Worst Things You Heard in 2016

>I bought it three times, once on PC, then on PS4, and now the special edition! I sure do love video games!

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There is already a thread for that

No there's not. This is personal, user. This year only.

Thank God I barely talk to this moron to begin with.

Implications that skyrim is not the greatest game.

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To be fair, I probably have more than that in total for WoW. And in my defense I'm not playing it these days anymore.

>4000 hours
How do you not get bored of that shit?
Don't these people play anything else?

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I had more than a year of gametime in WoW before I quit.
Thats more than 8760 hours

I know for a fact that the guy that said this stupid shit to me used to post on Holla Forums, too. He probably still does

Each game is at least half an hour. That's 800 games.
Gee I fucking wonder.

Is this an escapism thing? They don't want to be confronted with the possibility that anything is bad so they just stick their heads in the sand and waste money?
How do people have the cash to do this kind of shit?

"Have you been doing it for you, but the more the. I will not have the ability of my life and death of his friends and relatives and then the other side. . The other side. . The other side. . The other hand, I am a beautiful person. I would like to go to the grocery store, but I don't know if I had a great day and night night, but something that is a good skit the best! No super rush, but I think it's toxic chemicals, and I still have the right to be the first time in the next few days. . I am not going on with my wife is not only to assist you in the middle of downtown downtown. I am proud of the year, I will not have the ability of my friends and family. The only person thing, but I think the only way we do. I have a bunch of stuff goes to show up! Imagine that you can be very helpful. I am proud of the year, but I'll be able to get a drink somewhere?"

Is that supposed to be a defense?


What the fuck?

He plays some single player RPG's to my knowledge but not much else. I know he likes Fallout 3, Dragon Age: Origins and the first 2 gens of pokémon.

Also second to WoW, this is high on the shame scale for me.


I like dota 2, but got ~520 hours in it.

No im just explaining why 4000 hours actually isn't shit. Yes, it does have a crushingly high skill curve, regardless of how much you dislike the game. The difference between a new and skilled player monumentally obvious. You will never be a top player without putting tens of thousands of hours into it.

I don't know man. I guess he has a job so he can waste his money wherever he wants, but it's true he made a pretty stupid decision. I guess he was just in denial. Who knows, maybe he had fun with the walking simulator, shit tastes seem to run wild these days.

He's 2,3k MMR after 4k hours

What are the odds?
You fags always fall for this shallow cartoony overdesigned Fantasy settings.
Why do you subhumans still come to this board?
You barely play anything else and have just as much shit taste as cuckchan or Reddit.

Fucking tag

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As far as I'm concerned, there's only one icon for video games, and he perfectly embodies what has happened to the industry.

Friends from university convinced me to try LOL

I might have enjoyed a game or five

That's more like it.

are you saying you didn't rike it?

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have over 5 thousand matches on hon, and quit sometime after the third year of the game being out of beta and moved to dota 2 and put about a 1.3k hours into dota 2(didn't play dota 2 heavily always took long breaks which usually ended up playing an mmo like ffxiv) and put some goy dollars towards gaben, but I finally broke free of assfaggots earlier this year sold all my dota 2 shit for about 38 steam shekels and can't think of anything to buy with it
I understand why I liked hon it was pretty toxic with all the hate towards teammates and the enemy team and it was extremely fast pace when it came down to killing, and honestly a lot of the heroes from hon were generally very fun to play like deadwood

There was this one guy who threatened to kill me when I corrected him. Apparently he's some bigshot in the miilitary, and he mentioned something about gorilla warfare.
Seriously though, even though all my friends are either normalfags or halfchan shitposters who think they're funny, the worst I got was people making fun of my non-mechanical keyboard. That and "There is nothing wrong with Windows 10"

Oh boy.

Unrelated to videogames but also

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Picking the same shit half a dozen toons doesn't make you skilled.

Team vs Team esports dickwaving

What's wrong with Rogue One?

You think that's bad, try talking to Valvecucks about Dota 7.00.


This "sympathizing with devs like they're literally child sweatshop workers" shit needs to fucking stop. Triple-digit employee companies that have that problem are maliciously incompetent and mismanaged, not underdogs.

Overwatch threads on Holla Forums

Star Wars is a shit franchise, that's what.
I haven't seen a single thing about that movie whatsoever

Saw somewhere that even shitrags like NYT and the New Yorker are giving it crap reviews. People will still go see the shit though. Star Wars fanboys love eating shit.

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Wow, his schtick really doesn't work without the voices to back it up.

I call bullshit, no can possibly be this retarded.

Don't be so sure about that.
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News Flash: Insane Combinatorics Do Not Make Deep Or Interesting Games!

Tonight on NBC 26: new research shows that just because you can stick 100 items on 100 heroes does not mean the game is good! New studies have discovered that in spite of the sheer number of possibilities, only a small handful are viable, and even so, the game can still have the execution floor of "potato" and ceiling of "Down's Syndrome" and still be defended by addicts to justify running away from their problems. We've got a Dota addict here to elaborate.

"Dota is the most skillful game in the world. You can build Silver Edge, Echo Sabre, or BKB! You can pick support and get raped in every fight after 10 minutes or pick carry and win games by getting one kill and then right clicking anything in range for 30 minutes! I dare you to find a more skillful game. Even Chess can't compare."

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This tbh fam

What the fuck does the "Dark Souls of their genre" mean?

HOLY FUCK WHY
I KNEW GAME JOURNALISM WAS SHIT BUT
WHY
METEOR WHEN

Its the "Citizen Kane of X" maymay taken by normalfags seriously.

I think it means "is challenging", because Dark Souls is the first videogame to be challenging

I don't understand why some parents don't hear their little shit of a son screaming like that, when I did that as a child my parents would have slapped the shit out of my until I stoped

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I just assume they're workaholics, which is the same explanation I used for how little kids on CoD could scream "faggot" at me without their parents slapping the shit out of them like mine would.

Dark souls IS a fantasy Rpg you fucking moron
Fuck, how do I get into games journalism? It must be easy money since even complete retards can do it

Easy, sell your soul and suck that tranny dick. You'll be rolling in dosh in no time.

Censorship apologists.

I live in a free, atheist and degenerate country so I can never get used to it.


That is the point you cuck.

this year I heard that people unironically play Overwatch

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

My parents worked too. But they didn't let me play videogames. I had to watch Scandinavian youth television and read books.

L O L

Go dip your dick into a vat of sulphuric acid you fucking subhuman

"She was moonlighting as a pornographic model"

And then they listened to a full explanation of the story. If not for that reaction, this would've been the stupidest games-related thing someone has said to me all year.

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The SECOND one at that, I believe

What? They did that?

Yes;
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That's fucked up

So when is the soonest we can play Roy?

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That's the least of it. She was also working as a fucking escort.

I said worst, not funniest.

Despised? It's not real, nobody really cares. But it is not socially acceptable ofcourse. But what you do in your own home is nobody's business.
Censored or banned? No.

And that's the crux. You do not censor or ban things you don't agree with because of some vague moral outrage. But my country is the outlier in that regard.

and the page just updated

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This don't add up, boss.

It almost [Current Year] + 1 user, stop it.

If I got a dollar for every single time I heard this the past months

Nobody is going to tell this user he meant 8000 games?

I feel like i played the same shit back in 2004.

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I'm taking the bait and leaving.

Fucking kill yourself, you degenerate sack of shit.

Get over it, kike.

and here we see the typical antipedo having the knee-jerk rage spasm he was programmed to have by years of television programs.

notice how he straight out exploded into ad hominems and buzzwords like the programming told him to.

The salt from SJWs in the days following the election was glorious, and I'm looking forward to the day I'll collect salt from the alt-right when Trump inevitably sucks Israeli and Saudi dick.

Why.
Fucking why.

What the heck does that even mean

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We should legalize clone ownership tbh, clones don't have souls so who cares if clones are abused?

worst thing this year was these faggots shiposting in every loli thread, o yeah and jim the faggot closing hebe, how gay, even tough these guys stayed in their pit the whole time , they were the normalfag scare away.

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He's going to suspend the election results.

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[Current Year] + 2

Are you a kike too?

atleast post good material

You have to go back.

Does your mom cry a lot? Just asking.

Uh? Anyone care to explain to me what this nonsense "safety pin" meme is? Do I even want to know?

The "alt-right" e-celebs are pro-Israel, user. You're getting your memes mixed up.

I will tell Malik Obama about this

The dumbest thing I've heard all year wasn't vidya related, but rather a vegan trying to explain how drinking milk strips calcium from your bones

indication of safe space?
subtle undertones of calling anyone who needs a safe space a babby

I figured? I mean I'm not going to try and dissect leftard memes/nonsense, but this safety pin one takes the "pants-on-head-retarded" award

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The safety pin is to show you are "safe" and are against Trump or whatever. It's actually a troll move because the original meaning of the safety pin was to indicate that you were up for taking it up the ass (but with a condom on) from random gay dudes, and now all the tards are walking around advertising their ass is freely available because they want to "show support". Even Lebron James is on the cover of a magazine wearing a safety pin. Fucking faggot.

Reminds me when a vegan was trying to convince me that we should only drink human milk and just milk women like cows instead. I'm pretty sure just eating vegetables all day fucks up your brain.

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Your wife might let you do that after she has babby.

only way to get women to produce milk constantly is by keeping them constantly pregnant.

Of course vegans want to switch to human "milk". All they do is suck cock.

You guys read the doujin?

Cant we keep the normalfag political shit in your subreddit?

That sounds hot as fuck. Never thought I would ever agree with a vegan about anything.

Isn't milking a cow good for it? Surely having a cow for milking would be beneficial for everyone.

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oh sweet fuck

Nah, you can feed specific foods and stimulate the nipples to lactate. Even dudes can do it. It's a shitload of effort though.

Dairy cows have also been selectively bred and engineered for generations to produce as much milk as possible. Human cows have not. The price per gallon would skyrocket.

yeah, i bet you're an expert on the topic

sauce plox

+2*
Get it right, newfag.

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Lurk more newfaggot

nice meme

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Vomit inducing garbage, ShindoL is a sickfuck.

What's with this 2016 is the worst year meme? I thought it was pretty great.

Fallout4 story. Entire thing.
It is fucking insult for anyone who plays the game. Most logical thing you can do is installing no essential NPCs and murdering everyone.
Don't worry they are so retarded you won't feel regret.

Once came across some guy throwing a genuine autistic sperg fit over people liking a game he doesn't like as if it mattered.

Fucking 2016, man.

why do we have 7 grumpy circlejerk threads

because Holla Forums is getting 4chanized since hotwheels left, its only going to go downhill from here.

Trust me, I'm a lawyer.


But that's why I can't look away. It's like a trainwreck for my boner.


lel, it's been bad while he was here too.

it was better than now

I'm pretty sure that guy just has a fetish.

I would bet dollars to donuts that the people who play Legion on this board are the people who play Overwatch on this board. Blizzdroning is a hell of a drug.

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It ruins the lore of Kyle mother fucking Katarn that's what's wrong with it.

is there a version of the comic where hillary wins and he's on his house, but this time, the house is not on fire, its cold as fuck since the nuclear winter hit after ww3 and he ponders to himself (maybe that house on fire would've been handy on times like these)

Are you saying that a flaming house would protect you from nuclear holocaust?

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A fridge could
Dont try this at home

Why wouldn't that fridge protect you from a flaming house, then?

Sorry chumps, you don't get to gatekeep. Besides, it's not like Trump won't betray the rest of his voters either.

Checkmate

WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW

>trump ""won""

>>>Holla Forums

>>>/reddit/

We don't want you here.

I don't want you here.
Get out of my thread.

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This guy has to be running some kind of false flag smear campaign against Holla Forums

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>Thumper is a good rhythm game

You can't make this shit up

No replies, just report on sight. This kills the namefag

It's blatantly obvious if you go look, I can't find those comics or that namefag anywhere on that board.
>people think they actually moved to another website

I wish this meme would die

learn the lore

Nah, he is just like any other namefag. Trying to bring attention to him

If lolifags are pedophiles everyone who's played vidya is a murderer.
This meme should be more than dead at this point.


That's not even the worst part
How these people can shit on Bush for going after Iraqi WMDs while doing the same exact thing but even more retarded and against a country that actually has WMDs is beyond mere mortals such as we.
That nigger also gave my state enough of a kick in the teeth already by killing all the oil leases, if we get a war with Russia I'm going to be first in line to make the governor and legislature get Alaska back in Russian hands.

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The entitled meme is one of the worse I've encountered ever

It's gotten consumers to attack other consumers for lack of brand loyalty, I mean what the fuck?

what do you hope you gain by derailing every thread into Holla Forums meta?

Please tell me you're just strawmanning

Go away, user.

Stop replying to those kinds of posts, all it does is derail

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read second to last post

I think I found your problem, user.

I know but thread said stupidest thing, I was going to post something else but then I saw this and it just blew everything else fucking away.

why dont you go away?

Well, I thought the implication was that it was related to video games

Wait we talk about video games on Holla Forums?

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This is a no bullying allowed board

Well I was hoping to play the new zelda by the end of the year wish it had come out. It looks pretty fun. Nintendos christmas lineup is really empty this year. Kinda sucks. Not too many great games came out this year not really a surprise

- my tacky wagie normalfag brother telling a old couple with to get for their son in the xbox1 game section of walmart
- my brother answer me about a question
- my brother

not vidya but

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Im not sure if I want to see those

He wanted an explanation and he got one.
Go choke on dick somewhere else.

He's not that far off. While drinking milk does increase the calcium in your bones, it's actually cow calcium not human calcium. If you've been drinking milk your whole life then your skeleton is mostly cow calcium which isn't fully compatible with the human immune system. It will lead to degenerative diseases and arthritis later in life.
Now you know.

Thats not how it works, what is the composition of it really and what is its name?

I disagree with what you say, but I applaud your use of that Franken Fran pic

I though the Assburger thing was just a joke, but fuck no it isn't

Calcium is an element, it's literally on the periodic table. It doesn't matter where you get it from, Ca2+ ions are still Ca2+ ions.
There has been a link between drinking milk and type-1 diabetes though, and that has to do with the immune system.

Is this satire? Tell me it's satire.
>when you elect a Republican majority, that's the government they're going to get

So they said Hillary won, but also that the Republicans won, and that a powerful minority was able to override the majority, but the GOP is also the majority. Now they're focusing on coal miners losing their insurance, but that's under the assumption that they had qualified for obamacare in the first place, and they're gonna drive the point home with a picture of some rundown house overgrown with weeds in the middle of nowhere they the photographer probably spray painted "TRUMP!" on, himself, as if to suggest a coal miner is actually living in that run down shack.
How do these people function on a day to day basis?


That's entirely wrong. The real issue is that calcium is does not have much bio-availability, so you can be swallowing calcium and magnesium tablets all day and still not achieve optimal bone density. Hydroxyapatite is the natural building block for bones, and we no longer consume it in any quantity because we don't sit around chewing on bones like an animal. Luckily for those of us not willing to take on the habit of gnawing on bones to improve our bone density, there's a supplement called "Bone-Up" produced from ground up calf bone and mixed with some minerals to help with the uptake.
It's not like how plant protein varies from animal protein.

Franken Fran a cutie.
I still want a fucking clone though.

I take it all back, this is the worst thing I've heard all year.

You mean calcium?
It's not a fucking brand-name medication, calcium is calcium whether it's in cow milk or human milk.
The only legitimate health-based anti-milk platform is the fat content of cow's milk, anything else is vegan autism

reminder that anons memed this into existence

go back to halfchan if you get triggered by this shit, faggot

that's the funniest thing i've heard in weeks, thanks.

or you could just go back to reddit since you have no interest in video games

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I know right?

A Calcium atom is a Calcium atom, you can't say it's from a cow.

i thought me ending up with 3 copies of ass creed 3 was bad, even though i didnt pay for them

tj "calcium expert" yoshi

boy do I #feelthebern

Watch his press conference, he ain't doing shit.

PRESIDENT TRUMP

I want to call bullshit because if he really liked it than he'd have bought all the DLC and got SE for free, but at the same time he bought a Bethesda game on console so it wouldn't be beyond a person that retarded to do something so retarded.

>Come buy Monster Hunter Generations with us user, it's way better than 4U.

People are trying to spin it into Obama giving up on the United States because he's so disappointed in our racisms.

I fucking wish he would. But he bought a house in DC and is preparing to be a thorn in Trump's ass rather than moving back to his state that probably wants to eat him for doing absolutely nothing to help them.

King nigger's legacy is in flames and he's trying to piss it out in rage.

Let him try. I'm sure Obama will love to try being a thorn when Trump starts considering opening a case for being involved with Clinton's private email.

Obama gave up 5 years ago.


I'm enjoying watching him flounder as it all comes crumbling down around him.

Not him, but I see no reason to think that trump would be a good president, and plenty of reasons to think he won't.

The fact he's not only not going to take action to try to migiate claimate change but outright wants to remove proctions and strip the EPA of it's power alone outweighs any good he can do. The fact he also wants to gut net neutrality and is pro mass surrilance and anti encryption only makes matter worse.

The sole positive thing I can see coming out of his presidency is keeping SJW's at bay and making them butthurt.

As long as he doesn't start shit with Russia, he's the president I voted for.

Trump will good for people who own businesses. I will inherit my fathers business in the next year. Future is looking bright for me under Trump.

Are you fucking drunk?

Considering he doubled back from "climate change is a conspiracy" to "there may be evidence of man-made impact of climate" in under a week of being elected, pretty sure it was just an election point to swing conservative voters. Overall, as a dual U.S.-Russian citizen, I'm with

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I don't like him trusting Putin, but I also don't like conflict with Russia. Perhaps he'll tug on Putin's balls a bit just so they stop doing dumb shit like invading Crimea because "muh NATO." The problem with Holla Forums is that you can't criticize Trump or Putin with not having a big week long ban stuck up your ass.

So in other words, they've became what they hated?

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I don't know, but it has definitely gotten worse after when Trump was elected. Now you can't even talk about real shit anymore. All the self-betterment/literature threads get bumplocked.

I would think with Holla Forums's past history of looking into jewish connections, regardless whether their target was left or right leaning, that they'd learn to be careful not to fall into their hands. Then again, that infograph I saw of one of Trump's crew Jared Whatshisname did a good job of influencing people. Sounds like a grade-A compromised board.

No, Holla Forums is legitimately that retarded.

can confirm.

What was he even saying?

This.


It's a ripoff of Dark Forces being written by a guy who's most successful film was American Pie. Guess why.


I could've sworn I chose a future where everyone had hoverboards not cultural marxist broads.

It's a UK anti-BREXIT meme, people starting wearing them to let mudslimes know they were okay with them sitting next to them on public transport because literally 6 gorillion of them were assault after BREXIT was voted on, much like 66 gortrillion gay people and women had Trump's stump shoved up their rumps by the gosh darn Ray Cysts and their Repupper goons after the US election, so some tumblrina who couldn't think of some hot new OC just stole it from them.

Star Wars is dead. I use to love the shit out of it, but now it's dead.

FUCKING SAN DIEGO REEEEEEEE

That doesn't look like Star Wars, that looks like a kid show that probably shouldn't be aired on TV.

What the fuck did he DO that they love so much? just being black?

Yo-gabba-gabba season 2: DMT boogaloo

Oh, you know, torturing people, bombing children, starting wars. The usual.

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As one of the 90s kids who was really cognizant until all the Star Wars video games like X-Wing, Dark Forces and Shadows of the Empire were coming out, the new Disney shit hit me really hard. They fucking annihilated Kyle Katarn so they could have ANOTHER female lead. And not him by himself and a female sidekick, no, it has to be her multicultural band of token minorities killing zombie-like storm troopers for 2 hours. I can still think about and even watch the originals, I can appreciate the world building aspects and the ideas behind the prequels, but everything from here on is hollow. All I got left now is anime.

Generally speaking I hate blatant fanboyism, although most of that comes from the musterd race these days.
I really don't like people defending shit like micritransactions, especially in full $60 games.

But the top of my list is the single story dlc for gta5 being cancelled in favor of more shitty online shit that is now going to be the standard for Rockstar games.
It reminds me of the general feeling around bioware around the time EA bought them. Especially with take 2 being more and more Ubisoft

While I'm not a huge follower of Star Wars since I haven't delved too deep into the lore, it will be upsetting that they will never make another podracing game.

And what the fuck are you talking about? Every bumplocked thread I see in the Holla Forums catalog right now is blogpost threads. There are only two possible exceptions. One being critical of Trump, but uses blatant leftypol or CTR meme imagery. The second being an eceleb PJW thread fellating Russia.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT
this pisses me off way more than it should.
NIGGA IN WHAT WORLD WOULD YOU EVER DEFEND HAVING A POTENTIAL VIRUS ON YOUR PC, EVEN IF IT'S ONLY FOR ONE DAY, LIKE YOU SAY. LIKE HOLY FUCK, SJW'S ARE STARTING TO SOUND LESS BRAINDEAD THAN CAPCUCKS. HOW DO YOU NIGGERS DO IT JESUS CHRIST I DIDN'T THINK I COULD BE THIS MAD OVER PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW YET THE FGC JUST MANAGED TO TOP EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING I HATE ABOUT SOCIETY GOD FUCING DAMN WHY DID SFV WIN BEST FIGHTING GAME LIKE JESUS CHRIST YOU HAD KOF XIV AND POKKEN AND THEY STILL WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER FIGHTING GAME OF THE YEAR CHOICES

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Did you even watch it? I just got back and it's fucking great. All the multicultural tokens die you stupid alarmist

holy shit

Well…


Fuck everything.

Somewhere along all that my friend said something that made me tell him that he is using the same argument the NSA uses to spy on everyone… "Oh if you have nothing to hide then you have nothing to fear!"

I don't remember why or what made me say that because I'm mad as hell.

Why am I friends with gullible fuckin' faggots?

Sorry faggot but if you judge things based on "there's a girl, a black, and an asian in it" and never watch it yourself or form your own opinion, you're just as bad as the liberal hugboxes you fear. You're just on the opposite end of the spectrum but you're still human trash who can't think and parrots others to feel intelligent.

I bet you're one of those retards who thinks Mad Max Fury Road is feminist propaganda.

just mashing every key you can reach doesn't constitute an effective insult, kid

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How?

I believe the EU is the culprit between all the unrest between US and the RF

Means he considers "Souls" to have become its own fucking genre.


Oh goody, now I can toss that archive link onto this image I've had for a while.

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With the new movie they got rid of all the cool expanded universe stuff. It does suck that Podracing is part of the Prequels since that shit was great. There was another game on PS2 that was more focused on fucking up your opponents/not dying.


I really have to ask, since Capcom is realizing every uneducated mom's though that videogames give computer viruses, is there any downside to piracy anymore? Only thing that comes to mind is Multiplayer and Patches, both of which are double edged swords.

Skyrim original > Skyrim remastered

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I overheard people talking about game stereotypes and then someone said, "E.T. for the Atari 2600 was not a bad game."

I also explained what happened to that smart ass motherfucker and they still weren't getting it

user I am ashamed


I think he was trying to be satirical, but, you never know.


Stay mad.


This is a guy who played DotA and DotA 2, but, every time Techies was in the game he couldn't figure out why he kept dying.

virtue signalling
/liberty/ is best, followed by /thirdposition/, then Holla Forums and finally Holla Forums

The biggest load of bullshit that i have ever heard

Just all the chat about the the NES Classic in general. It's from the same people who call Skyrim the best game ever and watch The Walking Dead/Game of Thrones religiously. Why would I want a non-expandable emulation device that doesn't even let me pick which games I get on it?

That instance is one I just don't fucking get. Tales of Xillia 2 got away just fine with a similar instance of a kid being impaled (or at least it looks extremely like impalement; not entirely sure how manifesting the Key as a lance works, but Elle visually seems pretty damn stuck through the weapon, just in a different part that the section being jammed into Chronos, and the lance needed to be tinged with her void essence to properly cripple Cronos). Granted, that time the kid didn't die (they limply slide off the shaft after a while once they're no longer needed, letting Bisley get on with torturing Cronos, but are still all fucked up from both it and the catalyst transformation), but why is Berseria suddenly given the "Whoops, can't show that in a T rated western release" treatment, when two years prior it was fine?


Don't forget odd choice of what games it even comes with, like Castlevania II, but not Castlevania III.

Yeah, the game choice bugs me too. If it had an SD card slot or something I'd be considering it. As is, why bother? It doesn't even have Shatterhand.

I'm so sorry.
t. fellow Scandinavian

I assume they just went for thirty of the more popular, common, and recognizable titles, and just called it a day. If they had opted for acquiring some of the rarer, more expensive, and perhaps lesser known these days games, I could see it as having some reasonable value in helping get the saps that buy it to develop a bit more taste and try something they might otherwise not have bothered with, but nope. Of course, I have to wonder if maybe they did bother to ask some companies about particular ones and got turned down (Dragon Quest IV, perhaps, given how much Square-Enix HATES digitally rereleasing Enix's old titles on the VC or PSN), or if they even bothered to consider those worth it compared to other, more popular titles. Fuck, with the filesize of NES games compared to even rather low sizes of memory storage these days, they could have included a LOT more than just limiting it to thirty games. Unless the intent is that if they went any higher and still charged $2 a game people might not drop the money, or somewhere down the line to release an NES Classic 2, 3, [X] or something with other titles for the same "$60 for 30 games" pricetag.

I think the right way to do it would have been to give you 30 games with the thing, and give it SD storage so you can buy others digitally after. But this is Nintendo, so of course they wouldn't do that. It really just strikes me as something for tech-illiterate older people who had an NES when it came out, or something hipsters put on their shelf and look at.

Scamco has always been trigger happy with censorship, if anything because they're paranoid about losing the T rating to an M. What is odd is they tend not to mess with the Tales games that much, then they suddenly pulled an NoA at last minute.

star wars was born disfigured; and it suffered a case of SIDS after George 'luck'-arse continued his stupid rambling from Ep VI into Ep I.
Lucas is a lucky hack, and I do not appreciate his soap opera for being a soap opera.
BSG is always better

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Xillia 2 retained a mere T-rating though (in NA anyhow; not sure what it saw in PEGI or how it compared to ratings prior Tales saw there), whereas in Japan it actually had to get a higher than standard rating for the series due to the bleed mechanic, or something (Tales having usually saved actual visible bloodshed for rare, important moments). I mean, unless they opted to make Berseria a gorefest in Japan (which I doubt they would have, given how Japan is on the opposite side of the spectrum of censorship of violence vs sexuality, but that's without having played Berseria) or going beyond innuendos and/or "accidents" as far as sexual themes, I doubt that Berseria wouldn't have gotten a T-rating over that scene, when Xillia 2 has an apparently similar child impaling, and without the red and white silhouetting either.


Again, it certainly does help matters that so much is still missing from the VC and PSN rerelease set up. Even if you could essentially buy NES games from the VC and then load and play them via the NES Classic, there's still shit loads that would be missing. I'd agree that having SD storage and loading would be much better, but only if the user could place whatever NES or FC files on it they want to (and pretty much no big company is going to condone pirating, especially of games they may or may not own the rights to themselves).

Todd, people have given plenty of reasons why it sucks.

Second part meant for .

What an incredible comic book revelation. As for the threads "criticizing" Trump, it's always the same tired shit that everybody already knows, and that nobody actually cares about. The purpose of Trump is to stop the Left's momentum and start the Right's. The strategy currently being playing is the same that the Left has used for hundreds of years to successfully shift the Overton window: "x did nothing wrong except not going far enough." Overcome your autism and understand this, or stick to your video games.

You know you could just pirate it and not give Disney your money, right? Get over yourself.

What's funny with these faggots is that you think furfags teaching kids to yiff is okay, yet some sexually-repressed Japanese man making doujins of Cirno is way over the fucking line. Oh and those double standard faggots that think /ss/ is fine but lolishit is fucking child porn, yet by their definition, /ss/ is child porn as well.

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Grimdark fantasy with challenging difficulty, I've heard the same about a Castlevania clone

Chekd

Holy fuck shush reddit shush

Maybe he's a gay jew.

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Most normalfags got it so they can mod it on console, which was poorly implemented anyway from what I understand exactly like Failout quattro anyway. For what purpose? Even then I only bought the game just to mod it and make into a porno anyway


At this point I think I'm an even bigger sucker than the idiots who bought it multiple times

Shut your whore mouth! Let me cry…

sauce?

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I am almost entirely convinced that the reason they named the "contractual female humanoid alien" P.B. is for a sandwich joke later in the game with a random person called Jay.

sh-shut up you fucking alt-right RACIST

Two of my best friends debating the virtue of grinding for lootboxes in OW versus just buying them.
I have reached the point where I almost can't touch a game if it has multiplayer (defining feature or not) if it comes with unlocks or any other kind of Skinner boxes.

I had six hundred days in my Perfect Dark Combat Simulator profile. From the time I was 16 when it came out until I was about 21 that was my go-to game

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Overwatch threads on Holla Forums

Everything that anons say in a thread they don't like, whoever stays the longest says the dumbest shit.
Ruined dubs in record time too.

Ok, judge me for that but i might replay skyrim with the multiplayer mod and some additions, it looks stable enough at this moment.

…I'm sorry, was that supposed to be an argument?

That artist traces most of his work.

Couldn't find the screencap I thought I took the other day, but some user here posted in the FFXIV thread that he put something over 20k hours into FFXI Online.

So have this screencap instead

Thank god the game isn't completely VR focussed.

Absolutely disgusting

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WTF I'm gay now.

Undertaleposting is possibly the easiest way to get (You)s at the moment

WHAT

Dude gets drunk on E3, lies about his games and his studio makes millions in preorders.
I love him, he's the absolute madman.

Mass Effect 3

Go up the stairs and then to the right. He can jump up from there but you need to call him.

I bought Dragon's Dogma 3 times. Original release on 360, Dark Arisen on PS3, and then PC release.

You know, I used to play Overwatch after a friend convinced me to buy it if he paid for half of it. I found it entertaining to an extent, but the game itself was simplistic and dumbed down for modern audiences. Even then, I still had fun with it, as a mindless shooter, primarily the 1v1 and 3v3 mode. Then they rolled out the holiday event, and every skin they were front lining was trash, plus "limited time only, goy!". So I figured I'd just keep playing a bit every once in a while when I needed something to do. Then, during a match another player complained about spending $45 on loot boxes and only getting one holiday skin. That blew me away, that after paying full price for a game, you'd pour more money into cosmetic items. The next day, I mentioned it to another person I knew who played, who promptly told me with pride that he got two holiday skins after buying ONLY $60 of boxes.

I suddenly realized how horrifying this game was, and uninstalled it immediately.

just kill them all dude

bui here

please erp with me as klonoa with stinky paws and i'll stop :3

my discord is Bui#3468
steam steamcommunity.com/id/furrets
you must have a cute klonoa avatar or i won't add you~

yeah, this one
i made it six years ago
textadventures.co.uk/games/view/q8rkrmkbn0g5sfxo0axdjq/heliacal-hostility

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you know if i'm to be honest, i had hope the beginning of this year, but so much bullshit happened i'm fresh out of hope, i just want a reset where things are 0.000001% better

I have no idea what you're talking about that comic was obviously the pinnacle of humor and wit.

get a hobby, kid

I got that much from the wiki article and I think that's probably a good summary of what happened with this man, but I'd like a bit more detail. Story time, please?

My best mate who has been increasingly distant since I moved to nippon with my wife.

>Can't find him on steam

"Oh I don't play video games since the whole…Pumpkin President thing. I realise it's just as bad as giving money to the KKK"

I JUST WANNA PLAY VIDEO GAMES

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He wasn't your friend. Real friends never act like that.

We we're before I left a year ago.
Now my entire former friends group are full on kool-aid bathers.

I should have known when they started posting shit like "UHHH FALLOUT 4, I CAN'T WAIIIT" and about how "Awesome" Overwatch was and I say that as someone who plays Overwatch. It's not that great but it's something.

user, take solace in the fact that other Regressive Progressives are going the same way as previous generations. Soon, vidya shall be the private haven it once was and those who have sullied and corrupted vidya for the sake of shekels and cross-promotional DewRitos deals will suffer for their crimes.

After so much work put into trying to make vidya palatable to overstuffed hipsters and pretentious ideologues, they have made everything backfire by claiming vidya is the domain of the Right Wing Death Squad White Supremacist.

Not all vidya, but here's some shit from my sjw sister over the of the year

>This is why you shouldnt play CoD I hate CoD
"GO HIL- DOG, ROCK THE VOTE!"
She's been admitted ti the mental ward at least twice this year Im embarrased for her

>She's been admitted ti the mental ward at least twice this year
Before or after Trump got elected?

both :'^)

Has Soulslike been accepted as a genre yet?

Every single person I know who has a serious problem with Trump has mental, physical, financial, and family problems in spades.

These are people who can't maintain a healthy relationship with their own wives or children who think everyone else in the world is stupid for not thinking like them.

Gee I wonder why they hate him

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From what I remember he was basically a nerd who loved vidya, but ever since vanilla Sims 1 launched EA kept a tight grasp on him to squeeze as much money as they could from his ideas. Livin' Large was the only expansion he had complete control over, his original idea for sims was to keep making it more mature/black comedy and you see that a lot in the things that expansion added, after that he was just another designer. Again in Sims 2 he was in control of designing the vanilla game (and even that got horribly butchered since there are proofs of both weather and ownable cars being in earlier builds) and then had no more contact with the franchise besides the occasional (bastardized) idea. You can see a huge difference from vanilla Sims 2 to Sims 2 with all expansions, specially the ones post-Pets. From 2004 on he was concentrated full-time on Spore, that was the game he wanted to make since getting into the industry. EA started meddling with the production and insisting the game was casual/kid friendly, while the original idea focused on a more scientific and thus harder gameplay. Some other user wrote a good deal about how fucked Spore was by EA, I'm sure someone can post the image because I can't find it. Anyway shortly after Spore released and bombed hard Wright left EA and pretty much gave up on games, he messes with robot battles and ant farms now while EA continues raping what remains of the franchises he created.

Jesus, user. At least ms paint the fucking hands to not look like shit when you shoop things. God damn.

So how's your rapefugee invasion coming along?

Are you saying CS GO doesn't require skill? You don't have to like the game but of course it requires a lot of it, it's a tactical teamwork based shooter.

You are exactly like the pedo kike in that Salon article.
Yes, we do. Get used to it. You are evil, and people do not tolerate you. We don't care if you have autism too and think lolbertardianism is cool. Evil must be eradicated, banned, and wiped off from the face of the earth. You will never get your Jewish paradise where pedophilia is openly tolerated.

What parallel timeline are you posting from? Because in mine, the Jewish media 100% is trying to normalize pedophilia by promoting it on TV.
The only people who oppose your sickening mind, are normal, good people who have not yet been brainwashed to tolerate your evil.

What's funny is that you're so delusional you think people who do not tolerate pedophilia, somehow tolerate furries, let alone furries having children. Are you mad? No we don't. I guarantee you, you will not find a single person on the planet who is opposed to pedophilia, yet tolerates furries teaching their fetish to their children. Not one.
All of you degenerates will be going on a camping trip.

kill me

But human caused climate change IS a lie, user. It's a natural cycle between ice ages and warm ages, there is nothing we can do to stop that with current technology. If we focused more on advancing mankind and technology to another level, we might be able to save the coastal regions from sinking. But the only reason the establishment is claiming that humans are causing climate change, is so that they can suggest white people should have less children in order to pollute less and contribute less to overpopulation. Only whites are naive and pathologically altruistic enough to fall for some stupid shit like that, and thus, our populations begin to shrink. Next thing you know, the establishment says "Hey whites, your populations are shrinking, you need some sub 70 IQ migrants or else your countries will run out of people ;^)"

No, the user you are replying to is just lying to you.
Holla Forums as a whole is very suspicious of Putin, and all anyone is saying regarding Trump is that we'll have to wait until he's in office to see if he's a man of his word. Everyone will throw him under the bus if he betrays his word.

1) Games being called "Dark soul likes" for having any difficultly curve at all.
2) Censorship is OK if what it is censoring what might offend me.
3) Breeding season isn't a scam, those major updates are any day now!

Holla Forums having a field day I persume?

I don't think so, I would rather wager that some regulars on Holla Forums just simply are pedophiles and think that it's fine as long as they don't ever abuse a real child. Obviously it's not fine and no such human should be allowed to exist.

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Holla Forums is full of leftist faggots, they hate pure 2D loli yet love shit 3D loli.

No, I hate pedophiles and so does any good human.