WEBM Thread: For the oldfags

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Keep it vidya as always.

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Season 2 done.

they had one fucking job jesus christ

How do you deal with the painful daily reminder that anime will never be real anons?

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Rest in piece, thread.

love you, m8
keep it up

I demand rule 34 to be enforced!

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Here's my rabbit, the fat fucker

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Dry him off once you take him inside. My rabbit died of a severe cold he got because we left him outdoors during a cool summer night.
Hares can resist the cold easily, but rabbits have to retreat into their war underground homes for shelter.

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He lives in an outdoor hutch I built myself, he manages fine. Temp shock will fuck em up good and proper though

Take good care of him. It broke my heart when my little bugger died.

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Why are they taking so many pictures of the voice actor?
Also she has the thousand cock stare

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DELETE THIS!

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I welcome it with open arms

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There must be a stream of this somewhere. I want to laugh at how bad it is and how they can't be the slightest bit original with their camera shots.

I actually played sonic adventure 1 & 2 for the first time ever a week ago and had a lot of FUN

Did he work in PR before becoming a politician?

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what happened there

its how every single canadian politician operates. it was the same when conservatives were in power

It's the exact same shit that Red Ed did when he was interviewed.

its always the fucking germans right? gotta love it when the game is funded by the white-guilt lobby

What, are we going for GENTLEMEN memes or something?

It's really sad that people actually defend this sort of political weasel.

that's sudacas for you

No, he was a gym teacher and he only got in because of his father Fidel Castro Pierre Trudeau

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS PUT ASIDE THE RHETORIC

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alright, just ONE post

4 you

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Best poketeam, best admin.

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I really need to re-encode all my webms for the new file limit

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Hope you fapped to Pavita porn furiously after Fidel's death.

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THOSE FUCKING DIGITS SPEAK THE TRUTH

Seriously, he was bombastic.

i did it before and after, what does fidel have to do with it?

Yeah I actually enjoy the big the cat levels but I find it hilarious that the levels are so infamous.

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yeah, behold the mouths of the "sonic needs to run fast and nothing else" crowds.

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On one hand, cute as fuck.
On the other, Holy shit get a fucking girlfriend you fucking faggot.

I wasn't ready for the trip.

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Such a shitty thread.
Why haven't you all killed yourselves, almost every single video file posted in this thread has been posted in dozens of other threads.

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Drama teacher and part time ski instructor.

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I WANT THAT MOD. GIMME SENPAI

yeah.
pretty much.

Man, that was a fun game.

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Can someone come up with a good name for this webm? I'm thinking something like EA and paid reviews.

What game?

Thanks, Holla Forums

LOOKING FOR THE VERSION OF THIS WITH THE BLOWJOB

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Majestic

kek

Supreme taste

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pretty noice cunt

I can't tell if this guy is clever or if he's just an idiot with a modicum of engineering knowledge with access to a machine shop…

Weapons of the Edgemaster 101

You do have to be pretty smart to design/construct some of the shit he comes up with. It's not exactly redneck ducttape and zip tie engineering.

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nah

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gateboxlab.stores.jp/items/57ea607100d331404d002d77

2700 bucks. Get that NEET money and you too can 100% custom order your own, real life waifu.

if i wanted Bonzi Buddy, i would just install Bonzi Buddy

Without the PR & speech writers hand's up his ass it appear that Trudeau goes into default response mode. I feel bad for everyone in Canada that has to deal with the meat puppet of a PM. Hopefully his damage is minimal. Maybe if your lucky he will die early from rectal prolapse.

WHY DOES SHE WEAR THE MASK?!?

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hahahaha, oh god I watched this and I got to the part where he copied the entire image over on the right side to the left side to go "SEE IT'S A MATCH" and I instantly broke out laughing

This is fucking Chris Chan detective level skills terrible

You convert more of this clowns work?

There is noting of real value to be gained in turning vector flash videos into webms

swedish girl caught refusing sex to immigrant, they broke her legs and sacrificed her to allah. really sick shit.

You sound triggered.

based on that one time the gawker journalist made an artical about how all the assets are offshore

They were too busy lifting them to remember to attach the bungie i'd wager.
I hope its a fake for safety training or somthing, damn shame not only for the person in the wheel chair but the people who lifted them. Imagen the guilt they would experience.

God damn im to tired to even tyrpe right

I find it hilarious that he copied over the entire right side image, dragged it over to the left side and said "SEE! IT'S THE EXACT SAME!"

Who knows with any luck they had a safty net at least they could have saved them. How does one get down from a bungie cord anyway? Do they wait for it to get taungt and then reel them back up or do they have a way to pick them up at the bottom when they stop bvouncing?

thugpro.com/

wtf is up with the influx of autists teenyboppers playing this game in the past year/two?

What game?

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I wish I could have bonzi buddy but without all the spyware.

Virtual machine?

That kind of defeats the purpose though.
I don't want to just turn it on sometimes in an isolated environment.

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requesting sexy streamer ASMR webms

webm related

This shit worth watching?

Magnets plz

I need to step my webm game up. What do you use to encode them?

Those are turbo tits done right. I wish more of her was drawn, damn it

I'm only in this thread for these. I actually still like this show so it's fun watching them again, know of any good torrents user?

yes, it is. I dont have any magnets tho

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If the movie is that bad I wouldn't mind a handcam recording.

sounds like snake got the gays.

again, for the second time, you need to smoke and drink a lot more if you want to reach hayter level of raspy voice.

>implying Snake doesn't already have the gays
If I ever do try a Snake impersonation, I'll be sure to gargle a glass of razor blades beforehand.

She had a bungie cord attached, it's edited out. I remember that thread on 4chan from many years ago lel.

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That's actually pretty good.

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Fuck it, going to work my touchup/cleanup/resize magic on it

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I kind of hate that this is a rock-solid ska song at its core.

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Original Res first

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Anyone got that webm of the dude doing crossfit while suspended by a bunch of elastic straps?

k

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And your's looks worse to boot

Nice job at failing at life

I remember this incident, boy people on boston sure is retarded. What I don't remember is what happened after that, something about the crew of the show being screwed for that.

Fit even

I have to learn to not type on a wireless keyboard

Serves him right for sodomizing 10 year old filipino traps like every single night.

he reminds me of kitty0706

rip

how do you encode with this shit without it taking over an hour for one webm?

Shit, I just came here to post that instead.

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People were being full retard, but at that people were telling the cops they were just moonites from ATHF

Police decided to disregard what they were being told, classified them as "Makeshift bombs" so blew them up, after several they went "Well, we have to make sure they're all not bombs" bullshit

Then when they got a shitload of egg on their face because people kept pointing out how retarded they were, the local government in Boston trumped up bullshit charges to ATHF creators for "Inciting a public panic" when only they were being fucktarded, and they were afraid the charges woulldn't stick so they went for the lowest possible sentence which was just some community service

And the only reason they did the community service because it would be less time doing community service rather than hundreds of hours in a court room and millions of dollars in legal fee's that it would require

Well excuse me for forgetting to save a webm, your majesty.

pick one.

Are you autistic?

By having it take about/over an hour for one webm pass

It's the same shit if you try to encode with any other codec at maximum compression settings, x264 at max settings 10-bit can be 6-12FPS, x265 max settings can be 1-2FPS

Yes, but not in the way you're thinking
I filled the WEBM with 0s until it hit 12MB.
With the space available from nearly 1MB to 12MB you can make it look a trillion times better though

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except i didn't use anything and i just downloaded one of your webms and then filled it with 0s

time to get laid boys

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Except 1 bit is not equal to 1 bit between two different codecs

You used VP8, which has 25x worse compression than VP9 does.

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except i didn't use anything and i just downloaded one of your webms and then filled it with 0s
except the webm is vp9 and you're pulling shit out of your ass

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voice acting when?

Yeah I was blind and misread the codec

it's a game called operation darkness or something like that. it was an alternate-history tactical game where ww2 germany had werewolves and vampires and zombies and other supernatural shit.

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sauce?

In the USA it's okay for cops to be fat since the criminals are even more

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Correct, Operation Darkness.
Forgot I had another one.

Reported for obvious paid shill.

and nothing happened

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The top Oahu on the left image the O is way higher than the ahu, the right image it's all level and the A shows heavy compression

The middle Oahu the left image shows the Oa is higher than the hu, the right image shows the Oa is lower than the hu, and the A shows heavy compression of ink

The first checkbox down he compares the X is in the upper left, the second for the right image is on the middle left

The second checkbox he compares the left image the x is so far into the upper right its outside the bounding box, the right image the X is dead center

And when he does his "Comparison" to prove that it's "The exact same" he simply copy and pastes the ENTIRE section of the right image, not just the text but the entire background the text is on, drags it over and then says "See it's a match" when he's completely covering the text on the left side

If you pause the video even when he's dragging the text over you can see that he copied the entire image including the background, and not just the text

The guy is a fucking buffoon of the highest order

And his video just goes on and on and on to prove how retarded he is

Shall I go on or should I continue to laugh at you for thinking this retard is credible?

two nukes < enough

Anyone got that patlabor WEBM with the tuning of hand controls?

the fuck is this posted wrong file.

There is no way he could do that without a wallhack.
Don't fall for the nip's tricks

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this is why i prefer traps, they never build up your boner and then pull down their pants to reveal disgusting flops of meat

fify

Check out my expert copy and paste journalism why won't the people do anything about alien northern pike fish?

Judging by the ads on the bottom of the page, I'd say you're wrong.

We don't need that information comrade.

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i lived in china for awhile and made friends with a local cyber cafe owner. he was a really cool guy and all he wanted was a counter-strike team, which he eventually started, with a REAL LIVE WHITE GUY at its helm, which he kept trying to cultivate me for and the only problem was i really fucking sucked at it. we used to "practice" all the time and there is a definite difference between their style of play and us filthy western piggus; they are way more likely to sit and camp and abuse the AWP than they are to charge and attack. the other white guy and i used to exploit this apparent cultural weakness and wipe their entire team with nothing but the akimbo pistols or even our knives by charging them while they corner-camped with their sniper rifles and we rekt them on a daily basis. after we asserted that under no circumstance would we, two foreigners with only the most basic command of the language and culture, would not represent them internationally in what was at the time the hottest competitive game on the planet, they decided they needed to step up their game and started hacking. they won the regional tournament, and when they went national we traveled to beijing with them to "help with the press" which really just meant staying in the luxurious zhao long tower and running up 5000 RMB tabs at the bar they lost - because the winners had better hacks

tl;dr i am not good with computer how did i get here

kys

So I know nothing of the competitive scene, but how on earth are they bringing hacks to a regional competition? Do they get to use their own computers? I always assumed they used ones supplied by the organizers.

china in 2004 was like the Russia that you saw in old james bond movies - if you have money you can bribe your way into or out of anything i myself bribed a military officer for not arresting me or confiscating my camera when i stumbled into an army base in the north. what the cybercafe owner and his team believed was that the winning team had simply bribed the organizers into letting them "prepare" their computers before the tournament, but who knows or cares?

Undetectable hacks cost anywhere between $1000-$6000 for CS:GO, the higher priced packages offering things like better aimbot routines etc

There was a massive banwave that went out once that guy who was in the competitive scene had enough and went undercover mole style and got ahold of the hack to which he managed to get directly in contact with valve and show them/give the information on how it's done

Turns out in that last massive banwave that got an absolute SHITLOAD of the mega high end competitive scene (And I mean a fucking buttload, and these were the people were saying they were "Just dat gewd" etc) what was happening is when you load a game of CS:GO it has to download your skin, the hackers managed to load an executable bot program and embed it into skins they would trade you

So when you logged into your account for say a competition, it had to download your skins, thus it activated the bot program and was not detectable

So valve let it carry on for I think 2 months and then activated the ban wave, after which a bunch of them got banned (Including some of the guys who won some of the world championships etc)

Even worse is after being caught the people who hacked and won these championships (And hundreds of thousands of dollars) have not had their awards taken away, or have been demanded to give the money back

Great right?

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you had one job

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This more your liking?

Eugenics.

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Why can't these fucks release a PC version of this?

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It's free on Windows 10

Forwarded to British Police.

Sure but,

He isn't wrong. Jackson wouldn't've given a shit.

source on the articles about the guy going undercover and spread the news about certain teams use hacks?

Sf4>SFV

Here you go

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To be accurate to the game, this video needs to "lock up" at roughly half-way and stay there playing the same tone for the rest of the video.

I never got the fatal error window, instead the game just hung up and I had to CAD it.

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What the fuck?

Female pedo likes that straight shota

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Get ready for a laugh.

This record was actually pressed and distributed

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Their dad had more money than brains and, I kid you not, had the three sisters try to learn instruments and paid for record pressings and sent albums to radio stations. Why?

Because their mother had "a vision" while sleeping that her daughters would be in a famous rock group.

Well, I guess her vision became halftrue, as they became an infamous rock group.

are they on the lookout for a seasoned flute player by any chance?

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Alright i'll tell you fags a story that actually happened. So it's a blogpost
i'm a neet so i'm not losing anything but i wonder if i'll be something. i only really played the piano and the trumpet in school but now every now and then to not forget how to and for fun

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does that mean I get to fap to her everyday?

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I still don't get how he had trouble realising that even after his entire house was deleted and then instantly restored that it was an admin and not just some random griefer.

Don't be tellin lies on the internet you nignog. It is an edit of a bungee jump vid.

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why are the chinks hellbent on using engrish? they gotta know it's cringy af

so this is what happens when you drop two nukes on a country

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I hate that the man can draw, but his understanding of "Funny" is like the absolute minimum understanding of what makes slapstick in cartoons good

I really don't think CG is as good as directors think it is.

Is that russian?

It's because we've gone full roundabout back to early 90's like Episode 1 where they just kept ramming in more and more special effects just because they can which makes the scenes fall apart because suspension of disbelief is destroyed

Which is why film makers are trying to go back to practical effects like James Bond/Bourne/Batman movies etc, not only because its cheaper but because practical effects the brain responds to better

Problem is studios these days pretty much demand more and more CGI so ATM its a fight between veteran directors and film studios that think shit needs to blow up every 3 seconds

Best example would be Deadpool, it didn't make anywhere near the money Episode 7 did, but if you factor in the cost of making the film + marketing Deadpool is almost 4x as profitable as Episode 7 was

I remember this guy, he has a huge boner for old Amiga computers for some reason and does almost all of his art on one. Plus he had a webcomic that went on for like twenty years before he finally ended it this year. Strange guy.

His comic is better than his animations because his comic is slice of life, his animations he does as slapstick which he has little understanding of

He's still eccentric as fuck and keeps shoving all his interests into the comic in an attempt to validate them to his audience

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This reminds me of a flash game I played with two skunkgirls with similar art giving a blowjob.

If anyone has it, please post it.

PODESTA & MCANN KIDNAPPING
Police have gotten convictions on less convincing sketches! How is this perfect overlap a coincidence?!

That was two pics being melded together to look like one picture, not two different pictures looking exactly the same (minus some wrinkles).

Most cases are won on convincing circumstantial evidence. Learn about what "evidence" actually is and look it up for yourself.

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I know exactly what you're talking about
d.facdn.net/art/jerberjer/1462149502/1462149502.jerberjer_skunkettegirlsfinal.swf

Funny enough, I found it and downloaded it, but it's not letting me post it.

It's almost as if it can smell the disgusting stench of yiff emanating from the swf file.

Thanks though

God, I can't wait to see the Daily Mirror run with this.

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What do you mean?

Daily Mirror is a UK paper. They tend to be mocked for running similar stories over and over on slow news days. Diana, Mcann, etc.
Branded as right-wing racists by liberals, so they can't be all bad.

What is it with anime action lingering on one attack for way too long and then repeating that until the fight ends? I wish I could find anime like Sword of the Stranger where when people fight they actually fight instead of 5 minutes of "OH SHIT HE HIT ME BETTER TALK FOR FIVE MINUTES OH SHIT HE HIT ME AGAIN BETTER GROAN FOR FIVE YEARS"

It's to show emphasis of impact while cutting down on additional animation frames

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About 6 months ago some people posted videos of ISIS fighters, some of them in first person, some of them with slapstick subtitles and music. Anyone happen to have those saved?

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Good thing I hadn't gone to sleep ;D

The Holla Forums version is shit

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Thanks a bunch user, you don't know how much it bothers me when I can't find a video

Posting some stuff to show a friend.

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whatever you fuckin loser

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Even if he's imaginary, he still counts.

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thanks for reminding me of my favourite nasheed of all time

What film is that?

Does the dumb bimbo have to screech?

Say it like it is and call them niggers.

They always do that shit.

Because it accurately portrays a character as foreign
Why do most western of depictions of asians talk in broken english?

Broken English is one of my favorite things, it's cute.

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faggot queer mcpoof

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i need the sauce on that song pls