♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥

♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥

Nickelback's Greatest Hits Edition

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hey scoots

LETS RAID HABBO!

...

legion

Yo.

There's going to be a major one on the 12th, apparently. Anniversary and stuff.

Massive tiddies

reunited

and it feels so good

god... why

aww

erio where is everybody
i spent like 20 minutes making my character

rekt

his faggot ass left me and ene to wander around LA for three hours

Boo will always be le rekt.

Because people on Holla Forums don't know how to really have fun, such as in ways like avatarfagging while screaming in an user thread for attention like you're doing. : ^ )


Coffee shop. I think it's starting to die down, though. There will be a big one on the 12th for the anniversary.

youtu.be/wNd4Fqjefyo?t=4m39s

I'm high
Full of food
If I tried to sleep I'm sure I could
but I dont want to go to sleep ;~:

i am not cleaning
cleaning is for girls

bard post dick

...

rip grim


put a maid outfit on, itll help

Tokai please.
Also re-link ARMA mod stuff.

*removes belt

I am a dick

h-here.....It's

if you really want to see my kielbasa I'll show it >////

...

*unzips dick*

*turns his head and squints

thats illegal


godamnit
just use this first armaholic.com/page.php?id=28406
browse the site and become amazed


w-wat

not bad


post it fgt


how so?

danke
be kind pls

*spank

dont u just wanan put it on a bun and lick it ;)

...

no... you literally live in the dark dont you

*chambers winchester

this is all u get

...

LOL

reasons


tis fine, you can also fulfill the kurd dream with that.


im gonna scream

pls mount grim

...

erin will love me someday

if i never dissected cats this would probably tear me up inside
good thing it doesnt seem real to me

you best mind

Look, Sci! Holla Forums was here and you accomplished something!

yep...

i want to be mounted

actually that's me lmao. i spammed that in the furry thread.

thats right tokai im not your daddy.. i aint havin it either

It's rood to dogs.

i knoooooow but i dont like furry fandom.

whooo we got one...FRESH FISH FRESH FISH

the coffee sho pis great erio

hi im new

fag


what reasons?

me too been here all summer...

all summer? whoa oldfag haha

nini
also @everybody but sci

nini bard

d'aww i feel special

nite...

he is talking in his sleep


guilty

im out too... nite guise

nighty night sama

I cannot wait. Gotta slay the evil.

good morning blood-chan

Catch you later

test, cum on my stomach

Is that how you do all of your mic checks?

is slow

Suicide attempt streams always get a lot of attention, you could try one of those.

wow kaybe rude

...

...

...

Reminds me of the people getting hit by arrows in the Revenant I watched yesterday.. they get messed up

Haven't seen that yet, but that does remind me of this music video.
youtube.com/watch?v=dCCXq9QB-dQ

You don't watch Game of Thrones do you? :c

I don't.

its a really good show

...

So I've heard.

Someone gets fucked up with arrows in that too
Though he's a giant ^^

Maybe I'll watch it someday.

I wasn't even here until just now.

Well, you have 6 seasons to get through, if I were you I would just read the books and then you can be one of the elite

I've read all the books, but I've only watched like two seasons of the show.

how are you celebrating the fourth?

I thought that me and a couple buds of mine were just going to blow up a bunch of fireworks I bought in Indiana, but I guess that's not happening on the fourth because I'm going with the extended family to watch the city fireworks show by the river.

I don't possess the motivation to do that.

The fourth is basically a week-long holiday anyway.

...

It's a good thing I'm not really in the habit of sleeping all night.


See

be the better kind of fag and post your cock


nini sama


*pet*

it is?

He just means people keep setting off fireworks for a long time after the fourth.

not an argument reply

God works in mysterious ways.


For all my life it has been.


And prior to it.

The no was implied.

oh. yeah they have been doing it for a few days.

I don't know if I'm going to buy any this year. Might not even see a show.

but thou must!

Seeing a show isn't as fun as going into your backyard and setting off illegal fireworks with a few beers and some barbecue.

You're one of the elite..


Same tbh. And that's a lot of reading. Though reading before bed is quite good for you.

Any news on your schooling front?

HOW DO I CLEAN PUKE OFF OF THE CARPET

SEND HELP

what do you read before bed, subtle?

Subtle brings up a good question, did you get in SD?

All growing up there was one I could watch from outside my house, but they lost funding this year.


Yeah, gutting fireworks for parts and mixing them in ways they really ought not be mixed was always a good time. Doubt I'll get to a stand or anything though, I need to be in Chicago within the week.

Get rekt fish

puke more
the force will wipe it away

Woolite heavy traffic foam

My phone ;;
So I don't really

this, fight fire with fire

that's unfortunate.


oh. well that's okay.

WHAT ABOUT SHIT I MIGHT ACTUALLY HAVE IN MY HOME

steamer

If you live in a house with carpets and you don't have Woolite you are a moron and deserve whatever happens to you.

lmgtfy.com/?q=cleaning carpet stains#

...

It all went to hell.

It's not really.. preferably I wouldn't be reading from a bright screen

Elaborate

I AM STILL PRETTY DRUNK AND I NEED AN ADULT

yea thats not too great for falling asleep.

bloody fucking disgusting

Haha wow

Your mom is stupid for putting any sort of trust in you

actually

I never want kids

...

Do you think I wanted to see this?

I didn't

I really

REALLY

REEEEEEEEEALLY didn't

You shameful cunt.

Did you eat clay?

Swedish Fish really is a disgusting creature.

i BURNT MY FINGER TO AND IT HURTS LIKRE MOTHERFUCKER

learn to tac yack man what the fuck

...

i tried picking up a hot nail from a dab rig once, hurdur fml that hurt.


how in the fuck did you do that?

should've swallowed

swedish fish's departure cannot come soon enough.

PUT MY FINGER ON THE OVEN BURNER

ALSO I LEF THE OVEN ON SHIEET

How? D:


youtu.be/nyhKZSXt2FM?t=16s

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not fit to live

Checking if it was hot enough to stick your face on yet? I'm glad you're waiting for it to get hotter, it didn't look like enough finger damage to me either.

it's just two blisters with a gap on the fingertip

I have been here far too long. This is a disgusting place. Fucking swedish fish literally ruining the day with their impression of a calzone filled bird.
What the fuck is your major malfunction.
I bet this is why Scarlet beats their GF. The rage from knowing swede and knowing of these antics is enough to drive the sternest pacifist loony.
What the hell.
Seriously.
HRT addled monster.

I assume you mean the stove.

No, I'm guessing he left the oven on too, for added embarrassment.

I was already feeling ill.
this really did it.

makes me feel a little better about the swastika thing tho. i guess that's good.

I never thought I would see the day that your antics would seem tame. Your rehabilitation to the threads the last few weeks has been startling.
Thanks to fish, there is a new low.

I do not have any details, it didn't work out.

I'll say it.

Erin does far worse shit than this.

I've seen the inside of Erin's arm and her shattered tooth. Just saying.

Sci is trojan horsing is way back in

give it a month and he'll be hrt fucking kids

...

yeah silver lining to this is everyone else gets to feel waaaaaay better about themselves. thanks swedish fish!

Erin isn't fat and doesn't live with/fuck fat trannies that fight about who has the worst eating twinkie/working in a fast food restaurant ratio

lmao

i just had too much to drink and puked in my sleep, the fuck am I supposed to do againt puking in my sleep

swweeeet carolijne, gooood times never seemed so good, i'd be inclined, to believe they never would but now i look at the night sky and it don't seem so lonely, we filled it up with only two, and when i hurt hurting runs off my shoulders, how can i huuurt when i'm holdiiing you

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l used to do that, when I was like fuckin 16, sheesh

I don't know, but I can assure you that the answer was not "take a picture of it and show it".

Jesus fucking Christ.

I would much rather see gore than puke, test.
you fucking charlatan.

Being fat has very little to do with being a waste of everything.

does erin have a job? does she have to work or does she just leech off the government?

They arent currently in employment as they arent medically cleared to. But they have intentions of getting into work. So atleast there is that intent.

sleep face up next time

garden hose, a lot of fucking carpet cleaner, and a long while drying off in the sun

That doesn't really have much to do with my point that Erin's gross blogging has caused more heebie jeebies all things considered.


I have no idea how this makes me a charlatan.

context is everything

Carpet.

Not rug.

fair enough, though needing clearance to work sounds really dumb unless someone has committed a crime or something.

Dude, please, I don't want to read you eHarmony profile right now.

well shit

sword says baking soda and white vinegar

Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this thread because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls thread. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other fags. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?

Well I'm sure you are smart enough to have contingency plans, whatever they may be

Its more to do with their health really, I mean we can all think we are ready for work, but if you aren't "healthy" then the usual stresses of work might be detremental.

Whatcha gonna do now?


Then how will you know if we're a match or not?

I Needed that laugh.

Waiting for 5th to apply for the majors that didn't get enough applicants.
I don't know how to feel about that.

crooked corrupted criminal crime boss with cream
cocaine hustler, blowing out the brains of busters, being my mansion, chilling inhalin the ganja smoke counting mad cream

i flood the streets with drugs and clock dollars niggas get plugged when my glock collers skunk smokers philly and aisle ripper cristal sipper

Same

yo gangsta

What majors?

youtube.com/watch?v=IdcUljwmITo

mmmmmm

Hay

kek

I have a rug and a carpet, is that okay?


Back in like three hours

????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Later

I'll see which ones they'll announce later on, but for now it's just manufacturing engineering.

I thought that was Colbs for a second

...

did you get better sleep tonight?

the polish workers greeted me

Hmmmm, good luck my man.

the poles are alright, generally

i've only ever met one polish dude, he was cool

.////.


mhm...


Why?

youtube.com/watch?v=oaQC_qWbIUQ


that is good.

polish are kay ye


niceness I presume

The Poles are alright, until you meet them in games.


Thanks.

Hail lord Satan

I see you're taking a liking to those pictures :p


Don't cheat on Rin with a Pole, I would never forgive you

Poles are terrible.

I would never cheat


BNP SCUUUUUUM

yes, particularly as small .gif files. the limited palette makes em look more like very detailed pixel art which i quite like. what do you think of pixel art?

poles bring delicious cured meats and beat the shit out of smack rats, theyre cool

kek

poles are good for electricity and telephone wires

youtube.com/watch?v=iXmKIW0n2Lo

Sleep is death.

please indulge in it

Not sucking poles

agreed

youtube.com/watch?v=LvilG3tLYcc

You're up early!
How are you this morning?

the sun was bright and I left the window open.
kinda feel ill, et toi?

Just a bit still tired.
My arms at a little sore, guess I slept awkwardly.

What plans y'got for the day?

no stretchies then.

I got called into an eu4 game, so i guess that.
when it ends iunno anymore.

...

Getting blood to flow usually clears that stuff up.

I see.
I have DnD 12-5ish, so I'll be gone for that.

...

maybe strechies then.

ohh okay, but its still morning there

I'll mount you nigga

thats hell muthafuggin gay bro

morning grim

what is luke doing to you over there?

It's actually already kinda going away.

It still is, yeah, for a couple more hours.
I usually want to leave at about 11 my time.

Fucking Ian probably did crack
He just called me he was sleeping with a crackhead and lost his shoes
Fuck

Hey

youtu.be/Amzp7W0RkPA

He doesn't know where he is

magical muscle

make sure to get breakfast

hope he didnt contract anything

Praise be to Ian.


I never do if no one's cooking before I leave.

Well, coffee's usually me breakfast.
Then I eat all the snacks he puts out.

hows things?

I'm gonna whine if you don't

Lol Colbs

Do you have a moment to hear about our lord and saviour Ian Colbyts?


I'm really bad with remembering to eat breakfast...

You're dating her now?

You write too much
And I don't like it

that was three sentences :\
i love you

hmmm


ye

You only love yourself

No wonder she doesn't wanna cyber me anymore......................

I'm okay with these.


I'm gonna go grab some coffee...

Also, Au-US, please.
Don't say misleading things.

what do I add

thats untrue

lewd clothing

Classic literature.

I feel twitchy


^ ^ that's a start


eh


amazon.co.uk/Its-Not-Cartoons-Mug-Japanese/dp/B00FYO3AIG/ref=sr_1_12?ie=UTF8&qid=1467552730&sr=8-12&keywords=anime

Two pairs of pantsu.
Or one good pair of pantsu.


It's my usual breakfast.

amazon.co.uk/Sunshine-Creative-Computing-Tokisaki-Accessories/dp/B00K3C91BY/ref=sr_1_44?ie=UTF8&qid=1467552852&sr=8-44&keywords=anime

Lewd/10

have more

Utterly nauseating.

amazon.co.uk/Bullshirts-Kawaii-Streets-Senpai-T-Shirt/dp/B00STOX33K/ref=sr_1_94?ie=UTF8&qid=1467553013&sr=8-94&keywords=anime

A metric ass-load of fruits and veggies?
At 12-5?

what, are you gay?

Disgusting.

o-oh


a little bit of bread maybe
diary stuff
eggs

I love you ^.^


kek


You told me when you were drunk


She's good too...

rip toki

The image is not what nauseates me, it's the fact that there's a market for such a ridiculous thing.


They sell those things fucking everywhere here.

That was one of the ones I linked you to on Sockdreams, no?
With pawpad designs on the feets.

M-maybe...
I might have a sandwich before leaving.


How are you today?

that is a lie

Come on now.

Is Blood-chan of all people known to lie?

i'm sure


i aint dying


gimme


yush, but here is super cheap
one pound 50 is like 0,30 eurocents

you better!

,_,

Good morning everyone

dem socks do

Wish me luck trying to find his bum ass on the street

Buy me some.
I'm certain Amazon US ships to Canada.


Good morning, Whitey.


Good luck!
Rescue Ian, our lord and saviour!

Bring him to a priest and a doctor while you're at it.

How are you doing today Rin? ^^

Whitey, I just realized that the brow/eye/mouth combinations gave me an image for when she GOES... EVEN FURTHER... BEYOND!


Still kinda tired.
Trying to work off the sleep before I die again.

1084 is best Irisu picture for now.

...

amazon netherlands only sells books..


ikr


good idea

Toki in socks pls

I'm going to have to agree. Best one I've seen so far.
Just laying in bed right now. Probably going to get a few more hours of sleep before the gym. Not sure what I want to do today

Shipping might cost more than the socks, though, to be honest.

Fun fact.
She showed me what it means... to go... even further beyond!

Equipped with a timer bar for the phase and everything.

I know what you want to do today.
But if I say it you'll just call me an idiot.

Manny is in jail
The trap Matthew gave everyone acid last night

That's how Ian ran off into the night
And how Manny got arrested

Fucking demons, traps are

hah

you didnt take any right senpai?

Traps are life.

nl.aliexpress.com/item/Cute-Design-Cat-Head-Tail-Knee-Socks-High-Hosiery-Pantyhose-Panty-Hose-Tattoo-Tights-Hot-Selling/32662792405.html?spm=2114.010208.3.39.MnuSR5&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_2_10017_406,searchweb201603_7&btsid=c3c420c5-7c88-4c0a-a270-2a29f537db5c

chinaman always is ready
free shipping, thanks mao


indeed


i'll see, china is great though


my sides

I'm bored... kill me
I hate being a NEET


It's true, you just don't remember


Can you not call me that anymore? I don't likke that name.....


Lol that picture looks like Rin


hay big dick


You'll never find him, you are a horrible internet friend

I was at the fakku panel

...

Who ratted out Manny?

So she is an op qt? :3c

Nah go ahead and say it
I promise I won't call you an idiot. Might say something else, but at least I won't say idiot ^^

That used to be my #1 source for loli doujins.

i remember well and that didnt happen


oh thank goodness

don't let the fuzz know you guys are into underage girls and cp sites

Hey there lover how are you doing today?

I have the Steam log

"Gypsy Cream: I only love myself"

I'm boooooooooooooored T~T

best combo right?


DONT MAKE FUN OF CHINAMAN

you realize everyone knows im sci, right?

Damn that's shit is freaking me out

That should be Rin's avatar from now on


You're Sai? Why aren't you banned? MODS

Do you even shave your legs?

Well what do you normally do on the weekends?
Also what should I do after the gym today?

oh right. sai*
i got an in w/ tha admin

tokai is naturally hairless

I should be in church now but I normally sleep and do homework............

After the gym you should fap ^.^


what?

jfc dude

...

fufufu or something

*hugs* I'll fap only if you help me with your delicious pussy

Haha.
I wasn't seriously asking.
But I'd still wear them.


I'm not going to kill you.
Y'just need to find a way to fill your time.
Be a nerd, like me, and read.


When she goes even further beyond, you literally can't kill her.
You can only avoid her attacks until either you die, or her timer runs out.

When I had every item in the post-game, her attacks did ~10% of my base health; something like 7% of my total health.
And when she hits you in all but the last phase, she recovers from it.

You want to do Au-US.

freak!


always


I wish
wait except the head.

and nah okay

i still dont get the tokai is cute meme

...

[howtobasic noises]

Nobody's memeing.

no stop it
it's a meme

Like how everyone hating you was a meme?

Show me your leggies!

Tokai is cute

Oh geez god mode is always fair lol

Yes I do want to do her. Again and again and again.

but how

Tokai's mine you sluts.
Step the fuck off.


>Irisu will never femdom you into submission

have him fucking lmao

look at what you did

well I mean, they're 2 euros.
pocket change, so its no biggie.


ehh

Damn right she never will! I wouldn't let her.
Kinda silly how people always fuck around with someone who is taken

yup
at least chinkland has your back


kek

...

Don't try to make me blush.
I don't have Irisu's blush images even capped yet.


Are you guys official now?


I beg to differ.
Because I'm a-dick-ted.
...
I-I'll see myself out...

...

Baaaka
Nah not yet. She is being weird about it. Hopefully soon tho so I can start being next level and get serious

Test?


D-don't fu at me ._.


ow! you hug too tight ._.


I don't know how to read.......


;~; words hurt....

Im'a go watch some anime

bye

Fair enough.

What?


Now what's the point of even saying anything, then? Jesus

Everybody has seen Tokai in pantyhose though!

...

We've also seen him in briefs.

I know it's pure exploitation.
but welcome to globalization.


but it's my hobby


they don't

STOP

Only because you feel so damn good in my arms


Have fun babe
I'll have to stream some for our next date night


You think we should tho?

It's all in previous threads :3


I think I've missed that one


You brought this on yourself you perv

very almost out of briefs to be honest

I have it saved, but I guess it seems too heartless to post.

how else am i to express that i am keeping a sinister secret?

gb

it was out of my hands

Mean.
I'm not complaining.


I think time will tell.

It's alright, I will see it eventually one day he's drunk


Perv was a pretty nice word for it
I could have used slut

tokai it looks like you'd have trouble getting that thing in your hands to be honest

BATTLE OF THE BULGE

morning^^

*pokes* hmmmm
Hm hm hm
I hope so...

Good morning Elma~
How was your sleep?

NEW

good
what's your hobby?


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

He made it home