NEWSWEEK HAS "JUST FIVE WEEKS TO TURN AROUND ITS BUSINESS OR IT MIGHT HAVE TO SHUTTER FOR GOOD.
Two weeks ago, Newsweek Media Group Chief Content Officer Dayan Candappa said the company had just five weeks to turn around its business, or it might have to shutter for good.
Thanks for advertising them instead of letting them die.
Chase Martinez
Looks like we missed our kike-free first post here.
Unnn,,,they used to be the second-biggest news magazine in the US after Time. How much of an idiot do you have to be to think Holla Forums's announcement of their death is going to "help!" them when they have gone from that to a 5-week life expectancy?
Owen Cook
Three weeks or you shutter? Hire me faggots.
Jaxson Morgan
2 weeks? What do you need 4 days for?
Kayden Adams
Good news everyone! They're shutting down tomorrow! We did it reddit!
Jackson Jenkins
What's it going for? We can buy it and turn it into a Nationalist magazine.
Landon Stewart
What do I need 4 days for when I can get it done in 2? No joke. If I had writers under me we could push out an issue that would get massive sales. Of course, it would say nothing but the truth. And it would be written by the entire staff, 20 hour days.
Jonathan Lopez
They need to get ChadOP to start writing for them
Nicholas Wilson
I'm sure they'll find (((someone))) to float them some operating cash. It's not as if these outlets are really in the business of business, making money as investments … (((somebody))) will be fine with fronting money to keep the propaganda flowing.
Josiah Johnson
Goodbye, Jews!
Julian Ward
Go to sleep Bannon, you are drunk.
You would need two weeks to hype the big change and build up enough outrage. Then push something mildly controversial. Not enough to piss of the middle american fence sitters, but enough to make the mainstream lose their shit. Three weeks of issues like that could recover sales. So yeah, five weeks and you could save it. Hire me as a writer and give me a patient editor, I have autism.
Jayden Cook
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Jace Wood
Sounds like they need an influx of users to the site, now whether or not you have adblock on or download large swathes of data causing a bandwidth bill spike is completely your own independent decision. Personally I would say leave it alone.
Have any of you fucks been around here long enough to remember what happened to ole Kurt, hentai aficionado and tentacle porn connoisseur?
Cameron Cruz
That made me laugh harder than it should. Women can’t even trusted in making a teenage mutant ninja turtles cartoon.
Nolan Powell
Yeah, he has been threatening to sue some comic geek. As if suing a veteran to prison and getting away with that "seizure" accusation wasn't enough.
Matthew Collins
I'll be keeping a close eye on them for when they go bankrupt and have to sell off their assets.
I have 3 bucks in change, that should be enough to by the name.
Joseph Howard
HA HA HA HA
Kayden Cook
It's not about money, its about sending a message. Everything burns.
Joshua Martinez
TRUMP CURSE STRIKES AGAIN
Gabriel Roberts
One day there's going to be an exhibit of these Neo-Soviet propaganda magazine covers. Including all the "New Europeans" and Tranny Kid shit too.
And the people visiting it will shake their heads, wondering why people of the time fell for such obvious lies and bare faced manipulation.
Nicholas Williams
Damn, that Diversity & Comics guy sure knows how to trigger these faggots.
Jacob Bell
Jewish society is so incredibly gross and litigious.
Nicholas Reyes
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John Carter
Newsweek? More like Jewsweek
Grayson Cook
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Jordan Collins
Damn. You burned that jew so bad it was almost another holohcaust
John Hughes
I'VE GOT A STORY V E
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And I fucking hate feds.
This would both save Newsweek from itself and America from the CIA.
Isaac Baker
I am sure some anons can have fun with this. It is delicious when we can preside over and meme the demise of shitty media instituions…
Aaron Baker
Dammit Holla Forums - post my damned images!
Landon Flores
Bump
Kevin Johnson
I always thought Newspeak but maybe we can split the difference.
Jack Cox
So the new illiterate Mexican welfare middle class isn't buying Newsweek? I'm stunned. Shocking development. All they have to do is suck some kosher dick at Goldman Sachs and they'll choreograph a nice comeback story for Newsweek.
Ethan Young
That would be the best selling copy in their history.
Lucas King
I thought it was jewspeak.
Thomas Jones
I count this as part of their anti trump advertising budget.
The truth is no online database will replace your daily newspaper.
—Clifford Stoll, Newsweek, 1995
Jose Roberts
The only thing keeping them in business are Jewish dentists and doctors.
Cooper Allen
Newsweek should have been in deep legal and financial trouble long ago because the moony cult that owns it didn't pay taxes and ran a crazy for-profit school. Maybe Newsweek stayed in business because deep state bailed them out from financial/legal woes on the condition they work for deep state.
Just remember WaPo is Bezos/deep state-owned, and WSJ is Fusion GPS is deep state that tried to overthrow Pres. It goes beyond just a leftist/globalist bias, but it's actually a strategy deep state uses to overthrow government, and they're doing it with Trump. Deep state has its hand deeply up media's ass everywhere to the point that any media is glow-in-the-dark propaganda. Some sort of financial/legal problems mean a perfect opportunity for glow-in-the-darks to take control of a publication.
Joshua Carter
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Angel Phillips
They tried to warn us. That’s why they came for our video games.
"These leftwing politics are killings our business! We need to push harder! The goyim don't know what they like!"
If these people really wanted to save themselves they need to wipe the administration of anyone left leaning or from an urban area. Urban leftwing shit is dime a dozen if they really wanted to be distinct they'd hire from small America.
Zachary Anderson
Then that would make this the first legitimate holocaust. Not the slow start I was hoping for, but Rome wasn't built in a day.
Josiah Lewis
As much as I'd love for the Trump curse to destroy Newsweek completely, I'm sure they're going to try to salvage some kind of internet presence.
Jack Sanders
Haha! Newsweek about to go Gawker?
Eli Sanchez
I got no message from Newsweak, so I guess they don't want to continue existing.
Easton Jackson
Gee, I wonder why their not raking in the dosh
Joseph Garcia
Some kike will buy them to continue falsifying narratives, it's not a money game for them.
Not necessarily. The present management, writers and structure may see some problems for the failure. But they can simply accept help from outside and become more comp'd or comp'd differently. Someone will buy for the name and existing infrastructure. A similar thing happened with the D*NC. It's been happening before, and it's something that can and likely will happen to strategically placed businesses, groups etc. Keep an eye out for it and if you or your organization have money, consider doing some of the comping as the other side surely does.