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LETS RAID HABBO!
There's going to be a major one on the 12th, apparently. Anniversary and stuff.
and it feels so good
erio where is everybody
i spent like 20 minutes making my character
his faggot ass left me and ene to wander around LA for three hours
Boo will always be le rekt.
Because people on /b/ don't know how to really have fun, such as in ways like avatarfagging while screaming in an user thread for attention like you're doing. : ^ )
Coffee shop. I think it's starting to die down, though. There will be a big one on the 12th for the anniversary.
Full of food
If I tried to sleep I'm sure I could
but I dont want to go to sleep ;~:
i am not cleaning
cleaning is for girls
bard post dick
put a maid outfit on, itll help
Also re-link ARMA mod stuff.
I am a dick
if you really want to see my kielbasa I'll show it >////<
inb4 we already knew that tho
*turns his head and squints
just use this first armaholic.com
browse the site and become amazed
post it fgt
be kind pls
dont u just wanan put it on a bun and lick it ;)
no... you literally live in the dark dont you
this is all u get
tis fine, you can also fulfill the kurd dream with that.
im gonna scream
pls mount grim
erin will love me someday
if i never dissected cats this would probably tear me up inside
good thing it doesnt seem real to me
you best mind
Look, Sci! /b/ was here and you accomplished something!
i want to be mounted
actually that's me lmao. i spammed that in the furry thread.
thats right tokai im not your daddy.. i aint havin it either
It's rood to dogs.
i knoooooow but i dont like furry fandom.
whooo we got one...FRESH FISH FRESH FISH
the coffee sho pis great erio
hi im new
me too been here all summer...
all summer? whoa oldfag haha
also @everybody but sci
d'aww i feel special
he is talking in his sleep
im out too... nite guise
nighty night sama
I cannot wait. Gotta slay the evil.
good morning blood-chan
Catch you later
test, cum on my stomach
Is that how you do all of your mic checks?
Suicide attempt streams always get a lot of attention, you could try one of those.
wow kaybe rude
Reminds me of the people getting hit by arrows in the Revenant I watched yesterday.. they get messed up
Haven't seen that yet, but that does remind me of this music video.
You don't watch Game of Thrones do you? :c
its a really good show
So I've heard.
Someone gets fucked up with arrows in that too
Though he's a giant ^^
Maybe I'll watch it someday.
I wasn't even here until just now.
Well, you have 6 seasons to get through, if I were you I would just read the books and then you can be one of the elite
I've read all the books, but I've only watched like two seasons of the show.
how are you celebrating the fourth?
I thought that me and a couple buds of mine were just going to blow up a bunch of fireworks I bought in Indiana, but I guess that's not happening on the fourth because I'm going with the extended family to watch the city fireworks show by the river.
I don't possess the motivation to do that.
The fourth is basically a week-long holiday anyway.
test didnt reply
It's a good thing I'm not really in the habit of sleeping all night.
be the better kind of fag and post your cock
He just means people keep setting off fireworks for a long time after the fourth.
n argument reply
God works in mysterious ways.
For all my life it has been.
And prior to it.
The no was implied.
oh. yeah they have been doing it for a few days.
I don't know if I'm going to buy any this year. Might not even see a show.
but thou must!
Seeing a show isn't as fun as going into your backyard and setting off illegal fireworks with a few beers and some barbecue.
You're one of the elite..
Same tbh. And that's a lot of reading. Though reading before bed is quite good for you.
Any news on your schooling front?
HOW DO I CLEAN PUKE OFF OF THE CARPET
what do you read before bed, subtle?
Subtle brings up a good question, did you get in SD?
All growing up there was one I could watch from outside my house, but they lost funding this year.
Yeah, gutting fireworks for parts and mixing them in ways they really ought not be mixed was always a good time. Doubt I'll get to a stand or anything though, I need to be in Chicago within the week.
Get rekt fish
the force will wipe it away
Woolite heavy traffic foam
My phone ;;
So I don't really
this, fight fire with fire
oh. well that's okay.
WHAT ABOUT SHIT I MIGHT ACTUALLY HAVE IN MY HOME
If you live in a house with carpets and you don't have Woolite you are a moron and deserve whatever happens to you.
It all went to hell.
It's not really.. preferably I wouldn't be reading from a bright screen
I AM STILL PRETTY DRUNK AND I NEED AN ADULT
yea thats not too great for falling asleep.
bloody fucking disgusting
Your mom is stupid for putting any sort of trust in you
I never want kids
Do you think I wanted to see this?
You shameful cunt.
Did you eat clay?
Swedish Fish really is a disgusting creature.
i BURNT MY FINGER TO AND IT HURTS LIKRE MOTHERFUCKER
learn to tac yack man what the fuck
i tried picking up a hot nail from a dab rig once, hurdur fml that hurt.
how in the fuck did you do that?
swedish fish's departure cannot come soon enough.
PUT MY FINGER ON THE OVEN BURNER
ALSO I LEF THE OVEN ON SHIEET
not fit to live
Checking if it was hot enough to stick your face on yet? I'm glad you're waiting for it to get hotter, it didn't look like enough finger damage to me either.
it's just two blisters with a gap on the fingertip
I have been here far too long. This is a disgusting place. Fucking swedish fish literally ruining the day with their impression of a calzone filled bird.
What the fuck is your major malfunction.
I bet this is why Scarlet beats their GF. The rage from knowing swede and knowing of these antics is enough to drive the sternest pacifist loony.
What the hell.
HRT addled monster.
I assume you mean the stove.
No, I'm guessing he left the oven on too, for added embarrassment.
I was already feeling ill.
this really did it.
makes me feel a little better about the swastika thing tho. i guess that's good.
I never thought I would see the day that your antics would seem tame. Your rehabilitation to the threads the last few weeks has been startling.
Thanks to fish, there is a new low.
I do not have any details, it didn't work out.
I'll say it.
Erin does far worse shit than this.
I've seen the inside of Erin's arm and her shattered tooth. Just saying.
Sci is trojan horsing is way back in
give it a month and he'll be hrt fucking kids
yeah silver lining to this is everyone else gets to feel waaaaaay better about themselves. thanks swedish fish!
Erin isn't fat and doesn't live with/fuck fat trannies that fight about who has the worst eating twinkie/working in a fast food restaurant ratio
i just had too much to drink and puked in my sleep, the fuck am I supposed to do againt puking in my sleep
swweeeet carolijne, gooood times never seemed so good, i'd be inclined, to believe they never would but now i look at the night sky and it don't seem so lonely, we filled it up with only two, and when i hurt hurting runs off my shoulders, how can i huuurt when i'm holdiiing you
l used to do that, when I was like fuckin 16, sheesh
I don't know, but I can assure you that the answer was not "take a picture of it and show it".
Jesus fucking Christ.
I would much rather see gore than puke, test.
you fucking charlatan.
Being fat has very little to do with being a waste of everything.
does erin have a job? does she have to work or does she just leech off the government?
They arent currently in employment as they arent medically cleared to. But they have intentions of getting into work. So atleast there is that intent.
sleep face up next time
garden hose, a lot of fucking carpet cleaner, and a long while drying off in the sun
That doesn't really have much to do with my point that Erin's gross blogging has caused more heebie jeebies all things considered.
I have no idea how this makes me a charlatan.
context is everything
fair enough, though needing clearance to work sounds really dumb unless someone has committed a crime or something.
Dude, please, I don't want to read you eHarmony profile right now.
sword says baking soda and white vinegar
Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this thread because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls thread. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other fags. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?
Well I'm sure you are smart enough to have contingency plans, whatever they may be
Its more to do with their health really, I mean we can all think we are ready for work, but if you aren't "healthy" then the usual stresses of work might be detremental.
Whatcha gonna do now?
Then how will you know if we're a match or not?
I Needed that laugh.
Waiting for 5th to apply for the majors that didn't get enough applicants.
I don't know how to feel about that.
crooked corrupted criminal crime boss with cream
cocaine hustler, blowing out the brains of busters, being my mansion, chilling inhalin the ganja smoke counting mad cream
i flood the streets with drugs and clock dollars niggas get plugged when my glock collers skunk smokers philly and aisle ripper cristal sipper
I have a rug and a carpet, is that okay?
Back in like three hours
I'll see which ones they'll announce later on, but for now it's just manufacturing engineering.
I thought that was Colbs for a second
did you get better sleep tonight?
the polish workers greeted me
Hmmmm, good luck my man.
the poles are alright, generally
i've only ever met one polish dude, he was cool
polish are kay ye
niceness I presume
The Poles are alright, until you meet them in games.
Hail lord Satan
I see you're taking a liking to those pictures :p
Don't cheat on Rin with a Pole, I would never forgive you
Poles are terrible.
I would never cheat
yes, particularly as small .gif files. the limited palette makes em look more like very detailed pixel art which i quite like. what do you think of pixel art?
poles bring delicious cured meats and beat the shit out of smack rats, theyre cool
poles are good for electricity and telephone wires
Sleep is death.
please indulge in it
Not sucking poles
You're up early!
How are you this morning?
the sun was bright and I left the window open.
kinda feel ill, et toi?
Just a bit still tired.
My arms at a little sore, guess I slept awkwardly.
What plans y'got for the day?
no stretchies then.
I got called into an eu4 game, so i guess that.
when it ends iunno anymore.
Getting blood to flow usually clears that stuff up.
I have DnD 12-5ish, so I'll be gone for that.
maybe strechies then.
ohh okay, but its still morning there
I'll mount you nigga
thats hell muthafuggin gay bro
what is luke doing to you over there?
It's actually already kinda going away.
It still is, yeah, for a couple more hours.
I usually want to leave at about 11 my time.
Fucking Ian probably did crack
He just called me he was sleeping with a crackhead and lost his shoes
He doesn't know where he is
make sure to get breakfast
hope he didnt contract anything
Praise be to Ian.
I never do if no one's cooking before I leave.
Well, coffee's usually me breakfast.
Then I eat all the snacks he puts out.
I'm gonna whine if you don't
Do you have a moment to hear about our lord and saviour Ian Colbyts?
I'm really bad with remembering to eat breakfast...
You're dating her now?
You write too much
And I don't like it
that was three sentences :\
i love you
You only love yourself
No wonder she doesn't wanna cyber me anymore......................
Au-US will never complain that you write too much
Au-US will never claim not to like you for your overzealous explainations
I'm okay with these.
I'm gonna go grab some coffee...
Also, Au-US, please.
Don't say misleading things.
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what do I add
I feel twitchy
^ ^ that's a start
Two pairs of pantsu.
Or one good pair of pantsu.
It's my usual breakfast.
A metric ass-load of fruits and veggies?
what, are you gay?
a little bit of bread maybe
I love you ^.^
You told me when you were drunk
She's good too...
The image is not what nauseates me, it's the fact that there's a market for such a ridiculous thing.
They sell those things fucking everywhere here.
That was one of the ones I linked you to on Sockdreams, no?
With pawpad designs on the feets.
I might have a sandwich before leaving.
How are you today?
that is a lie
Come on now.
Is Blood-chan of all people known to lie?
i aint dying
yush, but here is super cheap
one pound 50 is like 0,30 eurocents
Good morning everyone
dem socks do
Wish me luck trying to find his bum ass on the street
Buy me some.
I'm certain Amazon US ships to Canada.
Good morning, Whitey.
Rescue Ian, our lord and saviour!
Bring him to a priest and a doctor while you're at it.
How are you doing today Rin? ^^
Whitey, I just realized that the brow/eye/mouth combinations gave me an image for when she GOES... EVEN FURTHER... BEYOND!
Still kinda tired.
Trying to work off the sleep before I die again.
1084 is best Irisu picture for now.
amazon netherlands only sells books..
Toki in socks pls
I'm going to have to agree. Best one I've seen so far.
Just laying in bed right now. Probably going to get a few more hours of sleep before the gym. Not sure what I want to do today
Shipping might cost more than the socks, though, to be honest.
not having pictures of Tokai in socks
She showed me what it means... to go... even further beyond!
Equipped with a timer bar for the phase and everything.
I know what you want to do today.
But if I say it you'll just call me an idiot.
Manny is in jail
The trap Matthew gave everyone acid last night
That's how Ian ran off into the night
And how Manny got arrested
Fucking demons, traps are
manny is in jail
you didnt take any right senpai?
Traps are life.
chinaman always is ready
free shipping, thanks mao
i'll see, china is great though
I'm bored... kill me
I hate being a NEET
It's true, you just don't remember
Can you not call me that anymore? I don't likke that name.....
Lol that picture looks like Rin
hay big dick
You'll never find him, you are a horrible internet friend
I was at the fakku panel
Leuke Ontwerp Kat Hoofd Staart Knie Sokken Hoge Kousen Panty Panty Tattoo Panty Hot Selling Katten Gedrukt Panty
Who ratted out Manny?
So she is an op qt? :3c
Nah go ahead and say it
I promise I won't call you an idiot. Might say something else, but at least I won't say idiot ^^
That used to be my #1 source for loli doujins.
i remember well and that didnt happen
oh thank goodness
don't let the fuzz know you guys are into underage girls and cp sites
Hey there lover how are you doing today?
I have the Steam log
"Gypsy Cream: I only love myself"
I'm boooooooooooooored T~T
best combo right?
DONT MAKE FUN OF CHINAMAN
you realize everyone knows im sci, right?
Damn that's shit is freaking me out
That should be Rin's avatar from now on
You're Sai? Why aren't you banned? MODS
Do you even shave your legs?
Well what do you normally do on the weekends?
Also what should I do after the gym today?
oh right. sai*
i got an in w/ tha admin
tokai is naturally hairless
I should be in church now but I normally sleep and do homework............
After the gym you should fap ^.^
Tokai's hairless body
fufufu or something
*hugs* I'll fap only if you help me with your delicious pussy <3
Think I might go to the beach
I wasn't seriously asking.
But I'd still wear them.
I'm not going to kill you.
Y'just need to find a way to fill your time.
Be a nerd, like me, and read.
When she goes even further beyond, you literally can't kill her.
You can only avoid her attacks until either you die, or her timer runs out.
When I had every item in the post-game, her attacks did ~10% of my base health; something like 7% of my total health.
And when she hits you in all but the last phase, she recovers from it.
You want to do Au-US.
wait except the head.
and nah okay
i still dont get the tokai is cute meme
tokai's hairless head
no stop it
it's a meme
Like how everyone hating you was a meme?
Show me your leggies!
Tokai is cute
Oh geez god mode is always fair lol
Yes I do want to do her. Again and again and again.
Tokai's mine you sluts.
Step the fuck off.
>Irisu will never femdom you into submission
have him fucking lmao
look at what you did
well I mean, they're 2 euros.
pocket change, so its no biggie.
Damn right she never will! I wouldn't let her.
Kinda silly how people always fuck around with someone who is taken
at least chinkland has your back
Don't try to make me blush.
I don't have Irisu's blush images even capped yet.
Are you guys official now?
I beg to differ.
Because I'm a-dick-ted.
I-I'll see myself out...
Nah not yet. She is being weird about it. Hopefully soon tho so I can start being next level and get serious
D-don't fu at me ._.
ow! you hug too tight ._.
I don't know how to read.......
;~; words hurt....
Im'a go watch some anime
Now what's the point of even saying anything, then? Jesus
Everybody has seen Tokai in pantyhose though!
tfw missing out on the thread bicycle
We've also seen him in briefs.
I know it's pure exploitation.
but welcome to globalization.
but it's my hobby
Only because you feel so damn good in my arms
Have fun babe
I'll have to stream some for our next date night
You think we should tho?
It's all in previous threads :3
I think I've missed that one
You brought this on yourself you perv
very almost out of briefs to be honest
I have it saved, but I guess it seems too heartless to post.
how else am i to express that i am keeping a sinister secret?
it was out of my hands
I'm not complaining.
I think time will tell.
It's alright, I will see it eventually one day he's drunk
Perv was a pretty nice word for it
I could have used slut
tokai it looks like you'd have trouble getting that thing in your hands to be honest
BATTLE OF THE BULGE
Hm hm hm
I hope so...
Good morning Elma~
How was your sleep?
what's your hobby?
He made it home
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