BREASTS OF THE WILD

A stock Tegra X1 is stronger than the WiiU, and the Switch is using a semi-custom Tegra, so it's a safe assumption that yes, it'll run better than the WiiU version.

What if Zelda was a boy?

Zelda is trapped. Her sexually is repressed.

So based on the two trailers we can get

I hope that small town wasn't the only town, that would shit me hard, but at the same time it isn't architecturally the same as the goat herder's houses shown in other trailers. There are too many pieces that look like cutscenes, I don't want much in the way of cutscenes.

Considering the attention to detail being put into the animations I wonder if the Accordian is animated properly.

I'm fine with an option.

They could have lied about it

with no doubt it will run better, hopefully Nintendo makes it 60fps on the Switch, then I will just buy the Switch and ignore the WiiU release.

I doubt there will be a female link or a playable female character.
What I am predicting is that the lustrous female in the trailer is Zelda, or the descendant of the royal family like Wind Waker. Since the world is in an post-apocalyptic state, there are many villages hiding around the world.

The story is of course you have to get rid of the evil, restore Zelda to her throne etc.

I don't think it is too, but I'm not ruling out the addition of choosing the players gender or a second playable character. Maybe it's Linkle and you wake them up from another tomb.

Those were in Wind Waker dongus.

When wasn't it confirmed? It's in the fucking title.

Clearly female link, why else would they hide the face and tease her like this?

$10 says the parrot people are evolved forms of the feather fags from Wind Waker

I think it's Zelda.
The way she walks gives it away.

In WW the Ruto (if that's what these are) were people with who could turn their wings into arms and had beaks. This is a straight up bird dude.

It's Zelda or Link's (nonplayable) sister. They're on screen at the same time.

Another possibility is a semi customizeable companion, there was that random character fighting along side link during the trailer.

They look way different than the Rito though.

Some people were speculating that because weapons break that it wouldn't be useable as a weapon, I doubted this but now it's confirmed so whatever.

After looking at one of the birds, the one which grabs Link and flys him up to the floating airship, he kinda looks like a loftwing from Skyward Sword.

Or Zelda, I can see it. Will probably be a cutscene and the story but nothing more.

The zora used to be salamander people who shot fireballs. Now they are sexy fish lolis. Just roll with it.

Lets be fair though, evolution in Zelda is whatever, the Kokiri turned into little tree men, the lizalfos turned into chameleons, the Zora turned into Rito who only fly because magical scales give them wings. the Moblin's changed from stout to tall and lanky

And then the Zoras evolved into less sexy bird people. It's best not to get too concerned over the technicalities of LoZ games

Don't forget to preorder.

Evolution in Zelda DOESN'T EXIST. The Goddesses made the world as it is. All species are stable unless changed by magic or divine power.

As soon as Nintendo announces a Breath of the Wild Switch bundle, I'm running straight over to my nearest store.

I use the term loosley fag, it's like Pokemon evolutions.

A flawless plan.

Post Wind Waker confirmed.

To be fair I think only fresh water ones evolved into bird people. It makes sense because salt water would kill them. The salt water ones are probably having a gay old time at the bottom of the ocean floor, turning into Anglerfish Zora or frolicking through the bioluminescent deep sea grass with little biological change.

The trailer even had wind waker sound effects

I wonder why it runs so poorly on Wii U, doesnt look that better over Dragons Dogma or Twilight Princess.

What part of magic don't you niggers understand?

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Why would they evolve into magic?

user that was an adult you tard.

Yes please

Don't forget Ganon is the old man

ALSO REMEMBER MIDNA IS IN THIS GAME

The only gay Zora on gay Zora porn that I could find. Enjoy it.

Don't fucking lie on the internet. Do it again and you're grounded.

I'm calling it now, it's Link's mom.

what if this game is a converging point for both time lines?

Why wouldn't they? If you look at naturalistic evolution, humans are the most magically advanced, followed by large birds and cats, followed by lizards.

There are three timelines.

Well there's that one pic Beay did of young Link in a blue tunic surrounded by Zoras

It already has those little tree fuckers from The Weed Wacker.

Cant wait for the gorons or that fucker to show up again.

That's not Zora on Zora then is it?

i know that, i'm talking about the adult and child lines, not the hero fails one

Who's would you rather fug, Twinrova or Ruto?

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why not both?

Twinrova counts as two, so it would be a foursome

Would it be a threeway or a foursom since Twinrova is actually two old ladies?

Loli Ruto. Also loli Malon.

Futo

I know, just sayin. Not a lot of Zora art in general.

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You never know.

i want to speciesmix with both

if Twinrova is a giantess I'd enjoy fucking her more than Ruto, unless ruto's body is slimy in which case slippery sex

Female Link is never going to happen, Shigeru said so.
Also, this would destroy Link as an established character, fuck up the already bad lore, etc.

I knew it. Link would grow up to be a fine beautiful woman. And there's nothing neither tumblr or Holla Forums can do about it.

Too bad art for it is mostly shit.

I have never bought a Nintendo Console, only ever their handhelds and emulated things years later.
Can someone explain to me why this game looks like fun? It's a strange sensation to want to go and buy a console and game on release based off 2 trailers.
Have I become normalised?

You're supposed to choose both. Both have huge disadvantages. Such ass Ruto smelling like tuna, and Twinrova reverting back to two old hags and you have to talk them back into fusing when they fight with each other.

I want a Zelda eroge so badly

You're attracted by the art design. Go play in the woods tomorrow afternoon and you'll feel better.

dont do what
says.
Outside is scary. You'll get bit by snakes and spiders and shit.

smelling like fish isnt too bad, and the universe of zelda is full of magic so im sure you can force her to stay that way

Ruto has no areola/nipples so not sure if that would affect anything as well

Since there is no real place to talk about Zelda anymore (all forums are dead, informer is just crappy ads), I'll put my theories here.

1. This game is after all timelines.
It should be noted that Ganon was killed off in most timelines.

2. You will have companions, (akin to Skyrim)
>Waifus are here to stay (thanks for making anime real), except Midna, Maron, Saria

3. This game will give us lots of lore, but won't force-feed us

4. Random tidbits

Quads confirm, Veran the best

We need more female villains.

But user, the animation is really smooth, the combat looks like something that isn't just mash A to win, and they've shown a lot of variety in locations.
I really want to buy it.
I'll regret the decision.
Maybe I'll buy it, Mario and Pokemon, then enjoy those, leave it on base firmware and wait for hacking.

Of course not, I live in rural Australia. I have better things to do than be attacked by the wildlife in my front yard that I have to manage by baiting half of my property.

Why do you say we won't see Shadow Folk?
Also, perhaps the game is a merger of all the timelines so that they can reunify characters/locations/etc.

if i had to choose between the two, ruto. what i would want is a harem of midna, ruto, and a gerudo princess.

Yes. Wymynz need more representation

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There are so many good Zelda girls that go under the radar, like Crazy Tracy. For a series as popular as Zelda you would think that there would be a decent amount of porn for the characters that most people overlook or forgotten about..

I want this. I want Linkle to be Link's country bumpkin cousin that secretly wants his dick.

Aw yeah, now this is how you properly kill a thread
ROLLING!

I think it's because Midna got so popular. Now she is what TTYD is to Paper Mario. Never ever. That got a bit too personal. I don't think they'll use any of the established parallel worlds, Lorule, Termina, Twilight realm, or even the nations we've seen - at least in this installment.
I agree, but my above statement stands here.

Generally speaking, women aren't in the villain role all that often. Heck, Force Awakenings would have been a much better movie if they'd just swapped Mary Sue and Donut Steel. Unbeatable female villain Mary Sue who will eventually lose..

wew, farmers life!

don't, STOP

Maku Tree best girl. That Twinrova and Ruto question was just there to trick you.

I rolled Midna before.

Except in practically every movie made in the 40s

I bet you I will get the objective best girl

Rollin

Wouldn't mind DLC that added moderately sized alternate worlds.
By the scope of the trailers they've shown, it's massive, so full alternate worlds like Lorule, Twilight or Dark World (which I consider different to Lorule) wouldn't be feasbile, but a 8GB DLC for Termina would be possible.

Also, rollin'.

No waifu for you.

My new gained ability to time travel says I can reroll

this, maku tree was great

Needs more 3D mega milk

ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLU

Trips > Sex

rollan

I've only ever watched old movies that are made locally (Finland), and the enemies tend to be Russians. That, or there are no villains and it is a comedy.

Actually, I'd agree with that. It'd be actual content. Shame about the Amiibos.

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God damn do I want 43 so badly

Fucking damn it…

Marin best girl

this shit looks worse than shadman

I would be surprised if that isn't Zelda

rollan

last time I got Cia, lets see

Time to self roll.

41 is obviously the superior choice. Although there are men with peatrician taste.

Roll.

98 is best choice

Transform and roll out.

Will you deflower your little sister user?

rolling

Could they be drawn better first?

As long as she calls me onii-chan, sure.

this is all trash, there are no good pics of Nabooru

LET'S GO, LADS

Somebody or other at Nintendo already said it wasn't off the table due to her sheer popularity with Hyrule Warriors, last I checked.

Roll.

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If it was, indeed, Linkle and not Aryll, I suppose you get to name her, like you name Link in every game and Epona in TP? A man can dream.

Try not looking on Pahshit

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Todd BTFO.
Holy fucking shit.

Maybe this arrangement will be steamy?

please give me holy 0 trips so I can be the 4th piece of the triforce.

I kek'd more than I should've.

This is something I love. I'll try every weapon. They might even have flails, since Ball & Chain made an appearance in TP. Todd eternally BTFO.

fuck.
1 digit away from my actual waifu.

Of those two, Twinrova
But i'd rather fug Agitha, shes cute and likes insects

I still think they are hiding a bunch of content too.I think the world will feel like a living breathing world if things like seasons which I'm not sure about and ai scheduling work the way I think they will.

I can't even identify that second weapon.

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Get some taste.

tbh my dream roll would be 000, then I would get 63, 63 and finally 65. Then I can have a foursome with the 3 goddesses in mortal form.

i hope cemu is ready by the time this comes out

African throwing knives are in? They look inefficient, but as long as they are balanced in their flight, they are guaranteed to give a sore wound to unarmored targets. This leads to African type infection and death.

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

So… basically there's alien invaders, and Hyrule is in a state of disrepair that everything's back to wilderness?

Definitely both

And Midna to

What the hell rolling

give me good one

Those are the melee weapons.

98 is underrated
no good porn

ROLLING.

whatever you get, I also get

I deserve this.

Haha, there is no 77 apparently. But you got trips so you can roll three more times maybe?

What have you done?

roll

Well… at least you have doubles right?

Apparently getting trips and fucking dubs for no god damn reason.

rolling midnight wank

why

roll

ROLLING FOR A GOODUN

Kek is no designator of waifus. Let Ruto be proof of this.

roll

Eh, lactation isn't that great, but it'll do.

rolling again, give me something that's not shit you fucking nigger

roll

Rollin'

We better be able to play with them like in TP.

Who are 25?

Twin dancers from Majora Mask.

who did I just get?

roll

pixiv aint doing much better

rln

…Huh.

I WANNA FUCK THAT BIRD

Apparently you can throw the spears, too, so I don't see the problem.
youtu.be/Na1cIOmfBlU?t=2m29s (timestamp > embed)

Roll

wew

WEW

oh boy

WEW LAD

There's a second page for ranged weapos which has the bow and the bow clips, so it won't be a primarily ranged weapon but a melee weapon that you can throw like all other melee weapons.

True, but it's not like you can't use African throwing knives in melee combat in real life either.

benis

No stop that.

Nice

Oh boy, here we go again.

please don't let it be shit.

It won't be. Just don't overhype it.

let's go

It's literally avoiding the greatest sin of open world games today, objectives aren't marked on your heads up display, characters give you directions in the game the examples have been so far, see that mountain, you will climb that mountain or you can stay on this plateau fuck you, and the bird singing a verse to Link that contains the directions to his objective, about how to find the shrine.

Is there anything else you wanted to know?

its pretty much the only reason i'm considering buying a switch, I haven't paid for a console in years. The only reason I have a ps3 is because my brother gave me his when he got a ps4.

the stupid fucker

This game will not be worth getting a whole console over.

Is that CD-I Zelda? He’s right; that image is the best looking thing of hers I’ve ever seen.

I'm considering it under the assumption the switch will actually have games. It seems like its getting a fair amount of buzz.

You will know in just over a months time.

But the wonderful games from Bethseda available on the Nintendo Switch will be.

Nigger I know right now.

I only meant to reply to the other guy.

See, this just isn’t cutting it.

Rollin

this dude knows his shit man, like can you imagine being able to play skyrim on the go? It'll be hella cool man

can I go home now pete, this fucking degrading

If it was a real African throwing knife the blades would be shaped like penises.

Nice try, but there is more to it than that.

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They kill with infection as well, so the AIDS function is there as well.

Silly me. Getting some coffee.

You seem surprised user. You do realize it's exactly what we do right?

Latin name for sheath is a variant of vagina.

Rollan

roll

Does the fact that they censored Ruto's nippleless breasts by giving her breast fins in the Ocarina 3D remake mean that in the newer version she actually does have nipples canonically?

I'm not fapping until next Tuesday

F U C K

these aren't new to the series or new to other games either

You sure aren't

Only to bateman when you do

rollin

Yet they're still amazing to people because most gamedevs are still too lazy to implement such simple behaviors

You don't worry that Zelda becomes more of an elderscrolls game than elderscrolls do you?

Men can have boobs and long hair

Hope BotW has cool magic weapons.
I remember a fireball that bounced everywhere and set fire to everything from E3.
I fucking love crazy-ass magic weapons.

jesus that looks so much like falco

Those are men that usually live a life of sucking dick.

macro

I don't even know why I clicked on this thread. Rolling.

post more Ruto

how about a fuck
for luck

Too much civilization for it to have "Wild" on the title.
Also Link looks like he came straight out of Tumblr

FUCK

roll

OFF BY FUCKING ONE

rollerskatez

Fuck it, rolling.

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I wants me a fairy

Damn, one off

I don't usually fap to nintendoshit, so rollaroo

I'm not very happy with this outcome.

i was trying to get 10

let me contribute to the slow, painful, and ugly death of this thread, too!

Rolling

Also wew if that's zelda I'm kinda looking forward to her model :^)

Dunno, but I like that thing.

It does and we also don't know, the weapons with the star icons appear to be magic, so that big sword has some magic power, that leaf has magic power and perhaps the weapon I couldn't identify is a rod but what kind of rod, the rod of blades? The other rods are Lightning Rod and unidentified, There's also the puzzle solving tools that can double as weapons in the Sheika tablet, but we know almost nothing about that too.

That's why I capped him.

This will be our new god.

your drawing makes it look like a snake with fangs

lessee what sort of digits we got here

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Lets roll

This

fuck

rollin'

Rolland

Fuck everything

Rollin

THAT AIN'T FALCO!

Am I on 4cuck? Are we being fucking raided right now?

Holla Forums has always been pretty stupid. Why are you surprised?

What did you expect? Actual discussion of video games?

Re-rolling for the fairy

Shit

rawling

fuck you, rolling

all praise him!

I expected more lewds

I liked him better without the toungue

As opposed to a snake without fangs?

snake sword makes you snaker

Do you feel in charge?

I know I'm in charge, but the first image has the look on his face like he just got that thing for christmas.

it's fucking Zelda you massive retards, this is going to retcon her retarded origin story in skyward sword or I'm not buying it

You're not in charge.

I'M IN CHARGE HERE!

sssnake sssanta sssslithered in through the sssmoke ssstack with a ssselection of ssstrange weapons and the one that ssstole his attention happened to be the ssserpent sssword that originated in sssouthern egypt or sssedan

How? I already have the image I wanted.

Mini lamias are the fucking cutest. I need more.

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Thanks user

rollan

REMinds of giving tree rule 34 I saw once

rolling

it's time

hoping for the best #20

RORINGU

someone post that pic of the chat logs

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I just woke up. I didn't expect to kill the thread this hard.

Rolling

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Story?

Can she really fit that entire thing in her mouth?

You'd be surprised by how large of things snakes can eat whole. Pythons have been known to swallow deer whole

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