America’s worst state sinks low, finds new low, sinks beneath that, eats own shit, shits itself out, eats its own self-shit, then fucks itself and the flag up its own ass before sucking shit off the shit pile for more arrogant self-shitting nigger faggot cunt whore goddamnit I HATE THIS FUCKING PLACE GET ME OUT GET ME OUT GET ME OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The State of California discovered a new way to outrage the nation this week, when the State Senate voted to confirm the appointment of a Mexican citizen, currently in the act of invading the United States, to a statewide office. The invader, who represents yet another foot soldier in the great project to turn California into Venezuela, was sworn into office as a member of the Student Aid Commission. In this capacity, the filthy spic whore will have her hands on both the tax dollars that go into a government paycheck and the other tax dollars that pay for California’s needy students to spend four years getting high and almost raping each other.
Lizbeth Mateo, whom the press unironically describes as an “undocumented resident,” as if she lost her passport at the fucking airport one day, is a 33-year-old Mexican lawyer who specializes in immigration law. This field of law, unlike more useful varieties, involves searching arcane bylaws and old-timey laws of the sea to pry open a formerly white country and cram more niggers into it. Sources say she’s highly effective at this task, and that she inexplicably hasn’t been elected governor yet.
Local experts in extremist activity have noted this appointment with some interest, as they say it proves beyond the shadow of a doubt that there isn’t one single state militia operating in California that has the balls to drag this beaner cunt out of her house (she’s a homeowner too, unlike ChadOP, who rents because fuck me, amirite?) and hang her from a fucking tree.
Speaking of his decision to put Maria Conchisa Lopez de Azteca Chihuahua Negrita una Puta Fea up for a job that pays considerably more than you niggers get, the President of the California State Senate, Kevin de Leon of course reportedly said:
Political hawks in Sacramento say that Mz. Mateo brings a lot to her new position, most notably her delightfully brown skin, which is 30% more efficient at driving out California’s former white majority than a similarly qualified white candidate would be.
At the time of this report, there is no word as to whether the invader is part of the LGBTFaggot community, or whether she’s HIV-positive and getting meds at taxpayer expense, or whether she’s dropping spic kids out of her snatch to anchor herself like a walnut-colored barnacle to the formerly pleasant land of California, but seasoned observers cannot rule out such levels of poz from this godforsaken hellhole.
Reaction to this move has been mixed, with 9,999 out of the 10,000 residents we spoke to clutching at their hearts and falling over at how fucking awful California’s whole government has gotten, while the other resident responded with a knowing shake of the head and a world-weary: “¿Si, como no?”
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