here come dat Choi

streamable.com/m1kr

Daddy and Mommy say they'll put me through college to be in the FBI some day!

And there I thought it was the anime Choi.

*pet*

Time to shove stuff down my throat.

I hear sirens a few streets down and they're getting closer. I bet I look weird walking/running around at this time.

>///

Giving up already?
Damn shame

Have you see the anime or manga?

I don't watch anime

you always leave.. v__v

Yeah
Wanna know what happened the first time I watched it when it was on Toonami forever ago?

Sure :3c
I know after the first episode I went and watched all the subbed before the episode
First manga I fully read too

Okay so this was like 4years ago back when they had just brought Toonami back and everyone was HYPE
I followed them on Twitter and they hyped up Deadman Wonderland HARD

When they were doing the first episode
I turned that shit off thinking it was an SoL
literally like 5seconds before everybody died and it started to get good. I finally watched it again last year.

Never read the manga and watched it subbed too

...

Hahaha I rewatched it with my friend while fucked up
First episode he was like "oh yeah this looks alright so far. There's the homie and the gf"
Then Shiro came along was like nope.gif

Good times~

Shi-chan has the biggest dick ever!

:)

lmao have fun

Wanna see mine again?

-kisses you hard on the lips and run away-

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Don't group link me

baka!

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it's okay because you're cuute

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but.. is she a mute..
very difficult

oh you do actually flirt with bloodchan bebop

lmao

i was questioning myself for a bit

I'm tired as fuck and can't even tell my right hand to move up and down correctly

Going for a jog, bbl

also I said I hadn't in 3 days when you said I did that same day :^))))

but i think you did that too at this rate

I'm very specific when I speak.

bai

Hail Satan

hail taxi

Mexicans will build it for free

Show Shiro cock and cock dimensions.

l e w d
didn't ask for mine ;~;
goodnight

Yours wasn't legendary, but feel free to announce it.

HAIL SATAN

Why do people laugh at me when I run like this through school

all these old screnshotsss

also one of grim being severusly upset because manaka got gold

Are these subs even accur8

I think people laugh at someone running unless it's on a track or tread mill
Even then....

Wait till Luka gets gold
Then he'll an hero

As accurate as you

shy white girl and tough mexican girl seems like a good tv show

sterf

Whos best girl tho?

Kinda like the shy autistic white girl

baii

Nuh uh, it's all mine

Hey there ^^
How was your jog babe?

tfw eating whatever you want because stronk metabolism

*pet*

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tfw will never be fat
sup ikts

skeet skeet skeet

Loodz like how autistic is it from a 1 to 10 if you don't know how to do something so you use a doujin as a reference

it actually worked tho

Ohaiyou

Morning Fuji

...

How are ya?

wat

It's all good man
I use porn as reference to all the anime you weebs are watching

What did you reference?

Good good
Bit sad because I have to leave now
Stay awesome and sexy~

=======================
Work time
See ya everyone
bbl in like 5 hours maybe
Being serious is for suckers

My friend super fucking drunk Day 1 of AX
He pretty much blacked out and missed on the whole night, when the party at some hotel was crackin

So lulz tho

I needed help with foreplay

First time in my life
Well, sorta

Watching the Konosuba. You?

LOL which doujin?

I just picked up a gift for a birthday and grabbed something to eat! Now it's just more lazying about.

The OVA is so fucking lulz dude
Be sure to watch it right after you finish the series

Sound is so much better

dat YAMETE tho

Ah, lazying around is nice.

Sure thing

Telling you would blow my cover lmao

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ikt sama notice me

I saw that WebM on a >>>Holla Forums thread

deja vu

link

I hope this works.. I really don't know how to link boards >>>Holla Forums6600756

That was a manly voice.

Sleep is probably death.

i'm jealous

What would you do if a cute Asian girl looked at you like that and asked you to murder someone?

Uhm all are games going to gradually move to VR?

I don't wanna play vidya with a tiny screen in my face

Can I be the cute Asian girl asking someone to commit murder on my behalf?

Sure but I thought you were against murder

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Well, y'know, when someone's cuddling up to your man, y'gotta step in, right?

...

...

MPC HC + madvr + super resolution master race

I have a competent receiver.

...

Someone was cuddling up to your man.. ? D:

I can't into YouTube atm :c

Why do you choose to suffer?

._.

I choose quality.

Well, she said hi.
But you have to nip the bud before it grows, right?

Its good to be Caesar.

Well, I supposed that's alright.

Its good to be Nord.

Choose one, please

A-are you asking me to kill someone for you?

hi

Why can't I do this in skyrim

y tho

...

I plead the fifth.
But if you ever wanted to try
I know someone who no one would miss.

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ikt come to AX so i could hook you up with traps dude

Me....?

ok

Of course not.
That stupid slut who thinks anyone cares,
who kept coming on to my man.

where is that new anonymoous??

Jiggly tho.

Smuganon/Hentai-aho-chan?

yes!

That picture is starting to freak me out

Your mother

So you're just going to ignore me?

[. . .]

Shit taste in viewing experience.

THE CABBAGES

The usually show up a bit later.

I really like it.

Is this entire show an RPG parody

what the heck do you mean usually
he's been here like two days total

I don't know if it intends to be or not,
but it is.

just liek your life lmao amirite?

He's been showing up a bit more than two days total, Sci.

not to my knowledge. btw thanks

?

Look at the screencap again
You've never seen something so perfect

Why...?

Nice

lmao yeah

'sup

Your face is perfect.

hey babe

I self conscious about my long eye lashes...

My recollection of time may be bad, but it isn't that bad, I swear.
I'm too lazy to go through a week's worth of threads to find when exactly he started showing up, though, so I'll yield.

It's possible uses can match almost anything I say.
And I feel like it's hard to take anything with it seriously.

It is not formally a parody.
It never goes anywhere, btw.
Because of that useless goddess.

tuck me in rin

Do you mind if there's cum on them

No spoil.

Fun = guud

tuck

If you're anywhere further than episode 1 you should know that fact already.
Lol.

tuck me in rin

I'll just be a copycat Megumin in Skyrim for the sake of EXPLOSIONS.

Sssssssh, you spoiler.

don't call me that. how are you?

another victory! hahaha!

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It's a good thing Im stuck with Windows 8.1 :^)

tuck

My next DnD character I'm going to be a Sorcerer, take Fireball, and only ever use that and metamagic.

BECAUSE EXPLOSIONS.

Y-YOU'RE A SPOILER!

You're a victory.

[. . .]

god Im so hard rn

As a filthy fail trap tranny, you know I'm an expert in the tuck department. :^)

You don't have 8GB tho

talk shit get hit fucking gook

dw Rin i finally have some decent experience in foreplay with traps so I already know how to get you riled up fam

I'm not a roof korean

you will need to be soon

ayy

lmao sucks they are being worked harder than spics in poland

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Soto, I feel like my expertly crafted, trademarked, bad joke just went right over your head.

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user!

sci

So according to thew doujin, after the kissing I shift down a bit and start kissing on your neck and pull down your pants but leave your panties on and slide then to a side and slip a finger in

That's barely step 1

when the heck do you sleep? do you sleep?

I'm not American.

wat

didn't notice the 7 hour period where I wasn't here?

go eat your kapsalon you fucking fat inbred gook

no i guess i missed that. i might have been asleep.

i watched erased tho. it was really cool
it's like a lot of the same concepts that new re:zero show has but it's actually good in erased

You covered like four steps in that alone.

yes, it's a very good anime. glad you like it.

the candy thing was kinda dumb tho

have you watched any of that re:zero thing

have you tried parasyte?

So does that mean by step 4 I'll be 16 steps deep?
Whoa dude, hopefully you dont faint

no. my anime watching comes and goes in stages though, so I'll keep it in mind for the next time I watch.

no what's that like

dont watch it
it stinks

whats gonna be the difference between fighting niggers here and sandniggers there?

youre still gonna be on your roof with some ww2 rifle shooting a bunch of savages

Of course I have, silly Hentai-aho-chan.

I'm a parasyte on humanity every day of my life. :^)

I am nothing if not resilient.

oh and
same

:3

I barely see any non-whites.

it's a horror/action anime about invading alien parasites and it's pretty damn good. try that when you finish erased.

I can't really tell if you actually didn't know what I was referring to, or the fact that I wasn't talking to you. but I feel like you're confusing yourself with that luka person.

dont smile at me like that fag
or else ill want to hug you

I'd break you tbh

already finished it
that's what i was saying
i'll put the alien anime on my list i guess thank u senpai

I could tell both;
I was taking the piss.

Please, Soto,
there's no way you're big enough to break me.

you finished erased in one day? impressive.

it's too early for this nonsense.

*pet*

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you have low standards. how long have you been coming here btw?

I don't know. this time around...3 days?

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cool thx

YEAH I KNEW IT
SUCK IT RIN HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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You said two days, you slut.
I said it was definitely longer than two.

Get rekt.

rin thought you'd been here for weeks or something

you people find weird things worth talking about.

-rin 2016
i was way closer and you overshot by a mile
i'll say again

SUCK IT

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just as worthwhile as any other topic. i eat now. seeya.

see

I just felt two days was inaccurate, fuck, man.
Don't put words in my mouth.

I mean.
What do you expect no-lifes to talk about?

You're reading that in the wrong way.
With that I was saying it was definitely less than a week.

You goddamn moron.

fuck u faggot i win
always
bye

good luck.

all kinds of things. just not anything truly significant. which is very much the reason why I come here.

i miss dark souls 2

Drat.
See ya.

I was talking about asking someone to murder someone for coming onto your beau earlier.

my what now? who now?

Beau refers to someone's significant other in this usage.
Usually male.

well I'm mildly interested in finding out who that person is for me, since I seem to have been kept out of the loop on this.

I was using "Your" in the general sense, there.

as if often the case I emerge from a line of conversation with you far more confused than I was when I entered.

I don't know what part I should be trying to explain.

past experience tells me you trying to explain it would obfuscate things even further.

Apple Rumors

iPhone 7 will have 3 flavors: 7, 7 plus, and 7 plus pro. pro will be about 7"

minimum storage on 7 will be 64gb, going up to 256gb

a new apple patent uses infrared to tell your iphone to lock up it's camera during concerts and at movie theaters, though it's unclear if it will be used.

a florida dude is claiming apple stole the iphone design from a patent he filed in 1993 for some digital brick thing, he never payed the fees and the patent was considered dead in 1995. steve jobs once said "we have no shame in stealing great ideas", the dude thinks this was specifically about his patent.

many people still use the original iphone, and say that while it is masochistically slow for modern apps, still works perfectly as a phone, has better life in it's 9 year old battery than brand new iphones, and has the nicest form factor of any iphone. apple may look backwards in future designs because of this.

iphone 7 may have 3D touch on the home button.

the 7 plus pro is expected to be the model that uses the dual camera patent.

the company that makes apple's A* chip line expects a big revenue spike for iphone 7. this may mean the A10 chip is a massive improvement over the A9.

it is possible the iphone 7 will ditch the space grey colour for a new "deep blue"

HOW MUCH TURNS OUT TO BE TRUE? EXCEPT FOR ME FINDING THIS STUFF SLIGHTLY INTERESTING, DOES ANYBODY ELSE EVEN CARE? FIND OUT THIS SEPTEMBER AT THE IPHONE 7 LAUNCH AND KEYNOTE!

they come out with phones too quickly.

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post dick

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dick butt died in 2014

funny funny
but let's move on to the real thing

okay.

erin, please

can i be of assistance

send me a picture of your dick on steam
maybe include face too
your face is cyoot

it's amazing to see a pro like boo in action

oh gosh

r-

really?

idk...

ITT Erin avatars as Dickbutt.

i dont actually want you to if youre not comfortable with it

i just figured youre really blunt with these things and wouldnt mind helping your boo out ~

lol

what did he mean by htis

since when

since you randomly told me after a tinychat that you would want a threesome with me i guess

the plot thickens

psssst

i lied

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W-wait..
People lie on the internet...?

rip this flirting session

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sorry not sorry

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give

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It's someone else's folder.

images seem pretty easy to share.

Nice cocks.

thank you

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Probably Lol

fine. who is authorized to give me the images?

omg it's far too late to order a fryup for breakfast

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Eat a kapsalon!

kinda want takeaway for tea now

what is them

Erin you need to get over it.

Insta-clog arteries.

or just make one yourself

Nin.

its not like she could even have a proper fryup anyway

no u m8

look at you

taking a little bitch strop

i've had cream cheese with more backbone than you

I see no problems in my future acquiring them.

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Only soft cheese is Philly yo.

The hardest part might just be getting a hold of him.

again, not something I see being a problem.

Get someone else to make you fry up, and assert your dominance.

Btw, do I need to be punished for last drunken thing?

I think I was a total dickhead, if I remember.

eat a vegetarian fryup, thats punishment enough

no one should be punished for drinking. if anything you should be rewarded so more people want to do it.

speaking of which, did that one person who was drinking way too much die? I'd feel slightly bad if they did.

ohwait that is a dik on dickbutts butt not a hand/glove

Tell him to look at his little sister more.

Tokai went to bed at the same time as me.
I'll know if he's alright tonight, probably.

Oh fuck me, why even bother living?

Disgusting.

It isn't the drinking, but the err... craziness I spout and stuff, and I think I was that person.
I don't remember who else was drinking with me.

This was in Thursday for me.

That artist does some weird guro shit.
I thought he made a shitty game too.

Quorn is pre-tasty.

oh good.

no, you weren't. it was tokai. you should drink to make yourself feel better about drinking.

Sarcasm is really hard to convey over the Internet

If you don't lenny face it, dumbasses like bebop might mistake for truth
/drama

ahaaa itis a pretty dank image

You're a bad influence.

STFU

I want you. :^)

yeah this is real accurate

I love how grim claims he hates drama, yet stirs shit whenever he can.
It is like he rubs his grubby curry hands as his plan for chaos comes off.
He is trying to sow seeds of dischord before making a grab for the throne.
The Game of Threads

I am.

Nice tits.

Niggas don't even sarcasm text

Tokai is stronk, he ain't gonna die.
He'll probably feel like dying but I'm sure he'll be fine.

And stahp it, I don't wanna become an alcohol. ;w;

Tbh, I drink as a sort of reset for the week and it is the only time I find new music and get away from videgoames and back on Holla Forums

You're into some dark dankness, my friend.

Hey user who is ashamed of his past

Wanna be in the list

Supply me some alcohol and I'll drink myself into alcohol poisoning with you.

colourful dankness is even better

ashamed isn't the right word, but it's close enough I guess.
what list?

it's the weekend. just drink, it'll make you feel less like an alcohol.

if you were close enough to me I'd actually take you up on that.

The one and only poster ranking list

Need a name for it though

I'm good. I don't need a list to tell me I'm worthless, I already know that.

i got s-rank right grim?

Whatever floats your goat my dude

No but I'm sure you got a higher grade

who is qt anyway

higher than s-rank huh? i better not be in your 'love' category with wish.

Friday is for drinking, weekend is for hard recovery and chores.

Or visiting family or eating lots and lots of food.

But mostly vomiting and sleeping from Friday.

im qt of course

who is boo anyway

Well that depends on what close enough to you is, then.

sounds like all that recovery and chores could use some drinking to make it less boring. drink up!

canada is not.

Pls no, I don't wanna all caps post angry nonsense again... my heart couldn't take it. ;w;

Shit.

it could take it...if you gave it what it wants...

booze.
drink buddy. drink up.

Maybe next time.

Scanner you are a mess

grab a drink

next time you're not in canada?

I CAN'T DRINK
I'm at my family's and they don't like me getting drunk here.

Wait next week, pls.

Not what I was going for, but sure.

Obviously family just needs to drink too.

all you have to do is slip away. you can do it. I believe in you.

what were you going for then?

drink your family

I forget.

hi loco

hi boo hi loco hi hi hi

Well... maybe just one little drink won't hurt...

DRINK YOUR FAMILY
SMOKE YOUR FRIENDS

just one little one, and then one more to keep him company. that's the spirit!

Rum will be better.
The stronger the drink, the smaller drink I can make, right?

see

Hey niggy i thought you were dead

good on you man i'm glad that's not the case

Oh, heavens no.
The stronger it is, the bigger it has to be!

DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK

good point. and if you make them smaller, you can drink more of them!

13 minutes.

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See?
Makes sense now.

;w;

What is on the liquid menu?

yea man the usual human life span is 76 years, so its only been like 1 since we last spoke. luv u man.

THINK THINK THINK THINK

Keeps me from being even more of an alcoholic.

Beer with lunch. Not going to touch the heavy stuff until five.

it'll make more sense when you drink. as soon as my head stops hurting from last night I'll join you.

forget image. +1 to img limit.

not going to lie, that's pretty sissy. a real man just drinks and slaps anyone who tells him he shouldn't.

Scanner. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? If not. Drink. Do it.

NO! Plato go back to your cave! gah!

Beer is certainly good with food. Good choice. Brand?

You know what helps to get over a night of drinking?

Oh man I love this animu

advil, followed by alcohol when that kicks in.

konosuba?

I was gonna say a day of drinking, so get an early start.

why is megyn kelly so hot

Thanks for the opinion, whoever you are.

I got the "Guinness Blonde American Lager", just because those series of words is hilarious to me.

I should've just gotten Guinness.

soon. very soon.

Serena is top 2 best girl in pokemon

I BET YOU WATCH STREAMS OF GAMES YOU CAN'T BUY TOO

I got like... well, I got chores, and I always throw up on a hangover, so I don't want to upset my family with my drunk and hangover.

Who's best?

no thanks needed. just doing my job.

Yeah, excellent plot.

Who would you rate higher.

user, the world will be plunged into chaos if you don't nurse that cup.

lenko is top 1 fattest person in lifting culture

Is there even explosion magic in Skyrim

maybe I do.

I don't.

one of the best.

you bring up a good point. I suppose I'd better get started.

with mods I think.

Mhm.

There's mods.

May of course. Dawn is in the top 5.

It just shows the whole crazy craze that is the craft beer mania.
Cray cray.

Fair enough.

fug
fiery electro-wizard it is then

youre a mod

close enough

does ikt even have an amazingly gigantic schlong?

Crazy indeed.

I certainly hope not.

He has an average sized dong on a tiny body with tiny hands.

Glad we could come to an understanding.

Fair enough.

My top 3 are probably Serena, Sauna, Hikari.
May's in top 4.

is that it?

his eyes also shoot laser beams like cyclops that's why he's always squinting

now who's the bad influence

Claire and Wiona are up there too.
Elesa, and Valerie.

Who is Sauna? If I had to order them it would go as such: May, Serena, Dawn (Hikari), Elesa, Claire.

never seen his eyes. only imagine that they are squinty

...

man that's a massive wang

I fused Sana's Japanese and English names mentally.
Time to become an hero.

I am as innocent and pure as a newborn miko.

Sauna was my mind fusing Sana and Shauna.

somehow I doubt this is true.

ikt's last name is probably wang

But she's boring.

his name is Wang Hung Phat

look at what you're talking about

ha

...

well

No, it's true, it's true.
I just serve a goddess of parties.

She is, but she's really sweet and earnest.
And I just want to corrupt that so badly.

Plus, Serena's one of my avatars, and SerenaxSana is obviously Gen6 otp.

Back... bought winegums instead of booze.
I get enough shit visiting my family as it is,
I do not wanna add getting drunk to the list.

Ooooh, is that ikt dong?~

lmao

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you promised us you'd drink. you are a liar.

Donger.

Is it okay that I get a little turned on by ikt's penis

Pussy.

The more pure and innocent something is,
the more satisfying it is to corrupt that thing.

Yeah, exactly.

it's only natural. it is massive

It's perfectly heterosexual to suck ikt's penis.
'cause she's an Asian Loli, remember?

no

if he doesn't have to drink then I should be able to wait until my headache goes away.

kinda bet that rin stopped tucking

You are evil.

I'm just not powerful enough to be an alcohol.
Sorry guys. ;w;

How can I make it up to you?

by drinking.

>>>/lewd/

So the obvious answer is that he has to drink, right?

I am innocent and pure as a newborn miko.

By drinking.

it would solve many problems here.

D

R

I

N

K

literally emails every poster for dick pics

If alcohol isn't solving your problems
then you just aren't using enough of it.

That would explain why you ask everyone for nudes, whore.

Mean.
:<

K. I wonder how /lewd/ is doing, btw?

it's dead af cause of you

you are preaching to the choir.

you're the one who lied to us.

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[Citation Needed]

It isn't mean.
We're just looking out for you.

its actually ball so hard niggas wanna FINE me.

then it goes but first they gotta FIND me. apparently the nba fined him or something.

this is the point in the thread where rin doesn't think anyone will post his emails where he blabbers about how much he needs to see dick pics cause his life is spiraling out of control

Faurther proof that wogs are violent and rapey.

But /lewd/ was always dead!
How the hell did I kill /lewd/?

post logs

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kiddo soldiers been rapin and harrassing sexual like for always.

why would it matter if that were true? I'm genuinely curious. it's not like anyone here has a life that isn't a total mess, from what I've seen.

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boo are u still loli pls acknowledge me

Show me all the white rapers from afghan then!

have you seen lenko? he dead lifts fucking 400 pounds you idiot

I can do that too. over a very spread out period of time with small amounts of weight each time.

thats not really impressive. deadlift is just picking up the barbell

You were asking almost everyone for nudes the other day were you not?

LENKO'S DEADLIFTING ABILITIES IS IMPRESSIVE YOU INTOLERANT ASSHOLES

STRAWMAN

;-; Feel so left out

I bet if you drank you'd get asked.

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duh

who even emails for nudes lol, rin is fucking creepy af

not gonna lie pbuh im pretty cute

i imagine the subject line being "i need more~"

Maybe asked a couple people facetiously when I was still rolling with the bit.

I actually have any emails I receive filtered to delete if they have an attachment, though.

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that doesn't make much sense. your compliments on my dick were highly specific and accurate.

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