Guys I just found a dinosaur in my backyard

Guys I just found a dinosaur in my backyard.

What do?

stroke cock

Woah so scary, so impressive!
SCALECUCKS BTFO!!!

That’s a chicken you dumb twat.

This. Super spooky tbh

Louis is that you?

kek

that's a black cock m8

Don't anger it!

chickens = dinosaurs, brainlet

You seem familiar with black cocks

One of us is very retarded.

What's heavier? A kilogramme of scales or a Kilogramme of Feathers?

The one with the capital K, duh!

That's right! A Kilogramme of Feathers, because Feathers are heavier than scales.

Inferior country detected. No wonder you want dinosaurs to wear the feather hijab

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WE HAD FEATHERZ AN SHEET

Lurk 2 years faggot!

More like Americlaps are more trusting of their Hollywood spielberg movies than science

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Nice try tbh

SHOOT HER!

Don't joke about feathers

Life…finds…a…way

Guys I just found a dinosaur in my backyard.

What do?

Reptiles aren't really related to dinosaurs tbh

That's clearly an alien! Be careful!

All life on earth is related to eachother.

feathercucks are all either arguing in bad faith or plain retarded

You're an expert on that subject no doubt.

2deep4me

True, birds are related to dinosaurs.

Autistosaurus rex

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I just busted a load to this video.

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TERRIFYING!!!

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I'm not going to give that glow in the dark nigger his first (you) but what the fuck. These niggers are having a slow day or something because this thread isn't event about children yet here we are.

CP? ON MY Holla Forums?

>when the coolest thing by far about dinosaurs was that they were warm blooded reptiles

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Exactly, the feathers kept the blood warm

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Make chicken tendies.

I don’t know your e-celeb shit.

Okay Ahmed.

Daily reminder that the archeopteryx is an ancient bird, not any missing link between birds and reptiles. We simply don't know yet.

Like turtles?

Were dinosaurs reptiles?

Fun fact : All dinosaurs were birds. The T-Rex was actually the ancestor of the Kiwi.

Fun fact : nobody cares

fuck off feathercuck

false flagging amerimutt detected
it's kilogram

Fleshbag detected
it's hologram

Left me blueballed, what a fag

what the fuck kind of chicken is that thing?

No idea honestly, stole it from /o/ on halfchan

Also there's an user who posts pics of his chicken in his car

Mega Ultra Chicken!

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NO! Shhh He is legend!

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Great advice Jeff Goldblum we should he wary of naturea and i-
*gets in the telepod*
*turns into brundlefly*