Can I take your order please?

Can I take your order please?

Let's make this thread about fake franchises in games.

no

I have never said this until now, well done OP.
VIDEO GAMES!!!

Basically this is the best joke in that game.

pyrocynical

I dunno, I thought this was pretty clever.

Don't forget Lianne Forget

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but that's saints row

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Just a side of fries please

thats fucked up

Porn has never got me hard but it's always made me laugh.

I want a liter of cola.

Just have a large, Farva.

I don't want a large Farva. I want a goddamn liter of cola.

No, fuck you. I know exactly what kind of comments you want out of this thread. Fuck you, you fat meme loving cunt.
Hey, I'll take a number 9, fat boy.

If Christian Bale was bald he'd actually make a perfect 47.

Christian Bale should've been in The Dark Knight Rises.

I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

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Do you not like fun or something?

RAMIREZ

I love it when stories make up fake companies and franchises. It helps add a lot to a world. Though it seems like it's always just burger joints.

WELCOME TO BURGER SHOT, MO'FUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Hope you choke-a-doodle-doo.

I bet you faggots don't even know where sailors hang out.

the best is how when you garrison a burger kong he gets a bandana. i dont remember if anything similar happens for roo

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ammunation is a great name

what game is that?

Red Alert series.