Andromeda gameplay reveal

QUALITY ANIMATIONS
looks like they just copied all DAI mechanics into scifi (collect 20 elvenroot!)

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Who fucking cares, game is shit.

The bar is in a hole in the ground and they still manage to underperform

Everything about that mini-trailer is cringey and stupid. Why would a guy with a gun walk into melee range of anyone when he was already at a distance? Are those krogan with the main character or the black kid? If they're with the MC, why does black kid think he can intimidate the MC with one bodyguard with a sidearm? If they're with the black kid, how does the MC even get away with disarming the bodyguard and making demands?

the first game in 9 fucking years old and this doesn't manage to look much better. jesus.

QUALITY

they are some new aliens also more badly animated combat but I have toaster so cant really convert whole thing

Fucking hell, Bioware. It's like you don't want money.

You, wrongly, assumed bioware is capable of that level of thought.

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The first webm looks like it was made in SFM.

It is going to be a third person No Man's Sky with just a little more events and a campaign to hide the fact that there is really nothing to do.

i can't believe biowares animators are still employed

couldn't let all that budget from engine adjustments go to waste, goy! We're gonna make 5 more games based on this format!

Was this game made in 1999? This is some of the laziest animations I have ever seen.

what games are we allowed to discuss?

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I've seen SFM videos with better animations than that. This shit is just embarrassing.

None of them.

Is that supposed to be black?

maybe the 3 are just batarian in helmets


if they cant polish it for gameshow, how will finished game look?

After Fallout 4, I'd wish they would at least put some effort into naming enemies.

why does that dude have a female VA

This pisses me off the most. The whole point of this shitty game was to explore space that hasn't been explored again. Yet there's god damn humans and shit. God damn bioware is lazy.

it would be funny if it was some low budget sht game with animations like that, but this is considered AAA

jesus bioshit, what the fuck have you been doing all these years. that unnatural face animation, that stiff gun grab animation, that fucking voice, atrocious all of it

Jesus fuck. Do they not know how to match emotions to situations anymore? Who I am guessing is the protagonist is apathetic/smiling through the whole ordeal like "Of course nothing bad can happen".

there is no one from original team left its all just graduates and "lets end white supremacy" and "gtaV virtual rape" type of people

They don't. Their sole mission now is to further an ideological agenda, even if they go bankrupt doing it.

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MARAUDER SHIELDS
NEVER 4GET
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Cmon user, you should know it's true by now.

She kinda looks like Robbie Rotten from lazytown, but younger

Wow, it's somehow worse than I imagined.

Dunno what yer gigglin at m8 cause its true daft plonker1!

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If only, then the game would at least have a cool character

Andromeda will An-bombeda! Shit, that wasn't catchy at all. Play me off, Holla Forums!

what are you fucking 11

mass effect is dead

This was created soley by women and womenish men. They think being empowered means "never being shaken out a state of unfounded confidence."

Is it me or do the gun sounds keep cutting out? Also how do the animations look Skyrim/Human Revolution-tier? I never played an ME game but I assume they look better than that. Is it to compensate for the huge world with no loading times or what?

I didn't think Mass Effect could get worse, and yet it did. Good job, Bioware.

Bioware must be deliberately trying to suck at this point. The characters are all fucking ugly. Look at the pudgy troll face on the black kid. The animations are laughable, the very concept of walking in to melee range with a fucking ranged weapon so you can be disarmed without even squeezing off a shot is laughable, this whole fucking game is meme black magic that has turned Bioware in to a shithole that puts all their effort in to digging and digging and digging so they can go even lower than before.

Notice how all the characters have fat faces? Not a coincidence. Look at the fucking jowls on the jawline. Each character is a fatty despite not being, you know, fat. Talk about fucking projection.

This is terrible even for them.

That's an understatement. I don't understand how anybody could possibly want more ass defect after the shitshow that was 3

I thought the whole point was this was a completely foreign galaxy with new aliens?

damn she is to good

After how much people complained about solving everyone's daddy issues in ME2, you'd think they wouldn't do stuff like this again in another ME game

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Only because that Taurian didn't hold his gun tightly, and didn't shoot her in the face despite there being time to react. Basically he let it happen, or rather it was shit but worked because plot.

it's because they make more money than you and probably you're entire family churning out this dogshit.

(((beta)))

The fucking sameface while she did that killed me. Are they animated by literal autists?

No, all the Council species left the Milky Way for Andromeda to escape the stench of ME3

If this is coming in the spring, I wonder how big the DLC patch is gonna be.

Why is she so fucking ugly

Once I noticed the fixed goofy smile I couldn't stop laughing.

She's Anita Sarkeesian.

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I think I found the mocap model they used.

Reminds me of L.A. Noire, except the actor wasn't told to emote or even respond to dialogue or situational context

For the same reason that Asari girl is, and the same reason Sera and that gay ghost was in DA:I. They've said they want more ugly people in games.

Because all women are beautiful shitlord

Bane?
I need a CIA edit

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neck yourself

chen is such an asshole

Didn't you receive the memo you fucking misogenerd? Women like pic-related are objetifying and demeaning, nevermind its shit that Bioware used to do at first and willl never do it again.

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WHAT'S WRONG WITH THEIR FACES?!

You fucking fell for it.

im not much into korean culture

Why does Bioware and Bethesda have terrible animators? Can't they follow Kojima's example. MGSV had beautiful animations. I mean, damn it, even ratchet and clank has better animations and you don't even need motion capture for that one.

Bioware sounds like the kind of commie hellhole where if you're actually good at anything you get fired real quick.

thats not how communism works

yeah they just kill you instead but Bioware's from Canada so killing them would make them win. can't have that.

You sure walked into that one.

So they gimp you instead?

thats a westerner not a commie

Yeah, it's more like the kind of commie hellhole where if you don't worship glorious moddu you get ding dong bannu.

Of course they are. Bioware still exists.

Does it bother anyone else that the plot of the game is you have to find a place for your flotilla to call home, and in the first trailer you go to a place a bunch of assholes who left your group without a scrap to their name made for themselves to live?


HA! This is gonna suck so bad.

No, no no. You got the point wrong. The point is to have a new Mass Effect without any story connection to the previous ones.

Keeps getting better every time theres new gameplay footage.
I need more than a few devs staying stupid shit and beta stage stuff to not give them a chance.

Communism isn't defined by nationality or region dumbass.

How come only her lips move?

Except that they're still going to have the Reapers in it, as the Flotilla left before they were destroyed, and would be outside the wave of r/g/b from the end of the 3rd one, as it's shown only encompassing the milky way. Given that the Repears live in dark space, where the flotilla would have to go through, it's safe to say a few will follow along.

this

Like, say, a botched 3 installment, after which slandered their customers?

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Take that back. Robbie is master race material.

That's good enough to be wallpaper.

something isn't adding up. this game is shit even before it wasnt shit it was always shit

wew

Does a good spess game with great shootan exist? I mean I've already played MDK but I wonder if there's anything with half decent shooting that's set in a futuristic space setting(so no Vanquish even though the game is the tits). I don't care if it's an RPG or not.

Angels Fall First is an early access game that's shaping up to be the sort of thing you're after.
Words cannot describe how badly I want this game to be everything its devs want it to be

Why does every game need crafting mechanics?
If i'm fighting alien dinos and robot spiders then someone else should make my guns and armor for me.

I do enough work as it fucking is.

second spoiler is in regards to AFF, not Andromeda, just to clarify.

got any singleplayer stuff?

modern developers are obsessed with forcing you to do menial tasks and play the game in a particular way. crafting, which functions more like a shopping list, is just an extension of that.

What?

Because developers are idiots. Crafting only needs to exist in a game that is basically a survival simulator since resource management is a big part of survival. This is probably what they wanted EXCEPT you all came on a bunch of big ass completely self sufficient space ships.

AFF is planned to work with bots too, but for dedicated SP the closest is EYE.
Sorry m8.

i`m sorry whats the problem here exactly

no one is forcing you to 100% it

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No problem, I'll check AFF when it's out of EA.
I remember looking up Advent Rising and it seeming like a nice game. Have you played that, it any good?
How does Bioware go from MDK to shit like Mass Effect

Antimage, is that you?

I'll tell you how. The games as art crowd who can't take any criticism took over.

I don't know, I haven't even played AFF, I'm just really thirsty for a good space game.
Short answer: urban Canada.

Bioware only made MDK2.

removing or chasing off all the good workers and replacing them with barely sentient protein blobs who only know how to shout Marxist slogans from shit-tier colleges.

Pretty much. Developers are more focused on virtue signaling and reflect criticism of game mechanics as race/sex/etc. ism.

Konami could sue EA because that is clearly ripping off Jetstream Sam

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How so? They could point out that the suit is for space and different, and the character is smaller then Sam and is a woman.

It's like everyone's faces were stung by bees and are all puffy and unable to move right.

No, all the Council species left the Milky Way for Andromeda
So, you're telling me they are continuing to compulsively rip off Star Control?

imagine a world where competent people are pressured to leave, and their replacements are hired to meet arbitrary diversity quotas

it worked so well for them last time, right?

God a white skinned Vivian would be better. Wish her personality was different as well.

Pros:
Pro-Templar
Cons:
Nigger

It balances out.

ASS DEFECT: DIARRHEA

It really isn't just skin color. Not even to them.

Why does Bioware write a future where ugliness is still prevalent? You'd think that in the future where we have household spacecraft, people would have money for facelifts and governments would issue genetic engineering to root out cancer, ugliness… It's not Star Wars/Trek, either, where the technology advanced in a wildly different route, either.

Well, at least there aren't any fat people.

There's nothing wrong with her personality you shitlord.

because i'm sure in their minds ugliness has "won" in the future and people choose to be ugly because it means they're strong or some shit

I didn't even do that niggers mission in DAI, she was like

At least they let me turn down her quest.

Anyone got the other white viv pictures?

Because BioWare masturbates to the dystopian future where Marxism won.

Likely because they can't model/animate anything but the standard body models they've had ever since ME1.

Also, I just watch the trailer.
This turd is basically Dragon Age: Inquisition 2.0.


DA:I would be ten times better if you could put your companions on a stake and burn them to death for heresy.

Jesus fucking christ. Even mass effect 1 animations were better, they were clunky but they didnt look lioke the animators only worked on one part of the body. That's only top of all the other obvious problems

It's over. Any small hope I had for the game, it's dead

It was always shit.

I have hope it will be just as hilarious as Inquisition was. I know BioWare can and will sink lower.

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But, user, the are the truly beautiful ones!

It's spelled "Jews", goon.

that disarm completely lacked drama and the heads on everyone in that scene are just ever so slightly too large

A white Vivienne is a better design. Mostly because the black one looks like she's covered in perpetual grease. Not sure how anyone at Bioware thinks that looks good.

ironic considering the actress you posted

For a nickname or epithet to be cool, it must be coined spontaneously - by other people.
Fucking hell, calling yourself "Iron Lady" is Coldsteel the Hedgehog tier.

how many American genders would you be able to choose from?

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As a frenchie, I can tell you that name sounds completely retarded

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The only people still working for EA are poo in the loos. No ownder the quality of their games is trash.

That shitty animations. Turian lady is a cute though. I hope she will get a lot of porn.

The fuck is wrong with her face? those aren't human emotions.

Overwatch

Those are tumblr emotions. They're a bit more """refined""".

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Hips are not wide enough, and she better have a big butt.

Post the reaction to that mod.

I remember SJWs losing their shit over it.

How is this guy still employed?

I thought it was a strong, empowered woman tbh.
The whole series is bland as fuck, at best.
Shepard is the least charismatic lead character in gaming….other than maybe Adam Jensen.

He's brown and shitting on white people.

What does that quote even mean?
Is he talking about social class? Is he talking about classes in an RPG? What the fuck is a snowquester? How the fuck are there people pozzed enough to tolerate working with this shitskin ingrate?

That's what poo in loos do best.

It's what happens when self-loathing is externalized.

Still better than "Peebee", though probably only because her face isn't human enough to be so easily fuck up by them. It's weird that turian companion is now hotter that asari.
Also it may be me but doesn't she look like recolored version of female turain from that one DLC?

Twitter has a way of making people sound really stupid.

At least he acknowledges that we are different species.
Also…fifth pic:

A talking turd with hands and legs would be better than Peebee. She's the next evolutionary step after Elfpig in BioWare's quest to create the perfect amalgamation of tumblr.

I can't even being to speculate what demographic she is supposed to pander to. Dykes?

Not like BioWare isn't known for recycling assets.


Pajeets have nigger tier IQ, and are about the only "humans" on the planet that made rolling in shit a central part of their cultural heritage.

Jodie Foster isn't Jewish you fucking kike.

I mean the phrasing specifically. There's no room to say anything so it's just long strings of punchy quips and no substance at all.

I'm envious of Jap twitter, you can say a lot in 140 characters.

This isn't why he still has his job, this is why he got hired in the first place.

Leftist have massive white guilt thanks to all that brainwashing they got in university that they find racist remarks towards them as a compliment.

That's what twitter was made for. It's a platform for a generation of humans with the attention span of goldfish.

They're cheating though.


Fair point. BioWare is well past the point where they're actually hiring anyone based on talent or competence.


Not just that. They, themselves will be racist against their own. It's just another cheap way to virtue signal in their eternal quest to determine who the biggest victim is.

every DA:I character is covered in grease

Wasn't even a proper black Vivienne.

She was actually one of the better characters to be honest with you.

What the fuck is that oily plastic abomination of a face that keeps that same nearly unblinking slack jawed expression?

Is oily skin, and mouth breathers the only thing Bioware animators know how to make?

It adds diversity, so yes.

I could write better than this in middle school. This is literally Deviantart-tier writing with youtube-tier voice acting and Telltale-tier GRAFIX.

ME1 released more than nine fucking years ago and it looked better than this garbage across the board.

Remember that woman are not used to the threat of violence. They Do not Know it and thus they Do not Know how a Person reacts to it

Without it the shallowness would become too apparent.
They use it to mask how simply structured the game is.

I just wish one game could get crafting right, both in terms of gameplay and tone.

Crafted items should have a level limit, you shouldn't be able to craft items that are more powerful than uniques scattered throughout, otherwise you make the whole thing pointless. Crafting should be useful in the game from beginning to end, the player should be able to craft things not easily found in the gameworld, or be able to repurpose loot they don't need into items that fit their playstyle.

Crafting should also make sense in terms of lore. In Andromeda instead of finding random ores on the planet and collecting them like it's fucking Minecraft make the pathfinder actually find shit on planets, like ore deposits and veins, which they can mark for the fleet to send excavators towards, after which they gain access to resources and the items created using them.

Basically every alien is a reskin. The Asari are probably the only ones with diverse character models, all the Krogan, Turians and Salarians look identical.

its Canada. you can get jailed for pronouns.

I want to say this is silly, but any time someone aspires for a strong female character, an overwhelming majority of it is demonstrated just like that. It sounds like someone's interpretation of stereotypical masculinity. "I'm strong, nothing phases me. I fear nothing and perform effortlessly because that's what strong people do." As for unfounded confidence, spot on. If you write a character around being a dull but fearless woman, it doesn't matter where that confidence comes from. The confidence is the ends and the means at the same time.

He's talking about class as in elegance. I think the tweet was response to someone calling out his call to piss on people or something. The Pajeet is an animal twisted to human form.

Fixed it for you.

A humanoid shaped turd would have the good grace to be inanimate.

They are going to do it, they are going to do DA:I in space but even shittier. Even normalfags dont like singleplayer MMOs

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No but I'm pretty sure her being a Lesbian has to do with being a Child Actress managed by Jews, like an earlier version of Ellen Page!

I liked the duck, shoot, go to cover…the minor tactical gameplay mass effect had…

so now its just a grindfest with suprapowers like a million other games?

In 38 sec she clips thought the enemy body. Did they even try to make this trailer somewhat good?

i can not explain how much i don't give a shit about these games anymore.

It reminds me of a clunkier Destiny with all the jumping around. The jetpack is a nice addition, and the pathetic attempt to emulate Vanquish is a nice idea, but as it stands the combat is shit and the enemies are complete bulletspoonges.

You know what might have made the gameplay fun? If the enemies had the same abilities you had. Imagine you are shooting an enemy, and he plucks a shield, so you teleport to a higher platform, to shot him from a different angle, but he also does that, and now he is behind you, but you squadmate shoots him, before he can shoot you. of course that would require some amount of effort. It's much easier if they put bullet sponges as enemies.

Where is the player's team? One of the better things about ME was having AI companions you could direct in combat.

So I'm guessing the 3 player squad is gone?
Cover is gone and replaced with jump boost and dash and a giant shield?

They could've slapped any random skin/name on this and I'd have never known what game it was.

they are there clipping through mech and pushing the fallen parts around

and just being all over place

I swear to god I have seen those exact expression in shitty cg porn before.

I love how shit the reload animations are.

I think nearly 10 years ago bioshock did a bunch of mocap work for the original mass effect when microsoft was helping fund it, retooled some of it for dragon age origins, and have been recycling it since then. Now anything they do it's largely rushed, poorly directed, or even done by hand and shipped anyway with little extra work put into it.

I was shooting the shit with brad wardell of stardock the other day, he said he was writing an article on how making games for most devs is done out of love - I told him to make an article about devs who make games out of spite, like bioware. All bioware seems to do is spew vitriol and act smug, spiteful and condescending to everyone. hey

The Wereturd Manveir Heir has come! A Towering Turd twisted into human form. It is crazed for White Tears. Its Skin is Tan. Its Hair is short and dark. Now you will know why you poo in the loo.

They're a developer staffed by leftists, this is expected behavior.

i'm astonished at how realistic the motions are. i have the exact same facial expression when a new bioware game gets released.

Please tell me you're fucking joking.


yes, caribbean style black. For a pirate chief, it fits. It might be the least shit part of the whole trailer, outside of the tight bodysuits.


I cannot explain how much I despise bullet sponge enemies. I absolutely cannot.
well designed combat means enemies (and you) go down in two- three shots from a satisfying sounding weapon.

No Man's Sky 2, Andromeda Boogaloo

What's wrong with Bioware and skin texture.

Here's a novel idea, how about not featuring ugly niggers in games at all?

its frostbite

good design and optimization (especially file one) are just legends!

Sadly Bioware can't model beautiful white people, let alone somewhat decent black people.

How progressive. Is Bioware the first company to make an RPG whose protaganist has Down Syndrome?

Bethesda was doing it well before them.

Most of the characters in Oblivion seem to have development disorders similar to Down's.

open world is copy-pasted DAI in space
replaced horse with mako2 (it doesnt have weapons)

To the surprise of fucking nobody.

Bet you'll have to step out of the mako every five feet to pick up yet another collector quest piece of crap.

Mass Effect: Hispanic Housewifes in Space

Why copy a game that probably barely made even? I guess their hope is that the ME name will make money alone. I sure as fuck hope that they are going to be proven wrong.

I love how they even manged to make the driving gimmick be a step back. Not only can't you shoot out of the fucking thing anymore, but you can't also jump around.


Looks more like a currynigger, but then again, all these mudshits look the same, so who gives a fuck?

Bet you five bucks the father is a nigger and the mother a blonde, white woman.

But is DA FOOTURE where everyone will be EQUAL and BROWN.

and the open world is same as DAI

Because there is nobody with a shred of talent left at BioWare and also, likely, because EA severely cut their funding.

God help us if BioWare falls. All their cancerous fanbase will then be free to pozz other franchises.

DIVERSITY!

In the interest of Honest Hate, DA:I was pretty open for the most part.

wrong pic.


the Hinterlands seem corridor-ish. I know there was a big Desert


I think jump is still there under X button (after all DAI had jumping horse)

So you want horribly modeled white people instead?

Yeah, why the fuck wouldn't I want that? Imagine a game without any sort of shitty diversity, isn't that a pleasant thing?

I replayed Bloodlines recently and around the end of the game it struck me how few blacks there are in it. Skelter, the disease cult guy and Strauss (although it might just be the lighting and/or his vampiric condition that make him look black-ish). It was fucking pleasant.

"$POPULAR_GAME has $MECHANIC so our game must have $MECHANIC because otherwise it won't appeal to the $POPULAR_GAME demographic"
- every AAA publisher

It was never a mod, it was just an edited image. They were still furious.

We should replace these people with computers. The logic is the same and computers are not prone to ideological deviation.

It's not that, it's rather that crafting makes for very, very good padding. You can essentially have half the armor\weapons in the game gated behind the crafting and now instead of making multiple unique places where you find those items or a longer game with them strewn around, they can instead plaster resources all over the game and even use them to make players visit some locations they wouldn't go to otherwise.

It's a mechanism to extend the gameplay in an easier way as long as you balance when you get the crafting schematics.
It's really not that different from "old game is hard to get the most playtime\quarters out of you"

ayy lmao

Why this planet seem so non-alienish? I remember rover missions in first mass effect were my favorite part of entire game. Now it acts as a horse, doesn't it?

This is what happens when your staff spend most of their time virtue-signalling on twitter instead of working on your project.


Holy shit that UI is ugly.
Why did they put the compass on the top and not with the rest of the infos on the bottom of the screen?

At least with a Mako they can explain magically disappearing and reappearing squad mates.

How many Bioware employees do you think it took to come up with that name?

Here's woman disarming a man in video game cutscene, on ps2, made many years ago.

All of them, they decided by committee to prevent anyone from getting triggered by the name.

And again, we are fighting against BEST GROUP. Fuck this game. Really, fuck it. No choice, other than " Lol, you can either be accepting, or gamey evil, choose ".

This game won't flop. The fucking normalfags will eat this shit up. Just watch. They will COMPLETELY FORGET about the ME3 shit, and absolutely PELT MONEY at bioware for a FUCKING REPEAT of what they had only a FEW YEARS BACK.

Fucking IDIOTS. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It's actually worse this time: loyalty missions won't impact the story.

No class system, no paragon/renegate stuff, no side stories that impact the main one.

This is the shit I don't understand. Is it that hard to have a canned animation for the mako and your teammates where you stand near the side and sit in while a door in the Mako opens and closes?
Even just a top-side latch that open and you jump in\out would do nicely and yet we are at a stage where even games like GTA San Andreas did this much better.

It's a shame because combat looks somewhat fun and faster paced than previous games, if somewhat simple.

Where do these people get the money to waste on this shit? I mean people are still buying Numale's Sky.

That's a screenshot from ME2, don't be silly now.

We get some low res textures and hire worst animator possible, paint characters black, and then write lots of cultural marxist propaganda. Instant Frostbyte game!

This is going to be the worst one yet. The entire game is "muh diversity and refugees" in space. The villains are going to be species-nationalists.

I'm surprised they haven't hired pajeets yet to do the engine work while the rainbow whales just do the writing.

The audio is fucked.

Now if you observed the screen before going on a (premeditated) autistic rant, you'd know it was from ME1.

Subtle bait?

I already see it. You invade their space on your arcs and want to settle on their planets, yet they are the villains when they want to throw you out of the galaxy.

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Well user, there are people ITT RIGHT NOW that have not played ME1 before.

lord above

That monster looks cool as fuck and reminds me of a monster from stalker 2 artwork, but I don't remember it being in the game. If it was, it must have looked different.

Holy shit. They didn't even bothered to name resources differently. I bet they will even link Dragon Age as the past of some ME galaxy.

Did the big monster backhanding the critter aggro the critter against the player?

Back to chemistry classes with you.

Damn, I can't even remember if that was in the game at all. A far cry from the concept art, which seems to suggest the primary legs are made out of fused-together corpses, the monster is a mutated human, and the guy it grew out of is stuck permanently in a crucified pose, involuntarily providing support for the abdomen.

Oh shit, wait I'm being retarded. I played both games (pirated them) but I didn't remenber the second one was just anal probes.
In my naivety, I still held in my mind that the Mako lived on to the second game.
I guess they learned how much people like probes and "war assets" with the second and third game.

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Notice the difference between a concept and the final creation.

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The Salarians actually had different faces if I remember correctly. But you are completely right about Turians and Krogans.

Lithium is a real chemical element, user.
This desire to be enraged by something, anything at all, just for the sake of confirmation bias won't do anyone any good. There's plenty of retarded shit to go by, no need to make up even more.


Notice carefully that the critter makes a lunge for the player when it shows up and only turns a bit later, it was already aggroed.

Though, that just makes the game even worse since you're fighting fauna now. It's cool to fight off giant sandworms and massive lizards but common animals and overgrown gorillas aren't very compelling enemies, especially in a space setting where the preservation of fauna should be a priority.

Not to mention you have a fucking jetpack. Just leave them be and go about your business. These space liberal are incompetent hypocrites.

Can i grab this pretty please?

Please?

Thanks!

They really nailed the empty, soulless look of a leftist drone, I gotta give them that.

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All they would've had to do to make this look a little more realistic is speed up the animation.

Also
BRAVO BIOWARE

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Cerberus was the first stab at countering "racism" in their game. We are supposed to oppose Cerberus because of "pro human racism," which is completely logical and legitimate in the setting, especially after you see all the Council species prioritize their damn people first as well once shit hits the fan.

If you just search for "dragon age vivienne whitewashing", you'll get some decent results. It's really a bunch of Tumblrites flipping their shit because people are drawing pictures of what Vivienne would have looked like if she wasn't a nigger.


It's almost like Bioware's art department goes to wax museums and masturbates to the sculptures

Not only that, but she can grab his gun faster than he can pull the trigger.

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Just imagine how much better the world would be if every user of tumblr was gassed. Just imagine.


It's a nigger sow, so that clearly wasn't the selection criteria.

Replace to with on and I think you've just explained the oiliness all their models have.

That's just aesthetics. The way the character was written, introduced and set up was ridiculous - especially in a setting that has such strong bans on use of uncontrolled magic, the HEAD of the mage order abuses magic (and publicly commits murder) in a political setting to prove a point.

It's just fucked from the start.

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Also change her facial expression so she doesn't look like a mouthbreathing retard

I refuse to believe that a team of professionals made that animation, it's almost creepy the way it seems to have been made entirely using fucking SFM, like they didn't even make any mocap work at all, and I sincerely want somebody to come out of the woodwork and say that it was a le epin trole master who faked this because holy shit that video is just sad.

Beyond the animations, sjwware completely squandered the potential for new everything: setting, sights, aliens, it was all served on a golden plate, but nah that would be the result of genuine work and effort and we know how much EA and bioware hate doing any work and effort, so all it boils down to the same aliens, the same guns, the same factions, the same everything, it's really just an HD Remake Port Rehash of ME1 but done much, much worse.

Fuck you bioshit, and fuck you more EA.

And to this day, no one gives a flying fuck about that character and knows who you're talking about when you mention her. Seriously, I heard NO ONE mention her when that game was in full swing.

that webm is nothing but massive cringe, I can't imagine what's it like to do shit like that for work, and know that all the people will see it

There are no professional left at BioWare anymore. It's just poo in the loos, interns and the tumblr writing team.

Just stop giving a shit about ME, or anything BioWare related for that matter and enjoy the games for what they are, the best comedy titles of the decade.


These faggots get so asshurt whenever there are no filthy subhumans in games. Kingdom Come causes them major butthurt, especially since Vavra refuses to budge.

What worse, bioware fags, or animefags, who post anime where they shouldn't?

so a normal fantasy nigger?

We are still 61 years short before Cyberpunk is released, though. Maybe Bioware manages to make a good game by then? :^)


Because, much like Dorian, the "look at how fucking gay I am! Look at it!", she's whitenoise in the story. A character that's nothing but the concept of "a strong independent PoC women".
When you present that concept, that's something to consider and think about for a while, but once you're done, what do you have left?
Nothing.

You have a character that acts petulant and spoiled, who has no subtlety, no interesting stories to tell or talk about, no ambitions except "I want more power!" and before you know it, there's no actual character anymore. Just the concept of her introduction.

I swear, there are probably demons or random mobs with a more interesting and sensible story than that character.

because they recycled assets from DAI. converting frostbyte to DAI took them years so

Token nigger for progressive virtue signaling. Nothing else. What do you expect? Them actually caring about people or any of the issues they're whining about, let alone any effort towards a solution? They're absolute bottom feeders. Fucking worthless.

Daily reminder that EA lost faith so much in the Bioware name that they literally renamed Victory Bioware back to Victory games after the disappointment that was DA:I.

I hope they don't fuck it up. It seems like an incredibly ambitious project, and from the little information that's been leaking out it's even grander than their initial pitch from years ago.

Let's just hope they don't let Witcher 3 get to their heads and keep rehashing the same style of gameplay over and over again.

Ass Defect: Diarrhea will happily fuck itself and then cry rape.

I dont remember it either


OH WAIT I CANT! because its reskinned horse

I would allow RED to make better game at cost of my lifetime for it. You know, playing it at the age of 100.

Because if they will realize all skills from cyberpunk 2020 rulebook along with all roleplay options for all possible characters you can create - it will worth all the wait. On the contrary, i don't want them to rush it.

Looks like EA is likely preparing to kill BioWare for good.

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You could already tell that DA:I was made on a budget, and it seems even more true with ME4. There is very little marketing going on for it, especially compared to previous BioWare releases.

You have no authority over what images people post. Get used to it.

Tbh I'm a little put off by the "stronk independent rebellious cyborg womyn" but hopefully they don't go full sjw like bioware did from da:o to da:i.

I'll be 80 by the release of Cyberpunk so all is good fam.

I'm pretty sure they said she's just a stand in for the player designed MC.

That went batshit insane and butchered a bunch of innocent people.

Also, don't you remember the insane butthurt the leftists unleashed when CDPR showcased the video? Even the cucks at RPS tried to goad them into discussing it and were told to fuck off.

they will work on Sims? oh what a cruel punishment

That's the problem.
Women aren't biologically strong enough to slaughter tens of men - unless they're non-human (eldar), non-physical (mages or cyborgs).
I don't want some "women are stronger than men becuz muh cyborgs" shit.

I didn't care for it. I just watched the video then forgot about it, I'll wait for some actual gameplay before I can have a good opinion about it.

That sounds good tbh, hopefully they continue the Geralt tradition of manly men protagonists who call others cucks.

why did they add that fucking reporter ?
When I saw her the first time, she looked so out of place for some reason.

Oh believe me, I can seriously get into it if I treat it as the unitentional comedy and moral blunder it will become, unfortunately I have to buy the game in order to do so, and there's no reason to give EA any money. I'll pirate it if possible though, if only to laugh and be impressed by the incompetence.

I'm just surprised at the dissapointment that those companies can cause, even with me setting my standards as low as I can manage to. It's a cancer gift that keeps on giving tumors.

Viral marketing? Scoring points with their (unofficial) marketing division? Or maybe it was a holdover of the gamer girls with cute accessories thing.

She's one of IGN's at the time, Jessica Chobot. Naturally, IGN gave ME3 10/10.

You're pathological at this point.

At least as the Bioware forums are gone, the autists can no longer post their fan fiction there.

Just wait until they introduce the new ancient evil, which seeded everyone and has been guiding their evolution (from outside the fucking galaxy) to justifies the similar body plans. It will be defeated by multiculturalism.

Just realized how sad this scene is. Because that's exactly my relationship with women.

Nigger, I'm one of the guys that gets upset at the same kind of shit, but in the context of 2077 it make sense. She was heavily augmented, to the point she has blades coming out of her arms and seems to be impervious to bullets.

IIRC 2077 let's you make a character, select his background and profession (some of which are non-combat), which all influence the game and reactions of NPCs.


Some enterprising soul will stream it so we can all laugh together.

Cuck.

It's gonna be the Reapers again, I guarantee you.

To be honest, it would even make sense. Not that I expect them to think that far.

I'm literally shaking right now omg I can't even.

Funny part is the fan art one is a million times better then bioshits version.

Bit incorrect - they would be able to make it make sense from a in-universe context, but the Reapers are the enemy that Shepard defeated, and they spent 3 whole games building up to that conclusion, to the point of abandoning all player agency and choice in favor of a RGB ending. They're NOT gonna resurrect the Reapers.

I'd bet it'll be something like DAI - that Corypheus dude who got fucked over at every turn and couldn't even look good doing it.

The only thing they have to do, to re-create the reaper me3 experience, is hire 3 different groups of writers for andromeda; one for the beginning, one for the main story, one for the ending.


they arent worth satin. plus: they get turned on by men who objectify them. plusplus: rape is the most common fantasy they have. stop pedestalizing them


I know, but I dont want gaming to move into the "feminism because it makes sense" direction.
That's great tbh, CDPR always gave a lot of freedom of choice when it came to the witcher games. I hope they preserve that.

I've honestly been tempted to learn how to draw just to do things that piss off SJWs.

Don't you get it, user? Multiculturalism defeats all evil, a game said it so it must be true, stop being such an entitled shitlord, ugh, gross.

Holy shit, a game that reacts to the elements that compose your character instead of arbitrary pseudomorality "yes/no" choices? That sounds neat as fuck.

You don't even need much skill or talent. Just shoop some shit together and throw it at them. You're bound to offend someone, even if it's just the quality of your creations.

They magically resurrected an NPC in Dragon Age you beheaded for shit and giggles. They don't care, they can recycle Reaper assets this way.


It's not "feminism because it makes sense", it's an abomination of science that needs to be put down. 2077 takes place in a dystopian, multicultural hellhole. So long as I get to play a right winger that can improve the place I don't care.


Only if CDPR manage to pull it off. I have faith in their writing skills, it remains to be seen how well they'll handle their transition from Witcher to a new IP. Still, it's one of the few future games I remain hopeful about, so there's that.

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Epitome of futility right there. Best part about learning to draw is actually enjoying the activity, and if you do it just for commercial/political reasons, you'd be ruining it for yourself for no other reason than to piss off people who make a career out of being perpetually offended.

That stupid "plot twist" at the end still pisses me off it made no fucking sense.
A bunch of living things made robots to kill living things to stop them from making robots that will kill living things.

Does bioware have any talent there or is entirely comprised of talentless frauds?

So thoroughly hacked, they make mincemeat blush with jealousy.

The original ME1 and ME2 writer wanted an awesome ending (that never got done).
The human reaper at the end of me2 was being done because the dark energy expansion was threatening to destroy the entire universe and reapers needed the best DNA to combat it, which is why they harvested every race.
Protheans came close but humans were just right so the ending was either kill the reapers and try to find a cure for dark energy (hinted at as impossible technologically so humanity would live free for a few more hundreds of years then die) or sacrifice humanity to save the universe.

They ditched it for space kid.

Congratulations Bioware you made the female protag look like a Mexican drag queen, now that Diversity™.

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Who's side are those Krogans in the background on anyway?

I presume her side.
The problem is that I can't see a manly super aggressive krogan getting 2nd place for a nigger woman.
They'd probably challenge her to a melee fight and if she loses then the krogan would take over.
Remember when shepard head kicked a krogan warlord to prove his strength and courage to recruit another krogan on his ship?
Remember when he unfroze the krogan and pulled a gun on him despite being under the krogan's grasp?

Now we have eunuckrogans.

I don't really see how a half-naked crazy chick with a dazed look on her face that just committed a mass murder and is about to get shot in the head execution-style by a guy is "feminism". I'd be more worried if it was a guy with the blades coming out of his arms and a ~strong female gynoid~ ~who don't need no man~ pointing a gun at his head.


But you see, that's just mockery. I want to make something so good that it humiliates the fans of the character and whoever designed her by showing what the character concept could be if it wasn't leftist garbage and to ruin the character for them. I want my rendition to be so good that it ruins their day whenever they see that character because they can't help but think of my version.


I'm not talking about some 40k-tier "fueled by hate" shenanigans. I mean leaning to draw because I've always wanted to but focusing on subject matter that bootyblasts SJWs as my inspiration.

yeah we had some insight through tali's storyline in ME2 about dark energy and how it had fucked up their planet or some shit.

nah, they are guards

I've seen a lot of sci-fi which centered around the idea of a utopian society having advanced technologically enough to the point where ugliness is erased and replaced with carbon-copy images of beauty where individuality is erased in order to fit in with the other beautiful people. Those who chose to stay ugly, to retain their individuality were portrayed as heroic rebels. They're generally pretty good episodes. Twilight Zone flipped this on it's head, and Black Mirror had an episode recently that mixed it up with social presence/social media portrayal. Even Brave New World had shades of it as part of the backdrop to the setting (with the whole tiering of Alphas, Betas, and Gammas, Deltas, etc being genetically engineered for different roles in society)

It's such an easy and powerful narrative tool to make interesting.

How the fuck does Bioware fuck it up so badly by just shoving ugly people into an idealized fantasy - in a setting where ugliness shouldn't exist - and gloss over any kind of reasoning or narrative for why it still exists. It's just… "well, our audience is mostly ugly, and we feel they need representation also we're profoundly lazy, so here's some ugly characters for you."

I guess it must be hard for their team to animate through the tears of not having a female president.

Trump is president! Get over it! Grow up!

Got to throw their petty insults straight back at them.

Someone should print up a bunch of laminated prints of that (and other) image and tape them to the game display cases at Walmart and Target and shit when the game releases..

Is that an actual screenshot or photoshopped?

So they're practically mercenaries?
Even so, I don't see them becoming peaceful and obedient all of a sudden, especially towards those weaker than them.

Trump is also pro-gay. On his last victory speech he made statement that america must fight off bigotry.

Holla Forums is now cucked severely by Trump fans. That faggot goes on every compromise jews ever give him. I am certain he will build the wall, i am certain he will get rid of muslims, that's all psyop propaganda that he will not fulfill his promises he made before election, but he will never get rid of degenerates, and nationalists will get severe punishments under his rule.

Don't mind me, hate me and hate my message. I don't care, i am skeptical about this guy. If he will stop completely wars in middle east after defeating isis, i'l believe this guy is genuine, before that - no. Because i fear he will fight for greater israel instead.

That's still some pussy worth shooting the president over.

notice me Jodi-Sempai

Boy that sure is a lot of writing just to say that you suck cock.

Yeah, but that sort of progression creates a very specific sort of context. Instead of utilizing tech for transhuman/ubermensch or expansionist aspirations etc, humans as a general choose to ape classical standards of beauty and find no issues with not differentiating themselves from each other. Bluntly put, it's a nice concept but often utilized in a way that makes it nothing but dumb writing.

Bioware tried to explain (badly) the need for better character design by having NPCs reflect the state of the region/world and their lives and occupations in a low-fantasy fashion, rather than opting for idealized broad-strokes high fantasy. Unfortunately, while it's a nice idea they completely missed the point (randomly adding imperfections without giving a fuck about context) and got some political shit mixed in - so now they just sound like hacks.

he's a fucking neo-con

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Found the trumpcuck.

Die.

They just didn't show the part where not!FemShep wrestled the Krogan and drank the Turian under the table to assert her dominance, you fucking shitlord.

Shit you're right.
brb checking my privilege

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Wasnt hiring some krogan mercenaries always a option? I cant remember them going full "strenght and might above all" the whole time

Skepticism is always a good thing, since thus far only a few things have happened:
I'd say things are looking up thus far.

True, they've waited until less than 6 months before launch to show a glimpse of the game.
Let's not forget that they also closed down the forums in august.

Don't forget

Certainly better than the shitshow the past eight years have been.

its from trailer


she is HOTHEAD thats why


you are not wrong, but still Hillary would be disaster, shame that pol cant see what they become

well they probably hire from tumblr. and we all know what tumblr is good for…

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Most Holla Forumslacks with a functional brain have either abandoned Holla Forums to its fate or have been permabanned because they tried to have a fun topic.

Holla Forums is now GG 2.0, with the same kind of laser focused hyper autism that chokes the life out of any board it infects.

also I forgot that at least on that vid no party banter? I doubt they would take that completely out of game

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It's just another derail following rote responses from the lowest common denominator. Goonbait, really.

(VIDEO GAMES)

Even as I guy I know you don't that kind of shit. Holy fuck.

is the protag williams from ME 1? It looks a lot like her

no. no one from those games are there since it takes like 600 years after

What the fuck is wrong with her eyes, right at the start? It's like she becomes possessed!
That kind of crap is usually reserved to photoshops made for fun, not official trailers.

It's the ghost of Karl Marx coming to pozz a new galaxy.

it wasnt such trailer it was the BIG REVEAL at GameAwards.

I just want to say that on the disarming animation she points the gun to herself while the other guy still has a finger on the trigger

Karl Marx being an alien that visited Earth to soften it up for an easy alien invasion would be a neat twist.
Of better yet, his own planet blew up after he suceded but "that wasn't true communism" so he came to earth to try it again but failed because Yacub beat him in the race to get here.


So the big reveal is that the MC is mentally handicapped? Because it explains the shifty eyes and the optimistic smile when facing certain death.
I guess "mentally chalenged people" would be the next step for their inclusiveness and their new playerbase.

Maybe they can add in a Paragon reaction to shoot yourself and end the game

I dont know who the fuck thought it was good idea to release trailer with obvious bugs and such maybe the Currycunts.
It was funny since Kojimas game was right at the beginning what I think is much more hyped game than andromeda

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Kojima's game seems to be a bit pretentions, as all his stories are but they often end up being amusing anyway and make for a very good game.
I really wanna see Cyberpunk 2077 and Death Stranding released at the same time as Andromeda just so that company finnaly dies or at least re-assess their situation.

Bethesda still remains the main company all furfags expect.

and human faced humanoid golems as main enemy

ratchet & clank and splatoon are being held hostage by fucking consoles and Owlboy is some pretentious fagshit.

If you are a furrfag degenerate, being a consolefag also isn't going to make you more degenerate.

They only made a hand full of skeletons so they can reuse all animations with different models strapped to them.

But I have to WASTE MONEY on a Nogames4™

I know that.
Would it be harder to go with something simple like Hanar (floating jellyfish)?
Just making more but simpler aliens so there is true diversity in it and not a diversity of human races like in StarWars

Jews being actual lizard people and your not-XCOM being tasked with destroying them would be a pretty lulzy game to have.

It's like a kitbash of different 3D models: the head from the Promethean knight from Halo 4, spartan's legs in bodysuit, Turian armor/torso and organic arm armor plates from nuDoom multiplayer.

Why his pants have holes on the ass? Is that fanservice or just stupid design?

It's Bioware, so probably both

Guess geophiles are a thing.

That thing was in the first game already though.

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Ok, your comment managed to actually make me angry.

Son, are you fucking retarded? are you actually retarded or is this your first time viewing anything cyberpunk from your parents laptop?

while we are at it, why not take out megacorporations, cyberspace and vast sprawling conspiracies?
If they put a qt augmented girl in there, it's because it's a staple of the genre. It's been there since its inception, and if you are worried that a POLISH studio will put a cyborg girl in a CYBERPUNK game to pander to feminists, you are VERY new to the genre.

Did the criminal organizations build their own arks before anybody else? What the fuck?

Didn't that guy in the middle became a tranny or some shit like that?

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That was there since the self-serve ads started existing here on 8ch, you history revisionist fuck. Fuck, Hotwheels said he put them there himself because he's a Trump fan in a podcast.
Yes I know I'm replying to a post made 10 hours ago and I don't care

Looks like hot shit, its trailer is hot shit, and I am ==STILL FUCKING PISSED== over ME3's color scheeme ending and refuses to give these fucking SJW hack writers a fucking shekel, I dont give a fuck if they make a Tuarin gril with the fattest fucking ass and Asarian oger with tits the size of water melons, any one who is ran by a bunch of SJW anti- white racist can go gargle the cuck cocks they so value and die.

Fuck I can't do any fucking shit right.
Have tits as a apology

Is it just me, or is he gonna get slide bite if he fires?
Also seems to have two fingers on the trigger for some reason.

These people don't know how to fire a gun and going to a range to learn would trigger them.

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