Hello to you meme loving fucks, are you ready for lots and lots of words? For the past few days, I've been running through everyone's favorite tumblr rpg, Uncommon Time.
Uncommon Time is what happens when tumblr writes a jrpg. Yes, that entails all of the degeneracy that statement suggests. Everyone is some form of genderspecial, and it's as if a petulant child created the universe's moral compass. Our collective waifu, Teagan, is listed as the fucking villain for rightfully putting these stupid fucks in their place. Here's the official site: dialoguelostloop.tumblr.com/uncommontime
Yeah, at least there was. During last year's streams, loli announced that he was bringing people together to make a fan sequel. No, I wasn't a part of that, and no, I don't have any updates. It is apparently still something that is being worked on, but the remaining team desperately needs new talent to keep it alive.
uncommon time was a piece of shit but I welcome the reaction images coming out of it
Aaron Johnson
They're great, aren't they?
Robert Butler
Teagan did absolutely nothing wrong and I really, really want a Lisa-like game where Teagan is MC and goes full buddy on all the retarded uncommon time cast
Get applegreen to do the soundtrack
Dominic Lopez
So long as these threads continue, I will also continue to expect some Teagan based game.
Logan Ortiz
I wonder what the creator was thinking when she created Teagan.
Anthony Jones
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Jace Thomas
I imagine a few things are possible. My bet is still on drawing from real life though. I forgot what the fuckup who came into the threads said about Teagan and FP's friends and the corroboration for a possible real life Teagan there.
Matthew Barnes
I remember when the real-life Teagan visited. The creator based her off of someone that apparently hadn't really been her friend at some point but had been someone she didn't get along with. Also the real life Teagan really was brown and /fit/ apparently.
Matthew Sanders
I'm not surprised that the whole game is projection.
Gabriel Price
Except for the brown and /fit/ part.
Evan Lee
We made it to the point of no redemption. Remember to remove Alto.
Bentley Harris
we hot springs now
Brandon Martinez
You just said real Teagan was. Game Teagan is fit and brown.
Ian Fisher
I'm more of a YEYEYE kind of guy
Zachary Foster
Shit broke and I'm too pissed to continue. BOnus Dungeons and sequel fix tomorrow
Justin Clark
If you were thinking of "Uncommon Time done right", here it is. It really is incredible how many elements they have in common. Was some spell cast during the development of Stella Glow that created a shadow game? Did someone meme so hard in 2012 that it resulted in Japan and America having the same idea (albeit with drastically different results)? We just don't know.
Camden Flores
Holy shit, this is seriously uncanny
Ryan Flores
I hope these are getting recorded.
Alexander Russell
I would not be surprised by finding out the author copied the whole plot.
In the same boat. Is anyone able to link recordings?
Andrew Young
Nah, although someone did ask if anyone wanted them recorded. Not sure if he did though. Today's was only about 3 hours, and all you missed was the due to final boss and beat final boss without bonus dungeons ending.
So sorry for not running longer, but I guess I'm not nearly as much of a masochist as loli was. My patience is shot, and while I can definitely continue the rest of the game, that random crash kinda pushed me over the edge for today
Aiden Moore
I never got to finishing that. All I remember was the anthem program was about to start, I had a lot of fun playing the characters that were to defend the gate. When it came to play as the witches I realized I didn't really enjoy playing as those units, and that if it wasn't for the witch songs I probably never would play them outside of sakuya. That or I just don't enjoy wide open maps.
Owen Harris
Ah, so the final slice of life segment was that bad. I'll have to hope I can catch the rest of the stream tomorrow, then.
Jeremiah Hughes
You get a bunch more new units after that, so give it another shot. That mission with only the witches is probably the most annoying one in the game.
Matthew Bell
I thought Teagan was based on Casca. That also explains a lot because both of them become retarded. Are there pictures?
Hudson Turner
I get a strong feeling you're wrong. My dick would never lie to me.
Josiah Hernandez
My favourite is Lisette, but even I have a hard time understanding how Hilda isn't best or second best.
Noah Wood
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Elijah Nelson
Anyone got more info on this?
Leo Sanchez
he impregnated his mother?
Zachary Campbell
This Think of a much bigger Old Camp from Gothic where all the houses are actually proper stone and brick buildings, not shitty wooden huts.
Anthony Gutierrez
been playing the mod since 2012. community is pretty dead though. standalone is fucking trash.
Jack Jones
Wat. Can you throw daggers?
Oliver Martinez
Bui's back.
Furfags need to be gassed
Jace Sanders
i want to FUCK alto
Oliver Flores
From what I remember, the dad hated that his son was being a faggot and reacted like literally every sane person on Earth does to the existence of trannies. The writer managed to fight through his mental illness long enough to make the dad’s lines believable, and so everyone who read the comic related to the dad more than the piece of shit kid.
Austin Miller
Do we have any photographic evidence of that? You know, for science.
Christian Hernandez
Thank you cake jew, I'll FedEx you another cake
Also, probably going to start a bit later than I have been. Expect something in about 3ish hours
Logan Johnson
but was she a bro?
Colton Wood
So… are we doing a stream tonight or what?
Lincoln Baker
Yes, definitely yes. It's going to start within the hour coming up now, probably in about half an hour or so
David Nguyen
Starting now at hitbox.tv/TeaganBestGirl
Cooper Nguyen
we're definitely going to finish this tonight. Think I should do the refinery demo next, or fuck off until next year?
Eli King
Do Refinery, faggot.
Aiden Reyes
Maybe save it until the full game comes out. We might even get to play it alongside the other game she's working on, guest starring EVERYONE'S FAVOURITE.
Matthew Ward
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Andrew Jenkins
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Andrew Fisher
different one if needed
Kayden Sanchez
Doesn't EVERY character's bio from that game have a variation on "don't make her angry" in it?
Alexander Jones
Thanks doc
Jace Diaz
Always keep that exoskelloteen checked.
Josiah Howard
So is it better or worse than Holla Forumsirgin Quest?
Liam Hill
?
Juan Watson
if you had to nominate heros for an 8/v/ game what would thy be. Mine would be crash from crash retold
Sebastian Hernandez
Yearly reminder that Saki is for sweaty sex in a room without air conditioner.
Joseph Martinez
That's lewd.
Jose Watson
Finally, it's over
Josiah Garcia
LET US NEVER DISCUSS THIS AGAIN
Zachary Jenkins
True ending and everything? Reminder to read Pittura Infamante afterwards, if so.
>Teagan tormented to the point that she tries to kill herself just to get away from REMOVE >Still better off than she was in the game really makes you think
Logan Kelly
are there lewds et
Charles Adams
Has the creator reacted to Teagan being best girl at all? Has she learned any lessons from this?
Jack Gutierrez
No. I think she's ignored us and these streams so she could keep in her tumblr hugbox and not have to listen to criticism.
Jason Wood
It has been a pleasure spending the night with you all. This was my first UT stream and it was well worth it. I'll play the game myself and I hope to see you all again next year.
Caleb Peterson
So faggots, UT has been shelved for another year. I still plan on doing bad games for a little while before fading back to being an user, but that does leave a coiple of questions:
Firstly, what next? The stream seemed to be at a tossup between RWBY or 7SU, but I'm open to more suggestions.
Also, I noticed that the person who wrote that scathing review of the teagan sequel fic also wrote some UT fiction of their own. What do you think of doing that as a bedtime story tomorrow?
Brandon Campbell
Thanks OP, you've been a trooper through the ~30 hours we've spent on this. Find yourself something to play that isn't Dragon Age Inquisition for god's sake.
Charles Howard
I'm fine with either of those. Neither is as bad as UT, so it'll be nice to watch something without being pissed off all through it. If the review guy wrote anything as messed up as Madoka dog dick fanfiction, it deserves to be read.
Evan Scott
Any of it sounds like a real treat compared to the shitfest of Uncommon Time.
Parker Lee
I quite enjoyed this experience, even compared to last year. While last year had a floodgate response and led to hilarious outbursts like pic related, the smaller scale this year led to a lot of in-depth discussion. I also enjoyed the Turing robot game or whatever it was, just for the results of the pronoun game alone, and Anonymous Agony was a gem. I am morbidly curious about Asagao Academy, but I'll just have to download that myself if I feel so compelled. Thank you for your tireless streaming and remember to sleep tight, pupper.
Juan Cox
Double dubs confirm; rest easy hero.
Oliver Garcia
That's starting to frustrate me in an uncommon time way too seriously, what the fuck. I'm supposed to be a dalish elf spying on this stupid meeting, so why do they not only immediately know I'm dalish as opposed to some randy city elf, but why am I immediately trusting and willing to go along with their bullshit?. I found this comfy NIS puzzle game, and that's definitely been nice
They're also both some of the worst games I ever played! You know the cast is shit when the only good waifu is the childhood friend and the rest are lolis and the other is a cunt.
I liked the shota jew though, but only because I kept imagining him with a big nose. Also I kept yelling "REMOOOOOOOOVE" whenever I saw Alto for the first few minutes of the game which made me almost collapse a lung, too bad the game is irredeemably shit.
Asher Brooks
Wait are we playing it or are you just looking? Also gonna shill a bit: >>>/rwby/ is welcome to everyone who knows that Yang a best.
Justin Scott
I fucking fell asleep again, so I'll say it here: Thank you for having been our conductor on this wild ride, OP. Don't know if I can make it tonight, so just in case: See you next mission, everyone. Oh, and did you upload last night's dramatic reading to vocaroo, perchance?
Kevin Green
so what does the tumblrette think of her game getting so popular with shitlords and her least favorite character becoming everyone's most favorite?
Also, it's funny how common it is to see people make "villains" who end up becoming the most likable, relatable characters who do nothing wrong.
Oliver Allen
It's a shame I missed the ending of the stream. I guess I'll see you guys tonight, we're doing an afterparty, right?
Carter Wright
You were a real human bean suffering through this for us OP. First time watching this trainwreck, all I can say is Alto a shit Teagan a best and see you niglets next time. Rest well OP you earned it.
Jose Robinson
Op please stay sane you did Holla Forums a service.
Isaiah Scott
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Ryan Scott
You can probably fuck the "aromantic asexual" out of her.
Asher Barnes
So… is some brave user going to play YIIK next?
Andrew Hughes
Is it wrong of me to actually be interested in YEEEEEK? I like the art-style and music. I just hope that it isn't… that it doesn't do the gay shit indie games do that makes them bad. I'm struggling to articulate myself right now, I don't know why.
Jack Walker
You can have a morbid curiosity for it the same way we have a morbid curiosity for Uncommon Time. I just want to see what kind of retarded shit they are going to put into it and laugh with other anons as someone else plays it
Brayden Lee
>implying she wouldn't wear only a tank top and panties to bed
Jackson Jones
I laughed too hard at this one.
Juan Ramirez
I dunno user, Teagan probably wears spats.
Matthew Roberts
But muh fetish
Robert Ortiz
I dunno user, tank top and spats sounds like it'd be a good fetish to have too.
Logan Cox
Please user I can only take so much.
Josiah Moore
I NEED BOTH AAAAAAAA
Okay, let's discuss something else. Delicious brown /fit/ qt ara
Aaron Allen
That only happens after you impregnate Teagan, user.
Alexander Jenkins
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Brandon Foster
Yes, but you should allow her to ripen into a christmas cake first. You should give her enough time to be able to live through an actually good adventure first so that she'll actually be in the mood to reproduce afterwards.
Jordan Nguyen
Wait a fucking minute, are you saying you wouldn't want to go on that adventure with her?!
Isaac Thomas
No, of course you should go on that adventure with her. But you need to go through it with her first to help her get in the mood.
Henry Sanders
She seems more like a one-piece kind of person.
Connor Young
But user, we're talking about underwear. I don't know if Teagan wears a one-piece as underwear.
Logan Lewis
Alright good. Also you don't just knock someone up on first meeting, even if you take responsibility.
Jack Hall
Reminder that Teagan has Western European blood.
Xavier Ramirez
Reminder that the Irish have been the secret anti-jews for centuries now, starting with Andrew Jackson.
Matthew Sanders
All of team RWBY is top tier.
This shit is too ridiculous for me not to play. Monumentally stupid isn't a teem I throw around lightly, but this certainly meets that qualifier
Isaac Ward
I bet she's part Moor.
Owen Lopez
day 7 ish still no lewds
Bentley Price
All of them except Blake. When do you plan to start the stream, then?
I just want Teagan/Altair lewds. The best characters deserve more art.
Leo Richardson
Probably same time I usually have (about 4-5 hours, give or take)
I even found some RWBY dog dick futa, now word of a lie
Oliver Collins
>RWBY dog dick futa Is it by Feral?
William Thompson
No, unfortunately not. I decided to browse the fanfiction.net archive to see if I could find anything and bam, RWBY futa
this one even has cat dick futa as well
Jaxon Watson
i want to see teagan with alto sized breasts
Carter Sullivan
I want to see her have them but be confused and annoyed about them.
Grayson Cox
Oh, joy.
Dylan Gutierrez
Isn't YIIK supposed to be out already?
Also interested in the music, though I expect everything else to go pretentious.
Camden Edwards
also placing bo en if that music seemed interesting in any way.
Dylan White
They missed their deadlines for this entire year. I guess ps1 graphics and "us gamers, huh" tier references are haaaaaaaard
Evan Nguyen
Looks like they got a demo out. But they haven't updated their site for a new release date. still says Summer 16, but have the demo as of September 2016. They need to get their act together.
Brayden Bailey
why you want porn, she's pure.
Landon Rodriguez
pure sex
Adam Kelly
Well, we do have images of her parents, if anyone wants to speculate further about Teagan's ancestry.
Ayden Robinson
Can Feral draw any other faces at all?
Evan Roberts
apparently her ancestry involves being flat
Carson Watson
A half assed attempt at black Irish, or just muh diversity? You decide.
Carson Ross
While we're here, does anyone have a link to Thassil's hacked version of the game? I think it was posted in the last thread but I missed downloading it.
Ethan Wood
Going to start in about 75 minutes or so with RWBY. As always, stick around for the end of the show to hear a bedtime story read by your very own Uncle Teagan. I think I found one that can… come close to the precident set by the first instalment, that heartwarming Madoka story.
As always, find it at hitbox.tv/TeaganBestGirl
Jackson Hernandez
Do you have yesterday's as an audio file?
Gavin Evans
i love you but you can't keep hurting me
Luke Phillips
I have vocaroo opened every single time, but I keep forgetting to actually press the record button. Sorry user. Since it was so amazing, I could go back and do a proper recording. It won't have the bits of commentary, but it would be the same, fully voice acted experience.
This one is bad, but it's the fun kind of bad. Trust me on this, I was in tears at points
Liam Butler
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Austin Nelson
i meant i dont want to leave you
Adam Anderson
I hate to say it, but we might have to ask the creator.
Carter Harris
She does say ask her anything on Tumblr, so give it a shot. Maybe someone with a normalfag enough twitter could try to follow her and ask there?
Leo Smith
Seems kinda arbitrary but ok
Julian Smith
Did you maybe make a stream copy via OBS?
I'd really like to ask you to, since I want to touch myself to your angelic voice, but last night's was quite long. I don't want to demand more from you after you've already done so much for us.
Lincoln Edwards
To be fair, norm ie was a word supposedly originating from furries.
Camden Ramirez
this would be entertaining, assuming we dont get instantly shot down also she wears "boyshorts" underwear to bed
Brandon Gonzalez
It's no trouble at all. I'm not doing much else right now, so let me just go do that up. This fic deserves that much
Oh, I had no idea. Fine by me
That's why you ask what everyone wears like you care about anyone other than teagan
Jason Martinez
I preffer waist highs, but boyshorts are a close second. Besides, keeping with Teagans tomboyish ways, I could totally see her wearing boyshorts.
Justin Watson
Alright, slight rain check on that because I cannot for the life of me replicate that Mickey Mouse voice I did for alto. I should be able to by tomorrow, but it's just not coming to me right now. Sorry fam.
David Peterson
Starting in a few @ hitbox.tv/TeaganBestGirl
Aiden Cook
I really appreciate you trying. I might have to jet, so in case we don't meet again later, thank you kindly for everything, and until next time.
Brandon Edwards
Referring to the width of the band on the hip and not to the mental defectives, right? I like that kind. Yep. Those two are objectively the best.
Carter Collins
do you replay the same game over an over?
Ian Nelson
This will be good. In a OC DONUT STEEL kind of way. Don't expect actual good things though.
Carson Roberts
Where is this rwby rpgmaker fangame? I have nothing better to do and want to experience this trainwreck firsthand.
Did someone call for an image dump? Because I think that's what I heard.
Jack Nelson
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Sebastian Green
So, who are your favourite waifus? Whatever you pick, you're wrong unless it's Yang.
Caleb Cox
please stop ruby, where's ruby
Daniel Cox
I actually don't have a lot of Ruby art because she has no tits.
Asher Phillips
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Matthew Ward
keep em flowing
Ian Evans
I hope you won't regret saying that.
Zachary Campbell
...
Jack Jones
...
Joseph Barnes
it's too late for regret fam my soul is beyond saving
Brody Edwards
Maybe if you pray harder, you can save yourself before you fall too far.
Hudson Torres
Wait do faggots here actually think RWBY is good or something?
Ryan Butler
Robit=ice cream>skateboard chick>yellow tits=rub>skates=White's older sister>everyone else. Fact. Torchwood is the only good guy character.
Jordan James
Nope, at this point, it's just Stockholm syndrome.
John Long
WHERE ARE THE TEAGAN LEWDS
Matthew Collins
good lord, it all started with wanting to watch some cringe edgy vidya
Hudson Gonzalez
It's alright, not amazing but show me something better that's current
It's shit I'll admit but some of my favorite games and movies didn't age well either, it won't cause you to barf to look at
All fanbases are cancer but some of the porn is 5/5 bretty guud ::::XXXDD
Mason Rodriguez
Nope. Only three characters are ok, the graphics aren't good, there are only a few nice fights, the story has contradictions and the music is mostly edge. I'm watched it so I could say how it was shit, and it will only get worse.
Parker Perez
Rule 1 of RWBY: Love it or hate it, just don't say it isn't shit
Asher Lee
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Colton Hughes
Tis shit, but in the stream, there's no turning back!
Nathaniel Lopez
Alright, that's about it for me. Enjoy the stream, have a good fap, and don't forget to check /rwby/ if you actually give a shit about the show.
Brayden Perry
What EVEN IS THIS GAME.
I might play it for laughs though actually
Connor Powell
Monty knew how to choreograph fights. That's about it. Some of the worldbuilding was fun, for a while. Oh, the music was really good. Not enough to sell the show on, but it's really nice.
Unless you're simultaneously into how martial arts actually work (or have an inherent understanding of kinetic movement like a dancer) AND are into cuhrayzee fights, the show literally isn't for you. I love it, personally, but I'm a niche demographic within two niche demographics.
Now that Monty's gone, all the actual style has disappeared from the combat and it's just Generic Anime Combat Shonen. Also, best girl died. Roman.
Alexander Nguyen
Roman was too fun to live.
Joseph Martinez
I've seen a lot of Monty's stuff prior. I definitely enjoyed the autistic creativity that went in to his "cuhrayzee" fights.Which was the entire reason I actually thought RWBY might be ok when I saw the first "Red" trailer. But then the horrible voice acting that was terribly mixed in with the audio showed up and I dropped it on the spot.
Joshua Johnson
Fair. They literally pulled from the office staff for voice talent. I think Yang is voiced by their secretary.
Did you know that prior to working for RT, Monty was the combat director for the Afro Samurai game? I've never played it, but I hope it's as good as that implies. He was only the "director", though, so there'd be a lot of pinkies in that pie.
He was supposed to die in season 1, but he was so popular that he stuck around for two more. Never forget.
Owen Ortiz
RIP Roman. He did nothing wrong.
Sebastian Carter
Rip
Brody Flores
Top Tier Game Design!
Lucas Turner
The only Assigned Male strip with any sort of value whatsoever
Jaxon Cooper
This comic series is much more enjoyable if you pretend everybody who makes a stupid face is actually mentally challenged.
Gabriel Ward
There is no God to protect us from all of these degeneracy.
Jordan Jackson
Alright degenerates, here's your smut. I have a comic where Ruby gets the BBC I can post as well.
Chase Wright
shit dump
Jayden Bailey
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Kevin Parker
….Ruby's my favorite and my fetish is despairplease proceed
Josiah Ward
I'm only going to be so degenerate
NO RAGRETS
Wyatt Collins
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Brandon Butler
nothing gay in liking cock
Cooper Baker
My favorite part of Ruby porn is I can perfectly hear her autistic little voice with total accuracy delivering her dialogue and sound effects.
Zachary Butler
I don't know why seeing a qt innocent girl doing these sorts of things makes me diamonds but it does. you're missing a page
Thomas Wright
I take it you're a subscriber?
Anyways I like this artist and noticed he gets a lot of RWBY commissions. Happy fapping.
Isaac Lee
Alright, I'm done for the night. I might be out with friends tomorrow night, so there might not be a stream. Give me something bad to play for the next one on Wednesday though
Julian Gray
How did you know?
Asher Cruz
Even if I wanted to post art of them, there is none to post. If you want gay shit, you'll have to settle for Jaune and Ren.
Samuel Diaz
"Where has God gone?" he cried. "I shall tell you. We have killed him - you and I. We are his murderers.
Benjamin Young
Holy fuck.
James Nguyen
I'm on page like 5, and most of these are either for
With more than a few about
And a few on
There are even a couple of iriginal works thrown in. I'm on 100-120 now
I'll try to keep a more consistent schedule in posting these. At the very least, they should all be up before noon
Asher Watson
Oh god not that horrible anal lube secretion fetish
Isaiah Turner
No, that's Dog Dick Futa
Liam Gray
how many fucking fetishes are there of poopers with lube diarrhea taking the knot
John Barnes
That disgusts me to the very core, but you know some tumblr fujoshit schliks to it on the regular
Joseph Hall
Yeah, I fell asleep, sorry! People are going to complain if I start voice acting, so I'll have to so the rest tonight
Jack Campbell
Dude, I actually feel sad for an Assigned Male character.
Carter Brooks
Alright, so I might actually be back to do something tonight. What's another amazingly bad game for me to play?
Jason Hall
It's actually the opposite.
Camden Wilson
More Vale of Darkness. jesus christ the wasted potential is making me consider learning to code if these streamsinspire me to create and fully complete a less awful RWBY The 7th Semblance User, assume hell is now Antarctica and Strange Journey is going to become real
Charles Morales
Good sure, remember to make sure the "Dual-Ranged Pistol Katanas" is still there.
Liam Mitchell
Any objections to this? I should be on maybe within the hour
Tyler Gomez
Just pouring myself a drink before I get started, so tune in at hitbox.tv/TeaganBestGirl
Kevin Roberts
That shotgun-axe absolutely killed me for the moment it was on screen. I'd be happy to see more Vale of Darkness if we get more of those incredible illustrations.
Dominic Allen
I'm at work but I'll pop in as soon as I get home provided you're still on
Jose Torres
she was a good kiddo and thus a bro
Jace Hughes
next stream W H E N? H H E E N N ? ?
Jason Hill
Speaking of rpgmaker games, what ever happened to 7SU2?
Aiden Martinez
community interaction shifted over to reddit and tumblr because they were mad at us or something.
Ayden Foster
They weren't mad, they just don't have much to say right now.
Justin James
Now, dumbass. We're playing Ruby Rose, Ace Attorney.
REMINDER THAT C++ ISN'T AN ENGINE
William Harris
This is shit. Who looks at this and thinks it's a good product?
Jace Reyes
I don't think that would fly in a real court.
Christopher Flores
This is a goddamn mess.
Nolan Jenkins
FANFICTION READING TIME, FAGGOTS, GET IN HERE
John Campbell
I think this is worse than the futa stuff.
Learn something new everyday. Respect to the mods won't do it again. still worth it
I swear the fighting animation has slowed way the fuck down.
I can tell and I don't like it.
Jeremiah Davis
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Luke Bailey
And what a week it has been. Tonight is probably going to be the final night for this year's celebration, and I want to go out with a bang. I have a couple of ideas on how to do that, but please feel free to shoot me links to anything you feel might do that
Jaxon Allen
play this
Landon Turner
Should start in about an hour, maybe a bit more.
I found something that makes even me a bit nauseous for storytime
Charles Miller
play ladykiller in a bind
Dominic Long
why, user, why?
David Hughes
I live to ruin sleep schedules, especially mine.
Carter Harris
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Gabriel Rodriguez
You're wrecking mine, faggot, and you have me thanking you for it.
Lucas Myers
You know what, scree it. Starting in 10 or however long it takes me to download that vn a couple of people suggested.
if that turns out to be not even the fun kind of garbage, 7su
Julian Cook
You're killing me smalls. I'm always at work when you start.
Lincoln Wilson
And I'm always asleep before the halfway mark with a fucked up sleep cycle. Buck it up, baby.
Landon Hall
SOME OF YOU GUYS ARE ALRIGHT EVEN IF YOU'RE A FUCKING AUTISTIC FAGGOT, DON'T GO INTO THE STREAM HOLY SHIT
Logan Bennett
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Christopher Fisher
This fanfic makes me want to die.
Xavier Lopez
THAT'S IT. THAT'S EVERYONE'S THOUGHTS WHEN THEY READ THIS GARBAGE, RIGHT THERE. GODDAMN I WANT TO INJECT BLEACH INTO MY BLOODSTREAM. VIDEO RELATED, KILL ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR JEWS
Cooper Perry
So this night's story time was recorded right? I walked in when it was just about done.
Ayden Ross
God I hope not
Christian Sanders
I'm not sure what's worse, the story itself or the fact my father came in while I was reading comments about daddy kinks
Matthew Murphy
But I actually care about these streams and story time is always fun.
I NEED THIS RECORDING
What was his reaction. Did he give you the look of shame?
Colton Brown
He was laughing while giving me a sort of "what the fuck" look, but yes
Chase Wright
Confirm/Deny, your dad can beat up Eyth's dad
Jayden Roberts
probably
Jackson Gonzalez
I'm browsing through the results page that brought me… That, and I found a few that might be able to come to that level, maybe even top it.
Carter Jones
I find that hard to believe, but then again, this is fanfiction we're talking about.
Brody Phillips
quads
Matthew Bell
(checked)
blood play piss skull fucking more dog duck futa
And the list goes on. This is on top of the initial query being for underage/rape, two of the most popular tags for Jojo.
There are three pages of this
Sebastian Butler
Is it just me or is Uncommon Time harder than it should be? The encounter rate is extremely high and the first two bosses have been ridiculous damage sponges. Does it get any worse later on?
Ian Bailey
I was mistaken. Excuse me while I try to wake up from this nightmare.
Angel Collins
Oh does it ever. Be sure to level alto becauae she has a solo boss rush dungeon later on. Also, if you're going for the ""best"" ending, be sure to look up the walkthrough, particularly the aodequest section. There's a super easy to miss sidequest with tight deadlines you have to complete or else you can't beat one of the bonus bosses
Angel Jones
it is designed that way to force you to grind so that it pads the game length out. Which is why most streamers just use cheat engine or similar to get max stats and infinite health. Not because the game is "hard", but because it takes too long without.
Alexander Howard
I'll just use cheat engine then. Are the endings that different and is there a video of them all? And what is the easy to miss sidequest? The only walkthroughs I see are videos.
John Edwards
You have to talk to each member of this lesbian couple at various points throughout the story. Miss one and it's done.
Also, when using CE for health, it's times 2 plus 1
Nathan Lewis
Real Life teagan came? How did she figure out it was her and how did someone find her?
Easton Thomas
GIVE TEAGAN LEWDS
Joshua Flores
Teagan isn't for lewd, user
Mason Brown
Bump. I'll start earlier tonight than I have the past couple of times to make up for cutting things off early last night
what rabbit hole have I gotten myself on to? AO3 needs to be gassed
Adam Lee
Hello Rato
Bentley White
we should make shitty rpgmaker games live
Nicholas Williams
Fuck you user, Teagan is only for TLC
Hunter Rogers
its too late, wat do!?
Nathan Morris
Hello Rato
Hudson Rivera
hello rato
Xavier Wright
hello rato
>he doesn't want PoV art of Teagan about to take your dick in missionary position
Jason Ward
Starting in about 15 at hitbox.tv/teaganbestgirl
Daniel Rodriguez
Also, give me a new image for the corner
Ayden Harris
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Jason Ward
Starting in a few with rwby, then 7SU. gotta keep the good as a recovery point between the two bads Hitbox.tv/teaganbestgirl
Luis Foster
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Jack Robinson
Fushia Vanilla Space cadet Avocado
John Peterson
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Juan Sanchez
NO
Levi Reed
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Matthew Nelson
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Liam Hill
Best girl wins again!
Brayden Price
Hello my names Dan and thank you for looking at my fan game "RWBY: Our Last Hope" this will be a saga of fan games I'm going to make. This first one is a sort of fan game or a fan game the hole start will be a pick up of a game made by HoboZone64 so please go check him out and give him support. This game takes place after the events of the "Extra episode" of HoboZone64's game (WARNING if you have not played the game RWBY: Vale of Darkness or the Extra episode go do so now before reading any more for there will be spoilers you have bin warned.) the game will start up with flash backs to HoboZones games but in a more animated version you'll see your character doing every thing from fighting bad guys to handing with the team all the way to beating The Watcher boss. After that your character will then start to want to try and change things so they can be with their friends but then a animation of what happens from the Extra episode will start making the character forget it then out of no were a door will appear with the word hope wrightin on it in 4 colors red,yellow,black,and white the door its self will be some sort of grey so that the white shows up and that's all the plot youll get here if you wanna know what happens next just wait till the games finished then play it once its done i hope every one enjoys until then bye-bye
I do not own any the names or characters mentioned in this game except for my own name please support rooster teeth they are the ones who made rwby and deserve credit HoboZone64 is the one who inspired me to do this so please give him lots of love and support.
Isaac Torres
FUCK YOU FAGGOT
I JUST WANTED TO HOLD RUBY'S HAND BUT YOU WOULDN'T LET ME DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN PLAY VIDEOGAMES WITH HER
NOW YOU'VE TRAPPED ME IN A COSMIC LIMBO THAT I CAN'T GET OUT OF AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS PLAY VIDEOGAMES WITH RUBY
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
Lincoln Gutierrez
Wrong guy, dumbshit.
Kayden Rodriguez
I know, I just want to shout at someone after that ending
Colton Rivera
THIS IS. Just realized I never posted the latter two caps despite discussing them so ye.
Logan Johnson
goddammit
Nolan Morris
The dullness of that last fanfic made me forget about the Dio/Kakyoin one, so at least it was good for that much.
Anthony Collins
See, it all worked out in the end
Jack Gutierrez
Now that Vale of Darkness (alternately titled Mr. Hobo's wild ride) is done, what's another bad game I can brand these streams as us laughing at?
Brandon Taylor
why not do some bad half-life mods?
Justin Thomas
I might be able to do half life 1, but I doubt my crippled gpu can do 2
Something possible came up, so I might not be able to do anything tonight Sorry about that. I'll try, but no promises.
If I can't, then possibly expect a quick drunk storytime tomorrow to make up for it. Regular nights will resume on the 27th with the exception of the 31st
Jeremiah Taylor
So I've been on a bit of a suikoden kick as of late, and just realized something
I'm kinda buzzed (if not a bit more) not if you want one. I' dstill do one while super fucked tomorrow
Bentley Myers
Between this, and I have to wonder if you're able to stream, let alone wipe your own ass. Do it.
Eli Edwards
A lot of that is because I was out, and android autocorrect is fucking atrocious. I'm daijobu desu yo~
I'll start at the top of the hour
Thomas Cruz
Don't hurt yourself trying to set things up.
Easton Wilson
I'm seriously fine. Autocorrect is THAT awful
Austin Cox
My computer's acting up from being on for as logn as it has. Expect your Uncle T. drunk as fuck reading you a story some time tomorrow though. I swear on me mum, m8
Hunter Smith
Damn. Sleep tight pupper
Juan Gonzalez
UNCLE T, HOLD THE FUCK UP. IF THOUGHT HOBOZONE'S WILD RIDE ENDED, YOU ARE SO FUCKING WRONG IT ISN'T EVEN FUNNY.
First off. If you asked The Creator "Who are you" instead of "Are you serious" before you were stuck in Uncommon Time the Watcher's prison, the Watcher's portrait would briefly have a silhouette of Hobozone's avatar in it. I shit you not. If you wondered why The Watcher spoke like a pretentious Tumblr user, it's because it's a goddamn author avatar.
More importantly. YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED THE EXTRA EPISODE. "But you said to never do this shit again!" Well FUCK THAT. THE EXTRA EPISODE NEEDS TO BE PLAYED. THIS WILL MAKE YOU WANT TO KILL YOURSELF OR YOUR MONEY BACK, JUST KIDDING YOU'RE GOING TO KILL YOURSELF EITHER WAY AND YOU'LL DO IT FOR FREE. THE ABORTION IS RIGHT HERE: gamejolt.com/games/rwby-vale-of-darkness/87240/download/build/330176
NO EXCUSES. YOU NEED TO PLAY THIS SHIT ON THE 27TH I GUESS, BECAUSE THE ONLY YOUTUBE PLAYTHROUGH AVAILABLE IS MADE BY THE KING OF ALL RETARDS AND HE CAN'T GET THE ENDING THAT ISN'T A SHITTY RIP-OFF OF MIND OF STEEL. MAKE IT FUCKING HAPPEN
Nolan Collins
Top motherfucking wew. I expected as much, but fucking wow this faggot loves sucking himself off. You got it my man, we'll suffer with this then. Also taking a look at his oh so amazing sense of humour with the book 3 game
Cooper Evans
Bump
Justin Lee
We're at bump limit, dumbass. NEW THREAD
Luke Sanders
I'm on a mediocre android app, I can't tell shit. Delete this one or just make the new one?
Ryan Thompson
Make the new one and just let this purge.
Juan Williams
I might so that if I can remember. These daiquiris are fucking me up