My own stupid, gay Death Stranding Theory [SPOILERS]

Death Stranding is about a man who's died in an accident, perhaps a car crash, or regretfully, his own hands. He is desperately trying to get back to the living realm. His purgatory or hell is what you see in the teasers. The baby being a lost loved one, perhaps someone who died in the same accident he was in, or simply a new edition to his family that he left too early.

Pairing Low Roar's 'I'll Keep Coming' with 'Easy Way Out' tells the man's story.

Nobody cares about shitty walking simulators.

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fuck off kike

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Ludens = Game = Gamer = Player = More Meta Commentary

BUT THAT'S JUST A THEORY

This theory is retarded. OP is retarded. This thread is retarded.

I'm a member of Kojima's personal design team and can confirm this is all false, the game is actually about Normus Reedus and Del Toro's hallucinations after having passed out after some fat bong hits.

Trust me guys, I even have a tripcode.

Are you a lawyer?