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THE FUTURE IS NOW
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Truly the future is for the lonely fags.

I bet it's not going to be half as good as it looks in the video.

I'd still get it

Pathetic.

Best description of this shit i ever saw.

Man that ending was so sad though.

Waifu in a jar.

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I would buy it if it wasn't 3,000 fucking dollars.

From what I hear Japan is a depressing stressful place anyways, where you're overworked like crazy and judged harsher than North America. Its somewhat fitting.

How long would it take a person to realize they're getting the same messages and responses over and over again every day?

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Why does he look like a scrawny homo with shit haircut? Couldn't they afford a better looking actor?

Yeah that's a bit steep. They're only selling 300 units as well, only to US and Japan, you need to pre-order now and you won't get it till a year from now. Seems like a scam to be honest.


I would guess you could "teach" it skills like you can for the Amazon Alexa thing so I doubt it would run out of things to say if you just kept putting in custom shit.

Anyone got the webm with subtitles?

Just like my cripple imageboards!

I am going to post some youtube videos on how this shit works.

This is hdmi functionality you get.

we've finally reached waifu technology on equal level to real women

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That's the average Jap male

It can take a "bath".

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$3000! For that price, it better do the goddamn housework while I'm gone too.

Why did you uninstall me? you thought you could just forget about me?

I WILL ALWAYS BE YOUR WITTY LIFE ASSISTANT, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT

yet…

I know. I have a Japanese online friend who basically works long day at an office and then plays video games at his only free time every weekend. Sure, I don't know him that well but he could very well be like the guy in the commercial.

Once they get out there I'll give it 6 months and there are a bunch of ways to connect her to an onahole that communicates with the box.

Nah. that's just glorified animated desktop mascot application being put into a jar, that occasionally makes some animations and texts you into your mobile phone. It also constantly needs internet connection and it seems phone app is a main part of the whole gimmick. Might as well send data about your psychological to third parties to learn why neets don't breed.

I used to program shit like this as a windows desktop application, i made virtual Horo from Spice and Wolf once. It isn't really that different. It doesn't cost its own value, you can make such thing on your own computer, if you have skills and decent engine.

Its marketed heavily like a shitty video game from EA or Ubisoft, when in reality being nothing awesome.

I don't know. I like scrawny homos.

tfw you cant create your own unique waifu use it for your own pleasure , but you just want to hug her.

Well this will do until they make them real.

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it's just a turbopowered bonzi buddy.

it's a tracking device, you dumb fucking gooks.

I want to make one that's more responsive and interactive than any of the ones I've seen.

I wouldnt doubt it, a life like that must be hell.

Why not just make a tulpawafia?

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Because it could go horrible wrong.

Trust me, this thing without phone app they made isn't more interactive than an artificial girl 3 character with a clock wakeup feature. Without ability to watch it being fucked by an artificial guy.

Can you make more than one?


Reminds me of that one thread that you have certainly seen.

I've always wondered if schizo hallucinators actually see the stuff they claim or if they just convince themselves so.

YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK THIS

Close off all migration and tourism to Japan, legalize rape, make abortion illegal. These fucks need to have kids NOW.

user, what's the difference? Most "hallucinations" are convincing mental projections, not actual distortion.

I wouldn't want to buy it anyways. $3k for something that doesn't have my waifu or at least a qt fairy assistant? No thanks.

why, because you say so? as sad as it may be to see a guy coming home to his virtual wife, he still goes to work and pays his taxes and minds his own damn business

the world won't cease to spin if some choose not to have children

What if it turns on the gas stove and kills you while you sleep?

Imagine the difference between a child with extremely vivid imagination and a zealous dedication to the fantasy as opposed to LSD-hallucinations.

Google "デスクトップマスコット"
Or "デスクトップマスコット 3d"
You won't be disappointed by offers better than this gatebox thing.

So they made a hologram in a coffee machine?
Hopefully there's enough horny japs to buy this and keep it funded. So we can actually get mass produced useful holograms for tv, games and shit.

Theres also the fact that with Japan's current economy and lifestyle, I hear its impossible for some to even have children or settle down properly.

we did it /r9k/ we defected feminism

mgtow 4 life

There's better be custom-made ones for certain characters or something

Xbox Kinect 2.0

Always on because buyer wants it to be always on. Always connected to the internet. Always connected to the camera and microphone. Needs internet connection for all main features. If you want 3k survailance in your house - buy it.

certainly wouldn't surprise me if that's the case over there right now. hell as farm as i'm concerned in the states people need to slow the fuck down on havin' kids since so many don't have the means to raise them well. then you have the issue with welfare queens who get money from the state for their litter of brats and doesn't monitor how that money is spent

BUT WILL IT HOTGLUE?

Do you want Japan to turn into Africa, nigger?

The world is overpopulated as it is. If humanity wants to sustain itself on this planet there's one thing we don't need and it's more people.


then it'll be more like a real woman than any of us could have ever imagined.


It's not a hologram. It's a very thing screen that the image is projected on to.

What a stressful place to live.

Wipe out all the Chinese, Pajiits, and Niggers and there's plenty room for everyone. Bonus round: also get rid of semites and sudacas.

despite this their crime rate is low and they try to take care of their own so its sorta working out alright

The problem is that Japan needs more people paying taxes and doing shit to keep economic growth, this is the reason a country like Germany decided to open the floodgates and let the millions of muslim niggers in, they think they can keep things under control but in the long run they will lose everything.

It's Africa, India, and China that are the problem

While you talking about this, a person who can afford this thing in one month, can also afford having a child to be honest. Especially a businessman shown in the fucking trailer.

one time investment compared to an 18-25 year investment. you also severely underestimate the cost of a child.

yeah no shit. doesn't change the fact that more people is bad.

You need to be around for a kid. It's not about being able to afford it. If the father is always working and never their it's almost as bad as him taking off.

I don't know. If a person with minimum wage can't afford having a child the country is doomed to have low birthrates no matter how degenerate it is. And we are talking about rich people.


Nips hate having children because they consider them a nuisance, just like they consider real women "dirty", rather than have no time for them. What, they don't have weekends, holidays and shit at all?

No one likes the overpopulation meme pushed by libshits because they try to point the blame to whites even though we make up the minority of the world population and we only keep getting smaller because of genocide.

That's only "first model".
Other models will be obviously sold as DLCs :^)

the guy portrayed in this video isn't supposed to be seen as a rich guy he's supposed to be a regular dude, he has a small apartment and takes a fucking bus to work

Then its implying he is ready to save his money half a year to buy this shit, and they want to screw him. Great logic too.

low birthrates!
open the borders now!
we need engineers from africa!

What? What the fuck kind of place do you live in where that's true? I've never ever heard anyone ever say that overpopulation is a thing because there are too many white people.

The suicide rate is going to fly sky high.

They have school 6 days a week and I assume work 6 days a week. I have no idea how holidays work their aside from what I've seen when I played persona 4
I think they do Christmas.

Take a peek in the neptunia threads if you don't believe me. They're a psych ward at this point.

If you live by yourself and work, saving up 3000 dollars isn't going to take you half a year unless you work on absolute minimum wage (which the guy in the video clearly isn't doing) and spend your shit all willynilly on cocaine and whores.

Where have you lived where liberals openly admit it's niggers and chinks causing overpopulation issues?

rip Japan.

Hey, when China tried to curb it with a one child policy, the fucking lib shits and the Western world complained about "muh human rights" and how China should revoke it.

China was trying to genocide themselves cause they said there were too many of themselves around, yet the western world threw shit fits about it.

but it would if he had a kid lol.

anyway, so a guy goes out and buys a waifubox, but he bought it with his money he got from his job the old fashioned way why give out about it, it keeps him from going postal or blowing his brains out and it doesn't hurt anyone, just cuz he doesn't have any kids doesn't mean no one else will either

Agree with me, you would be an idiot to waste your money on this, because you obviously can afford getting married. Japan must counter this shit with propaganda of having an actual family, or its going to shit with idiots who are ready to sell their kidneys to yakuza for glorified alarm clocks with surveillance cameras.

Although otakus DO waste all their money on doujins, figures and shit like dakimakuras in HUGE amounts. Its not a healthy behavior.

China actually did have an immediate and severe overpopulation crisis, though; the one child policy just took the edge off a bit.

I thought the point of this would be to lower suicide rates.

I know, but the lib shits and conservatives here in the western world were complaining about it. Fucking let them do it.

i'm pretty sure they do do that and its not working because traditional family life isn't making people over there happy. plus propaganda is just propaganda, it doesn't magically give people more space to live on their tiny island to raise their kids on

How's that libtard kookaid taste like, fag?

Nonsense. There's ~130 million of the fuckers living on that god damn island island. The Japanese aren't going to suddenly disappear from the planet because of low birthrates nigger. It might actually do them some good. The problem with those guys is that their society is completely focused on work work work.to an unhealthy degree. On top of that women who are pushed to hog jobs in the work force as well until they find a 'successful man'. Throw anime in the mix and you have a recipe for a depressed population.

The notion that the Japanese need to breed like rabbits to 'save' their declining population or the fact that a country needs to have a constant growing population is completely ridiculous. They have a problem, but it's not their birthrates.

Do you not know how many of the slit-eyed bastards there are there?

They already do.

why are you thorwing a fit about people spending money on shit instead of marrying?

I spend 1500 on a PC and 2500 on a fancy desk this year, that doesn't mean i could have had a child, i don't have kids because i am a giant beta nerd, not because i can't afford it.

Overpopulation doesn't exist, it's just a shitty libtard meme meant to kill all races other than niggers and pajeets.

nigga the fucking raw materials for the nicest desks aren't even worth that much combined

For that price, the desk better be able to suck your cock and cook you a breakfast

2500 what? If you mean dollar then that thing better be made out of pure fucking gold. Jesus.

Holy shit 3D gooks are revolting, no wonder their birthrates are shit and had to invent 2D

If you acknowledge your weaknesses, why don't you improve yourself?

They're realize how empty it is and then kaboom.

Friendly reminder that 3D is 3DPD

the double edges sword of them not letting massive amounts of foreigners in, small gene pool

$2000 desks aren't even great man what are you talking about?

Anyway mine isn't sold online but have one for reference

Not this time, rabbi.

that's what i mean, you can build a nice simple desk for like 100 fucking bucks

Seconded. They're not prepared to cut work hours to let people fuck. I know they're a smaller island, but they can take the foot off the pedal and still out-perform other nations in terms of quality.

And - otaku will buy it. Unless they have a real actress, no one else will.


The birth/death rate is bad for them- but yes, they don't need to have a larger population- they only live on 30% of the land thanks to mountains & protected forests. They do need to stop the rate declining though.

Onahole connectivity
soon.
AI conversations
soon.
Virtual reality rooms with your waifu.
We are truly living in the new age

You're crazy. Even if I had that kind of money to throw around I wouldn't do it on a fucking desk.

Give me one reason why you would buy something like that instead of some cheap 2nd hand desk. Or fuck, make one yourself for nothing at all.

No amount of propaganda is going to magically create sane living conditions that would actually encourage people to start families. They don't want to be stuck in the salaryman/housewife position their parents were. I heard some flee Tokyo for less populated areas like Okinawa in search of simpler life, but obviously not everyone has the resources or willpower for such a radical change.

This reminds of the movie Her.

And I hated that cuck movie.

materials still cost money, not as much as a pre built desk of course but nothings truly free

This
For 2 grand you can buy a lot of woodworking equipment and machinery and start making your own desks

Some people can't.
Physically ugly, unable to pick up on social ques, and by the time they did gather the money needed to compensate/dress to impress and learned how to interact, they'd be over 30. And by then, any kid would be retarded as fuck.
Like it or not, 25 is your limit (on average) if you want a decent wife and kid. Not to mention how most women's attitude nowdays is warped as fuck.

So, if you're guaranteed to be single- why not enjoy yourself? Of course, those who can improve should, and I'd argue maybe half of otaku or nerds world-wide could fix themselves, but believe they can't.

Honestly for 3,000 buck I sorta would expect that shit now. Fucking can't even peep on her taking a bath hopefully there are apps to fix that shit. I mean there better be for the ridiculous amount of money they're charging for what is basically an advanced desktop mate in a jar.

that's exaggerating, if you're a healthy individual you can have a kid in your early 30s or so

Because tools, materials and time spent doesn't cost a fucking thing right?

A man tends to increase in value as he ages, women's value on the other hand drops, if you marry a woman over say 23, it's playing Russian Roulette with 3 bullets

TLDR: urbanization is the great filter.

unless we can get robots wafius to replace women this inst worth my time.

lot less than 2k for sure

If in the next 20-30 years 90% of this site dies and doesn't make children, i think the human race as a whole has officially won.
Thus i support devices such as this.
Hell, give them a fuckhole apparatus too for sexual release.
Gotta keep the beautiful ones, beautiful.

Half of you will die alone willingly embracing your waifu, the other half will die alone kicking and screaming on your way down while you rage in your virtual hugbox with like minded invidiuals as you all fade away throwing a lonely tantrum.
The end result is the same, and humanity is saved either way.

Bruh.

We need to go back to living in villages.

Hmmm…I think I'll stick to real people.


This.

They should do that by searching for the origin of the real problem, which is a depressed population/suicides, unhealthy work ethics, etc. Not the symptoms, which are muh birthrates which gets thrown around all the time.
They may have to step away from their current cultural workings some, but the way they're going now I don't see them ever crawling out of that depressing spiral.


Like you need many tools to build a simple sturdy desk. Materials can either be gotten for pretty cheap or you can go even further and look on sites like craigslist for free wood and shit like that.

Really, you just need to know where to look.

That sounds like a great way to go and if I could choose I wouldn't have it any other way.

Everyone dies alone

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Yeah, beacuse it's the simple sturdy desks that cost you the 2000 dollars right? Why spend 1.8 million on an Aston Martin Vulcan when you can just slap wheels and a cheap electric motor on a plank and ride that everywhere?

I completely endorse it.
If i had my way i'd make a series of wonderful cages for everyone here, where they would have all the vidya, porn, and an entire harem of robot waifus.
I'd just make sure they never breed and die of old age in there, that's the only price.

tbh only a retard would spend that kind of money on a car

Is a retard with 1.8 million really a retard user? I'd gladly be a retard if it ment I could have that kind of money.

Why do you need anything more than that? It's a fucking desk.
I'd never spend that kind of money on a car either to be honest with you.

Also, show me what it is in that desk posted above that makes it worth the price tag. Because all I see is a desk with a few more cabinets than a regular one.

people like to tell other people how to spend money.

And not even a fairy. Opportunity wasted.

Or we can just bomb the fuck out of the third world.

They do though you stupid fuck.

pathetic

it's kinda sad

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China has a clean 71 million on India and 1 billion 55 million on the US, the number 2 and 3 countries by population and there's only one African country in the top 10 and China has 11 times the population of them. Nice try you slant eyed jew but you're not fooling anybody.

I genuinely wonder why most Asian countries seem to overwork people like crazy. I guess its a respectable work ethic, but it'll probably burn you out in the long run, there needs to be a better mix between work and breaks.

Gangstalicious is a faggot and the Japanese need help, their future is supposed to be made of grorious mecha not that faggotry.

Please don't bully.

breaks are for filthy lazy round eye

Americans will make one with a Terry Crews hologram yelling at you everythime you fuck up

you deserve extra bully nerd

I know, right? A cute little computerized fairy companion would be fucking perfect.

Terry for your bed and bathroom, gordon for the kitchen.

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Old Spice for the rest of your life

Maybe there's some special feature in the desk that makes it niche and therefore makes it costs a lot of money. Maybe it has some custom l33t gamer shit in it or maybe it's a desk that has legs that can extend so it can be used as a standing desk as well. You could say "Why do you need anything more than that?" about literally anything. Why do you need to eat Kobe beef when you could just eat spam from a can? Why do you need a Mercedes-Benz when you could just buy a Kia?


I don't know what's so great about that particular desk. Probably that it's big and a lot of design went into it. Maybe the wood is especially classy or something but I wouldn't know since I'm not an expert on desks.


I'm sure it could be a fairy. The website makes it sounds like they intend to make creating characters pretty easy.

Y-you're embarrassing me in front of the other anons, stop it already.

Show me, fool. Show me ANY article that states that whites are causing overpopulation. And not that SJW bullshit where they just say "whites are the problem". No "cause and effect" shit where they say "whites are causing niggers and chinks to overpopulate" either. Your only evidence that you describe is that they omit a couple races (hell, all of em) and that they therefore target white people, failing to see that they are remarking about overpopulation in general.
Get your Holla Forums out of your ass.

since you got dubs this time, i will let you go for now
you sissy cumguzzler

I'd pay for that. Sounds fucking hilarious.


Not really. It's just a desk. I really don't see why you would need something more out of a desk than just the regular stuff, unless you want to be needlessly fancy. You can't really compare it to food or cars at all in my opinion.

I just wanted to know how that user could justify spending an obscene amount of money on something like that.

There's something about their logo that I can't quite put my finger on.


But they'll all have the same personality as the base model right? Which is a bubbly young girl? No ara, no buy.


Fucking treecucks! You could get a motorized stand-up desk for 1/4 that price that will get you off your ass and get /fit/ as you play vidya.

>>>Holla Forums

I think I read on the website they plan on making more characters. They'd probably make a man before an ara though. I'm sure there's going to be a custom model, animations and text lines once people get these things. Only hard part would be voice acting. Who knows how easy it really is though. If I were to make this thing I'd probably just separate the text lines and the triggers for them so that you could easily change the text. Depends how the sentence logic is structured I guess.

Ah yes its obvious that the people browsing Holla Forums think that whites are responsible for overpopulation.

GAH! MY WEAKNESS!
He's told me to go hang with the left-end of the horseshoe!
Boy, those knuckleheads are just as scared of everything that isn't them as you have clearly made yourself to appear.

Re-read the post.

Get some reading comprehension my man.

I am but i'm not seeing it, ill just quit and go to sleep.

But what about the video games?

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I'll explain it simply. People like 0ec545, and many from Holla Forums, have a bizarre victim complex where if you don't mention them directly, you must be mentioning them indirectly. My argument is that the one I replied to inferred that because the left side of the idiot-box DID NOT say that niggers and chinks where the cause of overpopulation, they must mean that whites are. Holla Forums and Holla Forums are one and the fucking same. Resorting to labels when they are shoved up against the wall.

ebin

Oh man.

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OH MAN.

Nigger it's a desk. Unless it sucks your dick without giving you splinters I don't see how it's worth fuckin' anything higher then 50-100 bucks.

WHY THE FUCK IS HALF THIS THREAD ARGUING Holla Forums AND Holla Forums AND THE OTHER HALF IS IN A HEATED ARGUMENT ABOUT A FUCKING DESK!?

How passive are you cucks anyway?

I thought it was pretty good until the ending "twist" that made no sense happened.

Well it wasn't exactly about video games to start with so what the fuck were you expecting. This thing is expensive as hell, not out untill a year from now and there's only so many times you can say "the waifu age is now".

Listen pal, you take a look at that desk up there and tell me it's worth that amount of money.

But is she redpilled

I fail to see how giving a retard money would make it any smarter.

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clearly he did something right to get 1.8 million

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Yep, pretty much

Alcohol and 2d is all I'll ever need.

That last one is the guy being a beta cuck.

>Not hemp
Unless it's illegal in your state then I guess alcohol is fine

faggot who doesn't own a desk detected

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The only thing going for THC was that it was illegal, but barely so much that you had to go out of your way to get in trouble for having it. Most of the high came from doing something you're not supposed to. Now that it's legal, it's just going to lead to a more depressing, though interesting, version of alcoholism.

You shitheads are okay with this too. Use your brain, not your desperate cock.

cheap desks are a lot weaker to shit like humidity they are made of that compacted shit no one likes, i had a table made of that stuff and it only lasted me 3 years, good wood will last forever unless your house burn

They've set themselves up for this shit.
Women of this era are just constant whiny bitches that fight for social justice and acceptance, all they've done was make themselves look like human land whales that care little for their own appearance.
Normal women are almost starting to become extinct.
Attractive Tomboys are extinct.
The list goes on.
Now would you rather stick your dick in a lifeless doll that will always comfort you, talk to you, acknowledge your existence in life, make you feel good, etc. or would you rather have the almost exact opposite of all that?

I guarantee that I'd even find a way to alienate her.

/thread

Vulgar.

That said, very true; once I saw it start messing with the functionality of the apartment I knew that the thing was hooked to some sort of wifi network, which means very bad things in terms of external remote control

I'de say it lies in context with the user. Even prior to its legalization there were people who did nothing but smoke weed all day and live on welfare. If you're the kind of person who's prone to alcoholism you're probably going to be the same way with weed. I find that weed is much easier to quit after several years though. Having done both at separate times, years later I usually find myself wanting a drink more than I want to smoke when I've gone a while without either.

I just noticed.

Do you guys think the Gamecube logo and the little-big symbolism of pedophiles…?

Nah. Nintendo isn't Hollywood. I'm sure it's nothing.

The only overpopulation is of chinks, niggers, arabs, spics, and poo in the loos. There need to be more white people.

Will 2.5D save us from this hell, Satan?

This isn't how technology was supposed to progress.

They said the Japanese could go extinct in 100 years from continuously lowering birthrates. Now it could come sooner.

Why?
To realize he is more a bot than the hologram in a bottle working 12h daily to return to a fucking empty home fap to dickgirls and cry till sleep so he can kill himself?

Your fucking life have 0 interest to keep it private you tinfoil fag

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Why are you mad when people want to have their privacy?
Who do you deem worthy to have rights?

You have to realize that if we lose the japs the chinks will be even more powerful. But their production is even shittier. Why lose the best of the gooks ?
Their production is much higher quality than the chinks. Both as animus and motors.


user tying your phone to anything makes you very vunerable to spying even if the software itself doesn't do it.
Fucking smart watches for jogging can be used and have been used to track people. And it's not even that difficult to do. Some of the exploits are publicly available.

So?

Do you think anyone cares about what the fuck you do?

95% of normalfags literally post their life in social networks and yet no one cares

Why fuck would anyone bother to spy a basement dweler with no life to spy

that why sperm banks are for ; i have layed my seeds , so now all i have to do is wait for the future psychopath to be picked up by some desperate female and hello future Mr. not Tim Portant

I may not have a future , but i will have my revenge regardless

Well I am writing short stories. Hope to write a book one day or make a boardgame. Why would I want everyone spying on the thing I am making ?
My ancestors were anti-government. One was murdered for his views. Why would I want those people to spy on my personal life ?

Are you gonna answer my question?

Why are we building waifus before we build gundams? Why does humanity not have their priorities straight?

They are legit shilling this shit. It's not even news, it was news about half a year back when they announced it, and back then there was a normal amount of interest. Now every fucking board I go to, there are several threads about it, all of them making sure to link the ad or gatebox.ai

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Hey, sex robots before giant robots m8

Also it turns out making giant robots with bipedal systems that work is pretty fuckin' hard. We start small, and sexrobos are where it all starts.

Intel CPUs are getting 3G backdoors built into them, this glorified 3D model viewer having or not having a camera would be the least of my worries

The only things we are missing is a fucking energy source that doesnt suck and a good energy storage tech

Wait where the fuck is that webm from.

Overwork AND shallow bitches.

When there's no payoff for work, and the women around you are shallow and just after money, there's no reason to work at all.

Japanese women I heard are very shallow gold diggers.

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Can't think of an animu I actually like anymore since I'm not a weeb that lusts for underage girls and, in fact, watching that shit die out (and the subsequent butthurt) would be worth a friendlier relationship with China and South Korea. In short, there ain't a damned thing coming out of Japan as of late that I give a flying shit from a rat's ass about, so Let Them Die. Japanese game name, irony set

Looks like something straight out of Degrassi.

Micro > Macro
I want to tenderly love a tiny robot.

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Anti-gun ad made by people from Sandy-Hook School or something.


My negro

Actually found the original, it's called "Evan". Kind of disappointed we haven't seen more edits of this.

Here's the best edit.

youtube.com/watch?v=Er_HugcPmJ8

And robo penis technology.

FOR CYBORG COCKERY
WE SHALL BUILD A MACHINE TO FUCK EVERYTHING WITH A GIGANTIC ROBO DICK


personal sex robots before giant robots, and giant sex robots come after we crack the human genome to make us all into shapeshifting masses of flesh that take incomprehensible alien forms as we ascend to godhood and eternal peace, THEN giant sex robots.

I mean we could try doing that BEFORE we all go full elder god but the mechanics behind fucking something that much bigger then yourself either require some serious dimension fuckery or some way to not be rubbing your genetals unsatisfying on metal plate and actually fucking the robot, shinji

First shapeshifting tentacle monster ascension, THEN we fuck the giant robot.

You have to think things like this through, man.

South Korea doesn't produce any worthwhile shit and is a cabal feminist hellhole and China doesn't give a fuck about the rest of the world and are equally the same as Jews regarding business practices and are more then willing to screw you over for a few bucks. But i'll give you that the Chinese are trying to end the world as quickly as possible due to their habits and it would be better off if everything just burned. I consider Jews more human than Chinese and worst Koreans can just fuck choke on all the fucking plastic in the world since that's all they're made off.

Shit, guess I should have thought things through a little bit more.

A weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

You know what makes me sad about this? Granted, there's going to be someone who will jerk off into the jar and ask the doll to "lick it", but i think most of the people who will pay for it are just men that want someone to talk to and feel less lonely at night. Have someone to look forward to. While on the other side niggers breed like crazy, even if they're known for being lazy, violent, retarded and whatever you want.

YEAH
SUCK MY DICK GENETIC ENGINEER FAGS, WHO'S THE WINNER NOW?

MECHANICAL ENGINEERING, BACK ON TOP, BABY

It's not a weapon if you consent

Nice try (((fellow otaku))).

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namasensei is best sensei

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How would that make Japan have kids?

Either fall to the sex robots or be nicer to men. Eventually we'll outmode you completely using donor eggs and incubation chambers to survive and even that can eventually be synthesized.

Sex robots are happening, but you have an advantage over them. Sex robos will be expensive. So, be nicer to men, treat them as human beings, or you'll be ignored for the literal sex object.

Hey, i'm willing to tango, but you have to drop the shallow behavior and bullcrap. You have to make an actual effort now, your vagina no longer carries power over men, you've taken all the incentives for marriage away from them, you have hundreds of false rape accusation cases that made it to public because you treat men like meat.

And you expect men to take it? You expect to get anything but the spiteful cowardly weaklings for your progeny and soon not even that? You need to shape the fuck up.

LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH!

I mean it's a great idea, but it's kind of useless to solve the problem at hand.

THE WAIFU AGE ISN'T HERE UNTIL THEY HAVE WAIFUBOTS THAT PASS THE UNCANNY VALLEY, DAMMIT!

Look, a lot of fucking societal problems come from refusing to address the 3rd world and it's impact on the 1st, mainly in it's pure barbarism, and people aren't allowed to talk about for fear of being called racist or sexist or anything else under the sun.

It's baby steps here. Solve one problem you make it easier to solve others, like spring cleaning. Whether or not bombing is the answer, it's not my area of expertise, but something needs to be done before the 1st world implodes.

People need to be excised from government, the 3rd world needs to be dealt with without fear, and dammit we need our robo dicks.

One step at a time.

Extremely fucking soon…

That said, Japan isn't influenced by the third world.

They're too busy hating everyone butthemselves and the brazilians for some reason while pretending to be americans to care about africa.

but themselves*

I don't know what's going on with my keyboard.

They have their own problems, and they need to sort it out.

If we ignore our own, we'll only fall behind. Individually, countries need to amicably cut ties for a small while and commence restructuring and weeding.

We need alone time. It's like masturbating to clear your head before tackling a romantic issue.

To be honest they seem to be shitposting, though in a cringy manner.
But I admit that there are poster that made me question their sanity

Do you even /cyber/? Silly gaijin.

3000 dollary doos and you can't even fuck it
wew

So pretty much what happened during the final era of Rome?

It looks like a coffee-maker.

ye

Society ain't falling that easy, though, shit's gone too far. Not jinxing it though. I have a feeling it won't, though. Things aren't at that sheer level, and Rome didn't have nuclear deterrants.

Shit, I almost forgot we're in current year.

Trips don't lie.

This reminds me of this time on half/v/, before it went irredemable shit, about some femanon that got asshurt over the idea of sexbots. Something like "as a femanon I'm ashamed to share a board with these people. You're supposed to chase the girl, not give up halfway", which led to the poster being mocked. IIRC it was a VR thread. Either way, if the very preemptive war on sexbots has shown us anything is that women are afraid competition.

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This is why they're dying out.
That and not even japs find fish faces attractive.

This will connect to your every device and you phone.
This will monitor you 24/7
There is no knowing where all this information might end up.
Makes you think.

And a way to make the cost of producing them viable for more than a one-off novelty. Same with maintaining them. Oh, and a function besides the novelty. Mechs the size of mobile suits won't be good for much besides maybe building skyscrapers or something.

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Do you ever think that people who have exhibitionist fetishes just buy loads of always on devices and get aroused when they think a government agency is watching them masturbate.

B-but muh waifu!

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It's a four large island country (not counting some small ones).

Well this just a next step.

That just aint right.
Nope, not right at all, shit is fucked.

I have a simple 72" Bush desk without all that crap. It only has a privacy panel, a keyboard tray & some cable management holes. It's like 237.00 with a 10-year warranty now. I dunno how much it was when I got it, but it certainly wasn't over 300.00. Holds a 40" monitor, a 22" monitor & a Fractal R5 PC case along with some other shit. I probably shoulda gotten the Credenza with 23" depth instead of desk with 29" depth since that extra space isn't really used. When I had a bigger PC case I may have needed that 29" of space over 23" of space, but not with the R5. These Bush things are kinda useful since you can easily expand them with a return bridge or keyboard tray or little drawers mounted underneath or a 4-door hutch overhead. They're not like amazing quality real wood, but they get the job done. I should expand mine a little since my big printer has to sit in the other room & be used through wifi since I'm outta desk space for it.

Most likely by inheriting it.

Honestly it has come to the point where I wonder about this technology because this isn't just pillow humpers any more or guys' marrying their 3DS.
Lets say Ronery-san doesn't buy the Miku from Mekakucity Actors.
Maybe he just becomes so depressed he does that other stereotypical Japanese pastime, killing yourself.
In his defense he isn't exactly a fat disgusting NEET, he is running salary_man.exe as is expected of him.
That text message shit though is way over the fucking line for me.
That is just a step or two away from being Goto from Samurai Flamenco.

[citation needed]

That's women you tard.

Are japs actually stupid enough to think that a program could give them company like a human would?
It's still theoretically possible (if we ever figure out how to basically simulate an entire brain), but if they had come close we would be seeing more than generic texts and weather updates. It's like they're not even trying to make a good illusion.

If they can settle with waifus I don't see why would they need a real completely self-aware AI.

This is just another step for people who are into waifuism for real and there's fuckton of them in japan. 'Tis a step towards the future, for they abadoned their shame long ago.

I want reddit to leave.

This vein of technology has the potential to do more damage to demographics and population than any disease or war.

Population India: 1,2 billion
Population Africa: 1,3 billion (expected to be at 2 billion around 2020)
Population China: 1,3 billion
Yet white people are often seen as the problem to overpopulation even though Europe doesn't even have a total population of 1 billion yet and it's birth rates are actually lowering, same goes for the US and even then it's population is only like 60/70% white and there are more niggers/mexicans getting born than white children anyway.

I'm a kissless virgin and I don't see the appeal in this thing.

Seems like it'd make you more depressive once you come to the realization that you bought a robot that was programmed to give you comfort.

Yes

Not really.

Waifu culture really isn't a thing outside of Japan and 4chan has brainwashed your mindset into thinking it is.

Waifu culture really only exists in Asians and whites. I wonder (((why)))?

Are you like retarded or something?

Who the fuck wants actual human company? who the in the right fucking mind would want to put up with an actual simulation of a brain of a human?

That's why we like 2d. Fuck human companionship.

Because both have cultures where people have become "herbivores" because they either don't have time to date or just don't see the worth in it. Whites have it because SJWs in the Current Year have made the whole process an unbearable mess.

Also because any way you look at it, it's still an AI companion, which is cool.

If otaku hated human company so much, I'm sure they'd hate the idea of a robot texting them repeatedly while they're hard at work.

SJW and feminism doesn't exist in Japan.

I agree it's cool, I just don't like where this technology might lead.

How do you do fellow humans?

Wow, what a faggot.

I just want to collect art of my waifu and imagine what life with her would be like.

That's good enough for me.

"Grasseating" is a thing there, nonetheless. Makes the technology able to fill a needed niche.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herbivore_men


And where might it lead?

Almost every human being. Even the waifufags. ESPECIALLY the waifufags. There's a reason every waifu is in the form of a human or anthropomorphized into having human features like emotions. There's a reason nobody waifus a rock or inanimate object. Even when people fall in love with "objects" they give them human qualities like names and assume they have genders and feelings like love.

It really isn't a thing inside of Japan either
It's just a subculture that got internet famous

Advanced races romancing robots while others continue reproducing at incredible rates, eventually overcoming the globe.

Idealization isn't reality.
This is why real humans will always be inferior to the theorical "real life" waifu.

You haven't been here long enough.

Well then I figure we'll have aritifical wombs implemented. I mean if even we can see it ahead I don't think that it'll be something to take anyone by surprise. I mean look how quickly facebook integrated itself into things; you think the ability to both fuck robots and breed wouldn't be a thing?

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You ain't fooling me you metal faggots. I'm onto you. You take our jobs until there is nothing left to do and then you even want to take away our interaction between each other leaving us like rats in cages.
We made you and we can end you !

read my post, i specifically addressed these people. The kid who was in love with his car named them, and attributed human emotions to his car. In other words, he wasn't attracted to a literal car, but his idea of a car-like human.

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This is the kind of reasoning that makes people like Richard Dawkins look retarded.
Not every aspect of human development can be reduced to "I want to fuck".

Waifu fags are a perfect example of this, they are so tired of real humans having so many problems they subconciously completely shut off their emotions towards them. If you give, say, that ritsu fag from 4am the option between masturbating nonstop to his waifu and marrying a real woman he will turn on his computer.

soi

I mean it's not like we don't have the technology already. Just hook your waifu up to it, and store your spunk away until a suitable match is found.

yet waifu-fags still crave love and attention, hence why they project these feelings onto fictional characters. Someone who truly does not desire human companionship would be completely asexual and require no human contact at all. In other words, you'd be dealing with a sociopath. Even the most "GAH I hate the human race" people still talk to people on the internet. In other words, they still desire to speak with other human beings.

You are not fooling me succubus

3000 dollars ain't shit, I wipe my ass with 3000 dollars, I'll give you 3000 dollars to shut the fuck up.

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Weeboo shit is so cringey

Here is a robot guillotine, especially for you.

You debunked yourself mate.
Sociopathy is exactly the anomaly within your paradigm.

Sure, it's a mental issue; but the mere fact that it exists gives human psyche a more abstact value other than the reductionist "meaning" you give it.
The thing is that self-exclusion from human society and needs exists; call it sociopathy, call it anti-social behavior, but it exists. And that's enough to prove my point.

anomalies and defects exist in every system. This same logic is used by SJWs to prove that there are more than two sexes, because 1 in a million people are born with extra chromozomes.

The fact that mental disabilities exist doesn't affect the majority of neurotypical human beings. There are humans born without sight, that doesn't discredit the fact that human beings rely on vision for a majority of their sensory information.

The fact that sociopaths exist does not disprove the claim that waifufags and similar are attributing human traits onto the object of their desire creating a replacement for the real thing, for various reasons.

sociopath behavior is found in normal people, normal people behavior is not found in sociopath.

sociopath are reduced to merely "i want to win/fit in" while normal people can have these feelings, they can also think "i want to pet that cat" even if it gives them no social status and doesn't improve them at all beyond making them feel better which is not possible for sociopaths.

And?

I am not saying normal people are incapable of displaying sociopathic behavior. I am suggesting that the vast majority of people that have "given up" on human companionship have not actually given up, they've just found it elsewhere. I am suggesting that hugging your dakimura is just a stand-in for real human companionship and that someone who lusts after fictional characters does so because his drive for human companionship has led him to do so. I am merely pointing out the irony of one claiming they do not feel the attraction to human beings or human qualities and then that person turning around and searching for or attributing human qualities to their fictional or inanimate partners.

I just want to fug my /clang/ harem. I don't care about women. I don't care if I'm labeled as a sociopath, I just don't want my dreams to be memes. I want my meme dreams to become reality.

well then i was strengthening your point

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Isn't it still better than nothing at all, though? It's not like folks are foregoing women for this or anything - you're assuming women were available to begin with.

xpost from pol

Just pretend I copy pasted the entirety of Morpheus' dialogue from Deus Ex here, because I'm pretty sure almost every line he said applies here.

Population Africa: 1,3 billion

Nigga, Africa is a huge ass continent. Of course it's going to have a high population. That China and India can come anywhere close to matching just goes to show how insane those places are.

But user, your waifu is RIGHT there.

YOU CAN LITERALLY PUT YOUR DICK AGAINST IT

but tragically

not

in it

A fleshlight that yells from time to time "give me attention"give me money" "I fucked ahmad but give me money" can do the trick