Zelda Thread

Here's your fucking Zeldo thred

zelda fucks niggers

And the niggers deserve it.

Best girl, coming through

Obviously the real Midna, but can't blame those who like Ruto or Saria
I actually liked the canoe in TP. Shame it was so underused.
Wind Waker
Midna.
I'm going to be a bit boring, but Zora. If twilight realm and the shadow folk would have been more relevant, perhaps they could have taken the title. Instead, we were given a stump of a realm.

Marin or Malon. Possibly both at the same time.
For practicality, the Ocarina of Time would be great to have because you'd be able to warp anywhere you need to go and manipulate the flow of time for your own ends.
Link to the Past is the only one I keep coming back to, so that's it.
The bunny hood would be a great item to have. Would wouldn't want to go fast?
I want to be the single man born into a female warrior society. Fuck, that'd be incredible. Imagine having the privilege of watching athletic, skilled warrior women fight to the death for your approval. Imagine having a harem of beautiful and eager women ready to drain your semen at your beck and call. Imagine having a prestigious and beautiful bodyguard who you've known since childhood and who secretly has an undying love for you, and who is also into kinky sex with other women. Oh, yeah, and the magic powers that come along with your privileged stature would be pretty fun as well.

TP Zelda.
Bow and Hook/Long/Clawshoot
Idk, maybe ALttP, LA, OoA or TMC.
Sword.
Hylian.

>starting a Zelda thread with waifu/husbando faggotry Ruto
Bow or Hookshot
OoT
Fierce Deity mask was cool even if under-utilized
Biggoron Sword
Master Sword
Gorons, bros for life

Twinrova
Goron Mask. Rolling around is fun.
I honestly can't decide.
Eternal forest loli's/shota's.

Nigga you got okay taste

Inb4 shota porn dump

There is barely any art of her, though.

Good, most of it doesn't remove her disgusting jew nose

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The nose is horrible. I will never understand why Link is always the bottom, most of the bosses in LoZ are so damn easy.

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It was lost in dephths of the internet. Along with all edits.

Cremia for best hugs
Boomerang infinite stun lock lol
The first one
Ocarina of Time
Human (round ears, beards) fuck off knife-ear scum

Where did all the posters at that time go?

not offishally

They moved to Holla Forums

Capcom's greatest hit, Veran

Magnet Gloves
Oracle of Seasons

I don't care if she's not cannon she's still the best girl.

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I WANT TO IMPREGNATE SS ZELDA!
The Gilded Sword from MM.
MM
What's the difference between that and the 1st "Favorite tool/item"?
Hylians

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I'm still here faggots. I made the crop that a lot of the content was made from. All of which I lost from my external breaking

Twili Midna. Always
The Spinner, I just wish it wasn't so freaking situational
Twilight Princess or Majora's Mask
Would say Twili just because of Midna but Zant was weird and the rest of them seemed to be strange blobby dwarves. So Gorons.

Gerudo Men (such as Ganon) seem to have normal lifespans. In OoT Ganon clearly ages 7 years between the 2 time periods. A man will remain fertile even if he lives to 100 years of age. A woman won't. In order to have a male heir, Gannon will have to have a daughter 1st, and then he would have to have a daughter with that daughter, and then he would have to have a son with his granddaughter.

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A titular item is an item that is in the title. Like an Ocarina of Time or a Majora's Mask or a Skyward Sword.
Also, you must be the only faggot in the world that likes that piece of shit gilded sword. The
Razor Knife design is way better.


The spinner would have been cool if you could use it like a skateboard that also happened to stick to some walls, and you could also kickflip it to stun nearby enemies and land with a spin dash combo sort of thing.

Thanks, Mathew

Yeah, and it fucking broke after 3 hits m8.
The Gilded Sword was the weirdest sword design I've ever seen in a game but, it seemed to fit the game well somehow.

Fi. Allot of people seemed to have negtive opinions of her but the way she calls you master reminds me of HK-47 so I instantly liked her. ALSO THOSE FUCKING LEGS
Fierce Deity mask it's fun to use the glitch that allows you to use it anywhere and see that link at that size is ridiculously tall.
Oracle of Ages and Seasons.
The Wind Waker. being a conductor is cool.
Goron they're the best.

Agitha, she likes insects and i do too. Shes also cute (too bad she kinda sucks in Hyrule Warriors)
Roc's Cape
Wind Waker and Oracle of Seasons
Rod of Seasons and Skyward Sword
Fairies

I have to say, last night was the first time I've ever fought Mogra. No I never grew up with Ocarina of Time (mostly had sports junk like Diddy Kong Racing and 1080 Snowboarding). I thought the boss would fuck my shit up if I went to the outer rim with the spikes, but once I got there, it was easier to hookshot the red orb. Holy fuck.

Anyone play Minish Cap? I thought it was really good despite being short, not "underrated" since it's on every fucking "UNDERRATED LIST" but not one of the hyped titles

I did, I remember not really understanding the kinstones when I played it when I was younger.

I didn't like Minish Cap. I thought it was a bit shit to be honest. Certainly not up to Capcom's previous Oracle games. I didn't like the central gimmick, or the theme, or the art-style, or the story. At least it was short so it didn't last long… It's probably my least favourite Zelda, aside from Skyward Sword. They're the only two I haven't completed 100%, and even finishing Skyward Sword at all was a struggle.

Disgusting.

Tetra. She's innocently adorable and dominantly sexy at the same time.
Deku Leaf. Gliding is fun.
Either The Wind Waker or Link's Awakening
The Ocarina of Time.
Gorons. But I want to racemix with Kokiri.


but user she looks like a man

What if BotW has romanceable waifus? Would you be for our against such a feature? Also reminder to buy it second had or emulate on release, Nintendo are kikes and deserve nothing but scorn.

If TP did better characterization for side-cast, it would be comparable to MM for story elements. Shame it only left us with the most waifu-tier of sidekicks, Midna.
Face it, you're not going to stick your dick in a sword.
Windwaker. Time travel is neat, but the Windwaker can control the sun, mind-control people, and teleport you all about.
Minish Cap
Minish Cap
Tie between Rito and Kokiri.
Rito are lovably stupid looking and can fly and the Kokiri are permanent shotaloli.

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Cloaca is awesome, mate. But I won't argue too much here because that disgusting thing is horrible.
That's clearly not a beak. It's a nose.
Absolutely horrible.

What if Zelda was a girl?

That'd be gay user

They had to ruin /ss/ with dicks huh?

I was around for it. I still got all of it. Just don't expect me to find it.

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Faggots go home

You know you want it

If all the time looking at internet porn hasn't turned me already, it'll never happen.

Don't worry. This makes zeldo the legendary rare meme that nobody can have through googling.

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Are you insane, perhaps? Or she's just too much of a big fish for you to catch? Maybe you would like an easier one, like SS Zelda.

I'm not even surprised.

It's futa, broseph

It's somehow even worse because it's ruining perfectly good women

I swear, user, this better not be a fucking tranny.

Eh, it's more likely the artist wanted to set it in the Zelda universe, but Link is so effeminate you either need to bring Gannon in or turn one of the other characters futa.

I was around for it. I still got all of it. Just don't expect me to find it.

I'm turned on by Midna though Both forms

What do you mean by gimmick?

It's not.


I don't mean gimmick in the usual sense that Holla Forums uses the word, which is to imply something minor and retarded, but in the sense that it's a core gameplay feature that the rest of the game is built around. In this case, Minish Cap's central gimmick is changing size. Which is dumb. All it does it slightly alter the overworld a little bit and make the other areas where you're inside dungeons normal size but with a "u r tiny smol" aesthetic. And Ezlo or whatever his fucking name was is annoying as shit. All Zelda companions are shit. Even Midna

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Oh hey, that's the number I rolled.

Definitely Medli, not only does she have delicious cloaca, you also get delicious eggs
the map obviously
I have only really played link's awakening
the aryan race, obviously :^)

go emulate oracle of ages/seasons, user. You will have a fun day!

Twili Midna in cheeky bitch mode like she was when she was an imp is the best girl

We're all guys here so, gtfo faggots

Sounds about what I'd like. I'll never have her

And I got TP Zelda. She likes it in the butt.

I would play a linkle strategyrpg game, somewhere along the lines of disgaea/orge tactics/FF tactics

But she poops from there

Not today she don't

user, I seriously don't understand how anyone besides submissive femboys like Link can find TP Zelda attractive. She has such a masculine mid-face, manly hairstyle, and dull fashion. Every time I look at her I expect her to let out a deep fart before she reveals her unshaved, jungle pussy.

She legitimately grosses me out. SS Zelda and Tetra are the only fappable 3D Zeldas.

Well at least there's a small silver lining in all of this. I still wish I had saved all those files I'll probably make another crop if somebody can find the original OP image

What the fuck are you talking about? She's the epitome of majestic feminine beauty.

SS Zelda is essentially Midna but instead of actually having an interesting backstory we get the epitome of tsundere followed by some generic princess shit after she's captured.

SS Zelda essentially flips her personality entirely after she's captured temporarily. She's also pretty lacking in screentime compared with Fi who manages to be more two dimensional and boring than anything the series has produced thus far. Midna is probably one of the most well rounded characters aside from embed related. Who as we all know and accept as the strongest and best character in the entire franchise.

She's also in less than 1% of the game. Any personality you find in her is most likely self assumed.

Who fucking cares? Right is right.

Here I come to ruin the day.
This is all I have.

What the hell is feminine about her thin lips, low brow ridge, dull colors, long-haired man hairstyle, and broad shoulders?

Post the whole image so we can roll, faggot

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Ayy there's the webm.

Also here's a new crop. I think it's a bit better than the earlier one I made. Though I'm pretty drunk tonight so tell me otherwise if I'm wrong.

You're seriously messed up in the head.


The little she appears is already enough to conclude that she's an workaholic with bits of kuudere and tsundere.
In other word, she's a "Student Council President" type of character with some "Long-Haired Cold-Beauty Rich-Family Daughter".
She's perfect.

No not really. You could make just a strong an argument that she's just an emotionless husk who's a half decent politician. She's certainly no tsundere though. Not even close or half close given her half-sacrificial nature.

You do know Student Council President types are only brought out when their out of their habitat right? She never leaves that habitat, and when she does there's never an unusual remark or statement. When she's given the Gold Arrows at the end she's still blank faced through the entire thing. If you have a fetish for emotionless characters that didn't get enough screen time then she's your gal.

Honestly I'm not shitting on her as a character really. She's just a placeholder to advance the game. Most of the character driven story elements come between Link and Midna.

I seriously had a similar argument about how delusional waifu fags are when it came to asuka fans. I'm not going through this again. Provide direct dialog quotes if you're going to even try to sway me to your opinion.

SSB4 render of her is pretty fuckable. I don't really care about her personality in TP as outside of Link and Midna nobody had any fucking personality overall and it was entirely empty.

Wow, someone is getting too much worked up about a meaningless discussion, right?
If anything, TP Zelda's personality is similar to Irisu Fuyumi's from the anime "Hyouka".
Based on what? Her body language, the way she presents herself, the decisions she make and even her manner of speech.

If you don't agree, well, don't. It really doesn't matter, actually.

I made this one. I wish I knew how to make it loop properly.

Malon
roc's cape
Minish Cap
Bettle
Korok

I don't mind if a waifufag finds characteristics that aren't there. It's when they can't admit that it becomes a problem.

Never watched it. Find a more common example or something since I'm not gonna watch a show to understand your side of an argument.


I think I remember that. Wasn't bad. Remember even the worst OC is better than none at all

Post the official concept art and see how wrong you are, faggot.

No.

How the fuck is that either masculine or feminine? Do you have autism or some shit and see colours as personalities?


What is armour?

Calm down, have some dick in your ass, bitterfaggot, I didn't backpedal at all.

Wow, LARPing a little makes me a degenerate now.

Pfffff
Okay okay, maybe TP Zelda is a more recollected version of Kasumigaoka Utaha or a less "love-dove" Senjougahara Hitagi.
Maybe a more serene and gracious Kiryuuin Satsuki? Or a more stron-willed Sento Isuzu?

But well, I'm tired of you, shoo shoo.

You talk like a fag therefore I judge that you lose the argument. I have spoken.

If that were a trap, it'd be a damn-fine trap, and I'd fuck her.

V's map could've done with maybe 50% less empty mountains, and more dense forests.

It's hard to enjoy the countryside when part of the city / highway / a town is constantly in view.

Is Holla Forums breaking?

Oh, nice. I'll give them a shot then.

Thanks. I tip my hat to you.

We're being spammed.

Bui apparently decided to expand his spamming to Holla Forums, he's been spamming /furry/ non-stop for weeks, seemed to just brush off their per-post captchas. He just floods every thread of the board with random posts taken from 4chan, and the mod of /furry/ gave up trying to solve the problem.

Dad: 1. No 2. Yes

I use Jew

TP Is the one Zeldo I'd like to see a sequel ala Majora's Mask.
Stuff happens, probably bad stuff, when you're slightly older.
You get the idea that SOLUTION to STUFF is in the twilight realm.
Trek on the land to FIND THE THINGS.
But wait! It seems Midna's involved! And maybe you have unresolved feelings?
Yadda yadda, dungeongs, yadda, foreshadowing, then we can close either with Midna's hot for you, but MUH COMFY COUNTRY LIFE, or! Midna's actually been trying to stop you because you're fucking up the realms that she separated for a reason.
Either way, ripe for themes of REGRET and other slightly sad/nostalgic fun.

That sounds like a game for MidnaxLink fan-fiction. It's never going to happen, but at least we are seeing lots of old characters in things like Hyrule warriors. And Hyrule Total War.

Why don't they just range IP ban his ass then? Is it because it wouldn't work with proxies?

A far better topic of discussion would be.. where does Triforce Heroes fit into the timeline?

I still holde zeldos to be more or less their own alternate dimensions, except for the couple obvious sequels.
Seems more fun and avoids timeline weirdness.

Unfortunately this:

While Nintendo didn't outright rule out seeing Midna again, I've given it thought and I can't really come up with anything that doesn't feel like bad fanfiction.

At least she still gets porn sometimes. And I mean the actually sexy version, not the other one.

I'd like to see another Twili girl though. Mostly because I have a raging hardon for two-toned skin and oddly colored eyes. Ask me about how common my fetish is.

Man those threads when it was first released got me into fucking shota. Fuck Holla Forums.

I still love loli, but sometimes i love shota more

That's exactly the reason, Bui has done a number of shit to Holla Forums over the past year, hotwheels wouldn't ban him, and it seems he may have enough nodes in his botnet to make a range ban useless, and manually banning IPs may only slow it down, considering permabans aren't permanent.

Nigger she looks exactly the same as all the other Zeldas. Same face, same hairstyle (more-or-less), same fashion sense.

Something wrong withchu

Look… everyone's saying it's Bui, but is there any proof it's him? What if it's a group of random scriptkiddies?

(checked)
Well it could be them. It could be Russia. It could also be China. It could be someone who weighs 400 pounds sitting on their bed

Cant' be sure either way, but there's no reason not to suspect him.

Since the switch is replacing the handheld for nintendo, what will happen to the handheld series of zelda games? Will they just stop or take a new approach because it clearly shows that the switch has far far more power than a n3ds.

WARRIOR PRINCESS TITS

WHERE IS THE IMP

THERE IS NO IMP IN THIS THREAD

I NEED IMP

Post some yourself.

IMP IS SHIT

I can't remember which board it was that confirmed it, but yes we are certain it is bui. Sage for offtopic bullshit.

New computer, didnt backup my old folder


FUCK YOU IMP IS BEST

I don't have much imp, but would you care for funny pictures of Wario&Luigi?

YOURE SHIT

Objectively wrong

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Imp for fetish, humie for romance.

Sorry mane, this is all I got

romance the imp

Smell the imp's butt and pussy.

Or give her her body back and romance the tall girl

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MANLET DETECTED

She is, though. She's a head taller than TP Zelda, who is already taller than TP Link. She's an amazon

Speaking of which what are the heights of the characters in LoZ? Maybe I could find an official chart somewhere, because if Zelda is anywhere near 6ft that would make Ganondorf 10ft+.

Nigga links like 5'2"
Midna is like 6'0"
6'0" is not amazon
Even then if you are not 6'0" or taller then you are a certified manlet

Besides
Imp midna is the best

She ain't no Amazon, but she's pretty tall.

6'3" over here, shit genetics gtfo

Link is 5'7 IIRC
Ganon is 7'7

Actually in TP Ganon was more than twice Link's height. Which would make him nearly 12 feet tall.

can we post some more midna photos?

im trying to build my folder that i lost

Midna is in this

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Will we get the Vita version? Was the Vita version even good?

Well at least you can admit to your problems.

The best thing they could do is a Majoras Mask sort of rip where Link is just severely depressed and he just leaves Hyrule for a while on a Journey of self discovery.

Honestly what would be an infinitely better game (at least for story telling purposes) would be a prequel where you get to see the political side of Hyrule and the whatever form of governing that happens in the Twilight Realms before things went to shit. We would actually get to find some amount of character in Zelda. And Midna prior to being turned in to an Imp would be a pretty interesting character study as she would be much more self centered and selfish, thus having a more complete character arc.

Honestly I'de like to see the Twili form of government and how it works. The politics sound like prime material for good shit. I mean they still believed in exile and played with Dark Magic, there has to be some pretty interesting culture behind it.

I don't have to, I know people like tanlines.

Right, where the reason for the quest is basically moot 5 minutes in and never comes up again