You've bugged me for nudes plenty.
As charming as I'm sure you are, my dick is not required to be inside you before others.
I don't care about uour dick, just the ones I'm trying to sex
That's an aawful opinion
WHY DIDN"T YOU MAKE A THREAD?
I don't spend too much time worrying about dicks
So why does the issue of me lewding cute girls or boys exist for you
idk, i've kinda been meaning to but im not quick enough...
i cant fucking beat this mission
You were super fast in /lewd/index.html wtf happened?
how's life been?
huh that's weird
last night you were
really quiick ;)
I was just giving my opinion on your statement
If I were cuddling with cute boys or girls, I wouldn't be trying to stick dicks anywhere other than me
i hate the show though
thats not very nice yo
i got a lot of shit going on
fuckin... netflix and steam and shit...
why do you want me to make a thread?
cool it buddy...
You'd have a chance if you were cuter.
But the whole point of being a dom male is to stick things inside THEM. Your ideals are flawed!
Why do you hate the show?
Luka is love!
and it looks sub par
Maybe I'm not very nice
sci is here
I don't want you to make it anymore... It's too late meow
You shouldn't do so much at once
I'm tough and I refuse to be cute
Your ideals are flawed!
In the double bizarro world where I'm a dom male, sure that would be different
i don't want you to make it anymore
I DO WHAT I WANT
Eh, it's alright for the story, feels, and gut wrenching moments. It's no berserk though.
But you're not tough, so you may as well be cute to make up for it.
Oh apologies, you could be an actual grill. A dom female perhaps? The world may never know.
Its just the way I am
Revy wants to be dicked this bad
Fine, how long are you going to stay awake?
Fuck outta here
I will break you
I will after you
anybody want some ice cream
nah ur nice
I could go for some mint
Try me, faggot. With your weak as shit baby arms.
Well that's just a waste of a glass. No need for it.
i stay up until the moon goes to sleep
baka posting in my late night comfy thread
sci posting in my late night comfy thread
making frivolous complaints for attention
tfw you filter people you dont like
i dont really filter anyone but bloodchan
he's just too annoying/autistic to read
i'd filter sci but he's not as bad, just an autist
Just Skype chatting with Tsuchi.
How are you, love?
Not to my knowledge.
You just like to talk about satan a lot.
I've been fine.
I miss when threads were filled with cool people
Like karp and Gypsy and Johnny
i didnt know tsuchi was trying to dick you
autism is good
you will never watch another live karp showercap
you never know what you had until it's gone...
Ringos Birthday today : ]
At noon wherever you are go @peaceandLove
lol then appreciate everything you incredible faggot
boo have you told your parents that youre gay
literally just removed u from stem
he wants an emotional relationship with bloodchan
he thinks hes a cute girl
not a proper conversation
not a proper conversation
so that's a 'no', huh?
Whoa whoa whoa no lewd please!
You don't wanna dick a Revy? Nigga u gay
I almost took the bait... fuck...
Lilith never sleeps
Tsuchi said you told him about me begging for cybersex and nudes so much that you had to delete me
Is it true?
yeah it is
who is that
he could have said 'bard a couple years ago, everybody'
I think Tsuchi had me confused with someone else. I'm not around enough to complain about something like that.
it literally is
want me to reply to 'lol'
its like im talking to highschool girls
think about what you just said
baka is a highschool girl dumbass
do you shave your balls?
Lilith is our mother goddess and the moon is associated with her
No he said your name a countless number of times. He also said I beg all the "e-girls" for nudes. I don't know why you're friends with him
why am i so weak against you...
was that the joke?
youre a boy?
why the heck are you still up?
If you only beg e-girls for nudes why do you beg me for them.
anyway yeah i don't go to bed for like 2 more hours
I wanted to see you <3
Because I only beg guys for nudes
wait... you're a girl?
Why is your sleep schedule so messed up?
Because its alright~
I'm working really hard to convert him towards my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
oh that's nice
but why are you really up?
Cause it's summer and I don't need to be awake for anything.
That might change though, idk.
fuckin cool dude
wanna high five?
Yeah let's eiffel tower somebody
are you a feminine boy or one of those gross anime posting neckbeards
You just contradicted everything said. How do you even do that.
I've posted pics, I'm clearly a guy.
damn it... -tries to get free-
He's an Atheist. It's alright to give up on the nonbelievers
That had to be the creepiest WebM I ever saw
Because I really wanted to see you!
Didn't you go to summer school?
With no timestamp
3 Chined Neckbeard Actually.
Doctor said I have 5 years left at this rate.
Like, in the 3rd grade...
Why do you always assume I've got school?
I don't do anything all day, just eat 1500 calories and play vidya.
i don't believe for a moment that's why you're up, but i'll forget about it.
I posted one with a timestamp before, don't you even faggot.
You've never even posted a timestamp
Like really fat.
And a microscopic dick.
he just told me you were flirting with him on skype
i think this means youre trying to seclude me from him tsuchi
i think this means he's cute
one takes the mouth the other takes the other side and then they hold hands and tag team somebody :3
huh? did you want me?
It's alright to give up on the nonbelievers
And let us consider how to provoke one another to love and good deeds, not neglecting to meet together, as is the habit of some, but encouraging one another, and all the more as you see the Day approaching (Hebrews 10:24,25).
jewish people lmao
kek > some unproven kike god
No idea what you are talking about.
im sure u dont
We are talking about our savior and lord, Jesus Christ.
It's a Skype bible.
No dom here boss
The Jews were the chosen people.
If you say so.
lol tsuchi x smiles is still the best thing ever
sounds like your choice in waifu is a total bitch
Hmm... in NYC we have school all year round... I'm glad it's over with. I'm assuming everyone has school
Why else would I be up if not to see my love?
-blushes and presses against you- <3
Yes I have you fagbag
This is me in real life
Tsuchi has given up on himself. God doesn't help those that don't help themselves
We're up to Adam & Eve.
I promised to help repopulate the world after the next flood.
did you uhm... did you make that?
Cute pic of u
You look like a fat american slob.
At least I'm a true american freedomist.
Dont lose your head, she's never made a burg in her life.
i didn't FUCKING ASK YOU
Blood chan isn't aactually a burger irl I would know we met up
thanks for making me smile
That's not in the Bible, that was said by Ben Franklin back in the late 18th Century.
In the Bible, God specifically helps the helpless, and calls for people to prostate themselves and unload their burden onto him so that he may claim the glory of saving you.
Yuh it was too big so I gave half to my brother
One of my talents in life is cooking... unfortunately
I'm more American than you
what else can you cook dude?
do you bake?
not marijuana bake but like cookies bake
-thinks you've been making the same burger for quite some time-
I made you cum so many times in my mouth lol
Whatever you faith fanatic
Tell your worthless boyfriend to stop pulling lies out of his ass and posting it in threads
Calm yourself, black man online.
You're half russian, and adopted.
I own guns, bows, and a uniform of freedom.
Get on my level.
I only cook meats... I really want to bake but I can't eat gluten so I'll never know what things taste like
You're crossing the line.
ridk war god scene proto1
song for casino
I must dreamimg
black man online
aww, dude that sucks
i love baking!
It makes me feel all cute and stuff
like one day I'll get a nice husband and I'll get to be his housewife, and I'll bake cookies and things for him when he gets home and the whole house will smell nice
this thread is fucking balls bard
G-good morning, Blood-chan said she would give me a k-kiss if I posted, so here you go ^///^
it's nothing like that. i'm real. and a bit of advice irony isn't charming unless it's funny, just condescending and rude.
how you been?
lol kill yourself bc
mgd hates you
What line? I'm FREE to go wherever I please. That's what being AMERICAN is all about.
From black man, to cute drawn girl. You can't fool me.
I'm going to cook you
Whoa that's actually really nice of you, you'll be a top tier waifu in no time.
Are you going to wear a cute maid outfit for him?
-cups your cheeks and presses my lips against yours- I love you so much <3
-doesn't consent to being cooked in anything less than pure, single-sourced olive oil and demands a respectable, well seasoned cats iron pan-
Better thn a bunch of furries anyways
Aw, thank you! You're way too nice~
Well, not a maid outfit, more like an apron
just an apron
Too drained to continue... bye
aw, okay, see you later BC...
id rather be in a old g-fur thread right now
the only person i like here is (you)
I fucking hate the furries more than any other community
they are all degenearate pieces of shit n and i hope they die painfully
exccept squash hes nice
N-no es Blood-chan, es MGDanon :x
i can't believe you'd think the furries were more degenerate than the posters here
-is Ringo's birthday today-
id rather be in a old g-fur thread right now
oh i didnt know you were here kaybe
id be offended if you said that to bard
kyaaa I kbow he seems happy about it : )
I wanna get him soomething but that would be silly :p
btw cute stunt see that?
dreams are good
I can't beleive you'd think the furries are less degenerate than the posters here
bard, come now
this lineup is a big fat mess
You're right about these threads being more degenerate, I don't see how anybody could even make an argument to the contrary.
I'd gladly take that over the run of the mill g or sfur crowd
I'd even take that over the standard pony crowd
Orihara is way better than kanra
baka is pretty good, he actually has conversations
Sci bc and luka can easily be filtered
thank you beautiful
tonight i learned that this much ativan (2mg pills) is not lethal.
I am still alive and very fucked in the had rn
fucked enough to post something here.
-wonders if this means he shall never be a delicious accompaniment to potatoes- :<
depends who you are
my recco is to double the dosage see what happens
I just don't see it myself.
lukas not even that bad idk why i have them at the list
he's just braindead
doesn't mean he's a bad guy
neo kanra is literally millennia worse than OG kanra
and if you even remove sci bc and luka theres nobody left but us fishes in a swamp of shit
it's really weird
i dont get how people like a lot of people here
so many of them are genuinely unbearable
the fact that my buddies like grim/bard actually like some people here kinda depresses me
lol kill yourself user
thats because you're a mean furry
all the pills i had left familia.
literally a months supply
i can't try any other method of dying.
i literally can't leave my house because of physical disability.
thats what im trying to do
You have it in your head for some reason that orihara is some 'new kanra' new poster
He's been here at least twice as long as kanra
youre lizzy, arent you?
aw, thanks bard
nothing about me
then drink alcohol
or get better pills than benzodiazapines
BLOW ALL THESE LITTLE SPIC AND NIGGER ASSES RIGHT OFF
SHIT ,MAN THIS IS BETTER THAN i GOT
here twice as long as kanra
still not better than him
what did he mean by this?
definitely not lizzy.
i drank 6 shots of vodka with it.
still not dead.
Orihara has conversations, more than lukas -snuggles-
and more than blood chans endless whoring up to everyone
he creeps on way less posters than most of the people here
Idont see why you dislike him so much
he doesn't have the glaring unironnic narcissism that kanra does
can you tell me who you are so my conscience can decide whether to egg your suicide on or not
I'm actually so with you on that one. Some days I come here and there's not a single person I want to talk to. I have no problem with crazy people who can hold an interesting conversation, but that is depressingly uncommon from the last month or so.
if you're serious about killing yourself you shouldn't be bothering with a shot glass if you have a bottle
I don't think you're actually tryng to die
user posting for a reason.
I did have a bottle.
Ive had lots of vodka so i know how much it is i pour.
like im used to pouring shots so i know how much fluid goes into shots
so there were about that many shots in the bottle remaining
i just drank the rest of what was there, not much.
why are you trying to argue this with me when im clearly blinded by HOW FUCKING CUTE kanra is?
there's literally nothing rational you could say to win me over
oh, i think i actually know who you are
ill respect your anonymity because you know why,
but i actually think you should really kill yourself
Hopefully it's sci
That's someone's death we can all get behind
Just go with partial suspension hanging from a doorknob with some cables or rope. Random pills and beer aren't going to get you very far.
sci's hands would be way fatter
Kanra isnt a very good poster in my radar
if you judge posters based on their fuckableness then you arent a good one either
still dont care at all
look at him
he's so fucking cute
Kanra being cuter than me
check out this picture of sci i got lolol
not having muscle
what is this fuckin 2002
kanra is so tiny
its perfect isnt it
i only like femininity
And as we all know, nothing is more feminine than a penis sticking out of a hole in a bathroom stall.
HEY NOW KAYBE
I WASN'T AS SOBER AS I AM NOW WHEN I SAID THAT
It's perfect if they're cute. I'd dom the fuck out of a cute boy, as long as he looked like a girl.
Kanra is just clearly a dude. How can I get off to that?
i know i should kil lmyself.
literally cannot walk.
couldn't hang myself if i tried.
doorknobs are too low for me to do that, I am semi tall.
I have arthritis and another problem and i couldnt lift myself either.
playing video games is even difficult because it hurts my fingers unless i have painkillers (which i also added to the mix of pills, Hydrocodone)
clearly a dude
well yes of course he's a male
but he's still a cute boy
I'm well aware I have high standards, as I've been told that and called shallow plenty.
Too boyish for me to consider him cute, sorry to disappoint.
i would literally duel you if i could
full on ten steps and shoot
im so sorry
My bad, I know as well as anybody that beer makes penises look like long, veiny tits.
Well, that's the beauty of partial suspension hanging, it doesn't really matter how tall you are, you lean into the rope while still being on the ground and have the weight of part of your body do the work. It could of course be tied to something a bit higher than a doorknob if that were helpful. Even if you can't walk or lift yourself very well, it should be within your grasp. Or you could just waffle around taking a handful of pills here and there, bouncing in and out of the hospital.
Not that I'm advocating that.
It's high noon, my dudes.
-sits on the floor and looks around the thread with wide eyes, feeling restless but without something to get into-
long veiny penises
you really need to learn to get over a grudge, friend.
I'll fight you in bed, faggot.
I mean, no offense, you'd probably lose that pretty quickly. *insert navy seals copy pasta* I am a marksman.
what the fuck
That's nt a fun one
it is super late though
weird meme t hear from you
Just eat. That's what I do when I'm bored.
Vascularity, the peak of eroticism.
you don't know sonata?
maybe ill succeed another day.
so many of these things are forcing me to pass out.
why would you say sorry lmao
unless its sarcastic, then it makes sense.
ive been to four different hospitals in the past month.
one overdose, one breathing suicide on accident on a 911 call, one to visit urgent care because i couldnt move my limbs, and one more for a follow up.
oh my gosh that cat is so adorable
no he just squeaked at me
-holds out an easter egg to you?-
-is sleepy but not ready for naps yet. Has to feed kitty at 6-
-is bored, not hungry- :<
Keep doin' your thing.
They make them cuter in space, I think.
(you) me sonata
why would he do that
squeaking definitely isn't good
Who cares? Eat anyway. At least it's something to do.
I hope your next attempt is successful, Swedish Fish.
you sure feed your cats early :P
eating is greeat
Sonata, stick your dingus in Boo's tea.
-me sonata- :<
-doesn't understand the question and tilts his head curiously. Thinks it's pritty.-
it's just a hello. you should love him.
best erps of my life
-doesn't into eating before bed-
-can't let diabetic kitty go more than 12 hours between feedings-
-thinks tea is best taken with minimal add-ins-
Their avatar is so icky though
I love Malice but bro you're gay as fuck
whats inside the easter egg
interesting, i always associate squeaks with bad things...
why would I love him?
awww poor thing is diabetic? :( does it need insullin
Don't go to bed then.
his thread roleplay is silly and fun. trust me you'll dig it. really cool guy too.
Im gonna take kaybes advice and eat
Sonata is great
It's good advice.
i thought sonata died, sonata where's my tea yo
yeah, i get that
it is fun!
-is becoming worried you're going to break it- :<
-shows you the needles kitty has to have twice a day- v.v
-doesn't trust fake moon-
and don't try to cybersex him you freak.
how long have you had this kitty
It's your funeral.
so what you're saying is
there are tasty bits inside?
*punches you in the fucking boner head on, snapping it in half*
-thinks it has been 15 years?-
-looks at the calendar. The new moon was two days ago so is safe for a while-
D: -hides the eggs around the room so you can't find the rest of them.-
nah mate don't get me my tea then it's all good
you're supposed to hide easter eggs anyway!
You've just made this a game for me!
Do you want to play?
oh my my
do you have any otherS?
i dont get it
I dont get it
Hey Daggus how are you doing?
It's fucking hilarious
It was a randomly generated meme
there was originally a diffferent image
but the template was set and then this image was generated over it
And shitpostbot posted it
It's perssonaly funny to me because when I first started posting I usedd internet explorer
and acted really gay and people were super nice to me
0_0 -hurries into the kitchen and prepares your tea-
-cannot believe anyone would harm bunny berries- ;_;
-used to has a Maggie but she died a few months ago v.v and also has a Midnight-
save the animals
how old is midnight?
where did they come from?
any1 wanna play sum gaymes
but they taste so... so... yummy
like steaks and hamburgers
ya DayZ tomorrow
Oh that makes sense then. I was just really confused.
How are you?
have i shown you this one yet
I'm going to bed soon, just one last song...
my irl friends showed me this a month or so back I think
its pretty goods
I don't really feel the best or too happy but nothing wrong
how are you tonight
One last thing
jl b hood is a legend dude
-doesn't know. All his kitties are homeless before they come in-
Ngga ripped it
bro if i had a bitch in my apartment lambdadelta id be like
"whats up baby can i eat that pussy"
and shes be like ya
but the thing is i dont have any women who would come in my apartment probably. im pretty lonely
if i could get a bitch into my apartment it'd be over. Id be on pimp status the whole time. I just cant talk to women.
have u seen all the cyphers
theyre all really REALLY good
Been in a skype call with Tsuchi for a while, he's probably passing out soon.
no bard, this! youtube.com
sounds okay, im more in the mood for rock right now though
You know that's a guy, right?
do u rike clutch
But I haven't been so into rap so much recently
Been into i guess
Atmospheric chill shit
my irl homoies bump that shit all the time
lmao @w weezer
tieria erde is a pretty lady
why not smoke up and eat something lmao
w/e bard ur lame
fuckin clams indian passtime
No, I mean the OP.
Felix Argyle is a cat boy. Not a cat girl. He's a crossdresser.
it sounds alright
i like this! youtube.com
anyway, im off to bed
mm, already blazed got some bho cranken am fried ..
listening to much music?
Hey, don't judge second best girl in the anime.
heck yeah I am always listening to something
what are you listening to atm
i hope you die in your sleep
get outta here ori
You better mean behind Rem.
Why... Yes... I did actually. Rem is best girl.
btw test i still don't see what is special about re:zero
I used to be so into phish when I was a bit younger
I heard they had a few days of concerts at wrigley field recently
Everyone knows it.
God that's hot as fuck.
look at this cute cat girl
no denying this smile
i mean if the selling point is that there's a video game mechanic used as a plot device then is it really worth watching?
i want to dress test up like a girl, rail his ass, and cum on his stomach
Maybe the actual selling point is that it's not a piece of garbage
not cumming inside
...But he's not a girl.
That is not the selling point.
The selling point is watching the main character lose his mind.
I'd lose my mind too
wiith that hot cat boi around all the time
HE'S AS MUCH OF A GIRL AS LUKA, YOU BIGOT.
if he's losing his mind then i'm on another planet.
Felix doesn't even identify as a girl, just pretends to be one to mess with people.
So you're completely right.
That might work out
Never seen it
How much have you watched?
OH GOD whats wrong with my dick
also test literally started ignoring all of my gay comments towards him
they are really compatible.///.
ncie chode lmao
good thing its the girth that matters
You've got a straight butt plug, bro. I'm impressed with that girth.
You just have to find the right vector of attack. His sister. Attack his sister.
70% ain't bad
he already knows im in love with his sister
my full intentions are to marry his sister and make him my side sissy bitch
lol, fuck dat
My thoughts are that you are one selfish lover. I mean, look at this, NINE times, and you didn't get him there once. How does that even happen?
BOO LOVED IT BUT TEST HATED IT
THE FAG AND THE STRAIGHT MAN
test will love it
good to see you back dude
Your plan is looking promising, honestly.
heyo, thank man!
sorry, yuh i'll try be around more been busy and they blocked the chans @ work so i can't fuck around no mo
why does my dick keep getting thicker
its like i have knots
watched 5 episodes and so far none of the drama has been convincing. like when it takes this guy three episodes or whatever to realize he's 'respawning' from the same point, that's just infuriating.
and on another note when they try to be self-aware it isn't funny
it's just nothing
IT JUST GETS CHODIER
Give it two more episodes. If you're still bored, you can drop it.