Tell you what prisoner, you roll a 7, you walk tomorrow

Quit horsing around guys, I'll be done in a second.

I'm a bad father.
But being a good gambler is more important to me than being a good father

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20 years…. So how does it feel

Huh?
Bye

Depends on how long my current sentence is. If I'm 30 and I'm already in for more than 30 years, fuck it, let's roll.

If less than 30 years, I'll pass.

Rolling

wtf you don't have the authority to extend or end my sentence

And yet Avatar is the highest grossing movie of all time. Makes you think.

boards.4chan.org/tv/thread/94431041

Good thread though, rolling

Ain't happening

That's skit was so shit, Sam should just do stand-up comedy again.

See you fucks on the outside!

Charles is the funny visionary and obviously you need to go back to faggot frank if you think Sam is the brains behind World Peace

I got this.

not even close 😶

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As soon as I get out I'm gonna black your girlfriend.

Charls is honestly a terrible actor and generally unfunny. Really wish they'd cut him from MDE. Can't think of a single time he made me laugh.

fuck off, Sam

What's Charls up to these days?

Doing shitty let's plays and trying to build an audience of 10 year olds.

Did you even watch the skit?
It wasn't really comedy even if it was absurdist btw.

That's terribly disappointing. He's too good to squander his talent like that.

World Peace was simultaneously the greatest piece of comedy and greatest work of art in the history of cinema. Prove me wrong.

Sam is shit now

That's hyperbole but in 40 years there will defiantly be a cult following that holds it up as ahead of its time and all that shit

You have to go back

Sam has always been shit when he's not playing a role.

I'm gonna be free!

aw fuck

Tell you what prisoner, you roll a double, you walk tomorrow.
Anything else?
It's another dime.

Can't win if you don't play

Snake eyes.

reroll

Checked and kek'd

Post vertical vid kino

I don' t care

Its two days before you are released could you handle the temptation? I am gonna roll for it.

I'd assume the dice are charged to begin with

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is the 7 the last digit or the sum of the two last digits?

World Peace wasn't comedy, it was satire.

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What did S*c*am Hyde mean by this?

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What was this video about?

A reflection on the kafkaesque reality of the judicial system

That episode is unironic kino because it can be interpreted several ways.

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It's about the fact that parents and children are now friendly strangers. They do nothing together, barely see each other.
It's stated right in the middle of the sketch, "put 'em in daycare all year," he doesn't even know where his kids are even at, obsessed with blackjack, which is obviously ridiculous to most of us, not like a meaningless job for the next Mercedes, or the results of your fantasy football team.
Like every one of their sketches, it's about life's bullshit that people are trying to sell you as reality. He walks home to a beautiful family, and doesn't give a shit and goes flying through the window.

He was talking about the OP video.

This is extremely straight-forward, he's a blackjack addict who neglects his family and when he trips over the table (loses at the poker table) just listen. He describes exactly what happened to him afterward.
It's really easy to understand what most of the World Peace sketches are about, just pay attention to the imagery and what the characters are saying.

What kind of influence do you think Sam's father had on him?

Are you saying the deeper meaning isn't there? Also is he the prisoner's son?

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Sam's parents weren't together, from bits and pieces throughout his videos you can tell he didn't have a good relationship with his dad.

wat

The prison sketch seems to be supposed to happen in the 1920s at most (because of the black and white and the scenography, plus the uniforms). Move to the fifties and his son is a thirty-something guy who's grown up without his father, yet he got enough contact with him to leave an impression. And he does the same mistake his father did, "can't win if you don't play".

The gambler sketch makes no mention of his father/lack thereof. And the "can't win if you don't play" is a common phrase. Charls is just the most working-class looking in MDE, so they casted him for a lot of those roles in the show.
It's just a sketch show user, I wouldn't read too much into continuity.

Woah, nice quads
But is it common enough that they make the same actor say it in different skits, with disastrous consequences each time?

blockhead, pls

That's called a "theme", lad

I'm gonna stick with the son theory

It's also worth noting that people with daddy issues tend to be shitty dads themselves

What did they mean by this

Your post made me chuckle

😂

Sam has changed his style so much over the years you'd almost think he was a different person.

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it has to be the last two digits that sum seven as if they were two dice right?

What did he mean by this?

He meant he's a projecting homosexual posting homosexual porn that he saved because he craves Sam's uncreative, homeless dick.

The highest grossing movie of all time in Minions 2. You can't hide under a rock forever, grandpa. Single ladies forever!

His beautiful family is shown when there's slots' jackpot noises playing, notice that when he starts the blackjack game he trips that's still fine, but then he flies PAST his family, into a window and dies
"i put 50-50, they say i didn't put any chips, check-check, check, i pick a fight with someone 20 years younger"

I've heard Sam talk so much, about so many things.
But I've never heard a word about his father.

Let's roll.

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Give me one reason to care.

Sam always has great advice.

Well, according to Zachary if it grossed so much it is good.

He became a truck driver?

Bane?

august-september 2016

Cop killer.

Let's kill some cops tonight.

/ourguy/

DUDE NEO 80S SYNTH LMAO
fucking trash

kys
He's been doing the same style since the 80s, it's not that he's a "neo 80s artist".

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What can you expect from a dumb hapa tbh

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He was a child in the 80s. He's absolutely a retro musician.

Yes, yes, everybody is Zachary.

it's called /r/milliondollarextreme

Did he make a statement refusing to do so or did her just refuse to do so? How about The Soft Moon?

I got confused and fucked up. He still says he doesn't purposely do neo-80s music.

theguardian.com/music/2011/nov/12/john-maus-interview - archive.is/IUfO1

Outside of some songs on his recent album, he doesn't try to sound 80's, many of his songs just sound weird.
He does embrace the label, though. Some of his music videos are clearly 80's inspired.

archive.is/ehSlz

To date, The Soft Moon are the only guys who haven't talked about their involvement with the show.
I think they just don't care, also half the band is from fucking Italy so I'm not sure they even paid attention to it.

Glad I pirated all of his stuff now. Also, the idea that cops are oppressing trannies is just bizarre.

He's probably talking about people who want to make being a tranny a crime

easily the single most kino show to come out in the last 2 decades

umm that‘s tissue box sweetie

yeah back to reddit with you, newfriend. sam hyde is fucking BASED!

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YAY I DID IT
SEE YOU IN HELL PIGS

Sam replied to me the other day, made me happy.

Deal

You got a 7 anyway. But by that logic

>9-1-1= Inside job and my 7

Nothing wrong in killing tran freaks

fuck you pay me

Two dice, two digits, that's my logic.

What is more, my post ending in 7 would have me in jail. Because 1+7=8.

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SNAKE EYES

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