Sobriety tests should be fucking mandatory for everyone who wishes to engage in online multiplayer games.
I'm fucking sick of drunk and/or stoned assholes coming into MY game for "fun" and making the rest of us suffer via their piss poor performance because they're fucking smashed off their ass and can't aim or coordinate for shit.
Jacob Hughes
bro cannabis rofl
Ethan Gutierrez
DUDE REDDIT FROG LMAO
Josiah Cruz
you sound like a woman.
Justin James
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Grayson Ramirez
Amateurs.
Blake Morris
russkie est ?
Kevin Richardson
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Thomas Rogers
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Henry Richardson
Thankfully you made a nice shitposting general for us :^)
Oliver Bell
I personally refrain from making a fool of myself in MP when I'm drunk, but you're playing with strangers, demanding standards is pissing in the wind.
Adam Jones
gtfo
Jaxson Lewis
Next you're going to start screaming ree.
Ryan Perry
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Aiden Peterson
Also this. Inebriation is the least of anyone's issues when playing online.
Lincoln Nelson
Suck it up, Nancy. You know as well as I do that making a thread to bitch about drunk assholes having fun isn't going to do anything.
Matthew Ramirez
I always play better when drunk but i don't use a microphone so i don't think it matter that much
Lucas Cox
Nice try Muhammed
Nolan Moore
Nah, people just say their drunk or high when they play shit, then suddenly sober up when they're good. I should know, me and my mates do it all the time to get people like you mad.
David Miller
Remember: The tribes that preferred drinking became christian, while the smokerfags chose islam.
Now drink responsibly.
Adrian Wright
you would have likely gotten a shitty teammate either way, doesnt matter if theyre drunk or brazilian.
Alexander Russell
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Jason Wright
Given that choice was pretty much mandatory back then, else your neighbors go full zealots against you, I must conclude that our tribes chose well.
Brayden Jackson
ISHYGDDT
OP, why don't you go play with your friends. :^)
Luke Wilson
But Judaism allows drinking, provided it's kosher and in moderation. As far as I know, that's not different from Catholicism.
Samuel Young
Well, if being a Huehue nigger was like being pissdrunk 24/7 it'd explain A LOT.
Austin Jackson
Did drunk dudebros bully you?
Xavier Gray
And I drive better drunk to
Also I swear drunks can be fun, but stoners can be much more obnoxious
Gabriel Taylor
Probably because they're fucking high. Do you think their smoked up brain is worrying about how much of an ass their being?
James Gutierrez
Maybe yoir problem is that you play shit games user?
Cooper Foster
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Ryan Gomez
Oh yes, look at those great alternatives for multiplayer. You sure got him user.
Jeremiah Cooper
Insurgency, Overwatch, Project Reality, and maybe Red Orchestra 2. Xonotic if you want to go fast.
Christopher Campbell
rush b
Henry Morgan
← calmness is added and removed here :^)
Christopher Richardson
I hate niggers, spics, slopes, chunks, gooks, and kikes.
Hudson White
fuck off little nigger
Henry Watson
I have no idea why you think that is good. It has larger maps, but that's it. kill self Okish if you find people to play with.
Christopher Ramirez
How do you know that they were drunk? Maybe they were recovering alcoholics with the shakes. Bet you feel like an asshole now, huh?
Jason Gomez
I'm sick of spergs coming into MY game to act like no fun allowed fags.
Easton Nguyen
Autism tests should be fucking mandatory for everyone who wishes to engage in online multiplayer games.
I'm fucking sick of tryhard and/or autistic assholes coming into MY game for "fun" and making the rest of us suffer with their continuous bitching and screeching because they take videogames too seriously.
Isaac Smith
Just leave and find a new game. I can count the amount of drunk or high people I've played with in the last decade with one hand. If there were more I didn't notice.
Christopher Turner
Vote-kick him and STFU. Good threads fell from the board because of this shit.
Gavin Gonzalez
hello reddit
Anthony Scott
(YOU) waste of digits
Jace Russell
I have to agree, remember getting drunk once and attempting to be hot shit in ARMA. It's about the same reason alcohol and firearms do not mix. Never trust a drunk helicopter pilot.
Nolan Martin
You're just mad Kek doesn't favor you.
Alexander Baker
Jesus Christ is LORD and SAVIOR
Matthew Foster
Judaism allows anything as long as the rabbi can make up a twisted logical way to justify it, this is the entire point of kikery
Andrew Taylor
Enjoy all that averageness.
Samuel James
classic buzzword used by underperformers. next.
Benjamin Fisher
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Alexander Brown
Fuck you that I know I am you are fun dick thick fucking it's great.
Luke Sanders
PVP me bro
Landon Campbell
OP was referring to other people, not himself. Also, drugs aren't cool, they're not healthy, and they condition your mind to depression. How much of a pathetic human being are you? I can't believe we have people who has fallen to the "dude weed lmao" meme here on fullchan. We've sure have hit a new low. >>>/reddit/ >>>/cuckchan/ >>>/steam/ >>>/tumblr/ >>>/facebook/ >>>/trash/ >>>/ovens/
Jace Watson
That's why i love griefing.
Brayden Thompson
you should take your own advice fag >>>/out/
Carson Carter
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Zachary Walker
You deserve far worse.
Sebastian Rogers
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Justin Bell
If some people want to drink or smoke while playing, that's fine. It's the retards that feel the need to inform the entire server about how they're running low on cannabis every 15 seconds, or how they need to go get another bowl or how DUDE, IT'S SO HARD TO AIM RIGHT NOW.
Jordan Collins
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Nathaniel Cooper
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Luke Scott
do continúe gargling cum m8
Ian Bennett
AHAHAHAHAHAH, holy shit, did you make it and are pissed only stoners bought it? Suck it up Todd.
Andrew Perez
You need to go back to 9fag.
Luke Green
Back when I used to play WoW some of my best tanking performances were when I was drunk.
Cooper Nguyen
Man, I would take all the drunken chads in the world in my online games, just get rid of the ten year olds with lazy voices who won't stop making noise and bully anyone who isn't another meme spouting, lifeless sounding child.
The worst is when they fuck with old guys just wanting to play some vidya.
Thomas Long
I always worry about how much of an ass I'm being
Connor Brown
I think the enablers of that shit are a problem too.
Hello? When I was a child, I was told not to be a cunt and talk to adults like pieces of shit. +10 rage points when the kid themselves use that shit, "what's wrong with you?"
Ain't nothing wrong with me, but there's something wrong with your parents kid, gimme your address so I can come sort your deadbeat parents out.
Dominic Phillips
Nothing wrong with shelving a few party flockahs and giving it your best. Have a fuckin go m8.
Noah Carter
Fuck off, nigger.
Nolan Barnes
Fuck off ya salty cunt not my problem you turn into a girl after a couple of beers.
Leo Bennett
Was meant for
Josiah Allen
Guess that's what happens when you have kids raising kids. Still, it's depressing how common this scenario is. I mean, I remember saying and doing some bad things when I was a kid, but the shit that comes out of their mouths today is just disgusting, then you have their weird habit of just making unintelligible droning noises when there is nothing to say. I really want to believe this isn't the norm.
Isaiah Morales
>need to finish a raid in Destiny Shoot yourself.
Charles Peterson
Well user that's what you get for playing shit games
Parker Flores
And the unwarranted self-importance that drives them to continually talk, and talk, and talk (TO THEMSELVES, NO LESS) because they have to hear the sound of their own voice as if to reaffirm their own self-esteem when the schools aren't going out of their way to give them participation awards. They can't read in their fucking heads either. Hey kid, if I wanted to hear the plot of Twilight, I'd buy an audiobook, shut the fuck up and learn how to read in your head.
Ethan Lopez
Yeah no, by that logic every game is a bad game.
Aaron Thompson
As if that shit isn't piss easy, give me a break.
Tyler Reyes
you're already drinking to numb yourself to how shitty your country is, you may as well get it over with, slav. for queen and country, huehuehue.
Caleb Nelson
I haven't had a drink in 4 years. Your mind is obviously addled with some form of substance if anything regarding Destiny is giving you trouble.
Henry Smith
I actually played a team-based FPS drunk just last night. I'm generally better, and the stats show it.
Plus, verbally shitposting on teamchat is fun as hell.
stoners are annoying, though
David Cox
fuck off rulecuck
Xavier Bennett
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Elijah Jenkins
You're right, it's actually facebook meme.
Thomas Davis
Team based multiplayer sucks anyway, play real 1v1 games
Lucas Collins
Fuck you op.
Christian Russell
Pepe is ours and will be once again if we make an effort of reclaiming him, Reconquista-style. Deus Vult.
Luis Moore
your memes are shit user
Christopher Ramirez
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Nathaniel Lopez
the only problem i have with autistics is that fucking lisp they have and when they combo that with their inability to shut the fuck or not say something awkward for 10 seconds
Adam Thomas
I just wish I could actually play decent while sober.
Joshua Murphy
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Julian Evans
But user, alcohol can actually help. In fact it's banned as a performance enhancing drug in shooting competitions.
Charles Cooper
fuck, you sound like a no-fun allowed rule-loving trumpcuck, trying to tell everyone else what to do, take it to your Donald subreddit
Oliver Bell
Playing sober lost its luster when I stopped playing in tournament settings. Most modern games are a complete bore sober because the average skill level now is so low its like playing with special needs kids without the emotional satisfaction of making someone day better. You're just carrying ungrateful retards who will tell you to kill yourself the second something doesn't go their way. Good games are best without influences but the average MP game now? Couldn't pay to play that sober, especially when its just with randoms.
Blake Anderson
You should read up on leverage. There's several pullies on that gallow, it's completely possible as a result. If it was a direct lift, sure, you'd be right, but in this situation you are not necessarily right.
If you set up a series of pullies, you could accomplish things that you normally would never have the physical strength to do, such as pulling a tree out of the ground without cutting it down. The reason that tree fellers don't do this is because it takes too long to setup, it'd take the paper mill forever to get enough wood to make a stack of paper.
A chainsaw can do it so much faster, but if you set up a bunch of pullies, yeah you can do it.
Alexander Peterson
Mild intoxication actually makes me play better. I've had several episodes where I was fighting one boss or another but would end up getting my ass kicked every time. I eventually quit, had a drink or to with my buddies, and promptly curbstomped the boss on first try.
Thomas Roberts
Makes sense, I play world of tanks drunk sometimes, and I it makes me second guess myself less
Connor King
I suppose you become worse at multitasking, but your brain is more focused on the primary task at hand.