♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥

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They don't yell
GET OVER HERE

Is that your security system currently or an old cap of it?

Here is my collection, Sama. It will grow in 6-8 months or so.

...its like timestamped even

its half not counting the cloud based ones

niiiiice

Lucio is the only champ
just don't "get" ...

Oh god not spiders..

Asuka>>

wanna see the spider that jumped on my back when i was a little kid? i cried for like 2 days

That's not a spider

i had black emperor scorpions once... one got a bacterial infection and died, the other ate the dead one, got the same infection and also died

i gave you shit for how expensive that samus is but that actually looks pretty sweet in the dark

I may have not expanded the thumbnail.

you're not appreciating the gangly weirdo angle enough

Thanks

Do you have short term memory loss?

Fuck off already.

lol

When did he say this?

Once, we found this spider in the woods and my friend challenged my brother to put in his mouth

So he picks up the spider on a leaf and quickly as possible he puts it in his mouth

Then a second later his eyes open up and he just opens his mouth and starts shouting and all these little black baby spiders come pouring out like fucking oil from a reserve

And he's just coughing them out and screaming his lungs out.

hey yea...

2:12 PM - : Where did I see that sleeping loli that one time
2:12 PM - : I need to feed on her fluids
2:12 PM - Bebop: >sleeping loli
2:12 PM - Bebop: wat

You just don't want me to have a scorpion, that's your angle.
Trying to distract me with their retarded cousins

Those aren't even my posters bruh

I got new ones from ax
Do chibis count as figs? If so my collection is going to grow as soon as I touch down in ny.. X:

they do...

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No I really don't honestly

Looks like a spider to me

They don't sound too smart.. lol

I get back at like 2am..have only 4 hours to sleep

Not sure if I should unpack everyone setup and just not sleep or try to sleep and unpack the following evening.. I think the former is better

ah okay then have a nice day then grim

It's a tailless whip scorpion

Spiders are pretty cool bros, kind of like black people.
BUT like black people, I dont want them living anywhere near me, or in plain sight of me.

ffgshgfjnsgbsgrthsj
omg you made my anxiety act up...

They also have eight limbs, like black people.

they werent like at all... i just kept them because i thought they looked cool.

the latter would be the wise choice, but ill wager you dont go for that one

I'm going to tear your innards out and make you eat them. With my bare hands. Die.

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Wish grim would talk dirty like that to me...

aww. no fun
it was as big as me back then

...i let a brown recluse live last night

found him at work and was all

"oh no you get to live spider bro"

true story

I wish my cum was just baby spiders.

Idk. Waking up in the middle of a deep sleep cycle will make me feel exhausted the entire day. Maybe I should just caffeinate and power through.

Imagine putting on pants and there's a fuzzy ball inside and it's actually a ball of tiny little spiders.

What am I supposed to do if I wake up in the middle of the night and my T.V. is floating?

I'm pretty sure he's said it.

Imagine you don't notice and they go in your urethra.

yep, so a solid bet then

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run from the ghosts

Imagine they lay their eggs inside you

Imagine... All... the people... living for today....

i'm not hugely bothered tbh

just they're kinda lame and i'd be tempted to murder it so i didn't freak out when my hair tickles my face

also dell would get some kind of spider and make them fight to the death

he loves that kinda thing

Imagine the eggs hatch in your urethra.

Del is a meanie

Imagine sabrina laying eggs in you and your skin just melts to puss.

Hopefully you're awake then

I miss Luke. I miss you. How do I stop missing you people. ;;

That would be nice.

Enough with the spiders please.

And then you post that. lol
tsk tsk

She insists it is "gross" and "triggering"

Do more drugs.

off at 12am... home by 1 cdt. yep... ill be up

k

Anything as intimate as that with sabs would be lovely.

I don't even know anymore, are spiders trending?

We all know how that turned out for you >. >

y u no like spider bro?

Sounds good

Post said quelaag

Its the d:ream

It turned out fine for you tho

Spiders plz
>>>/go/ and stay >>>/go/

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Because I know how to partake responsibly

Eh.....

i shiver with antici....

PFFFFTTTTTT. You're just a pussy tbh

All insects should just combust and disappear right now.

Not even once.

Which would you prefer then?

...pation

oh that reminded me

huh?

hm?

I'd be more worried about those giant centipedes.

Practically a chaos witch, nothing special.

everything okay?

Technically I was given one

Insects and arachnids plz
>>>/go/ and stay >>>/go/ !

One time close to where Lexi lives when I was a kid a bunch of us built a raft and I rode it in the creek.
Only the creek led into a concrete tunnel.
And the concrete tunnel was full of spider webs.
and the spider webs were full of spiders.
And the raft and the water pushed me through.

No... Tsuchi is lying about me again

I was thereeeee

The feeling of a spiderweb making contact with my skin is like an instant tiny dose of terror.

The first one I told you to name goggles in a few years.

I secretly hoped that

nice deliver

Probably someday.

This one time... at band camp

....i was spelunking is southern ohio once and you know how black widow spiders have two species?

the kind that build webs and the other kind that are predatory and will hang out in trees and jump on birds and shit?

well... i got chased out of a cave by the second kind. dozens of em

true story

Better than insulation.

You're gonna make him have a whole folder at this rate.

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Reminds me of Giant Amazonian Centipedes.

A buxom teen?
Is he gonna go on HRT?

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Where would you put your dick

Niceeee

I missed most of Friday though
Would have posed with papi if I could :c

Image

no fear of humans... zero

lol

hey... youre welcome for that

In the hypothetical spider mating scene?
I don't know Grimmu, I don't think about things like these.

Wouldn't have tried it at all if I was pussy

goo girl daki is worst daki

I don't like insects.

when isn't he?

i fucking hate spiders

Suu a cute

But you eat bugs

But if you wanna fuck it
Surely you would think about this

Grim and Scoots are the cutest couple

You saved that from me :3

this is the best thing ever

awh damn.
better luck next time I guess

Yeah, same.

and they hate you too ALONG WITH EVERY OTHER SENTIENT AND NON-SENTIENT SPECIES ON THE FUCKING PLANET YOU DIZZY LITTLE TWATWAFFLE

Am I hila

Good evening, Old man
That is the plan

Just like Test in a few years.

Why?

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Probably when he's off meth... which is never

Not every man needs to become a woman.

literally suck the shit out of my bowels

Good evening.

Ah, good plan.

No you're caramel Ethan and Scoots is Hila because Jew

But it wasn't me who thought about it, just one of those random thoughts from my friends.
It'd be awkward to even question it so I just said "Well then."

meh... i started it now i get to go into work early

ill see you people later.

Lexi, post Tsuchi in a few years.

what

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Oh they're kinda cute

Oh

They're siblings

Akward

Oh I thought it was you

Hahaha

They're married.

Oh damn, I was wondering how it got to this point, since I haven't even played monster girl quest.
Or any VN ever.

I can't get over it, ever since Ethan dyed his hair black he looks like a white Grim.

i wonder if he ever popped those locks into a manbun

I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST

JESUS CH RIST I LOVE YOU YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES I DO

We;;, coming from my drug binge, took two sleeping tables, stocked up on toilet paper and the last bit of curry..

#on top of that, had two sandwiches.
Pretty comfy mood

no clue

Then why were they talking about incest

You know what

Never mind

i've never once listened to Neutral Milk Hotel or whatever

It's satirical of their comment section.

Those faggy braided bun things the Roman women did were a thing then.
So probably.

YOU NAMED IT.

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hey fuck you

Stop trying to be nice, then.

nez I'll kill u

More like

Grim x Scoots OTP
Desu ntr'd by posters I don't really know.
Sci is ky route
Elms hardest red flags to get noticed.

is it even good
i heard it was memes
but i listen to death grips so

Scannerwat

It's good.

my, you look especially attractive today yan!

hope your day is going well, friend!

nope, I believe humans are supposed to help one another and be kind, or else earth will become a shitty place if everyone is selfish, hurtful, etc

Now I've seen footage.

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It's shit.

*Shittier

Not possible.

I'm gobing 2 knif ur penis and use it to slap you to deaf

Misslink, just thiniking who we all pair like in VNs

Grim x Doots would just be like a microcosm of British/Curry relationships.

In the H scene they get naked and rub curry sauce all over each other

Ah well then, carry on.

I'm gonna assume that's a euphemism for semen.

okay!
any songs you reccomend?

Do you stay noided as well?

Hm... conflicting. Why?

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Then they'll form a merry band of drunken ronins, and pull a Ghengis Khan on all weaklings.

grim only puts condiments on his nipples
also you're a baka subtle u bak-stabbur

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:p

don't be a pessimist!

hnnnnnnnnnnng

The other two are LIARS! and WHORES!
Do not believe a word they say.

That is besides the point.

Stop being gay.

I was just trying to make a shitty joke but now it's devolved into a really gross image and I'm going to have a drink to forget this.

And I stay niche.

I'm sorry I had to say -something- after what you told me

HOMEMADE MAN ON MAN SPICE RUB
BLENDS OF SPICES BEYOND COMPREHENSION, SMEARED ONE ANOTHER FOR THE BEST MIXTURE OF CURRY

Well this is the greatest song ever written.

part 2 is a close second place

I just watched that entire video

Hila has amazing eyes

Oh no I missed a satirical point
Burn me at the stake

As for nezi, you completely forget that I fucking hate you
So fuck off

I hope Subtle falls in front of a train on the way to school tomorrow.

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU

JUST BECAUSE I WANT TO SUCK DICKS, DOESN'T MEAN I'M GAY

I like some of you guys. Don't come to Holla Forums tomorrow.

you ruined a 5 dollar friendship I had to apologize and work really hard for

SD do me a solid and link me some amazing future funk

Means you're a liar.

IT is only going to get worse.

Ever heard of the 'Rule of Conquest' when it comes to joke?

oh boy a thread shooting! I can't wait!

It's natsuyasumi, BAKAYARO

I don't know what the fuck that means since I'm white.
And not a weeaboo.

No Funk.

If these sleeping tablets would make badness with the short scrimmage of weed, M-Kat, 3 pints of lager and winegums... would probably be ky before then.

but i like DG
also this just sounds like folk music or somethin

Nice, nice.
Did you like bottomless pit much?

sounds p good
tbh

Coolio

Wasn't there a post like that before the Orlando shooting?

During.

Ehhh, that's some good chore music I can do with. -w-

It's just shitty /mu/ meme music.

Grim would know

T-There's plenty more fish in the sea

Summer break :3

:)

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Oh right.
You were there.

Hopefully I never catch any lying fish like you

tfw nothing interesting to watch

I WANT TO BE THE SPOON TO END ALL SPOONS

CUDDLE UP, YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO

Not really, it felt like they went full noise this time.

No problemo, although not future funk, I just felt like making that pun.

Been a while since I actually listened to that.

Neutral Milk Hotel is good

Maybe you should go OUTSIDE and find REAL, WHITE WOMEN instead of jerking off to shitty chinese cartoon girls.

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gg no re
ezgame ezlife

haha

Draw me something nice to cheer me up

obtw bloodchan you now have witch powers

There is no denying it at this point.

Like what?

BC isn't even here

That is unsanitary.

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Yeah I know, cool power right?

Draw him as an anime girl sitting in a plate curry.

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An espeon doing espeon things

/mu/ meme music can be good
recently i've been listening to yeezus

Ah.
I don't know what it is for me, it just sounds kinda... flat. I mean, the songs were okay, but it didn't blow my mind like any of the other times.
I think it sounds too similar to stuff they've done before. I expected something new tbh.

A what

Tsuchi doesn't care, he's always high on meth and hallucinating bullshit from his ass

That's my name anymore

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when is the next AX?

I had to google what that is/was.

neat
brb coming into your room

Not sure if I ever linked this to you.

I feel like they went overboard with the noise, just when they were going towards the right direction with the money store.

Psychic eeveelution

You have not

i'm naked!!!!

When is the next AX again?

Guys do this for me please because you love your little sister. --> youtube.com/watch?v=-ulPoYwTBTY drop a like and subscribe to my new retarded youtube channel.
PLEASE.
I love you K THANKS.

O this is some good shit

Yan's in my room and he saw all my CP

Stop being a retard and answer

well this is adorable

Stop being a retard period

Bed time with me.
Stay cute, you monsters.

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Night.

You stop being a retard first, retard

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Ah, I was pretty certain I did.

Found it from one of those groove threads back in the day.

Sleep well scanchan.

Is Scanner originally from our threads, pony threads, or furry threads?

The dream.

see you scanner

Scoot isn't even standing up for his husband

I could be wrong, but I am sure he came in at the anime thread point.

Maybe I don't remember then

Saved btw

But memes are life

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isn't it?

it's nice

yeah, maybe so
it was like a 5/10 for me, i listened to it a few times
tbh i think im just getting out of DG

Doots is like the Scarlet to Grim being...whatever Scarlet's boyfriend's name is.

BC is calling him a retard

This is actually super relaxing to listen to cooki

good shit

Or either I think I did, but I was too drunk.

Same for me, although some songs still stay like I've Seen Footage.

It's bc

It's like a tiny dog yapping
A really stupid, troubled, tiny dog.

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cooki stahp

Death

GOTTEM

You kinda are a retard, you can't even answer a simple question

But bc kills and masturbates on dogs

LOCO SHUT UP I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO I'm dieing

XD It's old. I don't bother to change.

Nani?

You're too fucking dumb to Google it

Stop bothering me

Allegedly

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Why are you getting so upset, retard?

You just were outside !

Something with a V A G I N A.
That isn't your cat.

grim's just on his period guys, be nice to him

Do not bully subtle

S-Shut up you're ruining my image
There were hot cardiobunnies too

Were you getting dry mouth?

I can't ruin something that's already garbage...
You should flirt with them and tell me all about it

no this is great

I'm just listening to it while doodling and it's like a nice podcast or something

Gj i love it

I think I'm beginning to know why the ship is sinking.

But he likes it.

Be nice to Grim
He works hard to exploit Scoots for quality memes and protect him from the Americans who know the truth and want to punish him for 9/11

Hey everyone

THE SHIP IS NOT SINKING

He does not

wow nice image

Yeah, those will always be classics.

Insufferable

Maybe you know why he's dumping you now.
You're just not M A N enough for him.

Silliness
What's up Yan?

We're not even breaking up though

I don't wanna get eaten

Oh, you can, trust me

Idk, we're running, not talking. One of them I even worked with before and she's absolutely my type but eh, not enough time ;;

There is no ship

That ship is on the ocean floor and you're still saying you can save it.

What?
I'm only 17 I don't know your lingo

ah really?

im gonna sleep

Why would you get eaten by pursuing a woman?
Would Desu really cannibalize you out of jealousy?

Just watch me not ruin it then !
I want to lick the sweat off your chest after you run

it's
just
fine

Doesn't matter. Would be pointless to go into detail to explain what I meant when the thing it was concerned about was 3 seconds of something I thought I heard. But blah blah it was good blah. I would suggest more.

Grim is such a piece of shit

Hai Cooki

Honestly just do whatever. I sincerely fucking enjoy this outside of everything of us being friends and all. Like if I just stumbled across it I would subscribe and like.

keep doing you or whatever.

I'm really hoping his plane crashes

Your dedication to the utterly futile effort isn't enviable at all.
It's just clingy.

Easy there, do you realize how mad you were going sir?

Dr Pavel?

Hey you

You dont get to bring frens

Huh?

True.

I'm going full mad! okay I'll stop

I want you to beat up Tsuchi for me

Why and how badly lol

bbl

You haven't seen "Teeth"?
I'm scarred..

You sure are trying

Teeth was terrible.

I try a lot of things

Y U MAED IT ONLI GAEM

I'm never planning on watching it, thanks for confirming I have the right plan ^^

Because he's worthless and I want you to put in the hospital for a month

Oh, that shitty movie.
That's like being afraid of all Germans after watching Human Centipede.

I watched the trailer and laughed.
They really ran out of movie ideas.

To be fair, all the dudes portrayed were dicks at least, and rapists at most.

Don't do it, Subtle.
He's damaged goods.
Some large black man already got to him first in prison.

bye bye, headed to dinner

Sounds fun~
I'll only give him a few broken bones. Nothing major ^^

k

when i watch videos about creepy crawlies my hair starts freaking me out, tickling me and lurking in my peripheral vision, and i have to tie it back or i keep thinking it's bugs

Beat him like you would your son for being gay

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Haha hit him and then beat him with a switch? Oh god that'd be hilarious to watch

*hugs* Anyways how are you doing today love?

once again, I fail to see how greetings/farewells are blog postings but if you really wanna be a crybaby about it I'll cut those out too

also stop whining you fucking baby cunt

you act like a 12 year old pointing out flaws in everyone else but never yourself

fuckin nerd :^)

This was your last post prior to "leaving".

It was over half an hour ago.
You had no active conversations to close or anyone to inform you were leaving.

byue bye headed to showaah

Go away.

sorry all I read was "whine whine whine", can you type a new response please

Bye bye gonna play games now

Pretty good... my family is working me like crazy cuz I have nothing to do.. and finally done cooking dinner, how are you?

srsly tho I need an assetto corsa senpai who can teach me how to drive

i cant drift help

Later.

wow omg now lewds is blogposting let's gang up on lewds and talk shit for no reason because WHO NEEDS TO BE NICE ANYMORE LET'S ALL JUST BE DICKS 24/7 FOR NO REASON

k
Enjoy the literally no other responses from anyone else.

Lewds is a good poster, he's allowed to blogpost

thanks hitler, see you tomorrow

Go away.

I am afraid of Germans but only because of their scary language

People will watch anything for a funny/scary Halloween flick :c
Last Halloween party we watched the original "Halloween" though, and that was alright

That doesn't make it okay?!
Maybe the rapists..

am i allowed to blogpost

Lewds is actually capable of talking, unlike Nezi or Swedish Fish.

[Insert Blog Here]

I'm good. Kinda hate being back in AZ. Also legs are super fucking sore from the gym on Sunday. Kinda want to skip cardio for today

What'd you make for dinner?

No get in the shower already

I thought you'd be afraid of another blitz.

Gimme the ni nis

for i go sleep

Nini.

I like how in the end she's essentially made herself a dick eating anti-hero.

'good' is subjective

either apply the standards to everybody or nobody

I actually talk to people now, Mr. Selective Memory/I can't let go of the past so I just whine all the time at people when they're trying to change for better

for every (You) on this post I will blog one soul-destroyingly pedestrian blog.

neenee

nini

pls no

Please do.

But I'm distressed about how I can't go sideways in AC ;_;

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what should I draw next?

hi shiro~

THAT MEANS A LOT thank you!

wopw now scoots is blogging too, WHERE'S THE OUTRAGE? fucking niggers picking and choosing who you treat like shit just because you have autism and can't forgive people

Oh right.
I forgot telling people about your day without them asking constitutes conversations for you.

Halloween party?
People have those?

I'll allow this.

Sleep well Scoots.

When compared to Nezi.

Take that however you wish.

Fuck off retard

hi loodz~

a few hours ago i went shopping for toy pokeballs on ebay. i think i'll get one and use it in an instagram photo or something.

yesterday i bought a new clear silicone phone case, and a new milanese loop watch strap.

the case came today, the strap hasn't come yet.

You're objectively bad.

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see

Subscribed ^^
How was your weekend and 4th?

oh shit it's nezi
HI nez
I haven't talked to you in like. a year.

T-tear down my posting, senpai-nee~!

[Blogging Continues]

Cool blog, Erin.

Good good good good

i've actually been trying to do a cooki and sing lately

vocaroo.com/i/s0CknNjEqae6

^because of you ♥

A white nation wouldn't attack another white nation in this day and age

Why oh why did you sit through all of the film?

Boop

What's AC?
Just get out and push it sideways..

They do in university :3
You'd best be prepared

I'm a very bored man.

thanks

i told you it would be soul-crushingly pedestrian

i do normal things like everyday

SO NOW I'M HAVING CONVERSATIONS WITH PEOPLE?

EVEN IF THEY'RE SHITTY?

A SECOND AGO YOU KEPT SAYING I WAS ONLY BLOG POSTING NOW

BUT NOW I'M HAVING CONVERSATIONS?

WHICH ONE IS IT, MAKE UP YOUR MIND RETARD

YOUR STORY GETS MORE INCONSISTENT BY THE SECOND

/mad

Post your donger so I can turn into a literal train in mspaint again.

*stabs you with a fork*
You aren't even done yet!

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[Allowing it to happen continues]

I only know of drinking, but then again that's pretty much every holiday ever.

my dog has been curled up with me under the blanket for the last hour, up until five minutes ago.

she got down to stretch, and i spread out and wouldn't let her back under, and now she won't even get on the couch out of spite, she's just lying on the floor as an act of rebellion.

Heaven forbid your reactions to things might be the reason no one wants to talk with you.

Assetto Corsa.

Breddy gud racing game with good handling and force feedback and I discovered I can't drive.

Fun fact I just shaved my pubes :D

Shit like this is why people give out to you for blogging. They just don't like you. If you want to be liked take into consideration how people feel about you and try to understand why they feel that way instead of sperging out that you're perfect.

there are no standards for conversation, making you an idiot because it's subjective

fuck off the nezi hate train just because it's what all the cool kids do, I'm nice to you even though you keep treating me like shit

you, grim, and tsuchi can fucking kill yourselves

I'm going to keep being nice to you dicks but it's a lost cause, you're all rotten to the bone you piece of shit

show me

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I just read it as I'm good and that's all I need

I don't actually have an opinion on Nezi, never really spoke with him.

Hey you, what's up? It's been a while.

I just realized.
I've been on here since right after I turned 16.
I've been here a little over a year I think.

the 4th was a lot of fun! I watched fireworks and everything with friends,and I was camping last weekend. what about you love?

I just cried Your voice is amazing.
I really hope that is you singing.
actually crying

#donewithlife

Nezi you ignored me :c

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You blogpost at people.
Then get mad when there's no response to your impromptu "conversation". You just wait for someone to literally say anything at you and then respond with nothing but talking about the same blog you would've posted anyways.
But yeah, totally engaging and it's just everyone having a bias against you.

Holy shit, who'd've thought.
Best girl does normal stuff, like, every day.

Man, I thought you were just some untouchable super woman.

And that sounds significantly less kosher when I read it back.
Oh well.

that should've been [Blogging Intensifies],
M'bad.

yeah it has! But HI. I am good and ohh lanta I'm burning up in this office space.

no

oh yeah no let's just let the guy be a dick to me all the time even though there's no basis to his reasoning for being a dick

let's get mad at nezi instead of the guy being a dick for no reason

why? because fuck nezi for being upset when people are rude to him

you're not allowed to be upset, you have to go through years of people being shit to you and you can never ONCE say anything back or suddenly you're a shit poster

OH WAIT YOU'RE A SHIT POSTER ANYWAY BECAUSE BANDWAGON

SHUT UP your voice is amazing

give me a vocaroo of you I haven't heard one in forever

I was joking.
Don't post your donger.
Save that for your wife, TP.

Then have you seen ones that are even worse?

You post that at everyone

Oh, people will do that at any excuse. And halloween is absolutely a good enough excuse ^^

Ohh I thought you were talking about a car
Do you use a controller/keyboard+mouse/wheel?

i blog all the fucking time

talking about anime and mobas isn't what i consider interesting, life discussion is much more engaging

i actually couldn't give less of a fuck about anime and mobas.

note that this is a blog, about me, and what i like and dislike.

today i put the rubbish in my kitchen in bin liners and put it out on the veranda

tomorrow i will move it from the veranda to the dumpster

the circle of trash continues

I was in LA from Thursday till Monday
Gym, boba, parties, ramen, women, and cigars
It was kinda cool when my plane came in to land with fireworks going off around us

I happen to like nezi.

because I'm upset, I'm sorry

I'm tired of people treating me like shit for no reason

every day I'm nice to these assholes and they keep being douchebags for no fucking reason, and then they 'confirm' their reasoning for being a dick based on my reaction to them being a dick 24/7

it's fucking pathetic and I'm sick of it

k

No, Subtle.
No.

literally you don't go on and on about other peoples' blogposting, you don't whine at other people for their farewell/greetings

you're just a dick to ME because you can't let go of the past

you're fucking nigger, kill yourself

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It's all good.
M'lady
Tips Italian fedora folded over 9001 times

I mean that's every holiday here ever, no matter if you're studying or anything.
Did you catch up with Kabaneri?

I don't know.
Is your people the ones that do arranged marriages or no?

Wheel, my G27.

Also I suck at DiRT Rally now, really miss my E-brake. Eh, I guess I'll need to put more hours into it.

brb shower tho

No that's Grim.

Recommend not starting, then.

I've been a dick all my life. Reference to when I told you to stop being nice to people earlier. It's not a bandwagon, you're just being a whiny little shit, and complaining more that people are calling you out on it. You're essentially being Tarra right now.

Probably.

You do know people are douchebags, and being nice to them won't change them. And being upset by this makes you seem rather childish.

i have ten toes, eight fingers, and two thumbs

...

Such is the everyday life of an every day person.

The neckbear is strong in this one.

dude like if tsuchi annoys you so much, like just don't engage him. cause he's certainly not going to stop. what is this, like intro to trolling?

loco I'm actually crying help. What is this song about? And one moment love I'll record something, I just don't have my instruments with me.

dude awesome!

Oh Hun, if you let it get to you you're just giving them what they want.
For one I think you're just fine, and they over react a lot.
It's like a big kid version of kindergarden in here. Just sayin.
I know you can get over their words, love you~

Aren't you like Burmese or something?

the cynical side of myself (most of it) agrees with you, which is precisely why I think you're wrong.

oh man, maybe we should date

I had to after you made that m'something thing.

emotions lead people to do less than optimal things sometimes.

On a second thought, I'll just pass out right after the shower so bai everyone

I'm Paki.

Yeah I read that it's fairly hot over there. Is that because of you or?
We could trade. It's just raining here, and as comfy as it is while inside, it sucks. I want sun so I have reason to go outside.

Do you have an opinion on me?

You should watch Masou Gakuen HxH that's airing now

I'm catching up now :c
Better late than never

Okay.

No.

Later, durka durka.

cooki you are hella boring on snapchat

every time it's like

ERIN YOU WOKE ME UP

or

ERIN I'M IN SCHOOL

make time for me dammit

Really should react to everything like this.

Fair enough.

This looks like pure fanservice garbage.

*pokes*

So what's up with the youtube channel? Just gonna upload randoms stuff for fun?

hmph

I do not ! You know how much I love you master don't say such things :c

It's from an album I listened to a few days ago called Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots. It's about Yoshimi and she battles these pink robots with feelings. But really I think it's about love.

I'll wait.

that whole album is fantastic.

Ah, alright.

Just to settle the score or something, I don't know.

Tadaima

Ow.

What score?
I thought it was 30 love.
You won't settle that with a single point.

You're about to get a paragraph long rant about you blogposting when they can't.

Your analysis is on point
It's not even fanservice though if no one cares about the characters ^^'
So just ecchi

Is Rick and Morty actually good? I thought it was a meme show but that IMDB score just made me question it.

Figured posting porn would somehow have influenced you. Hm

It makes me happy to know that people like this exist

What's that sentence they say like 'would you like a meal, a bath or me?'

Hail Satan

Watch a few clips on youtube and read an episode synopsis or two.

yes.

What are you up to tonight?

ok. I'll play with your hair and cuddle you when you are sad. I promise to love you allll the time. even when you don't want me too.

ecan go swimming. I promise

I'm gonna try to make it serious I guess?

vocaroo.com/i/s0K56yszA90v
I'm dieing I had milk before this so eh.

I'm used to hours if not days of scat posting from the old posting days. I don't really look at the porn you post.

Watch Rick and Morty.

Burn it.

It's decent enough.
Some episodes are really good but the worst of them are still good.
Unlike a show like Archer where its low notes are really low.

Ofuro
gohan
WA
TA
SHI

u fkn wot m8

Im still burnt out from AX dude

I, what?

That's the best attitude ever.

What programs are you using to record and render? :3c

huh, you sound like you'd make an awesome girlfriend 😋

you've made me go all squishy, oh gee

I don't feel like scrolling up to link one of them.

Make a dinner that isn't fucking ramen, you spic.

what the hell is this

it looks nothing like the apple one

my expression is incorrectly conveyed 😡

Somehow "barf" just isn't enough.

HEIL!

Walking around dressed like a lopbunny maid, and seeing how raped I get.

I was making a tennis joke.

much better.

oh good, you got my email

Can I has your snapchat? ^^

Yeah... you gonna get raped a lot

None.

...

no

it's a closely guarded secret that only basically everyone in the thread knows

also i don't want any dick pics

My secretary got the email. I don't read email.

debut video capture software.

Yeah iwoULD BE AN AWESOME GF BUT PEOPLR ARE SCAred of me because I can lift more then they weigh.

it's okay, i have been known to punch grown men for fun

but that story has been told to death.

I still don't get it.

Alright I will check it out, thanks.

Swimming sounds pretty good yeah. You talked about a river nearby, that would work.

I don't think I have encountered anyone who didn't have just the smallest particular interest of some lewd. This is weird.

And will do.

Vocaroo it for me, I don't speak weeb!

I'm getting conflicting responses here.

Am I a top tier poster?

Desensitization is a hell of a drug.

To be raped, you'd need to LEAVE THE GODDAMN HOUSE, YOU FUCKING HIKIKOMORI.

if i vomited in a bucked of hair and fingernails and spilled it on a laptop the resulting post would be of a higher quality than anything you have ever typed

Dude, I tried to get my beta friend to cheat on his gf with a trap remilia
He was too much of a bitch so I went over the next day got blown while watching NBC, took a pic and sent it to him

lmao get cuck son

No mic fam

He lies all the time about people and spews diarrhea from his ass

There's nothing wrong with defending yourself until he stops replying

Maybe if you diversified your porn webms a bit.

ho my god dig up the grave and tell me.

yay! skinny dipping lol

I just fucking said that I planned to dress like a lop-eared bunny maid and walk around town in the dead of night.

In what world does that not equate to leaving the house?

Oh god I can't wait for you to take me like that

Why do you think I have ASPD but Ui doesn't? Even though Ui said he has

That's not even remotely envious.
That is entirely disgusting.

That wouldn't be rape.

uh

we were drinking on tinychat, and i heard some man listening to music outside, so i went out and attacked him

there is audio of it here

vocaroo.com/i/s1TInqOJTcmu

It didnt feel disgusting

BECAUSE YOU'D NEVER LEAVE THE GODDAMN HOUSE TO DO IT ANYWAYS.
F U C K I N G
H I K I K O M O R I.

I ran out of HDD space... I'm going to buy a 2TB for my laptop and fill it up with porn just for you

I knooow and you cum so much too

This is great. you kind of sound like marceline from adventure time.

youtube.com/watch?v=C-VUZea36EI

Love it

Here's the problem.
Even when I do leave the house, you don't believe I did.

Someone should make a new thread

Standards, man.
Standards.

I don't even remember the last time you've said you've left the house.

You make me too messy
Always gets on my shirt, chair, and floor
GEEZ all your fault

I want to wear your shirt when I do it ;_;

I don't think I could stay that calm, it's very impressive

Oh well, luckily you can't get desensitized completely to alcohol

Lame, okay. Hella doujin style

You're going to get me arrested, young lady. The thread police are watching.

I can try.

I stopped mentioning it because it isn't worth it to.

What a fucking quitter.
Absolutely disgusting.

Because that's a rational and okay thing to do.

I just got a 2 TB external, and it is sweet. No more vetting of content, just mass shitty downloads unfettered by such trivialities as "quality control," or "content."

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