Fullderp: FIX YOUR SITE edition

the madman (Charizard) (M) @ Charizardite X
Ability: Blaze
EVs: 248 HP / 100 Def / 160 SpD
Impish Nature
- Belly Drum
- Roost
- Dragon Claw / Earthquake
- Flame Charge

But I wanted to play in Pokebank UU.
I just forgot to say so.

Too late, enjoy your UB cancer :^)

cant touch me nerd (Archeops) @ Life Orb
Ability: Defeatist
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpA / 252 Spe
Hasty Nature
- Stone Edge
- Bounce
- Earth Power
- U-turn

ebin meems :DDD

fugg :DD

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Everything worked out better than expected haha

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I'm supposed to win?
Well I guess I'll try harder this time.

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I am a champ. I know my duty well.
I know I have to win so all I ever do is win and also this guy's using a red team.

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Alright I'm back to winning.

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The opposing Ninetales used Blizzard!
how do i work was frozen solid!

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NEW TEAM

Pokebank UU

Throh

high energy tree (Exeggutor-Alola) @ Lum Berry
Ability: Harvest
EVs: 244 HP / 252 Def / 12 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Giga Drain
- Substitute
- Rest
- Leech Seed

Sonichu (Togedemaru) (M) @ Protective Pads
Ability: Sturdy
Happiness: 0
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Lonely Nature
- Zing Zap
- Attract
- Swagger
- Frustration

No one told you, eh?

Remoove (Miltank) (F) @ Normalium Z Ability: Sap Sipper EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpD Adamant Nature - Rollout - Milk Drink - Heal Bell - Defense Curl
z-defense curl increases accuracy, z-heal bell heals to 100%, and z-milk drink reverses stat changes.

Flygon. Make it as viable as possible without it being smogon

Heil Santa (Delibird) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Insomnia
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Destiny Bond
- Rapid Spin
- Defog
- Spikes

Well, i think Sonichu remained male even though Chris spawned his new fancy "vagina".

Male is also better for attract memes because MUH WAIFU/ALL GRILL Opponents.

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Flygon will never be Smogon.
Except maybe in Ubers where it's weirdly viable.

REPLACED DEFOG WITH ICE BEAM ON DELIBIRD BECAUSE CHECK YOUR SETS BEFORE SUGGESTING THEM YOU RETARD

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#freejynx2017

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Dragon Rush is a bad move.

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NEW TEAM

Don't give me a Flygon.
I can't find any more good crops of his face to post.

Coward Dogger (Silvally) @ Silk Scarf Ability: RKS System EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe Adamant Nature - Parting Shot - Roar - Explosion - U-turn

Dream Roulette (Komala) @ Choice Band
Ability: Comatose
Happiness: 0
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 Def
Adamant Nature
- Sleep Talk
- Wish
- Earthquake
- Frustration

you MUST use sleep talk ALWAYS or it defeats the purpose of the meme and is 600x less epic

Have a pokemon that you surely don't have lewd pictures of:

Aurorus

here 4 hazards only tbh (Skarmory) @ Life Orb
Ability: Weak Armor
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Swords Dance
- Roost
- Brave Bird
- Iron Head

garfield with foul play

flygon called Marlo's a slut

Mimikyu

Explain how`s it different, degenerates.

Flygon is for cute not for fugs, take your mind out of the gutter

That's just Marlo.
He's not exactly "generate".

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muhmentum (Persian-Alola) @ Darkinium Z
Ability: Fur Coat
EVs: 156 HP / 100 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Foul Play
- Parting Shot
- Taunt
- Fake Out

animals are not for fug
pokeminz are

You just wanted to see my Aurorus collection, didn't you?

Pokemon are for hugs only

FOR FUCKS SAKE

Joke's on you, the guy has made a point to fap to every single pokemon there is.

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Skarmory is banned in Pokebank UU.
I know I forgot to say it again, but throw me a bone here. No Skarms.

Different places different rules

fuck someone already suggested that have a shitmon
wicsash (Whiscash) @ Life Orb
Ability: Oblivious
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Dragon Dance
- Earthquake
- Waterfall
- Stone Edge

It is banned? Just take next suggestion, then.

Show me your Sigilyphs you nasty cunt

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Holy shit
Sorry for taking so long with the new team.
Lots of confusion which was mostly my fault.

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just slap hp fire on everything smh champ you are supposed to be the smogonfag

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Not 6-0 and that's what really matters in the end.

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I told xSwagZ I'd play five games so there it is.
I hope you guys had fun.

NEW CHAMP

I'll do it

Gotta go slow (Metagross) @ Leftovers
Ability: Clear Body
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Def
Brave Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Hammer Arm
- Gyro Ball
- Rest
- Sleep Talk

Garchomp a special set

Where is burger :DDD (Ursaring) @ Toxic Orb
Ability: Quick Feet
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Swords Dance
- Last Resort

Gimme yo shit (Passimian) (M) @ Iron Ball Ability: Receiver EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD Adamant Nature - Fling - Thief - Close Combat - U-turn

1 button scyther (Lurantis) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Contrary
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Leaf Storm

Eviolite Slowbro because I'm a terrible person

GIANT MIDGET (Buzzwole) @ Assault Vest Ability: Beast Boost EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 SpD Careful Nature - Power-Up Punch - Fell Stinger - Hammer Arm - Leech Life

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Actually, you can really try it with Facade and Burn Orb.

Burn halves attack though, remember.

And IIRC Facade is Physical.

need deam :DDD

triggers vic (Golisopod) @ Choice Band
Ability: Emergency Exit
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Def
Adamant Nature
- First Impression
- Aqua Jet
- Sucker Punch
- Leech Life

Victory Road (Fearow) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Sniper
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Focus Energy
- Drill Run
- Drill Peck
- Double-Edge

Zyzzwole (Buzzwole) @ Assault Vest Ability: Beast Boost EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 SpD Careful Nature - Power-Up Punch - Fell Stinger - Hammer Arm - Leech Life Togedemaru (F) @ Rocky Helmet Ability: Iron Barbs EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpD Careful Nature - Fake Out - Nuzzle - Zing Zap - U-turn
Pick one.

Claydoll

Sundowner (Chesnaught) (M) @ Leftovers Ability: Bulletproof Shiny: Yes EVs: 232 HP / 252 Def / 24 Spe Impish Nature - Spiky Shield - Leech Seed - Drain Punch - Wood Hammer

Old meem.

ribombee

Fuck the Togedemaru is supposed to have either Assault Vest + Whatever ability you want, or a physically defensive spread with Rocky+Barbs.
Just do whatever the fuck you want, champ.

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new beam

Free pick of any electric type

the fun ends here (Cradily) @ Leftovers
Ability: Suction Cups
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Rest
- Amnesia
- Block
- Barrier
:^)

SWAG ME OUT (Klefki) @ Leftovers Ability: Prankster EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD Bold Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Swagger - Substitute - Foul Play - Thunder Wave

Free poke, all the moves must be super effective vs flying types

Drampa @ Leftovers
Ability: Berserk
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpA
Quiet Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 0 Spe
- Nature Power
- Flamethrower
- Hurricane
- Roost

Appreciates Trick Room and Tapu support. Please name it appropriately.

Dad will fix it (Blastoise) (M) @ Safety Goggles Ability: Rain Dish EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD Calm Nature - Rapid Spin - Protect - Haze - Roar

THINGS WILL BE DIFFERENT!

Where the hell do you think you are?

new champ.

Merry dead hours to all, and to all a dead night.

Somewhere we can appreciate a mon that ain't supported by the teammates it was designed to have.

In other words I was going fast and shoving in a random mon

I can champ if you guys post cropped/spoilered pokeporn alongside your suggestions.

ME CHAMP

Hypno

Hope you don't mind diaper porn.

Dethroned Champ (Sunkern) @ Iron Ball
Ability: Solar Power
Level: 1
IVs: 0 HP / 0 Atk / 0 Def / 0 SpA / 0 SpD / 0 Spe
- Encore
- Safeguard
- Worry Seed
- Endeavor

Now THIS needs Trick Room

a flareon

Resugging

Ebin Cade

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I can feel my excitement levels dropping swiftly.
Starting early so I can call new team faster.

Someone post the "Pleasure: 0%" image.

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Have a mon of your choice, depressed chimp, and name it seasonal depression

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What a nice guy.

Source. :^)

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One more because I love you guys, except for that one.

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NEW FUGGING TEAM

No smogonshit

name this (Bronzong) @ Iron Ball
Ability: Heatproof
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Brave Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Gyro Ball
- Earthquake
- Trick Room
- Trick

A piece of smogonshit without the thing that makes it smogonshit. (Overgrow Serperior, Fury Cutter Gliscor, Scizzor without bullet punch)

Whimsicott

7upSprite (Druddigon) (M) @ Lum Berry Ability: Rough Skin Shiny: Yes EVs: 102 HP / 202 Atk / 102 Def / 102 SpD Adamant Nature - Stealth Rock - Roar - Outrage - Snatch

Druddigon can't Smogon even when it Smogons right?

farfetch'd

That's the spirit! Take a literal shitmon of your choice!

meant for

circle throw scrappy kanga

Echoed Voice Pixilate Sylveon.
Name it AWOOOOO~

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Th-This team looks like it'll be fun to play with, maybe!

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test

icles

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NEW CHAMP

me champ

Porygon 2

alola sandslash

Togedemaru (F) @ Assault Vest Ability: Lightning Rod EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpD Careful Nature - Fake Out - Nuzzle - Zing Zap - U-turnMight not be shit.
Don't switch her in on physical attackers.

btw I'm doing something that will take 10 mins so no rush

BALK Dogger (Type: Null) @ Eviolite Ability: Battle Armor Happiness: 255 EVs: 252 HP / 120 Def / 136 SpD Careful Nature - Return - Rest- Sleep Talk - Sword Dance

abomasnow

if you use lube it will only take a couple minutes

Something with Z-Parting Shot

I don't see how lube could help with stretching

Depends on what you're stretching and what it's being stretched with.

It helped me stretch your mom out pretty good last night.

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new champ

Finally finished my last deadline, might as well celebrate by getting stomped on the ladder.

GIMME MEMES

We're going cancer-free UU

lmao3stab (Dhelmise) @ Choice Band Ability: Steelworker EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD Brave Nature IVs: 0 Spe - Power Whip - Gyro Ball - Shadow Claw - EarthquakeNo gimmicks here. Just smash things.

Magcargo-Alola (Turtonator) @ White Herb
Ability: Shell Armor
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Shell Smash
- Fire Blast
- Draco Meteor
- Flash Cannon

Funcumber (Pyukumuku) @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Unaware
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Swagger
- Baton Pass
- Recover
- Psych Up

free d*ck

Budget Talonflame (Swellow) @ Flame Orb Ability: Guts EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe Jolly Nature IVs: 0 SpA - Brave Bird - Facade - U-turn - Roost

Is Chatot UU? If so make one and name it AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

If not pick a different burd I guess.

Chatot's a PU mon m8

PU doesnt exist right now..

IT BEGINS

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I've seen Chatot kill enough niggers that it might have been BL.

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i've won!

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;_;

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Turns out Funcumber is really fun

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shoah'd by 4cucks or whatever

kill me now ;_;

/me dabs

;_;

NEW CHIMP

ME CHIMP

PS! Moderator (Pangoro) @ Leftovers
Ability: Iron Fist
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Bulk Up
- Hammer Arm
- Power Trip
- Rest

Free chick

AWOOO~ (Sylveon) @ Choice Scarf Ability: Pixilate EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpD / 252 Spe Timid Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Echoed Voice

Stealing memes shamefully.

Would you? (Lilligant) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Own Tempo
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Quiver Dance
- Petal Dance
- Sleep Powder
- Synthesis

Assault vest cosmoem

Or Celesteela Adamant @ Leftovers
252 atk / 252 speed / 6 def
-Heavy Slam
-EarthQuake
-fly
-Autotomize

that sure is a meme

It's still heavy enough to deal maximum damage to all but like 22 pokemon with most of those being ubers only.

Houndoom.

Oh, it only loses 100kg. I thought auto halved the weight.

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hey i found Marlo!

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He even had the Arcanine.

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AWOOO~ a gud mon

Feel free to try choice specs or metronome items, and different investments. You never outspeed but FINAL FORM AWOO fucks everything up in one hit, nothing survives.

Do Echoed Voice stacks in doubles? I can see an Echoed Voice Sylveon paired with another Galvanize/Refrigerate/Pixillate user working somehow.

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No it doesn't stack. Power increases when used on consecutive turns, it gets no boost if used on the same turn.

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NEW CHIMP

Which 'drake' would you like to 'devastate' you?

me
Unless if is chimping, I can't tell if his post means he is or isn't

「ＳＵＣＣ」 (Buzzwole) @ Leftovers
Ability: Beast Boost
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Bulk Up
- Leech Life
- Substitute
- Focus Punch

You are champ.
Have a free pick of any Dragon-type with Dragonium-Z.
Must have Outrage if male or Draco Meteor if female.
Also must be a mon you'd fug and if you wouldn't fug it it's gonna fug you.

Kiss slut (Comfey) @ Life Orb
Ability: Triage
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Draining Kiss
- Calm Mind
- Substitute
- Aromatherapy

Mega Ampharos comes to mind first.

Salazzle.

Definitely a great choice.

I'll settle for nothing less than garchomp.

RR2: Electric Boogaloo (Golem-Alola) @ Red Card
Ability: Galvanize
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Def
Adamant Nature
- Explosion

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Lets lose some battarus

I mean you could do worse I guess…

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no, however round might suffice
if you have two users use round, the 2nd round user moves immediately after the other

you can use round electrode and specs round sylveon, and the sylveon will move right after the electrode (effectively 150 speed specs round from sylveon)

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Actual picture of chimp

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New team

specs cosmoem

nothin personnel (Decidueye) @ Leftovers
Ability: Overgrow
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Substitute
- Roost
- Spirit Shackle
- Toxic

MEME WORM FINAL (Dragonite) @ Choice Band Ability: Multiscale EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Def Adamant Nature - Extreme Speed

Citizen Snips

Dodge This! (Mew) @ Life Orb
Ability: Synchronize
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Hone Claws
- Hypnosis
- Dynamic Punch
- Stone Edge

Magearna

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Well, I had to go anyway!

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Turn your router on and off and find another Nido name

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New chimperoni

Here come the dead hours

Fuck it I'll chimp again
New team

Funcumber (Pyukumuku) @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Unaware
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Swagger
- Baton Pass
- Recover
- Psych Up

eviolite duoblade

A pokemon of your choice with a nickname of your choice.

A slurpuff named "Diabeetus"

A gen 7 mon you wouldn't want fugging your butthole

tho (Diggersby) @ Figy Berry
Ability: Cheek Pouch
Happiness: 0
EVs: 248 HP / 20 Def / 240 SpD
Careful Nature
- Bulk Up
- Recycle
- Earthquake
- Frustration

fresh off the meme press

Checked

The Dead Hours

The zombies

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The Battaru

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ABSOL IS NOT EDGY OR BAD SHES CUTE AND GOOD AND CUTE
CUTE

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SHADOW THE EDGEDOG

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TYPE:AURA

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protip: be on your best behavior or you'll get banned

Great, another faggot who can't handle the bantz

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New Team

UB05-GLUTTONY (Dedenne) @ Aguav Berry
Ability: Cheek Pouch
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Substitute
- Thunderbolt
- Grass Knot
- Recycle

something with metronome

Special attack lucario nicnamed Type: Aura

This but make it z-metronome. Random Z-attack yo.
Sage because double post

Choice Specs Togekiss

Why Aguav over sitrus berry?

any x days in y meme

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Meme status: Stolen

Boom Bupper (Silvally) @ Choice Band
Ability: RKS System
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Explosion

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New team

Party time!! (Umbreon) @ Leftovers
Ability: Synchronize
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
- Celebrate
- Mean Look
- Flash
- Rest

SJW Tumblr (Conkeldurr) (F) @ Weakness Policy Ability: Guts Shiny: Yes Happiness: 0 EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Def / 4 SpD Naughty Nature - Facade - Frustration - Toxic - Block

Fat as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (Snorlax) @ Aguav Berry
Ability: Gluttony
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Recycle
- Refresh
- Stockpile
- Chip Away

Relt (Ralts) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Trace
Level: 1
EVs: 80 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 0 Spe
- Destiny Bond
- Encore
- Trick Room
- Taunt

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More memes

A cute mon with cute moves!

Is it ok if I find Snips and his moves cute

True OG Real Pimp Nigga (Honchkrow) @ Black Glasses
Ability: Moxie
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Sucker Punch
- Drill Peck
- Steel Wing
- Taunt

Bootleg Dogger(Silvally) Ability: RKS System EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpD Careful Nature - Multi-Attack - Sword Dance - Sleep Talk - Rest

Note:Start as Normal when KO'd change to typing of move that KO'd it for the next match.

If you don't mind a second suggestion by now

I fucked up.

that's fine champ

After that disappointment New Champ

Can someone please chimp, I don't want to be obligated

"She" is YOUR PROM DATE YOU UGLY SACK OF SHIT
FUCK YOU

me champ.

A mon that represents your secret fetish

a mon that represents your nom secret fetish

>dead hours end JUST when the bump limit is hit
I'm so sorry, champ.

So, vore?

Hugsy (Dragonite) @ Grip Claw Ability: Multiscale EVs: 252 HP / 196 Def / 60 SpD Careful Nature - Wrap - Toxic - Sky Drop - Roost

I'm pretty sure that 95% of our regulars use the catalog/threadfinder anyways.

Something with wings that isn't considered Flying-type.

Dodrio

1 more

BILLIES (Dugtrio) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Arena Trap
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Hone Claws
- Earthquake
- Stone Edge
- Reversal

hold up, need to restart my browser because firefox is leaking everywhere

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NEW CHAMP

Dishonour on you, dishonour on your family, dishonour on your cow

Fuck you.

FUCK YOU

no fuck YOU leatherhead

0E8758
0E8758: im not gay
underageanimegirl: sure
0E8758: man you're dumb
underageanimegirl: why do you get so aggresive?
0E8758: why do you keep saying i'm gay?
underageanimegirl: im not saying anything
0E8758: yes you are
underageanimegirl: why does it make you so angry
underageanimegirl: that one random guy on the internet called you a homo?
underageanimegirl: do you have something to tell me?
0E8758: i have nothing to tell you, im not angry
underageanimegirl: alright then keep playing and ignore me homo friend
0E8758: wow
0E8758: you're doing that on purpose, aren't you?
underageanimegirl: Doing what
underageanimegirl: you're the one that keeps talking
underageanimegirl: I just reply
underageanimegirl: you can stop talking at any point and keep playing pokemon my homosexual friend
0E8758: ok fuck you

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0E8758: nothing can trigger me, it just amuses me

I'll champ to invite our gay friend give me UU memes

Let's see if this does any better.
Hugsy 2.0 (Mew) @ Grip Claw Ability: Synchronize EVs: 252 HP / 176 Def / 80 SpD Calm Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Infestation - Toxic - Sky Drop - Roost

bls no bebbles (Charizard) @ Salac Berry
Ability: Blaze
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Substitute
- Belly Drum
- Fire Punch
- Acrobatics

funcumber(def investment instead of sp def, bold instead of calm)

Phantoprisma 2.0 (Necrozma) @ Weakness Policy Ability: Prism Armor EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Modest Nature - Rock Polish - Hidden Power [Fighting] - Stored Power - Power Gem

A what

ctrl + f "funcumber"

ctrl + f "funcumber"

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not in the pastebin, fucko.

on the thread not the memebin

A crustle

resug

re sugg:
Volbeat @ Focus Sash Ability: Prankster EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD Modest Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Tail Glow - Silver Wind - Seismic Toss - Baton Pass

don't forget to name it

- bls no bebbles (Charizard) can't learn Acrobatics because it's incompatible with another move.
- Phantoprisma 2.0 must have at least three perfect IVs because it's a legendary in gen 6.
- You are limited to 1 of Baton Pass by Baton Pass Clause.
that's gona take me a few minutes

just give phantoprisma full iv, don't change HP fight

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I guess I'll quit champing forever

NEW CHAMP

See you tomorrow m8

Im not going anywhere, just not chimping

NEED MEMES, WILL CHIMP

Post cute and/or lewd pictures while you suggest if you're a bro.

REMOVE DINOSAUR (Minior) @ Rockium Z
Ability: Shields Down
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Giga Impact
- Stone Edge
- Earthquake
- Explosion

if you kill a dino with giga impact or continental crush you get a free dick
lizards do not count

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A slowking named "Not a bro"

Here you have lewd, but now you will have to take one from the pic.

Edge Lord (Doublade) @ Eviolite
Ability: No Guard
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Swords Dance
- Shadow Sneak
- Iron Head
- Pursuit

a bewear

Resugging free pick just to get going already.

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Thread status:
No bros.

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It's always a bg, even when I win.

very lewd do not open

Uh, it truly is Ghastly in a shell

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Sacred Miss?
Miss Fire?

Standalone Complex

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Feels good to win, even if it is against retards.

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We managed to find the first ever opponent who has been cursed by Zarel to miss all of his 90% accuracy moves.

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NEW TEAM

Provide cutes this time.

mementum (Vikavolt) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 200 HP / 252 SpA / 56 SpD
Quiet Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 0 Spe
- Volt Switch
- Thunder
- Discharge
- Zap Cannon

Donnel Nidoran-M with a King's Rock.

Help him on his quest to become King! ( Free item pick once he attains kinghood )

eevobost espeon called virgin child

alternatively, a pokemon with wish also called virgin child

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Mismagius @ Life Orb
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Will-O-Wisp
- Hex
- Psychic
- Destiny Bond

shit, meant to be z-celebrate or whatever gives +1 to all

resuggestion
Spicy Shark (Garchomp) @ Firium Z
Ability: Rough Skin
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Swords Dance
- Earthquake
- Dragon Claw
- Fire Fang

Two more nerds.
Two more, nerds.

Resuggs open.

Place seems really dead today.

Take a mon that looks and/or is dead.

replace firium z with life orb if you only plan on using espeon's z meme

The graves.

The digger.

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Blue and Porple

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Heh.

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Gets me every time haha.

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What kind of show did you think you were watching?

NEW TEAM

Pokebank UU
Fuck OU
I brought Wewuz to the throne. The rest is on him.

KING WEWUZ

Funcumber

either of these

bls no bebbles (Charizard) @ Salac Berry
Ability: Blaze
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Substitute
- Belly Drum
- Fire Punch
- Earthquake

Fixed version since acrobatics was illegal

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A NU 'mon of your choice

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We've come so far that I don't know if you're referring to the tier or if it's a nu-male thing referring to a gen 7 mon of my choice.

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Maybe good things will happen this time.

The Indie Game

(Checked)

The Idea Guys

(Feel free to do this to Funcumber if you want. I'll leave it up to you)

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NU-male swept so hard I had to give him a shitter moveset.

VULPIX GOT A KILL
100-to-0'd an Azelf using Foul Play.
Can I evolve it? I'd totally rather fug a Ninetales.

yea sure do whatever

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let me post

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Wanna see something funny?

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★littlegay69: wait
★littlegay69: wheres the fucking
★littlegay69: levitate
★littlegay69: WHAT
★littlegay69: levitate is dead
★littlegay69: gengar is dea….

Well I guess it's double the memes but where's the fun in that? I wanna pit this shit up against smogonfags.

NEW CHAMP

Fuck

That's a pretty shite excuse but wathever

Fuck it,
ME CHAMP
again.

I don't really have anything to do tonight.

Fat as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (Snorlax) @ Aguav Berry
Ability: Gluttony
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Recycle
- Refresh
- Stockpile
- Whirlwind

Put the attack EVs into defence.

Scolipede

Touch My Belly (Kommo-o) @ Salac Berry
Ability: Soundproof
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Belly Drum
- Substitute
- Dragon Claw
- Sky Uppercut

Reuniclus

The morph

Maybe replace sky uppercut with brick break? An extra 10 bp probably doesn't matter that much when you've bdrumed, but the 10% miss chance probably does.

Sky Uppercut is funnier, though.

What's the hold up?
You want me to play with five?

Alzheimers (Drampa) @ Leftovers
Ability: Berserk
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Calm Mind
- Hyper Voice
- Rest
- Sleep Talk

What do you think The Morph is? A fucking Ditto

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Snorlax guy fucking validate your shit.
I basically took Merry-Go-Round and gave him some other moves and an Aguav Berry because your set had like, 5 incompatible pieces to it.

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We won!

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Absolutely fucking 200% nucleus.

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Turns out Sky Uppercut isn't that funny after all.

What fresh hell is this?

NEW CHAMP

found a decent meme

Gainslaughter (Buzzwole) @ Leftovers
Ability: Beast Boost
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Substitute
- Leech Life
- Focus Punch
- Earthquake

"Posting's been fixed" my ass.

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