I resisted buying Far Cry: Primal during the steam sale because fuck Ubisoft, but it made me realize I'm hankering for some cave-man games. Are there any gems for the PC that I'm missing? Honestly, anything stone age related would be cool.
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Primal is worth a pirate.
Best sub-human game
Skyrim with hunterborn, forsworn mods and more fur gear.
I didnt think it was cracked yet. Doesn't it use Denuvo?
But I want to club other Neanderthals to death and then die of an infected ingrown nail.
I was expecting a recommendation of Zeno Clash within a few posts.
You're dropping the goddamn ball, Holla Forums.
>THICC
I am here to ruin this thread
Just kill yourself.
Zeno Clash is trash. I remember that game being boring as fuck.
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Skyrim so far is the second best elder scrolls game, and one of the best first person rpgs.
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You made the right choice.
t. someone who brought the game. It didn't even have an ending for fucks sake why couldn't it have been awesome like Blood Dragon was?
Anyway, Stone Age set games are practically non-existent. Shit fucking sucks uncut jew dick.
Everything about you is fucking wrong.
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Hey I remember s4n4. Shame she closed her tumblr down.
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My god
All the rest I have.
Oh, I lie, one more. The world is dimmer for her not posting anymore.
have you gotten your test levels checked?
Present your thicc then.
I never said she was THICC, I said I remembered her. Have you gotten your reading comprehension checked?
Shit, I just remembered there was a caveman game that came out recently. It was kinda like a Rimworld clone but fuck if I can remember what it was called.
WHY
WHY
WHO COMES UP WITH THIS DYKE SHIT
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Looks like the kid from MAD
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how would a caveperson even pull a half-shave look like that
Cave people were capable of doing trepanning operations so that's not that impressive, what's more important is who the fuck thinks that looks good
That's the flagship chick from Primal. And that's how I would describe Primal; MAD's shitty parody of Far Cry 2.
Flint shaving tools. Shit works, son.
apparently lots of idiots considering how popular it is with both men and women right now
I bet it's the same faggots (literally) and womens who first pushed the "men want skinny blondes!" bullshit.
Now not even punk porn is safe from this disgusting shit.
Everyone's trying to be unique in the day and age where everything that's unique as 5 blogs dedicated to it.
a) learn to embedded
b) I fucking love PrimitiveTechnology
c) learn to fucking embedded
You mean embed?
NO I MEAN EMBEDDED FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY
i'd take a skinny blond over the "healthy at any size" and other "body positive" horseshit that gets pushed
life is suffering
Like those are the only two choices.
it's starting to feel like that
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It hasn't been cracked and probably wont be for a while, it has denuvo and origin checks.
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That's cool too.
Why not have both?
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Well that's a new fetish for me
It is. The perfect thiccness does not exist outside of fiction except in very rare cases.
Nothing perfect exists.
incorrect, MOTHER FUCKER.
Care to explain?
not him, but the second half of the game is pretty dull since there's less clobbering shit and more bad gunplay
Yeah I forgot about that bullshit.
Terrible, just like their food.
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>or GOOK THICC
Thicc for me is more hips and thighs than ass.
Asses are for black guys.
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Get your arbitrary definitions out of here.
no
Punishment time qt.
How about taking your own advice.
Where the FUCK do you think you are?
Where ever you came from, you have to go back there your retarded nigger.
haha what a nigger
These girls have too much ass.
Bumping if anyone can help me recall the name of this game
God fucking damn it. What is it with games having such shitty combat? I want to hit something HARD not swipe a sword over the screen and have the enemy maybe flinch. Fucking Batman Arkham games let you hit things hard, why the fuck do other games with a focus on melee combat not let you?
Is pretending to be from reddit the latest (You) harvesting scheme?
Ug ug uggg ahh ugg
I would normaly think that kind of post is bait, but these times I'm not sure anymore. Holla Forums is becoming worse everyday
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captain
CAAAAAVE MAaAaAaAaAaAan
Thank god he was redesigned, unlike other cartoon cavemen.
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