That reminds me

that reminds me

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goml


this was the best in-character cosplayer

It's almost like people go to cons just to do drugs instead of the anime.

will i?.. oh boy

why not both?

and buttstuff

fakku shirts were on point

Because intercorse and sexual harrassment comes after the drugs and before the anime.


Thankyou.

cocaine... because the rush of anime just doesnt cut it

luke got this one


intercourse*

sexual harassment?
where?

My shirt is dabes tho

hey yea no problem

yee

Soto puts all his drugs in this

I bought him that for his birthday years ago lol

Intercourse.

The whole "rape" story with ghostie or whoever.

if I have to look at one more sideways image I'm going to hang myself

You might have a point there...


Oh that's not good. Are you going to get your back checked by a doctor?


Howdy!

what happend to putting drugs in plastic baggies like a fucking normal person

You should probably just hang yourself regardless tbh

I do. So be merciless.

yeah no
that was lewd posters and ala

not ax

ax has the real niggas

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open them in a new tab

There is a kawaii asian grill under this daki

LOST IT

Fine fine, I'll make him do something.

but how do you know that's what it smells like? did your mom's house smell like that? ahaaaaa ;)

I have my moments~

Because I smelled it when I was in it you retard


These jokes make no sense

KING
MEME

...colbsy got a little thick

I was in the old thread. Fuck you.


And a single drop of alcohol turns you into a literal semen demon I have to keep off of me with a taser.

it makes perfect sense.
the joke is, having smelled only one crackhead's house, how do you know that's how they usually smell?

:/

I extrapolated from the one experience

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nerd


I'll be doing it.


I've been seeing a chiropractor for a while now. They work my body in ways I've never even felt before. But besides that I am feeling alright. I dropped 200 on some good supplements the other day.

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in a good way

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:(

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ayyyyyyyyyyy

s u c c

oh no

aww sleepy little angel

boys like em thick... *wink

more like you made an assumption from the one experience. it's cool though. just don't tell me my jokes don't make sense, pal.

It's gonna take a moment. He's trying to assert free will.


You fucking wish.
Why would I run towards you when I spend most of the day turning you down??


What supplements?
I take those one a day pills and not much else, honestly.

No, no they don't

Everyone makes assumptions about things based on their first experiences

Your jokes still don't make sense

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JULY 1

I had my "bender" on july 3

Take your time, tighten your grip

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post eyes

Isn't it all the same?

If you were literally anyone else I would just straight up disprove what you're saying but I'm oddly sentimental about not being a dick to you.

aww colbsy im just jiving you man

no?
different people do different things?

no u

youre just being dense. forget about it.

.

wow thanks this is so much better!

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a pre workout mix my friend told me about
high quality creatine
a good protein powder that also has creatine and plenty of bcaas
and some appetite suppressor just so I could get the 10% discount
Aside from vitamins, fish oil, and other things, I take those every day.

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what a garb theme

But on some level it's all relatively the same thing.

no... your eyes

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so through that you're saying that anyone who goes to a con is a rapist

I didn't say that.

good...

now i can tell by your pupil dilation that
a: you re very high
b: it was dark in yur room and you turned the lights on to take that pic
c: you love me

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thats where your logic is going

re read your posts dude

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no...UNITDINU

I said on some level, I don't know why you stopped at rapist.

Your hair is super long.

you're a garb theme

Yeah sorry I'm kinda sensitive especially after that acid trip

No, you're just stupid

because you're the one that started by mentioning rape in connection with congoers being the same

need I say more

itll be okay colbs.... i was starting to think you were menstrual. have you been lactating?

Only when I'm turned on >//////

One would realise that I'm making a loose-generalised comment because I don't actually go to american cons.

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That one is kind of alright.

thats exactly why your train of logic ended up going there

think before you post

hey man i've never been a in a crackhouse

What the fuck?

fascinating... you know im under obligation if you were ovulating to impregnate you

Why would you be a dick to me??!
I'm always so sweet to you. How would you manage to keep me as a pet if you continue to disrespect me to openly!?


Oh so it's a few things.
What is creatine like.
I had a friend who was using it to help them bulk up.

What the fuck?

he produces milk from his mammories when he is aroused sexually... whats not to get?

medical issues.

People go to cons to have fun, Grim. Not rape.

Holy shit.

That doesn't really explain anything so

Oh lol you think I'm serious

I mean I'd totally carry your baby and whatnot

link me your theme then guy

show me quality

thats not what you imply

Pick one

simple and effective my dude

my seed is prolific... soon my progeny shall rule this planet. and the seen in your womb shall be its gimp

Alright, fine. You earned it.
"I'm a cripple" or whatever.

Yeah it does just that, bulking. I'm still on a cut but the creatine will give me back some of the strength I lost during this cut. What has you so rapey tonight?

Whatever floats people's boats.

I welcome this incursion

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Just incredibly disturbed by the comment.

GET

ian
i miss you

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"I'm a stupid cripple that in need for some serious reeducation and obedience courses"


How does it work? I was told that it inflames the muscles or something to help it grow and balloon.
Just having fun.

I'm just stating basic Convention Facts.

That's all you get.
Don't make me bet you.

*beat you
Although "betting" you would be a fun wager.

That's why Kamuu hasn't been around for a while.

COME ON
Don't be a twat.

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Maybe you should stop being such a bitch

You moved on to games I can't play so...

;)

I'd be nothing without pride.

I believe it would be just as easy to say that people go to cons to be raped. In the end people go to do whatever it is they want.

is there actually a lot of rape at conventions?

Or the narcissism.
Or the misanthropy.

cant rape the willing...

Just do it! Now you're starting to upset me!


Well you're right, Clocky.
It's just a joke and stereotype I like to perpetuate. LOL

Extra creatine helps replenish ATP (adenosine triphosphate) which is a really important source of energy for your body. We naturally produce 1-2g of it a day. It's really key in building muscle. Although poor quality mixes can just bloat you with water weight and fat. Finding a good mix is pretty hard but then again it's not that expensive. 66 dollars for three months worth (taken 3 times a day). Your playful side is refreshing, not that you're stiff or anything.


You are an intricate mix of the three. But you're more skewed to narcissism.

meme

blah blah blah

"I'm a stupid cripple that in need for some serious reeducation and obedience courses"
There.
Now go to bed.

mmm thats sum good lememe

I heard you had a bad trip? I'm not actually sure what a bad trip is but you ran away.

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It's like all narcissism but it's not me I'm trying to fool, just them.

i can dig it

Well if I was always playful it wouldn't be refreshing whenever I do it.
Formal Smiles is normal Smiles, but Smiles does enjoy fun as much as the next gal.
Anyway, gonna jump into bed, steam if you want to talk.

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Literally just google "bad trip"

For what plausible reason other than for your own amusement?


lol sure

For some reason, Kon was messaging me on steam giving me live updates on the situation while I was playing a game.


I don't know what hallucinogens feel like.

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lenko on shrooms was p funny

There is no way to learn what it feels like without experiencing it. It is literally indescribable

Interesting, anything worth noting though?

Get back to me when you FEEL colors.

Entirely mine and their amusement.
Anyways, I've stayed up long enough.
Night.

next time will be better for him... always freak out the first time. i freaked out the first time, its a thing

Sleep well.

when you get upset, you should post lewds. that will make you feel a lot better.

It went from like 'we lost ian' and 'no it's not funny' to 'we found him'.


Do you actually see things or is just where you can spin around in circles for long enough and everything starts to wave around in your vision.

I took 3.3g of shrooms and had a real hell of a trip. The latter of which I spent being the adult and babysitting my friends who were doing stupid shit all while being high as fuck.

So nothing that wasn't already stated in thread or snapchat, alright.

No, you actually see things. Your perception of reality is entirely fucked, nothing is normal

just let em go next time... nature will sort it out

I don't know. I was in a video game.


Is it imposed on reality or is it just like having a dream?

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HE WAS GOING TO DRIVE TO MCDONALDS. NO AMOUNT OF NATURE WILL KEEP HIM FROM BEING ARRESTED OR CRASHING.

and this is why we dont trip in populated places... dudes can just freak out and run into the woods have their moment, commune with nature. its all good.

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imo the desert is the best place to trip some balls

grim go to sleep

left for the win...


trip a little, eat a scorpion... its whatevs

It's quarter to 4, I should probably sleep too.

nini

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ima fire cacti at my butthole... fuck
better remember the leg protection.


safety first guise

FUCK THIS SHIT

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and it was only a security patch :/

Fucking garbage...

a. Start Word 2013.
b. Click the File menu, click Open, click Computer, and then click Browse.
c. Locate the folder in which you last saved the missing file.
d. In the Files of type list (All Word documents), click All Files. ...
e. Click the backup file, and then click Open.

or search for restore your files
and select Restore your files with File History

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nooooope

scoot

Baka

That is the correct answer.

scoot did we converse in caps the other day or was that scanner

Sounds like scanner.

ah fuck
yeah he's cool
tell him to get up already

BLACK LIVES MATTER

If the wigga wanna sleep, let him. He is a maniac.

can you just wake him up
like go to his room

...baka is so clingy


literally a clinger

baka is a nigger

im not clingy


suck my dick, Natalie

i refuse

demanding too...

gladly

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why
pls
i'll do anything just let me talk to that asshole


im not demanding


no fat chicks

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yep... demanding, pushy and a klinger

um OW!!

maybe a little

i'd suck that dick


im not pushy

fuck man... it still hurts me

says you doll

:3

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nah

baka lives matter

dat ree tho

Don't trust traps.

literally give me 1 example of pushy clingy and demanding


:8


thnx bb

send

yes

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*pet*

no thanks, like i said, not really feeling it these days


i agree
for some reason they always turn out to be shitty people
at least all the traps i've heard of


jokes friend-o
also i just said "no im not that" a bunch
mate i think you might be seein things


:3
thank you~

baka has evolved
achievement unlocked
new joke acquired.
baka is now level 2 idiot
200hp, x2 mana

this was nice... thank you

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i don't think i understand what is going on entirely
were you joking

damn... intense


oh baka... *roll eyes

thanks for reminding me of the depravity-o-meter

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wow that's fucking degenerate!


what

never talk to me

Weirdos.

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im not weird
on the BDSM test I scored 100% normal

Why would I speak to an underage fagboi?

Wait, Baka or Goggles?

i retook the test this seems a bit better

idk sometimes people get a kick out of me or something

also, goggles is underage?

hi test im 16 and what is this

That statement was more aimed at Baka's post

Nobody really knows. He won't say his age. But he e-dated/is e-dating Darwin, a known hebephile.


Stop

huh
thats cool
thanks for giving me 2 (You)s
im not doing anything btw so there's not even anythign to stop :^)

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totally agree with my test results too

threads dead jim... im out

nite

Later

I don't know why I post here anymore.

for me~

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Sometimes I accidentally press the post button.

That was one of those times.


Shits and giggles.

Some kind of addiction, maybe.

There's nothing really left for me here.

neither do i


true

Oh wow, shooting Luke down.

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I don't mean any offense to Luka but talking to him is just as easy on steam or Discord.

This place has been overrun with undesirables and isn't what it used to be.

yeah but how else are you going to meet new people that would come here

there's a reason i all but stopped posting until AX

Gomennasai

Ahw, poor sweet thing. You should get out more.


It's alright.

i know

oh hey what happened with darwin?

*pet pet*


He does not post here.

oh
yeah i get it
thanks a fuckin lot

yeah that's what i was asking

nini

I barely post here anyway woop

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I really should have showered before going to bed after that haircut. Holy itchy neck Batman.

please borrow

Night

hi kaybe

Coffee for breakfast isn't too smart, is it?

A hair wig to go on top of my bald wig, that's genius.

Hey guy I assume is Scientist because he keeps changing his name.

Why wouldn't it be? A hefty portion of people drink coffee in the morning.

night

Night

what's up

I always coffee for breakfast?

My power just went out

sorry about that

Coffee ONLY as breakfast was what I meant

At least my phone has like 50% battery

I just did that, am I going to die now?

yes, this is fortunate

I've been doing it for a long time now, I don't know anyone else who does it and I don't think it's healthy

I always when I wake up late for either lunch or school :3
And look at me! I live!

Good morning everyone

I start everyday with a coffee and cigarette breakfast. The thought of eating makes me feel nauseous for at least a few hours after waking up.

Morgen!

How are you doing today ikt?

why!

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Great! Going sideways with me E30 :3

Interesting choice of car~

why, you here?

Lunch tho

That's a very nice set up


============
bbl later
gym time
============

Maybe I should go to one of these cons if I saved up enough money.


You'd be surprised.
I wind up doing drugs just on my way to get chores done.

I am.


What does the yellow thing with the batteries do?

dude you rock. what's up

blah it's hot

oh no!

going to get some food and then spend the day packing shit up to move.

blegh

my my sounds like a busy day. what's the cause for the move?

you'll live

i don't know if i should jog today

i dunno. what happens if you run when it's so hot out?

End of the contract, landlord wants about $100 more rent a month, don't really want to pay more.

i see. hope you like the new place though. aha

After a million hours I'm done. ;w;

It's always such a hassle waiting for the internet to get setup though. I don't even own a television.

well yeah why would you even want a television?

:3


Charge rechargeable batteries.

To waste time, watch films and so on. My computer monitor is a little small. At least I don't need to buy a TV license though.


Makes sense.

oh look you're tracking your height

jk

Going for a jog, bbl

oh. what the heck is a tv license?

Yeah, same reason why I didn't buy a tv, but they've worded it so 'If you watch live tv on your ipod or laptop, you need a tv license'.

... so yeah, fuck those dumbasses.
TV licenses are slowly dying, along with TV

oh good. i'll see you.

You can just refuse to pay

is this a uk thing?
what the hell is wrong with the uk lmao

It's the measurements for my window so I can build a frame for an anti-insects window!

Or refuse to let them in the house.
Oh, I just say 'Yeah, the BBC is gay, I don't watch it'.


Well, the BBC is sort of independent and needs funding to keep it going, so that's why they don't run ads and have a goverment sort of tariff for people to pay to keep it independent, neutral and free from certain influences

Yeah, it's a UK thing.
Imagine Fox or CBN saying 'Yo, we're not going to run ads, we started this shit, but you're gonna have to pay a tax now if you want to use a television. How else are we gonna keep running our shows? We're doing a public good'

Just some British model.


You are required to buy a license for your TV to fund the BBC, you can get taken to court and fined or ultimately sent to prison if you don't pay that fine although that pretty much never happens.

my satisfaction with being born in the u.s. grows every day

I rarely even watch live TV on anything. If I do watch TV its either Netflix or iPlayer.

whats the general public consensus on this system?

Well, it is the best way to grow appreciation for your country.

By comparing and contrasting with shitty ones.
On the plus, legal age here is 18, on the downside, the only gun we can get is a shotgun; which you need a license, and somebody needs to know you for 3 years as a reference and have no criminal record. But on the plus, no real age limit for shotgun.

If only there was a way to combine what makes our countries awesome and leave out the shit.

I envy you Americans because you have guns.
GUNS = FUNS. Oh, and rednecks might be fun to talk to.


Exactly. How they handle the tv license stupid anyway; I heard on the radio BB4 that 'Yeah, all our funding is drying up because people are moving onto better services'.

See, netflix is ok, iPlayer and they've be like 'oooh, that's our stuff, you better pay the license scrub'.

legal age for what?

Pretty sure most people think it is shit and dysfunctional in a modern era. People already pay around $180 a year as a government mandated subscription fee to the BBC so there is a strong argument just make it a subscription you have the choice to make or not. Then again If the BBC want to keep their programming advertisement free, "independent" and of a varied and not always commercially driven nature then I doubt there are many other alternative ways of charging successfully while maintain those things. There are boring documentaries on shit that I tend to watch that I doubt would never get made on the BBC if it was a commercial channel.

Booze n stuff.
I think 16 is legal age for boning.

I have heard people speculating on R4 about introducing a subscription thing for iPlayer like it was netflix or you get sent a username and password with your TV license.

i dont see whats wrong with being commercially driven, but i guess if for some reason you think thats a bad thing then government funding is a way to do it.


oh yeah that is good. good for you guys

thank god for private companies

Essentially without trying to state this in more nuanced manner the problem with being commercially driven is that a lot of the more intelligent less plebby TV programming would never be made. Everything would be driven towards having as much of a populist appeal as possible leading to trash that appeals to morons dominating so that you can charge more for advertisement time by having the highest viewing figures. You could argue that if nobody wants to watch those programmes they shouldn't be made quite easily though but I don't think the end result of that logic is particularly desirable.

The power is back on.

and why should the bbc be compelled to make intelligent content? certainly there's a market for that, but there are lots of different places to get it.

with this system it almost seems like the next step would be to mandate that everyone must be forced to watch this kind of content even if they don't want to.

hoorah!

lol and then add government influence... hello big brother!

Yeah, I'm psyched.

youtube.com/watch?v=3JcmQONgXJM

Sorry, back, had to deal with something.


That could work.
See, tv license needs to be digital and you need to be able to pick what you want... like a freeview box or something.


I'm so envious, because I think it's harder for us to get Adult Swim

I love his Egyptian costume in that video.

i love the whole thing. it's a jam for all time.

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why the hell do I even still post here

be patient

gross

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eye think at this point you're talking about a hole other thing.

Back from the gym and fresh out the shower

see

what a waste of good sweat.

you're just mad you didn't think of it first.

HERE'S YOUR YOU.
HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW?
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO NOT BE POPULAR?!

uh no

What should I have done instead?

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find some slut to lick it off you, obviously.

They aren't really compelled directly but the justification for the licensing fee is that they produce content/cover events deemed to be of cultural or educational value that wouldn't otherwise be shown on free to air public television. You only need to look at the other free to air public channels to realise that has some grounding in truth. Their documentary programming for example is almost always sensationalist and I highly doubt they would put things like classical music on TV.

I just went out to buy food and realised I had forgotten my wallet when I got there.

Hard to find someone to lick it off at 4 in the morning and Au-USFN:50 is jogging

sounds like you just aren't looking hard enough.

:/

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Oh well
Not like it's the last time I'm going to workout


There you are

I have a similar problem, although my reason for not keeping up with things is a lack of caring.

always next time.

youtube.com/watch?v=YfxRH5l1Yx4

my dumb mom thinks i'm going to wash another mountain of dishes after I washed them yesterday after dinner

she's real funny

it'll just take a few minutes

Tomorrow I'll be even more sweaty since it's a leg day


*hugs* Make the best of the situation love. Start making plans for your future while you do it. Then act on those plans

I think you're confusing a ploy with just trying to understand myself.

Yeah, I care too much about other stuff that I cannot care for anyone equally.

Sometimes food and videogames trumps love and silliness and vice versa.

Anyway, how are you?

I'll make you care

I have a big family


Nigga I'm not washing the dishes again

team up with your brother

Lewd

Haha well do you have any plans for today?
Also how was your jog?


Yes :3c

anything is possible.

I'm awake, so I guess that's something, right?

*licks*

I'm just telling you how it is.

Bad ikt
That's not your job

Speaking of which, I have strong craving for eggs, bacon and pancakes, may go do some more shopping

I've been told you're MASSIVE.

not going to lie, that sounds like it would be a whole lot of work. and for what? you'll just be hungry again later. might as well not eat at all.

Sleep is Death.

Hmmm who told you that? >////>


I need more death in my life

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People!

Show!

That's why I'm going shop more for what I need too.
Don't dissuade me from my mission pls. ;w;

I have an adequate amount.
I just need it to get better.

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Ikt gay

logic so flawless

Nope~
You'd have to ask Au-USFN:50
I spoiler her with it ^^


I need to work on both of those

Science.


Lewd.

i felt so bad for laughing at it

and then saving it

and then posting it

What'cha up to?

Johnny Bristol is a heck of a singer

You're an awful person.

Oh god you have no idea hahaha


Headed to work

Bai Au-USFN:50
Love you

yeah i love that kinda rasp too
weird soul/etc singers are the best
youtube.com/watch?v=c9wESKpvYxk
youtube.com/watch?v=Pnf3UdbRXeA

Gay people don't like getting their hands dirty


No... and very hot v.v

Toedels

Love you ;~;

i mean the other one

He sleeps during the day and works nights

Sabs

I made Grim do 2 lines of coke

I didn't make Ian take 2 tabs of acid tho

youre a tough customer
thanks for doing it tho

forgive me

I'm not doing it until tonight. No one told them to dirty all the dishes again after I washed them before I went to sleep

I"m going to wash a mountain of dishes before bed and then do another mountain the second I wake up

Wait.
How the fuck does your family generate a mountain of dishes overnight?

lol. yeah okay that's reasonable.

YOSH

Stories! I need stories. Tell me these party legends.


My first instinct was to tell you to beg. :-/

farewell

That's my fault for posting flirty pictures

sorry daddy

Wouldn't be sweet if "sorry" was enough to make me let this go?

Go to the closet and find the belt. The thin one, not the broad one.

I mean, it's okay! Gah! What is wrong with me today?!

Bye

SUBTLE I WAS SO TRIGGERED

THERE WERENT THAT MANY RE:ZERO COSPLAYERS

I ENDED UP GETTING DRUNK AND PEOPLE WERE TELLING ME IF I WAS A SLAV AND I WOULD SQUAT AND BUST OUT A CIGARETTE AND BE LIKE FUCK YEAH


Uhhh... there's a couple

Which one do you want to hear?

I feel like I need to know Colby's story.

That's what I want to know, I'm not cleaning that shit


I'm going to kill them


No kiss?

Aw that sucks. I'm surprised since its easily most popular of the season.

But that pic looks good :3
What a qt.

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There's nothing wrong with you this is great

but maybe it would be healthy for you to vent a little so maybe make a tinder or use craigslist

or you know I happen to have a belt on hand if you'd rather

It goes around your neck, silly boy.

yes mistress

I saw this already

I doubt that will perturb him.

Don't worry. I won't pull too hard. Just enough so you learn.

Well a little choking never killed anyone right

I know, you were there

I feel like I should be incorporating another belt somehow. Maybe around the eyes like a blindfold...

This is all hypothetical, of course.

sabs I'd say one belt is enough. If you want to blindfold someone you just use a piece of cloth or something.

you amateur.

Okay so we al;l got pretty drunk and it was around 9 or 10pm
We ran into Matthew
You know, that one trap

He is still 19 yrs old so he cant buy alcohol but he had a bunch of acid, since he had gave me 2 tabs the day before

I give him a couple of bottles of alcohol in exchange for a good amount of acid tabs

I do two, and Ian decides to be a cool guy and join me, me being me I give them to him knowing it will fuck his shit up
Kon also asks for 1, so I give him one too

We take them at the same time then head over to the con, and it doesnt kick in till 30 mins later when we were walking to a ralphs
I went to get beer and brought Ian and it was hitting him hard, you could barely see any blue in his eyes lmao
We go to my friends hotel to go pick up the coke and molly I had bought and Ian starts freaking out, Kon takes him back to their room since Ian legit thought he was dead, I was like dude, you're breathing, youre alive, youre just having a bad trip calm down
Kon took him back to the hotel and apparently he ran out downtown LA freaking out cause he thought Kon was gonna kill him lol

I went back to the Westin Bonaventure for a party that was going on
I did coke all night and didnt sleep that whole day


There was this rem but I was out of cosplay

This is the part where I shouldn't tighten the belt, grab your hair, and slap you. Because that would be wrong and this is no place for such behavior.

oops sabs I meant this guy

Must not be a very good mistress if you can't even keep a leash on your pet

figuratively speaking

but I have to go. sorry. lu

Yo that's a dude

I was hoping you'd say he walked around hugging every cosplayer and having the most wonderful night of his life. That story makes me kinda sad. I'm glad you guys took good care of him though.

How did Grim's night go?


ayy


Kinda want to beat you up now.
But I hope you have a great day. ♥

No wonder it was flirting with me
Why do all the traps keep coming to me D:
I even got blown by a trap Remi while on so much drugs


Yeah, he freaked out and it killed his good time
Well you know what they say
"Everybody knows white boy can't jump"
or something like that

Grim got all hyped up with us and he did some lines and drank with my squad, we later headed to The Westin where a party was going on but we got there super early
He met freeman and I think he later headed out

Also Sabs youre cute af tho

Dude my friend Manny was so drunk

Shit was so fucking lulz

...

Have you changed your hairstyle back to the cool one?

I think I'm projecting a little because I'd like to try acid some time, but I feel like I'd need to take a day to just relax and be calm and ok with myself first so I have a good trip, you know? Is that how it works?


Manny seems like he takes every suggestion as a challenge he can't turn down.

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Which hairstyle was the cool one?


Like yeah dude, you have to mentally prepare for it
Also being around alot of people differs for other people
I enjoied all the noise and people moving around me when on acid, Ian did not
Maybe its an extrovert/introvert thing

Manny just drinks alot

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Ribs?

That's indecent, put some clothes on her.
Or at least spoiler your porn, man, god.

Good morning, threaders~

Would you let this guy suck your dick?

that would make you gay tho

I keep telling you it's the side part one, you idiot.

morning welms

Hi.

Hey, Welma.

I'm gonna stick her right in my motherboard, completely naked


So that's the remi trap you hooked up with
No I probably wouldn't

hows you today?

I have had it like that for a while
Don't worry bby I haven't changed it

I did change it for my subaru cosplay tho


youtube.com/watch?v=IdtKbq3Omkw

Good morning! ♥


Yeah. Sloppy ones that explode out of shirts.

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I don't want to know about your kinks. pervert.
Except I do.
Tell me more.

But what of the children!!!!!

Good because that other one was awful.

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This one?

Lets kill the children. All of them.

Jamie looks so much better with short hair. He looks like a guy from a 90s butter commercial in that scene.

And yes, kids are awful.

That one and the emo cosplay one.

Yeah, recapping the 1st series... They are all so young and full of energy. Not quite as deshevelled or destroyed. Heh, maybe Jaime was in a boybard group on the side... Before the firenation attacked.
Okay, so you lure the children with the promise of the latest CoD... and I will smash their skulls in with a hammer.

I-It wasn't a cosplay ;~;

it's just dishes

People have died over less.

[. . .]

So yeah, found out I had pancake mix so was like 'I'm gonna make my own pancake!'

Did everything, thought I was hot shit by adding hot choc mix for chocolate pancakes, ADDED WAY TO MUCH mix and came with this monstrosity.

Shit is like two inches thick.

i had barbecue for dinner :3

I envy you.
Some of this tastes like pancake.
Other times it tastes like panmush.

poor scanner
you need to live near a market man, stock up on meat for fuck all cash

brb

ill be work posting in a min

Why would you not just add chocolate chips, or melt some actual chocolate to mix into the batter?

I can only imagine that you mean you drank a bottle of barbecue sauce straight.

What sort of parasitic loser posts at work when they should be earning their paycheck?

nah

Because I don't have chocolate hanging around because I eat it like a fat fuck.

You know when it says 'When opened, use immediately'... that's just a small guideline for bacon, right?

I can't eat 15 rashers in a day.

You do realize who you're talking to, right?

I can't fault you for that one.

maybe there's a lot of waiting around involved in his job?

youll know when its off because the smell will be offputting

Wait, did two people miss the fact that Sabs was saying that for irony sake?

Cool.
I hope it isn't a risk like milk and stuff.
Plus, the color will tell me everything.


Well, every day is a practice day.
Learnt how to cook chicken curry but added too much sauce and not enough chicken and veggies.

Getting better, soon I'll be best Holla Forums maid

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Ugh, I need to clip my nails too. ;-;

i didn't miss it i ignored it cuz i don't like that

Waiting around to die, sure.


Down with the man.

that's life

Almost everyone I know, and have cooked for, absolutely loves my cooking.
Even when it's just something quick and simple.

So you'll have to get better than me before I'll accept you as my maid.


I couldn't do that at my last job, because I was always doing something.

Because why the fuck was I working customer service.


Yeah, like
who's pathetic enough to say something just to be ironic or contrarian?
Do they think it's cute?
Absolutely disgusting.

...

it's only okay when it's funny

So never when I do it?

IT'S A CHALLENGE
I'M GONNA OUTCOOK, OUTCLEAN AND OUTCUTE YOU

how would i know?

k-kirito kun

Good luck.

Outcleaning me is nearly impossible.
I'm one step away from a perfectionist.


I don't know.
Am I funny?

Do it

i have no idea.


i'd be honored to do dishes with you, darling.

Sup, Rin?


I'm okay. Gonna be a long painful day of nursing my swollen face, but I think it'll be better than yesterday^^

What are you up to?


Sabby.squish initiated

-squish-

Bitch

Well then.
I don't think I am.


Not terribly much at the moment.
I might do some tidying later; I've wanted to reorganize my furniture for a while.

And yourself?

So outcooking and outcuting you is more possible?

I'm more of a 'good enough' person, but thorough in tidying.

Just woke up and trying to stave off the predators from fetlife.

Ah, a little feng shui, hmm? That's always fun to do.

Row row fight da powah


Ugh. I worked retail part-time for two months and that was a nightmare. Old white ladies and Indian housewives shopping at Macy's are demons who only exist to make clerks miserable.


Direct squish!

I'm not really a good enough person.
If I'm going to do it, I'm going to give it my all.

Out-cute-ing me probably isn't hard.
Out-cooking, well, I'm by no means a professional.
But whenever I do, I always get compliments.


Well, that seems interesting.
Though that might be just because I had to google what that word means.

It is. I usually like reorganizing my room.
Though apparently I'm super boring.
I don't even decorate my walls.


If customer service taught me anything, it's that people are universally incapable and incompetent.

It's even worse when you're working food.
Because apparently that gives everyone a free pass to be as rude and offensive as they can possibly manage.

...

You fucking want some?

Same. I have 4 white walls and a bed *shrugs*

Which word?

I have 4 white walls, a dresser, and my bed.
I've been meaning to get a desk, though.

"Fetlife"

I can't imagine the things you experienced. I couldn't do it.


Let's get it on.

Welll er... how is this for a compliment?
I've got a lot to work at to be as cute a maid as you.

I love this film, is amazing.

pleased beyond comprehension

Oh, it's a terrible place where I get lots of compliments and offers to hook up and dick pics, but all of that is disgusting so I really should delete my account as to stop wasting everyone's time.

But I haven't yet.

A desk? For like desk-stuff? I guess that's your hobby so it might be worth.

Til the break of dawn

Testing

Desk stuff, the most exciting hobby.

I got enough time to burn a wet mule, so I can go all night.

Oh.
They're also disgusting.
Utterly disgusting.

I do not want to go back to that.


Th-thanks...

"This video contains content from Image Entertainment, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds."


Oh, well then.
If it's a hassle maybe deleting your account would be a good idea.

Yeah, a desk for desk-stuff.
It'd make it more comfortable to write, or do other nerd things.
Because I'm a NERD.


Test Failed.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Have something nice instead. Film was 'Withnail and I'

*pet pet*

Sounds it.


Your words, not mine this time :p

I think I'll just do it now. Thanks for talking me into it.

i wanna go

Lewd.


Drat. You've conditioned me into it.
I'm not a nerd, I swear.

Yeah, go Welms, do the thing! You're welcome.

okay

Lewd is always nice.
Unless it is too super wrong.

Oh yeah? Wanna make it interesting?

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