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Y'all need Jesus Edition

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Jesus never did nothin' for me

ARE YOU READY TO ACCEPT MY BODY OF CHRISTUS

jesus crust

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Je ne parle pas de Anglais.

Parle vous en Francais?

Wasn't it Lucio before?

It was but I decided that wasn't racist enough.

Have you seen the boobot trivia game? Its pretty racist.

Gotta go, friends of GTAV, see ya

It's over

she's not even a man

omfg

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golly

Card's agaianst humanity?

pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp

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Made a room

pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=62

Game

Kyaaaah!

Nevermind, just trying to group posters with cunts I know

It's kicking off now

*pet*

died since i left yeh

I need to know this source.

*pokes your butt*

No idea.
Thank Holla Forums

No.


I found it googling exploding hoverboard aesthetic vape

*licks*

What the hell are you doing?

Licking

Send me link, I wanna know source too

But why.

Good taste in anime tho.


youtube.com/watch?v=wphbL1YdS_M

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Why not ?
Thanksu

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She's waifu.

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lmao been looking to use this pic

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Oh my you're all capping

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8)

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Fucked it.
I give up.

I'm just gonna go be a chuuni weeab for the rest of today.

needs moar poast...

bump

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kek

Who was Kira?

Misa misa

Cyka

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YOU MOTHERFUCKER
Join steamchat, with us nonces.

Makes sense though, you're the meme master.

We're doing a stream and a chat, the password is 1, join in Scoots, our crew loves you.

Look out for legoman, and jion my chat

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Thanks for the invite.

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the hell r u looken at

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Why-kun why did you leave the EU?

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Wanna a better invite?
I only come up with invites to shit things.

fair cosplai is fair to meh..

People thought something would change. We will probably just end up signing up to a trade deal with the EU that means we still get all the immigrants.

memes mostly

It was just some both with white people trying to be japanese and they'd give you those robe looking things and pose for a pic
Pretty cash tbh


Were the immigrants taking your jobs?


pretty good reason tbh

...meh

Nah, maybe next time

hashtag Worth

aaaaand im out

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Jobs, culture, women, parking spots, school places, hospital beds. What aren't those immigrants taking?

Answer within

jesus doesn't exist confirmed

Ergo, nor does a hard working mexican

Fucking spics man
Always ruining shit

you're telling me

s1.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=k9H0

Board game online?

All I know is that back in my day a Mars Bar was 30p, people could go out and leave their doors unlocked and Britannia ruled the waves.

Basically, snakes and ladders on crack.

Nevermind, gonna do some other sick shit, what you up to?

Poor UK


The fuck is a Mars Bars
Is that the hip new word for Marijana
You kids and your drugs

Alright, which one of you arseholes crashed the Pokemon G server?

turns out Arabic and emojis arent a good combo

Erin is a joke

ERIN
ERIN
TASKETE ERIN

ERIN
ERIN
TASKETE ERIN

ur a joke

A sad one

Chocolate. I think the US equivalent is a Milky Way?

Back, for realsises.
TF2 ain't fun and I'm winding down.

Hey everyone

SKULLFUCK SHIRO ENTERED THE CHAT

heya shiro!

What's up Scanner? :3c


Hey user
What's good?

Drunk, winding down, done with drunken games.

We have those here.

I think I could find some of those in Toronto if I tried.

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I'd rather get a Twix or a Snickers Almond tbh

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Way to be a conformist.

hi bebop

Still doing Dota or have you moved on to other drunk games?


Oh geez so I passed the breathalyzer with 0.000
Big surprise right? So Glad I didn't have that bottle of vodka for breakfast like I do every other day
Least I didn't blow my knee out like another guy there did

Hello

what's up witchu ?

Sounds like he was -trying- to get caught doing drink on the job.

Tired to stream drunk indie game, I only dota when I'm sober.

Caramel is the shit fam
You talking shit on my favorite chocolate bar?

The Holla Forums bar is open. What can I make you?

kinda pissed
kinda bored
might go to the store and spend money i shouldn't on alcohol


one of everything

chocolate milk

I don't even know why I'm here, I'm just as lost as in anywhere else I go.

Warehouse, university, college, home, family, friends, work, play, whatever.

Hate to be an edgelord but I don't know where I fit and don't know the fuck I'm doing with my life.

Not crying, just confused. I come back here everytime for a sense of history and community, and I don't rea-


You ever played V4-11 HALL-A?

Pile Driver.
Either I wake up or pass out.

oh im sorry about that
dont do it!

One of these?

A Moscow Mule

Carefully streaming drunk
If you puke they will ban you~


Sorry for the no reply
Steam acts up on my phone and won't tell me if I get new messages

dont drink? but what else do i do to solve the problem? talking it out clearly doesnt help so its just a problem with myself then.
i'll blast some music for now, that still manages to calm me down

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Is my stream, who will ban me?
I'd like to see me banned from Holla Forums it is the only place I rear my head.

Banned from facebook? Pfft, I hardly post there.

Actually, I don't think either Mars nor Snickers are considered chocolate bars in Canada.
p.sure both are candy bars.


Given my track record, I probably would have ignored it for my weeab fix anyway.


Soto, please, I only consume alcohol, like, once every five years.
Which means I'm coming up on my prescription.

go for a walk

I just got back from one..

Do you become a huge slut when you're drunk?
Also what do you even drink?

That is going to be a lot of money sir...


As yes, the new fashioned alcoholic chocolate milk. An acquired taste


No, I have been told I should


Coming right up!


I will have to go out and get Umeshuu because I have no clue what that is. Should be easy enough to make though!


I actually just made one of those for myself! One of my favorites to make. I think you will like it!

That wasn't the image I selected...

Nah if you stream on twitch they will
Kinda sucks imo


Well then baka screw you :3
Nah I hope you're having a good day

I'm made of money

Murder aren't you gonna make fun of me for getting blown by a trap?

Don't, it is too expensive, play the deom, buy when on sale.

hm. then go to sleep. i think that's what im gonna do now actually. have a good one bebop.


dang that's a good one. i think i'll have it. seeya round murder

I did my homework, my shit is flagged for innapropriateness, what they gonna ban me for?

You did what?!?


Why did you ask then!


Oh I know you native prince!


Bye!

won't be able to. have a good one


:#

You didn't ask for this life either, but I'm guessing that's the only truth amongst your sea of replies to get top of 'Most Quoted Posters'...

Sorry, I'm just hateful right now.

Just in case you made the same mistakes as I did~

Why are you filled with hate at the moment? This intrigues me

Honestly?
user-sama would probably be better to ask.
I think I just become way more innocent and naive.

I drink only the pussiest of drinks, lol.
I'm a huge lightweight, and have none of the acquired tastes.


Can I have a side of you with that?


I am.
I just might be a closet chuuni.

I still remember, fucking Christmas Eve, what was it, 4? years ago?
"Rin, do a handstand." After I just fell over trying to do such for ten minutes.

Also trying to stand up and destroying my headset.

Ahhh, good times.

I was like super coked out and on molly and ran into a Remilia trap at a party and like he blew me the next day

I doubt that lmao
But whatever helps you sleep at night fam

also try out Adios
2 or 3 of those should have you bending over and spreading

I think it's actually in their ToS
Even if you are flagged for mature you can't stream nude either lol


Do you have the crazy!?

What the fuck is wrong with you? Also I saw that webm of Ian freaking out as he got lost. How fucked up was he?

Neighbour atarted drinking me down, and rolled up
neighbours are the best
imma head back there and drink some more

also can ostrich be domesticated? I feel they should

Alcohol,the sudden realisation that you have to work really hard to get shit results, general angst.

I was told to get a degree. Nobody told me what to do afterward, in fact, I get told I can't do most jobs because said degree.

So here I am, working in a warehouse in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, at beck and call, working with products that stains the skin I never really cared for. I never really took care of myself, sorta paying the price; hateful towards myself mostly.

I can confirm that even when deep in my gourd I won't start removing clothes.
Better men than you have tried to convince me to.

I'm also a coherent drunk, because people had me riddling off DnD rules from memory when I was toasted during a charity stream once.


No, I was just thinking about it.
I'm like the one writer bitch from Inou-battle.

I have plenty a story about ostriches.

One, how they are not only domesticated, but ridden on like a race horse.

Two, ostrich eggs are a viable business.

Three, my grandand lived in bumfuck Africa and tried to raise an ostrich cchick.

Take your pick.

You don't remove clothes on cam.
You remove clothes when you're deep in your cups and go to bed because of the heat, no?

Well Im pretty sure I was bound to make a bad decision when i bought 100 bucks worth of coke, 40 worth of molly, and 150 worth of alcohol

I traded alcohol for acid and Ian wanted to try it

He was cool at first then started freaking out and apparently ran out downtown la barefoot


Just aslong as youre not talking about Tokai lmao

Hmmm never saw
I sorry

I don't think I've ever done that either, to be honest.


Tokai hasn't seen me drunk, actually.

lol

He sounded so fucked.


Way to be a good acid buddy

Strange then, when I go to bed clothed and wake up naked.

You know there are ways to change. What was your degree in?

Murder, check your email before I call you a slut again.


Idk, bruv.

I am going to get BK though...

Tips to be a good acid buddy.

1. Trip with a black guy for background music.
2. Do it not in your bedroom, but on your trip buddies bedroom, if you don't have a trip buddy; well fuck, why are you doing acid? You unhinged fuck. Hosts gotta host, if this is a problem, use your living room. Living room is safest. Trust me. It is the only place with a safe sofa.
3. I'm talking shit.
4. People who say 'don't worry' don't know shit about worry, your acid partner should confirm your worries and negate them at the same time.

Trust me, I'm as anxious as they come, and I haven't had a bad review on TripAdvisor.


Media and Communication.
Not as shit as gender studies but just as worthless.


I dunno either, maybe it is just me. You drunk DnD too?

made chicken stir fry and it was delicious

/end blog

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Thanks Shiro.
Way to weed out the idiots.

The fuck is BK?


Not commonly.
It was a charity thing one of the communities I was part of was doing.
I was like "Why the hell not?"


Cool blog, bruv.

Never tried acid, but have done shrooms before
Was fun


Burger King
Amerifat #1

SHIGGY

So Anime Expo was a thing.

Also that discord salt.

lawdy is dat sum freefree

I met with a DnD group and stuff.
Uni group. Needed booze to deal with people.
Never did DnD sober since.

I'm bad a paraphrasing things.


I need to do psychedelics just to rub shit off.
I've done some poisons and it didn't sit me straight.

Yes it is. Dumping AX pics I guess?

Lewdcake is right

Erin is a sad joke.

proceed pls

What's your drug of choice?

My pleasure.

I want a Kigurumi so bad, but they're insanely expensive and so hard to get shipped to the US because the makers have this kind of trust relationship with their clients? It's very strange.

Booze.
It is the only shit I know which I know when how and what and where it will fuck me up.

did free free partake in the other hotel circlejerk?

We have that up here too.
I've just never heard it called BK.


We had a bunch of drinking rules.
Also donations for drink.

It was fun, actually.
I'd totally do another charity alcomahol stream.

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Well, I have money, and I have booze, and I do miss E3 drinking games... so sign me up as a viewer.

I don't drink often. Really bad a pacing myself too
I like smoking weed more, but haven't smoked in 2 years


nom nom nom
Dirty dirty bulk


I wanted to see him....

I circlejerked a little, I don't do hard shit though. Got some seagulls together and we bougt $270 worth of booze. Shit was fun.

it remains an unsolved mystery...

Weed for me is like a hangover backwards,

He'll be fine.

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cawcawcawcaw

All that alcohol tho

Britfag circlejerk when?
Why the fuck these ameri- oh, I'm the only one who drinks late at night and never posted earlier.


... well fuck. I ain't joining the UK AX, am I?

is seagull derogatory for mexican or something?

I don't have money.
I don't have booze.
I don't have the means to start this shit.

But you can sign me up as a viewer. 3:


You shouldn't shittalk yourself like that.

pmuch


cool guy over here


No it's code for the 4chan /cgl/ board members

You don't wanna watch what I try to start up.
Is stupid... unless I disregard my neighbours and do it now.

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He doesn't post anymore
I can't blame him either


Weed is amazing for me
I hit the gym and then come home, smoke, and cook. Either that or smoke before bed


Hmmm if only I was doing a dirty bulk

way to kill your gains

Praise Nekomimis

I didnt even take that much pics, such a shame

oh. i like this definition

a relatively new fad among british school boys, whereby they masturbate furiously during recess, collect the jizz in their palms, find a younger unsuspecting boy and slap his face while shouting "SEAGULL!"
Can you believe he got the seagull yesterday during recess?

eh made an appearance here shortly before AX, was sighted at AX... fell off th face of th earth after AX

FUCK OFF LENKO.
You smoke and eat more meat.


I need weed in my life but Idon't know how to roll joints, nor do I have a grinder.

Jesus Christ how horrifying...

Just me and my 💕owner💕, hanging out I got pretty sad🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something fun 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦pats!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I love them!💦 I crave them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘owner💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder owner! Harder owner! 😫💦💕 1 pat💦, 2 pat💦💦, 3 pat💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a doggo! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘

I mean.
Now's probably not a good time, lol.


What even is a dirty bulk?
When you suck her dick while doing it?

blah blah we get it lenko... you lift... fuck

I never take enough...

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We have worse past-times.
So much so it would be tl;dr

I don't smoke and I eat a reasonable amount of meat/poultry/fish at every meal. Any of the three depending on my mood.

Your post gave me epilepsy.

Bible Black cosplay, ladies and gentlemen....

woah

But UNREASONABLE food equals UNREASONABLE gains.... no?

Her futa cock isn't nearly big enough.

dat chocola tho


How many did you take?


mah nigga

that is a horse of a trap. very impressive

Sounds about right. Think he did that last year too, but honestly he is busy with life


Joints are for blacks
Get a bong or vape so you get more thc


Eating things like fast food instead of some nice skinless chicken

Linko lifts?

I don't know. Unreasonable could mean anything.


Where the fuck have you been blood-chan? I've been lifting for a long time.

Today is July 7th and is therefore Rumia day !

The cutest !

Desu, sit down and talk with me.
I ain't going to be your master, I ain't gonna be anything led, I just need to sit down and chew the fat.

What do you say?

god fucking dammit... inb4 blog:re lifting

about 90

I'll save you the boredom don't panic.

S-Sama can I l-lift too?

GAINS ARE ANYTHING BUT


That's what I was thinking.
Current age and saves me learning a pleb skill.

Actually, rollies wasn't a black thing. It was a working class thing... can I show you a vid?

Anyone else ever watch Show by Rock?

Do you lift more than Shiro?


huh?

Good shit man

Most of my pics were with my friends
Israel took a good amount

Whitey and Lenko should fight IRL.
Discuss.


Oh.
Fast food is gross anyway, tbh.

Shiro would win

if its y-you i dont mind... blog to me


lol

Fucking met the creator of Monster Mastume at a private autograph session!

I know.

Brit version of gains

shiro post stats
flat bench
deadlift
squat


scanner, how long have you been livin' the /fit/ lifestyle?


I don't know let me ask.

Oh shit
Would you a snek or a bird?

nais

Her key actually rotated, one of my fav cosplays this con!

bumfuck afrika

Never, I just have /fit/ friends and family.
With their own special techniques.

Me, I'm more of a Holla Forums kind that Holla Forums pisses on. All I know is if you eat a lot, you need to do a lot more.

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Somalia, to be exact.
More stories about my grand dad, if you're willing to listen.

Why not all of them?

Feel free to link it up
Just only people I know that still do are black


Yeah fast food is fucking nasty
I need more sauces for my chicken tho....


Blogging won't cover it
I got a sign copy of my lifting book for you tho
It's called "100% Triple Double Triple Bullshit Internet Bro Science"
You're welcome


no

lawdy that height on the left...

Dat slime tho lmao
Pretty nais


They had a pretty nice papi daki at AX
100 dollas tho

Fine, tell me if my stats are near or far from yours.
Bench = 185
Squat = 315
Deadlift = 365

can i get the annotated version?


*shut up and take my money

She is taller than me and I am 6'0"

Good call

I find it stupid that they actually had to caption her lines for deaf people.


[Something about covering a chicken in sauces.]

Here you go, and since we associate the niggers with downtown nonsense; now you know where it came from.

Well, I live in North England, so we're all niggers here.

ey gurl ill do whateer u want, just dont eat me

I wiped away her BBQ sauce from her mouth, it was super cute

That's like, cannibalism or something, isn't it?

He's not as swole as you, you can tell he's somewhat new to lifting based on his body.

Still, all lifters are welcome.

I somehow don't think Papi would understand that concept nor care

Drug dealers only move north here. Not south.

Maybe west if they have serious money.

I'm not swole either, but I know he's been lifting for quite some time now. It's not bad to compare stats.

Or maybe East, America is closer east her.

Freeman did you see that video of that 10/10 Kuroneko who like does a sexy pose and lifts up her skirt for the guy then the camera guy is like "thanks you so much"

Then the kuroneko says "you're welcome"
Niggas voice was deeper than mine

so fuckin lulz

My last can, my last cigarettes.
Let's make the most of it.

I have not

It's not, but going by his looks and him saying nothing I assume they're lower. He looks like a newer lifter, like 6 months-a year

Btw, SCANNER thread when?

I actually only saved those because I chuckled at them.
I don't actually know anything about the series.


Best squid right there.

see any decent DC cosplay freefree?

Nah sorry I don't care about your stats mang
Keep lifting tho


No, but you can get 3 free copies to give only the closest of people you care about
It's basically pure gold
Hahaha oh god that hurts my soul
What are you up to tonight Sama?


I don't think I could cover that bird in sauce
Might break her

Have you seen super high me?
I do enjoy me a nice cigar tho....


I'm 6'4"
My gains won't be as noticeable

NEEDS MOR POST

His dick is huge too


Shiro is going to fuck you up...

No ive seen The Union though.

Yeah sounds about right but don't want to assume. Dunno if he's consistent or not. I haven't been, I injured my back and couldn't do anything for two and a half weeks. Just got back into it today and it feels so good.

400 posts or 200 image

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nm... maybe drank, maybe not. tbd

WHEN STOP POST?
I FEEL THE NEED TO SEED

Come on now.
It's like you don't even have sex right.


So I've heard.

200 moar reply k?

CAN I DO IT NOW?
LET ME DO IT NOW
GOTTA RAMPAGE

Ah, that would explain it. Powerlifters/tall people have a rough time with a e s t h e t i c s

Rip.


Go to bed gayboy.


Injuries are the fucking worst. Good luck.

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id call you a damn dirty liar... and a nancy boi

I know Bard can dead lift 394lbs 12 times

How come everyone is so damn strong here ._,

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AHAHAHAHHAAAAAAA

WANNA DO IT SOON.

so fuckin lulz

Can I steal this?
I'm stealing this.

I love big dicks...


What's in it for me!

AYYYY

Specialization, you'll always be Bloodchan.

But in backwhen times, you HAD to deadlift or else you'd be dead.

I can give you more psycho caps if you want.

There was a great Flash cosplay group, didn't get a pic though


Amazing

aaaand im in the number 2 slot again :/


thanks user

I want to do it more often, but 35$+ a cigar can add up quick


Do you work tomorrow? If not than drank


If I break her than what good is she besides a cumdump? She still has to cook for me


I just changed up my regimen and it's pretty nice. I have fun at the gym tho so nice rough times. Only more fun to be had


Hey you

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what the fuck is that jpg compression

fucking kill yourself

Good shit Grim, good shit!

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Did anyone snap some hyperdimension Blancs?


Tbh, I could go for a good spitroast right now.

:^)

I'M 3RD IN IN A WORLD OF THIRST.

man... ppl just dont dc cosplay anymoar its lame. need me sum poison ivy or batgril maybe

Stop fucking drinking


Hi... I'm still mad at you


Did you suck his dick?

*slappu

I saw some but idc about the series so I didn't piccy them

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Good job user
Proud of you
Keep it up

But I have one pint of booze left.
I can't stop now.

Who are you to stop me now?

This Makoto had some costume malfunctions but was still a champion about having pics taken!

do work, but not til PM... so maybe drank yes

Receiving or giving? :3c


Good because I'm still mad at you ^^
But I love you so I'm going to beat you up

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Nothing. You deserve nothing for listening to your master.

Also, as god once said. There are only 3 lifts that matter.
The worst one
The best one

And the holy grail of lifts, the deadlift. The hardest one.


Fun is all that matters at the gym. And safety.

discord

stfu fgt... enjoy things

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Fair deuce.


WHITEY, PLEASE
I AM AS PURE AND INNOCENT AS A NEWBORN MIKO.

there are like 4

luann's

10/10
I can't tell if that one's a real grill.

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psst...more?

Oh Sama, I did find this DC cosplay of Spider Woman!

grim has one reaction... anger

mad at all the things always
hes lou ferrigno minus the cool minus the not fat

I can't lift very much weight at all and I'm pretty content with that fact.

wut anima is dos?

hey yea... thats something

I'm going bacvk to my weeab shit.

This, tbh.

You are not required to lift to be happy.
But to be happy is to lift.

Please drink for me
Had to take a breathalyzer today
Some poor fat guy was there too for blowing out his knees while at work and had to take that and a drug test


Ha receiving sluuuut~
Don't worry I'm not judging you too hard

I'm teasing you, you know dis

happy isn't really something I do these days.

8ch.net/animus/res/1148506.html

Was it 200 images?

BECAUSE WE NEW NOW

...if possible makes probable i will


yus, i kno

ugh fiiiine

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You're a lovely person and should try happy.
It works great with everyone.

Am I a slut?

Y or N