What do you want for Christmas user?

I'd like all faggots to be purged

Faggot.

don't do that
I'd like this and a pc that can run post 2007 games at minimum settings and something that isn't 800x600 resolution

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you must be really poor. I pity you. Ever thought of suicide? If you can't at least play 3d games from that time period with acceptable performance I don't think you even have anything to live for

Money

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Who's the faggot in the end?

I got qt femboy myself, no homo

ups
unintentional sage
have a bump and a pepe as apology

sadly he is just neocon

and for gift I would love the change in minds of western european men and women regarding african invasion since they still seems to vote for idiots (Austria)

Well that's one down Santa :^)

I'm pretty sure that's at least sorta gay user

Please undo my sinful existence and return me to Pleroma.

I wish to live a long and happy life alongside my waifu, with our love for each other never wavering.

Hope for the future, Santa.

Dying.

Motivation and a good work ethic.

A new PC to replace my 6-7 year old laptop that i play games on

Yeah, I know I'm supposed to wish for something whimsical, but just the once, Santa, can I have immortality instead?

To not be a depressed piece of shit.
Failing that, at least have some tragedy befall Israel.

Now that I think about it, I'll ask for the same thing.

(checked)
Das right, nigga, someone's gotta keep the memory alive

I'll remember you always user.

To die and be with my waifu forever

Seinfeld on bluray and whisky.

All I want is the part I need so I can play vidya on my laptop again

The video game industry to crash, the death of AAA model, or a furbride.

Is that supposed to be a furry waifu? Why not just say that?

Either a cushion for my chair, or a better one altogether. My butt hurts.

I want whatever this is

The fucks a furbride?

Fuck, same.

empty arcade cabinet and shit pc

Either one of these will do Santa or good health for my folks, I owe them

I want smug liberals to be genoocided for how incredibly ignorant they are and then the FPS genre to unfuck it's self.

A sequel to Vanquish.
being as /fit/ as billy herrington

An SSD so I can load stuff faster

This and to be able to speak Russian.

At this rate santa will destroy half of the world to make us happy.

I want my notebook to prove able to run Deus Ex about two minutes from now.

A job would be fantastic. Got an interview coming up on Wednesday morning. If I nail it, I might just be able to enjoy life without guilt again. Would be nice to come home to vidya after earning it with a good day's work.

Good luck, nerd

Either EA, Microsoft or Ubisoft crashing with no survivors. I will take one. Will settle for Gearbox though

>gearbox
they are doing that on their own user, there's no need to ask for that one for Christmas

It does.
Hooray.

That is true but I was hoping they could be gone by Christmas.

To finish semester and university fast and with good grades.
In brand new world where all of your wishes doesn't matter.

That is why you always add in new world after your wish.
I will have EA bit at least I won't have WW3.

Good luck faggot. You'll be too tired to do so. Best get a handheld.

At most, he's going to put them in their place, while still regarding them as allies, but that's not even the good part.

The good part is that his presidency validates all who supported him. The media will have to accustom for him, or become totally irrelevant. This is what makes the redpill even easier to administer, and allows the overton window to be shifted even further.

I want to not fail my masters degree.

Getting better from my illness.

What illness?

This thread will get emotional fast.
Or he has flu.

I wish for a big crusade to remove every single muslim from planet earth.

Thanks for the concern, nothing too serious, Amebiasis, something I ate, didn't help when I was still up early morning shitposting in Holla Forums and watching that stupid Dewritospope Awards.

wew, where the fuck do you live?

hehe there's something in your butt

Southeast Asia, was on a long-ass trip, bought some fast food, ate it as leftovers at night, and this is why you should use the goddamn microwave to recook leftovers before eating it.

Nothing my butt, but god, the gas is unbearable ;_;

Polite sage for blogpost.

My only wish is for it to snow really.

I heard most places in SEA have really nice people and everything is super cheap but with fair quality. That true?

Don’t use words if you don’t know what they mean.

An e-reader to read pirated ebooks. Any suggestions?

i'm with this guy, somehow i've got a decent life right now but my self improvement field is lacking and i haven't been working out hard enough at all, on top of being too autismo to join a martial arts gym despite wanting to learn

i want this loli to be real and that she would be my cute daughter

You don't need gear or a gym to workout. You only need your body.

This, just go outside and lift rocks or something

I'd like to remind everyone that Santa Claus might very well in fact be a Pillar Man, with a possible time-manipulating stand power, so please keep that in mind, when preparing for a visit from the big man.

well i've been doing pushups/pullups/squats and stuff but i used to have weights before i moved out which were more fun

Well, as long as you avoid the shithole areas, pretty much, look at Hotwheels, he's enjoying cheaper living standards and quality and cheap ladyboys in the Philippines.

he's been using his powers for good, i don't think we need to view him as a threat. he's kinda like Tonio in a way

Joesph, your old age is starting to get to you my man.

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You lucky bastard. It was 2 or 3 years since snow fallen during winter here, and even then it wasn't larger than 13 cm    the worst thing is that it used to snow so much and so frequently but it just stopped. I miss the snow very hard.
Winter chan come already.

for my grandma not to die before Christmas

The sweet release of death.

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Two years ago we got so much fucking snow I was genuinely angry. I don't mind shoveling, but I had to shovel two feet of snow EVERY FUCKING DAY. Partly because it snowed so often, but mostly because the wind blew the loose snow back into the walkway, and since the walls of snow were so high there wasn't really anything I could do about it. Last year, though, it only snowed maybe twice. It's still early to say how this year will turn out, but it's pretty mild so far. Which is nice.

That's mean user, don't keep her on this shit earth any longer than she needs to be

Oh no. I'm not viewing him as a threat, or anything. Just keep all sources of UV light off when considering a visit from him, as I am not sure if he has used the red stone of Aja.

Says the boob who can't even spell "Joseph" right.

I would really like my country to produce something creatively worthwhile.
I don't even care if it is vidya.
A tv show, a Movie, some art, anything that proves that Canada can make something that isn't pozzed or simply shit.

Sorry Jeoseph

What about Lexx

I WANT
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DEATH

That was fourteen years ago user.
I actually didn't know about it, so I suppose it's better than nothing.

well i dunno if it's "creatively" worthwhile but you guys did make some worthwhile things

A functional family

Regenerative Immortality packed with eternal youth, a lack of mortal needs, and a /stuck function.

same

actually can i just have godmode as well

probably the least original idea ever, but it bears repeating that a real life counterpart to a noclip mode would be amazing too

ace combat release date

and a gf

To make the Fire rise.

if you can't come to terms with exclusive 2D then you should really just head back to 4chan

sorry i can't induce schizophrenia on myself like you.

Here's your girlfriend user.

Xir is so beautiful

What did xe do to dexurve that?

No, user. You are the old man.

terrible vidya

then how about a lobotomy instead? you'll be thanking me later

I want to pass all my classes this semester. Anything else I'll just buy for myself. Probably some new underwear, mine are starting to get holes in them. Maybe some new undershirts too. Holes. Socks are great though. No holes in those. Already bought a new pillow case for myself. Holes in the old one.

I almost bought Civilization VI for myself, but I pirated it and it turns out it literally refuses to run on my machine because it doesn't have an approved graphics card or something. Thanks piracy, dodged a bullet there.

A reason to live.

This tbqh fam.

Time to buy a kitten/puppy then because it sure as hell isn't going to be a girl or a job.

I want my waifu to become real.

The ability to be truly happy and a better new year

We're all gonna make it brah

I suppose 37 is pretty old.

A job or just a million bucks.
Yeah, million bucks would be good.

Those sons of bitches do wonders

Pirate costume and a huge ass bottle of Dark Rum
Spiced rum works too

a 64gb vita memory card because god damn those things are expensive

I could use just some money Santa, maybe like $50. Just saving up for a new PC so I can give the one I'm using now to my sister.
Or Legos. They're still fun.

One tied up loli would do.
If not that, maybe some willpower to work harder on my shitty art.

I want an OLED television, but I probably won't be able to get one until January & will have to settle on a curved one even though I want a flat one since the curved one has lowest input lag at lowest price while the cheap flat one has shitty (even fluctuating) input lag rendering it unusable for gaming. Guess I'll just have to learn to like the curved one.

user, you've normalized yourself to the point that other people enjoy being around you. Even if you don't get a gf this year, you're on the right track.

Art takes a lot of time, and management. I've been drawing since April and I still don't think I'm too good, but there's been noticeable improvement to the point where people are starting to commission me.
My recommendation is get a crazy girlfriend who threatens suicide if you don't draw for her. Seriously, add some crazy to your life and force yourself to improve

To do surprisingly well next semester of college by gaining my much-needed self discipline. All I gotta do is actually use that agenda I bought at Wal-Mart months ago. The path forward looks incredibly easy, but doing what I need to do is hard.

also to get a gf

I can talk most women into laughter and basically do whatever i want, still don't have a gf, it's a recurring theme amongst young men nowadays i'm assuming.

I want a the comfy South Park-game, the first one was fun. But it doesn't seem to come out this year.

A loaded 12 gauge to be honest.

That sounds exactly like something that a crazy bitch would say.

demon begone.

Nice! Mind sharing some of your art?

Also terrible advice. A crazsy girl I hooked up with out of desperation spread a rumor that I raped her after I broke up with her.

I've been drawing since I was a kid, but, after finishing school, I started drawing way less than I used to during classes. I'm almost thinking about taking random classes to get bored and draw more.
Jesus Christ user, that's a gud idea. It would probably make me stressed enough to hate life again and be more creative.

A wife and kids

>tfw you will never relax stroking your wife's hair while she naps on your chest, all while your kids play with Legos and vidya on the floor

I want a gf, if possible a shy qt.

It was an (((online gf))) and I never showed her my face so she had no means to blackmail, and besides, she ended up being a catfisher etc etc. Real crazy shit there
Can't say the same about my dick though, thats fucking everywhere.

Here's just a sketch I did the other night. I used to be in drawthreads but I forgot someones request and exiled myself because I knew I would never be able to keep my promises in those things

The superpower of being able to give a shit. Or a purpose in general.
To have or find something to which I could focus energy and sperg my way to greatness.

I'm with this user. My grandma is the last bit of genuine love I have left on this planet. When she's gone I'll be a husk who doesn't love anything.

FUCK

I hope my great grandmother doesn't die before Christmas. She's pretty much on her deathbed all drugged up and cant speak after several strokes, I just want to experience one last Christmas with her and be able to say goodbye like I wasn't able to with my other Great Grandmother

Just do flat coloring user it's not that hard

A new 3DSXL to replace my old original 3ds and it's wonky L button
Monster Hunter 4U
A Steam VR setup.
A cute girlfriend or a fuckbuddy
Not-dead parents
A new bike with a basket and a bell on it

honestly? i want godly superpowers of creation and destruction.

Enjoy what time you've got left, and I hope you can enjoy time unending with her afterwards.

A job.

I want all the games i'm looking forward to to actually be good

That's a reasonable request in an unreasonable world

All I really want for Christmas is a new board owner who didn't start browsing image boards during the very worst of the /bwithvideogames/ years.

free healthcare
it costs 70 dollars just to fix one tooth
my country's health department is fucking horrible

That's amazing user, here in America that shit costs $1500 minimum and that's AFTER insurance kicked in.

you're full of shit

Unless you're going to a shack in the middle of a desert, that's a more than fair price

Your style is kinda cute. I prefer drawing on paper, but you got me inspired. Here, have a sketch.
Never went to a drawthread here, but I know that feel.

You're very fortunate user, many of us never get to see our great grandparents. Though I'm sure she's leaving behind plenty of happy memories.

A gf but that feels like it is too much to ask from me

Yeah, you're going to want to start drawing those contours in one stroke. You can get away with kinda chicken scratching on paper but in digital it becomes very noticeable. The face is qt tho.
Now I'm kinda curious, anyone has any thoughts about my stuff?

I guess motivation to want to learn anything, or get a job that isn't on-call.

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oh, someone else watches tom scott?

I guess you're still here after all that abuse.

Looks like an ayylien, it could use work on anatomy because everything is way too long.

>>>/loomis/
>>>/art/

A gun. Just a gun would be nice.

I can give a crazy list of things, themes and such. Starting from this
I don't want to ruin it for my friends and family.

To be able to learn nip so I can play X68000, PC-98, and PC-88 games.

Yeah, the lines are a paint to get accustomed to, but I'll train more.
About your drawing, pretty much anatomy.

I want a good job that can support me. One that actually relates to my interests/goals. The NEET life is not for me. Also some clarity as to what is my purpose in life.

It already happened.

All I want for Christmas is a kiss from my waifu

your waifu is trash

You're in the wrong thread, buddy. Shit-tier waifus is in the bottom of the board.

Thanks. I'm prepared for that. Having a DS to play on the bus ride home really helped with my interneship

You're lucky a nigger didn't rob you

I guess it's a start but only 2 days on the job and I'm already tired of working.

The first week to the first month are exhausting. You gotta adapt to it and build a routine around your work schedule. Then it gets more bearable. It's like exercising - it's good for you but you gotta do it every day.

I really hope so. I don't want to live in misery for the rest of my life.

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maybe a little

Mate, you need to go through hell in order to find a piece of heaven. If you keep telling yourself you can't do it you're just fucking yourself in the ass.
Become the best meat department guy Walmart have ever seen and do it with a fucking smile.

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Your original post is bait, Juri a shit

>he wasn't baiting, his taste really is that bad.
And here I was giving you the benefit of the doubt.

I want my waifu to become real Santa, please!

Blaze is better.

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A quick, swift death

D-Don't bully.

That seems about right

Came here to post this.
I never get what I want for christmas though.

Odd-Eyes Rebellion Dragon, Clear Wing Synchro Dragon and Starving Venom Fusion Dragon slong with extermination of all mudslimes and feminazis.

a loli

Who else wants to hug the shit out of that fat dog?

Fat animalbros exist to snuggle.

I'm getting a drawing tablet so I can start contributing my share of porn to the drawfag threads.

I wish my crush makes her move

wouldn't mind a puppy. Though as a NEET who would have to rely on family to pay for it that isn't really fair.

Still, seeing all my friends with their pets always makes me a tad jealous.

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A collection of lightly used Dragon dildo's and pocket pussies of every animal, of and chapter 3 of MGSV, but I'll take my chances with the animal bits of happening sooner

I really just want to kill myself, but I also really want to join the military in the hopes that my death will be brought quicker and in the hopes I can kill some kebabs along the way while serving my country under president Trump.

Pretty sure she classifies as pure shit in the waifu list. If you're getting triggered then go back to your thread and talk to yourself.

I want to land in a good investment.

Well shit I used to see that pic being spammed in a forum i used to join in the past pre-halfchan era. And that shit would take almost the whole crt screen to view, now that shit is small compared to nowadays resolution

The death of Holla Forums

a dakimakura

I'd love to see you die first.

This board is lower quality than Holla Forums and Holla Forums combined.

Some actually good video games, thanks.

planning on getting myself a ps4 and yakuza 0

A reason to live.

The second best thing that could you do is grant me my wish of turning me in an orc so I can go in a breeding conquest.

If you don't already, try and help out your friends and family more. That's what I do now of days and it keeps me more busy than my old job ever did. I'm running to grocery stores, getting prescriptions, picking up younger siblings from school or college, and various things around their houses. It doesn't get you money, but it keeps you from being a burden and actually makes people happy that you're around.

basically, just be very reliable.

Just lower your resolution.

My nigga. The most I can hope for is becoming the burly wanabe orc.

Ey guys, if we turn into orcs would you like to asociate together and try ti make a great clan?

>not wanting to become an elf so you can go on a conquest being bred

I would actually like a gun to shoot myself since im to much of a coward to use a rope

Nobody ever ask me for help because I somehow manage to fuck up even the most simple task. I feel like joining the military is the best option for me., but first I need to loose about 30 lbs before they will let me join.
I feel like the only thing I'm missing in life is discipline since I never had any.

Definitely not worth listening to.

I want my controller and the other half of my Vita charger back.
Lent them to my brother last month and they fucking disappeared.
Also, GG XX AC+R, or at least a discount for steam holiday sale since I have money and a job over the break in the college season.

I would really like someone I could talk with on a daily basis. Like a really good friend, not a passing fancy that leaves after a week or a month. Can you do that, big dude? Thanks.

Elves suck.
You suck.

No, but I can check those.

I think that's his point.

I know elves suck, user. That's the appeal.

I've made a miscalculation.

Would you like a succ?

Shut the fuck up AM

I guess that's good too.

All i want for christmas is

(you)

Merry fucking Christmas then, faggot.

checked. For you.

A Job that actually uses my degree

and of course bye bye (((bankers))), (((Hollywood))) and (((San Francisco))). Hell, I'd settle for the destruction of the cable that connects my country to the internet, Tracer Tong for lyfe fam.

DEUS VULT

To get cancer and die

All I'd really like for Christmas is to be better at being Speedweed
And maybe a Pillar Woman gf. That'd be pretty rad.

「SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN」
破壊力: A
スピード: B
射程距離: A
持続力: A
精密動作性: B
成長性: E
USER: Sinterklaas

For all trials to be cancelled on the 2 days I'm due for jury duty in the new year. I never should have fucking voted, Trump didn't need me to win ;_;.

I'm so fucking retarded that I made a thread with this post instead of replying.

There you go enjoy it.

Kill yourself, my man.

i want everyone to have peace, love, and happiness, without hurting anyone or thing. that's what we do in these threads right? ask for impossible things.
or a harem consisting of two dickgirls, an anthro chimp wife, an anthro zebra husband, and an orcifu.

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Isn't that a bit redundant?

ya'll are some depressed motherfuckers

I require a stronger bond to whatever is feeding me people's memories and information.

My two front teeth.

i'm fucked up, that's why i come to this shithole, to know i'm not the only one

technically, yes, but i don't want to keep saying classic planet of the apes style ape person, so i say anthro chimp

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But it has made some good things.

I don't actually know what I want and I was only referencing the Christmas song, I already got my two front teeth. If I had to ask for something I'd ask for more willpower to do things in general or a job to help with that.

maybe this is more your speed

League of Legends RP and Animal Crossing Amiibos. Maybe a heated blanket.

Maybe this is more speed than Sonic.

The ability to make friends again.

I'll be you're friend. Wanna chat?

My family to love me the way they claim to.

Being able to enjoy video games again.

Go play Steel Empire. If none of the games I posted aren't doing it for you, might as well kill yourself.

I don't ask for much, just less disappointment in my daily life

overrated

TM2 would have been a better example.

Twisted Metal 4 has the best gameplay. Also nothing is better than the cheesy dialogue for the custom cars.

How so?

A Rhino X55… used is fine, too poorfag to be picky. And for MW5 to turn out okay.

I just miss 'Mech style games. All these kids want anymore is parkour and go fast. I just want to go slow and lay waste with dual PPCs

For my waifu to be real.

I want to disappear from this cursed realm and go to /monster/world

Inspired me to finish this edit. for you

Fucking fuck

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Shit taste. Not even a girl and he's better than your waifu.

You should be asking for Daru to be real since he's the best character. He's a super dependable bro who you should never turn your back on and can always trust. He's also into clang and has great taste. He's the best hacker in the world and play's nothing but eroges. I would rather have a best friend like him than to have Christina for a wife. You should go kill yourself for having your priorities so fucked up that you would rather marry Kurisu than have Daru be your best friend.

Chill the fuck out, Okabe

Who is this Okabe you are referring to? I am the great mad scientist, Hououin Kyouma.

Lexx is of course incredible, but also co-produced by germans

Nothing vidya related, I have enough vidya. Just good health and a prosperous future to all of good will.

To be happy

This must be an alt worldline in which Okabe is a fucking FAGGOT.

I'd actually like a genuine WW2 Stahlhelm. I might get one eventually.

I'll have what he's having.

a qt 3.14 bf
maybe some less than 3s

GAYS NOT WELCOME

The liberation of Constantinople and the Holy Land.

There's only one man that can stop me

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I just want to be successful. I'm studying hard in the hopes that I'll get a proper job at the end of all this, and the stress is taking it's toll. I can't sleep properly, I can't enjoy vidya, and I always feel horrible because of the possibility that I fuck everything up.
I've already got games to play. i've already got a gaming PC and a massive library. I've even got a fuckton of Holla Forums stuff, and EE equipment and programming books. Nothing material is going to stop me stressing out over life.

That (((Mark))) pays for the murder of a whole innocent cake with his pathetic life by oven.

-Someone willing to have sex with me who isn't extremely creepy.
-Final parts for my 3D printer. I could probably get them now if I weren't so lazy.
-More feminine clothing
-Dildo

I got a couple refurbished Kindle 3's from Amazon with free shipping. Not sure if they're still at that price though.

No bullets?

What the fuck?

Making Istanbul into Constantinople again.

Gassing the Niggers, Spics, Jews, Arabs, Commies, Faggots, and Degenerates.

Gassing Leftypol and Quarantining Holla Forums. With flamethrowers.

Me being the faggot that I am, I edited my post before posting without proofreading. I had mentioned that they were $30 each, but I deleted that at some point.

Oh, and maybe a gf and an ifi Micro iDSD Black Label Edition.

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a job

What kind of retarded shit is this?

The ability to feel again
Cash enough to catch up on my bills and maybe purchase a game or two

I dunno. Surprise me.

let me update your wishlist for you

That costs too much money, though.

pipe + pin + shotgun shell

merry Christmas faggot

The world needs more fine gentlemen like yourselves.

I'll be your friend user! But only because I'm just as lonely

checked.

also, I'll talk to you if you want, no gay shit I promise, unless you were only intestested in irl friends

For Christmas, I want to be a cute girl.

my freedom

Comfy times and some fun games.

You should be put back in the camps, you're a little bit undercooked.

Fuck off Holla Forums

>>>Holla Forums
Fuck off with your false flag bullshit.

Muh Holla Forums boogie man

I bought a friend 5 copies of Russell Grant's Astrology and a sealed Cory in the House. I suppose I get what I deserve.

all of you are dumb niggers for derailing this shit thread

What's the point of killing gays anyway? It's not like they can breed.

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yes i love futa, but what does that have to do with derailing the thread into board shitpoasting?

you don't know how to read do you user

Go back to cuckchan faggot.

So you think Pedos should be allowed to roam free?

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every thread i've been in, has been derailed by shit flinging between the to pol boards, can you fucks stay on topic, or are you all suffering from adhd?

the thread has hit its cap, that's why i waited until now to ask

A waifu.

look at him hes still going

He's not wrong though.

both yes and no, its more an aloof "what the fuck is wrong you"

It's already been demonstrated and screencapped that Holla Forums is intentionally invading every board from Holla Forums to /lit/ in an attempt to stir up hatred against Holla Forums. Why not shut the fuck up and ignore it instead of bothering, unless you're one of them and/or a newfag?

didn't say that, i said shit flinging between the to pol boards, both. even if leftypol doing it, why are the stupid niggers taking the bait.

Why don't you ask ?

that little baby tier bait is what triggers the niggers now? fucking christ, i thought i was around people with thicker skin

Back to Holla Forums you fucking false flagging cunt.

how is it deflecting, look at what the user posted. that's how simple it is to trigger the niggers here and derail a fucking thread. i just want to be able to talk about vidya without political shitflinging for once

Look mate, I'm as sick of it as you are, but nobody is going to sit down and take it like a bitch. If Holla Forums wants to shit up the board by false flagging every thread, take it up with them, not the people who get sick of them crying wolf.

it's not a matter of taking it, it's a matter of ignoring it. its not hard to not react, and in doing so not giving them that fuel. you know how trolling works, this just feeds them.

An old meme. Letting them stay and scream and shout is worse than throwing vitriol right back at their bullshit and pointing it out for everyone. What would work best of all is just counter-raiding them like with a previous group of massive faggots until they shut the fuck up.

i don't see that working, in fact all i've seen is a steady decrease in post quality, and it's gotten to the point that this board is nothing but halfchan level threads, only far slower and more political shitflinging

Because there has been no response to the raid.
Me too, but that is a combination of the newfaggotry and the raiding.
You been busy or something? There has always been some political shitflinging, and so long as it keeps the pinkos away from my board, I welcome it. Now, however, has come the point where we must strike back. We Shouldn't fling shit, we should dump a truckload of it on them, and then continue to do so until they finally fuck off. As we do so, we shall cry out, ever since the first exodus,

I WANT AN XBOX

Except trump is a jew, his wife is a jew, his kids are jews, his grandchildren are jews

Lisa Simpson for president of USA