OH NO NO NO NO

OH NO NO NO NO

delet

He's more attractive than anyone here, so why doesn't he get a real gf?

Third pic is dumb, Emma generally doesn't date tall guys and has dated a half asian guy before if you're gonna meme on Zach at least stick to the harvested stuff that actually works and pisses him off

Do you think he faps to Watson every day?

You are way more autistic than he could ever be OP. You made like eight threads about him just because you think he shitposted at you?

Look how mad you are. Watson is confirmed based because of YOUR feefees now.

this

What's going on Zach?

kys all of you

More like board lulz

Probably. People who clamor about their 'pure' imaginary waifus are always the ones that constantly defile their image by masturbating off to them.

Sounds about right

Zach is gay.

He can't, he's a manlet.

A good woman is a saint in the streets and a whore in your bed sheets.

Emma will never be in Zach's bedsheet though lol

Too bad Watson is a whore in the streets and practically dead in the sheets.

5'6"-5'9" is the most desirable height range, so he's fine if he's in there.

This but unironically

Elliot was 5'9'' BTW

So, you're admitting HARVESTED pisses you off?
who the fuck keep tracks of who she dates, zachary keith hasbrouck


Christ Zach, that's some small guy rationalizing.

Relevant with him being half asian

When will they learn?

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This is your brain on childrens movies about wizards.

Who is this, how did you get a picture of him and why should I care?

Wtf is this webm

Some Potter movies are kino tho

t. small child

pleb tbpfhiykwimfam

Emma won’t date a hapa. She wants a man with a real dick. You might be able to fluff her boyfriends.

Remember when Emma was a cute teen?

I can see other kids kicking the crap out that soyboy..

Sad!

neither his prom crush

I was just pretending to be him for (You)s, but he's talked shit about Lynch and Twin Peaks in the past. He thinks it's shit because it's on TV, lel.

Emma already dated a 'hapa' (pic related). The myth that all asian men have small penises is neocolonialist garbage made by mad white guys that can't accept their girls are getting RICED.

Also implying SPH from Emma wouldn't be kino

If you weren't Zach I'd tell you you should care because he's been shitting up the board with his Watson spam and autistic whiteknighting since at least July, but since you're Zach I'll answer the other question: because you're too dumb to not dox yourself like a retard, Zach.

OBSESSED

HARVESTED
Glad you picked "OBSESSED" from me and stopped your retarded "RENT FREE".
Now accept that there's nothing wrong with being a national socialist or liking the 80s aesthetic.
Also answer this:

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that webm is auite possibly the least funny low effort thing ive ever seen


And yet he looks asian. Almost like those genes are dominant and strong like hapa men.

lol Zach

you dont even look asian zach, you look like a mixed race mongrel, which you are

you personify the 56% meme

Yeah, hapa "men" are so dominant and strong

Listen to the half-breed try to banter. It isn’t just your Dad, no one can understand you, sudocuck.

kino

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