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LEAKS WHEN

Is this shit too like the last 2 games?

I remember some user in a thread a while back made some shitty refrigerator-tier drawing for the art museum backers bonus. If anyone finds it they better post it.

Neat. My physical copies of Risky's Revenge and Pirate's Curse show up today too.

IN A DISTANT LAND, I, SHANTAE, THE SHAPESHIFTING MASTER OF BONERS, UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE VIDEO GAME

BUT, A FOOLISH PIRATE SLUT WIELDING A MAGIC LAMP STEPPED FORTH TO OPPOSE ME.

It's not open in the early access build

Those damn cockteases.

I have something for you to check, user

Wait the art galley is open, you just gotta find shit

Shantae seems kind of pale. Not as white as she initially was before they turned her brown again,but not as brown as I remember seeing her in promotional materials. But maybe I'm just imagining things.

They're just pandering to every fetish

shawntey

Smile when you say that!

im so ready

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there is gonna be drm free versions

Is it fun?

Kiwi.

I'm having fun so far, but I need to play more before I can fully put a verdict on it.

It's also pretty lewd too

I want to put more than that

I'm not kosher.

have some tree tits to calm down

Thats a big bird

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You give her the salted caramel to get her seeds

I'll give her my seed.

My boner eagerly awaits the release day for the non-backers. The games are pretty fun too.

That's a toddler user. Lewds when?

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I didn't buy it, but that's exactly what the icon for it looked like

And?

The odds of getting any lewd art are pretty low, sadly.

Looks fucking NOICE

Fuck off. Tell me when I can buy a DRM free copy.

I think gog but my bank doesn't let me by from gog so it's just as lost as if it's on steam. I wish they would give other options.

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It's gonna be on gog and the humble bundle shop drm free

Source? That's the only place I can buy that's drm free, I would love to support them for having pro buyer lack of drm.

Fucking sick, can't wait.

its arbor day in my pants

backer email awhile back said it I'm pretty sure.

If true then that makes my day, and it will be the second game I've bought all year.

waiting for the code

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WILL THE MUSIC BE AS FUCKING AMAZING AS THE FIRST GAME?

pls

I'm not liking it.
I don't know much about music but I get the impression the complexity of the music has been toned down from the previous games.
Plus I'm not sure what place this genre has in this game.

I'm feeling you on the music. Pirate's Curse was an unrelenting funk barrage with the most cruel and unusual basslines seen in a platformer since Jazz Jackrabbit.
Half-Genie Hero is competent but just a bit "eh" in comparison.

THICC
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Did someone say Thicc?

I wish this was a SK thread now

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Shawntey confirmed. (Look in Gallery 10)

Whatever, here's the pic expanded.

Why does it look different?

I guess he refined it to make it look more like a child's crayon drawing and less like something made using the mspaint fill tool.
It's possible that was done at the request of wayforward, I think they said they would work with the backers to get something suitable.

I had the demo uninstalled I had no idea I'm downloading it right now.

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So his art ended up in the game?
holy shit.

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Fuck this.

What a lewd girl.

I want Shantae to tease me all over with her hair and give me a hairjob; leaving no inch of my cock and balls uncovered by her gorgeous locks. After keeping me on edge for a while, she'll tie a lock of hair around my dick to keep me from cumming and ride me for a while, the rest of her hair falling over her body and tickling my chest as she bounces up and down.

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Some minor voice acting from Shantae here and there. Overall it used that art style fairly well, Shantae's flowing body and hips are really distracting. Almost every female jiggles even that large ones. Screenshots are rendered private as well.

And that's how you get every item/magic upgrade right after you beat the mermaid part

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Hopefully they won't end up preventing transformations in the bathhouse.

user, i am 32 and i am sure i draw worst than that

That's broken and chances are it will be patched.

here

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I backed the game and selected Steam, why haven't I got a key?

its a jewish scam, thats why

Because you're retarded

Did you get the key for the beta build? if you activated that on steam it's the same as the early access build.

chill they said already it will take a few days for everyone receive their key
im also waiting

Can someone add that pic? So we can have a conclusion about anons art

yes pls

Early access was a tier of rewards. Unless you backed it by a good amount, you won't get it. If you did, you should have gotten a key ages ago for an even earlier version of the game.

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I bet she's incredibly loving so if you got with her and had sex she would never leave you ever.

She seems pretty loving. She'll love you so much, she'll please you in sex as much as possible.

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How does one talk to this girl in the first level?

only in your mind mate.

Shantae was definitely pimped out by Uncle Mimic. He knew he could make a good amount of money by selling her body.

Pregnant Shantae is super sexy, but she's a pure girl who would devote herself solely to her one true love!

Her one true love is being a meat toilet.

Rude!

Get the monkey dance and go back to the level

Shantae a CUTE.

I WAN 2 FUG ROTTYTOPS

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im not a waifu haver but shantae is literally flawless and only gets better. people with shantae waifu have done well

You're goddam right.

She only wants your brain, user.

I always think with my dick.

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DELETE THIS

You don't get a key yet - Early Access Demos have been updated for the backers who had access. The Demo has been updated to what is essentially the full game, but they still technically call it the demo so they can fill out any bugs or make any last revisions before sending the game out. Just restart Steam and you'll get the update, or check it for updates.

So hopefully she'll be in that space princess outfit yes?

You weren't a good enough goy.

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Bolo is a real human bean and a real hero.

kebako is mai waifu

Well duh, brain is the biggest sexual organ.

lol at the cog dissonance faggotry in the shantae threads tbh

come to think of it why isn't shantae dumped already?

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I may be wrong here but has nobody acknowledged how cool it is that the devs drew the remaining characters in the same style? They certainly didn't have to and just could have posted only Shantae. It's like they gave us an appreciative nod that they knew or something.

Well yeah, you could motorboat the left & right hemisphere, but drilling the hole in their head is such a pain in the ass. Though it is real easy to get them to make that ahegao face that way, plus it's neat to see them twitch out when you come in at an angle and bump a lobe.

Can somebody explain to me why the picture that was reportedly submitted is different from the one in the game .
Did they ask Roy if he wanted to change anything before it's actually put in the game?

I'm betting if Roy asked them to change it back or something they probably would, but the version they made is just so more fitting.

That's what they do!
Kinda average platformer sadly.

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Please avoid posting such crude and tasteless things in the future, thank you.

oh anoooooon…

I think he means the brain fucking, not the cropped porn reaction image.

aw

That reminds me that we've gotten barely any LWA doujins at all. Damn shame, since Akko's so cute.

it's animated too

pls no

Don't do that to Fem Link user. That kills people really quickly.

I want a doujin where Shiny Chariot take young Akko and shows her the magic of pure love. A cute story with lots of tender lovemaking between a lady and a loli.
In the end they have to split up, but they promise to stay true to one another. The last page would have the teacher that used to be SC building up her courage and going to confess and reunite with Akko.

imagine if little witch academia was good and wasn't just trigger shit

But it was great Satan. It's why everyone had high expectations from Trigger.

it was novel, cliche, gimmicky and all style, no substance. Trigger has proven time and time again they can't deliver anything worth shit.

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I'm going to need examples of what's wrong. Near as I can tell, they picked a simple story and did a good job of telling it with great visuals. Were you hoping for some shitty Mortal Kombat time travel story or something?

Oh, sorry, didn't realize this was bait until I re-read it.

I finally 100% the game, and above all else, one thing sticks out to me: I wish the snek mechanic was more fleshed out.
The concept of it is great, and I love it, the ability to trade spells for new ones. But there's only two spells that you can trade for, and neither of them are very good. Oh, what do I want, the spell that blows up everything on screen, or the spell that turns me into a tiny fish? Even for a character that's only there as a kickstarter tier, she feels like a complete afterthought. I would be perfectly happy with further delay if it meant giving the snek more attention, and better dances. Dances that actually had a significant effect on gameplay.

Also, some of the transformations barely get any attention at all. The spider form is used maybe once or twice which is sort of acceptable seeing as it's not even a spell you need to beat the game and her venom shot doesn't poison enemies, which I think is a huge letdown. And while they make enough use of the bat that it's not completely useless once you unlock the harpy, its special echo skill is used exactly once, in a single challenge room, that I beat before I even unlocked the skill. And worst of all, we don't even get succubus Shantae.
Saying this out loud, I find myself thinking of an alternative to make everybody happy: bat Shantae could have started with the special echo ability, and more than one room could have made use of it, and in exchange, the chest that had that skill would instead let her transform from a bat into her succubus form. It even makes sense thematically, since you find the echo ability in a haunted house area.

How is it?

Structurally, it's great. The levels are built well enough to incorporate the skills and transformations, and the secrets are all hidden well enough away that exploration is interesting and engaging. Combat is a little iffy; maybe I just need to improve, but some of the fights, particularly the bosses, are just a little bit bullshit. Maybe I was just spoiled by how the bosses in Pirate's Curse were easy enough that I didn't need to use the different weapons, but if you don't use your spells in this one, you're gonna get your ass handed to you. The Ammo Baron fight, for instance, is a special breed of bullshit, because he can surround himself with up to three layers of contact damage human shields that are nearly impossible to dodge.

The story was nice enough, but some of it didn't really mesh all that well. For what it is, it has a decent length, but the stretch goal levels really sort of stand out in the way they're introduced. "Okay Shantae, the next place you've gotta go is- hold the fucking phone, girl, you need to go over here now and solve some other problem!" Not a huge dealbreaker, but the pacing could have been a little better.

Aside from all that, the only real issue I had was with the use of transformations, as I mentioned before.All things considered, it just didn't use them to their full potential, with one-time gimmicks and abilities that just don't bring anything unique to the table. And the snake girl is basically useless, her presence is so insignificant.

Aside from all that, though? Fantastic, totally worth the wait. Plus it's getting all that sweet character DLC after its official release, so who knows, it might have even more replay value in the future.

This never fails to make me smile

Bath-house lady mentioned a Wizard at easternmost waterfall, but I'm having finding him. I think you need him for the light crystal?

Pretty good game thus far.

There's only one real question. Is Squid Smith back?

Yeah, loving the game so far. It's interesting that while the first few felt like Metroidvanias, this one's got a bit more of a classic feel, what with the stage select and each world being somewhat self-contained.

The wizard is pretty well-hidden at the centre of the waterfall area. You'll need to have done the desert tower first, and use your new powers in a creative way…

To avoid wasting a LOT of time, make sure you've got the Lollipop before you do this.

Use the Mouse transformation to go inside the textures in the walls. There's a bunch of other treasures to find this way, too.

Tragically, no. You just find straight-up heart containers without having to collect Squids. She doesn't even make a cameo.

I was mildly disappointed not to see Bran-Son again either.

Not the worse news I've heard today, but adds another nail.

I need to bury my face in Shantae's jams-clad bosom.

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But Sucy is the best academia.

What a surprise

No, the surprise is that people still care about this series because "MUH WAIFUS"

I disagree, but I respect your opinion.

so now that people have had time to play it…
did it escape any sort of agenda pushing? I'm thinking about downloading it.

So, it's somewhere in the centre? I suspected as much
Now I just need to find the exact entrance

Your opinion is wrong.

In case you still didn't track it down…
Top-right corner of the map, there's a tiny monkey-sized hole that seems impossible to reach by jumping (it is).

Go all the way to the left of the map, and you'll find a platform at about the same height. Change into the Bat to fly all the way across the map and you'll be at the exact right height to fit into the hole. Destroy the blocks there and you'll be able to enter the maze in the walls.

You'll then have to navigate through the various moving blocks to move from wall to wall, eventually reaching the point where the Wizard is hiding. (He initially appears as just a twinkle of light until you get very close.) Rather frustratingly, the Mouse Bite doesn't work inside the walls for some reason, so watch out for the enemies.

While we're talking about gameplay, did anyone figure out where the Waterfall powerup is?

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In the burning town, use the Harpy to fly all the way up at the start of the level. There's a chest up there.

Fuck it if race mixing is wrong I want to impregnate and love Shantae so eagerly and badly it hurts me. I never will and that's that. I'm just so alone man and she so cute and sexy

Thanks, no idea how I managed to miss that. I flew all over everywhere else…

I don't know if I should start it now or just wait for the full release.

i get the feeling there will be easter eggs that wont be in the full game.
i have nothing to prove it

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I want to hug her so much

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Cheer up user, at least we get cute pictures of goth shantae.

Thank you. I didn't have the time to play yesterday, so your advice saved me some time and frustration.

I did find a Gallery Key and Heart Holder.
After that it looks like there should be a moving platform, but none appear.

I'll have to play some more to see where I went wrong.

Ah crap, but i kinda understand why it got scrapped maybe to avoid raising the rating, i really don't like when sometimes some abilities are used once or twice kinda defeats the purpose of finding it.

it clearly fucking says emoshantae.jpg you fucking retard,why are you so retarded omg,so fucking stupid retarded stupid idiot,retard.Like what the fuck are you doing,just stop.

Fucking degenerate.

I see there are several entrances hidden in the level.

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Looking kinda zone-tan there Shantae.

do you think there are easter eggs in this beta that you wont see in the full game?

Is HGH as good, better, or worse than Pirates Curse?

So, wait… it's going to have a physical release a full week before the digital release? That's kind of… odd, isn't it? I fucking despire pre-ordering, but I had to put cash down on this one since nobody else in the area is carrying it except for GameStop and they're only getting PreOrder Copies +1 because they don't think it'll be a big seller. Ordering online would have had me waiting a few extra days for shipping.

I've been kind of debating whether or not I should cancel it and just get a digital version… but hell, I don't want to wait an extra week. Especially since early reviews from backers seems to be fairly positive, and there hasn't been any apparent buttfuckery like what surrounded Mighty No. 9's development.

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Errr… I think Dec. 20 will be the physical and general release.
Dec. 13 will be when backers will get their digital download codes. That's the impression I got.

Pirate's Curse has such a good OST.

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HGH is a good game, Pirate's Curse is just a little bit better.

I wish there was more.

Me too.

I want to give lots of kisses to Shantae's midriff.

My receipt says the street date for the game is 12/13. I was told it would be ready for me to pick up then.

Maybe the store has outdated release dates? Another possibility is that you'll actually get an early copy.

Didn't see anything on Xseeds twitter.

The latest email says this:
- The digital release date is on the 20th.
- Xseed is in charge of confirming the physical release date.
- Backers will get their official codes next week, but for some consoles they're set to activate on the 12th.

i want her to physically release my sexual tension

If they did that, a lot of anons would go full allah snakbars in the devs HQ

Has there been any SJW TRIGGERING over this game yet?
On one hand the game is oversexualised as fuck, but on the other it does have a minority female protagonist and people are excited about the game.

As you said, it gives cognitive dissonance to tumblrettes. I remember something about this years ago.

There was like one twitter post where someone wanted to know how much they had to pay to put some clothes on Shantae, but otherwise I don't think there's been much hubbub about the series.

Maybe it's just not big enough of a target. It's not so huge like Metal Gear Solid that it's nationally recognizable, and it's not so outstandingly controversial like Hatred or Tranny Gladiator to be worth the time explaining why it's bad.

Its not popular enough for them to notice and get triggered.

maybe they only get triggered by things they know they can affect change on.

but dragons crown, nepnep, and skullgirls are?

The only reason SJWs pull shit is if they think they can "win", i.e. shame the target into giving in or losing a lot of money. Wayforward politely but firmly made it clear that they won't slap a burka on Shantae. They also make good money for the size of their studio. So all the SJWs can do is give the game the silent treatment and hope no one notices it.

You and other Anons got it. DBG protagonist, fairly niche title and WF not kowtowing to SJWs.


Any guesses on how much HGH will be noticed?

Shantae is Monster Boy for posers.

The final work looks way better than the beta, but
I understand that she doesn't normally have blue eyes, but that was kind of iconic in her sprite design.
I should stop reading this thread. This is too good to spoil myself.

That sucks. I had hoped that games would improve with new entries. I'll still probably buy it if they offer a DRM free version outside of gog (because cyprus).

That's what makes her best girl.

The difference is not that much. If I were to put it in arbitrary numbers:
HGH 8.8
Pirate's Curse 9.0

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HAH!

Get out Bolo

Please, I'm not that pathetic.

3DS release when?

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>You will never cum inside Shantae

triggered

Hafl Genie Hero is not getting a 3DS release.


My 「Diamond」is unbreakable.


Feels bad man.


Jesus…

Yes, especially dragons crown because of the CP/loli sorceress in the game

Should I get the physical copy for this on Vita or Wii U?

I wonder how triggered he got with the space bikini scene

has anyone explained why her eyes are teal

In the original GBC game, the limited palette made her eyes teal, I guess they kept it in later games as a stylistic choice.

Did I enter a time machine and return to the fucking stone age? Jesus fuck OP
rotty is overrated, but her human form always turns my dicks to diamonds

My fucking dick.

god damn. that guy really wants to fuck risky boots.

It's coming, but maybe not until the dlc is out.

I don't lke Risky Boots either but that's hilarious

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Why isn't there porn of this kiddo hatefucking Risky Boots while saying that?

user no.

I wan baph 2 corrupt christ-tan

Too late. Baph-tan is here now.

who is this homely character?

torrent fucking when

Awwww Yisss

Now the big question: should I wait for the full release or is the game fine enough to play right now?

Isn't the current build basically the retail build? At most it still has some bugs, but I don't think anything is cut out

A full campaign?

Torrent out yet?

Oh vey bad goys!

I might buy it if it's good, but I'm never giving any money to kikestarter

I mean, you can't buy and play it right now on Steam, and you can't back it on Kickstarter anymore.

Got mine too.

You could've also donated via paypal if KS was too much of a problem.

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Wait, is there no world map music? It just has a flying wind sorta sound effect.

Fucking ganon

Any more good yuri porn? Preferably without any plastic shit?

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Wow, I think I might have a real backstory here!

Oh boy, botnet spam. My favourite.

That level of art quality is atroctious!

And I wan't baph to be purified (sexily)

So all the girls jiggle, you can go back to prior levels easily, Risky Boots mode is a thing, and I'm not sure but there's also a Goth Shantae if you beat the game. Risky isn't out yet so I got no idea about that one. Rival genie is a shrew Shantae is still best, she does things to my dick.

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How much is the game going for on release? Or is there a torrent yet?

new meme

I would assume 15-30$ for the full game. No torrents yet it's still being worked on for final release, people who can play it like me were just given early access builds.

Your mother is a meme.

According to the last Backer Email all digital versions will be $19.99 or the regional equivalent.

Been playing for 3 hours now, the game is really fun so far. Also Achievements are unlockable now it seems

I think the better question is, does it have Denuvo? I assume not, since it's WayForward, but it doesn't hurt to be paranoid about this shit.

That's official art actually

clive's dick looks perfect to me.

I had a 1984 buick.

Thank you!

A very powerful enemy DID take him out. Now imagine if that enemy was an actual gundam instead of a graze on steroids.
Granted, he got away with only some bleeding and probably a concussion.

You're wasting a perfectly good image board

Where do you place on the autism spectrum?

That one section in Risky's stage. How are you supposed to fly through that? Harpy drops too fast and flies too high.

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!

Did you reply to the right guy?

have a mega?

They got my sides good with that one.

Bloodborne. After 5 days, i'm starting to like it. I don't miss Nioh anymore.

I wanna say viral marketing for this game but you faggots have been supporting it way too long for it to be that.
Glad you guys are having fun with it.

bump

Sometimes anons shill for games they have hopes for. Such an user was known as the mandate shill. Sadly, Mandate looks like it will go to shit and so the Mandate shill killed himself. RIP.

Depends on which bit you're talking about.
MOST of Risky's stage requires Harpy + Git Gud; it helps a LOT if you have the Talon, because it stops all momentum if you use it in midair.

There is at least one set of obstacles that you can get through using the Bat.
There is another part - which I suspect is the bit you are at - which requires either INSANE Harpy skill level or the Monkey Bullet. Drop down to the wall below, bullet across, climb up a bit, bullet back, and then jump off the wall to safety.

Hope that helps.

BTW, has anyone figured out how to unlock Risky Mode? Or is it simply not in the game yet, and they just added her silhouette to be jerks? I've beaten it 100% now and she's still locked.

Where's the MEGA link for it? I didn't back it because I don't want to fall for scams after MN9, but I would like to try and buy.

Can I post in this thread again?

Huh. It hasn't been letting me post all morning. Is there something in my post that Holla Forums filters/Holla Forums dislikes?


Not to mention how disappointing the rival plot turned out to be.I wanted a proper rivalry with a real half-genie who is actually a good guy; not some cunt personified memory bullshit that has to become the bad guy for no fucking reason.

You could monkey bullet to the snake chick, and even though it's kind of slow you can fireball the eye.

I don't think she's actually reachable with the bullet in that stage - no wall to launch off, it's all flat. You'd need to use Spider or Bat.
I did all my dance-shopping at Mermaid Falls, where she's a lot easier to reach.


He's ludicrously easy if you have Super Pike Ball or Scimitar. I found running away from him at the beginning of the stage MUCH harder than the actual boss fight.

Though I share your disappointment about Holly. I thought she was going to be a much larger part of the game's storyline, but it turns out she's just a footnote.

You have to use the edge of the platform you're on to shoot over there.

From the side of the platform? I suppose so. I had already fallen down into the pit far more times than I'd have liked, so I would not have wanted to try it at the time.


I don't have any of the spells during the fight. Sure would help.

I just started up the game to check if there was a way to go back to town and start over, but I see that I have some food in my inventory that will heal some health. I didn't think these were actual items I could use. I'm retarded, but at least I should be able to win with this.

Neat, never thought of that.
I got used to doing that trick with the Monkey Bullet later on (indeed, Risky's lair forces you to at one point), but I guess I've never been back to that part of the stage since I learned how to do that - or at least, always just blasted past it as a Harpy.
I misremembered the platforms as all being on the same level.


Good luck!

(And yes - as you probably figured out, the whistle that Sky gave you lets you exit to the map.)

Already completed the game that was fun.
I'm missing just one key somewhere.

It's a damn shame Anaugi stopped coming here in favor of being a thirsty slut on tumblr instead. He always made some decent Shantae art here.

He stopped coming here? I thought he just posted both there and here.

Extra characters come later as free DLC If I recall correctly.

Thanks. It was incredibly easy to beat with full health.

I am
I get hit on all the time

bampu

Kid lived? 9mm or what?

I'm gonna post some KANGZ edits I made for different groups. Here's my Sicilian one.

AY HOLD YA HAWSES
*flicks switchblade*
SO YOU'S TELLIN' ME
*gels hair*
AYYYYY
*slaps wife*
BADABING
*slaps children*
BADABOOM
*guzzles Tuscan wine*
YOU'S TELLIN' ME
*combs hair straight back*
AYYY FUHGEDABOUDIT
*fails two World Wars*
HOLD YA HAWSES
*slurps spaghetti and sauce*
CIAO BELLA AYY
*catcalls from construction site*
YOU'S TELLIN' ME WE'S
*assaults Irish immigrants*
I'M WAHHHLKIN' 'ERE
*flicks chin*
AYYY
*fluffs chest bush poking out of wifebeater*
THAT WE'S
*collects protection money*
YOU'S TELLIN' ME WE'S
*busts ya kneecaps*
WE'S MAFIOSO AND SHEIT, VITO?!

Never mind his English VA was the epitome of cringe

>[email protected]/* */
Sent ;)

I never get the hover hand.
Just place your hand on her.

I'll think about it.

only 84?
I thought the game was fucking amazing.
Ill give it 95/100.

Although a very good game, TW3 is incredibly flawed. Not only in terms of gameplay, but its own design is inherently flawed because it conflicts with the main idea/focus of the game.

Don't forget

It can get stockpile as an egg move. Z-stockpile is a full heal as well as normal stockpile defenses up. Makes bubble spider even more resilient.

Not worth it as of right now, and probably for a while.

Because I can't say no to a demon loli with trips.
Also, what's with all the nonsensical spam?

If he still posts here, he steers clear of drawthreads. And that's a big IF, since I'm fairly sure he had enough of Holla Forums due to drawthread drama.

Some faggotwhos probably not Bui is spamming several boards with bots

That explains a lot.
Took me a few seconds to recognize it as botspam, I thought we'd had another halfchan migration or something.

Well, given that the cunt is taking posts from halfchan, it sorta is in a way.

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So dumb this is why I focus Mikan

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Thanks. I drew it myself just to post in this thread, so I'm not surprised Google can't find it.
Glad you liked it!

PAY ATTENTION YOU FUCKING RETARD

I like it, I like it a lot.

Since they have much better hardware to play the music now, if compared to both past versions, why not follow the steps of the original Shantae and improve from there?

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Broken? It's slow as hell and far less fun than actually revisiting levels. It's just a trivial and excruciatingly boring alternative for boring people.

Shit, didn't mean to send that through without spoiling.
Also meant to say that someone else had posted that before, I think legit posts are getting deleted as spam.

Yeah, I had asked about the source of the image too before I got banned.

youtube.com/watch?v=Lhjh-rD8Bwc

Dat soundtrack though.


I found this shitty obviously cropped porn one.

Is that first image Shantae's orgasm face?

Yeah, it's a lot more fun to obtain gems by actually going back through the levels while exploring. Once you have the harpy, a run through of Tassel Town's first area is a lot faster than using the jug.

Really, the jug is ideal for when you've ALMOST got enough for that thing you really want, and just need that couple of extra gems.


Thanks for reposting it!


And I got banned for answering the question. I'm happy the mods are cracking down on the spam, but it's a shame so many legit users are getting caught in the crossfire.

(In case you didn't see my earlier response, I drew it myself for this thread, so it's never appeared anywhere else.)

I do believe so

I will post the shitty one if I find it, actually I just got some kets, lets see if I can unlock it.

Just got the mermaid dance.

Shawntae mermaid a cute

Here it is.

That's pretty awesome.

Why did they change all of the drawings and what did the original look like?

I think the original art was sent in cropped like that as a joke.

Anyone know if the standard boss theme is in this game, or if it's been replaced by the new admittedly pretty good boss theme?

WEEEEW

Fucking missing only one heart in main street and the last key in Tassel Town. I can't find them anywhere, this better not be like that one asshole heart squid in pirates curse that was hidden in a unique way.

I think the heart container you're looking for is in the burning town, in a small crawl space for monkeys, and the key is in the tower in a convoluted mouse maze puzzle.

The last key is in an INCREDIBLY well hidden place, so I'm not surprised it's giving you trouble. I was stuck on it forever. Spoilers below for when you're sick of pulling your hair out.

In the tower, near the end, right after the long set of platforms/chains you have to climb, there's a block. If you hit it with your hair, you can knock it down - keep hitting it, and you can knock it all the way to the bottom of that section.

Stand on it to be able to use your elephant on a previously unreachable statue head, and get into the area with the last key.

It drove me NUTS looking for it. I must've gone through the entire level five times.

I felt like a genius when I found that. Satisfying puzzles, for sure.

Thank you both. Jesus christ I would have never noticed that monkey crawl space or figured out house to get that key

Pretty gud so far.

Is this the entire game? Or should I wait for the official release?

Now where the fuck do I find the poster for the zombie?

Someone at the art gallery will show up.

I haven't had to mash that hard and fast in fucking years, holy shit.

One day, I will unlock the secrets of the Golden Shower Room.

Pirate link
WHEN!?
I'd support it if I wasn't poor

Go back to the burning town, and use your harpy to fly to the very top left.

Yeah, I've got that thingie. Just need to find the right person to give it to. Someone in town just gave me a hint that makes sense. It shouldn't be long now.

No, you don't give it to anyone. You keep it, and it lets you swim up waterfalls.

Hah, I was stuck in the item-trading rut, didn't realize at the time it was a powerup itself. Thanks!

Do you need to complete the game after getting 100% to unlock something?

It's all just artwork and cheevos at this point. You get a piece of art for getting 100%, one for speedrunning the game, and one for speedrunning and getting 100%.

My boner feels weird.

Just finished it, once with the "you lazy son of a bitch, get all the items"-ending and then 100%.
The games really good, tight controls (except for the Harpie) and it's nice to be able to skip already played sections with the warp dance.
But the escape after the last Boss can fuck right of. I know it's not that hard, but having to start over when you fall down is just annoying, especially if you don't know exactly what to comes next.

Other than that it's a good game, although extremely easy. I played Pirate's Curse just before and I missed the scaling damage some enemies did. With the half damage upgrade there is just no danger anymore, except for insta-death spikes and even that just sets you back a bit. Not to mention that Risky and the final boss are a joke if you have the infinite magic and the last stage of the bubble shield.
And I miss the dungeons. But I don't miss the overworld.


All in all it's good, fixes a lot of problems from the previous games but is just to easy. But I am glad I backed it and that it got made. Maybe the Risky Boots mode will be a bit harder.

good to hear, my christmas has some hope then

Very much this. The sequence with the worm in the Tassel Town tower also killed me far too many times… and then there's this (see pic)

This pair of counter-clockwise moving bastards mashed me a whole bunch of times before I realized they can be passed without following their pattern.

Yeah, it was trivial with those upgrades. The boss design reminded me a little of the MCP from Tron.

Naga girls so tsun-tsun.
Even for mermaid Shantae.

Nigga play with 2 hearts and no upgrades.

Having to intentionally gimp yourself to make a game even somewhat challenging isn't favorable to the game.

These enemies have no business being this cute.

So can you get the speedrun achievements through the hero mode/new game plus?

what the fuck is this "discussion" about the game, let me see the fucking porn

woah dude, what a vintage reference to that spongebob episode

Why yes, yes it is.

>bought first 3 games
Fuck HD.

I'm in the same position. My toaster can't really handle anything past about 2006. Guess I won't be playing this for a while.

Same. I knew this was going to happen. I'll just wait for the PS3 version to come out, or I'll just get a better PC.

The PS3 and 360 versions got cancelled

Oh.

is upgrading a 6 year old laptop as idiotic an idea as it seems? I don't even care about waifus, I just want good games

Yeah, it's a
LAPTOP
Get either a new laptop or a proper desktop PC. It doesn't have to be the ultimate PC gaymer PC, just something that can play shantae and you're set for anything good released in the last 5 years.

THANK YOU
I was wondering how to get the last key. I had completely forgotten about that thing.

I also figured out that one section in Risky's stage. Monkey bullet was the answer.

I want to go on a mini-golf date with Shantae!

Oh, thank goodness. I tried to suggest that twice, but my messages kept getting deleted by the spam purge. Good job figuring it out!


Are the PC requirements really that steep? It does let you turn down the resolution in the settings, so if you have the demo it might be worth testing.
It's still bullshit that they cancelled the PS3 version, and the Vita version apparently doesn't support the Vita TV. I guess Sony REALLY wants people to buy PS4s.


Can't we have both?

Built my system in 2009, and my current video card is a used 1GB GTX 560 SE. Runs fine, but my problem is my Dual Shock 4 likes to lose connection every few seconds, which makes TIMED JUMPING PUZZLES REALLY FUCKING FUN.

Yeah, that doesn't sound fun.
Have you considered getting the DualShock XInput Wrapper and using a PS3 controller via USB? That's how I played the game, and it was great aside from the Xbox button prompts.

Important question:
Can you get that blue slave leiaesque bikini, she had in the previous games as an unlockable in this game also?

Weren't we supposed to get a backer costume for Shantae? I haven't seen anything about it.

I assume it's coming a bit later, like how risky mode, the other special costumes and the other character modes are.

The Dual Shock 3 has shitty ergonomics, compared to the 4. The grips of the latter are a bit larger, which means that you don't have to curl your fingers quite as tightly, reducing fatigue and joint pain with prolonged use. Alas, once paired via bluetooth, the controller seems to hate a plain USB connection, and refuses to stay connected. Re-pairing it is a nightmare all its own. I'd probably use a 360 controller if all of mine hadn't been stolen.

Anyway, the disconnection thing seems to be pulse-like. InputMapper indicates that the signal response drops off, then comes back, in a regular rhythm, and changing settings within it, or changing the USB port the bluetooth 4.x dongle is in, does nothing to remedy it.

What's that son of a shepherd doing?

I assume it's because it's cute and it has her shaking her booty when she's putting, but just for posterity, for what purpose?

I can't believe I never thought of that second point.

I just think it would be fun

So being the buyfag I am, I'm probably going to get it either way, but can someone just MEGA it already. Want to see how good it is.

Ehhhhhhh

Talk about being degenerate as fuck.

>Queen of the Seven… Cheese?: Defeat Risky Boots as a Mouse.

why

Enjoy that 1 damage.

At least it isn't hard, it will just take forever

I defeated the final boss, thrice.
First time with one gallery key missing, second time with all keys, third time because I'm an idiot and forgot to talk with the mayor to get the final item.

That Tiara is useful. Free magic is pretty OP. Then again you don't really need it.

I still have to unlock two pictures. Does anybody know the requirements? I'm guessing bad end is one of them. Is the fourth one speedrunning?

You get one for beating the game
one for 100% clearing it
one for speedrunning it
and one for 100% speedrunning it

Thanks. I guess I'll have to git gud to get those two speedrunning unlocks.

I haven't tried it but if Hero mode is like Pirate Mode in Pirate's Curse, then you can get the speedrun endings with it.

It doesn't say you have to be a mouse the entire time.

hammer lady needs more lewds
also need bolo lewds

No, it does not. It's even getting DRM-Free releases.