HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD

HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD

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youtube.com/watch?v=C7NNI8N9tvghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHo_5o7wVsAhttps://archive.li/sHGtc
scp-wiki.net/scp-2721>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3090>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3312>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3625>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3677>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3999>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4004>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4231>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4444>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4669>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-5004
youtube.com/watch?v=DxfAF0VWACQ
youtube.com/watch?v=DPFTPuWhnkg
creepypasta.org/creepypasta/room-zero
youtube.com/watch?v=gSBtYN2fgPohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3IFVsFUyz8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjAkegy-gbwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoVGTVKl5akhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azOLYTGEbXo
youtube.com/watch?v=i520aRuZXLo
youtube.com/watch?v=ONxp_lLXWGk
scp-wiki.net/scp-3930I
scp-wiki.net/scp-4335>>114945914Maybe
scp-wiki.net/scp-5821
scp-wiki.net/scp-3450
youtu.be/bkOXPVOSB04
creepypastatoo.fandom.com/wiki/Search_and_Rescue_WoodsSearch
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spooky spaghetti thread

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>>114937933____.EXE

i just heard on Holla Forums that SCP is apparently being run by pedophiles and child groomers nowis this true?

i put on the game and peter griffin and the nostalgia critic bled at me

>>114938012I don't know if that's true, but it's definitely run by people who think jamming millions of walls of text in an article, filling it with hard as shit to understand obscure bullshit and crosslinking to 50 other entries is good writing

>>114938012>i just heard on Holla ForumsDo they have any actual proof?

>>114938012/v/ thinks everything they don't like is run by globalist peedos

>>114938074>>114938084>he does not have the infoyoutube.com/watch?v=C7NNI8N9tvghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHo_5o7wVsAhttps://archive.li/sHGtc

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>>114938091Summarize these links for me

>>114938060>scp-wiki.net/scp-2721>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3090>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3312>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3625>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3677>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3999>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4004>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4231>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4444>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4669>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-5004

>>114938368Basically; SCP mods are pedophiles (as revealed by a shitton of real Kiwifarms leaks)and are involved in child grooming, attempted rape, emotional abuse, manipulation, and gaslighting, plus having an irc channel dedicated to sexually explicit content without age being a matter.The even worse part is that the community is trying to silence the truth from getting out because site is simply THAT much of a circlejerk.

>>114938552Big if true but>KiwifarmsIsn't that trustworthy.

>>114938595They would be fake, if they didn't get people fucking arrested and make members resign.This shit's 100% real.

>>114938621>if they didn't get people fucking arrestedShit who did they get arrested?

>>114937933realistik blud = skary eugghyoutube.com/watch?v=DxfAF0VWACQ

>>114937933>tfw modern spongebob referenced this in an episode

>>114939075youtube.com/watch?v=DPFTPuWhnkg

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>>114937933What's that self important asshole, the one that reads creepypasta doing these days?

>>114939198Classic

>>114938012It's Holla Forums man, they just say shit. I'll tell you that it is run by people who think memes and in-jokes belong in a horror series, so make of that what you will.

>>114939217>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>114939205Only Old Man Reads Creepypasta ever mattered

>>114938012They do have CP on the name so...

>>114938012Pedos, noChild groomers? YesMost victims are in their early teensThere is an archive somewhere, or you can look at the SCP kiwifarmsDon't listen to these guys, it may be Holla Forums but it looks legit

>>114939508Shut it, ephebophilia and pedophilia are one and the same.

>>114939198DUDEFUCKI WAS ABOUT TO GO TO SLEEP FUCKTHAT'S SO DARK FUCKJESUS CHRIST

>>114938012What's even worse is that Dr. Bright, one of their top writers and admins was exposed as being one of the pedos/groomers, yet absolutely nothing is being done about him and the most they'll do is fake demoting him.

>>114938669You remember the Zoosadism leaks?

>>114940627no

>>114940039>was exposed as being one of the pedos/groomersWhen did he groom anyone? the dude that called him out said that the girls he tried to fuck were 18+.I read through the accusations and most of it is just rumor mongering. If the shit about Bright being a general all around faggot and him sending nudes to random chicks is true then yeah that is pretty bad but most of the accusations towards him are tumblr call out blog level bitching.

>>114939508There are some legitimately fucked up accusations in the kiwifarms thread but most of them are based off rumors, accusations by some not very reliable people and anonymous twitter/tumblr call out posts. Is Holla Forums actually taking this shit seriously?>>114940627that has nothing to do with the scp foundation shitshow.

>>114941055Gee, I wonder why people would take it seriously when the pastebin for evidence got nuked in three hours and it became clear that they were banning staff members for pedophilia when they were outed?

>>114941091m8 there are a couple of accusations that have chatlogs to support them but the rest of them are rumors, taken from anonymous tumblr posts, or made by some cunt that was recently banned off the wiki and was also accused of being a perv by twitterfags. I'm not saying that the shit that has proof behind it isn't fucked up but most of that pastebin was underwhelming.Either way I abandoned the SCP wiki for the RPC wiki a while ago so I don't give that much of a fuck.

>>114938012Not sure about that, but it is by trannies now

>>114938084The best thng Holla Forums did since 2012 is the Abby choke edits.

>>114937933For me, it's Room Zerocreepypasta.org/creepypasta/room-zero

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>>114938012>>114938091>>114938419Ok, a question for any other ESL/bilingual anons ITT that visit other international SCP branches: are people in yours also way less autistic and drama-hungry than in the main wiki?Because I'm starting to think that the problem is not just SCP community as a whole, but americans in particular.

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>>114941962It is literally just the 'Muricans and British.

>>114942001Just as I thought.

>>114939508>Pedos, no>Most victims are in their early teenskill yourself

>>114937933A tiny fragment of creepypastas are shitty lost episodes or video games or whatever but for some reason that shit is constantly associated with them. There's so much great shit there but it all gets ignored for HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD LOL

>>114942093For me? It's Confessions of a Deep Sea Diver

>>114941735>>114942250Just post an image with the text like this guy did>>114939198

>>114938299>that fucking paragraph length headline

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>>114942334But I just listened to it on youtube...

>>114942093The main consumer of creepy pastas is twelve year olds who obsess over Lame ones like Jeff the Killer and anything that involves Omg so spooki my childhood has been spookied up with blood shit. Same reason Five Freddies at Night made so much money.

>>114942409This. Back when I was a kid we had actually spooky kid stuff like Return to Oz, Candle Cove or Gremlins. We didn't need creepypasta.

>>114938419Is it me or are the newer entries all fucking TL;DR?

>>114942435Anon...

>>114942571What?

>>114939217>It's Holla Forums man, they just say shit.How many times has Half life 3 been confirmed by them? How many times is there a new TORtanic that isnt even close to what they say is failure.

>>114942694Last of Us 2 WILL flop! And so will Cyberpunk 2077!

>>114942564Everyone wants to be a new djCucktus, so they write walls of text that fail to captivate the reader in any shape or form due to the lack of talent.That's also the reason behind the "meta" shit being overused.

>>114940039>Dr. Bright,Most the top brass has multiple accounts, trust me, I used to be an active member back when it started as an Holla Forums post before the lot of them moved to /x/ then thier own place.

>>114939163>they replaced that with fucking baby squidward shitting his nappy in the reruns

>>114942702I roam a few boards myself, when IT came out, on Holla Forums there was a entire week of threads how it was never going to make its budget back, then how it was a failure for not making Avengers money, then how there was never going to be a sequel. Take hate with a grain of salt, most times its wishful thinking on their part. If you can get a shit load of haters to agree it was a failure even when it was not then you can form your own history. Like how the SCP comunnity has gone to shit.

>>114938012yes

>>114938012It's run by transexuals so yes

>>114939198This one isn't bad

>>114938084and they are correct

>>114941623>RPC wikiThey really need to work on the design of that site. It's fucking ugly

>>114938091lol why is there always cringy music in these

>>114941623What are some good RPCs?

>>114939198why the stray line near the bottom?

>>114939205who?

>>114938012What’s scp?

>>114943178Secure. Contain. Protect.

>>114942093there isn't any good creepypasta. it's the sort of genre only a child could like.

>>114942093>There's so much great shit therePost them

>>114942435christ.

>>114942600Candle Cove doesn’t exist.

>>114943304Yeah nice try but you're not fooling on this, I have it recorded on VHS still

>>114943304Fucking zoomers

>>114938012No idea, but it is ran by a bunch of bad writers last I saw.

>>114943321If you’re so sure about it, why don’t you watch it right now?

>>114943347With what? I haven't had a VCR in like 4 years now

Since we're discussing creepypastas, I'm gonna shill a narrator. He makes his own music for the readings too.youtube.com/watch?v=gSBtYN2fgPohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3IFVsFUyz8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjAkegy-gbwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoVGTVKl5akhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azOLYTGEbXo

>>114943355Do you have any places nearby that have a VHS to DVD converter?

>>114943405Sure, there's two places I know. Guess what happened to them when corona hit? CLOSED.

>>114943377What is with these new creepypastas and their shitty overly long titles?

>>114943426Damn. Do you remember anything about the show from memory then?

>>114938419>click the last oneWhat the fuck

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>>114943377Those seems like shit, just post the text

>>114938012Pretty much.

>>114943437It's the light novel strategy

For me, it's "I dared my best friend to ruin my life"The Pancake Family is also pretty good

>>114943497>The Pancake Family is also pretty goodThat's not how the human body works!

>>114943451Sure. The one I watched the most (on account of it being first on the VHS) had a "cold opening" with a character being on a scaffolding, waiting to be hanged. His "friends", the crew of the Skin-Taker, show up and fight their way to the scaffold, where they tear open the back of his shirt. The Skin-Taker takes the skin of his back (this looks really silly and the guy makes these Three Stooges noises while it happens) because it has a map tattooed on it, then they make their escape and leave him to be hanged.

>>114942370

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He didn't say that.

>>114943537Perfect.

I keep shilling it since it’s the only story to scare in years Read The Pancake family Shit will give you Chills

>>114943523I don’t really mind if the concept in really put their The writing was good enough to make it seem believable and scary and that’s the main thing a horror story needs to do Besides almost ever horror set up and concept is almost impossible It’s selling it like it could be real is what works

Hey lads check out this stair case I found in the middle of the woods Should I go up it?

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>>114938084>he doesn't know about the globalist pedos

>>114943797Sure man

>>114943437They were always like that, it's a fanfic quirk I think

>>114943437Creepypastas mostly come from the NoSleep subreddit now

>>114943797Oh man i read that Pasta today. It's pretty damn good

For me it’s Penpal

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>>114943797only if you backwards long jump

>>114943476The 3625 one was literally created just because of how mad author got at /x/ and some other members of SCP community during the pride month shitshow.If the positive rating on this one doesn't prove what a fucking sad circlejerk modern SCP is, I don't know what does.

>>114943240Ok Boomer

>>114937952What’s this.

>>114941735>>114942250>>114943497>>114943917Ted the Caver, now that's a good internet horror story *burp*

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>>114943917You should read the book. All in all, Penpal is a heart tugger.

>>114943953I want to like SCP still but fuck I hate the community Nothing but meme loving 15 year olds and up their own ass wankers who think they are better then everyone else But you can still find a few good Skips I like 4666 and 3288 a lot

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>>114943999ted is my favorite creepypasta, leaves you with some cool questions and stuff to think about

>>114943953>both by the same authorFucking hell, are all the man's stories like this

>>114944083Yes he’s a fucking faggot He calls himself a based god Pretty much says it all don’t it?

>>114944083>>114944126Well, the thing is... cucktus is pretty much the most well-regarded writer on the entire wiki.He wrote some genuinely good articles when he managed to keep his autism under check, so even by acting out on his retarded believes and making a complete ass of himself now, he will not get in any real trouble with moderators whatsoever, which is, again, happened during the pride month controversy.

>>114944126I'm just surprised his stories are as highly rated as they are. They aren't particularly well-written. I mean shit, half the dialogue in 5004 sounds like it was written by a first-year college student.

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>>114944050You've ever heard of Necrosleep? That's a really good one

>>114944248I haven't guess I'll check it out later

Psychosis now that was a gem Wish I could find more stories that mind fuck me

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>>114944243>He wrote some genuinely good articles when he managed to keep his autism under checkThat just makes me sad then.

>>114944247Hey didn’t the kiwi farms thread claim he beats his wife or something? All the ego he’s projecting seems to point to yes

How funny is it that now when people look back on creepypasta they praise a lot of it and point out their favourite stories But now everyone just looks at current SCP and just looks on in embarrassment Times sure do change

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>>114944276Some of his highest rated articles are pretty much monumental at this point, like 1730.You can see how having this much sway in the community can go to someone's head.Not that I'm justifying his actions or anything, he's still a gigantic asshole.

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Obligatory:youtube.com/watch?v=i520aRuZXLo

>>114938091>taking pedofarms seriouslySeriously, this shit is garbage.

>>114944407>fucking burger king foot lettuce guyEverytime.

>>114938091>>114938552>>114938621>>114940627>>114941055>>114941623Fuck off Cat Phuckers.

>>114943476You’d understand if you were on the SCP discord.Note: you may ONLY join if a staff member personally invites you.

>>114938552>>114939508Kiwifarms is a load of bullshit. Stop shilling Cat Phuckers, I know its you.

>>114942409I thought FNAF was for millennials, since they’re the ones who went to Chuck E. Cheese as kids?

>>114944619Most people who were into FNaF were 12-13 years old in 2014.

>>114944619That was the intent, but zoomers latched onto it anyway.

>>114944365The difference is that Creepypastas were meant to be sorta spooky stories that could catch you off guard, while SCP was warped from it's original concept into a far different form nobody here likes.

>>114938012There isn't any evidence that hasn't been posted either by Kiwifarms or RPC admins, so you'll have to take it with a grain of salt. Chances are no, but you never know. Find someone else to talk about it besides retards.

>>114944546>discordThe idea is just bizarre to me. These were supposed to be one-off stories, so how did this “community” spring up around them?

>>114944619Millenials and Zoomers both grew up with Chuck E. Cheese. Late Xoomers as well, although a lot of them had Showbiz instead.

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>>114943523How do you know that?

>>114939198Not bad.

>>114944365I have a hard time even calling modern SCP because I just can't finish the supposedly more impressive recent ones cause they tend to be long and boring as fuck now.Imagine red sea object but it's all on one page and is mostly interviews instead of exploration logs.Shit's just annoying to read.Also can't help but feel that they might be running out of things to cover, seems to me like it'd really easy to get a great idea to find out something similar is already there.

>>114943797so what is the deal with these?Did they just destroy a home and leave the stairs or someting?

>>114944794>these were supposed to be one-off storiesYes, but now it's a fucking multiverse with multiple continuities (canons).>so how did this “community” spring up around them?By getting lots of traction, just like all other things with “communities".

That “Channel Zero” series was pretty good

>>114945002It's a staircase that replaces you with skinwalkers that djkaktus temporarily edited to be some Naruto nine tailed fox bullshit

>>114945043>temporarilyI thought it was permanent?

>make SCP>gets rejected because it contradicts two alternate universes, seven groups of interest, doesn’t namedrop any big-name users, and has fewer than 30 crosslinksokay

>>114943497sublime taste

>>114945060>makes SCP>gets rejected for being transphobic

>>114945043Wait, wait, wait, it's this one?Wasn't it a watchtower originaly or something?I swear, this is some berenstain bears shit at this point.

>>114945089Wait I misremembered. Thought that was the furfag SCP. My bad sir.

>>114945060You jest, but I actually had one of mine rejected because it would have contradicted some “Tale” from 2015 that I didn’t even know existed.

>>114945060>>114945118What the fuck has happened with "there's no canon"?

Gamers Against Weed was the worst thing to happen to SCP.

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>>114945136That rule exists only on paper.In practice, it’s basically required to “workshop” your idea in the Discord.If the staff doesn’t like it, it doesn’t get posted. And above all else, they like references to other SCPs.

>>114945071What would that even look like? An SCP that kills people based on testosterone levels?

>>114945140You can really tell they went all out with self-inserts on this one.Bright, Clef and others alike are at least enjoyable to read to some degree, this is just self self-gratification.

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>>114943476

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SCP stands for Super Cringe Pages because its an encyclopedia's worth of concentrated yike.

>>114943476>>114945287Whatever happened to the whole "You can't just have an article be a pre existing person/character except durrrr they're an scp." thing??

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>>114945451I'd imagine the same thing as >>114945136Because these power-hungry tards couldn't care less about the rules they themselves make.

>>114945451"oh there's no fucking way it's donald trump, that would be completely stu-">SCP-5004-B is United States President Donald John Trump. SCP-5004-B is a powerful reality sink, negating the anomalous effects of supernatural entities or artifacts near it by altering the way those entities or artifacts interact with the fabric of spacetime. This ability appears to be innate to SCP-5004-B's existence as a whole, as individual pieces of SCP-5004-B or parts of SCP-5004-B disconnected from the rest of the entity do not carry the same negating properties.youtube.com/watch?v=ONxp_lLXWGk

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>OP's not SCP-related>our resident SCP shill is nowhere to be foundWow, really makes me think.

>>114945594I love how it's extremely obvious that there's literally only one devoted SCPfag on this board and he's XV-kun tier.

>>114945531>read the comments to see if anyone calls it out>immediately hit with an Undertale quotechrist

>>114945635i bet this person likes killer!sans

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>>114945499>>114945531>>114945635I can't imagine how frustrating it must be for the authors of the more iconic and well written scps, are any of the /x/ old guard even still around?

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scp-wiki.net/scp-3930I don't fucking get it. A region where nothing exists, itself exists. It has a boundary and everything.

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>>114938012I wouldn't be surprised. Autistic fandoms tends to attract children and retardults.In the last 5 years, there has been at least 10 controveries for pedos using children plataforms to score with minors. The last one was a retard (still dressing like a 90's otaku in his 30's) having sex-role playing sessions with a bunch of minors that he meet on anime conventions

>>114945682The only people who stick around ARE the we-are-a-community, happy-SCP-family people, since again, it was supposed to be one-off stories.

>>114945682Those who stayed are a part of the circlejerk, so they use it as an excuse for their wrongthink purgings.>see, this old guard from /x/ is totally ok with us denouncing our 4chan roots in favor of alphabet ppl inclusivity and shit

>>114945706This one is okay imo, just suffers from "I wrote a story and slapped some SCP stuff at the top" syndrome.

>>114945708The best part is that their actions to stop pedophilia weren't to get rid of the pedophiles fully, but to instead make the age limit higher.That's some Yandev tier lies.

>SCP-5554 is my instagram account. Be sure to check it out.The absolute city of the SCP Foundation.

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>>114945870Should I even bring up SCP that's contained on a fucking Minecraft server?

>>114945870It just gets better and better. Add it to the compilation! >>114938419

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>>114945901Link that shit this instant>>114945914It's a fucking featured SCP too.

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>>114945870Why the fuck is it Keter?

>>114945951It's a cognitohazard that creates a memetic compulsion for you to reblog its posts!!!

>>114945933For your reading pleasure.scp-wiki.net/scp-4335>>114945914Maybe this one too?It's not even a fucking -J.scp-wiki.net/scp-5821

>>114938419Add 4950, since it's a demon being summoned through Fortnite. I hate that they had the concept of summoning an eldritch being through an online game and squandered it on a fucking Fortnite joke

>>114945990>assassinate, THEN cannibalizeweak

Fucking pancakes

>>114945990The Bezos one was part of a site contest specifically to crank out SCPs quickly, regardless of quality.

Fucking hell I'm glad I stopped reading after 1000

>>114946042Still not an excuse for it to be this bad.If you can't decently perform within the limited time, then don't fucking enter such contests.

scp-wiki.net/scp-3450

>>114937933FOR THE HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD GOD!

>>114945140I still don't understand how a premise that stupid for a GOI even got off the ground. SCPs work best when they avoid referencing current affairs imo, and their name is literally a "dude weed lmao" meme joke, no matter how many layers of irony you try to wrap it up in, and almost all of their SCPs are based on stupid contemporary memes. I remember seeing a half-decent idea for an anomolous object get ruined by the insertion of GAW.

>>114946517I guess the initial inspiration for it came from Holla Forums and the time it messed with shit IRL "just for lulz".I wonder if it being overtaken by literal trannies can be considered unintentional metacommentary.

>>114943476A Chinese bat demon manifesting itself as a viral pneumonia pandemic SCP when?

>>114938012Nope. They are, however, supporting of LGBT, which to Holla Forums and Holla Forums means the exact same thing since they're mostly shills desperately trying to shift the attention from their own rampant theft, hypocrisy, and boyfucking escapades.It's been a tactic since the '80's. See Jimmy Swaggart, Joseph Ratzinger, Dennis Hastert, Eddie Long, etc., et al.It's all a smokescreen.

youtu.be/bkOXPVOSB04

>>114946778ok djkaktus

>>114945217A SCP that has diferent effects or does diferent things based on the test subject's sex, and treats a mtf trans the same way he does a male identifying one, I'd guess.

>>114938012>>114943178>Shota Cunny Pedo Foundation

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quick come up with something new and original that'd be cooler and scarier than whatever gay SCP/siren head shit there is

>>114947028Uhh it's cologne that makes you irresistible to everyone else but makes you yourself want to simultaneously vomit and shit your pants at all times.

>>114945217SCP that's behavior depends on the what combination of Y or X chromosomes the subject has?

What was that SCP about Tupac?

>>114947028A rolling pin that turns any meat it hits into diferent kinds of dough. It was found in possession of a chimp after many people were killed by having body parts transformed and eaten by it.

>>114947028High level government operaation to use infectious diseases to weed out expensive parts (mostly old and sickly) of population?[spoileri]It is scary because it is actually taking place IRL in certain European countries. [/spoileri]

>>114947028The personification of death is actually some fucking spooky skeletal whale-like species that eat souls to transport them to the afterlife. Essentially, they are THE top predators in the universe. And ghosts are the only people who survive well enough against them.

>>114945060the annoying thing is that excessive crosslinking is supposedly frowned upon since early shenanigans with dr clef autism but I still see it with the odd "important" numbers 5000 which was really mediocre and mostly a tale that described how various scps would react to scp killing humans with some secret text in an image to make it seem good, shit was a nothing burger. If nothing else the ones it linked too were largely good to read beside that fucking DREADFUL pokemon phone game one.>>114945118tales are fucking stupid and never should've been allowed on site, change my mindI've seen too many scps that are really just tales with scp numbers attatched

>>114943537>this is my first article sorry for the grammar errors

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HIS EYES ARE NOW STATIC AND ITS COMING OUT OF THE TV TO KILL ME AAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>114945260I hate how popular humanized/sympthetic euclid/keter scps are, all so someone can write an interview and try for a hook. Really annoyed me about the kaktus 049 rewrite>>114946517Contemporary references bug me too, IMO brand names and like should be redacted even. The fact the homestuck satellite was so far homestuck's ass bothered more than anything else about it beside the boring length of it.

>>11494702854 hertz whale but it's not a whale it's a big ass monstrous squid that mimics a whale song that no longer exists cause he ate them all

>>114947028A bacteria that turns all calcium in human body into the pure cocaine.

>Penpal>Psychologist>Borrasca>Psychosis>Black Dogs>Candle Cove>Jvk>Case File series>Search and Rescue>almost anything made by UnsettlingStories.comEven the stupid ones like "Ronald McDonald House" or "Mr. Mix" still give me that endearing feeling, while shit like "Clockwork" makes me glad this community crashed and burned, at least in the eye of the general crowd.SCP, on the other hand, makes me wish it suffered another mass purge because good lord that site is in dire need of some quality control.

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>>114948050The difference is that Creepypastas are meant to just spook you good, while SCPs are meant to make you go WOW THIS IS SUPER DEEEEEEEEEP but fail miserably.

>>114938419I don't mind Gamers Against Weed, but I wish they'd keep it as less "le quirky randumb memers xd" and more like a mix of Are We Cool Yet? and the Manna Charitable Foundation -- extremely dangerous but only out of immature carelessness rather than genuine malice.

>>114943797so that's what happened to eds' stairs

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>>114947028A night spirit that appears that haunts people who remain awake during the witching hour. Doesn't hurt them, it can just sense who is asleep and who is awake and stares at people who are awake through windows from a distance where they can just barely see it to the point of not really knowing its there. This spirit is the reason you've felt uneasy at times in the night or felt something was watching you. It feeds off the fear this generates.

>>114948050>>almost anything made by UnsettlingStories.comI just read the first story, Lucy.Wtf man that was unsettling. Really good use of misdirection.

>>114948050Yeah. The Jeff the Killer clones really fucked up the community.

>>114943797Link?

>>114949056creepypastatoo.fandom.com/wiki/Search_and_Rescue_WoodsSearch for stairs

>>114948204They kinda go that route with SCP-3108.

>>114944263I got one for you that may interest you. Look up Necrosleep.

>>114937985>The mystery of the haunted file extension

>>114938299>Didn’t have time to eat fries >Backup gas supply in the trunk Kills me everytime

>tfw hyper realistic eyes

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>>114943800>globalist pedos have everything to do with a website dedicated to posting le creepy character monsters ok schizo

>>114937933>>114949414How would hyper unrealistic eyes look like?

>>114949447>ok schizo>implying that the international zionist globalist cabal doesn't use the SCP wiki to find potential targets and recruitsok schlomo

>>114938299>who was behind that door?>how did they all went missing?>why am I asking you all these questions?

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>>114947028living poo poo that crawls around your intestines

>>114949650You can only see the difference if you have hyper realistic eyes yourself.

>>114950700That's my fetish

>>114949193Thanks, it's pretty good

>>114938419>Gamers Against Weed shitLorebuilding, not saying it's great but it makes sense in-universe>SCP-2721I don't mind media references to an extent, but yea that one is taking it too far>SCP-3312>SCP-3625Not too good, but I wouldn't say SCPs like that are generally a bad thing>SCP-3677What the fuck is this shit? At least it barely has any upvotes.>SCP-3999Fuck you, that one is great and one of the best format screws.>SCP-4444I see why people dislike this one, I don't mind it too much as it's still written coherently and somewhat believable within universe.>SCP-5004Now this is a fucking abomination, I tried making an account just to downvote that horrible piece of shit. Definitely needs to be a -J article, no idea what they were thinking.>all elseI don't get what's the issue with those besides their length

>>114947028A clown with a MASSIVE erection.

>>114943476>assigned task force called "Male To Female"What did they mean by this?

>>114947028>>114950700oh yeah what if i just shit the fucker out

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>>114938299>Zach pulled out his gun and shot itevery time

>>114937933THAT MII WAS ME?! AHHHHH, I'M LOSING MY MIND! AHHHHH!

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>getting this angry at Kiwi FarmsYou guys got mocked there, didn’t you?

>>114951896Dilate

>>114949056no mario

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>>114951773No, we just know who you are and how shitty your administrator is.

>>114951896What the fuck did OP even do

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>>114951896This guy always shows up in interesting threads.The fuck does he even like?

>>114952417He likes being a degenerate tranny that hates it when people have fun.

>>114952240It’s not about OP. It’s about what everyone in the thread is obsessing about right now, which is off topic.

>>114952753Then why the fuck did you pin this shit on him and insult him when it's not even his fault?

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>>114952958 I didn’t. I’m just trying to explain the other guy’s though process. I could’ve made it a bit clearer though, so I apologize for being vague.

>>114951896Who shit in your spaghetti?

>>114953230Oh shit, i mistook you for the other guy. I apologise too

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>>114953314It’s fine, man. No harm, no foul.

>>114941623>>114942868>>114942948Isn't RPC the off-shoot that basically wanted to be a curated SCP? That is, they were just gonna be like "Yeah, ignore those SCPs and read up on these instead."

>>114945870>>114945990See, meta-SCPs like these that could be interacted with in real life, like an Instagram account or a Minecraft server, have the ability to be creative takes on the concept by allowing readers to create their own experiences, like an ARG.Too bad modern SCP doesn't have that kind of guile.>>114951942t. PPP stan

>>114951192>SCP-3999>fuck you, that one is great and one of the best format screwsHaha, no.It's just a tl;dr with a shitty pay-off.

>>114954205How did the author even get away with that, let alone be praised for it? There used to be a time when you would have been fucking destroyed if you tried to pass off stupid shit like that as an SCP

>>114938012no shit haven't you read scp-231?

>>114951773Kiwi is basically Holla Forums to Holla Forums with names depending on where you are, of course they and Holla Forums would have antipathy.

>>114947431That's kinda neat anonImma steal it

>>114942409I think I've cracked the code for making a zillion gorillion dollars in the gaming industry with little to no effort: horror games about ostensibly cute things. You attract all the little kids who want to feel grownup for liking "disturbing" renditions of their favorite cartoons and shit, but also grow a bubble community the size of an African nation out of those same kids who create boatloads of fanart and poorly written fanfics about your cute-creepy characters fucking each others' brains out. Plus you have the built-in fleet of advertisers in the form of lets-players who make their bread and butter off that exact specific genre.

>>114945002Stairs are thick and sturdy so they tend to last longer than walls do.

>>114955522You're not entirely wrong. "Baldi's Basics" blew up on the premise of being a horror game that looked like complete shit.

>>114952240>>114952958Thanks for the Albert reactions user

>>114954348The site was already in terminal state at that point.

>>114957093You're welcome. Fat Albert is a hidden treasure trove of reactions

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>>114947028Aspects of reality breaking down the farther away you get from the center of the seeable universe.

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>>114940627>You remember the Zoosadism leaks?Ironically, a lot of the work was made by furries who legitimately wanted to kick bad people out of the fandom.The kero confirmations/dog video? The original leaks? The deep web pages leaks? All furries, Kiwifarms just took a lot of the spotlight because they would die before they admit they got help from furries.

>>114938621>They would be fake, if they didn't get people fucking arrestedThey have gotten like... What? One dude arrested? Out of the thousands of threads they have.The Zoosadist threads where legit but a lot of the others they have are fake shit made specifically to find a lolcow.

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May as well ask here. Anyone know the story of the girl and her group of friends who find some cursed journal and written in diary entries. Further along the writing gets distorted and eventually violent tendencies grow in the girl. Also had images of the girl’s diary.

>>114943917My man

>>114945870>people actually take this site seriously

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>>114959163Sounds like "I found a dead girl's diary".

>>114959612It had couple decent objects and interesting style, then it got popular thanks to face cam youtubers playing Containment Breach to death and the rest is history.

>>1149471452137

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>>114944990This! Many articles feel so long just for the sake of being Obtuse

>>114945289Sort of lika tripcode?

>>114937933>Tiny Tim starts playing

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>>114938419You forgot to include this one.scp-wiki.net/scp-3015

>>114960222What am I supposed to be seeing here?

>>114943476What is up with those four new symbols? >risk class>disruption classWhat?

>>114960353not reading, give me a rundown

>>114960353You can add pretty much any GAW-related SCP, about 95% of them are cringe

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>>114960378They're like the dragon classes from How to train your dragon

Hey not sure who it was but I read Necrosleep last night Was really good I love stories that make you question the writer and the ending was fucked up

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>>114960325Hey I love that story Old WW2 experiment stories are a blast