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Hiroshima was a blessing Edition

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Morning, Welma.
How's you?

Ow.
Stop poking me.

date

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Sorry
Not sorry
You got thinking about her now
Hate you lol

Not restful enough.

Hello.

I'm not sure yet. I definitely stayed up too late last night.

How are you this morning?

Ah sorry to hear that.
I'm tempted to go back to sleep

Hmm. I don't really know, actually.
I don't think I really have one.

You would have started thinking about her anyway.
Think lewd things of her while you're lifting.

Eugh, I hate that.
I always wake up at about the same time too so it's really weird when I'm up to late.

I'm doing fine, my arms were kind of sore when I woke up, but that's mostly gone now.
Just getting ready for DnD.

Maybe I would have. You don't know that... shut up lol
Hnnnnng I really should start doing that

Lift the weight with your diamond hard dong.

many hobnobs then

I'm surprised I haven't been kicked out of a gym before for being hard

I'm pretty sure I've had those before.
I think they're in our grocery stores.

I mean, it's not like you're being indecent with it.
Just don't start pumping weights with it and they probably won't care.

True true
It's bad when I start jogging tho lol

Aaaaanyways DnD today? Going to avoid giants this time?

I don't even know what they are

I don't actually want to know about your magnum dongus, Whitey.

DnD today, yes.
Going to avoid -all- the Giants.
Because if they find us again, they're either going to make damn good sure I'm either dead or unconscious.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobnob_biscuit

I need it

Pfffft then don't bring it up ^^

No dying in DnD. Let me know how it goes tho. Think I'm gonna get in a quick nap

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If I recall, they're really good.

Shh.

I'll try not to, and will do.

this one is still best

*grabby hands*

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DnD, time to out.

I gotta go now.

have fun

Found him on a street corner

Colbear is safe now

He was barefoot and extremely paranoid

lol fucking waster

Wew. Finally finished those painful placement matches.

How is everyone?

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So ian's a crackhead now

He took 2 tabs of acid from the trap and ran off :(

fucking how how do you

Well. Aslong as he is alright. Fucking idiot.

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This is what happens when we leave the house

staying inside is the only option.

"i dont feel okay"

it's like taking kids to a theme park

all drama

Oh btway Manny got locked up

i can only imagine what ax will be like next year if this trend continues.

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So I can draw a line at acid now

Holy shit never again

Yeah Manny is in jail atm

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Don't leave the basement

Its not a good idea

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DID YOU EVER THINK ABOUT GRIM YOU FUCKING DICKHEAD COLBS

I didn't even meet the trap yet

how do you fuck up so quick

I'm about to bang his asshole with this knife I got

Drugz

He's got no ass though

TOKAI HOW DO I USE GLORIOUS PESHMERGA IN ARMA3?
DO I HAVE TO INVENT MISSIONS?
WAI

Ax meme:

colbs is a baby that needs to be babysit

I thought I was being kidnapped

did you pics of luka yet?
:(

crazy stuff

you edit missions yourself ye

Loco
Im taking care of Luke and colbs partially

All is daijobu

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Ok daddy

lmfao really?

Okay dokie woo woo

No bully Ian.

He's showering rn

the day started with someone showing off her puke collection and has now upgraded to a trap drugs thriller movie.

Its what I go to Holla Forums for

bully

i wonder if grim would babysit me at ax

have a good one

Yo, whose puke?

lol true

here

Swedish you ain't even at the con lmfao water you doing like for real

I regret clicking

I regret not waking up later

Ew.

With us in spirit
And even then we'd just kick her out on the curb

I love this

I'm suprised tho

I thought soto would be the one to fuck up the worst

Triggered

He just gets drunk
But he can function better because he's used to it
Ian is not

Ian did the droogz

Drugs: Never again

well I mean, he did try to drive in that state.

just make sure they're save pita

Nah nigga not in this state

Later than 2? Tok pls

The reaction image or the puke? :^)

Wheres the peta

I AM
THE LAW

Law THESE

Gladly

good
did you just like, leave your shoes there?

I'm used to worse

Yeah

I was paranoid and thought I was being kidnapped

get some w33b shoes as a reminder of adventure

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Fuck you luka

Ian nearly died

luka he just got back from trauma's like give photos a break

no

I got a sick ass knife to show for it

Ian thought I was like drug cartel or some shit

Greedy fuck

Lucky guess

nice, that's useful for the next time lmao

kek

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w/e

Fucking ripppppp

What even happened at ax?

everyone's gotta have their defining characteristic.

It's not over yet

But people almost died? And someones in jail?

That is the nature of the beast that is AX. doushio.

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Who cares that Colbs almost
Actually fucking died, heres a shit con pic.

I'm confused

Colbert sort of looks like a gorilla now

do I get RWBY eclipse

NEVER EVER

i havent
gib toki pics pls

NO

Hey what's the source on this again asking for a friend

you have friends?

hey now

isnt that one cuckold game?

sorry

You're an allstar

*a cuckold game

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EVERYONE IS GETTING NTR'D

is that you on the right

Yes

but I already got hyperdimension neptunia action unleashed

"me irl"
-ban 2015

I've said that in 2016 though.

but you started in 2015?

I probably said it before that.

not sure.

Oppai!

Then play that, bro

[Seismic] 狼少女といっしょ Liru The Werewolf

thanks, i'll mark it

Googled what that meant. UD came up with this

I learn something new every day.

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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A very tasty treat :3

Tits = tastiest treat.

you should look up what furi kuri is next

Popular anime or tit groping, either or is great.

Can confirm

thats a funny way of spelling dick

ali explain yourself

WHY DOES SCARLET BEAT THEIR GF??????

I meant the latter but yeah

I need to show the anime to scarlet bc she somehow hasnt seen it yet?

but why is your name blank??

I think thats the bigger mystery by far

Who is Scarlet again?

3rd Season soon~

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Gym time
Bbl
Have fun everyone

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no, see, everybody knows who i am. but who are you?

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Lmfao this shit is not cool rn

What happened?

Trying to recover

Ian ran off after taking some acid

Only found him this morning

GG

now i just need to learn japanese and I won't be lonely anymore

I'll just get an iPhone next time holy shit fuck

GG Skrub

yeah

So he was gone all night?

Who the fuck gave Ian and Kon acid

holy fuck I can't stop laughing at that webm of Grim finding him.

Dropped

some trap did apparently. hi gnomes.

how do i abuse her

wat?

*pets*

The Seismic game
Her pussy is censored

Yeah barefoot

Fucking Matthew we gave him drink for acid

*chu*

oh

Patch it!

Not much fun in that

Ikts pls I have no idea how to do that

stay classy ax

By posting more shadbase.

Google game+nude patch

Simply ebin. At least he didn't end up in jail like Manny I guess.. Hihi

lmfao why does Ian always get into the best shenanigans?

the only good porn shad ever made was that trap raven series

so don't post any of his shit if it isn't that

I dont have a specific shad folder
Most of it isnt that good

Oh.

youtube.com/watch?v=ijUIw5zA9rk

He did some stuff with Sona which is also good

Sounds like you disagree you perv

This guy in a fucking suit reviews random normal food and looks serious while doing it.

It's meh.

Loco STFU

welp

black hand

he looks like a fucking draugr in a size xl suit from 50 years ago

10/10

youtube.com/watch?v=CXbj2fE2mMI

Oh that's where that gif is from

A man out of time

Grim buy me a California Bear flag and I'll love 5 ever

Somewhere between 2011 and now something went horribly wrong

youtube.com/watch?v=wyD3nCv_emI

how would he get it to you

Cuck

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He dresses like NYC

Shut up Manny, I'll cave your shit in you fucking faggot

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She's lewd.

kinda reminds me of desu and subtle

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you have no idea

You want some, bitch?

desu is the duck?

ive never actually been in a fight

I want a pet.

How is that even possible?

no the raping monkey

Don't buy a dog, they're a handful

well, ya know, i'm just a kind, quiet fella who minds his own business most of the time.

A domesticated cat girl.

what gif?

You've never got provoked into a fight?

She's going to spray cat juice all over your sofa and bed

Mannys locked up lmao

I eat and eat and eat and I don't gain weight

what the fuck

no, never. i'm pretty sure there were fewer than 5 school fights during my entire time in high school.

I'm that good?

Did he have acid in his pockets or something?

Fucking idk

What...? Your school is pussy lmao

W-what?

#FreeManny

Manny is scum. No loss.

He's going to get 6 months in jail or 2 years in prison... you better tell that trap to confess

there somethin wrong with that?

I'm going to beat blood chan lovingly

nvm tho

I just masturbated for the third time today
Help

Are your arms tired?

ikt obviously his arms are tired

do it for him

yah nigga yo skool ain't poppin' liek mine

Who?

Cats eat their masters when they die ._.

What the fuck is wrong with you

you need different outlets for your violent rage

You

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im cute

there are so many things wrong with you, ok?

I'm not Blood-chan

Awh I miss Bern... she was awesome

Yes.

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good afternoon everyone

I bet you wish you had this avatar right now

Give more chus, adorable

Correct

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hai

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2 lazy

*pets*

how are you today, Au-USFN:50?

o.o

creepy....

Good afternoon bae why you be always posting the same image anyway?

Perfect

Mew

I made the folder in 10mins, don't be lazy :p

I'm poop... people said you got shot in a night club?

Are you Eva?

i think it's just that minnesota is full of pansies.

I thought you lived in Michigan, you lied to me

this is a temporary computer

and it only had one image on it

I'm downloading a small avatar folder now :u

no, I was working at a different nightclub in orlando at the time of the shooting

i moved to michigan. lived in minnesota for 8 years and thats where i graduated high school.

Oh wow... I'm glad you're okay

People are assholes here for lying to me

Which is colder?

minnesota easily. what kind of question is that

There's no such thing as a dumb question!

Where did you live before Minisoda?

gonna have to disagree with you there.
born in ohio, moved to connecticut, then minnesota. now im in michigan.

Why did you move around so much?

father's work. he moved to minnesota to take a job so we didn't have to move even more.

Looks like it's time for me to go.... bye...

all right then take care

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You know my answer doesn't matter so I am whatever you say I am, cause if I wasn't then why would you say I am

Oh don't take it as a bad thing the pic is really good I am just a curious person in general!

Spare me, I don't even have enough energy to properly set up my phone.

yeah, people do that a lot here :p

^-^

what are you up to today?

Just chilling out! Though first gotta get some needed stuff done so I am taking off! Have yourself a good afternoon bae, laters

Bye!

aww, see you♥

My whole body is

High levels of testosterone and alphaness.

Whaaaaaaaaaat

Get a living onahole.

not for long

thats sinful
people cant do that

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I'll sin you.

thats illegal

You're legal tho

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oops

im scarlets trap gf hmu

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

p l e a s e

ali post feminine penis. hopefully scarlet won't beat you

Never trust traps.

I've seen enough evidence to agree with this statement

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no but who are you?

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How is lyf

Even booby traps?

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enjoying my last months as a neet.
et toi?

NEET lyf

who who

who who

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so you're nobody.

Traps will get you thrown in jail, give you illegal narcotics and attempt to stab/kidnap you.

NTT

Never Trust Traps

It's fine cause after it I gotta go college and apparently that's hard.

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What happened at AX LMFAO

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You did nothing for a year?

Reported to the no-bully-black-people-association.

I-I did things

Mannys free

By "college" you mean like 2 years pre-university, or you mean the Americanism "college" which is actually university?

I mean 4 years of a bachelor degree.
but in the netherlands that's not university tier.
only masters are that.

What things?

HBO Bachelors are "equal" to uni bachelors since 2012, you can take a uni master course after that.

Pretty bullshit imho because hbo is 2ez

stuff..

but then why could i only go to the hoge school van amsterdam and not the universiteit van amsterdam

Oh, very nice
Congratulations

nvm fuck memory

nvm i am dum

also you prolly need vwo or 21+ test

thankyu
it's just a hbo public management, ill see how it goes.

im already in
starting augustus with an opening but like official september

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STOP ABUSING THE IAN

;~;

me too thanks

I get nervous thinking about it
is it hard

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Master

I'm a failed CS/EE student and HBO-tier IT is 2 ez, though that probably says more about my efforts than otherwise.

owh okay, I guess I gotta see if it fits.
if its easy and I no laze gg no re then I can go master.
how many years do you have left?

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2

Dus
Vakantie, stage, semester
Vakantie, minor, afstudeerstage

wel werken bij apple heh

:^)

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So me Ian and Kon dropped acid yesterday

Ian freaked out and Kon had to babbysit

I did a bunch of coke after dropping acid and partied with a trap remilia

He wanted to blow me but I was too busy partying

Apparently he was/is ghostie bf

Gonna go on internship for a big shot in the semiconductor/chip design industry.

cool, I wish you luck.
if you get a lotta money what will you get?

Cool story soto.

Sugar daddy.

this picture doesn't make much sense if you've actually watched this anime, since both of the characters in the bottom there are the most shy and reserved ones in the show.

don't you usually do that without the lotta money?

Oh.

Uh. I dunno. Spend it on petting things.

gonna get a dog?

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

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Nah.

Dunno probably comp gear

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upgrade until it flies

Actually I am out of things to upgrade.

invest in research to get more

This is the worst

Going liquid is silly and unless I go full ape shit, an i7 or GTX 1080 is outta reach.

Maybe save up idek

just the absolute worst

Save up, buy house

tech support pls go and stay go

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save up and buy cheap house in greece

I'll just do England.

I hear thats super cheap now

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I bet I can buy the whole island for a three fiddy

one isle of man pls

SUre

gdfhfd

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it's so quiet......too quiet

let's drop some acid

kon pls

Dead and gone.

Also, J-list is really slow at doing everything.

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nah, jojos 2good to miss, even for cock

im gonna play lego star wars and indulge in leftover potatoes and wine

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Oh I want this

Why wine and not beer?

enjoy

look
the graphics are cute

go get it, super easy

already had the beer

I wanna cuddle with qts

ACQUIRE MORE BEER, YOU DIRTY FRENCH!

but it's expensive

thnx

britain is to the left

stores are closed

I'm only gonna buy it later, I'm pirating to see if it's something I'm gonna play for long.
if it's really that good I bet it's worth the 30 EUR price non? orrr try and find a demo and don't go as low as me.

Having 7-11s must be a uniquely American thing..

actually most stores are all closed on sundays.
only recently they got that church law gone.

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;~;

lawl

who r u? ._.

hows things?

in the meantime I can just make stuff

lates

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Is this you or rin

tfw not a mongolian prince

your waifu

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