WE ARE ALL DOOMED

WE ARE ALL DOOMED
Doomsday asteroid taller than the Empire State building that could WIPE OUT life on Earth in 2135
Nasa will be unable to defend our planet against a doomsday asteroid that could smash into Earth in 2135, a chilling study has revealed.
Researchers found that it might be impossible to stop the space rock - which is the size of the Empire State building - from careering into Earth next century.
Scientists revealed that even their most advanced technology would prove 'inadequate' for deflecting such a space rock, which has been dubbed Bennu.
The consequences would be 'dire' experts have warned, and the asteroid has sparked fears that it could even wipe out life for good.

THIS IS IT BOYS AND GIRLS

Have sex with your sister, call up that black hooker you've been dreaming about, punch that nosy next door neighbor in the kisser, it's not going to matter one bit

dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5506579/Doomsday-asteroid-WIPE-life-Earth-2135.html

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youtube.com/watch?v=73cWfFEKAfE
space.com/33616-asteroid-bennu-will-not-destroy-earth.html
archive.is/8UGAd
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asteroid_Laser_Ablation
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/101955_Bennu
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/99942_Apophis
dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/661374/Asteroid-99942-Apophis-NASA-earth-space-rock-2036-wipe-out-humanity-Nibiru-end-of-world
skyandtelescope.com/astronomy-resources/astronomy-questions-answers/if-asteroid-99942-apophis-ever-strikes-earth-how-big-would-the-crater-be/
phys.org/news/2017-06-impact-threat-asteroid-apophis.html
geek.com/news/asteroid-will-pass-so-close-to-earth-in-2029-it-will-trigger-asteroid-avalanche-1608037/
measuringpisquaringphi.com/
news.nationalgeographic.com/2015/08/150803-space-nasa-asteroids-comets-nuclear-weapons-defense/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/101955_Bennu)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chelyabinsk_meteor)
dslauretta.com/2016/08/02/what-would-happen-if-asteroid-bennu-were-to-impact-the-earth/
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Doomsday asteroid? Then tell your mom to stop eating dude.

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I'm sure we can build enough nukes to divert it before then

Meh, it was a good run
Fuck your slide thread

A baby born RIGHT NOW would be 117 by the time that thing is expected to hit, so it's fair to say that everyone reading this thread, as well as most people alive today, would already be dead. That being said, Trump's space force would probably be an unstoppable asteroid smashing force by then,

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we have 100 years to make so many of those their volume would be equal to that of the asteroid.

in a hundred years we could build enough nukes to split the planet in half.

hmmmmmm….

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Have sex with your sister, call up that black hooker you've been dreaming about, punch that nosy next door neighbor in the kisser, it's not going to matter one bit

space force is such a gay name
everyone knows it should be space marines

You can keep your despair. We got enough nuclear power to explode this planet into a black hole and the intelligence to land a rocket on a rocking ship at sea. What makes you think we can't hit a baseball?

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dooomed schmooomed
2135 mehhh
Once all negroes return to wakanda and establish their base they will use their floating pyramids to safely land the asteroid then mine it for rare asteroid metals

wow so hard

QUICK

UNITE

STOP HAVING LAWS, BORDERS, PERSONAL POSSESSIONS AND SHIT

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DING DONG BENNU

its just a plot by globalists to establish the one world government, they need a universal threat to unite us.

Isn't Benuu the egyptian phoenix?

Okay, so imagine a doomsday asteroid is heading towards earth and will annihilate all its life unless it is stopped. Man has the technology to nullify it safely before impact. Unfortunately, man can't afford to stop it as he destroyed his economies with Marxism and filled his nations with primitives, resulting in core-crashed, collapsed cities, littered with decay and degeneration. The greatest nations have been rendered invalid, incapable of high-function. New York has become India, and Sydney, Brazil, and so on. Bach and Chopin replaced by Eminem and an illiterate monkey incapable of coherent speech. Opera and amphitheater performances replaced by football and interracial porn. A victim of leftist thought and his own failings, man is forced to watch the giant rock hurtling towards him, blotting out the sun, creating an ominous ambiance. Impotent and helpless, he accepts his fate and recognizes the organic nature of the horrific event. Sirens and screams play a distant tune in the global darkness. Sonic terror cuts through the air. The asteroid hits, its shockwave engulfs the earth. All living matter is atomized and the chaotic destruction is visible lightyears away. Life on earth is erased. Satellites orbit ground zero, serving as a kind of gravestone. Slow fade out.

By that time the Earth will be a post-apocalyptic shithole divided up between humanoid ant people, niggers and Jews. So no, we probably won't be able to.

Better get on with the race war so we can get back to saving the planet with our technological advancements.

Space force is the name of the service. Those who engage in boarding actions in space will be called space marines.

Compared to OP's immense faggotry, this thing is a pebble.

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thanks for the heads up kike but only you and your mud people will be affected.

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>could smash into Earth in 2135

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Don't even care if you're joking. Reported.

Hopefully it lands on non whites.

Is that supposed to provide comfort, or make us not care? Hitler wanted a thousand year Reich. Where is your ambition to build great things? To achieve legendary status, or at least be a part of something that will live on in memory. What is this "whatever, I won't be around" attitude? Where is the will to fight? No one with your outlook has ever done anything worthwhile.

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Tsk

They'll say anything to convince people to give up. No future means not fighting spirit.

I see it more as an attempt to justify space weapon deployment and revise treaties under the guise of preparing for this threat, and potentially other space-based objects.

If anything it could force a new space race if the threat is taken seriously enough.

It;s only 500 meters. The hiroshima bomb annihilated 3 times that diameter, and we have shit that makes hiroshima look like a joke. The article actually says that nukes would just be the best option because the hammer might not work. That's it. This thing is not a threat.

I really hope you're a nigger

So how will THIS be russia's fault?

What do you think those launches in the '50s were about?

You misread what I said. I'm saying even a weak nuke could destroy the asteroid, not that the asteroid would have a tiny explosion if it hit earth

2135
why should I care about it today?

Do you really think 30 nukes, send at it today, that arrives in 50~ years, will not make a big enough divergence in it's trajectory to make it miss in 70~years?

I wish it was happening tomorrow.

1 IN 2700 CHANCE

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Read the fine print you retards.

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I think you might be right about the excuse to build space weapons, but nuking Bennu is both easy to do and maybe a bad idea.

Bennu is a B-type asteroid, which means it's carbonaceous and has an interior with the consistency of a pile of gravel. Hit a 500-meter hunk of that with a small nuke, and it doesn't disappear – it scatters. Unfortunately, the fragments are still on course, since objects conserve momentum. Blow apart a 90,000,000,000-ton mass of loose rock like that, and you've essentially just turned a .50-cal bullet into a shotgun blast that has a better chance of intercepting Earth.

Sorry, that should be 69 to 87 billion tons, not 90 billion.

Having consulted with Stephen Hawkins' mentor a paraplegic African child on life support with zero electrical brain activity, he assures us that this asteroid will miss by miles due to the rotational spin of the gizmos surrounding gear pulley of the secret Space Elevator that based fashy NASA built

Panic over fellow anons

(((color))) me surprised.

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The fragments of the "shotgun blast" are likely to be small enough to burn up in the atmosphere. I suspect an asteroid with this composition would break apart from thermal stresses even if it came in in one piece. Plus, at 500m diameter, it's small enough that one or more Tsar-bomba type devices (with full 100Mt yield because no fallout worries in space) would stand a good chance of vaporizing it completely.

You're a fucking gay.

But the smaller rocks would burn up in the atmosphere while the bigger chunks would have less impact force, spread out over a wider area. It would be a big natural disaster, lots of infrastructure and people killed, but more on the level of a huge tsunami, not apocalypse tier.

That means there is a 9/200 chance of an Asteroid hitting earth.

That can be rounded to slightly less than a 1/20 chance

Yet a single comment that shows that all NASA astronauts are Freemasons gets shut down in seconds

Top tier kike argumentation

and fill our atmosphere with alien toxic microdust particle….. there will also be chunks big enough not to be vaporised, travelling insanely fast. if such an asteroid is earth-bound, stopping it will be the greatest challenge of engineering which humanity's ever faced.

no

Yeah the regular Space Elevator threads that have been floating about here unmoderated for years here are testimony to that…

there will also be chunks big enough not to be vaporised, travelling insanely fast. if such an asteroid is earth-bound, stopping it will be the greatest challenge of engineering which humanity's ever faced.


I said it would be a big natural disaster, but not something that would threaten life or global civilisation.

what ya sliding Shlombergstein

Just realized this is a slide thread. It's almost always the same format, with no archive and a direct link to daily mail. It's a fucking sensationalist headline designed to snag your attention.

< doomed
Depends on where it hits :^)

It will either be a Jew ruled Earth full of mixed slaves or the white man back on top. Either way, nothing to worry about. The kike run Earth either goes bye bye as there are no good minds to fight it or the white man will easily invent ways to dispatch it.

Just like the Air force and the air marines.
based.

A 1/20 chance of an asteroid being actively tracked by NASA hitting earth is utterly meaningless.

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Anons, Can you not make it so easy for the kikes to slide useful threads?

op is fag

lol, insignificant. what's it eve made of? it will probably mostly burn up in the atmosphere.

slow news week, I guess.

All it took was a second of pulling out earlier and your parents wouldn't have to deal with your retarded ass.

Thank you user for introducing a little sanity back in this thread with your equally insane Dulux paint sponsored response

Is there any justification for threads like this to be so conspicuously defended on Holla Forums while threads detailing how Trump is now resorting to the same threats Hillary made during her campaign are shut down?

You'll have to take that up with my parents user, in the meantime do continue your postings of gibberish in accordance with CIA-kike DisInfo guidelines

youtube.com/watch?v=73cWfFEKAfE

Unless this asteroid is moving at a significant percentage of the speed of light then no. Not even close.

B-B-B-BENNU AND THE JETS

At least there won't be any white casualties.

Oh look this bullshit again. Eat a dick.

This is God's contingency plan should the Black Sun fail to rise.

I am sure the 40 billion dark skinned 80 IQ people that populate the planet by then will not be able to stop it. Nor the 50 or so jews who rule over them.

Your dick won't even work by then if you manage to live that long. OP is a faggot.

This study brought to you by the experts in the Engineering Department at Florida International University.

All this means is that IF this hits preppers and the elite lucky enough to run into their bunkers will inherit the Earth.

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Nice blackpill and fearmongering, dipshit.

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just shot it with your gun

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While OP is a retard, This fearmongering could be useful, using it to force governments to invest in space travel and colonisation. If there's no space travel and colonies by literally a century by now humanity should be rightfully doomed anyway. Failed species. Too bad the Nazis lost, we'd probably have both fifty years ago.

One of the key principle tenets of Germany's NSDAP was to reject jewish science

OOOOOOOOOOH
checked

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if true, then how ironic.
because if White civilization had deported all the blacks and browns (and jews) back to their reservation countries in the 40s and 50s and
embraced White Nationalism rather than smashing Germany and setting us on this into-the-shit genocide trajectory, then we would be able to stop that rock.
probably right now.

if White people take our countries back and secure a bright future for White children, then maybe we can stop that rock.
if not, then if can go ahead and smash this soon-to-be planet of the apes and chinks.

although, since you are pushing degenerate bullshit, you are likely a kike shill.
here's some news for you, asshole
quality people refrain from doing bad/ immoral things because they have CHARACTER, not because they fear consequences.


kek
all the more reason to "vigorously help" the blacks return to their homeland so that they can build their Wakanda


unless we turn this ship around
Hard
that said, the most likely scenario is the chink bugmen building a ramshackle chink-quality solution to either stop the rock or escape to Mars or something.
I'm no fan of the chinese, but they do get a lot of work done in their hive-cities


this


demoralization and D&C are the two main weapons of the kikes when attacking Whites with White Nationalist leanings (among others)


of course
they probably put it up there
kek


this


moron


science is not jewish, you mongoloid
not hard science anyway. (((social science))) often is
or are you implying that
computers are not real?
jets are not real?
telescopes are not real?
nuclear reactors are not real?
ballistic missiles are not real?
etc, etc.

retarded anti-science shills
fucking brainlets


more like 1-3 billion
after the apocalyptic die-off due to starvation after the White countries (and thus White agriculture) are overrun by blacks and browns
(in this nightmare scenario)
look at Rhodesia
and now, south africa
nigs always gonna nog


bullshit
yes they rejected "jewish science" like sociology, psychology, and so forth. social science.
not REAL science
not physical science
physical science is undeniable and fundamentally different than (((social science)))
real science is about discovering how the physical world functions, and how to use that knowledge to build things and whatnot.
(((social science))) is about jews and their allies fucking with people's minds and destroying White civilization

of course it is all magic to retarded brainlets who can't into books and sheiiit

Jewish theoretical physics is jewish science, it's based in fantasy and not one fact, Einstein was the example the National Socialists used to demonstrate their contempt for the jewish sciences.
It's really simple and yet here we are on Holla Forums with all the based fashy goys promoting jewish sciences insisting imaginary science fiction is scientifically based in facts with evidence, when there is patently none.

Make big rocket ship, go into space with pipo n coons, make boom happun, get go be back on earf, nigguh we wuz noah n shiet

I've got a few questions for you:
Do you think the moon landing happened?
Are nukes real?
Wuz we asiatic hordes and aliums?
Do you think that space exists?
Is the earth round?

Yawn. It only takes a few nukes to ablate the surface of an object enough to act as its own rocket fuel, pushing it off course.

Got sauce?

fuck off blackpill kike. by the time 2050 rolls around the earth will be 95% white

You don't even need to deep very deeply or rake through tons of rubble to find it, it's pretty much available to see on NASAs own official websites if you look for it

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Re: NASA and freemasonry
Et cetera

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Get a load of this demon.

Why not just meme ourselves into another, and even better timeline so that big ass rock or that other one that's expected to hit earth sooner, can fuck off our star system?

Let it hit.

Are you trying to tell me that the Empire State Building can endure a near miss from the Czar Bomba?

what are the implications of him being a freemason?

Around IQ 85 actually.

Underrated post.

FFS, the Daily Fail is such an absolute steaming pile of sensationalist bullshit, and they're a shining beacon of what having no standards in public education yields: a bunch of nimwits.

space.com/33616-asteroid-bennu-will-not-destroy-earth.html
archive.is/8UGAd


So, not only did the author of the DM article fail to comprehend that the asteroid in question is minuscule in comparison to the one that supposedly wiped out the dinosaurs, let alone one that could end all life on Earth, she couldn't even understand – if she even bothered to read that far – that it's what happens in 2135 that determines if it hits a whopping 50 years later.

Also, fuck the need for deep space-mission interventions: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asteroid_Laser_Ablation

I suppose it should come as no surprise what with the moderation in the state that is is that anons would be asking this question on Holla Forums nowadays

This was so close to satan trips damn

Has a nuclear weapon even been detonated in inner space? Curious what the effect of such a powerful blast would do.

Yeah, we're getting a bit reckless with our memeing.
Take this guy for example.

there are still like a hundred years left until it arrives
why the fuck don't they start nuking it now?
chissel it away with hell fire until only pebble remain
If science could send the Voyager to photograph Pluto and land a prove on an asteroid i'm sure they can lay radioactive red carpet to welcome this big rock
no need to destroy it, just set it on colicion course to Jupiter and the big guy will take care of the rest
besides, we got a fucking asteroid belt around Mars ready to be used as ammo for an orvital rail gun

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If that's the case, then the asteroid would be the White's ultimate revenge.

At best if it hits a continent land mass it would wipe out around a 700km radius. If it explodes mid air it would take out triple such an radius and shut down the entire continent air travel for a few years.

If it hits the ocean you'd get to see a 1 to 2km wave which would only hit about 100km land inwards before completely dissipating.

Fear mongering porn.

Literally christ insanity. And yes, I am going to shitpost once in this retarded clusterfuck of a thread.

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couldn't you just super nuke an asteroid like that while its still in space?

maybe countries will actually start producing nukes of a payload bigger than 50 megatons

I’ll take things that didn’t happen for 500 John.

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This slide thread brought to you by the cancerous sperg jew fuck Sphincter.

They'd probably be lowered down to the 70s

CRASHING THIS PLANET

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Would it be possible to send boosters out in order to hasten its arrival?

>100+years out

we're fucking fine, stop fearmongering.

Also; a NASA mission is ALREADY ON THE WAY TO THE ASTEROID IN OP

The OSIRIS-REX will rendezvous with the asteroid later this year, collect some samples, then come back.

If NASA became a national defense issue and got the military's budget, we would have floating city ships on venus, a whole fucking moon economy, mars bases, on-orbit refueling depots and more. But no, the kikes keep our eyes on our dying earth and all its problems.

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And drop it on a specific target.

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this asteroid has a 1 in 2700 chance to hit in 2138

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/101955_Bennu

Sure, but you'd have to be some sort of Libertarian Space Agency to have that ability. It'd definitely take the NAP to whole new level. ==If you fuck with me I'll end all complex life on this planet!==

I've heard this from faggots several times and i refuse to believe it. Mainly because the universe works in mysterious ways and they have tried to scare us with "SUPER DUPER MEGA ASTEROIDS OF DEATH", several times before.

First time i heard a story like that was that in 2007 we would see asteroids pass by that might kill is.

Fearmongering. Do some actual research before you believe asteroid predicters(they're all retarded)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/101955_Bennu

Until it comes from someone working at an actual observatory, I'll never believe it.

OP is a fearmongering kike.

Are you fucking kidding me?
There might not be any white people left alive by that time if we don't get out shit together. I'm actually glad that we'll have extra terrestrial revenge thanks to good old asteroid benny

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Wrong bread

someone Cross post with trump space force post

So full of it. The asteroid that wiped the dinosaurs off the face of the earth was 15km! That's 15000m! That's 30 times the size of this thing and yet it wasn't enough to wipe out smaller rodents and birds, let-alone life itself! But this can??? 100 years ago there was no TV, barely any cars, radio or telephones, no space ANYTHING, no WMD's and yet we're expected to believe that in over a century from now we'll be unable to do anything about a little rock like this???

Dumb, dumb, DUMB!!!

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Even if humanity was going to be erased tomorrow I still wouldn't be a degenerate you fucking kike cancer fuck

OK goy now we need to raise taxes because 120 years from now an asteroid is going to kill us all(maybe)
PAY GOY WE HAVE TO STOP GLOBAL WARMINNG err I mean THE ASTEROID

He never said he did it, now she will think forever he's some incest weirdo

What a lot of people don't realize is that burning up in the atmosphere is half the problem. Even if an asteroid is smashed to micrometeorites or even dust. It heats the entire atmosphere to borderline incandescence for an hour or two.

I have doubts about several tsar bomba size blasts vaporizing a rock of this size if it were sitting on the earth and bathed directly in the fire ball, let alone in outer space.
Nukes work differently in space. They lack the characteristic fire ball since there is no atmosphere to turn into plasma. Nukes in space are basically a very intense hard x-ray source.

The real reason that this isn't something to worry about is that it's too small to cause an extinction level event. Eltanin was between 1 and 4 km wide and hit 2 and a half million years ago and didn't cause any kind of major extinction. 500 m is a regional disaster type event.

I'll take my chances not worrying about it.

Welcome to scare mongering brand slidethreads. And if we're being real spacerocks aren't nearly as apocalyptic as people think anymore. All this would take is one decent yield nuke put into space on an intercept. Impact from detonation alone should send it off course from impacting earth. Space is funny like that.

If you wanna get even fancier get a coalition together to literally clamp a rocket on it midcourse and fly that bitch anywhere we want.

It could make a totally safe touchdown in Israel. Nothing of value there.

Amusingly asteroids are very good at stopping global warming.

elon musk will nuke it

You're right.
Let's redirect that puppy to Venus and cool it down to where it doesn't have the self-reinforcing greenhouse effect that makes colonization impossible.
I mean, it was habitable, once; it could be, again.

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Reported for being a kike.

I cannot even think of a reason as to why this is a bad thing.

Starfish Prime is I think the highest at 250 miles up.

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Nazis literally tried to create portals and spaceships. Nazi Von Braun wanted to go to fucking Mars. Jesus Christ, someone should ban you kikes.

This.

Even if does end life protip: it won't, it's still a century from now, faggot.

If we're still stuck on the planet in that year we deserve to be wiped out. Maybe this will be some kind of wake-up call to spend some of our budget squandered towards random negroids on a space program instead

Wtf, fuck having borders and laws and sheeeit.

Bullshit, the average megaton warhead fireball is a mile wide. We could vaporize that pebble with ease, or divert it slowly.

Space debris are no threat to a space age civilization.

Its going to hit israel

Hey dumbass, you don't have fireballs in space. Nukes going off in a vacuum just splatter plasma on things.

Nice

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actully i watched on ancient aliens about an hour ago that nasa has a rocket to nuke asteroids in space that are 1600 feet wide.. so how many meters is that??? 600??? this meteroid is only 00 meters hah kike free last sage post

From Wikipedia.

Is it me or this too coincidental? With belief in global warming falling I believe this is the latest Kike psy-op designed to degenerate society by encouraging people to "enjoy life while they can". It is awfully stragne that it is named after an Egyptian god too.

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You sure are emotionally invested in something that is supposedly a fact.

Nice idea, but remember you can't simply say the K word and suddenly win an argument with yourself.

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wew
bittersweet

Sure.
It isn't like until then we will have the technology to change its orbit, even if it came from outside the solar system.
Mate, life cannot be wiped out.

Meh, it will probably just be another Tunguska event. Hopefully it hits somewhere other than unpopulated Siberia, dubs decides which leftist hellhole it obliterates. Rolling for NYC

Oh no, there goes the Middle East.

You had one job…

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not an argument

commies were first to mars tho :^)

Im not worried
I mean its not even a real threat and even if it was,
If it hits earth it will just punch though since the earth is a hollow disk
:^)

This. It's a non-issue.
A high yield fusion device would completely obliterate the entire thing and push fragments far off course.
A Tsara size bomb would vapourize the whole thing into space dust and steam.
The 104kt sedan shot left a crater 100m deep. Tsara bomb was around 250 times more powerful.

Strange how every post in reply to you demonstrating NASA is indeed a freemasonic organisation got deleted, yet every post written by jews pretending to be goys, writing pages of text about some imagined jewish science fiction fantasy is left untouched.
Weird huh

Meanwhile every thread talking about the gun grab by the kike in chief puppet is anchored instantly

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And to think that fucking kikes have no souls to be pulled down by gravity

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we can divert that shit with a well aimed rocket NOW

also I'm pretty sure NASA doesn't have access to casaba howitzers so why the fuck would you expect them to defend the earth in the first place

This is diversionist bullshit.

There is a major kilometer-sized asteroid on course to hit Earth. Many people know about it. It has been duly tracked by observatories around the world, who first raised the alarm. Then a single (((office…))) at NASA, self-proclaimed experts on the subject, determined that the damning asteroid would miss Earth, and vociferously downplayed the reality of our situation. And because they were Jewish, no one could argue them. The asteroid is 99942Apophis, a well known asteroid. Shills everywhere immediately recognize it's name and scream about conspiracy theories. None of this has changed the fatal track of Apophis, not one iota.


Check it out for yourself, if you care.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/99942_Apophis
dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/661374/Asteroid-99942-Apophis-NASA-earth-space-rock-2036-wipe-out-humanity-Nibiru-end-of-world
skyandtelescope.com/astronomy-resources/astronomy-questions-answers/if-asteroid-99942-apophis-ever-strikes-earth-how-big-would-the-crater-be/
phys.org/news/2017-06-impact-threat-asteroid-apophis.html
geek.com/news/asteroid-will-pass-so-close-to-earth-in-2029-it-will-trigger-asteroid-avalanche-1608037/

Or ignore it, because nothing matters anyway, and besides Jews say it doesn't exist. Maybe it will magically go away.

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Eat shit. No one believes it is going to impact.

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didn't take long for this fucking piece of shit to surface
go back to Hell, spawn of Satan

Reported. You had your chance.

Jew.

Yes, you are. Reported.

I don't think you into reading comprehension. She asked him. He agreed.

I remember being terrified as a child, when I heard of the possibility of Earth being wiped out from space on the science channel. Now, I don't even care anymore.

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LOL

Here's how the calculations are made incorrectly.

Do the math yourself, genius. It's simple calculus.

measuringpisquaringphi.com/

That's an even smaller asteroid.

~389m along greatest axis

Still enough to drive abunch of impact cracks deep into a continental plate

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Like many asteroids before it. It's survivable if you are far enough away.

reported

Oh yea, it is. And if it were gonna strike Saudi Arabia or Israel, well, no big loss.
But it's gonna hit somewhere along a line that draws across Northern Europe from the UK to Russia.
And the environmental effects will be much more massive than the impact crater, regional, though not global. The economic impacts will be global.

Yes, thanks for admitting that the asteroid will not be hitting Earth. Reported.

Good god goy are you immature.

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There's not a lot of point worrying about it until we see if it going to hit and if so where. It's estimated to produce a 2 km wide crater. This is a 1 km crater. It's not good if it hits near you but frankly I'm more worried about Yellowstone or a clathrate gun.

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Reported.

Reported too

I would agree, but I've been pretty close to this, and have determined that we currently have enough certainty to be able to definitively state that Apophis will hit in 2036. Been in contact with offices at Univ AZ, and at NASA, and they are aware that the altered Pi value results in an impact trajectory, however, they are not willing to public state as much, and generally want to pretend, like so many here, that this can't be happening.

A better approach, a more conservative approach, would be divert Apophis now, just in case Lear's mathematical proof (resulting in 3.14460551… instead of 3.14592654….) is right.

Apophis can be diverted easily enough now, with successive nuclear explosions, but waiting until it's closer requires more extreme remedies…
Combined with the civil unrest surrounding the next election cycle, circa 2020, fielding a solution is getting harder, not easier.

We'll just dimension hop.

people ask people to do things they don't actually do all the time. Its called a joke.

I have been dreaming of this day since I was a child.

It'd be nice to be able to do something about it without having to deal with disgusting, putrid rats.

yup! ,, it actually is kind of comforting to know the exact time of your death and knowing everyone else is going to parish as well … this world has become a cesspool of filth and degeneracy and its getting worse and worse … in 200 years the whole world will look and be run like the absolute shit hole africa … fuck it might as well take us all out now

What's the point of lying about the asteroid story, user? Dino pill me.

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also, im pretty sure it could easily be destroyed by then given we stop using our resources for feeding and housing useless eaters/shitskins and making new technology

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Oh look, this dumb cunt kike thinks they'll live forever

If I die naturally, it will be long before then. Who the fuck cares? Sage for not being political.

KIKE

Was Tesla testing his scalar EM weapon, he warned it would happen days before.

It occurs to me that this would be a fantastic way to acquire a country-sized piece of land at little to no cost.
Simply have your plants in the astrological field cook up a fantastic story and you couldn't even give away property in the impacted zone.
People will abandon their homes years in advance, and, once the asteroid misses, the statute of limitation to contest ownership will have expired.
Just a theory I thought I'd throw out there.

Naw it's cool user. I'll be dead by then and only hope left is if my son does something about it

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good, bring the apocalypse

hope it lands. FUCK THIS GAY EARTH!!!

Finally.

Yep, if we are successful in saving our race, and taking back our nations, or perhaps the whole earth, then we will easily stop this. However, if we are genocided in our own nations, and the kikes are successful, we get to watch from the heavens as a giant asteroid trayvon martins all the niggers and ovens the kikes.

The answer is no. Figure it out for yourselves if you’re so damn smart.

Fuck, let that rock hit Earth.

la puta que te pario

By then OP, we will all have been killed, or we will have 14 words and would be able to deal with this anyway.

Dude who the fuck cares I won't even be alive by then.
I'm already 25, I got 75 years left in me AT BEST.
Hell, even if someone is born right now, they won't live long enough to see this shit.
By the way, this isn't politics but most likely a slide thread, you're all idiots for taking part in it.

If we can't sort out a single stupid rock by 2135 then maybe it's for the best tbh.

In this case she wasn't just suggesting it as a joke, but a shit and only included a partial screencap.

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Yes, but it's kind of a shitty option. Unless you can do it while it's still a good distance away, all you achieve is turning a bullet into a shotgun blast which as a bonus is now radioactive. Also the composition and shape of the asteroid affects how well it works. The best option is to intercept it even further out, in which case it only needs a gentle push sustained over time to miss completely.

news.nationalgeographic.com/2015/08/150803-space-nasa-asteroids-comets-nuclear-weapons-defense/

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Wincest stories that probably didn't happen can still be fun to read

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You don't have an atmosphere to burn the shotgun blast in, earth does. There may still be some fallout, but it'll be significantly diminished. Also, if you're gonna send a nuke there, you could as well change the asteroid's course so that the pieces end up in middle of nowhere instead of densely inhabited area.

While this story is fiction, the reality is that we pass through an asteroid field twice a year. This is why we need to stop supporting the lesser races, and stop them wasting resources until we get off this planet.

But however you slice it ~7.0×10^10 kg of material hitting the earth at 63,000 mph (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/101955_Bennu) would impart a colossal amount of destructive energy, and it doesn't make that much difference whether it's one big piece or large boulders. The "burning up in the atmosphere" you envision would include aerial blasts powerful enough to level large cities. For example the Chelyabinsk meteor was only about 20 metres across / 12,000 tons, and yet it produced a blast of 400–500 kilotons (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chelyabinsk_meteor) which would have been devastating except that it luckily hit the middle of nowhere.

For the same reason, all the rebels at the end of Return of the Jedi would have been incinerated by infalling material from the Death Star v2.0 …


Indeed, there's no way to predict a possible impact this far in the future with any accuracy whatsoever. What the actual data will show is a highly uncertain range of possible paths billions of miles or more wide, that earth might conceivably be within at the time. Betteridge's law of headlines applies, whenever you see a headline with "may" "could" or ending in a ? it's bullshit.

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500 meters is way too small to wipe out life on Earth. The one that killed the dinosaurs was 20-30 times larger than that one.

And at 100+ years out, we could literally knock it out of our orbital path with a laser beam. You don't have to DESTROY it, ffs.

And actually, the fact that it is so far off and in such a close orbit means we could probably bring it into a stable orbit around Earth for mining.

if only there was an actual scenario that would happen in less than a year, a real one. Sure, at that point we wouldn't know shit about it but a good little apocalypse, asteroid falling right on Israel, wipes most of the world and it's time to recreate history

You say this every year.

NUCLEAR PROPULSION THRUSTERS

We already landed a probe on a comet, so it should stand to reason that we could land multiple nuclear propulsion thrusters to alter its trajectory. If its diameter is only slightly greater than the height of the Empire State Building then we should easily be able to cause it to miss earth by a mile and a half

dslauretta.com/2016/08/02/what-would-happen-if-asteroid-bennu-were-to-impact-the-earth/

This asteroid isn't capable of destroying our species, stop being hysterical.

fake and gay
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