Show me the characters you want as your best friends, or I'll take your souls!

this dudes my favorite dude

But user, you would end up dead!

You already took my soul you fuckin jew.

That's why I want to hang out with him.

I WANT TO MARRY TEAGAN

I want to hear Samus drunkenly brag about her exploits.

I want to be your friend user

You can never have too many friends.

Friendzone would be better than anything I have in my miserable life.
Also DMC4 Dante.

I'll always be there for you user to check em

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Are you sure you really want that user?

But shes a space autist, i dont think you would have a very good conversation.

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pic related

Trust me.

Too many to count but here's some

I wouldn't be surprised if you were actually him.

I wish we could feast together and brag about how many Sarranid and Rhodok filth we killed in the latest campaign.

>you will never have too much to drink with Teagan and end up making out with each other and dozing off in each other's arms
>you will never wake up and wonder if you should wake her up or pretend to be asleep

Great games and great characters, both of you.

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Good choice

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Grit is #1 answer.

Best theme too.

Oh sure. If the internet is to be believed, she has fucked and been fucked by all sorts of nasty things across the universe.

I'm an earthbound autist, an understanding mutual silence works just as well.

Only friend I need

Silly user, I don't have a soul. And I prefer to stay friendless.

I want you as a friend Satan.

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Horny from dungeon keeper is alright though the rest of the are straight-to-garbage tier.

Well right now you don't have friends so failure will return you to how you are now. No point in not trying.
Wanna play some video games and then never speak to me again?

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He sounds he's be fun to hang around with. That and he has the same name as my friend who moved away.

I dont see that working very well.
Comissars as friends are absolute top tier though.

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Terry seems like a cool dude.

Oh hey, I drew that.

Oh, and I coloured in his mouth.

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:^)

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My nigger.

come and take it then

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Teagan wants to marry you

Doesnt matter, i would get sound tactical advice and the best course of action for every situation at all times.
You would also get the best wingman i nteh universe if it is ciaphas cain.

SHORT DARK HAIRED ANIME GIRLS

You know, I've heard a lot about Caiphus Cain, is it a good series? Where should I start with it, if so? The character sounds like it's just funny and light enough to put off the grimderp of 40k.

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Start with the first book, duh.

Oh yeah it is man, ciaphas cain is a mix between blackadder and james bond in space.
The first time i read it, i read it in the canonical order.
wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Ciaphas_Cain_(Novel_Series)#Chronology

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Teagan a shit.
I wonder how the cunt who made this game feels about its popularity here.

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The 3 bro-iest niggas ive meet in the 3 SMT games ive played.

Its too bad I had to kill Jimenez :^(

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The hijinks would be insane

Our conversations would be stimulating.
I can only imagine the research we'd be able to accomplish.

these

:^)

yeah yeah whatever

His voice doesn't suit the face, I always pictured a teenage version of him. His face would be better suited with a cockney accent.

asriel should have been a girl tbh

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That would probably have happened if the dev weren't a literal faggot.

Nah fam_________________
smh :^)

no bully, I think she'd make a good sister too

That's not even a video game

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I'd take it but I never played the piece of shit and it was entirely fucking faggotry. At least Toriel got a ton of porn of her being fucked by white human men.

If you're gonna post memetale, at least go with best character who will goddamn follow you to the ends of the earth rather than that pussy ass goat "who just wants a hug"

good goy

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Truly shit-tier.

We'd be the best of buddies. Work at the same job, talk about anything, even political stuff, have each others' backs in a fight, and generally just have a good time.

Did you even open the spoiler? I posted Catty.

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Chara's so fucking based he kills the game itself.

Niggers are for hanging, not for hangin.

charafags are the goodest of goyim, they didnt even get the real ending but instead jerked off to the peter gaybriel aproved niggerboy

Who'da guessed?

yeah and argentina is white too :^)

All crimes would be solved overnight.

We be crusadin.
Deus fucking Vult.

Day of the knife when?

who'da gassed?

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And also op
>Implying you're not actually the devil

And that's the rest of the crew.

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Thanks for correcting the record. With your words I now accept degenerate pozzed furfags and see that being a pacifist bitch is the way to go. Thanks uncle schlomo!

says the guy posting memes created by jews for tumblr.

Wise choice.

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shillary lost and there's nothing you can do about it

Who needs love when everyone wants to kill you?
Even Toriel can kill you

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relevant:
Would be a fun group to go camping with.

Is Guts practicing techniques with magical negro man?

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s-something like that

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Good tastes.

reminder

speedwagon is in vidyas?

JoJo isn't video games anyway.

I had to think about it for a bit. not just what character I liked but who would actually be a fun friend and I got to go with Crypto.

Jojo had a billion games already. I'm pretty sure he's in one of them.

In Eyes of Heaven, and as a NPC in 7th Stand User.

keep crying bitchnigger

To be fair, Speedwagon is actually the best bro in existance.
I mean, he's the reason why the main jojo universe even got to part 6, let alone allow the bloodline to reincarnate.
He didn't even take Erina when she became a widow after JoJo's death. He stayed single for his entire fucking life in servitude to the Joestars. Fucker deserved more than being a side character and forfeiting the advance of his bloodline.

pls no bully

good choice

Good shit.

keep being a massive pleb my culturally enriched friend

also wanted to add this guy into the mix

shit posted the wrong cover

truuuuu

keep crying niggerfaggot

He truly does deserved more, and it's a shame his bloodline never advanced.

fuck i have too many of these

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got it off google ya nigger, bite me, also nice samefag

kill yourself

Segata Sanshiro was in 2 games

someones rustled

Where have you been?

It's actually only got, like, six. Seven if you count 7th Stand User.

I can't actually think of a vidya character I would want to be friends with. I guess I'm just a distant person.

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a whole bunch of lolis

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I wanna have a big muscly dragon boyfriend~!

Pram is a backstabbing bitch, and this isn't a waifu thread.

i know, thats part of it. theyre all troublemakers and or problem solvers. it would rarely be boring.

you mean a bestfriend that happens to be male

That's a weird way of saying friend that is male.

its very literal though isnt it? i think its odd how boy/girlfriend implies romantic relations.

And I wanna tease his cock out of its slit :3 or, y'know, he could have something else instead of a slit. That'd work too.

>something else instead of a slit
e.g. big round hefty boyballs o3o

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It would take some time to get on his good side, but he would be a great guy to have a drink with.

Like a fatherly figure you could get really deep with and share a bond over philosophy with.

I want to cheer him up and make him my buddy.
I just want to take away his Max pain.

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I've noticed some similarities in my choice of friends.

I want to make friends with Teagan!

I wonder if the creator of this shitpile's VN will ever see the light of day

Why is that in japanese?

Intelligent, Nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor

LET ME POST KIKEWHEELS

there needs to be more femasriel

Feralphoenix is a colossal fucking weeb. Like, holy shit dialoguelostloop.tumblr.com/

She wrote Madoka bestiality porn, she wouldn't be out of place on /a/ if it wasn't for the SJW obsessions.

UNDERAGED FUTA bestiality porn, actually. Although, considering how cuckchan is a nice tumblr enclave now, I'd say that she'd be right at home

no please enjoy the following undertale au with stephen universe influences or something

whoops, thought it was one image

Why are you rubbing all this cancer into my eyes, user

in a thread that's supposed to be about good characters

hold on I need to yell some more

>they/them

kill it, kill it

Suffer with me, user

whats a demigirl? sounds badass

You know, out of all the autism surrounding this, there is one thing I don't remember. Who found this in the first place? I don't remember if it was a lol thread material turned into stream or just it's own thread, but I never heard how it was found.

Someone started a thread where we could all laugh at it, then someone else totally not me I swear started storytiming it. That faggot then started streaming it, and the rest is history

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does that mean hercules sexually identifies as a god but only partially?

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I suppose that's true if they have only half a brain.

That is a stupid name.

I forgot how much I genuinely hated this person. You know how it's a cliche to decry the corruption of the youth? I think people like FeralPhoenix are the actual people who really would try to corrupt children, and it disgusts me enough to make me start moralizing on 8ch.

Ey you forgot one.

That one guy from Soul Caliber. He needs more souls.

PRAISE NURGLE

Really though, she's absolutely disgusting. A degenerate of the highest order

whos to say the 3 starters are any pokemon i identify with?

One more: archiveofourown.org/works/4145733?view_adult=true

Basically the crew of little busters, not a day would be boring with them around. Otherwise this gang would probably be going on pretty sweet misadventures.

Such an interesting and complex character, attached to a shitty spin-off of a even more shitty franchise

Pretty good taste.

Fuck you, faggot. Kenny did nothing wrong, Teagan is the only good part of Uncommon Time, Kanji is a better bro than Yosuke, and Cyrus Silas if you played and hopefully pirated the English version is also one of the only good characters in FE if.

I'm a sucker for "best friends since childhood who will follow you to the ends of the earth" types.

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I've never understood this meme. Does he have some god tier writing in the pre-sequel or am I just missing something from BL2?

Oh no, he was super clumsily handled in the presequel. Its supposed to show his descent from a decent, caring guy into already a demon, but shit just arbitrarily happens. For instance, in ine mission they really go out of their way to build up these scientists. Later that mission, one of them may be a spy, so he just kills them all. This was supposed to be a "what the hell, Jack" moment for sure, but it ends up without any logic behind it

off the top of my head

Maybe we're all secretly Junpei.

I'll take anyone. I just want a friend

Best broskis.

Jesus, >she only knows how to draw faces at 3/4 angle.

I was gonna post Speedwagon but I wasn't sure how much he counted as vidyer. Nice.

That's pretty rad, user. Thanks for your work.

W-why
How
I don't deserve her love

Unless you mean her hair is short, she is most likely taller than average. She punches shit, man, she need the reach.

Shut the fuck up you titty monster!

Eyes of Heaven, as other said. it's shit though

About time we got a LISA character though.

Jack is the most entertaining character in BL2, mostly because his voice actor does a good job. Being the only entertaining thing in that entire shitshow, some people like to praise him a bit excessively, because he looks fantastic next to characters like Claptrap.

Otacon was also a contender for me.

I can't just shit over Jesus-kun's legacy, the way I see it. Your taste is great, all of you, but I'd feel like I'm not deserving or some gay shit

ZUN art best art

Nice quads.

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Keep in mind that the voice actor himself came up with lines too, mainly because Burch just fucking sucks.

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If I had Kirby, Rick, and a few Waddle Dees all of the suffering of life would be bearable.

Put some thought into it and out of all of them it has to be Neptune.

I got my posse right here. Going to have good times shooting, hunting, intimidating illegals and picking up girls like true gentlemen.

Stupid pic limit

I can't believe I forgot.
GRANT IS A TOTAL FUCKING BRO
Easily the best Castlevania character.

Words cannot express my disappointment.

I share your disappointment in myself. Such a fun and loyal friend. I'm going to play Dark Messiah of Kick and Magic to make amends.

I am a huge faggot please bully me

fuckin dork lmao haha

This man.

Literally the best part of that shitshow.

yes I know GARcher and Emiya were at each other's throats for the most part but let's say you're enough of a pretty cool guy to make peace

My fucking nigga. I would include Aoshi too though.

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You sure being friends with that succubus is your real motivation?

He sure is.

The technique of distending his asshole, that is.

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Guts showing how he won SAIGAR 2007

I don't like this game. In fact, I think it's terrible.
But holy fuck I would love having a giant sentient robot as a best friend.

the best bros would be the ones who are probably as lonely as i am

(Checked)
HK-47 is a dick and Legion is rather emotionally distant, if Geth even feel emotions at all.
Why would you want either of these two as friends?

m-maybe

It would make one hell of a team. Mira is just the token vagina.

There's a lot… I kind of always imagined what it would be like to hang out with my vidya gayme characters…

who is that semen demon in the middle

HK is my nigga, I loved his personality even if he is a dick. He's like that friend who is a dick, but he's YOUR dick friend. As for legion, if I remember right he shows signs of expressing traits associated with emotions and depending on what color you pick in the end he becomes half organic anyway.

a furry

So you want to be friends with a guy who shows faint signs of having emotions?
He seems like he'd be such a bore.

you have to be joking

I actually am not.

I think his insight on things would be amusing, maybe I read more into his character then there is when I played the games [spolier]as a teen[/spoiler] or maybe i just like robots, but HK objectivity has more personality than Legion

fucking dropped

Technically he's a monster from an alternate dimension contained inside televisions, who managed to cross over to the normal world and turned into a prettyboy twink human in the process.

I don't think you understand how terrifying it would be to have doomguy as a friend. He must have PTSD so intense it would break every therapist that ever tried to help him. Imagine if you were at a company party and he heard someone talk about their pet rabbit from across the room? Everyone within a meter radius around him would be dead in the time it takes to crack open an egg. You also have a chance of him going full Rambo but instead of a single pilot dying, 2% of North America ends up dead. Also if he's running and you get in his way, you would be a smear on the floor.

Unless he is comic doomguy. Comic doomguy is a bro.

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why didnt you go back for Sev, user? you were his best friend..

There he is.

welcome back

Hey Tony.

Palmer was a cunt. Also my answer would be pretty much all of the Siege operators

Missed you, buddy

So, how's your legs doing?

Existential torment and/or the apocalypse are excellent bonding points. Also, slaughter. 80% or so vidya, but 50% of that is FromSoft. I ought to scrape up a better list than this, but I can't think of anyone else to round it out and fix that ratio.

half off the operators sound like jerks or autists based on their bios. thermite is obviously a rad dude and glaz's bio says he's a nice guy when he isn't operating though

Friends with benefits, of course.

I was wondering when somebody was going to post that

Took him long enough

Lazarus did nothing wrong

nobody is ever going to steal my heart like tachanka did

Are you me?

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Now tell me Holla Forums, how shitty are my choices in best friends?

I'd fuck Fwiffo.

No homo.

Top or bottom?

You can't be friends with an AC, can you? They're not like the mechs from ZoE or Titanfail, they have no A.I.