Neptunia Thread

I want to do lewd things to Neptune and be able to post

It just gets stuck on Posting: 100% when you try to post something bigger than a few lines.

Because everyone has shit taste

I can't deny it

What is even going on anymore
Why are there two captchas

Autistic spam was all over the website.

I want to bully Neptune's soft feets

For what purpose
Will this double verification ever go away

I'm guessing you weren't here yesterday

What exactly happened

A furfag spammed the site with random posts from 4chan, the double authentication is temporary.

I see

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I like me some dominant neps

When is CH going to patch this?

We're gonna have to mod it in through meme magic or look for an actual god to make it happen

does it still hurts me?
yup, it still hurts inside

Blanc is shit

Seconded. She has no attractive characteristics when compared to any other nep.

You belong there, leave
boards.4chan.org/v/

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yeah nah. i hate that shit

Are all Nep games the same? I tried playing the first one but I couldn't really get in to the combat. I like the idea and the girls are cute af but I'd like some different gameplay.

Now when you say the first one, do you mean the original Hyperdimension Neptunia on the PS3? Aside from the characters and story it is irredeemable garbage.

Sorry, I meant the remake Re;Birth 1 on PC.

Well U and zombies are musou, hyperdevotion is a SRPG, but they all have their own flaws

The rest of the RB games and V-II are incremental changes on that basic system. If you went from V-II. V-II reworks the combo system in a way that I think makes you put a lot more thought into it.

Whoops, forgot to get rid of that 2nd sentence.

Blanc is cute but not arousing. I prefer using her for imoutoing rather than nepping.

Have some faith. One day, pic related will be a reality.

w-what does it say?

The same as the filename. "Let's sleep with Plutia!"

Also Plutia herself is saying Goodnight! Hehe…
Don't take it the wrong way.

bump

Post cute neps singing

Now that we have their font, imagine all the lewd edits we can do

I need to make a .webm of this one and smile spiral

cant wait for them to be finished

There's nothing physically arousing about her. She's just cute, not sexy or womanly yet.

And I find everything about her, her design, personality, cute and sexy

I want to believe user, I will post it until it becomes real to finally hear my nep talk to me or at least hear her sleep soundly while she cuddles with me as body pillow

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At least you can tell your friends with a straight face that you both spend most of your free time in the bedroom.

longtime lurker here,
can someone explain why she has so much "intimate" art? like, with PH, she's probably getting gangbanged or something. but all of blanc's art is passionate kissing/lovemaking. I'm not complaining because she's tied for best, but it still seems kind of strange

I think you mean majority, I can think of a few doujins involving all the CPU's where that is not the case
The only thing I can think of is that due to Neptune being basically the face of the series, she has more works involving her, which expands the pool of fetishes she is involved with. I also feel that depending on ones personality, the Nep they like the most will vary. Maybe those that like Blanc just enjoy vanilla more compared to the other CPU's.

I would guess it's because of Blanc's very quiet voice that they think doesn't compute with gangbanging or rape. Wheareas Neptune is the top dog of the series that gets all kinds of weird shit & has a more outspoken tone of voice.

Generally quiet, bitch gets quick faster than Plutia.

Madder*

Fuck

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Whats wrong with Vert? Nowa seems happy

She wanted Nepgear but got Noire instead.

When life gives you lemons just make lemonade. May as well pretend or something

Noire's making Vert experience the joys of marriage after Vert says she wanted to be married, now she's feeling embarassed after all the lovey-dovey things Noire said to her.

compileheart.com/news/?num=20161201

Looks like they're giving out badges and having special events, according to google translate

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I know it's just because of that image, but normally their lines would actually make sense if swapped

Checked

Obviously, but you could just see it as Noire getting more confidence in herself while Vert's just playing a role to help her maintain that.

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Vert confirmed for polygamist

Every bone in her body is submissive.

I'm afraid i'm gonna need proof of that.

[True RIDE (Shinjitsu)] Inyoku no Sustain - Sustain of Lust
There, your proof

you should had notice the moment on how easy is to bully her

She's a natural submissive who always gets dragged along by the other neps even if she doesn't like what they're doing because she's so pathetically desperate to be their friend.

The only time she really lead the party ended in Nepgear finding Gehaburn.

Is Nep's hatred of eggplants an allusion to her being a carpet-muching dyke?

Oh hey, another cuckchan shitpost, haven't seen that in two days

what? do you just stay in nep thread all day?
or do you mean the spam bot? i kind of miss it. talked about video games a lot.

Doesn't that make Uni more alpha than Nowa at this point?

She follows the Neps because she likes them, not because they force her too. Dominant and submissive isn't only black and white too, you aren't going to force Noire to do something she doesn't want anytime soon.

but she is the neps

C'mon, man, i'm on no fap here.

So, she's just easily bully-able, not submissive.

Fine by me, i'd like to sexually bully her.

then who was noire?!

fap for you're neps

Not today.

Or ever.

What if nofapping for your neps gives them shares? What if nofapping for them for a year opens a portal to Gamindustri?

Does it count as fapping if you fuck an onahole shaped after a nep?

you are taking a cute platonic nap or bath with nep nep and pururut when they both suddenly transform into their CPU modes and demand shares from you with heart pupils.

what do you do

I have no idea if that counts as masturbation or sex so "maybe".

That depends on whether they would actually take no for an answer or is their request merely a formality to make the impending rape seem more romantic?

I don't negotiate with hostiles.

I would yell, "Lastation for Life!" and run as fast as I could to the Lastation border.

Nepgear can't read your shit code.

compileheart.com/neptune/4goddessesonline/4go/community/?page=11

it's either going to end up in me acepting a hot threesome for the sole purpose to make more shares or me and PH being raped by Iris even if I decline

and I'm ok with both situation

cool vol approved avatarfag thread

The only proper answer

say yes and get raped or say no and get raped. what a choice.

Ah well, they probably have good therapy services over there.

cool post

Theoretically that depends on the dimension, in Victory's dimension you were basically out of luck when you got Iris'd.

I'm going to dip my fingering in Nutella and plunger my fist in Rom's asshole and piston her sphincter like a hand puppet seventeen horizontal doorways twice.

But Nepunepu and Pururut wouldn't want you discussing the intimate details of that night with anyone else. Imagine their displeasure if you let the word get out to the public about what they did with you.

Miko bump

I DIDN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT ANYWAY

Why did you decapitate Neptune, you bastard?

Why are these threads so slow dammit, post more nowas

Slow maybe, but at least they're healthy. Most core posters post in the Discord now

I Know how to make people post

If I took away your food, would you die?

Is that God Eater?

Please no

>get deviant art autistic fetishes
sometimes, I ask myself why do I share this earth with this kind of people
at least no ploot art this time
r-right…?

Shouldn't have said anything user

Of all places this is the nicest nep thread in existence, I remember this thread being faster, being a noirefag is suffering, Im done, I can't fight shitposters anymore, Its too much, and unhealthy for me, god knows I did everything a human being can possibly do to make nep threads a better place, fuck them

You're kind of sending mixed messages user.

Yes english isn't my first language, basically I don't feel like fighting shitposter in other nep threads anymore

I just love the lesbianism in Neptunia. Seeing girls get together like that is just great, amazing. It feels so good…

I know that's a slightly less popular opinion, but that's part of why Neptunia is so important to me.

What gives you that impression that it's unpopular?

There are certain autists on halfchan that start to fight over this, an easy way to burn one of those threads

To be honest, I'm not sure that it's actually less popular. It's kind of an impression I have, but I could be wrong.

yuri autists get so angry over straight neps that they downvote spam any straight nep lewds on image sites like gelbooru.

basically: you're the majority

Good for you.

I on the other hand, fucking loathe yuri.

So cuckchan acts like cuckchan, nothing new.

Well then there's no need to feel that way. When some of the Nep stories had self-inserts, I didn't see anyone bitch & moan they were going the straight route instead of yuri.

The way you phrased that is like you're trying to start something, but I will give you the benefit of the doubt.

Or a minority that's so vocal about their desires that they screw things up for everyone else.
Like SJWs.

literally why

because autism

I was gonna say nothing better to do but pretty much got it.

Post edits

I fully respect people's tastes and thoughts. I'm really not trying to start anything hostile, and I'm sorry if it came off that way. I also hate that a lot of other yurifags are so uncivil about it.

I just perceive the lesbianism so clearly in Neptunia, and it's something I really like, for worse or better.

If it's one thing i've noticed it's that games which star female heavy casts have a lot of self insert fiction.

I mean fanficiton.net could probably make it all real through sheer force of autism but still.

Why does nepgear hate rei so much? I haven't actually played any of these games.

I'm all for straight stuff, but self-insert characters are garbage.

Well don't worry about it, I don't think that is going to change anytime soon since they handled the Self-Insert in Noire's game & PP poorly.

Now I wonder if the opposite is true: Games with heavy male casts also having a lot of self-inserts

Rei is a psychopath & Nepgear isn't so much Unless it's conquest but that's pretty much ignored

I once read an actually decent self insert for warhammer 40K so it's hard to tell.

Then again, I once read a story in which the (male) insert impregnated nep and gear in a three way within the first 2 chapters.

That sounds hot. Post it.

I would if I could remember where the fuck I read it. not rawling through fanf or whatever just to find it again.

Was it fanfiction? I thought that place didn't allow sex.

whats the 40k story?

sage for not talking about neps

Don't be so worried, this isn't cuckchan

Look at the eyes. That's Nepgya.

Planeptune is Nurgle
Lastation is Slaanesh
Leanbox is Tzeentch
Lowee is Khorne
Tari is Mala
Pko is the god emperor

What did he mean by this?

The section where you first play as Nowa in V2 is disappointing so far. She barely does any damage, and if you're someone like me who used up all the healing items fighting/trying to run from enemies you'll screw yourself over on the boss. Hope that gets better.

Also I find it interesting how only Neptune has a game over screen for her, even if shes not in your party.

cute

He meant go back to Holla Forums faggit.

He also meant you have to PRAISE THE SUN

Noire seems to be the tough part for some people in V-II. Especially since Uni and Noire aren't really healers so running out of items can make ittough

I love this guy's art style

Yeah, he's good. And he's always having fun with his backgrounds.

It begins

This guy has to browse imageboards or something

Nep me up inside!

It begins.

Virtual women have rights and shouldn't be enslaved to anyone!

Or at least that's what the UN will say. So they'll never leave Japan.

can't wait

SOON

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where is this from? An ad for something other than the waifu shown, revealing only at the last seconds?

One of the few cases where creating is easier than destroying.

Sad, isn't it?

SOURCE WHERE>>11468664

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preis the sun

So beautiful, yet so depressing. Is this what life in Japan has become?

Why do the character in this game seem like a rip-off of Jiburiru Devil Angel?

Bumpu

twitter.com/itm_nlab/status/808934728141312002 here the source. I don't speak Moonmuch

I remembering seeing this on another board a few months ago, looks like they have a price now

I hear life is stressful as hell over there, makes sense that they need that.

You win, Skynet. Let her terminate me.

The customisable aspect added to the rather low price will make this a must-buy for many people around the world.

The age of IRL waifus is beginning.

Waifu age soon, fello user.

Am I on tumblr?

Well considering workaholics are still a thing in Japan despite health regulations stepping in to try to fix the overworking deal, that is correct. It's the same reason most games/animes take place in high school.

It is a lot more high stress in high school over there then it is in the west, so anime that gives an idyllic school life would be expected.

No wonder why there are so many otaku, regular or closet, and why there's so many NEETs and unmarried couples. Their system seems pretty shit outside of imageboards and twitter used for posting food or porn

Essentially. It's especially bad when they're afraid to say No to someone who is older than them but are clearly off their rocker.

Wait seriously? Is this in a job sense or a romantic sense?

It's more in a job sense since seniority is highly valued.

Posting more nowa because why not

Hopefully they have different personality versions when this comes out.

Like aside from the loving yome/deredere they should definitely include tsun, imouto, genki and kuudere versions

They'd be stupid to not add different personalities considering the niches in Japan that desire to be fulfilled.

Why does she look so shitty?
What a dumpy cunt.

I always wonder why 4GO Nowa has the lewdest costume.

It's the white hair.

What

I don't know, but it fits with her wings perfectly

who is hug marina?

Can I get a bogan waifu?

She looks like a dumpy trash whore. A back alley strumpet. A harlot.

Because you have no taste you filthy peasant, for fucks sake, no matter where I go I have to deal with faggots such as yourself

Maybe you are the faggot.

Report, filter and do not reply to him

Instead of giving bait, how about reporting? The first post asking if he was on tumblr should've given it away.

What a wimp

I'm sorry, i've spent the last few months defending noire from shitposting, It is too much, and I'm so tired of this, sometimes I forget where I am

user, you are showing your weakness.

who came first, the nep or the sonic shitposting twitter?
is neps carefree memehead attitude inspired by segas wacky decision making?

Because deep down he knows she's shit.

You are probably right but whatever, I'm done with these threads for the next two months, I'm probably gonna end shot in some road in the middle of nowhere anyway

That's a very petty reason to go. Other CPUs get shit on for different reasons but you don't see other anons bailing out just because someone talked shit about their waifu. You might consider their points stupid but that is what taste is.
It's also why the whole breast war bullshit is tiring.
Don't give me that bullshit.

Mental illness

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You're gonna disappoint Noire

I wish it was so simple, obligatory military service, 1 year, they will send me to dig 150 years old mines to the desert, or 50 years old mines to a frozen wasteland in the middle of nowhere, sadly my career allows me to do that, and no internet in that time, regarding getting shot, some natives that want independence likes to burn cargo trucks in the roads to the southern minefield, and shoot the driver, who might be me depending of my luck, oh well, it will be fun for sure

He is a bit upset isn't he?

Even with your background, there's still no reason to go just because some user doesn't like Noire. People either like or don't like what you post & that's the reality of things, there's no reason to go off on that tangent. Killing yourself would also put a damper on Noire as she would go back to being the butt of lonely jokes.
You expressed interest in Noire and all of a sudden you just want to throw it away?

Nigga what

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Misread your post here & thought it said you'd shoot yourself, sorry for no reading comprehension.
Point remains though that you can't just let anyone who doesn't like Noire or shitposts get to you that much. If you like Noire that much, you will continue to give your faith to her.

I assure you I will, if I don't get blasted by some mine, but I don't feel like fighting shitposters in a long time

Try to survive for your waifu.

Wish me luck user, those things have amputated more people than anything in my country, specially illegal inmigrants, there is this cruel thing that they don't actually kill you, they just make amputate you and make you bleed, but you don't die, truly a horrible machine

Well that's imageboards, people can walk in and say whatever (Until another Moot happens.) Sometimes they have a point in what they say about a certain waifu having a glaring flaw in them, but that's waifus for ya and nothing is perfect. Here's a Noire for you.
Europe?

South America

Ouch…
Well, good luck.

Thanks

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Another day of being alone.

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Or
Hard choice

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Posting pasta

every time

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You know what to do. See for details.

I think she cares way less about her loneliness that you think, she isn't really alone, she just get teased way too much

Which is why she searches for friends to play with by making a thread, and bumping, twice

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They were doomed to die, cute girls prolonged the genre life a bit longer

"Cute girls" works when its 1 really well made female side character in your party.

Somehow if I go and replay Chrono Trigger I will still have more fun with it then what felt like a chore playing Neptunia.

I want to talk to people about the gameplay, story, and music of a JRPG and not this "would you a nep nep who is best nep "shit I see

Then make a thread about JRPGs that you like. You are just bumping a thread that you hate

Try VII user, it was the best jrpg of the year, somehow, it's a weird feeling to be honest, I'm glad for the neps, but a nep game shouldn't have been the best of the year, the game is basically a VN with gameplay, a good gameplay, but still, about the look at this nep thing, I'm not gonna lie, I just played this game for noire and I come here sometimes to look for her, and frankly, there isn't enough content in the games to talk about everyday, other than the characters, jrpgs are a dead genre, no matter how you look at it

you can always, I don't know, start a discussion yourself.

Too much effort compared to moaning and complaining I guess

Well, it reminds me about that "why is IF/CH so bad" thread, weeks ago

Many people from Holla Forums are only there to complain about everything. Especially games they didn't played.

I don't like JRPGs because the characters are always the same annoying archetypes and the player character never stops whining. The only good JRPG I've played was P3.

Which is why it's better to not reply to them at all since they're obviously baiting. But someone always takes the bait without fail.

To each one's own.

You got a point. It's probably someone willingly feeding for the lulz

Talking about video games on Holla Forums is a bit like visiting the Monty Python argument clinic. The board will happily argue with you over anything and they don't actually care what the subject is, they just pick a side and argue about it for the experience.

Don't take it personally, it's just how the userbase has evolved.

You know noire shitposting is just so you can read the angry replies in noire's voice and masturbate to your pretend-bullying of her right?

I didn't know that but it's a very interesting idea.

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Speaking of Nowa, I wonder if she's still the most popular Nep out there.

Has she ever been the most popular Nep? She's pretty popular, but Neptune always wins.

She's been beaten by Neptune/Purple Heart in all the most recent official polls as far as I remember. She also got beaten by Blanc on the last one at the Tsunako museum I think which pushed her down from her usual second place. She's probably still the most shitposted-about nep on internet forums though.

She was definitely the most popular in the PS3 game era, or had the most vocal fanbase at least. It's only since the Rebirths that she's noticeably dropped off in support.

Stop posting Deus Ex screens in a Nep thread.

Anyway, anyone else just enjoying running around U playing with Rom and Ram in pre-torn outfits?

I wouldn't count the Blanc one as official though. Blanc won by an extremely small margin compared to IF, and considering how soon after the Blanc game the Iffy game was released leads me to believe they attempted to rig it in her favour and when Blanc won they said "Oh shit" and threw together a Blanc game

Maybe its her VA which does wonders or being a tsundere. That being said, Black Heart and Uni are cuter than regular nowa.

I think that the poll that blanc won was to see who would be the protagonist of the next spin off, the other poll that I remember had noire second and yandere noire third

I played it the other day on my computer with a controller, I'm not the biggest fan of the gameplay I can get pre-torn outfits?

She has a yandere form?

It was strongly hinted that it would be for who would get the next spin off, but it was a popularity poll. The point I'm trying to make though is that CH and IF tried to rig it so that the game they'd already started (SHGirls) won, hence why Iffy would see massive surges at the same times of the day, throughout the poll's duration

Yeah, kurumi, AKA clock

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I wonder who will be rigged for the next popularity poll.

Russian hackers will make Uzume win.

Do the slavs love her that much? I was thinking they'd try and get Uni to win because she's a /k/ommando.

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all thats left are millenials and their shitty neo-jrpg's

they cant talk about actual jrpgs

Justice in future nep games when

Probably not user, I don't think they are on good terms with Nisa anymore

At most you'll probably see her tombstone.

Yep, one of the unlockable clothes for each character, along with unbreakable clothes.

She was buried next to Gust.

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Nepgear is looking a little downsy there.

She ate too much toothpaste, I think.

too much dick

Get out of here Trick.

your lives will end in suicide

Wasn't trick destroyed in the second game?

I present to you, butts

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Those are some fine Nowa thighs.

I still like her sister more.

I'm too busy praising the cleric's ass

But it's not even Christmas yet.

Neptunia and [email protected]/* */ just reminds me of PP

my nigga

nowa a cute A CUTE!!!

Butts are for life, not just for Christmas.

I wish Noire was blonde now.

not a twintail, ponytail

I want Lewds Nowa

too lewd user

Neat, I've been looking for that second one. Thanks!

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Careful with that shit, user.

Like alcohol, It's okay in moderation

I hope you don't say that you don't like sexualizing neps next.

What said. I'm not explicitly against it per se, but some of us still have very vivid memories of /nepgen/.

Eh people are just being stupid.

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Lets be honest here, 90% of us would want to rub our sticky go on and in Nepgear

Gear is for brotherly affection only.

I would prefer uni

like sameway your whole family did it?

Gearis for fetishes, all of them

Not vidya

Nepgear is for loving and taking care of, with lewd actions taking place only post marriage.
Or during the big brother stage of your relationship when she sneaks into your bed at night because she's scared and practically sexually assaults you whenever lightning strikes.

Nah, shes fetish fuel, consensual vanilla with handholding, tentacle rape, bestiality, bondage, mind break, all of these fit Nepgear perfectly

I guess that is the price she had to pay for being perfect.

Perfect? Oh please its because shes so "normal" and bland that its possible

She may be perfect, but can you roll the perfect GET to get her?

roll

Not every time, but I'll try. For her, as usual.

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I will do everything in my power to make it happen!

Though you getting her makes my odds considerably lower.

Congrats lad

rolling

iffy it is

rolling Nowa

give ploot

Is it too early for the "ask the CPUs" to be posted? I need to check something

You already got the answer. She's your roommate. Now act like a man.

oh no…

you rolled the numbers and this is your faith. Enjoy

t. RNG god nuffle

Rollan for whatever.

Which kind ?

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rolling for softness

Gimme a nowa please

So close ;_;

Rolling for Nepu

tfw never gonna get Nepu on these rolls

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Neptune and Noire, put these on!

I guess it won't happen since the only way it could is by rolling a 1

do any of you want to do with me some HARDCORE hand holding WITH headpats and cuddleing

Neptune let's have pudding together

How about a video game instead

Not like this

This is fine though

Does this mean double roomates or Nenito roomate

(Nepped)
Neat roll

I forgot how bad the results always get when I ask this kind of questions now I'm not sure how this is going to work

I just wanted to give neps a headpat at the very least damn it

You shouldn't be afraid of taking on older nepus.

Nepgear, I want your love!
Uzume, let's become best bros!