BRAVO BIOWARE!

He's right. They did the same thing with that orc-looking elfdyke Sera from Inquisition. Atrocious, ugly, greasy, reprehensible not just from a preference view but from an objective modelling or aesthetic view (face bones and texture looked melted(. However, SJWs praised her as being realistic and beautiful.

do they not realize its possible to make a character "not traditionally pretty" or whatever without just slapping your dick against the modeling program?

These AAA developers just keep getting worse and worse. It's getting weird just how bad they are becoming. Where does the money go? Don't these people go to school for anything any more(modeling, animation, coding, etc)? How are they this terrible?

advertising, it's easy to sell a half baked game to normalfags and casuals so they just market the fuck out of these games to net pre-orders. i'm certain lots of AAA titles make their profit in pre-orders before the games are even on shelves

Corruption and office politics are insidious things. It doesn't take much to sour the mood and make people want to work less unless they have a clear shot at moving to a better position. It gets worse when you consider most of these people probably weren't hired for their skills but for skin color, gender or connections, and the ones that actually have skills are not going to put in the effort to make up for what the other fuckers do.

God I fucking hate Bioware

Why does the nigger have a turd on its head?

cuz bioware can't model for shit

Does anyone have that fucking ancient mentos joke video from the SWTOR beta? Couldn't find it on youtube.
useful to demonstrate how little they've improved

EA studios probably have crazy high turnover rates, they get kids in to work for cheap and treat them like shit until they quit (or die). That, or they outsource a lot to asian shithole asset/animation farms.

jesus fucking christ

I still don't understand why there would be human criminals in this new universe. I thought all the humans came over together on a single sleeper ship.

logically, human settlements just created crime as things developed because its inevitable, as new population grows some would get the short end of the stick in many situations and turn to crime to make up for that

i doubt bioware thought it out that well of course

That would make sense if the game was set a generation or two after the ships arrived, but I was under the impression that wasn't the case. I thought you were pretty much fresh off the ship and looking for new planets to settle.

I think the ships work like cities. Kinda like Omega station in me2.

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Totally not a 4cuck leak around here guys, no sir.

That doesn't really make a whole lot of sense. I thought they had suspended animation in the Mass Effect universe - why would you want to risk a societal collapse by sending an active population through space, instead of a couple hundred thousand sleeping people?

And yet the series has such great track record with things that make sense

The ships probably unfroze in different times. Say, 20 years before the mc's ship this one went off.

I guarantee all of you are thinking about this way more deeply than any of bioware's remaining writing staff did.

That would imply that bioware gave it any thought at all.

The thing that really doesn't make sense is that intergalactic FTL isn't possible given the way mass effect cores work. Even if we assume they have all the fuel they'd need for the trip, mass effect drives still need to discharge the static they accumulate into nebulae or planetary atmosphere. They also need to cool off their heatsinks. If they don't they break down or explode. They don't have anywhere in dark space between galaxies to do this.

If ME:A took place hundreds of years after ME3, when all of the Council species had time to reverse engineer the advanced mass effect drives of the destroyed Reapers, maybe something like intergalactic travel would start to be remotely possible. ME:A just throws everything out so that the franchise can move away from the shitshow that was ME3 and also revive their cash cow.

So to make a new Mass Effect they got rid of the mass effect. Got it.

I wish I was surprised

The Illusive Man must've been watching a ton of anime between ME2 and 3 for all the cyborg ninjas to show up out of literally nowhere.

Anyway, this looks like shit, the character designs are cucked all to fuck. I mean, seriously, you don't have to make all your female characters supermodels but do they have to be gross melty faced niggers? Like, fuck man, I understand wanting to have realistic looking people in your stuff but that's not a realistic looking person. Those are exceptionally ugly people, like you'd recoil a little if you walked past them on the street kind of ugly.

Also, we're getting another tough independent womyn crime boss who everybody fears? One of my least liked characters in ME2 and 3 was Aria because she was such a fucking piece of garbage.

You couldn't even set her sailing downriver in either game. You're forced to bow your knee to this stupid cunt through both games.

The whole fucking premise of this game doesn't make any sense. It's Bioware pulling some stupid shit out of their ass because they can't admit that they fucked the ending to ME3 so bad that it requires jumping to an entirely different universe that was just written out of nowhere. Expect a lot of retarded holes that make no sense because the only writers left at Bioware are shitheads and cucks to the nth degree, even worse than their old staff. And any actual benefits that could be associated with this decision wasn't included because Bioware's incompetent.

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You what? Those are people? Nigger, you're no nigger of mine.

That's because these games aren't about the player anymore, they're about showcasing the writer's favorite DMPC.

The kind of shit they're pulling out of their ass to make ME:A possible is astounding. All this technology that would be extremely advanced in the ME1-3 timeline is just suddenly available and feasible and has been integrated into these massive ark ships that house tens of thousands of people and somehow these ships have mass effect drives powerful enough to get everyone to a completely different galaxy and oh there's no mention of anything making any of this possible in the original games.

They just really want to pretend that ME2 & 3 never happened, and that ME1 only exists to introduce the setting.

And don't get me started on the stupidity of calling the ships arks but not mixing the populations so that one catastrophic failure or accident won't knock an entire species out of the expedition. Noah's Ark had every species on it. So should these arks. Why would they name them arks but ignore the reference?

Exactly. The games have completely severed their connection to Earth and real human culture and history at this point. There's no reason WHY we should have to be a human, except that they racially segregated the arks, which they're most likely going to show as some great moral evil.

Without the Reapers noticing.

My concern is that maybe Bioware doesn't actually realize how bad ME3 was, and that the new locale doesn't have anything to do with starting over. Part of me wonders if they're actually sending us to a new galaxy so they can shove a hamfisted multi-culti, pro-refugee, anti-borders plotline down our throats.

The absolutely are. "We're the aliens!"

after seeing all this shit, it's obvious that they don't realize or care at all, ME:A is just milking last bucks before killing ME universe

Most likley because they believe that it's a social construct and not real.
Every single complain that you'll throw at them will be met with some SJ bullshit explenation or similar taht ignores even the most basic logical principle.

So what will they finally deliver the killing blow with; a failed MMO, a failed movie or a facebook-tier microtransaction machine?

It's not like they'll keep it dead, anyway. They'll just wait a generation or so and then "reboot" it while releasing "remastered" versions in the interim.

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It's just a soft reboot

Soft reboots are all the rage now because people dislike remakes but if you just set a brand new story but include references to the old one it makes people less angry.

I really doubt ME: A is a "last attempt" in Bioware's eyes. I think they're completely hoping it is successful so they can make a new Mass Effect trilogy. I'm pretty certain that's the plan with the game and that's why EA funded it.

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Hmmm…

Cornrows. And she looks more like a mulatto.

Because she didn't get her weave. Also very likely the reason she enriched the new galaxy with her African cultural heritage when she defected.

That's what luke did in episode 6 so maybe they were going for that? I have no idea man.

I like Sera. If you roleplay as a manipulative rich bastard/bitch who uses her as a pet, it's great. You can game the system if you're careful and you end up with making her a total hypocrite for sticking with you during the entire time.

I'm gonna call bullshit on that, user.

I suggest you go see an expert, you might have been bitten by a tumblrtard and got whatever disease they suffer from.

No, it really is a poor attempt to emulate that scene, but since BioWare have always been incompetent they can't animate for shit.

Just a reminder that EA sunk $300 millions into this project.

this isn't cuckchan

Are you being purposely retarded or are you a Holla Forums faggot? The videos are obviously from the TORtanic threads.

Then again, you're a reddit reject so how would you know about them?

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Who gives a shit?

Bioware a shit.
Mass Effect a shit.
EA a shit.
OP a fag.

pls stop with the false flag bullshit nigger.

Here's your upboat.

Except nobody is making fun of the game. It's just anons preaching to the choir and once the game releases you can bet your tight virgin butthole that we'll have a couple of "IT'S NOT ACTUALLY THAT BAD GOYS xD" threads.

Lets make fun of you instead

It's not my fault you're a fucking idiot.

This is going to be Bioware's last game
They're getting killed and surviving assets rolled into a new studio with a few other devs EA plans on offing

I can only see Rush Hour when I see someone get disarmed like this.

Yea because as we all know Holla Forumstards are super stoic about bait and would never ever bump an obvious AAA shitshow shill thread.

Why do they all look like children?

Maxis among others, which still hurts.

But yeah, any idiot can tell this is BioWare's last "hurrah". EA has really cut down on the marketing budget, likely on the development budget as well, they've shut down their forums, there is no one working at BioWare anymore with any sort of talent or experience, their writers are all tumblr rejects and leftist faggots, and the animation and graphic quality speak for themselves.

EA is reassuring everyone there won't be layoffs, but I can't see how that is possible, since I don't think their new Frankenstein studio is going to do anything but keep TOR on life support.

By the way, DA:I had 2 or 3 major DLC campaigns now. Did anybody hear about this? Hell no. Zero marketing as far as I know.

We must make sure to make this game a flop. When talking to normalfags, always say bad thinks about the game.

Would you also like me to bring about world peace while I'm at it?

Maybe it's an ingenius plan on behalf of EA to single out all the unsavory human assets at their disposal. Everyone who is willing to work at Bioware for an extended perior of time is unsalvageable trash.

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Which is, in itself, a warning sign. As a general rule of thumb people don't loudly declare that there's no need to panic if no situation exists in which panicking might be warranted.

To be fair, they don't really need to introduce the andromeda galaxy

DA:I flopped already. I don't think anyone but the most diehard biodrone gives much of a shit about ME4. Just look up articles by game journalists, their quantity and tone are a good indication of the general hype (real or manufactured) surrounding a game. No one cares about BioWare or what they're doing.

They could just fire them, unless they have contractual obligations forcing them to keep paying them.

Pretty much. You either have to be a completely untalented hack that can't find work anyplace else or such a Marxist fanatic you fight right in with the poisonous corporate culture they've built for themselves.

It's not the first time EA rolled up a bunch of developers into EA [insert generic term here] and then fired most of the workforce. This isn't even them rebranding a single developer, they're just smashing together all the loose bits and moribund, hollow husks still limping along after they've had their way with them and… well, I honestly have no fucking idea what they plan to do with them.

lol it's da same fukkn engine and assets isn't it?

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Aren't they in another galaxy? Why are the same races from the first galaxy already there?

Seems that way. It just looks like DA: I in space.

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We had female Turians since Mass 3.
They are leaner, have eye-lashes and lack the head-ridge completely. Not great but I guess it could be worse. The eye-lashes kinda bum me. It feels forced and doesn't make sense since they don't seem to have hair or anything similar anywhere else.

Fun-fact: in Mass 2 Garrus romance he says that he'd compliment Shep's head ridge. It kinda tells that Bioware lacks completely the will and proficiency to keep track of their own lore consistency.

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I never said we hadn't?

I suggest you to read the whole post.

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You should have sent that to Clinton during the election. Jesus Christ I feel like I almost had a seizure.

What kind of an unprofessional, childish environment must this company be for this kind of immature behavior to even be considered, let alone made real? He must have walked in on his girlfriend fucking a white guy once. He hates white people so much he can't even put a lid on it at his fucking job.

When you use
It kinda implies that the very specific instance you are referring to is the violator of expectations. Since these expectations have been defined with Mass 3, you are implying that the new squaddie in Andromeda is somehow an exception to the standard set by part 3. However, if you had said it at the time we received first official designs of female turians, then it could've been interpreted as "This isn't what one should expect from a design".

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How is he being retarded because he knows that this website allows sounds in webm?

This thread has been made 50x and every single time except the time your dumb ass made it it has had sound.

The only retard here is you

You can go back to 4chan now and enjoy their webms without sound that you save.

Irish and French names. I can't even blame the Jew this time, they're just self-hating white liberals. Bioware needs to die and Manveer needs to be deported.

How do you imbeciles not understand? The webm was made back when TOR was just launched, back on cuckchan, where webms didn't have sound.

Why are you mental cripples this goddamn moronic?

Are you fucking retarded? That clip is from mass effect andromeda. The footage was just released a couple days ago

The original Deus Ex had better facial animation.

Look at and revel in your subhuman stupidity.

my ass has better facial animation

Just look at their Glassdoor page glassdoor.com/Reviews/BioWare-Reviews-E22998.htm

reminder to all the faggots who think we're blowing shit out of our ass.

I still remember all the faggots trying to come up with retarded theories to explain how great ME3 really was, like the indoctrination theorey and other horse shit

You guys can shit on this game all you want, but it was truly a masterpiece, capable of extremely deep immersion and a fantastic plot
Take for example those star child dream sequences, Shepard is attempting to rescue a child over and over again only for her/him to futilely fail, much like how the player can only futilely attempt to skip the sequence. This really helps to make the player feel shepards pain in being unable to do anything remotely successful or fun.

Or like when Thane gets stabbed by a sword, Shepard is once again incapable of helping thane which corresponds with the players pain of being unable to kill the shitty oriental samurai ninja despite firing thousands of bullets into him

I could go on and on, but instead I'll post an attractive asari slut

*A single tear runs down my cheeck*
Bravo

Indoctrination Theory would have been great if it were true. Maybe I'm just weird, but I like stories which have tragic endings, or in which you still lose by some measure - even though you accomplish your goals.

There was another theory behind Shivering Isles for Oblivion, that Haskill was the real Sheogorath - and that your mantling of Sheogorath was really a slow descent into insanity, until you believed that you were the Prince of Madness. That the Champion of Cyrodill, by the end of the game, is just another jibbering lunatic in the asylum.

Or Phantasy Star II, where your entire party is heavily implied to have died in a final struggle against the last remnants of Earthlings - after shutting down the AI control system which would result in the death of 90% of the solar system's population.

Other than the reused alien models, this clip really does look like a cutscene from TORtanic. It's obviously the same modelers. The humans have that TOR look that looks like somebody crossed the Star Wars Rebel cartoon with Dreamworks faces.

Ruined the porn for me
Also isn't this a retcon of that stock image with the purple lady?

Wasn't there a video that went over all the cut concepts for the games? I certainly wouldn't mind an explanation as to what the fuck that Prothian Relic on that backwater planet in 1 was for, it was tracked in 2 as well.

those greasy faces look so fucking ugly

They didn't want to use the Indoctrination Theory because they didn't like the idea of fans coming up with a better story than the writers themselves had.

tbh it all went downhill after 2
They never should have tried to explain the reapers and made the game's finale be a timed game where you're trying to buy time for refugees to get on cyrosleeper ships to non relay systems and actively sacrificing other races to buy more time for X or Y species
don't give a solid why as to the reapers, since if you leave it open the fanbase is going to generate far better ideas than you will

Reapers didn't kill off all nigger animals.

Asari strippers are a crippling weakness of mine. They're great lays, even if they are dirty xenos.

Why the fuck is its stomach hanging over the pants?

I knew there was something "off" about the human faces that bothered me.

Can you be more specific?

He's talking about the relic from here: masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Eletania

The wiki says it has no effect in ME2, although I thought it put the relic in your quarters (as a shiny metallic sphere that ripples when you interact with it)

yes

though biowar became shit the second ea bought them out, the first da expansion was already really low quality and buggy.

exactly, I made it right after the show

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WHAT?!
THIS IS REAL?

I've seen SFM movies with better animation. Tons, in fact.

It is, I pirated DA:I and I regret nothing because that entire game was a shitshow

This cant be real

Oh, that. Yeah, I wish they had explored the idea of the Protheans observing humanity more.
And yes, it shows up in your cabin and doesn't do anything.

Is Advent Rising any gud

This whole thread: "Graphics in games don't matter… until it's BioWare".

I bet if I ask you what your favourite game is you would name something with graphics straight from 'Foodfight!'. Probably one of Fallouts or STALKERs.

The voices sound so fucking bad, it's like they hired kids to do the voice acting.

Look no further than the Qunari for that. In Origins Sten makes it very clear that the Qunari are very strict in roles, both social and gender. Women cannot be warriors or men. Men cannot be teachers or women. That's the Qun, that's law, and it's unbreakable.

In Inquisition shitty homosexual Qunari guy says transsexuals are praised and lifted up in Qunari society and that men who would to be women and women who want to be men are considered their strongest people.

I do.

Sorry I didn't find this sooner. Holy shit. This really hammers home the trash factor.

That was more funny than dramatic. Their animator doesn't understand basic weight and physics. He also can't seem to understand how to animate believable reaction time.

Does anybody have that one Dragon Age Inquisition webm of first meeting Sera? The one where she aims a bow with no string?

It's kinda funny that in ME1 you could literally see Tali's face through her mask in the final cinematic if you took her with you on the last mission. I'm kinda surprised nobody noticed that, it's like I was the only one who took her.

It's about animation. She can't even properly emote, it's all a joke.

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Is this specific sfmporn made by a specific person or are they all made by one group/person?

Asari were the only good thing about Mass Effect overall. I actually did enjoy ME1 for what it was - an RPG paying homage to Star Trek and 80's sci-fi movies, with relatively fun combat and amusing characters. 2 was alright. It tried and failed in a lot of ways, but it was definitely no worse than a 5/10. So very mediocre, but not terrible.

3, even with the lies, marketing deception, and endings aside, was awful. The combat felt too loose and broken. The characters all took 180's in personality and were no longer likable in any way. Your choices from the last two games were completely blown out of the water. The graphics were poor (good large/open scenes, but smaller details and texture resolutions were shit). Animations were even worse. 3 to me killed the series, and 4 will be the nail in the coffin.

As that Youtuber said, if Inquisition was subtitled "The Apology", Andromeda is subtitled "We're Screwed".

Graphics=/=beautiful models.
Games can have poor graphical fidelity, but good visuals, i.e. visuals which are pleasant to look at.
"visuals" is the sum of the models, the colors, the composition and the lighting, but resolution or GPU effects like AA and AO aren't part of the visuals. They're part of "graphics", and while ME:A might have acceptable or even good graphics, the facial models are fubar-tier ugly.
You cum guzzling cock servant.

Yobo is one footfag I believe.

You can see her face in any place that has a strong light source, the color of her armor also mattered.

It's not the footfetish that got me interested in that webm, it's the combination of muscleman/short haired babe and woman being lifted during sex

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You don't pay interns, you feed them, occasionally.

Jesus fucking christ.
How long until people find this shit just unpalatable?

I mean, maybe…just maybe…with the recent bullshit that happened with No Man's Sky people will be unwilling to eat that "You're Just Entitled" bullshit that Bioware/EA will no doubt try to force when people find their game lackluster and bullshit.

You know, I'm not racist or anything but time and time again we keep seeing these "People of Color" these "Diverse individuals" getting put into these positions of control over these creative projects and time and time again the final product looks like ass and is broken and third-rate. The only thing I can really point it to is that they are imitations of things that you would normally see produced in the west.
Rip offs.
The Chinese bootleg. The bollywood rip-off.

It could just be me, I mean….we could finally be seeing the wall being hit here. Where the money just can't get the job done and the AAA game development bubble as we know it is about to burst.

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nah, it was highlight of Geoff's game awards

But BioWare games aren't selling.

Riddle me this, what game did sell more copies? Was it the Witcher 3, a game about a white, heterosexual male that goes around killing shit and fucking bitches in a "realistic" medieval world mostly populated by white people, or DA:I, a game about some random faggot and his merry band of tumblr rejects that go around the medieval, Marxist theme park solving everyone's daddy issues?

I don't think anyone even talked much about inquistion post release, save for a few video series picking the game apart.

The only people still talking about Inquisitions are holdouts from Bioware's social network (mostly circlejerking SJWs and transsexuals) and Wikipedia, which still insists that Inquisition was a fantastic and overwhelmingly successful game. No one else even seems to remember it.

But it had a tranny! And the pig-faced lesbian elf!

Surely the primary audience of games wants to spend their money on that. Is there even rule34 for that game?

Even if it wasn't the Cisquisition, the gameplay was MMO-tier endless fetch quests. GOOD GAME BIOWARE, GREAT JOB

andromeda will be same.
they just replaced camps with mining beacons and horse with nomad vehicle

I wouldn't call that a tranny. It's just a chick that calls herself a dude for some heroic shit reasons.
Now, Dragon Age actually has trannies in comics and books, but doesn't put them in the games for some reason.

Speaking of that, I don't recall Watchdogs 2 threads popping up upon release either. Least not here.

Wikipedia also insists the Holocaust happened and that niggers are humans. We know that both are wrong, so I'm kinda doubting the validity of their conclusions on most other stuff.

Yes! And as we know both are exactly the kind of thing the core audience, white, heterosexual men, are drawn towards. Good on you BioWare, you know your audience well.

I mean, it fucking boggles my mind, it truly does, how these developers seem unable to grasp who their primary audience is and to whom they should pander towards. Do they really think there is this massive, untapped audience of faggots, trannies and minorities out there just waiting for someone to release a cRPG "tailored" to their tastes?

That's exactly a tranny.

I remember that. Didn't she fuck Varick or something?

If anything, it looks like chocolate frosting

The game is so godawful you can't even make fun of it.

The days of Wikipedia as a valid and academic information repository are long, long gone.

I think so. I skimmed the comics myself, but they were even worse than the writing in CisQuisition. They were some of the worst comics I've read in my entire life, and I've read a lot of comics.

At least they accurately depicted that hamplanets have no discernible gender

…fuck, that bad? Thought the silence here was due to the whole "bad press is good press" thing. Not that I intended to so much as pirate it. Just expected a whole breakdown list of things wrong with it (mainly, a summary of the plot). I heard some uncensored vagina slipped by early on but that's it.

at least they dont use pronouns!

I find it's better to distinguish between "graphical fidelity" (models' polygon count in, texture resolution, etc.), "art design" (aesthetic quality of the models and textures), and "effects" (SSAO, anti-aliasing, etc.). Otherwise you risk conflating too many different things.

Not just vagina, but also penises.

Truth of the matter is that no one really talks about it because the game is just bad in every way. It's not even bad in a funny way like Inquisition, it's just shit. Also, it didn't sell all that well, and no one else is even talking about it or Mafia 3 anymore.

lol, this one's pretty realistic. A lot of unfuckable faces in that one vid.

Disney made me understand just how underrated Lucas really was. At least the Prequels were fucking watchable, at least the EU books had a few gems here and there, at least EA didn't have exclusive rights to the games.

Jews really shit up everything.

Good thing that BioWare fails at all three then.

Ok guys here is the big question…along with all of this political MUH GENDERS and other shit they like to try to push into these games and media these days…

How come the suits aren't asking the questions that suits normally ask here? Why are they not seeing the falling sales and asking the questions of "What does our company look like to people? What is our image? Why are they avoiding our products?"

Can they really still be blaming piracy?

Wendig's a psychopath of a liberal for sure. His Twitter consists of him spouting conspiracy theories about Trump and saying "fuck you", sometimes in all caps, to anyone who disagrees with or questions him on anything he says, all while he pushes hipsterism, hip lingo, and progressive agendas through his books.

Thank fuck they've received poor reviews from critics and absolute shit from fans. The Star Wars fandom isn't so open to your hamfisted leftist agenda pushing, you shitsmeared fatass..

They've been duped into thinking that the incredibly loud and violent feminist/leftist/progressive minority is the overt majority and a profit goldmine.

They either got some very lazy military guy (or poorly directed one) or choreographed it by imitating some shit movie. How are you even going to actually disarm someone without actually, you know, pulling the gun towards you.

Some companies probably are and will change course soon, some companies however are just propaganda machines where profit isnt a priority

It comes down to management. There are a lot of SJWs in management now, because managers are useless parasites that get ahead by promoting their friends and being promoted in return, rather than being useful. And they're the ones who inform the shareholders. So if a manager says that a game flopped because, say, it was released at the wrong time–when the reality is that it flopped because of SJW shit–the shareholders (or at least most of them) will probably never know the real story. It's the worst of both worlds; both groups lie to each other because they're acting in their own self-interest, but their interests are mutually exclusive–and either way, gamers get fucked by shit products.

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What kind of facial "animation" is that? Or actually the lack of it. She was disarming someone, the face don't act like that.

No matter how i look at it, it looks more like he let go of the gun when she touched it rather than actually being disarmed

No, there are many levels above the management that would be dealing with people. the C-levels (CEO, CIO, CEIEIOOO) they're the ones who have to talk to share holders.
And here's the thing…if it keeps plummeting how can they keep up with that excuse?
The numbers don't lie.
Share holders will fucking flee when shit keeps dropping.

I just don't get it.

same as currythunder he has approval of higher ups

Because you're not thinking like a Jew. They're perfectly willing to take a hit with profits if it means pushing propaganda.

I demand proof. Not because I disbelieve you, I want to gloat.

Well, C-levels are management, but yeah, they're mostly not SJWs yet. But they must be humoring the SJW middle-managers (and below) that work under them; it's the only explanation.

why are they getting worse?

No this is true. You don't NEED to cater and pander to any given demographic if you produce a product that everyone will enjoy. Question is, can that be done when you're bending over backwards and breaking yourself just for the sake of virtue signalling how DIVERSE AND INCLUSIVE you are?
I'm pretty sure that by now most people are getting put-off by all of that shit. Even normalfags are starting to not like it because it always seems like a smoke-screen for sub-par products.
Which should be really troubling to these people that push these ideologies.

Its a wonder why the whole lot isn't fucking fired then. If I had a good chunk of voting shares of a company and I kept watching this investment of mine go down the toilet I would be calling for the heads of all these managers because they're clearly incompetent.
Maybe they're in such a shit position that nobody holds on to the stock of the company like that. Maybe its all bought and sold near instantly like they're some sort of shitty penny-stock company.

My guess is that they keep filling their departments with low wage low skilled labor.
In other words, H-1B visa workers. Consultants from India.
Don't get me wrong, some of these guys can be really good at what they do but the vast majority have their resumes made for them and are basically made to lie about previous experience.
This is part of the reason why tech companies will put you through several rounds of interviews.
So first you get a phone-call interview type of thing. Then next you will either be made to do a skype interview (if you don't live near the office building) and then finally a face to face.
They do this so they can spot the liars along the way. Sometimes people do get to squeak through with some basic knowledge though.

Anyway, i'm ranting.
But yeah, what you're seeing is low-lage low-skill labor there. Either fresh out of college or fresh off the boat.

Well, they realized the money maker was the advertising; even if the game itself is crap people will justify to themselves after they already bought it, and once the sale goes through the customer is stuck with a shitty half assed product.

Last year I would have agreed with you.
But the things we've seen with No Man's Sky and Ghostbusters leads me to believe that the normalfag majority is finally pushing back against the abuse.

These aren't H1Bs, these are CompSci and GameDev students fresh out of uni. The games industry is a fucking meat grinder and management does nothing but turn the handle. The result is shitty, flavourless AAA gruel and a steady line of burnt out "game devs" with one AAA cycle on their CVs leaving for greener pastures.

More like a reverse trap or a crossdresser. Trannies modify themselves to look closer to their goal.

I threw up from both ends.

It bugs me how it takes Shepards entire squad to kill one cyborg ninja. If that's the case, wouldn't making strike squads of cyborg ninjas instead of shitty shepard adventures make more sense?

You know what this all reminds me of?

She looks like a female fucking Spurdo when she disarms the gun.

They're NPCs user. They have no opinions of their own.

Michael Jordan's Career as a Council Woman was one of the greatest of all god damn time.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT FUCK BIOWARE THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS YOU CAN'T DISARM PEOPLE THAT FUCKING EASILY I MEAN XIR'S GODDAMN FACE DOESN'T MOVE THERE'S NO STRUGGLE NOTHING I RAGE AT NOTHING FOR I AM RAGE INCARNATE

Haha, you seem a bit cranky today

If we're entirely honest, removing Bioware dialogue is an improvement.

that is really bad

Holy fuck
I just want to break all this shit down frame by frame because you can't take it all on one viewing.
First, the guy straight up walks himself into melee range and just waits to be disarmed by stronk soldier girl. Then, she goes to pull the gun DOWN, instead of AWAY from her, which is good way of getting shot in the gut. As soon as she makes a move to do this, the guard just takes his hand off the gun instead of fighting back or immediately shooting her in the throat. The gun goes off-screen for a bit, which looks like they're so shit they couldn't even animate her grabbing it. Her face doesn't even change expression while this is all happening, even though it's close up and directly in the center of the screen and every viewer will be looking right at it the whole time.

This is equally monstrous. The dude runs right up the assassin and just stops, completely stopping all his momentum. He then goes for a really slow, obvious LOW kick, which the assassin tries to block with a HIGH guard, for whatever fucking reason. The guy's kick to the groin somehow sends the assassin's upper body flying over the dresser, through the open window and about a meter out the other side. The man then does a fucking Sims turn and walk.

How do animators with no sense of physics keep their fucking jobs? I've seen bargain bin titty anime with more coherent animation than this.

Even if someone argues that "it's still in development, they're going to fix it!", who thought that was okay to show to the public?

Don't forget it takes several seconds for the assassin to notice the man running full-tilt up to him. When he does notice, he does this robotic turn, as if they just put "rotate 90 degrees" to his model in code.

You forgot the part where everyone has personal shields and the two krogans that could've easily turned her to minced meat before she gets anywhere close to dropping her shields.

That's just fantastic. It's like some really inept puppet show with bad voice work.

Don't forget the expressionless shock as he walks into the room, the plastic beard, the extremely awkward run, and the fact that when facing an armed assassin, he doesn't reach for his weapon.

Didn't they drop that after the first game?

Yeah, I'm good with poorly photoshopped human Tali. I'd take that over burned cat and ayylmao cyber nigger. They should have just made her race space cats or something, I'd take furshit over that nonsense any day of the week.

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Don't forget this fucking scene.

That's what happens when you put anti-gun people in charge of the animation of a gunfight sequence. They have no idea of how it works.
This reminds me of that Polygon video with one of their professional bloggers who was "literally shaking" while holding a 3D weapon in a VR environment. He even got scared of the sfx of the shot.

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what's the fucking fun of writing different races if they all just act like hippies and everyone gets along? isn't it more fun to have some in game tension between characters from other races because they hail from different societies and have different mannerisms because of it?

then you could have characters actually have tension between them, or they could learn to be friends or the player as the leader could reprimand them for not working together properly while under their orders. or you could just go with this BK-kids club bullshit

But user, that's literally the same as promoting racism! They can't have racial conflict, it'll make people uncomfortable.

That's it. There's clearly no one on the team who knows anything about guns or gun safety nor will actually do 2 seconds of research on practical gun handling. There's cheesy Hollywood flicks that do this better.

you don't have to be racist to make racist characters is what bioware doesn't seem to get

Exactly. Given how Bioware Edmonton is run (check the screencap of a Glassdoor review from a former employee or the link I posted earlier), it wouldn't surprise me that they only hire people who share the same ideas as them.

To be honest I didn't mind the look of the elf chick. I never played the game but something about her face makes her seem really trashy.
She's not the type of girl you'd date but the type of girl that would probably let you put it in her ass behind a seldom played arcade game at chuck-e-cheese.

Who has that screencap of that Tumblr girl with the DA:I elf face?
I have some moths

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I'm still pretty sure she got botox on those things.

Yeah see…and I bet she'd suck your cock nice after a couple of beers.
Basically what i'm saying is that she's made to look like the type of trash you might find at a convention and if you have a room in the hotel the convention is being held at she'll give you a quick suck and fuck if you compliment her costume.

thank

fuck you kiddo I'm putting it in my mouth and pulling the goddamn trigger

Just compare it to No Man's Sky. The whole exploring the universe shit is too similar to NMS and should drive many normalfags away after being cheated once.

Botox doesn't change the tissue volume, it only softens wrinkles by paralyzing muscle fibers. You are talking silicone injections.

this whole fucking video

not even 5 seconds in and it's already shit

Well keep going Mileena user.

Why ask the question when you know the answer?

No, she just has that half-open fishmouth thing. Carl the Cuck, the woman next to him and Big Red have the same look.

Oh, I have more.

At this point we have to start looking into the possibilities that there are genetic markers that would increase the chances of being that way.
There has to be a common thread there that can be followed to see exactly what might make someone into an SJW type.
I don't even mean just by guzzling and regurgitating that specific ideology but being able to be so absorbed by any ideology even to the point of fighting against one's own best/self interests.
Or at least what SHOULD be their best/self interests. There has to be some reward/payoff for them in some way for them to continue this behavior.

Walters really shit on the asari in ME3. Personally I think he was pissed people didn't like his blue waifu as much he did, so he burned the whole thing down. Could also be that he felt that the pulp sci-fi "sexy blue alien" trope didn't go with Bioware's progressing SJW-ification, so he tore them down as an apology. There was a lot of lore to the asari that was hinted at, just beneath the surface, and ME3 ruined it all by involving them with the protheans. It hurt me quite a bit, because I'm a lore autist, so I had lots of theories them in my head.

asari were low tier to begin with, who cares

Didn't stop the porn.
And besides that…that Prothean was talking about eating them every now and then.

I think mostly they wanted to capitalize on the ANCIENT ALIENS craze/memes.

What they have is, not enough time, incompetent animators and general lack of direction.
They have had all three of those aspects in spades since at least mass effect 2.

WHY ARE ALL THEIR CHARACTERS SO FUCKING UGLY

Everything about this is just so fucking dumb. The way she disarms the guy is bad enough, but what the fuck is it with the dialog?

If you want to sell a game to self-loathing tumblrites in denial, you can't have attractive characters. That would remind them of how hideous they are.

Definitely not Bioware. When they had dreadnaught-class starships inatmo at the start of ME3 I instantly knew I was going to be in for the shitshow ride of a lifetime.

All that work making a semi-coherent setting down the drain. ME2 broke it for me because they changed how guns worked.

there isn t even foot fetish here

it will be so much fun when anita will lose her shit after seeing all the porn that will be made using her character (and so her face)

This. The thermal clip system would have been as a nice add-on to immediately force weapon cooling or to enhance the number of shots before the weapon absolutely had to cool the fuck down, but instead of near-limitless shooty that we got in the first game, the second game had completely arbitrary fucking ammo limitations and it's apparently impossible to have like a case of the fuckers on hand.

you know my biggest deal with the ammunition system from 2 is how they tried to fucking justify it in universe, and for me that was the hardest fucking thing to believe in that game.
If they just had it be that way and it was never addressed I could gloss right over it, but they had to put in some lore just to say how the entire universe made an entirely inefficient new way to run all firearms ever and conveniently got rid of all previous guns that did not run on this new inferior system.

That doesn't look like Sarky at all.

I'm laughing twice as much now

Yeahp. The reason why is because ammo systems and reloading is what the COD audience are used to so we gotta make these heat-sink "clips" that you apparently can't recycle.
The in-unverse lore for it I didn't really mind but the thing is that it quickly becomes more of a limitation than anything else. So it would have been good if they made the heat-clip system seem like an advantage…but they didn't.
The right way would have been to start you off with a weapon without that heatclip system and then let you get something new that used it. And the new heat-clip guns would be faster than needing to wait for your original gun to cool down at any time.
But they didn't do that because they didn't think that far ahead. Because they know the audience targeted for ME2 wouldn't have played ME1 and wouldn't fucking care.

I have been saying this on all ME threads that have been popping up lately and the simple truth is that ME2 is a reboot.
ME2 is a complete reboot of the series, a "soft reboot" in the way that Star Wars 7 or Jurassic World are soft reboots.
You can play ME2 and ME3 and not have to worry about what happened with one. In all reality pretty much nothing that happened in 1 really matters to the universe made in ME2 and ME3.
ME2 comes around and all sorts of lore is rewritten (Cerberus), character motovations are reset, and you are arbitrarily made to start from zero again.
I could go into more detail but fuck it all.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh man i didn't see it at first!

there's still Morrigan, user

ME2 really was a soft reboot, looking back.

This.

more morrigan porn
also who win ? morrigan or leliana in porn

Andromeda is effectively a second soft reboot. Look at all the shit happening that doesn't make sense, just so they can tell another Mass Effect story free of the influence of 2 and 3.

don't forget you're slammed with the problem of the first game of where the people in power don't acknowledge the reapers.
OH! And let us also not forget that the motivations for the reapers are re-written and their methods changed up too.
Now suddenly they do this purge but they make sure to save one exceptional species as a giant DNA goo-tank thing inside a reaper ship? And they build this thing in the galaxy itself in a horribly dangerous location? NONE of that was going to happen in the first game. They were just coming to purge all life…like a guy mows a lawn.

But I guess they had to have the reapers in there SOMEWHERE because this is a reboot and the reapers got to be the focal point of the last game so you got to set them up, again, in this reboot of a game.

if ME2 weren't a reboot there would be no reason to have the collectors nor to reintroduce the Geth.
Here is what you do:
Replace the collectors with the Geth.
Geth's aren't trying to capture humans they're just running skirmish attacks to destroy those outer-band colonies and testing some weapons that eradicate biological life.
They are doing this to continue on the work that their god, the Reaper, was supposed to do.
Remember, it was set up in 1 that the Geth were pretty much worshipping the Reaper and it was the reason why they came out of hiding.

But no, this is a reboot. And now you can't have all the geth be evil..nonono…only HALF of them are because I guess that half decides to use floats instead of doubles for their variables.

Yeah.
Honestly though, there is nothing inherently wrong with that.
The ME universe would be so big that they don't need to go to another galaxy. They could have just told stories from different people. No need to focus on Shepard or the reapers or any of that all too fucking much.
But all these writers are hacks and frauds and they don't know how to craft anything coherently within universe without having to connect it to something from the previous title.

ME Andromeda just stinks of someone pitching an idea for a game that they probably came up with after watching Trigun and then someone else said "GREAT! MAKE IT A MASS EFFECT GAME IT WILL SELL LIKE HOTCAKES!"

Holy shit is he fucking her or debating the terms and conditions of the relationship?

At a certain point I have to wonder if this hyper-consent thing isn't someone's female-domination fetish having gone waaaayyy out of hand.
It is nearly always the man who is told he has to jump through all these loops which is basically amounting to begging for pussy.
At any time the girl should be able to stop you and leave and that's basically an orgasm denial fetish too.

Just…all very very creepy to me.
It also smacks of autism. Autists, in my experience, don't really understand human body language or tone ques nor do they have any capability of "reading between the lines" so to speak. So you have to usually say things to them flat and outright.

Thirdly, perhaps its all an evil plot by the joos to make white people (the only ones who would be dumb enough to even go through with this shit) stop breeding because asking a bunch of fucking questions about being allowed to fuck would make panties dry up every single time.

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All of these are true, and all of these are part of the reason sells on games (specifically pre-orders) are an all time low.

Its like garbage I cant stop watching

fucking FOW would probably still be an easy wank

Is that voice actor a man or a woman?

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That was better than the shit you saw in Origins (every intimate scene in DA was awkward as fuck, and the shitty song only made it worse).

Still less awkward than any Bioware sex scene.

There were lots more ME stories that could have been told in the Milky Way. Most of the galaxy is uncharted. Most mass relays are deactivated, or not known about. Whenever Bioware wanted to tell a new story, all they would have to do is have someone activate a dormant mass relay, and suddenly there would be new stuff to do and new places to go. The plot wouldn't even have to be about the Reapers, though they could drop little hints about the Reapers having been that way to exterminate a previous cycle if they wanted to.

Unfortunately, the colorful space magic explosions ruined all of that. Unless they were going to make a game about the Krogan Rebellions, or the First Contact War, or the Mourning War, they'd have to exclude a human protagonist, and Bioware for some reason just doesn't want to do a non-human protagonist for Mass Effect.

Oh, one of their animators did an okay job at a Morrigan animation. Has a bit of clipping though, which is annoying and makes you wonder if some animators ever look at their work.

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this is fucking hilarious! its b movie tier acting but animated by a aaa video game studio for lods e mone. why would you do this?
everything has to be "real" for them huh? but not the right kind of real.
im super amused right now! please let the whole game be like this.

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i dont want them to polish it. that probably means that it will get polished because i only exist to be disappointed.

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Well there you have it. Bioware are intent on polishing a turd.

I'm also surprised no one mentioned the terrible dialogue. It's pretty obvious their main writer bailed.

You tell your goon to kill someone, he loses, then you're held at gunpoint and your best argument is to tell them to leave?

Even biodrones are getting nervous…

They should have gone with the "Asari are giant space bugs/slugs manipulating everyone's perception of them "

plus

That's the real shame, they constructed a fairly tight, semi-plausible world that players could actually believe
The writing of the first game was god awful, but there was some potential for the setting, then it got thrown out

Speaking of the Reaper threat, why the fuck IS it that the council species don't seem to give much of a fuck about them - despite almost getting their shit completely pushed in by a SINGLE reaper. Even the human delegate doesn't give much of a fuck, because he's too busy sucking the assholes of the council species. How is that in the least bit believable that they'd just forget and minimize the threat so readily the moment they're not actively being genocided.

Wouldn't it have been far more believable to have the Council Species working their hardest and coming together like never before to implement some reasonably sound counter-measure that - in the context of the larger story, is fundamentally flawed, but which they are convinced of it's success because they still don't really understand what they're dealing with… only the power with which it controls. Politics could destroy the nuanced understanding of the threat which would undermine their efforts… it wouldn't erase their foresight and make them completely ignore the threat.

But no - instead it's right back to politics as usual, and the only time any real push for a unified effort to fight off the reapers is presented is MID-FUCKING INVASION… at which point you're sent all across the galaxy doing last minute diplomacy for all the species to get everyone on the same side. Meanwhile the council species are all stupidly crying about how short sighted they were and how Shepard was right all along, if they had only listened!

Can't be certain, but I think that was their way of stonewalling a diplomatic resolution. Gang leader boy is a little bitch but he might have something the MC needs/could order his gang to disband and go back to the mothership (or something equally plot-oriented). His goons start waving guns about, and for the talky-talk ending and resolution the MC was just supposed to sit back and take it. Since the MC shows some proactiveness and waves the gun right back at the kid's face, the kid throws a tantrum and tells them to fuck off.

Never mind that this shit doesn't make ANY sense at all.

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I wish BioWare could write again.
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Not even just in the Milky Way itself, but we're orbited by smaller dwarf galaxies that are close enough to be believably explored given ME's technology levels +200 years of R&D… making the mixing of old and new races much more natural feeling.

That was one of the really cool things about Infinite Space on the DS. The game started off in the SMC where you basically get thrown from conflict to conflict between regional powers - until a force from the Milky Way invades and fucks shit completely up - at which point you have to flee to the LMC and set up a coalition of larger powers to try to stop the invasion. The big difference was that all of the races were human, but most of them also had small - but pronounced differences in physical characteristics due to having their populations isolated for so long across the distance of space.

Andromeda is basically like the "In SPACE!" sequel to a game which is already set in space.

plot reset
I'm pretty sure they point out in the first game that once the citadel mass relay is disabled the Reapers can't return without making a several century or millennia journey back to the galaxy

Not to mention the whole reaper invasion was silly with them walking around on the planet surface rather than going straight for the citadel and shutting down all Mass Relays in the galaxy, which is what they normally do

The answer to all of that is how I stated before:
ME2 is a reboot.
To have this work you need the reaper threat to be the same as it was in ME1, so what do you do?
Well, you make the council look like complete fucking morons for not caring about the "reapers" and furthermore they don't acknowledge the clear threat of the collectors either.
Just like in 1, it is up to Shepard to fight the real threat.
You may say "Well wait, what about cerberus?" what ABOUT Cerberus? They're rebooted too.
They go from some shitty little splinter xenophobic para-military organization to some sort of organization that's pretty much its own galactic power. Having a huge network and employing people (humans really) all out in the fucking open.

Basically all Cerberus' rewrite exists to do is to give Shepard an in-universe excuse to go back to zero and still have resources to fly around and do the same shit he was doing as a specter.
By the way, specter status? Doesn't mean dick, apparently. It wasn't like Shepard was ever branded a criminal for anything he was doing.

I always felt like Mass Effect should have just been a series of games with self contained plots that had Shepard as the one consistent element tying them together.

ME1 had you stop a galactic supership from harvesting all life in the galaxy

ME2 could have had you stop the collectors from collecting

ME3 could have not existed because everything in it sucks

ME4 could have had Shepard leading a new splinter group out into deep space for exploration and shit.

I think the series would have done even better if you played as different characters with different plotlines in each game, with the only constant being the setting. I sort of imagine it being something like individual stories in one of those "best-of sci-fi" collections.

That could have worked as well. ME1 can be Shepard, 2 could have us playing as a Cerberus operative from the get-go, or at the very least someone who isn't Shepard because Shepard spent about a third of his free time in the first game killing Cerberus.

ME3 could have not existed because everything in it sucks.

Yup, that's pretty much what I was thinking. They didn't even need to continue the Reaper story, because Reapers were an ancient unknowable evil that operate on a scale of time that's unfathomable to mere mortals like us. It would have been good enough for Bioware to end that plotline in the same way Lovecraft ended some of his stories: allow the protagonist to defeat the ancient evil in the short-term, but never remove the overall threat. Then, move on to the next story with the next unimaginable space secret.

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Reminds me of the same situation with Dragon Age 3 with its questionable animation. At least she isn't Leliana being a dark brooding neck snapper.

Also, someone must have the webm for the star wars with the run up and syringe a person QUALITY animation.

Look at the most popular boards.

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Basically the Star Trek series, then?

That would've been a much smarter approach, and would've allowed them much more freedom with the approach to every game.

The original game was already aping Star Trek pretty hard, might as well take it's approach to storytelling as well. Not like they were ever going to let the series actually end with just 3 games, EA doesn't do that, so why not take the smarter approach?

too lazy to make the webm but here it is on youtube

ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING

Literally a character that is worse less than nothing.

that is the opposite of a good reason

Bioware is so shit that not even half of their characters can become r34

And that's a very, very low standard.

I like to think that you have to at least sort of like something in order to jerk off to it. BioWare is capable of creating characters whom you cannot like, at all, in any way. It's fucking incredible.

You have no power over yourself or anyone else.

No need to be that harsh on Sera.
After all, if she wasn't there, people might have actually bought the game.

Funny how history tend to repeat itself.

They never gave a number of sold units, just some vague shit about millions of hours played.

I remember that now. That shit was hilarious. They couldn't boast any numbers except how much time people are wasting on it.

They have an amateur animator, probably a woman or a shitskin, and a toxic workplace full of SJW bullshit where you can't criticize said woman/shitskin without losing your job or being disciplined.

There's probably a ton of fucking white males working at Bioware doing the meaty bits like programming the fucking game, who could have said "Yo hold up, this shit sucks and we need to do better" but didn't. Or did and got reprimanded for it.

A lot of people working for the company just see it as a credit on their resume. Do a year or two, or a game, and move on to somewhere better. Anyone hoping, let alone expecting, Andromeda to be good, is fooling themselves. I've literally seen better writing and dialogue in RPG maker hentai games. I'm a fucking shut in neet with no job or writing experience and I could write plots and storylines in circles around bioware's actual writers.

That's fucking pathetic.

The studio's going to be shot in the back of the head by EA and thrown ontop of the rest of the corpses out back.
But that will be entirely Bioware management's fault, not EA, not their employees, not the public.

user..what is that? It looks like a smaller Stay Puff Marshmallow Man.

First game had a great lore and backstory setup. Absolutely fantastic. Hard sci-fi with only a single macguffin to provide your FTL travel / communication / space magic

They threw out pretty much everything good by the end of the first game, although it was tenuous enough that you could make the argument they didn't - all hopes of hard sci-fi were completely dashed with the second game.

They could have distanced themselves from classic space fantasy tropes like flying cars. Instead they retconned their own lore to such a degree that the codex in Mass Effect 1 might as well have belonged to a completely different universe.

Consider the following:

First game: Eezo is an extremely rare element that allows for gravity manipulation. It's so rare that it's pretty much only used to fuel spaceships and create biotic superweapon soldiers

Second game: Eezo is so commonplace that every car in the galaxy - literally hundreds of trillions of cars - has a bit of Eezo in it to manipulate local spacetime so it can fly. The lore still tries to pretend that it's a rare substance.

The only reason the lore was raped this hard was because flying cars are so cool its in every scifi we can't not have a stupid fucking overdone trope like that in our stupid fucking game!

Seriously I'm fucking SICK AND TIRED OF FUCKING FLYING CARS IN MY GODDAMN FUCKING SCIFI USE A FUCKING HELICOPTER YOU FUCKING COCKMONGLERS STOP BREAKING THE LAWS OF PHYSICS FOR THE STUPIDEST SHIT PEOPLE WOULDN'T EVEN USE FLYING CARS IF THEY ACTUALLY EXISTED BECAUSE THEY'RE FUCKING MULTITON VEHICLES THAT CAN CRASH DUE TO DRIVER INEPTITUDE AND CAUSE DAILY 9/11's EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY OF EVERY YEAR BECAUSE SOME DUMBFUCK THOUGHT HE COULD MAKE IT WITH THE GAS ON E OR HE DECIDED TO SAY FUCK IT TO MAINTENANCE AND THE ANTI GRAVITY GIZMO FAILED SENDING HIM FLYING AT 300 KPH INTO A FUCKING KINDERGARTEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE SO FUCKING RETARDED THAT YOU EVER THOUGHT FLYING CARS WOULD EVER FUNCTION LIKE MODERN DAY TRAFFIC EXCEPT IN THE AIR, FFS YOU EVEN MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THEY FOLLOW FUCKING INVISIBLE SKY ROADS WHEN YOU HAVE THE FREEDOM OF A THIRD DIRECTION OF MOVEMENT AND CAN LITERALLY JUST FLY OVER YOUR STUPID FUCKING FLOATING STOP SIGNS

JESUS FUCKING CHRSIT I WANT TO STARNGLE EVERY SINGLE DUMCUCK WHO THINKS FLYING CARS ARE COOL AND NEED TO BE IN EVER Y GODDAMN SCI FI EVER

Hell, they could've had the cars be hover car or something..but noooo..

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It pisses me off so much that this company is still called Bioware. After making masterpieces like Baldur's Gate, they are reduced to… this.

Holy shit

…and in ME3 the choices you made previously don't matter. Cerberus still gets the human reaper. I wish Cerberus wasn't the big bad enemy.

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That's a really fugging stupid name for a character.

Jesus christ

I'm pretty sure ME1 had flying cars. You didn't ride in them, but they were visible in the Citadel. If I remember correctly, there's a few parked outside the C-sec entrance in the Wards. You can also see them from that Wards overlook nearby.

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