So, I showed my parents Drive

So, I showed my parents Drive.
Mom:
Dad:

The scene where he is in the elevator with the girl and the kid is where they stopped watching it and started to watch The big bang theory

Thanks for the laugh.

When it came out, I was on a class trip to Ireland. Two of my friends watched it with their host family and thought it was boring trash.
They're both leftist cucks watching colbert and kvetching about 'man-splaining' now

I'm seeing a pattern here.
Is Drive the ultimate litmus test?

IM GIVING YOU A NIGHTCALL

My father watches The Big Bang Theory and I have no idea why. I never even hear him laugh at it. He just watches it and…sits in dead silence.

His suffering should end.

My mom does like the soundtrack,she like driving to it when I play it in the car.

Fuck, mine do the same. They only talk when theres ads, feels really strange,

my dad falls asleep in front of the tv, usually zapping from commercial to commercial.
when you try to take the remote to turn it off, he jumps up like in a horror movie.

nestled at the teat of the talmudic advertising demon, you are witnessing withdrawal symptoms

My boomer dad tried to get me to watch Bordertown with him one time. I was so disgusted at the anti-white propaganda I just left and told him he should be ashamed of himself.

Tbh not surprised

Holla Forums is mostly gen zyklon you millenial cuck

This was actually during a visit at Christmas but I'm sure most Holla Forums are still NEETs

How's freshman life? Do you get bullied still?

I'm sorry user, but you have to kill your parents.

Drive is overrated to shit.

That said, you also can't just them too harshly for Big Bang Shit. Older generations are generally fucking stupid when it comes to availability of higher quality content.

My grandmother does the same but with dancing with the stars and the four

Woah a real live young person, wanna fuck?

Is he a vet?

Your parents have better taste than you sans BBT. Drive is Thief but awful, the only saving grace is the killer soundtrack. Not Refn at his best.


More like politispergs have latched onto the one semi-indie (read: redditcore) film they've watched. It's just as popular with reddit / tumblr / SA because they all have garbage taste. The second coming of this was Blade Runner 2 which was just blockbuster enough to get all the plebs to go see it and ask if it was ''kino"

nah, just slav

based poster, will you be my friend?

Drive is kino, sweetie, whether you belive it or not.

That's why the Gen Z is redpilled meme is around?

Stop with the divide and conquer shit. You're playing into the hands of the jew.

Btw, i stopped watching Drive the second they showed that mongrel and the racially mixed couple. I was disgusted.

My dad does the same exact thing, but he also watches Modern Family and The Middle. Is this the future of us Holla Forums?

The best scene in the movie is the entrance/hammer scene. On my first watch I had assumed he killed the Albanian. Why doesnt he kill him?

Mine has netflix and watches all the (((shit))) they put out.
No, they grew up with the electric jew and newspapers. They had no other source of information beyond that throughout their entire lives. We do.

Same. Someone edit it so that the filth is gone but the film still makes sense.

Sure thing pal. Anyone who appreciates good cinema and Holla Forums banter, doesn't like redditcore (Nolan, Villenueve, Fincher, Tarantino, Edgar Wright, Chazelle etc.) and isn't a commie/nazi edge teen, I can get along with

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You put a lot of conditions on friendship.

i love you

11/10

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I don't get it

his name is johnny sins bigot

I'll be most people's friend, but I won't hesitate to tell them if they have shit taste


WHO IS HE AAAAAA

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Moving out is a Jewish scheme to make you weak and push you into debt slavery.
Extended family is the way to go.

Why is Holla Forums obsessed with the matrix and its red pill? The movie was about a mixed race white guy leading a pack of niggers, spics a jew and that ugly stern lesbo looking bitch trinity in overthrowing a stable society guarded by white agents.

I actually agree with not leaving your parents home but only if you are supporting yourself within it and keeping your share of the chores done. Rent free living is amazing.

people need to relax and focus on what's really important.
anxiety won't help you find a mate with a wet hole.

nobody cares about that popcorn flick itself, it's just an apt metaphor for media delusion

Just the redpill part. As the matrix is an illusion, a lie, the red pill pulls you out of it.

What is important in the grand scheme of things? Death is our only inheritance and our legacy, dust.

Not if you procreate. I want as many kids as possible, I want to see more of myself to fix shit in this rotten world.

A million times this

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Irony. I guess who ever on Holla Forums that came up with the meme liked the concept of the red and blue. so they used it to for their own political advantage.

It's all just shitposts with half truths in the end.

Anders didnt really say that did he

This whole place is half truths

He did not, but what would it matter if he did?

everywhere is, you have to learn to think for yourself

Careful thats a dangerous thing to say round these parts

Wow how enlightening.

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i'm reactionary you nigger, but there are still a lot of lies propagated by the 'alt-right'

You're gonna have to alpha up on your dad, let him know who the man of the house is and who controls the remote.

Who the fuck calls themselves that? You keep blowing your cover, Holla Forums.

>(((Alt-right)))
lmao

No one on the right uses that word you fucktard

what's wrong with that term? i want to return to better morals

What is a centrist like a fence sitter or true neutral because I dont fall under either. Its very simple, an idea or thing is presented to me and I make my own opinion about said thing. I avoid labeling myself because that limits your mental freedom to truly make decisions that are yours and not guiden by an invisible hand of ideology. I want to be able to live unmolested and have a family.

You anons not picking a side, think your so smart eh?

They weren't white, they weren't even human.

Holy shit leftypol. You really are clueless
Nice try?..

I laffed

Nigger its still jew propaganda of a mixed race society overthrowing a predominantly white one.

You're certainly right. But your post just sounds so fedora. The best way to give people a general view of your beliefs is a political compass, not a word.

We call that Traditionalism with a capital T. "Reactionary" implies that there is such a thing as progress and not just cultural decay and degeneration. And while I wouldn't describe myself as anywhere on the liberal spectrum I don't want to simply go back to an earlier stage of rot. It's about moving forward in the right direction.

The movies are shit. It's not the film itself. It's what the story represents.
Its a perfect metaphor for the ZOG machine Goyim. Regardless of the hollywood kike cucked film. It's the story and the redpill as a metaphor that matters.

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All a person really NEEDs is a family a home and common sense to see through deception and manipulation

That doesnt even make sense

Why do you need anime girls to react for you?

You showed weakness user. You asked your enemy in a weak way on how you were wrong, your weak picture only enhanced that. Be assertive, be aggressive. You can admit you were wrong, but don't apologise for anything.

Obvious Leftypol samefag is obvious

We know right from wrong. We have sense enough to see a lie. Is it such a bad philosophy to be happy with that and not feel the need to categorize every behavior and group in our minds? You know judge people by there character, treat others how you want to be treated
No its just common sense and respect for your fellow man. You dont step on toes unless yours are stepped on, you hekp when you can and do selfless deeds for your neighbors. Do some of you just think that way of thinking is impossible? Dont complicate it its simple. You live and treat others how you want them to treat you, you exemplify the changes you want to see in the world, you dont pre judge people but let them show you who they are etc.

Also "i just" is the same as "but dad" it shows submissiveness. Don't do that.

it's not a weak picture, it's dostoyevsky, you meathead

What kind of bullshit copy pasta is this shit?

Whos apologising? That made no sense because I dont see what damage I am controlling, im proud of my views

You stupid nigger. The posture looks weak. He looks indecisive, insecure. Drawn in, shoulders forward, legs over each other, hands together.

Look at pic related, and compare it to the picture you posted.

Its OC im jesus
Joke it was a joke

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Fuck off Holla Forums, no other board likes you

Tends to happen when leftypol shows up.

Would you prefer it if we callously insult your mother and father?

did someone say
Holla Forums

That was just general advice. user only said you were doing damage control because your post showed you as a weak person, and he took the opportunity to exploit that.

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go suck off your nigger crack dealer, you whore

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All that went right over my head, I could care less.

(((You)))

It's "I couldn't care less." Learn grammer retard

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Let's kill that rightycuck.

What did she mean by this?

What did she B E A N by this?

He's an italian jew.

A true American.

I forgot that any misspelled words automatically dictate you are completely illiterate

la luz extinguido…

Don't be sad about your ""waifu"" doing that shit. It's better we lose this deadweight.

Nah, Ciara will always be pure.

better not check her history m8

It'll be true in your mind

So, I decide to read this thread about Drive.
Me:
CIA:

The scene where he starts posting about waifus and anime is where I stopped reading it and move to the thread about The big bang theory

Is the murican dinner time?

BRAVO NOLAN

America is in multiple time zones, so not everyone is eating at the same time. Though there are times where most of America is sleeping so .

China only has one timezone because communism so its morning in the north and night in the south.

Its pretty fucked up dude

Are you all 40+?

What if their parents had kids at an older age?

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China is capitalist

Maybe he likes watching things that make him angry? Most of h8chan is like that where we love to see things that piss us off.

This movie came on the TV in the day room when I was at a probation camp. Try to get other criminals there to watch it.

(scene comes on where has mask on and hammer)

Or the way more likely assumption he's just watching it for his dopamine dose.

Dude, she sounds like a bitch about this, but don't be like that. Just pause the movie when she's on the phone, make her feel really guilty, get her to cuddle up, and enjoy the movie together.

It's the little stories like this that make for the real Holla Forums. If only all the leftyfags rabid at TLJ flopping would leave already.

Friends? We are mortal enemies.

heh, stay mad, reddigoon

Daily reminder that your beliefs are for weak people and you are weak too.

gb2 goondint

DRUMFLDORF

Fucking kek.

I stopped watching it shortly after the grocer store scene where the white girl said to the spic he she loved him like a real mom. I'm not watching any movie that presents race mixing as good.
So ya OP your parents had the right idea, the movie is pozzed up shit for nigger fuckers.

utterly destroyed

you're parents are more intelligent than you OP

you need to defoo

kino redpilled

lol you have no room to talk.

typical spic lol, A Wyatt Mann was right

the absolute STATE of you people

That is actually the standard living arrangement in most of the world outside of the USA and perhaps certain parts of Europe. And in fact the parents expect that when they reach retirement age then it's the kids' turn to take care of them, at least until the kids get married or manage to buy their own house.

>>>/zacharykeithhasbrouck/

my shitty parents = BTFO

Drive is like if they took the driving-sequences from Miami Vice, slapped shitty hipster-music onto it instead of pop-classics like Phil Collins and Dire Straits and called it a movie.

Looking for Dane-kino? Pusher are the movies to watch.

I had no idea this was a movie untill the other day when it happened to come on. After the first few minutes I realized vaporwave is a meme from a fanboy teir movie and I felt sick.

But that‘s true, you cuck.

Jesus user. Have some pride and decency.

user isn't wrong though.
The purpose of life is to increase entropy.

Nah he just read Nietzsche for the first time yesterday and has to brag.

Oh sweet summer child. All the kiddy porn and shock imagery fails to help you understand what dark and edgy even means. You see images, you make jokes, but you have no comprehension.

If you have a group of kids and pass your mindset onto them you hve just introduced more like minded people into society user, how is that bad? Cranking out babies you dont care for hurts society because they grow up to be failures most of the time. The trick is to have kids and groom them into sucessful assertive adults with the tools to succeed and help change society. You want to change the world? Have a kid and groom him to be a politician

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Nietzsche was anti-Nihilist though.

That mindset is beautiful
If every user here (bout 3000) had a few kids and taught them to see through deception, have self confidence, be assertive, have morals and a vision for the future they want you would have a group of 6000-9000 like minded anons who would go on to create even more. Over time the numbers explode and the will of the group can no longer be ignored.

Have children and make them the kind of people you want to see in the world

Stop it user I CAN'T TAKE THE EDGE YOU'RE THROWING AT ME

thats a lame image

My mom watches all TV shows on her iphone, despite having two actual TVs with streaming services.

I'll show ur mom some action nerd

Look at all you people, this is an army right here.We can over the country if we wanted to. You people are fighters and we can take over the country with military force. -t. Sam Hyde

Your mom is fucking cool. Is she hot?

Certainly not ugly, but not the best looking either. Plain Jane boring kind of.

I want to fuck her

Fuck, my dad does the same thing. Tough he does laugh every once in a while. I guess since he's an actual physicist he gets off to them saying shit completly wrong sometimes, since he has otherwise a pretty gud taste.

Wake up. Please, wake up. We love you, just… wake up. We miss you.

I'd fuck your mom.

I think I'd fuck your mom, dude.

Thanks, I have good genes

Post your mom in jeans

Tell your mom I want to eat her ass. 😉

Someone tell me what the fuck the joke is about

Are niggers adults? They were called "boy" for a reason.

what the hell post this shit on Holla Forums not here

This place pretty much is Holla Forums now

Tell me, what the joke is about. Or your mind gets it.

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Is this a clip of Zach's childhood?

What do I have to do to get a group of 12 year old lolis to beat me up? Does it cost extra to have them chase after me?

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No he wasn't you absolute retard, you can see his dick in the first few seconds dangling above the ground.

You're wrong there user,my parents live with me,i'm the one who works and pays shit on the house,they are basically neets.

My mom does the same, but since she is a senior citizen I don't mind.

Also great banepost OP

Do you have any of these with boner kicking? The more laughter the better.

I'm a pedophile but I'd fuck your mom.

post more please

Showed Drive to my 15yo nephew, he liked it and even downloaded the last song.

Because it wasnt white people it was a collection of parasites sucking the life out of civilisation while pretending to be white.

ok nigger

bump

Good! This move is pure garbage. It looks like a video clip. Nothing but a heavily romanticised version of Taxi Driver by Martin Scorsese.
Only retards enjoy this pretentious fuck fest.

Especially in someone else's head.

pedo detected

parents are the worst. I once showed my parents Airplane! and they didn't laugh once during the whole thing

because nobody cared about them?

those things actually make sense, sort of.

how old is your mom? That's cool that she can cook. she's actually fairly attractive dutchbro. you are lucky and come from good stock.

bump

t. dumb or D/C
Raising them in your image means exactly the same thing, just said in a different tone. I expect someone that posts wyatt man cartoons to actually have a level of reading comprehension above a nigger. But you're not one of us, are you?

Is "showed Drive" codeword for something?

What do you mean? Are you refering to some kind of MKultra sleeper agent activation word?

Keanu Reeves can't act for shit.

ad hominems are not arguments

why do you talk like the biblical god?

I
Grooming means:
Not to have sex with it, like you said. You are wrong.

back to reddit with you, kiddo

it sucks to be you

fuck off

bump

Getting a little defensive aren't we? Did we out you from the furry closet?

Do you have nudes?

No, I don't

Creep shots then?

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A real human Bane. A real human Bane. A real human Bane. A real human Bean. A real human Bane.

wut happened?

anyone have the post someone made about this pic, where he analyzes environmental clues and concludes the people in it are extremely poor and probably spent their last few bucks on their degenerate son's fursuit?

Is this how pornstars are created?

Drive is shit

what the fuck were they expecting
its not the kind of movie that gives a shit about your "hot topic" "opinions"

typical kike

>I want to see more of myself to fix shit in this rotten world
I wonder who could be behind this post…

Do you have any recent photos of her?

I know
I know

If you're reacting to someone elses beliefs you are not acting on your own.

back from the dead